Why is everyone congratulations Donna? She hasn't come back to say how she did it which means she had surgery. She said she still fits the same size after minus 28 lbs which means she still looks like a house.
Married and only having sex a few times a MONTH? Yea, I'd be miserable. _____________________________________
Love how so many of the ones posting on the thread assume if you do it often, it must not be as good. Yeah cause I'm sure if you're doing your once a week obligatory, it's mind-blowing every time. @@
I absoutley can not understand this quote:: " I also did a one month experiment about 6 months ago where I cut out artificial sweeteners and caffeine, and you would not believe how amazing I felt. Unfortunately, that was more than I could sustain and I'm back to artificial sweeteners and caffeine, but I figure all this stuff must be pretty bad for us, considering how much better one feels without it.""
If you felt amazing, why the hell would you go back to eating crap??? It's this kind of thinking that keeps people fat. I just do not comprehend at all.
Not the clean eating stuff so much, but the people that have 'tried' to eat better, felt 'amazing' but went right back to eating and feeling crappy. I just don't get it. If you feel amazing, why is it so hard to stick to the way of eating that makes you feel so good?
There's no way she had the surgery and only lost 28 since may. I know someone who had the surgery in may and she's lost 70. I've been doing WW since may and I've lost 33. She's doing good with the loss, I can't imagine not going down even one size after losing over 25 pounds.
It's not that "amazing" feeling. It's the habit that has taken years and years to cultivate, that feeling that you get when you have stress, or some other trigger, that tells you to go back to what you were doing.
Addicts who go into rehab talk about how amazing they feel after detox, and yet so many of them often go back to doing drugs. It's not altogether different with food....
Why yes, it is kind of creepy that you took a "sexy" shot of your own son and then trotted it around the internets and two peas like he's a piece of meat.
She hasn't posted anything in 6 months, and she decides to post this... that alone is weird.
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Which is what I meant when I said she's "trotting it around". Basically bragging to a bunch of middle aged housewives that are frothy enough about Magic Mike and Fifty Shades about what a beefcake her son is. Yeah, if that was a daughter, the peas would be up in arms.
@ 7, that thread makes me sad. The women bragging about how little they have sex with their DHs, and the usual bullshit encouragement of other frigid broads who think that twice a month is more than enough. After all, he can just go masturbate. Yet when they find porn on the computer they need the fainting couch. "He's cheating on me! WITH PORN!!" Well no shit. You don't fuck the man. What else do you think he's going to do?
My DH and I don't have sex every day, but it's in the 4-5X a week range. And it's good every single time. And we have kids, and both have busy schedules..blah blah blah. The excuses that some of these "Mommy CEOs" use are just tired. Make the time to fuck your man, or someone else will be more than happy to do it for you.
22, how can you look at a picture of a man and think homo-erotic when there is no clue to suggest the 'homo'? Is it just because he is young and boyish? Because that's not 'homo' that's pediphile.
22, how can you look at a picture of a man and think homo-erotic when there is no clue to suggest the 'homo'? Is it just because he is young and boyish? Because that's not 'homo' that's pediphile. ---------------------------------- good god, you're a retard.
Am i losing my mind, or do MrsT's comments in the 'girls first period/bra' thread actually make her look like a decent human being? Maybe I should gouge out my eyes?
Scratch that, just got to her story about "amelia." I get the strong feeling she was secretly pleased her 'friend' was in that situation. I can picture her giggling and hiding her smile.
#20 - Yeah, I like the justification that once a week means that the sex is mind-blowing because you know, you're putting everything into it. Yeah right! If you're having mind-blowing sex then you pretty much don't want to wait a week to do it again.
I'm a believer of "use it or lose it". I have found that the more DH and I have sex the more I want it. DH comes to bed about two hours after me, wakes me up, we have fun and then I go back to sleep or we have sex before he leaves for work. So what if I'm a little tired in the morning, it was worth it.
If you've ever read posts on an affair board, the #1 reason for cheating spouses is that they aren't getting any, (or maybe rarely), sex at home. They're being constantly rejected by their spouse so they reach out to someone else for that connection. I don't know why this surprises some people.
What's 'retarded' about pointing out that both genders would be attracted to that pic, and would therefore be pedophiles (if he were as young as he looks instead of 19)? You know if the photographer hadn't said upfront it was her kid, the gross middle aged peas would be drooling over him. Yeah the shirtless/leather jacket look has been patented by the young boys who sell themselves on the street, but that doesn't make that photo appealing only to men. Moot point though, the main thing is, what kind of a disgusting mother takes that pic of her son? Oedipus complex, anyone?
28 is a retard too. You sound like you have never viewed homo erotica in your entire sheltered life. And the fact that the pic could appeal to both males and females has nothing to do with it. Nor really does his age. Go educate yourself. It's a typical pose and dress style used in homo erotica.
And puleeeze, no more pedophile talk when discussing teh gay. That really tips us off that you are a peatard fresh from teh bukket. T;
What is really disturbing is the number of peas who are telling her it's not inappropriate and are gushing about what a great photo it is and how he will treasure it in years to come.
In fact, it's over-processed, over-posed, and not a normal photo for a mom to take of her kid.
In years to come, he'll probably be mortified by it.
Yeah 32, but i'm also wondering if this kid knows mommy dearest is plastering his mug all over the interwebz for old ladies and who knows who else to cream their panties over.
32Anonymous said... 32 The photographer's OP: This is a photo of my 19 year old son. We did a photoshoot with my two sons...17 and 19...and two 19 year old girls.
Anyone else wondering what kind of 'group shots' she did?
Married and only having sex a few times a MONTH? Yea, I'd be miserable. _____________________________________
Love how so many of the ones posting on the thread assume if you do it often, it must not be as good. Yeah cause I'm sure if you're doing your once a week obligatory, it's mind-blowing every time. @@
Makes me think they don't know shit about sex. ------------------------------------ I just don't buy the "we are having sex every.single.day claim" Why, because I find it hard to believe that not one of the partners involved isn't rubbed raw. I can believe Three to four times a week, but not seven.
It is not politically correct to think weight loss surgery is the easy way out but I still kind of think that it is. --------------------------- same here
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184149 Let's place some wagers on how long it takes Mikki to hook up with the former BFF's ex-husband to complete this white trash spouse swapping spectacle. I bet they're all living happily every after by the holidays.
I just don't buy the "we are having sex every.single.day claim" Why, because I find it hard to believe that not one of the partners involved isn't rubbed raw. I can believe Three to four times a week, but not seven. ______________________________________
You know they make something for that. It's called lube.
You know they make something for that. It's called lube. ----------- Not to mention good sex doesn't have to be a fast and furious pounding. Lots of pleasure can be had without physically injuring yourself or your partner.
We don't have sex. EVER. Not in 3 years. DH had prostate cancer and the resulting surgery pretty much ruined that for him. Do I love him any less? nope. But we really do love and respect each other. Do I miss it? a little, we had a good sex life. But having him around is worth going without. bash me if you must, but I love the guy.
Had vigorous sex with SO last night, a little chafed this morning, so we woke up and just had slow, gentle touching, it was great, and now I'll be ready for some more heavy lovin' tonight! ;)
#37, there were 34 comments in the spam folder, and I just published them.
Once again, I don't remove posts from the blog unless they contain derogatory comments about children, or in one specific case, a comment that was so vile in nature that the group consensus was that it should be removed.
I just don't buy the "we are having sex every.single.day claim" Why, because I find it hard to believe that not one of the partners involved isn't rubbed raw. I can believe Three to four times a week, but not seven. ______________________________________
You know they make something for that. It's called lube. -------------- you can STILL get rubbed raw EVEN with lube dumb ass.
My husband and I have sex nearly everyday. Foreplay and lube are wonderful things, there isn't a need to rush through it OR a need to be so furious with it that it causes injury.
And I don't feel like I have to have sex with him everyday, he just happens to turn me on so I actually enjoy it on a regular basis. He's out of town right now and I'm going nuts. Can't wait for him to get home.
If you're still getting rubbed raw with lube you're not using enough. That's why you use lube...so you don't get chafed. It is normal to have to pause and put some more on.
46 here. SO and I use lots of lube, and I still get chafed. We have sex for a very long time usually, I don't know if that is why, but we are just gentle the next time. Doesn't stop us from having sex 5-6 times per week.
Even mechanical parts on a machine get worn down even with lube. The body's skin is more delicate and is going to have the similar problems. The difference is our skin heals. There is no magical mix that can prevent all chaffing.
The body's skin is more delicate and is going to have the similar problems. ============= Naw. you just keep at it until you build up a callus like people who never wear shoes and can walk on rocky ground and hot pavement with no issues.
This OP was meant for nothing but shit-stirring and displaying bigotry. She's another dolt who just doesn't get it: people support the CFA CEO's right to express his bigotry any way he likes. People do not support his wish to restrict HUMAN RIGHTS for people he doesn't like. There's a difference.
Kelpea...your daughter was not an olympic level gymnast. Stop.
August 1, 2012 9:11 AM
Seaweed is just downright annoying. She loves being mentioned here. Hey Seaweed, here's a tip: Change your avatar your hair looks like straw and that shit on the end of your nose looks like you've been brown nosing too many peas (or trying anyway). You look like a freaking scarecrow!!
As women age they produce less natural lube and the skin in the genital region thins. If you think lube is the worst thing ever you can either quit having sex when that happens or you can end up with a vagina as raw as a fat girl's thighs after running a marathon. Lube is not a terrible thing. Lube is a gift from the gods.
Honestly? I would find it completely icky if it was a father/daughter situation. Is that okay or right? Probably not at all, but I'm just being honest.
And, to be completely honest, if I just saw ONLY this photo without being in a set of photos from the day, I would be a bit skeeved about a Mom taking a 'sexy' shot of her child. (Although I wouldn't take them time to send a message to the Mom!) BUT...the big "BUTTT"...I was there, I know the circumstances surrounding the shot and it was posted along with a bunch of other shots, so it doesn't feel gross or inappropriate from my point of view. _________________________________________ What a hypocrite this woman is
As women age they produce less natural lube and the skin in the genital region thins. If you think lube is the worst thing ever you can either quit having sex when that happens or you can end up with a vagina as raw as a fat girl's thighs after running a marathon. Lube is not a terrible thing. Lube is a gift from the gods. ______________________________
especially the good kind of lube. throw away that tube of KY you've had under the bed for 10 years.
"I'm so tired of hearing about this".......so I'll start yet another thread about it.
August 1, 2012 10:55 AM
Stupid bitch doesn't even have a chik-fil-a near where she lives. Of course she won't be eating there anyway. Dumbassery! _____________________________________________ I'm going to continue to eat there. Just watch, the dumb asses will find their way back to all the places they used to shop after a couple of months of boycotting. They will figure out that EVERY place of business supports something they don't agree with.
A lot of people are not up on current events and don't even know of any boycotts. It's insane to think that just because the Peas are doing it everyone is. That is how they think though.
boycotting vegetables because they are grown IN DIRT. ----------------------------------------
Not the kind I buy. Only organic hydrophonic grown veggies for my snowflakes. It's better than that crap you feed your family straight from the DIRT! Too bad you don't love your kids as much as I love mine.
79Anonymous said... 79 boycotting vegetables because they are grown IN DIRT. ----------------------------------------
Not the kind I buy. Only organic hydrophonic grown veggies for my snowflakes. It's better than that crap you feed your family straight from the DIRT! Too bad you don't love your kids as much as I love mine.
August 1, 2012 12:21 PM
You are nothing but a slacker! You are supposed to *CREATE* them yourself not *BUY*!!!!! Damn!
Maybe a few of our mannerly southern lard asses glomming down fried chicken today will take that final fat globule that stops the heart. Or maybe there will be a few stray salmonella incubating in their sandwhich. Or, better still, maybe some of them will just downright choke on it all.
Have we all viewed the additional "is this inappropriate" shots on that thread yet? My opinion now is that she is obviously just pimping her photog skills. But look at some of them.
The girl with the smudgy face has her bag strap conveniently cleaving her breasts apart. The fully dressed boy on the wall thrusting his hips backwards? More homo erotica. The beach shot is gorgeous. But still highly suggests homo erotica to me. Think she is trying to get him a modelling gig and thinks this is a good way to pimp him out?
I have exactly one person on Facebook that has mentioned Chik-fil-a today and it was as a joke. I have very outspoken conservatives AND liberals on my friend's list. It is crazy how big of a deal things can get in the Pea-universe.
It is crazy how big of a deal things can get in the Pea-universe. _________________________________________________ chuck full of Pea-nuts that place is.
You know, I kind of want to go and Bump all the CFA threads up from the past few months just to piss people off. I don't even care who is boycotting or not. I am all about equal opportunity baby!
Of course they're going to say no sleeping over. And of course some of them are even going to say no dating until the kids are 18. But they're not even screwing their husbands so I'm guessing going without is no big loss.
Of course they're going to say no sleeping over. And of course some of them are even going to say no dating until the kids are 18. But they're not even screwing their husbands so I'm guessing going without is no big loss. ---------
The peas are so fucking uptight! Bunch of frigid bitches. Whoever in that thread that said unless you would be a nun and sacrifice yourself on the altar of your children the peas won't be happy was dead on!
Yup, and he who lives by the fat gram will die by the fat gram. Wonder if anyone is calculating how many extra fat grams the gellies snarfed down today?
This could be a good strategy for the libs to bring on the premature death of the gellies. Just keep acting outraged and threaten to shut various fast food franchises till they have glommed themselves to death.
I thought that stupid Kendra shit was dead. Some of you old biddies really need to get a life and stop posting about your imaginary friends. If you think the other posters here are laughing at your wit, you need to think again, they are just laughing AT you. You're not only pathetic in your real life, but also as an anon poster on a smack blog, there's something to be proud of!
123Anonymous said... 123 I thought that stupid Kendra shit was dead. Some of you old biddies really need to get a life and stop posting about your imaginary friends. If you think the other posters here are laughing at your wit, you need to think again, they are just laughing AT you. You're not only pathetic in your real life, but also as an anon poster on a smack blog, there's something to be proud of!
Did you all notice paigepea's stupid crate and barrel rug is an ad at the bottom of this page? lmfao @@@
=================== That's only you, you fool. We all get different ads based on what we've looked at recently. You looked at the rug, I didn't. I looked at one of the fonts on the font thread, so I have an ad for a font pack. Are you really that clueless about how computers work?
I'm surprised that the "pea police" haven't educated the new pea "icedpea" about the use of forum search yet. Especially the pea police who get their panties in a wad, when the same question has been asked a hundred times.
Just pointing out the obvious here but you *DID* type it out! MMMMmmmmkay?
Oh look we have the love child of KikiN and Typhus posting today, handslapping and idiotic all in one post. Lucky us. Seems teh stupid is high in here today, someone call me when the kids leave and the smack bitches come out to play.
=================== That's only you, you fool. We all get different ads based on what we've looked at recently. You looked at the rug, I didn't. I looked at one of the fonts on the font thread, so I have an ad for a font pack. Are you really that clueless about how computers work?
August 2, 2012 5:42 AM
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Take a chill pill, gheeze! Not everyone knows about internet cookies and shit. /eyeroll
#141, wow. Maybe it's the smell of her nasty, rotten personality that puts people off. Good grief, what a bitch. Wonder how many peas are going to jump in with meeeee tooooo?
Batya is a narcissistic hypocritical twit who always wants to play the cool intellectual victim. Give it a rest already sweetie. You ain't queen of the free world.
Your house is so fucking faboo that people treat you different after being there? You have got to be kidding me. Narcissist much? --------------- I have know a few people with very nice homes. The ones that make me uncomfortable are the ones who need to let you know just how much it all cost. It makes me feel like they are warning you how much they will be charging you if anything happens.
143Anonymous said... 143 Batya is a narcissistic hypocritical twit who always wants to play the cool intellectual victim. Give it a rest already sweetie. You ain't queen of the free world.
--------------------------------------------- ITA. I haven't forgotten her snotty comment about people in the northeast expecting more of their kids--Ivy League schools and so on. What a bitch.
Romans 1:26 - 29 1 Cor 6:9 1 Tim 1:9-10 Jude 1:7 ======================== And this is why I don't make a good Christian. Because I read those verses and see that what is condemned is leaving your wife to have sex with men and wildly having sex with anything that moves just because you can (strange flesh makes me think of bestiality not homosexuality). To me I read that and see God condemning having no self control over your sexual desires and just letting your genitals rub on anything anytime as being a sin.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9 We also know that law is made not for the righteous but for lawbreakers and rebels, the ungodly and sinful, the unholy and irreligious; for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for murderers,
10 for adulterers and perverts, for slave traders and liars and perjurers—and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine 11that conforms to the glorious gospel of the blessed God, which he entrusted to me.
--------------------------------------------- Guess this verse left out homosexuality.
136Anonymous said... 136 Just pointing out the obvious here but you *DID* type it out! MMMMmmmmkay?
Oh look we have the love child of KikiN and Typhus posting today, handslapping and idiotic all in one post. Lucky us. Seems teh stupid is high in here today, someone call me when the kids leave and the smack bitches come out to play.
August 2, 2012 6:29 AM
Yes, please let us know when you go back. What day does it start?
My friends are all in awe of my very nice contemporary home, gifted children, 21 year old ass, huge (and very perky) boobs, and clean eating. I'm used to it.
157, don't fucking ask or it'll be a three-pager for sure. Someone will protest against the food wasting of the crust cutters. Then the gluten free peas will weigh in bitching about how hard it is for them to find good bread, and then the low carb clean eating peas will tell them all they shouldn't be eating bread anyway. Although maybe they'll stop posting chick-fil-a shit for five minutes because they'll be distracted by an opportunity to be self righteous about bread.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9 We also know that law is made not for the righteous but for lawbreakers and rebels, the ungodly and sinful, the unholy and irreligious; for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for murderers,
10 for adulterers and perverts, for slave traders and liars and perjurers—and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine 11that conforms to the glorious gospel of the blessed God, which he entrusted to me =========================================
It doesn't SPECIFICALLY say homosexuality but God considers it perverted and sinful so teh gays are no better than a murderer...all are sinners...including me.
It doesn't SPECIFICALLY say homosexuality but God considers it perverted and sinful so teh gays are no better than a murderer...all are sinners...including me. ---------------------------------------------- God doesn't exist, so "God" can't consider it anything.
The "how do you cut your sandwich" thread had me eye-rolling. _________________
I think people start those threads hoping for a famous crock-pot type thread. They are crossing their fingers hoping somebody will be a complete ass on the thread and light a fire.
God DOES exist. Believe what you will 172, Judgement Day will soon be upon us! I guess that means you are going to hell. --------- Considering the people who are getting into heaven I'd rather go to hell.
Her brother was in the CIA but not in a huge "spy" type position. He was a geologist.
I'm thinking the geologist was the cover story - regardless he couldn't disclose it for 20 fucking years because I guarantee he knows other people in the fucking CIA. stefretard whens the stupid fucktard award - it took me less than two minutes to find not only her brothers full name and where he lives, but that she has two sister - and that her father (who btw her brother was named after) died in 2002. For fucks sake - you don't post detailed shit about your family first off, but than add to it detailed crap about what COUNTRIES he went to while in the CIA. She's beyond stupid.
No you wouldn't rather go to hell. Rationalize it all you want. People like yourself WILL go to hell..because you don't believe in God. Good luck with that! I weep for you!
Does it really make sense to you that God would create an entire universe with billions of billions of planets and wait about 13,700,000,000 years just so he could focus on a few Jews from Palestine about 2,000 years ago while ignoring the rest of the 200,000,000 people on the planet at the time? Did god make those few Jews or did those few Jews make him?
It doesn't SPECIFICALLY say homosexuality but God considers it perverted and sinful so teh gays are no better than a murderer...all are sinners...including me.
181, there were not 200 million people on the planet two thousand years ago.
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I agree there weren't that many humans alive back then so you would think it would have been easier to let everyone know about him. Why was Jesus only sent to Palestine? Why not create a few more kids, a few more virgin births in say China, Australia and Europe?
What happened to all the souls who lived and died without ever hearing of Jesus?
"sometimes one of my son's friends will say something like "...wow! Love your house!" but never in a mean way. They just genuinely like it, and love the big basement and Adam's own bathroom, lol." Kelpea
Sure they do kelpea, teen boys are really pay attention to others houses.
if any of those pretentious peas invited me to their nice and oh so grand houses I'd make sure I got good and drunk and then I'd throw up on their couch - White trash rules!
ITA. I haven't forgotten her snotty comment about people in the northeast expecting more of their kids--Ivy League schools and so on. What a bitch.
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Snotty to say it, yes, but it is true. In my adult life I've lived in the Northwest, SouthEast, Midwest, Texas, back to the Midwest, East Coast, Northeast, back to the Southeast, and back to the Northeast again.
Starting with Preschool, thoughts, feelings, and practices re: education vary widely in different areas of our country. Northeast parents DEFINITELY have the strongest views on it by far.
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I thought this space was going to be called Look As Asia Space?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184357
Married and only having sex a few times a MONTH? Yea, I'd be miserable.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184345
Why is everyone congratulations Donna? She hasn't come back to say how she did it which means she had surgery. She said she still fits the same size after minus 28 lbs which means she still looks like a house.
It is not politically correct to think weight loss surgery is the easy way out but I still kind of think that it is.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184357
Married and only having sex a few times a MONTH? Yea, I'd be miserable.
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Love how so many of the ones posting on the thread assume if you do it often, it must not be as good.
Yeah cause I'm sure if you're doing your once a week obligatory, it's mind-blowing every time.
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Makes me think they don't know shit about sex.
Right, 7? They can just keep on telling themselves that. Whatever makes them feel better.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184410
I absoutley can not understand this quote:: " I also did a one month experiment about 6 months ago where I cut out artificial sweeteners and caffeine, and you would not believe how amazing I felt. Unfortunately, that was more than I could sustain and I'm back to artificial sweeteners and caffeine, but I figure all this stuff must be pretty bad for us, considering how much better one feels without it.""
If you felt amazing, why the hell would you go back to eating crap??? It's this kind of thinking that keeps people fat. I just do not comprehend at all.
If you're trying to understand all that "clean eating" stuff, don't. It will make your head explode.
Not the clean eating stuff so much, but the people that have 'tried' to eat better, felt 'amazing' but went right back to eating and feeling crappy. I just don't get it. If you feel amazing, why is it so hard to stick to the way of eating that makes you feel so good?
There's no way she had the surgery and only lost 28 since may. I know someone who had the surgery in may and she's lost 70. I've been doing WW since may and I've lost 33. She's doing good with the loss, I can't imagine not going down even one size after losing over 25 pounds.
That sounds like about 2lbs/week, which isn't unreasonable for diet and exercise alone.
It's not that "amazing" feeling. It's the habit that has taken years and years to cultivate, that feeling that you get when you have stress, or some other trigger, that tells you to go back to what you were doing.
Addicts who go into rehab talk about how amazing they feel after detox, and yet so many of them often go back to doing drugs. It's not altogether different with food....
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184487
Why yes, it is kind of creepy that you took a "sexy" shot of your own son and then trotted it around the internets and two peas like he's a piece of meat.
But she's always been a weird one.
eeeew, yeah, really inappropriate. it's a beefcake shot. of your son. not even appropriate for the mantel, never mind the interwebz.
I haven't thought about her in a long time... I forgot how weird she was.
She hasn't posted anything in 6 months, and she decides to post this... that alone is weird.
She hasn't posted anything in 6 months, and she decides to post this... that alone is weird.
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Which is what I meant when I said she's "trotting it around".
Basically bragging to a bunch of middle aged housewives that are frothy enough about Magic Mike and Fifty Shades about what a beefcake her son is.
Yeah, if that was a daughter, the peas would be up in arms.
@ 7, that thread makes me sad. The women bragging about how little they have sex with their DHs, and the usual bullshit encouragement of other frigid broads who think that twice a month is more than enough. After all, he can just go masturbate. Yet when they find porn on the computer they need the fainting couch. "He's cheating on me! WITH PORN!!" Well no shit. You don't fuck the man. What else do you think he's going to do?
My DH and I don't have sex every day, but it's in the 4-5X a week range. And it's good every single time. And we have kids, and both have busy schedules..blah blah blah. The excuses that some of these "Mommy CEOs" use are just tired. Make the time to fuck your man, or someone else will be more than happy to do it for you.
The hair over his face gives me a Ramones vibe. I'd like to see what he actually looks like.
Its also a little homo-erotic in my opinion. wtf is she thinking?
22, how can you look at a picture of a man and think homo-erotic when there is no clue to suggest the 'homo'? Is it just because he is young and boyish? Because that's not 'homo' that's pediphile.
22, how can you look at a picture of a man and think homo-erotic when there is no clue to suggest the 'homo'? Is it just because he is young and boyish? Because that's not 'homo' that's pediphile.
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good god, you're a retard.
Am i losing my mind, or do MrsT's comments in the 'girls first period/bra' thread actually make her look like a decent human being? Maybe I should gouge out my eyes?
Scratch that, just got to her story about "amelia." I get the strong feeling she was secretly pleased her 'friend' was in that situation. I can picture her giggling and hiding her smile.
#20 - Yeah, I like the justification that once a week means that the sex is mind-blowing because you know, you're putting everything into it. Yeah right! If you're having mind-blowing sex then you pretty much don't want to wait a week to do it again.
I'm a believer of "use it or lose it". I have found that the more DH and I have sex the more I want it. DH comes to bed about two hours after me, wakes me up, we have fun and then I go back to sleep or we have sex before he leaves for work. So what if I'm a little tired in the morning, it was worth it.
If you've ever read posts on an affair board, the #1 reason for cheating spouses is that they aren't getting any, (or maybe rarely), sex at home. They're being constantly rejected by their spouse so they reach out to someone else for that connection. I don't know why this surprises some people.
What's 'retarded' about pointing out that both genders would be attracted to that pic, and would therefore be pedophiles (if he were as young as he looks instead of 19)? You know if the photographer hadn't said upfront it was her kid, the gross middle aged peas would be drooling over him. Yeah the shirtless/leather jacket look has been patented by the young boys who sell themselves on the street, but that doesn't make that photo appealing only to men. Moot point though, the main thing is, what kind of a disgusting mother takes that pic of her son? Oedipus complex, anyone?
28 is a retard too. You sound like you have never viewed homo erotica in your entire sheltered life. And the fact that the pic could appeal to both males and females has nothing to do with it. Nor really does his age. Go educate yourself. It's a typical pose and dress style used in homo erotica.
And puleeeze, no more pedophile talk when discussing teh gay. That really tips us off that you are a peatard fresh from teh bukket. T;
25 - you mean people aren't as horrible as you think? Imagine that. And no, I'm not her. I'm up too late for a teacher's schedule.
What is really disturbing is the number of peas who are telling her it's not inappropriate and are gushing about what a great photo it is and how he will treasure it in years to come.
In fact, it's over-processed, over-posed, and not a normal photo for a mom to take of her kid.
In years to come, he'll probably be mortified by it.
The photographer's OP: This is a photo of my 19 year old son. We did a photoshoot with my two sons...17 and 19...and two 19 year old girls.
Anyone else wondering what kind of 'group shots' she did?
Yeah 32, but i'm also wondering if this kid knows mommy dearest is plastering his mug all over the interwebz for old ladies and who knows who else to cream their panties over.
In years to come, he'll probably be mortified by it.
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I'm embarrassed for him, NOW.
32Anonymous said... 32 The photographer's OP: This is a photo of my 19 year old son. We did a photoshoot with my two sons...17 and 19...and two 19 year old girls.
Anyone else wondering what kind of 'group shots' she did?
July 31, 2012 11:38 PM
Petesmom reads here too?
I haven't had sex with DH in years. Wouldn't the peas love to get all over that!
Figured out who Jane is. Keep trying to smack a certain pea and it goes missing.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184357
Married and only having sex a few times a MONTH? Yea, I'd be miserable.
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Love how so many of the ones posting on the thread assume if you do it often, it must not be as good.
Yeah cause I'm sure if you're doing your once a week obligatory, it's mind-blowing every time.
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Makes me think they don't know shit about sex.
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I just don't buy the "we are having sex every.single.day claim" Why, because I find it hard to believe that not one of the partners involved isn't rubbed raw. I can believe Three to four times a week, but not seven.
It is not politically correct to think weight loss surgery is the easy way out but I still kind of think that it is.
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same here
Figured out who Jane is. Keep trying to smack a certain pea and it goes missing.
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so who is it? Why not share?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184149
Let's place some wagers on how long it takes Mikki to hook up with the former BFF's ex-husband to complete this white trash spouse swapping spectacle. I bet they're all living happily every after by the holidays.
I just don't buy the "we are having sex every.single.day claim" Why, because I find it hard to believe that not one of the partners involved isn't rubbed raw. I can believe Three to four times a week, but not seven.
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You know they make something for that. It's called lube.
You know they make something for that. It's called lube.
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Not to mention good sex doesn't have to be a fast and furious pounding. Lots of pleasure can be had without physically injuring yourself or your partner.
Cue the broken penis threads on 2ps
We don't have sex. EVER. Not in 3 years. DH had prostate cancer and the resulting surgery pretty much ruined that for him. Do I love him any less? nope. But we really do love and respect each other. Do I miss it? a little, we had a good sex life. But having him around is worth going without. bash me if you must, but I love the guy.
Totally agree 43.
Had vigorous sex with SO last night, a little chafed this morning, so we woke up and just had slow, gentle touching, it was great, and now I'll be ready for some more heavy lovin' tonight! ;)
Sorry 45, but why would anyone bash? A medical problem is nothing you can help. I think the longer you go without too, the less you miss it.
#37, there were 34 comments in the spam folder, and I just published them.
Once again, I don't remove posts from the blog unless they contain derogatory comments about children, or in one specific case, a comment that was so vile in nature that the group consensus was that it should be removed.
Thanks.
So where are they? The post count didn't go up...do they go to the last thread? (not trying to be douchey- just asking!)
I don't think they were on this post, but there were 34 spam comments and they dated from 7/29, all the way back to April.
Quit being a dumbass and post it again 49, it's not rocket surgery
49 here...nice try 51, but they weren't me, I just wanted to read them. Not enough to re-read posts all the way back to april though.
I just don't buy the "we are having sex every.single.day claim" Why, because I find it hard to believe that not one of the partners involved isn't rubbed raw. I can believe Three to four times a week, but not seven.
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You know they make something for that. It's called lube.
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you can STILL get rubbed raw EVEN with lube dumb ass.
My husband and I have sex nearly everyday. Foreplay and lube are wonderful things, there isn't a need to rush through it OR a need to be so furious with it that it causes injury.
And I don't feel like I have to have sex with him everyday, he just happens to turn me on so I actually enjoy it on a regular basis. He's out of town right now and I'm going nuts. Can't wait for him to get home.
If you're still getting rubbed raw with lube you're not using enough. That's why you use lube...so you don't get chafed. It is normal to have to pause and put some more on.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184534
Kelpea...your daughter was not an olympic level gymnast. Stop.
you can STILL get rubbed raw EVEN with lube dumb ass.
you're using the wrong kind of lube. dumb ass
46 here. SO and I use lots of lube, and I still get chafed. We have sex for a very long time usually, I don't know if that is why, but we are just gentle the next time. Doesn't stop us from having sex 5-6 times per week.
45- 27 here. Your situation is NOT what I'm talking about here. I'm talking about the lame excuses for not being intimate with your spouse.
"you're using the wrong kind of lube. dumb ass"
Even mechanical parts on a machine get worn down even with lube. The body's skin is more delicate and is going to have the similar problems. The difference is our skin heals. There is no magical mix that can prevent all chaffing.
The body's skin is more delicate and is going to have the similar problems.
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Naw. you just keep at it until you build up a callus like people who never wear shoes and can walk on rocky ground and hot pavement with no issues.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184566
This OP was meant for nothing but shit-stirring and displaying bigotry. She's another dolt who just doesn't get it: people support the CFA CEO's right to express his bigotry any way he likes. People do not support his wish to restrict HUMAN RIGHTS for people he doesn't like. There's a difference.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184535
Stupidchildofgrace found a way to mention her trip to Norway even though it has nothing to do with her topic. @@
56Anonymous said... 56 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184534
Kelpea...your daughter was not an olympic level gymnast. Stop.
August 1, 2012 9:11 AM
Seaweed is just downright annoying. She loves being mentioned here. Hey Seaweed, here's a tip: Change your avatar your hair looks like straw and that shit on the end of your nose looks like you've been brown nosing too many peas (or trying anyway). You look like a freaking scarecrow!!
It's called lube?
I prefer to let my body lubricate naturally instead of applying chemicals DOWN THERE!
You can use coconut oil as an all natural lube, it just isn't recommended if condoms are your only birth control.
Seriously, lube is not scary.
And just add it to the list of uses for the Pea fad of coconut oil!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184568
"I'm so tired of hearing about this".......so I'll start yet another thread about it.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3184487&pg=1
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can she not hold the camera straight? seriously shooting every.single.picture at the same strange angle does not make you artistic.
As women age they produce less natural lube and the skin in the genital region thins. If you think lube is the worst thing ever you can either quit having sex when that happens or you can end up with a vagina as raw as a fat girl's thighs after running a marathon. Lube is not a terrible thing. Lube is a gift from the gods.
68Anonymous said... 68 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184568
"I'm so tired of hearing about this".......so I'll start yet another thread about it.
August 1, 2012 10:55 AM
Stupid bitch doesn't even have a chik-fil-a near where she lives. Of course she won't be eating there anyway. Dumbassery!
Honestly? I would find it completely icky if it was a father/daughter situation. Is that okay or right? Probably not at all, but I'm just being honest.
And, to be completely honest, if I just saw ONLY this photo without being in a set of photos from the day, I would be a bit skeeved about a Mom taking a 'sexy' shot of her child. (Although I wouldn't take them time to send a message to the Mom!) BUT...the big "BUTTT"...I was there, I know the circumstances surrounding the shot and it was posted along with a bunch of other shots, so it doesn't feel gross or inappropriate from my point of view.
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What a hypocrite this woman is
As women age they produce less natural lube and the skin in the genital region thins. If you think lube is the worst thing ever you can either quit having sex when that happens or you can end up with a vagina as raw as a fat girl's thighs after running a marathon. Lube is not a terrible thing. Lube is a gift from the gods.
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especially the good kind of lube. throw away that tube of KY you've had under the bed for 10 years.
65 Anonymous said...
It's called lube?
I prefer to let my body lubricate naturally instead of applying chemicals DOWN THERE!
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What till peri menopause hit's, you'll be glad someone invented KY then.
Some day your body won't be ready even if your mind is, then you'll change your tune.
ps it's way cheaper then the viagra dh needs these days.
68Anonymous said... 68 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184568
"I'm so tired of hearing about this".......so I'll start yet another thread about it.
August 1, 2012 10:55 AM
Stupid bitch doesn't even have a chik-fil-a near where she lives. Of course she won't be eating there anyway. Dumbassery!
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I'm going to continue to eat there. Just watch, the dumb asses will find their way back to all the places they used to shop after a couple of months of boycotting. They will figure out that EVERY place of business supports something they don't agree with.
boycotting vegetables because they are grown IN DIRT.
A lot of people are not up on current events and don't even know of any boycotts. It's insane to think that just because the Peas are doing it everyone is. That is how they think though.
hi lesk
boycotting vegetables because they are grown IN DIRT.
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Not the kind I buy. Only organic hydrophonic grown veggies for my snowflakes. It's better than that crap you feed your family straight from the DIRT! Too bad you don't love your kids as much as I love mine.
HOLY SHIT.
How many threads about Chik-fil-a do we need? I understand why people are passionate about it on either end but cripes, can we keep it in one spot?
79Anonymous said... 79 boycotting vegetables because they are grown IN DIRT.
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Not the kind I buy. Only organic hydrophonic grown veggies for my snowflakes. It's better than that crap you feed your family straight from the DIRT! Too bad you don't love your kids as much as I love mine.
August 1, 2012 12:21 PM
You are nothing but a slacker! You are supposed to *CREATE* them yourself not *BUY*!!!!! Damn!
http://www.facebook.com/schneiderkendra
Maybe a few of our mannerly southern lard asses glomming down fried chicken today will take that final fat globule that stops the heart. Or maybe there will be a few stray salmonella incubating in their sandwhich. Or, better still, maybe some of them will just downright choke on it all.
I refuse to eat at Chik-fil-A....got sick there once...never again
I'm so glad we don't have them on the east coast. At least the part I'm on.
Have we all viewed the additional "is this inappropriate" shots on that thread yet? My opinion now is that she is obviously just pimping her photog skills. But look at some of them.
The girl with the smudgy face has her bag strap conveniently cleaving her breasts apart. The fully dressed boy on the wall thrusting his hips backwards? More homo erotica. The beach shot is gorgeous. But still highly suggests homo erotica to me. Think she is trying to get him a modelling gig and thinks this is a good way to pimp him out?
especially the good kind of lube. throw away that tube of KY you've had under the bed for 10 years.
August 1, 2012 11:33 AM
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Spill it cupcake. Unlike the Peas, we are not a bunch of pearl clutchers.
Help a girl out, please.
damn iPhone -
Name the brand of lube should have been in the above post.
try Astroglide
JO H2O
Astroglide is fantastic. But make sure you get the water based version and not the glycerine based version.
I have exactly one person on Facebook that has mentioned Chik-fil-a today and it was as a joke. I have very outspoken conservatives AND liberals on my friend's list. It is crazy how big of a deal things can get in the Pea-universe.
Me too, 84--chicken salad. CFA food is way overrated anyway.
It is crazy how big of a deal things can get in the Pea-universe.
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chuck full of Pea-nuts that place is.
You know, I kind of want to go and Bump all the CFA threads up from the past few months just to piss people off. I don't even care who is boycotting or not. I am all about equal opportunity baby!
the amount of Chick fila threads is beyond ridiculous. Typical pea overkill.
Astroglide warming formula!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184651
Not surprised Cara is staying at the Waldorf-Astoria, seems to fit her personality. lol Don't know why Kelpea is offering her money saving tips.
Stupid fucktards who don't understand how freedom of speech works should have their mouths duct-taped shut. On principle. Gah.
Spill it cupcake. Unlike the Peas, we are not a bunch of pearl clutchers.
Help a girl out, please.
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ID Millennium. Best lube ever.
That's the shit you need if you're going to do the body slide. Lasts forever.
Ha, I just saw that Heidi Swapp is supporting Chick Fil A.
#87 here.
Thanks for the lube recommendations, ladies.
Should I report back or would that be TMI? LOL
FYI GeorgiaPea Walmart deli chicken wings are against gay marriage.
body slide?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bodyslide
Go forth my children and eat Chick-Fil-A (baptized in a 64 oz Mountain Dew) daily.
I command it. Amen.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3184643&pg=1
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Of course they're going to say no sleeping over. And of course some of them are even going to say no dating until the kids are 18. But they're not even screwing their husbands so I'm guessing going without is no big loss.
Money is speech, bitches.
Also too: Live by the sword, die by the sword.
98Anonymous said... 98 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184651
Not surprised Cara is staying at the Waldorf-Astoria, seems to fit her personality. lol Don't know why Kelpea is offering her money saving tips.
August 1, 2012 5:27 PM
She's just browning her nose.
Of course they're going to say no sleeping over. And of course some of them are even going to say no dating until the kids are 18. But they're not even screwing their husbands so I'm guessing going without is no big loss.
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The peas are so fucking uptight! Bunch of frigid bitches. Whoever in that thread that said unless you would be a nun and sacrifice yourself on the altar of your children the peas won't be happy was dead on!
Also too: Live by the sword, die by the sword.
August 1, 2012 7:09 PM
Yup, and he who lives by the fat gram will die by the fat gram. Wonder if anyone is calculating how many extra fat grams the gellies snarfed down today?
This could be a good strategy for the libs to bring on the premature death of the gellies. Just keep acting outraged and threaten to shut various fast food franchises till they have glommed themselves to death.
what's a "gellies"?
evan-jelli-cals
Top 5 Worst Peas
in your opinion!
mine, in no particular order :
addhousewife
busypea
kelpea
mrstyler
luvmythree
Kendra is moist and ready for action 24/7.
So from that sleepover thread, either you're a celibate, good mom or you're a,tramp with a revolving bedroom door.
Peas sure do live in a black and white world.
Slut-shaming at it's finest.
My bottom 5:
Lauren
Mrs. Tyler
Skybar
Addhousewife
EllahPea
aslan and Lynlam are closely tied with nos. 1 through 5.
I love it when the peas criticize Karalynn Tyler for being a dimwit, she responds by proving them right.
Single moms wanting to fuck is worse than 9/11!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey there it's Pearl Harbor Day...oh no, 911 Memorial Day...oh wait...it's just ObamaCare coming through day. Yay!
I thought that stupid Kendra shit was dead.
Some of you old biddies really need to get a life and stop posting about your imaginary friends.
If you think the other posters here are laughing at your wit, you need to think again, they are just laughing AT you.
You're not only pathetic in your real life, but also as an anon poster on a smack blog, there's something to be proud of!
123Anonymous said... 123 I thought that stupid Kendra shit was dead.
Some of you old biddies really need to get a life and stop posting about your imaginary friends.
If you think the other posters here are laughing at your wit, you need to think again, they are just laughing AT you.
You're not only pathetic in your real life, but also as an anon poster on a smack blog, there's something to be proud of!
August 2, 2012 5:13 AM
.Pot.Kettle.
Congratulations! You've just fed the troll! WTG!!
all the sex post, are fascinating.. my dh and I only do it a couple of times a year. It works for us.
Did you all notice paigepea's stupid crate and barrel rug is an ad at the bottom of this page? lmfao @@@
and retards like who who type .pot.kettle. are just as stupid.
Did you all notice paigepea's stupid crate and barrel rug is an ad at the bottom of this page? lmfao @@@
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That's only you, you fool. We all get different ads based on what we've looked at recently. You looked at the rug, I didn't. I looked at one of the fonts on the font thread, so I have an ad for a font pack.
Are you really that clueless about how computers work?
Nightowl scrapper is a cunt, a huge judgmental, self righteous, know it all cunt.
That is all :)
I'm surprised that the "pea police" haven't educated the new pea "icedpea" about the use of forum search yet. Especially the pea police who get their panties in a wad, when the same question has been asked a hundred times.
Chumsmom is a idiot waiting for her ex dh to tell the kids. Grow a pair woman and divorce the loser.
126Anonymous said... 126 Did you all notice paigepea's stupid crate and barrel rug is an ad at the bottom of this page? lmfao @@@
August 2, 2012 5:38 AM
It's because you went to see her stupid rug when she linked it. Just like when someone posted the ass pants and people had them showing up in ads.
127Anonymous said... 127 and retards like who who type .pot.kettle. are just as stupid.
August 2, 2012 5:39 AM
Troll feeders shouldn't breathe!
oops 132 here, 128 beat me to it.
127Anonymous said... 127 and retards like who who type .pot.kettle. are just as stupid.
August 2, 2012 5:39 AM
Just pointing out the obvious here but you *DID* type it out! MMMMmmmmkay?
Just pointing out the obvious here but you *DID* type it out! MMMMmmmmkay?
Oh look we have the love child of KikiN and Typhus posting today, handslapping and idiotic all in one post. Lucky us.
Seems teh stupid is high in here today, someone call me when the kids leave and the smack bitches come out to play.
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That's only you, you fool. We all get different ads based on what we've looked at recently. You looked at the rug, I didn't. I looked at one of the fonts on the font thread, so I have an ad for a font pack.
Are you really that clueless about how computers work?
August 2, 2012 5:42 AM
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Take a chill pill, gheeze! Not everyone knows about internet cookies and shit. /eyeroll
Eat. Mor. Chicken.
So when are the Peas going to boycott Hobby Lobby? They're closed on Sunday too for religious reasons.
Can anyone provide the book/verse where Jesus or God said that same-sex marriage is wrong.... IN THE NEW TESTAMENT?
I know it says this in the Old Testament, along with not eating pork and no tattoos, but where does it say this in the NEW TESTAMENT?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184762
Your house is so fucking faboo that people treat you different after being there? You have got to be kidding me. Narcissist much?
#141, wow. Maybe it's the smell of her nasty, rotten personality that puts people off. Good grief, what a bitch. Wonder how many peas are going to jump in with meeeee tooooo?
Batya is a narcissistic hypocritical twit who always wants to play the cool intellectual victim. Give it a rest already sweetie. You ain't queen of the free world.
@123 In the minority here, but I think the Kendra posts are funny. They remind me of cherry eyes at the bucket
Kendra boycotts Hobby Lobby because their pastie glue gave her a rash.
Can anyone provide the book/verse where Jesus or God said that same-sex marriage is wrong.... IN THE NEW TESTAMENT?
per easy Google search
Romans 1:26 - 29
1 Cor 6:9
1 Tim 1:9-10
Jude 1:7
Your house is so fucking faboo that people treat you different after being there? You have got to be kidding me. Narcissist much?
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I have know a few people with very nice homes. The ones that make me uncomfortable are the ones who need to let you know just how much it all cost. It makes me feel like they are warning you how much they will be charging you if anything happens.
143Anonymous said... 143 Batya is a narcissistic hypocritical twit who always wants to play the cool intellectual victim. Give it a rest already sweetie. You ain't queen of the free world.
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ITA. I haven't forgotten her snotty comment about people in the northeast expecting more of their kids--Ivy League schools and so on. What a bitch.
Romans 1:26 - 29
1 Cor 6:9
1 Tim 1:9-10
Jude 1:7
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And this is why I don't make a good Christian. Because I read those verses and see that what is condemned is leaving your wife to have sex with men and wildly having sex with anything that moves just because you can (strange flesh makes me think of bestiality not homosexuality). To me I read that and see God condemning having no self control over your sexual desires and just letting your genitals rub on anything anytime as being a sin.
Your house is so fucking faboo that people treat you different after being there? You have got to be kidding me. Narcissist much?
Actually I think Darcy nailed it - you dress like white trash and are expecting a trailer park
<< 1 Timothy 1 >>
New International Version 1984
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9 We also know that law is made not for the righteous but for lawbreakers and rebels, the ungodly and sinful, the unholy and irreligious; for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for murderers,
10 for adulterers and perverts, for slave traders and liars and perjurers—and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine 11that conforms to the glorious gospel of the blessed God, which he entrusted to me.
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Guess this verse left out homosexuality.
136Anonymous said... 136 Just pointing out the obvious here but you *DID* type it out! MMMMmmmmkay?
Oh look we have the love child of KikiN and Typhus posting today, handslapping and idiotic all in one post. Lucky us.
Seems teh stupid is high in here today, someone call me when the kids leave and the smack bitches come out to play.
August 2, 2012 6:29 AM
Yes, please let us know when you go back. What day does it start?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184762
I want to post:
My friends are all in awe of my very nice contemporary home, gifted children, 21 year old ass, huge (and very perky) boobs, and clean eating. I'm used to it.
Of course Shitzu Mom had to chime in on the house thread. I think she is the new TreeLover.
Maybe I should go over to that thread and ask her if she serves any achingly sharp cheddar?
A two-page thread about cutting a sandwich in half. What do these women do all day? And this is summer, when their kids are home. Huh.
Shih Tzu Mommy = TreeLover = likethecookie
155 - you took the words out of my mouth.
Do you think they cut the crusts off?
157, don't fucking ask or it'll be a three-pager for sure. Someone will protest against the food wasting of the crust cutters. Then the gluten free peas will weigh in bitching about how hard it is for them to find good bread, and then the low carb clean eating peas will tell them all they shouldn't be eating bread anyway. Although maybe they'll stop posting chick-fil-a shit for five minutes because they'll be distracted by an opportunity to be self righteous about bread.
Shih Tzu Mommy = TreeLover = likethecookie
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Haha! Forgot about likethecookie!
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184770
From the OP-What did you do that helped? I know there are loads of deadlines.
Then about 10 posts down.....From the OP again
These are excellent suggestions-thank you all!
Fortunately, DS is pretty on top of this. I'm mainly the observer at this point.
Why even post asking for help if your child is *on top of it* ??????
The "how do you cut your sandwich" thread had me eye-rolling.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184818
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Maybe I'm a dumbass but isn't this just "cooking"?
Although maybe they'll stop posting chick-fil-a shit for five minutes
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Shit, I hope so. Between the peas and my FB feed I will stab the next person who mentions chicken.
I hope all the bible thumpers have the runs today from eating that shit. 'Praise Jeebus I have a toilet!'
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184805
wtf was her big secret that she had to remove?
164 - Her brother was in the CIA but not in a huge "spy" type position. He was a geologist.
Nothing earth shattering but the Peas will get huffy about all sorts of things.
In the minority here, but I think the Kendra posts are funny. They remind me of cherry eyes at the bucket
August 2, 2012 8:45 AM
My dear child. You are talking to yourself. Now go get ready to go back to school. Soon, I hope.
Idiot
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184800
Jill posted second, lol!
#166 - Uh, I'm talking to the hookers on this blog, including your uptight ass. I'm not in school or an idiot. So piss off twat.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184638
Glad I don't know the entitled op in this thread.
You act like a child 168.
<< 1 Timothy 1 >>
New International Version 1984
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9 We also know that law is made not for the righteous but for lawbreakers and rebels, the ungodly and sinful, the unholy and irreligious; for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for murderers,
10 for adulterers and perverts, for slave traders and liars and perjurers—and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine 11that conforms to the glorious gospel of the blessed God, which he entrusted to me
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It doesn't SPECIFICALLY say homosexuality but God considers it perverted and sinful so teh gays are no better than a murderer...all are sinners...including me.
It doesn't SPECIFICALLY say homosexuality but God considers it perverted and sinful so teh gays are no better than a murderer...all are sinners...including me.
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God doesn't exist, so "God" can't consider it anything.
164 - Her brother was in the CIA but not in a huge "spy" type position. He was a geologist.
Nothing earth shattering but the Peas will get huffy about all sorts of things.
Why was he shot?
God DOES exist. Believe what you will 172, Judgement Day will soon be upon us! I guess that means you are going to hell.
The "how do you cut your sandwich" thread had me eye-rolling.
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I think people start those threads hoping for a famous crock-pot type thread. They are crossing their fingers hoping somebody will be a complete ass on the thread and light a fire.
God DOES exist. Believe what you will 172, Judgement Day will soon be upon us! I guess that means you are going to hell.
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Considering the people who are getting into heaven I'd rather go to hell.
Her brother was in the CIA but not in a huge "spy" type position. He was a geologist.
I'm thinking the geologist was the cover story - regardless he couldn't disclose it for 20 fucking years because I guarantee he knows other people in the fucking CIA. stefretard whens the stupid fucktard award - it took me less than two minutes to find not only her brothers full name and where he lives, but that she has two sister - and that her father (who btw her brother was named after) died in 2002. For fucks sake - you don't post detailed shit about your family first off, but than add to it detailed crap about what COUNTRIES he went to while in the CIA. She's beyond stupid.
170, that's because it IS a child.
173Anonymous said... 173 164 - Her brother was in the CIA but not in a huge "spy" type position. He was a geologist.
Nothing earth shattering but the Peas will get huffy about all sorts of things.
Why was he shot?
August 2, 2012 2:13 PM
So he's a Focker?
No you wouldn't rather go to hell. Rationalize it all you want. People like yourself WILL go to hell..because you don't believe in God. Good luck with that! I weep for you!
Does it really make sense to you that God would create an entire universe with billions of billions of planets and wait about 13,700,000,000 years just so he could focus on a few Jews from Palestine about 2,000 years ago while ignoring the rest of the 200,000,000 people on the planet at the time? Did god make those few Jews or did those few Jews make him?
It doesn't SPECIFICALLY say homosexuality but God considers it perverted and sinful so teh gays are no better than a murderer...all are sinners...including me.
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Bullshit.
181, there were not 200 million people on the planet two thousand years ago.
Go find your brain.
Did someone let Skybarf in?
183 Anonymous said... 183
181, there were not 200 million people on the planet two thousand years ago.
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I agree there weren't that many humans alive back then so you would think it would have been easier to let everyone know about him. Why was Jesus only sent to Palestine? Why not create a few more kids, a few more virgin births in say China, Australia and Europe?
What happened to all the souls who lived and died without ever hearing of Jesus?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I don't give a flying fuck to hear the two of you debate homosexuality and the bible.
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Sorry but middle aged women should stay away from skinny jeans. Nothing makes you look older then trying to be "hip".
Hell doesn't exist either, FauxTyler, so I'm not worried at all.
What's the matter 187 - can't get your fat ass into skinny jeans.
LMAO at stefdesign's CIA thread. What a dumb twat.
FFS, I hope if that idiot really was in the CIA, he was better at shutting his big yap than his fucktard of a sister.
It's scary that some people are so fucking dumb and anxious to brag that they would spill shit they have no business spilling.
No I can't 189 I know I would look ridiculous in them. Even if I could I won't.
I've seen women from the back you think are in their 20s when they turn around it's like "Yikes!"
Old, wrinkly and overly made up are not attractive even if you are skinny.
Old, wrinkly and overly made up are not attractive even if you are skinny.
She's 46 for fuck sake not 66 - I may not be 40 yet, but shit if I'm that fucking wrinkly at 46, I'm glad I can afford plastic surgery.
186Anonymous said... 186 SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I don't give a flying fuck to hear the two of you debate homosexuality and the bible.
August 2, 2012 3:17 PM
Then leave bitch.
Fuck you -
Fuck you -
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sinner
Skybarf, go home!
"sometimes one of my son's friends will say something like "...wow! Love your house!" but never in a mean way. They just genuinely like it, and love the big basement and Adam's own bathroom, lol." Kelpea
Sure they do kelpea, teen boys are really pay attention to others houses.
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Such bullshit and pretension on that thread.
if any of those pretentious peas invited me to their nice and oh so grand houses I'd make sure I got good and drunk and then I'd throw up on their couch - White trash rules!
167 - very good! You're smart.
And Jubilation posted third. And Spongemom Scrappants posted fourth.
ITA. I haven't forgotten her snotty comment about people in the northeast expecting more of their kids--Ivy League schools and so on. What a bitch.
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Snotty to say it, yes, but it is true. In my adult life I've lived in the Northwest, SouthEast, Midwest, Texas, back to the Midwest, East Coast, Northeast, back to the Southeast, and back to the Northeast again.
Starting with Preschool, thoughts, feelings, and practices re: education vary widely in different areas of our country. Northeast parents DEFINITELY have the strongest views on it by far.
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