Saturday, July 21, 2012

SPACE!!!!11!!!

Sorry Bitches!

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Anonymous said...

number 1

Anonymous said...

Yay! Thanks, Jane!

Anonymous said...

We forgive you

Jane Doe said...

I just read through the comments, (I had to see what y'all were so chatty about!)and how sweet were you guys to be worried about me?!

Bad timing for me to take a weekend off! I'm fine, just relaxing and enjoying my summer.

<3

Anonymous said...

hi lesk

Anonymous said...

Who is lesk?

Anonymous said...

another blog bitch doesn't know who Micky is. or is it Mikey

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182419

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What a loser, Scissorbill. You get out of the house for a nice day at the museum with your child, and instead of enjoying it with her, you're on TWO PEAS, of all things?? WTF. Seriously, there's a time to draw the line.

Anonymous said...

glad you're fine jane,

Anonymous said...

Yes I was also worried Jane gave up on the blog. I have to admit the blog has been getting weird lately.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182544

I bet there's more to this story.

Anonymous said...

Darkangel090260
StuckOnPeas

PeaNut 308882 - April 2007
Posts: 2099 Layouts: 15
Posted: 7/21/2012 10:47:04 PM
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question for you

do you always use your turn single
do you always fallow the speed limit
do you always turn in the the right lane

if you said no to any of them then don't grip. At least they can't kill someone for there rule braking.
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I really hope she doesn't drive!

Anonymous said...

No kidding, 13. My guess is lifelong drama queen or bipolar who only admits to being bipolar when she's in trouble (maybe for overspending).

Anonymous said...

Yes I was also worried Jane gave up on the blog. I have to admit the blog has been getting weird lately.
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Weird in what way?

Anonymous said...

Ellapea is annoying as fuck. Talk about a drama queen.

Imagine how stressed she'd be if she actually had to work like most adults? She can't handle the stress of driving her mother around, but just a few months ago was talking shit to French Toast for being stressed out about her parents. And, btw, French Toast actually works and takes care of her family, too.

Ella lives a teenager's existence - gets her financial needs taken care of by her mommy and daddy, and then complains about having to help out. Just like a teenager.

Anonymous said...

Here's Ella's self righteous bullshit from just a couple months ago. I dislike her more now than ever before:

My parents took very good care of me after the break up of my marriage. I was in terrible emotional and physical shape and couldn't care for myself for many years. It's a long story but suffice to say that they took very good care of me and my DS for years.

Now my parents are aging. My Dad is ok but my Mom is getting dementia and I am having to do more and more for her. She is the one who wants to go into a home and we are resisting. She will lose all her independence going into a home plus I would rather take care of her myself (with my Dad's help). She isn't that old. She is 72 and has rheumatoid arthritis. She is on a lot of medications that she can't remember to take so I need to help her with those and I usually drive her to most of her medical appointments. I also drive my Dad to the ones he can't drive himself to (and there are some).

I don't mind doing it. I have been doing it for the last several years and it would be weird not to take care of them now in their latter years. Sure it is hard work. I do the best I can and point that out to my Mother. She knows that. I also take care of my sister who has terminal scleroderma. She isn't going to die this year but will probably in the next 3-5 years. I take her to most of her appointments. BIL works so it's hard for him to get lots of time off from work to take her to them and my Mom shouldn't be driving anymore so it's up to me.

Now if I could just make them get ready for me when I am ready to take them life would be good. That means teeth brushed, coats on, purses ready, oxygen on etc. Never happens that way but just once it would be nice.

Anyway this is from another perspective. I am glad to do it. I am not married (thank goodness) and I don't work other than taking care of parents. That's enough for me at this point in my life.

Anonymous said...

Great, and now she has more "oh I'm such a victim at the blog" material too.

Anonymous said...

There aren't many peas buying what ellapea is peddling.

Her attention whoring is very transparent.

Anonymous said...

She has brought out the classic "I know there are lots of people that don't like me schtick.". Let's see who (if anyone) is stupid enough to take the bait.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182600

stfu heartcat, the dad is a dillhole and just being a dick because he can.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182585

She post anonymously due to having family on the board then gives enough information that if she was my family member I'd recognize her. Dumbass.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182378

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3114175&pg=1&sigtoggle=true

Anonymous said...

24Anonymous said... 24 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182378

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3114175&pg=1&sigtoggle=true

July 22, 2012 6:50 AM

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So this time next year, she's going to post the same shit? I take it that she's bragging on how much she spends on two kids. I'm not impressed. Actually, I think she's stupid.

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck, #14, DarkAngel is dumb as a bag of rocks, isn't she. Fuck.

Anonymous said...

susansister is some weird kind of troll.

She posts these look-how-much-I-spend threads.

She has troll ids--the one who had the crush on her stepdaughter. And the one who asked about 'making love in outer space.'

She's some weird, whacked-out granny.

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck, #14, DarkAngel is dumb as a bag of rocks, isn't she. Fuck.
July 22, 2012 7:23 AM

Yes, she's always been this way. Even when she was adarasmommy.

I wonder if other countries have as many crazies and drooling idiots running amok as the U.S. does.

Anonymous said...

She post anonymously due to having family on the board then gives enough information that if she was my family member I'd recognize her. Dumbass.
July 22, 2012 6:25 AM

I thought she was saying that her family knows she posts there, not that they actually read there.

The point is that if they're looking for her posts (under her real name) on 2peas, they won't find this one.

Like when biochemipea was pregnant and had a work problem a couple of years ago. She posted it under an alter ID, but it was very obviously her. But if anyone at her work looked up her posts, they wouldn't find that one either.

Anonymous said...

LMT has nerve posting on the In Memoriam thread, given the massive shit she took all over the dead and injured hours after the story broke.

Anonymous said...

What'd she do 30?

Jane Doe said...

Does anyone find it odd that DarkAngel can't manage to see the difference between "signal" and "single" or many other similar spelling mistakes, yet her screen name ISN'T "Dark Angle"

Anonymous said...

Maybe it was MEANT to be Dark Angle - didn't think of that did ya!! ;)

Anonymous said...

I think she was going for DorkAngle but that's jmho.

Anonymous said...

"The parents have set the limit at $400.00 for each child. I don't know if that includes school supplies like backpacks and calculators."

Wow. They really stuck it to ya grannie. You have to drop your spending by a whole $200 for your grand daughter.

Why do I feel like this was less of a "you're spoiling them" and more of a "you need to treat them both the same" kind of thing?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182378

Anonymous said...

35 it's more of a I'm troll thing.

Anonymous said...

Why do I feel like this was less of a "you're spoiling them" and more of a "you need to treat them both the same" kind of thing?

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That was my guess. I got the distinct impression she plays favorites.

Anonymous said...

girls need more stuff (not sure of their ages).
the boy isn't going to need bras.
not that any kid needs $200 worth of bras either but girls do need more things.

Anonymous said...

please diagnosis me
Posted 7/21/2012 by Annabella in NSBR Board

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LOL "diagnosis" me! Stop wearing high heels and get your granny groove on. You're getting old Anna, admit it and move on.

Anonymous said...

I really want to post to Steffie about the loss of her dog, but not sure whether 'even though I think you are madder than a box of frogs and a friggin' idiot as well, I am sorry for your loss' qualifies as sympathy.

So, I haven't.

Anonymous said...

Dork angle...likey.

she's s weird kind of troll as depending on her mood she can post entirely grammatically correct and correctly spelled posts. She's been called out on it before.

Anonymous said...

Can't believe I am sitting here nodding my head in agreement and enjoying a post by *kiki*. Even though she is being hand slappy, I totally agree with her op.

Anonymous said...

What'd she do 30?

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It's on page 4 of the original shooting thread, but got overshadowed by the assault weapon debate.

LMT announced smugly that if she or her sainted gun-toting boyfriend were in the theater, they would have been armed, and shot the perp immediately, no probs. Easy as pie.

Forget the terror, chaos, darkness, screaming, smoke, gas and the assailant being shielded from head to toe in kevlar. The media hasn't really talked about it, because it's so grisly, but terrified patrons were slipping and falling in the blood of the dead and wounded.

But never mind them y'all, because LMT would have taken him out in seconds, because she's god's gift to humanity, and apparently a better sniper than any military shlub to boot. (That must be a new Perfect Pea feature!) Anyway if those silly victims were anything like her, they'd be alive now, so fuck 'em, right LMT?

The icing on the cake was that she was bragging about this while bodies were still lying in the theater, and friends, family still awaiting identification. I was one of them, and made the horrible horrible mistake of peeking at 2Peas Friday afternoon. Holy shit, those hags are cold.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182670

As much as KiKiNichole annoys me, what the fuck is cinyupnorth on about? Every day I'm more and more convinced that she is a 13 year old posing as an adult on here.

Anonymous said...

cindyupnorth is a total asshole idiot. Always has been.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182725

Maybe he didn't want to do anything because he knows you have the hots for your dsd.

I can't believe the peas always fall for her stories.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182712

And here I thought Lauren was 76 years old.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182712

Her mom looks happy on vacation and it's great that she can get away on that kind of trip at her age....but No1UKnow...you really want a bathing suit that a 76 yo great grandmother is wearing?

Anonymous said...

Lauren's still got the saggy baggy tits. Someone should teach her how to dress. Her mother looks younger than she does and what's with the butch haircut?

Anonymous said...

A lot of people who have weight loss surgery lose their hair. Maybe that's why Lauren went so short?

Also, her mom is adorable! She looks so happy and fun. I wonder how she managed to shoot such a vile piece of humanity out into the universe?

Anonymous said...

We may hate Lauren but she has a good relationship with both her mother and her daughter. That's an accomplishment few peas can match. I think her mom is cute and I don't think Lauren looks bad.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the space Lauren!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182746


Warning!!!!!!!!
Corny, maudlin, tacky overload.

Anonymous said...

So, 52, you think Jane Doe is Lauren?

Anonymous said...

We may hate Lauren but she has a good relationship with both her mother and her daughter. That's an accomplishment few peas can match.
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WTF? "few peas can match"?
You're delusional.

I think there are far more peas that have good relationships with their mothers and their daughters than not. My relationships are great thank-you very much.
Fuck, when did L'Urine's dysfunctional relationships get revisionist history to being so great?
Plus is almost never mentioned her daughter. If it weren't for the grandaughter, you'd swear L'Urine didn't even have kids.

Anonymous said...

Dry up Myrna. Your relationships aren't all you want us to believe either.

Anonymous said...

Actually, Lauren did use to talk about her daughter and son until people here started talking smack about them.

Anonymous said...

Okay, Lauren. We get it. You're here. Now go away.

Anonymous said...

Anyone else tired of the "hi__________" routine? I'm not going to say "I'm not Lauren" because you have no fucking way of knowing whether I am or not. So go fuck yourself, you cunt, Myrna. We're all so tired of your Lauren-obsession.
And yes, I know it's you because you have never been able to let anything go...ever. Not at the pod and not here. It's why even your friends ditched you.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, that rant really makes you sound less like Lauren. @@

And I'm not Myrna. Just another pea who hates you, Lauren.

Anonymous said...

I'm No. 55 and sorry (not) to burst your little bubble that Myrna is the only person who despises you. I loathe you too and my name definitely isn't Myrna and never has been. You are fucked in the head with how obsessed you are about her.
Are you that delusional that you have no self awareness as to just how many (many many) peas hate you?

Tell us more about your dead beat dad son and lesbian daughter Lauren. How are those perfect relationships going?

Anonymous said...

L'Urine is the only person here obsessed with "Myrna" no-one else cares or even remembers her name.
As soon as that name appears on the blog, it's 100% L'Urine posting.

Anonymous said...

62 - EXACTLY!

Anonymous said...

Catching up on the gun thread, and now the gun crazies have reduced this weapon of mass destruction that the sick man used to kill 12 people a "TOOL." Are you FUCKING kidding me? A TOOL? They are treating it like he ran in the fucking theater with a screwdriver! I have never seen a gun hanging anywhere in Lowes or Home Depot. Ever.

Anonymous said...

.... A tool for murder. Gun crazies are idiots.

Anonymous said...

We may hate Lauren but she has a good relationship with both her mother and her daughter. That's an accomplishment few peas can match. I think her mom is cute and I don't think Lauren looks bad.

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Could possibly be the funniest thing I've ever read here. Ok so she likes her mom and her daughter. So do 90% of the other women in the world.

But what else can we say about Lauren that is "good"? Not much. She completely failed at being a teacher. 95% of members of a public message board think she's a terrible person. She calls names. She spirals up and down as if she was bipolar. She is rude and mean-spirited. She has made people cry. She has made people hurt. She has made comments to two different women about the deaths of their children - one of which was having a high-risk pregnancy, and the other of which had a baby that was struggling to survive. Her son is a deadbeat dad who has been on drugs and in prison. Her marriage failed.

Yeah she's a winner, that one. What a gal. I mean we should all have mad respect for her since she gets along with her mom and her daughter. I totally want to grow up to be just like her.

Lawd.

Anonymous said...

"My husband forgot my birthday, and when he remembered he offered to take me out to dinner, but I said no because I'd rather pout and make him feel like an ass. Now I get to be resentful and get pity from the peas."

Anonymous said...

Reason #1,435,678 why repubs are fucktards. In the Make a Wish thread TWO of them are actually defending this Dad. One is heartcat, who can't take less that sixteen fucking paragraphs to tell us that she didn't have all of the "information" when she posted and that according to the initial article, she is standing by her valid reasoning. Kill yourself. Now.

Now Amma fucking douchebag Banana is saying "well, maybe he's like someone in my family who refuses to take charity no matter what." This is on page two when it's already been well established with proof that this guy is Douchy McDoucherson.

Jeebus H. Crikey....I swear they always just want to be contradictory no matter how fucking stupid it makes them look!

Anonymous said...

59Anonymous said... 59 Anyone else tired of the "hi__________" routine? I'm not going to say "I'm not Lauren" because you have no fucking way of knowing whether I am or not. So go fuck yourself, you cunt, Myrna. We're all so tired of your Lauren-obsession.
And yes, I know it's you because you have never been able to let anything go...ever. Not at the pod and not here. It's why even your friends ditched you.

July 22, 2012 6:30 PM

I'm not tired of it.

Hi Aerofart!

Hi Sass!

Anonymous said...

62Anonymous said... 62 L'Urine is the only person here obsessed with "Myrna" no-one else cares or even remembers her name.
As soon as that name appears on the blog, it's 100% L'Urine posting.

July 22, 2012 7:20 PM

Carla cares!

Anonymous said...

Did anyone read "Ben4192" thread, good grief, talk about a drama queen. Yikes!

Her first mistake was...when you call a kid or teen(your own or a kid that your "babysitting" to come to the part of house your in, that means they come. If they don't go unplug their electronics. Another parent who lets children rule the roost.

Anonymous said...

"My husband forgot my birthday, and when he remembered he offered to take me out to dinner, but I said no because I'd rather pout and make him feel like an ass. Now I get to be resentful and get pity from the peas."
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Yeah this one's always whining about her husband. I can't decide whether the drama posts are true or not. If they are she should leave him but she won't because then she'd have to get a job.

Anonymous said...

Reason #1,435,678 why repubs are fucktards. In the Make a Wish thread TWO of them are actually defending this Dad. One is heartcat, who can't take less that sixteen fucking paragraphs to tell us that she didn't have all of the "information" when she posted and that according to the initial article, she is standing by her valid reasoning. Kill yourself. Now.
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You are the fucktard. Heartcat is not a republican. She Canadian, you dimwit.
Why are you throwing political name calling into it? Idiot.

Anonymous said...

Kendra enjoyed a nice sober weekend for a change.

Anonymous said...

You are the fucktard. Heartcat is not a republican. She Canadian, you dimwit.
Why are you throwing political name calling into it? Idiot.

July 23, 2012 6:02 AM

LOL ITA

68 is making Republicans look good again. Froth on 68!

Anonymous said...

Oh, EXCUSE ME...I should have used "Conservative" not "republican."

Hey fucktards, Canadians can be conservative too!

Anonymous said...

Janice only comes here for the Kendra info

Anonymous said...

Oh, EXCUSE ME...I should have used "Conservative" not "republican."

Hey fucktards, Canadians can be conservative too!
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Quit trying to save face, you aren't going to make yourself look better.
You put politics where it doesn't belong.
Moran.

Anonymous said...

76Anonymous said... 76 Oh, EXCUSE ME...I should have used "Conservative" not "republican."

Hey fucktards, Canadians can be conservative too!

July 23, 2012 8:19 AM

LOL!!! You're still making Republicans look good. Keep going!! Oh and if you don't watch it someone will call you *Hostile*.

Anonymous said...

Gawd, will you women stop please!

Anonymous said...

Whoa whoa....68 here...I didn't respond originally and I don't know who answered that. I got HeartCat's super long and windbag posts confused with Nightowl Scrapper's, who is a repub.

Sorry. Sew me.

Anonymous said...

Don't you just love it. All the gun nuts have been leaning on the fact that Holmes was a sick psycho cos it's the sick individual not the gun that killed people. Now on the arraignment thread he's suddenly "acting" to appear crazy because he wants to appear not competent for trial.

Anonymous said...

IMO, there is a difference between sick (twisted) and psychotic and sick (mentally ill) and crazy/incompetent.

I believe he is sick/twisted and psychotic, but not so mentally unstable that he's incompetent to stand trial. I believe that is an act.

Anonymous said...

81Anonymous said... 81 Whoa whoa....68 here...I didn't respond originally and I don't know who answered that. I got HeartCat's super long and windbag posts confused with Nightowl Scrapper's, who is a repub.

Sorry. Sew me.

July 23, 2012 10:37 AM

So, you still want her to kill herself too? @@
I think the *Hostile* still fits.

Anonymous said...

I dont' get how people are saying the shooter may be deranged and crazy. With that much work put into his booby trapped apartment, I'm thinking he was pretty clear headed or he would have blown himself up setting it up. JMO

Anonymous said...

I'm all for the right to bear arms, but when people are stockpiling ammo, guns, tear gas and kevlar and a gun club turns a guy down because they think he's creepy...there's more red flags than we can count on one hand...anyone???

If you're buying that much weaponry for legitimate reasons, you're not going to mind a visit from the police, FBI or CIA to make sure you're not a psycho.

Anonymous said...

omg, please take it to the bukkit. None of you know enough about the killer to be passing judgment on his mental health. @@@@@@@@

Anonymous said...

86, it makes sense to US but to your average gun toting, NRA joining Republican, their whole purpose is they want to protect themselves from the government. Explaining their ammo hoard to the FBI is exactly what they're afraid of. SMH

Anonymous said...

Well then they're all on my red flag list and should be on some sort of watch list. Fuckers.

Anonymous said...

87Anonymous said... 87 omg, please take it to the bukkit. None of you know enough about the killer to be passing judgment on his mental health. @@@@@@@@

July 23, 2012 11:35 AM

and you do? i think if you do there are a few investigators that would like to speak with you!

Anonymous said...

He looked like the weight of what he's done has finally reached him in court, imo. He wasn't drugged or deranged. People will see whatever they want to make themselves feel better.

Anonymous said...

and you do? i think if you do there are a few investigators that would like to speak with you!
July 23, 2012 11:48 AM

Hello dumbass? I am not the one diagnosing him. I admit I have no clue.

Anonymous said...

I believe he is sick/twisted and psychotic, but not so mentally unstable that he's incompetent to stand trial. I believe that is an act.

July 23, 2012 11:19 AM


You don't know what you are talking about. Psychosis is the most severe form of mental illness. It is defined as a break from reality. Idiot.

Anonymous said...

He's also probably just straight up exhausted and sleep deprived. The cops and feds have been at him non stop since arrest for sure.

Anonymous said...

92Anonymous said... 92 and you do? i think if you do there are a few investigators that would like to speak with you!
July 23, 2012 11:48 AM

Hello dumbass? I am not the one diagnosing him. I admit I have no clue.

July 23, 2012 11:50 AM

Hey dumbass! Nice of you to answer. You didn't copy and paste who you were talking to, who was diagnosing him? (I bet you can't answer without getting all bent out of shape). I don't see people giving an opinion on him as "diagnosing" him but whatever.

"omg take it to the bukkit" LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182935

Some people saying they haven't had candy in months or even years? Give me a break.

poo face said...

bahahahahahahahah bitches

Anonymous said...

Of course they don't eat candy bars 96, they only eat clean organic food, smothered in Cream of Mushroom soup, topped with sour cream and cheese.

All healthy and natural the way God intended it to be.

Anonymous said...

^^^And work out six days a week, too.

Anonymous said...

99 bottles of smack on the wall, 99 bottles of smack

Anonymous said...

You take one down, pass it around

Anonymous said...

98 bottles of smack on the wall

Anonymous said...

Grrr, I hate it when grown ups use the word YUMMY it's so juvenile.

Anonymous said...

stefsdesign is peddling for votes. I think it's time to go vote for anyone that's not her.

It takes a lot of nerve to act like a sanctimonious twunt and say that you hate being asked for votes, but vote for ME. She's an ass.

Anonymous said...

I love voting for all my "friends" it gives me purpose...

Anonymous said...

104. I ALWAYS go and vote, just never for the the one the pea is requesting everyone to vote for. A vote should reflect which option is truly the best, not because the pea begged for one.

Anonymous said...

106 I do the same thing.

Anonymous said...

I liked the Atlanta food fest one, and the Bear Creek Bike Fest. Color and design were more engaging that StefDesigns' thing.

Anonymous said...

The funny thing about the voting begs, is that they aren't smart enough to figure out that most people hate the requests. Hello, dummy, your just getting votes for your competition instead. Can you say backfire?

Anonymous said...

106. I voted for the "moon light ride summer fest"
by megrherbert. I really liked that one.

Anonymous said...

So did I, 110. It reminded me of ET. Stephwhatever's design was boring.

Anonymous said...

Haha, steph changed the title of her thread to lure people into clicking on it. She's going to get so many votes for other people!

Anonymous said...

103 - ITA!!! I see it all the time on FB and cringe.

Usually it's these types who are so braggy about how healthy they are eating - the whole organic thing or gluten free or whatever.

Just picked so many fresh greens from our garden - yummy!

Just had the best quinoa - omg yummy!!

Just had the freshest, plumpest, organic veggies for dinner - so yummy, and the kids are begging to have them again tomorrow!

Yeahhhhhhhhhh you're the best mom ever. Here's your award. Let me bow down to your fantasticness.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182955

She changed the title because she comes here, LOL!

Anonymous said...

66 Anonymous said...

She has made comments to two different women about the deaths of their children -

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Links 66?

Anonymous said...

103 Anonymous said...

Grrr, I hate it when grown ups use the word YUMMY it's so juvenile.

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So is participating on a smack blog, but that doesn't stop YOU.

Anonymous said...

#116.
Your here as well. The pot calling the kettle black as it were.

Anonymous said...

No 116, I'm not calling someone juvenile for using a certain word. I'm pointing out that just because they don't use that word doesn't mean they aren't also being juvenile.

I post here and it's juvenile, I fully own it. I'm not looking down my nose at them as if I'm not juvenile. They however, are.

Anonymous said...

#118 thanks for clarifying your statement. Had you been clearer to begin with I would have let your statement ride.

Anonymous said...

Well aren't you just lucky today 118. Some bitch is cutting you a break! LOL

Anonymous said...

119, had you mastered reading comprehension and critical thinking, in school, I wouldn't have had to explain it to you.

Anonymous said...

121Anonymous said... 121 119, had you mastered reading comprehension and critical thinking, in school, I wouldn't have had to explain it to you.

July 24, 2012 12:52 AM

Slow day in the neighborhood.

Anonymous said...

OK who beetlejuiced dimwit Joe back to the bukkit?
I thought he was gone for good after the 'vote for my friend the writer' humiliation.

Anonymous said...

Kendra's going to the taqueria today, it's so yummy.

Anonymous said...

#115 Are you new here? Keep up.

Joe is my very least favorite pea of all. So weird and creepy.

And, yep if I'm asked for a vote, I usually vote against the asker - unless their work is really, really worthy. Just annoying.

Anonymous said...

I voted for someone else too :)

Anonymous said...

#121/#118
You are amusing.

You wrote one line:

"So is participating on a smack blog, but that doesn't stop YOU."

This is usually a pea line, and to get offended over a bitch smacking a pea for the overuse of "yummy", frankly, made you sound like you a high and mighty pea.

You are overly sensitive, don't get so butt hurt over nothing; that's what the pod is for.

Anonymous said...

*you are a high...
Correcting typo for my post#127

Anonymous said...

Sass's kids never had a chance. Her shitty parenting and now her shitty planning and budgeting not only can she not pay for college but she cannot even help them get a loan. The kids will be nobody's like Sass and her poor DH are.

Anonymous said...

127 Anonymous said...

You are overly sensitive, don't get so butt hurt over nothing; that's what the pod is for.

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Said the person getting bent outta shape over the use of a particular word.

Anonymous said...

#13o.
what word dumb ass

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183054

"Plus, I collect weird stuff like men's neck ties; bones, skulls, and antlers; and bird nests. Then there are fossils and rocks. And a pretty good collection of vintage/old glass labware.

I have bookcases full of scrapbook albums, photo albums/boxes (from my 35 mm days, no interest in scanning and getting rid of hard copies), albums and albums and boxes of my postage stamp collection. "

No, you're not a hoarder. Not at all.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183026

My special snowflake is so special, none of you can know how special and delicate he is. However, I would like to know what you would do, but I'm not going to listen because my special snowflake is not like your regular kid.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183024

love to hear the other side of this story.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183009

You created a poll for this? Of all the things to wonder about, you created a poll for what size they try on first in a fitting room? And so many responded, I can't stop laughing!

Who fucking cares?

Anonymous said...

133 her kid has a heart condition, she maybe looney but I'd worry if it where my kid also.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183024

Oh lord Sammel. Another job with everyone else at fault except you. I swear she's had 7 or 8 different jobs in the past 10 years or so, part-time, full-time, teaching, being an aide, reading helper, whatever. And every single one of them she ends up in a snit about - whether it be the co-workers, the boss, the hours....jesus christ sammel, is there anything in life you don't get offended by or upset about? Just stay the fuck home and take care of your 3 kids then. If you can stay off the computer long enough that is.

Anonymous said...

First world problems 135, they'll crush your soul.

Anonymous said...

Trezmom is asking too much for her house. They never should have bought when they did.

Anonymous said...

Sammel is everything I hated about retail management. Boo fucking hoo that she has to work an odd schedule for a week or so. So everybody else should have to change their schedules because YOU wanted time off for a family reunion? Other people have stuff to do, too.

Ignorant, selfish bitch.

Anonymous said...

"https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183026

My special snowflake is so special, none of you can know how special and delicate he is. However, I would like to know what you would do, but I'm not going to listen because my special snowflake is not like your regular kid."


You are a 1st class dumb ass. Most likely she was looking for advice from people with children have have a similar condition. Why would anyone comment if they have healthy snow flakes and have never been there.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183075

huh, haven't heard a word from itsy in years.

Anonymous said...

#135
I didn't know people actually put that much thought into it. lol

Anonymous said...

Am I reading the Sammel whine correctly? She says she just started a new job but is now giving notice because of this schedule thing? Her posting style is always so negative and argumentative, how does she even GET jobs, geez.

Anonymous said...

I vaguely remember itsy. Did she have a particular history? Drawing a total blank.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3183032&pg=1

Can someone please tell me why she cannot handle a damn thing on her own??? Did she seriously expect her husband to be there all the time??

Anonymous said...

Do a lot of people really worry about what color nail polish they are wearing when they hit the beaches??

Anonymous said...

I just hit the beach this past weekend and my pedicure was thrashed. I wish I didn't waste the time to do it.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183090

great. double the bitching.

Anonymous said...

146., I thought the exact same thing reading her OP and follow-ups. She's almost as big a whiner as Sammel/OldPeaStillLame.

She doesn't want to do anything to sell the house, and takes no responsibility for buying that elephant when they weren't ready. Her story doesn't add up: she says her DH was going to retire, but complains that he immediately goes to Officer Training right afterward and deploys again. Did he sneak off in the middle of the night to do so?

And then she chooses to have two more kids after this, then complains that she can't do ANYTHING because her children are young. She knows what causes that, right?

Trezmom is a professional victim.

Anonymous said...

145Anonymous said... 145 I vaguely remember itsy. Did she have a particular history? Drawing a total blank.

July 24, 2012 2:02 PM

Nothing bad. She was always funny and upbeat.

Anonymous said...

I caught Kendra vandalizing the locker room.

Anonymous said...

I am just surprised that all of this is so hard for Trezmom, military wives are supposed to be able to handle shit on their own, it's their job.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183186

Isn't this OP, Lindybrown the nut who ONLY posts about broken penises? What's her deal? It's like she's 12.

Anonymous said...

I find it very pretentious when someone randomly slips a french word into their english post. Especially when they use that word incorrectly, so you can't say 'maybe they're french and it's just habit.'

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183145

Anonymous said...

Helicopter pea kids, are not allowed to have a cell phone, play video games, stay up late, go their friends house,eat anything without asking first, etc. Sucks to be a pea kid.

Anonymous said...

Pea kids eat only organic free range foods, made without any artificial additives!
Pea kids never fight with their siblings or talk back to their parents!
Pea kids always clean their rooms and make their beds.
Pea kids make their thank you cards by hand the minute they are given gifts.

Anonymous said...

Here's a question. We know a lot of peas are pretty weird moms. Are there any you guys think are good parents? I can think of one or two pea parents I think are pretty normal. They also don't seem like bullshitters--unlike the vast majority of peas.

Anonymous said...

My god, Nightowl is SO fucking pompous and tiresome. Is there any subject that she doesn't have some lengthy, know-it-all opinion on?!?!

Anonymous said...

Nope. :)

Anonymous said...

Reading the Jason Alexander thread and I can't believe the ridiculous lengths the pro-gun peeps are going in order to deflect from the fact that George Costanza had a very valid, lucid point. ALso, since when are actors all stupid? There are plenty who actually ARE, but there are also a lot of intelligent people in the acting industry. Some even went to COLLEGE!

I mean, these people have managed to make multi millions of dollars for working just a couple of months a year, if that. (I know, TV is a bit more, but its no 9-5 drudge) I think that is pretty brilliant!!

Anonymous said...

#161
They went to college; doesn't mean they learned anything.

The have people who manage the money side for them..doesn't make them all brilliant.

In every group you have very smart people, dumb people and most are average.

Anonymous said...

Pea kids eat only organic free range foods, made without any artificial additives!
Pea kids never fight with their siblings or talk back to their parents!
Pea kids always clean their rooms and make their beds.
Pea kids make their thank you cards by hand the minute they are given gifts.
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You forgot to add they all work above their grade level
and
only watch g rated movies and TV shows

Anonymous said...

"Here's a question. We know a lot of peas are pretty weird moms. Are there any you guys think are good parents? I can think of one or two pea parents I think are pretty normal. They also don't seem like bullshitters--unlike the vast majority of peas."

why? Are you checking to see if you made the normal mom list or the BS mom list?

Anonymous said...

I find it very pretentious when someone randomly slips a french word into their english post. Especially when they use that word incorrectly, so you can't say 'maybe they're french and it's just habit.'

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183145
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eh...so what about the french. Tipping the delivery guy, when you have already paid a delivery charge, is the real dumb ass offense.

Anonymous said...

Kendra gave Joe a BJ once.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure has lots of imaginary friends.

Anonymous said...

Kendra has crotch rot and smells like tuna casserole that was made in the crockpot and then left on the counter for two days. Joe wont be tappin that.

Anonymous said...

nightowl is paranoid as fuck.

Anonymous said...

Add Buckeyed Sandy and GailinOhio to the paranoid fruitcake list.

Anonymous said...

Re: Trezmom and selling the house thread.

I was sympathetic at first, then as usual when peas post a PVM post, the more she posted, the less I cared.

I, too am confused about the sudden jump from her DH retiring in their "dream home", to him going to officer school and needing to move.

And the biggest red flag? Her OP states that the house is their "DREAM HOME" !!!!

Then in the OP she says: "we don't want to stay here. North Carolina has never felt like home for us and we're ready to move on. "

Um - how in the hell do you build a dream home in a place you don't even like?

Frankly, I think she sounds like a spoiled brat.

Anonymous said...

I think maybe they just bought a house they couldn't afford. A 260K house on a single low level military officer salary seems like a bit of a stretch. And they have a bunch of kids.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183226

Wow. Darkangel's post on this thread explains a lot!
Love the purer than snow peas who wouldn't have had a clue where to get drugs in high school.
Bitch, please.

Anonymous said...

Um - how in the hell do you build a dream home in a place you don't even like?
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You keep adding features and upgrades to a normal home until you forgot how much you hate living there. Then 99% of the time you have overbuilt for the neighborhood and can never get back your investment.

Anonymous said...

Love the purer than snow peas who wouldn't have had a clue where to get drugs in high school.
Bitch, please.
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I believe it. How do you think so many kids hide their drug use? Clueless parents who think kids need tons of money to buy drugs or need to live in a crappy neighborhood or have friends that look like burn outs.

Anonymous said...

Um - how in the hell do you build a dream home in a place you don't even like?
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I don't think she meant it was her dream location, but that's where they were due to the military.

By dream home I think she just means it wasn't a fixer-upper or something they settled for. It was brand new, 5 bedrooms, etc. They were older, they could afford to get the big beautiful home they'd always dreamed of.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183272
OMG!

Anonymous said...

I'm not a mom at all, 164. I just like to hear other people's opinions if those people aren't suckups and bullshitters.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183289

And...let the whining and attention whoring begin. Magz is pregnant.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183261

Ever hear of businesses NOT being responsible for lost or stolen items? Hang onto your own belongings, don't expect others to do it for you. Isn't that what Pea kids have to learn?

Anonymous said...

178 I'll be sure to update my spreadsheet

Anonymous said...

I thought Magz had breast cancer. I don't know many women who are undergoing treatment for breast cancer that are encouraged to become pregnant during said treatment.....

Anonymous said...

She's been over her cancer for awhile now, it was a very short treatment time.

I'm surprised she's pregnant. When my mom had breast cancer the treatment ended her periods immediately and they never came back.

But my mom was 46 and that was 20 years ago, maybe there are less harsh treatments now.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183272

I like the color of the paint and the hardwood flooring, but everything else is so cluttered. How do you tell this person to get rid of the clutter?

And it appears that this is the entrance to the house, isn't that suppose to be the most uncluttered and cleanest place?

Anonymous said...

The thread in 176 made me get up and toss 2 bags of clutter in my home. I'm not a minimalist, but holy shit that is a ton of crap.

Anonymous said...

You're too kind 183 - Cluttered? It looks like a fucking hoarder lives there. Throw that crap away.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183302

"Anna*Banana
:blink:
PeaNut
69360 - February 2003
Posts: 21945
Layouts: 6

I hope they publish this notebook at some point. I'm absolutely fascinated by these things."

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Disgusting. Innocent people were killed in this, I don't want to give that shooter an inkling of my attention or fascination.

Anonymous said...

You're too kind 183 - Cluttered? It looks like a fucking hoarder lives there. Throw that crap away.
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I agree things piled on top of things. It is like 4 rooms worth of furniture crammed into a corner.

Jane Doe said...

I don't necessarily see a hoarder,just someone with no design aesthetic or eye for decorating. I could do amazing things with that room.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183312

Some of these dirty girls don't wash their bras for a WEEK? Ugh.

Anonymous said...

Didn't they just move into that house? It probably wouldn't look like that if they had been settled in but she hasn't even started decorating after unpacking.

Anonymous said...

I don't necessarily see a hoarder,just someone with no design aesthetic or eye for decorating. I could do amazing things with that room.
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It is a huge room and some of that furniture is really nice. So much potential looking like a jumbled mess. A little paint and a long weekend could make that place look like the cover of a magazine.

Anonymous said...

Why is she getting all pissy pants about it? I thought people offered some reasonable suggestions, mapping things out on paper instead of just moving those huge pieces of furniture around.

Ask for help and then shoot down everything suggested. Typical.

Anonymous said...

All Trezmom needs to do is rent the house out until the market get better. That's what we are doing, it's not hard. Plus, you can claim it on your taxes. She's making it harder than it needs to be. what a whine fest.

Anonymous said...

Why is she getting all pissy pants about it? I thought people offered some reasonable suggestions, mapping things out on paper instead of just moving those huge pieces of furniture around.
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I'm sure she reads the blog and is getting butt hurt. It looks like a hot mess and doesn't have to and she knows it.

Anonymous said...

190Anonymous said... 190 Didn't they just move into that house? It probably wouldn't look like that if they had been settled in but she hasn't even started decorating after unpacking.

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I think they lived across the street with her parents for a year, too. I know she had a baby during that time, but...that's a helluva lot of big furniture/clutter/just plain mess. It would drive me nuts to have all that stuff there.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183304

I thought this OP was one of the brighter bulbs in the box. I guess not.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183323
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Get a back bone.

Anonymous said...

If she'd get off the Internet maybe she'd have time to get that mess sorted out.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183304

I thought this OP was one of the brighter bulbs in the box. I guess not.
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You did? lol

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183339

I actually snorted when I read Ilovecookies' response to Sdevin.

Anonymous said...

Oh lookie, the "I wanna share what big sluts my sister and neice are and what a saint *I* am" thread.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183021

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