Wednesday, July 18, 2012

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Anonymous said...

skybarf is on a fucking roll today. must have got her disability check in the mail. she's swilling moonshine in the dark while scrbbling furiously on the remaining wall space.

Anonymous said...

im # 2 yay!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3181885&pg=4

There goes Typhus again on her "I'm sorry YOU were offended" kick.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3181839&pg=1

TYPHUS KISSED A GIRL...and she liked it!

What a FUCKING HIPPOCRATE!

Anonymous said...

I call BS.

Typhus is just saying that sex shit to make herself look cool in front of all the other kids.

Anonymous said...

"Forgive me if my TIC comment came across differently than I intended. "


Mrs T needs to put that ^^ in her siggy and be done with it. Save her time and keystrokes.

Anonymous said...

TYPHUS KISSED A GIRL...and she liked it!

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IOKIYAR; everyone else is an affront to God's divine plan and the natural order.

Anonymous said...

IOKIYAR
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Decoder ring, please

Anonymous said...

Really Freebird, your ss make's that much off of scamming the system? I don't think so.

"I also have a stepson that called my husband a "chump" for having a job when the SS was at home smoking pot for a "living". Between himself and his wife they make around $100k a year off of mostly your tax dollars."

Also from that thread:

"I ahve to agree with this.

I graduated from college then stayed home with my kids for abotu 5 years. When I tried to reenter the work force I was told by more than one principal that I was not hired because Id been away for it for too long and they prefered someone with experience or fresh from college.

I took a job teaching preschool where I have been for about 6 years. Ive since been told that now that I have a reputation for preschool that an elementary school wont take me ebcause Ive been away from it for 11yrs now.

So Ive been taking classes to add middleschool endorsements to my certificate.
Now Im being told that I will likely not find a job because Ive been away from it for 11yrs and now have additional credits that warrant a higher salary and schools dont have the money to pay someone what I would be entering at.

Geez Louise! What in teh world am I supposed to do?!
I just want to teach a classroom of children!!!

Difference from teh OP is that I am working, I did take a job that I didnt prefer and have made less than what Im "qualified" to earn." *~*amanda*~*

I don't think Amanda spells the teh because it's a meme, I think it's because she can't type. Bitch has all kinds of fuck ups in her posts every day and of course she wants to be a teacher. Yea her, Mrs. T and old pea new name.

Makes me wonder about my ds's teachers.

Anonymous said...

My God these idiots are clueless.

Women dropping out of the workforce (or never entering it at all) to raise kids, then having problems getting back in is NOT something new.

Anonymous said...

Really Freebird, your ss make's that much off of scamming the system? I don't think so.

"I also have a stepson that called my husband a "chump" for having a job when the SS was at home smoking pot for a "living". Between himself and his wife they make around $100k a year off of mostly your tax dollars."
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Freebird is a dumbass. If they really made that much it wasn't from the system, it was from being drug dealers. Is she really too blind to see that?

Anonymous said...

On the "What HAVE you done" thread...Princess Lasertron says she has had a completely failed business. Is that the one she had started just a few years back - the one with the expensive dresses and such? I think it was called Princess Lasertron or something similar?

Was there a thread when she went under or anything? I had no idea that happened, I figured she was still doing it..

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be surprised if FB's stepson was in fact pretty normal (read, not a POS). There's some major jealousy/passive-aggressiveness going on with her.

Anonymous said...

Kendra kissed a girl and she didn't like it. But she's not judging you if you do.

Anonymous said...

12Anonymous said... 12 On the "What HAVE you done" thread...Princess Lasertron says she has had a completely failed business. Is that the one she had started just a few years back - the one with the expensive dresses and such? I think it was called Princess Lasertron or something similar?

Was there a thread when she went under or anything? I had no idea that happened, I figured she was still doing it..

July 18, 2012 5:21 PM

+++++++++++++

Looks like just ONE business closed.

http://princesslasertron.com/2012/05/closing-the-doors-at-camp-coworking/

Anonymous said...

Thanks 15

Anonymous said...

I also have a stepson that called my husband a "chump" for having a job when the SS was at home smoking pot for a "living". Between himself and his wife they make around $100k a year off of mostly your tax dollars."
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I call BS on this. Most people waaaaaaaay over-estimate what the average govt welfare/disability/etc payout is.

Anonymous said...

Yum, enjoying my Chick fil A Chargrilled Chicken Club Sandwich.

Anonymous said...

I also have a stepson that called my husband a "chump" for having a job when the SS was at home smoking pot for a "living". Between himself and his wife they make around $100k a year off of mostly your tax dollars."
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I call BS on this. Most people waaaaaaaay over-estimate what the average govt welfare/disability/etc payout is.
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You have that right. If FB really believes that I have an Island in Arizona I would love to sell her.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3181856

Stupid question of the day. How are the peas supposed to know what place setting will make you fucking happy??

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3181856

Jebus H. Christ, ANOTHER Fiestacrap thread?!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3181947
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For crying out loud, YET ANOTHER TY THREAD!!!
These people will NEVER BE HAPPY WITH ANY TYPE OF THANK YOU. This time they got an actual card and it's not good enough because it isn't hand written. I'd like to staple a hand written TY CARD to their foreheads.

Anonymous said...

I'll help you with that, 22. :) I have a big industrial stapler that should work.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3181947
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For crying out loud, YET ANOTHER TY THREAD!!!
These people will NEVER BE HAPPY WITH ANY TYPE OF THANK YOU. This time they got an actual card and it's not good enough because it isn't hand written. I'd like to staple a hand written TY CARD to their foreheads.

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No kidding, 22! Those bitches just can't be pleased.

And, of course, their children carry craft supplies with them so that they can be ready to create a 100% original Thank You card at a moment's notice. None of the Pea children wait longer than 2 hours to write a Thank You note.

Anonymous said...

What they REALLY want in these TY notes..."Thank you so much for your gift. Honestly, your gift stood out head and shoulders above the twenty billion other gifts that I received. I just couldn't get to the gilt edged stationery fast enough to express my thanks for your exquisite taste and generosity".

Anything less than that is just not good enough.

Anonymous said...

Acceptable: "Thank you, magnanimous, beautiful you, for being so overly generous and all around awesome. My own parents pale in comparison to you; it is but a sad fact of nature that I was not born of your amazing and generous loins."

Unacceptable: "Thank you for the gift, and for coming to my party."

Anonymous said...

RE the boycott thread. An awful lot of peas claim to be 'boycotting' something because they don't like it. As in, boycotting pepsi because it's nasty.
Isn't a boycott generally something you do when you want what they have, but disagree with them/want them to do something, so you don't buy it until they cave in? Like a hunger strike?
I think a lot of the peas just want to say they are 'boycotting' something because it sounds cooler than saying "i don't like it".

Anonymous said...

yes 27 but its typical peatardation for them to be using it inappropriately. I think most boycotts are dumb and reek of sour grapes to begin with, so not surprised so many peatards are on "boycotts" aka temper tantrums or peevish retribution jags.

Anonymous said...

27 and 28 are real brain trusts. I guess it's hard to google the definition of a word when you're so busy patting yourself on the back and being smug.

Boycotting means abstaining from something as an act of protest, dumbasses. I think you have "boycotting" and "fasting" confused.


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boy·cott   [boi-kot]
verb (used with object)
1.
to combine in abstaining from, or preventing dealings with, as a means of intimidation or coercion: to boycott a store.
2.
to abstain from buying or using: to boycott foreign products.

Anonymous said...

23-26

You are my kind of people!!!

23. I'll take you up on that offer
24. You can bet their snow flakes will use lots of "big Words" written with a glitter marker
25. & 26. Yes, they need an ego boost to make life worth living

Anonymous said...

29, 27 here. Read my comment again, I as ASKING not STATING. And actually, I did look the word up first on dictionary.com and saw the second definition, but it seemed like it had probably been added later because people kept misusing the word until that became the new norm. Obviously you've got an enormous tree branch of a stick up your ass though, so I won't take your rude post personally.

Anonymous said...

Oh god, just noticed my post has a typo. Please make sure to point it out to me and insult me as much as possible. Twatwaffle.

Anonymous said...

peatardation .. heh!

Anonymous said...

OF COURSE Aslan didn't like the Zimmerman interview!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182029

Anonymous said...

Boycotting means abstaining from something as an act of protest, dumbasses. I think you have "boycotting" and "fasting" confused.


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Hate to point this out to you moran, but this is exactly what a hunger strike is. Abstaining from food as a form of protest. So who's smug now twat?

The big difference in the meaning of boycott is the element of coercion, to actually achieve a goal. And that my twat friend is why most of the peatard examples fall short and amount to nothing more than foot stamping episode.

Anonymous said...

Still too busy patting yourself on the back and celebrating your pseudo intellectualism to see that you are STILL wrong about the meaning of the word 'boycott."

And sure, they just now changed the meaning of the word 'boycott' so that your understanding of the word is superior to the actual definition. You & 28 can carry on with your sad little circle jerk.

Anonymous said...

Zimmerman: "Trayvon’s death was “God’s plan.”

The NRA agrees.

Anonymous said...

Also, assuming coercion is a requirement for calling something a boycott, are you do dense that you don't see that the ultimate goal is to hurt CFL financially enough to make them reconsider the stances they take publicly?

Anonymous said...

Which all just goes to show that in the case of peatard 36 you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. Contradict yourself again why don't you. Then go and read about the first ever boycott, which effected its goal of curbing the harmful actions of the evil eponymous landlord.
Somehow I don't think the passive act of hunger strike would have done so, since the boycotters were starving already and Mr fucking Boycott didn't give a shit.

Anonymous said...

WTF are you talking about, 36? Your little buddy is the one who said this:

"Isn't a boycott generally something you do when you want what they have, but disagree with them/want them to do something, so you don't buy it until they cave in? Like a hunger strike?"

You two are like the keystone cops. Mrs. Tyler, is that you??

Anonymous said...

That's awful nice of Sean Hannity to hold a telethon for George Zimmerman.

Anonymous said...

lol 38, nope.

I'm just not dense enough to believe it makes a hill of beans what a handful of dopey peatards who got their noses put out of joint down at CFL do.

Like I said at the beginning, most of their "boycotts" amount to nothing more than peevish foot stamping over insignificant casues. Now, if the casues WERE significant, maybe they would have support enough to actually affect CFL bottom line. Not. Holding. My. Breath. Now fuck off you tiresome bitch.

Anonymous said...

From one tiresome bitch to another:

No one said the CFA boycott would work - I said that was the goal. And wasn't that your point? That the peatards called it a boycott when it wasn't? Because the point of a boycott is to coerce?

Not. Holding. My. Breath. That. You'll. Get. This.

Enjoy being the insufferable twatwaffle you've proven yourself to be here. Over and over again.

Anonymous said...

so 43 you see no difference between lets say boycotting (this is made up) Ford Motors because they don't pay women the same as men and not buying Pepsi products because you don't like the effing taste or not buying French fries because they've got the word French in the name? lol O-kaaay.

Anonymous said...

Tiresome bitch, my whole fucking point is lost on you.
Calling your decision to not buy a product or fraternize an establishment because you p e r s o n a l l y are all in a spaz about some aspect of that business is not a fucking boycott. It's merely a fucking temper tantrum that you beg and wah wah others to join in with you on. Usually to no discernable effect. To call such a spat a boycott elevates it to a level of importance and relevance that it ususally dosen't deserve.

But you sound like you might have been on one too many boycotts yourself and are experiencing rage and sorrow about your puny concerns being trivialized by me. (;

Boycotts are like class action lawsuits, the last refuge of those who can't "get over it".

Anonymous said...

I never said I personally was not going to eat at CFA, but, the people who are choosing to avoid CFA because of their stand on gay marriage, are, COLLECTIVELY BOYCOTTING.

And wtf are you talking about, 44? The people who are pissed at CFA are pissed because of their stance on gay marriage. I didn't see one person claiming to "boycot" because they don't like the way that shit tastes.

The stupid is strong today. Even worse, teh stupid is convinced it's right.

Enjoy your deluded little existence, twats. I hope the smart, english speaking blog bitches return tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

46 you are a complete, blithering back pedaling idiot. You are the stupid fucker that brought up and specified the CFL thing. That isn't even what we were talking abvout you dumbass. We were talking about the other thread. You are obviously a pea who likes "boycotts". And yes, teh dumb is strong today, around you.

Anonymous said...

I'm the backpeddler, hmm?

Like I said: DELUDED.

And cunty.

And retarded.

What a fantastic heap of shit you are.

I've wasted far too much time on you already. I'm sure you have 7 or 8 crotch nuggets I'm keeping you from tending to.

Anonymous said...

Oh FFS. Get a room you two.

Anonymous said...

I 'd get a room with the twat, but she's probably boycotting rooms with Pepsi drinkers in them. Or bedcovers with artificial fibers, or anyone other inane cause du jour.

Anonymous said...

Boycotting isn't going to hurt Chick-fla-a one little bit. If anything Chick's sales will go up due to people who feel the same way the CEO does about Gay marriage.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Mrs. Tyler isn't the only Pea who needs the last word.

LAST WORD LAST WORD LAST WORD!

Anonymous said...

mmmmm chick fla a

Anonymous said...

I could not read the whole thread but did anyone mention Chick-fla-a CEO owners comment about being married to their first wives. Which to me implies they also frown on divorce as a company.

I wonder if they weed out anyone who has been divorced from key roles in the company.

Anonymous said...

who invited edgy coolness to this party?

36 through 48 are just like the typical crazy drivel that comes out of her mouth.

tl/dr

Anonymous said...

Kendra says the word of the day is BOYCOTT.

Can you say BOYCOTT?

Anonymous said...

I'd rather say finger cot. It keeps my finger nice and clean.

Anonymous said...

Oh yippee look4angel joined the build a business thread - to let us know.... yes the evil company she worked for fired her fat ass. We get it - you expected a job for life, get over yourself.

Anonymous said...

58Anonymous said... 58 Oh yippee look4angel joined the build a business thread - to let us know.... yes the evil company she worked for fired her fat ass. We get it - you expected a job for life, get over yourself.

July 19, 2012 8:13 AM

who? what?

wait! hi look4whatever!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182120

Duh! She's a fruitcake! She also pre chews her kids food.

Anonymous said...

I take it you weren't on the Obamacare threads 59 - I'm not look4newknees but if I hear one more fucking time that the company she'd worked at for laid her off for "evil profits"- I'm going to chop off her own damn legs.

She's a sniveling whining blowhard that can't get over the fact that she got canned.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182080


bwahahaha, nichole in tx, self-checkouts are "insulting to me as a customer". what a fucking debutante. get over yourself you stupid cunt.

Anonymous said...

boycott JCP anybody?

Anonymous said...

But I'M spending MY own hard earned money! The peasants working at JCP should be kissing my feet as they check me out because I am the reason they have a job!!!

Give me a fucking break.

Anonymous said...

Removing the counters and adding self-check outs is creating jobs LOL (Someone has to remove and install them hahahahaha)!

Anonymous said...

62Anonymous said... 62 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182080


bwahahaha, nichole in tx, self-checkouts are "insulting to me as a customer". what a fucking debutante. get over yourself you stupid cunt.

July 19, 2012 8:47 AM

Oh you mean Nichole in tx that is from Pennsylvania??

Anonymous said...

I used to work for a national chain gym. They rolled out a self check-in for our members in an attempt to downsize. It didn't work, members either didn't want to sign up for it (you had to use your fingerprint) or the machine would malfunction and we'd have to manually check them in anyway.

There will still be jobs for people at JCP.

Anonymous said...

We belong to the local YMCA. They do self check in with a key fob and scanner. Works perfect. I hate having to wait in line anyway. I can just scan as we walk in and we are on our way to whatever we are there to do.

Some people will just never be happy having to do things for themselves. Fucking lazy. Gosh whatever will I do if there isn't someone there to serve me and then take my abuse when the items ring up incorrectly or it won't take my coupons. Get a damn grip people.

Anonymous said...

You know, even *if* she did have some nutty relatives involved in the MB, she's not them. I've got some really nutty relatives too, including card carrying Canadian Communist. Communist/ism is a big scary thing in the US. I'm sure glad that didn't impact whether we were allowed to become citizens or hold jobs.

Anonymous said...

Momma always said it wasn't nice to brag!

Anonymous said...

Wow. And I thought my MIL had boundary issues!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182064

The Pea children and bad language? Why heavens no!!! Those angels don't even know a single bad word, let alone say them!

Anonymous said...

Chick-fla-a
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FFS if you're going to make repeated posts about them, at least learn to spell the name correctly.

Anonymous said...

Nick Lachey--I am SOOO hoping it is him!

Anonymous said...

FFS if you're going to make repeated posts about them, at least learn to spell the name correctly.
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As if "Chick-fil-a" spells ANYTHING. Oh, the irony.

Anonymous said...

75Anonymous said... 75 FFS if you're going to make repeated posts about them, at least learn to spell the name correctly.
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As if "Chick-fil-a" spells ANYTHING. Oh, the irony.

July 19, 2012 10:43 AM

LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

"I think a form letter TY is not appropriate and I'm not going to be thankful for it." batya

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Wow I'll never be able to keep all the pea rules straight. Now I have to be thankful for a thank you card? smh.

I think most peas are over the top with their thank you card rules.

Give a gift because you care about the recipient, if they thank you good for them, if you never give them another gift because of no thank you card then they really don't mean that much to you anyway.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3181947

Anonymous said...

Batya sounds like a miserable old bitty.

Anonymous said...

When I receive a thank you card for something I've done, I send a thank you card for the thank you card. Damn it I'd better get a thank you thank you thank you card!!

Anonymous said...

#79
LMAO..that so made my day!!

Anonymous said...

#77
I feel the same way

Anonymous said...

LMAO

She politely called them "bitches".

" batya,
I am talking in general. From the way so many posts read on here(not just regarding TY's) people just seem to NEVER be satisfied with what other people do. A person could be perfect in every other way, and have 1 short coming seems to makes them a horrible person. If someone is so set that there is "ONLY' one right way to do something then maybe they need to take a closer look at themselves to see how petty that really is."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3181947

Anonymous said...

I want to gay-marry Maureen and have her babies.

Anonymous said...

#82
seems to have shut Batya up for now
lmao

Anonymous said...

Unless I have a metric shit-ton of produce, I prefer self-scanners.

I loooove that my Costco has self-scanner lanes. I'm in and outta there in a flash.

Rafalca said...

You people just don't understand the niceties of proper, civilized behavior.

Anonymous said...

Red Boots tried to call Typhus out on kissing a girl. Typhus seems to have decided to let that one go. I think that's the first time she hasn't latched on to something like a dog with a bone.

Anonymous said...

Rafalca,
Are you trying to be sarcastic or serious?

Anonymous said...

Typhus didn't want to touch the thread when she said she had a brother either. She ended up *having* to come back to it and backpeddle.

Anonymous said...

It's no secret that Karalynn Tyler is a flat out serial liar. It's quite obvious, actually.

Anonymous said...

So, do you suppose MrsTyphus' parents were too retarded to spell "Carolyn" or were they just trying out for Spechul Sneauxflayke status for their spawn?

Anonymous said...

Typhus is a total blog bitch. She pretended to answer Red Boots almost immediately after we started discussing it here. She is so deluded.

Anonymous said...

91..I can look at the spelling and pronounce it easily. I 100% she is a loon. But not so sure it came from her parents. I actually feel sorry for them truth be said.

Anonymous said...

typo; should read "I 100% agree she is a loon."

Anonymous said...

I finished my steam punk costume coconut01 733 22 4:46:40 PM

Fugly!

Anonymous said...

No wonder our students are so far behind the rest of the world.

They have asshats like Mrs. Tyler instead of real teachers.

I haz the sadz.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3182181&pg=1

Give it up aslan. It may not have been as egregious as people are making it out to be, but she definitely did say "you people."

Anonymous said...

I know 96, and what about old pea new name and *~*amanda*~*, not teacher I would want for my kids.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3181049

I thought that *j*ade (formally peamommyjade) was on disability for some kind of medical issue.

So, she can't work and has to collect disability, but she can participate and post incessantly (especially on FB) about CrossFit?

Anonymous said...

I don't think that's the same jade 99.

Anonymous said...

So many peas who oppose government handouts are the first to say go to your county for free vaccinations. Hippocrates!

Anonymous said...

Peas who oppose government handouts are the first to scream "HANDS OFF MY SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICARE!" Hippocrates!

Anonymous said...

"Weirdist"? Really? Fuck me but Peas are an ignorant pack of morons.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182206

I officially have a girl crush on SockMonkey.

Anonymous said...

Hippocrates was an ancient Greek physician who established the Hippocratic oath that doctors subscribe to.

I think the word you're looking for is hypocrites.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182092
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Dingbat's using a PLACEMAT... not a NAPKIN. Idiot.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182207

Who has the big signature that cindyupnorth is talking about?

Anonymous said...

"I would be gathering the troops at the HS and pitching a massive fit with our administration if someone was going to teach English at that level who had no idea what they were doing or how to do it! Truthfully, we have had teachers with only a year or two of experience as English teachers put into 11th and 12th grade spots and it has ALWAYS been met with major pushback from the very vocal parents and I don't know of any that were allowed to start in those grades." Shih Tzu Mommy

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OK So new teacher shouldn't be allowed to teach English at the 11th grade level, since it's so "VITAL for kids going into college with skills, grades and opportunities", I guess that means you have to teach some other grade English for years until you can handle teaching junior year English.

Shih Tzu Mommy sounds like a parent from Hell.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182171

Anonymous said...

105 - Its a joke. Someone on TwoPeas was calling other Peas Hippocrates instead of hypocrites.

Anonymous said...

105, the "hippocrates" thing is a reference to that epic scrap/hoard room thread on GS last weekend. Some troll tried to call people hypocrites and misspelled it hippocrates.

The thread has been deleted, or I would link it for you.

Anonymous said...

Yes,91 I think it's a speshulle way to spell Carolyn.

Anonymous said...

boycott teh looser Enghlish teachers!!
boycott teh looser Enghlish teachers!!

Anonymous said...

LOL Mrs T flips the convo to the faux 'outrage' of Michelle O & the kids vacationing.

Good thing Nancy Reagan didn't cost the taxpayers a dime for frivolous shit. Or that the SS didn't expend extreme resources trying to wrangle those drunk Bush twins.

Right?

Anonymous said...

@107, maybe Edgy Coolness?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3181934

WTF...some of the peas think its the responsibility of the homeowner to make sure the kids who were invited her her house behave?? Are you fucking kidding me? I don't have kids. If I invite you and your kids to my house, you better be damn sure its YOUR responsibility to make sure they behave. I'll provide them with stuff to do, but I'm not going to be their disciplinarian. If they fuck up my house, it's YOUR fault, not mine!

Anonymous said...

lmfao..11th grade is VITAL!!!!1!1! If your sneauxflakye does not know how to compose a paragraph in the English language by this point, it is ENTIRELY YOUR FUCKING FAULT FOR BEING A SHITTY PARENT. Get down of that fucking cross Shih Tzu Mommy, we're going to need the wood.

Anonymous said...

Hippocrates was an ancient Greek physician who established the Hippocratic oath that doctors subscribe to.

I think the word you're looking for is hypocrites.
July 19, 2012 6:20 PM
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No shit, #105. Keep up.

Anonymous said...

And Socrates was an ancient Greek philosopher who offed himself.

And so?

Are we expected to contribute random historical facts to the blog now?

:)

Anonymous said...

No shit 115, I don't invite people's kids to my house so that I have to watch them....dipshits...

Anonymous said...

Edgy, I'm sure you read here, so please pay attention to this: You've made good points on the Ann-Romney-is-a-rich-bitch thread and many others, but your ideas get lost. Why? Long ass posts, too many big smileys, and major run-on sentences. It gets annoying and people stop reading. Please correct your presentation so your message gets through.

Your signature is way too big, too. Cut it down to just one (I like the one with Rand Paul's awful toupee), and it will be much more attractive to readers.

Signed, a pea

Anonymous said...

Kendra serves visiting children Valium-spiked cookies and milk. Problem solved!

Anonymous said...

Edgy, I'm sure you read here, so please pay attention to this: You've made good points on the Ann-Romney-is-a-rich-bitch thread and many others, but your ideas get lost. Why? Long ass posts, too many big smileys, and major run-on sentences. It gets annoying and people stop reading. Please correct your presentation so your message gets through.

Your signature is way too big, too. Cut it down to just one (I like the one with Rand Paul's awful toupee), and it will be much more attractive to readers.

Signed, a pea

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This. You need to tone it down Edgy because you're on the verge of becoming the spittle-flecked Lynloon of the left. You make great points but they get lost in your delivery.

Anonymous said...

Mrs T would rather lie than present a cogent argument. She disgusts me.

Anonymous said...

Maybe I'm not paying attention, but I just noticed a pea called 'purplenightowl'. This isn't nightowl is it? Close enough that I wonder about imping.

Anonymous said...

Please point me to a copy of his B/C not the phoney one from his people and also not just a statement from the great state of Hawaii.
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Is khazlett Skybarf's twin? (Ann Romney thread.)



123, most of the wingnuts are like that. See: Skybarf, lynloon, too many others to name.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182255

Major bullshit here. Cue the outrage! First person to mention Obama's Death Panels(tm) gets bonus points!

Anonymous said...

Major bullshit here. Cue the outrage! First person to mention Obama's Death Panels(tm) gets bonus points!


Yep. Yep. And yep.

Anonymous said...

105 finally checking back in. OHH. NEVER MIND.

Anonymous said...

I really didn't need the mental image of some pea giving her husband roadhead. "that's why we have a big truck!" And then bragging about having sex in a moving car? Someone needs some attention!

Rafalca said...

HAHA SO MUCH FAIL.

It turns out that the business that R-money highlighted today as a Randian, pull yourself up by the bootstraps, no help, no govt, free market example of True American Capitalism(TM) actually relied on GOVERNMENT HELP to get the business going.

Suck on that Typhus.

Anonymous said...

The 'my uncle was euthanized' pea is ignoring the multiple posters who insist uncle would have to do it himself, and posting again that someone had power of attorney and must have done it that way. Do we think moron, troll, or what?

Anonymous said...

Is it true that Mitt’s fraternity nickname was Flounder?

Anonymous said...

Just more of the cognative dissonance that runs rampant over there. They desperately need to twist the facts to fit their narrow, paranoid, near-illiterate worldview.

Sick old uncle dies in the hospital = euthanisa conspiracy involving relatives, doctors, nurses, anesthesiologists, medical examiner, etc etc!

Crazyville, man.

Anonymous said...

also not just a statement from the great state of Hawaii.

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sounds like the rethuglicans are itching to kick Hawaii out of the union in retribution for validating the BC. When the Mitt the grits glommer gets in, they are gone. Two birds with one stone,,,too many damn slits anyhow.

Anonymous said...

Painting Obama as "other"(muslim, Kenyan, communist, socialist, uppity n!gger, etc) worked sooooo well 4 years ago.

Rush Lynloon Limbaugh said...

Leftist Usurper Barak Obama had Eric Holder and his DOJ goon squad frame and arrest Fred Willard to make people mistrust Willard Romney!

Anonymous said...

#124
Pretty sure they are different people. From the posts I've read PNO Doesn't seem to be uptight about TY notes like NOS is. The writing style of the two are not same at all.

Anonymous said...

I really didn't need the mental image of some pea giving her husband roadhead. "that's why we have a big truck!" And then bragging about having sex in a moving car? Someone needs some attention!
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I second that!People ought to just some things private.EWWWW!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mitt Romney pals around with serial rapists!!!!!!!1!!!

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/54519160-78/peterson-woman-allege-court.html.csp

Anonymous said...

The 'my uncle was euthanized' pea is ignoring the multiple posters who insist uncle would have to do it himself, and posting again that someone had power of attorney and must have done it that way. Do we think moron, troll, or what?
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The crazy runs deep in that one.

Anonymous said...

moran

Anonymous said...

This. You need to tone it down Edgy because you're on the verge of becoming the spittle-flecked Lynloon of the left.
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On the verge of? Have you missed the completely incoherent posts that are the norm with this one?

Anonymous said...

Edgy is a troll.

Anonymous said...

138 Anonymous said... 138

I really didn't need the mental image of some pea giving her husband roadhead. "that's why we have a big truck!" And then bragging about having sex in a moving car? Someone needs some attention!
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I second that!People ought to just some things private.EWWWW!!!!

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Figures it's sister bdsq who's bragging about stupid shit like that.

The three main things she seems to chime in on are 1, her hatred of Thanksgiving. 2, She has sex anywhere and everywhere, 2.5, she's older he's younger and 3 her fiancee killed himself. ps I am sorry she had to go through that.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Edgy is a troll, I think she's bi polar and doesn't like to take her meds. I think she loves the highs to much.

Anonymous said...

Verge???? Edgy jumped shark a long time ago - I can't read her crap - she gives liberals a bad name.

Anonymous said...

Gail OH: "Sounds like Obamacare to me and since I am going on senior age, I listen more to politics for older Americans and it is scary..."

From the euthanasia thread, looks like Gail OH wins the bonus points.

Anonymous said...

Oh and I don't usually wear my Crocs with my jeans either but I did once wear a lavender pair with a dressy purple crushed velvet ensemble with WIDE LEGGED pants at a party we gave at our home and I looked rather spiffy if I say so myself but I was comfortable and that is what mattered most.

Dear god no! How can anyone be edgy or cool dressed like that?

Anonymous said...

The next person to tell me "guns don't kill people" will be picking their teeth out of the back of their fucking throat. I am so fucking SICK of this shit.

Anonymous said...

The next person to tell me "guns don't kill people" will be picking their teeth out of the back of their fucking throat. I am so fucking SICK of this shit..

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Ditto.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182291
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Well, hell little lady! When the NRA is elected we'll ALL have guns so I'd probably bust a cap in someone's brain. It'll be that easy. Arm EVERYONE and we'll all be safe.

Anonymous said...

Funny, 151. Someone just answered that her "DH" would be "taking aim". Nice that we live in a world where taking another life is just that easy.

Anonymous said...

The next person to tell me "guns don't kill people" will be picking their teeth out of the back of their fucking throat. I am so fucking SICK of this shit.
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I'll hold your purse and earrings for you.

Gun advocates think we're still living in the wild fucking west and call-out gun fights in the center of town are the best way to handle things. Every civilized nation in the world has instituted strict gun control legislation except the US.

Anonymous said...

If "Angie's" husband were taking aim as law enforcement came through the door, he'd find a bullet in his head. In a situation like that, the police don't have time to take a head-count of "the good guys" or ask who has a carry license. People are fucking idiots.

Anonymous said...

People are fucking idiots

^^^ agreed

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182281

Why does she need *revenge* and why is she putting her eldest daughter in the middle of all of it? MOVE ON, MISSY. If you're so fucking happy why are you dwelling on a man so far back in your past?

Anonymous said...

KikiNickhole doesn't sound like she's over her first husband if she's crowing about "revenge" 20+ years later.

FFS, move on. If you truly had no feelings about him, you wouldn't waste your time typing out an epic post about him.

Anonymous said...

She's so fucking smug about it.

"Oh well! He must just HATE seeing how happy *I* am!!!"

Fuck off cunt.

Anonymous said...

She's so fucking smug about it.

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That's it right there. She is soooooo fucking smug about every.single.little.thing, he probably just doesn't want to look at another smug freaking remark.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he just gets sick of reading *so many* stupid posts from her.

Or maybe he's the one who has moved on.

Stupid kikinicole

Anonymous said...

KikiNichole and busypea are on the same level for me. I can't read either of their posts without a veiled smugness and pretentiousness around them.

Anonymous said...

I know this is going to sound super callous, and I feel horrible for the victims in Colorado (I too, am one that wants to punch someone when they say "guns don't kill people") but I hope the guy who did this is some right wing ditto head or is lashing out against his evangelical upbringing, anything to shut those frothers up for a change....

Anonymous said...

I know this is going to sound super callous, and I feel horrible for the victims in Colorado (I too, am one that wants to punch someone when they say "guns don't kill people") but I hope the guy who did this is some right wing ditto head or is lashing out against his evangelical upbringing, anything to shut those frothers up for a change....
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yeah because this isn't frothing.

Anonymous said...

The next person to tell me "guns don't kill people" will be picking their teeth out of the back of their fucking throat. I am so fucking SICK of this shit.

July 20, 2012 7:41 AM


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ITA.


Baseball, apple pie and assault weapons!

Anonymous said...

The NRA crowd's excuse for handing out* guns like candy is self-defense and the ability to stop some horrific massacre in progress.

Yet that NEVER seems to happen, does it????






* By 'handing out' I mean ginning up peoples fears and paranoia for profit.

Anonymous said...

did this is some right wing ditto head or is lashing out against his evangelical upbringing, anything to shut those frothers up for a change....

+++++


Drudge has already decree'd the shooter a Dem.

Anonymous said...

157 Anonymous said...

KikiNickhole doesn't sound like she's over her first husband if she's crowing about "revenge" 20+ years later.

FFS, move on. If you truly had no feelings about him, you wouldn't waste your time typing out an epic post about him.

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Yelp! She's still bitter that he cheated on her years ago and is still married to her ex-best friend. Glad to see her friends making shit up to tell her so she can feel good about herself.

Ted Nugent said...

The NRA crowd's excuse for handing out* guns like candy is self-defense and the ability to stop some horrific massacre in progress.

Yet that NEVER seems to happen, does it????


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That's because we don't have ENOUGH weaponry and armed civilians. Duh.

Now suck my dick.

Anonymous said...

I, too, am waiting to see an instance of a person with a concealed weapon (and permit, of course) stopping a tragedy like this.

Anonymous said...

Funny, that.

Anonymous said...

Honestly, I feel 100x safer in Mexico than I do here. At least in Mexico, I know what areas to avoid. Here, it's fucking everywhere.

Anonymous said...

That Batya chick must be a real blast at a party. Just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

The theatre was dark, there were smoke bombs, people running everywhere, he had a semi-automatic weapon, and a bullet proof vest. I would love to know how a person with a concealed weapon would have stopped this! More people would have probably been hurt.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182329
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Nothing. Absolutely NOTHING. Stay the fuck home and watch TV.

Anonymous said...

Maybe certain people should quit worrying so much about Islamic terrorists, muslims and creeping Sharia law and start worrying more about fucked-in-the-head white American dudes with a grudge and an arsenal.

Fuck.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3182334

M2 is really tring to stir the shitpot with this one.

Anonymous said...

ITA 175. But the same ones screaming for the "freedom" to own their guns are the type who would raise kids who do what that CO crazy did.

So many nutjobs out there.

Anonymous said...

I, too, am waiting to see an instance of a person with a concealed weapon (and permit, of course) stopping a tragedy like this.

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Well there's 579,272 (and counting) commenters on CNN.com saying that if they were there, they would have “taken out” the shooter. @@

Anonymous said...

What infuriates the hell out of me is the repubs lamenting the fact that help for mentally ill patients is so bad, and yet they go and vote for the assholes that don't want to do anything about it!! Makes me want to scream!

Anonymous said...

Any person with any sense would know a civilian should not point a gun at any time when police are involved. ESPECIALLY in this case, there was so much terror and chaos. The police aren't going to say "STOP! SHOW ME YOUR CONCEALED CARRY PERMIT!" They are just going to shoot to kill.

I appreciate what these gun toting freedom fighters are trying to say, really I do. But seriously, no one would have been able to stop him.

Anonymous said...

But something is seriously twisted in our culture that so many fetishize guns.

Anonymous said...

"I will likely not go to see this movie at all. Not because of any fear at all, but because there is no way I could watch it and not think about those poor people. I'd be crying for them throughout the film.

They will always be linked in my mind."

Drama much?

SMH

Anonymous said...

All the concealed-carry tough guys/girls were cowering on the floor like everyone else.

Anonymous said...

ATHENA WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE SHOOTER OUT!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, sure she would have. Along with Kath and the other nutjob "conservatives"

Anonymous said...

Right, because it would be so easy to target the guy wearing the bullet proof vest and helmet in a dark theater filled with smoke.....

Anonymous said...

182, I'm sure that Pea had no problem watching the movie Titanic though...

Anonymous said...

LMAO 187.

Anonymous said...

Hell, we've had several mall shootings here over the years. Everyone dives for cover, the shooter walks down the mall corridor firing away and yet no cowboy savior manages to even get a shot off in response much less take the sooter out.

The Second Amendment Cowboys are fucking shitting their pants under a rounder like the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

As Lynloon said last time there was a thread on gun violence: if the guy wanted to kill people, he would have found a way. It doesn't matter if it was a gun or knife.

See? Lynloon knows best. If the nut had a knife, the carnage would have been exactly the same. Don't you feel better?

Anonymous said...

WTF is with the peas watching crappy reality shows? I used to wonder what idiots watched the Kardashian, toddler paegent, and Real Housewife kind of drivel.

Of course, it's a huge % of the peas.

Anonymous said...

Reading the pea comments on the theater shooting thread reminds me of a line from M*A*S*H:

"Hot Lips you incredible nincompoop"

Anonymous said...

the repubs lamenting the fact that help for mentally ill patients is so bad, and yet they go and vote for the assholes that don't want to do anything about it!!

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This.

Also: Reagan was the one who slashed budgets for mental hospitals and dumped literally hordes of mentally ill people onto the streets.

It was a fucking travesty.

Anonymous said...

Short of locking up the crazies, what can really be done to keep them from doing shit like this?

Nothing.

Anonymous said...

In the GREATEST COUNTRY EVER! there are three times as many people with diagnosable/diagnosed mental illness incarcerated as are hospitalized.

The Corrections Corporation of America thanks you.

http://www.cca.com/

Anonymous said...

Nothing.

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Tell me this is snark.

Asslan said...

James Holmes was just standing his ground!

Anonymous said...

Here's a mentor for the wingnuts of the pod. A Texas congressman says the Colorado shootings are a result of "ongoing attacks on Judeo-Christian beliefs."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/louie-gohmert-aurora-shootings_n_1689099.html

Anonymous said...

Right, because nothing says Judeo-Christian activity like a midnight showing of Batman!!

Anonymous said...

Since the crazy population seems to be growing exponentially, there really doesn't seem to be a viable solution for how to deal with all the nutjobs.

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