Lowrent must have sensed she'd wake up two hours later wearing an Elizabethan collar and a microchip. --------------------------------------------------------- Mental image!
HAVING a blog = SHOWING. Whether she links her blog or not. I'm not the one who posted the link, but I'm sure finding it didn't require a FOIA subpoena.
Who was the Pea that adopted a sibling pair last year sometime? She posted on her blog for awhile but I lost the link. It was a boy/girl pair I think. ????
Asslam was back at the Pod posting furiously on the Affordable Care Act thread yesterday. She disappeared for awhile after Georgie and his wife got nailed for lying about their money.
Expect her to be defending George's honor once more.
27Anonymous said... 27 Asslam was back at the Pod posting furiously on the Affordable Care Act thread yesterday. She disappeared for awhile after Georgie and his wife got nailed for lying about their money.
Expect her to be defending George's honor once more.
Look! We had a Aslam break on the blog! I doubt the blog bitch was on vacation though. She's furiously posting on the blog today! (let the countdown begin)
She was on vacation...don't you remember her "woe is me" post about not being able to find gas on the way home from her vacation that she had to cut short because a grandmother died, and they weren't going to be able to get back in time because of all the power outages and stuff along the route home.....poor poor baby....
Rainbow has nothing to worry about. By the time homicidal robots take over the US, the brainiac will be long dead from eating her own eyeshadow, having mistaken it one day for food.
Elannah, I don't know what to say to you. I've given you a pass before when others have called you an "attention seeking whore". But honestly? Honey you need to get a grip. You really do act like you cannot handle ANYTHING. If life is that hard for you, that you cannot handle any conflict or the daily normal 9 to 5 trappings of life, then go get HELP. Please, quit posting your pathetic PVM posts and desperate vents and grow a damn spine woman. Oh, and be sure to proudly post that your dipshit ass was blasted here on the blog. Idiot.
Shit like this annoys me. How the fuck are we supposed to know where you keep your crap? =========== Me too. I also hate requests for how to organize a space with no details at all given.
I've been on time for my hairdresser for 8 years, on St Patrick's Day I left my umbrella at church (friday service), I went back to get it because it matched my raincoat but the church was locked to keep out homeless people. Half an hour went by while they tried to locate someone to open the church, never got my umbrella and I was 30 min late to my hair appointment which made her 30 min late for the rest of her day. -------------------------------------------
All because she needed the umbrella that matched her raincoat? Tell me she's making that up. I'd like to smack some sense into her.
July 4, 2012 6:33 PM 45Anonymous said... 45 Asslam, Lynloon...just variations of the same person....
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So true.
July 4, 2012 6:41 PM
No, they're not. Aslan and Lynlam do not have the same nickname. Someone is confused!
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Hey, moron...
Learn how to read. "Variations of the same person" is a reference to how similar Asslam & Lynloon are. That sentence does NOT mean that they are the same person.
FFS. The OP needs hand-wringing, alcohol, calming down time and ice cream all the while people are trying to provide her some facts. I'd have fired her ass, too.
61Anonymous said... 61 July 4, 2012 6:33 PM 45Anonymous said... 45 Asslam, Lynloon...just variations of the same person....
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So true.
July 4, 2012 6:41 PM
No, they're not. Aslan and Lynlam do not have the same nickname. Someone is confused!
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Hey, moron...
Learn how to read. "Variations of the same person" is a reference to how similar Asslam & Lynloon are. That sentence does NOT mean that they are the same person.
Jesus fucking christ.
Some of you are so dense.
July 5, 2012 3:34 AM
Hey Hostile blog stalker, you need to learn to read. It *SAYS* *SAME PERSON*.
You are one to call someone dense.
If *YOU* wrote it this is even better! *SOMEONE* had them confused (see previous comments of her being on vacation).
Want to go a few more rounds? I don't, you're boring and as dumb as they come. Have a blast by yourself!
Learn how to read. "Variations of the same person" is a reference to how similar Asslam & Lynloon are. That sentence does NOT mean that they are the same person.
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1st sentence: No it's not. 2nd sentence: Yes it did.
45 here....as well as the one who confused Asslam with Lynloon in the first place, and yes, I DID mean that they are so much a like that they are basically the same person, which is why I got them confused in the first place. They are just variations of the same TYPE OF person.
SO, 63, as it turns out, you ARE the dumbass that 61 pointed you out to be. Sorry.
47 here - sorry, not anyone that anyone notices on the pod. Just feel left out by my friends and family, and I promise I'm not dependant on a message board, just venting somewhere no one I know irl looks.....
Anyone know where I can sign to get on the Granny Death Panels? Cuz I have a few old biddies in mind... ---------- The best part about the panic over death panels is that insurance companies have been doing it for years for people of all ages. People are so ignorant.
45 here....as well as the one who confused Asslam with Lynloon in the first place, and yes, I DID mean that they are so much a like that they are basically the same person, which is why I got them confused in the first place. They are just variations of the same TYPE OF person.
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The rest of us got what you were trying to say. 63 needs an IEP.
Tried to make sense of RainbowCrapper's screaming. It appears she's dirt poor and can't afford the insurance. Under the original healthcare law she would've benefited from the Medicaid expansion. You know, the part the conservative judges threw out.
But she'll keep voting Teabagger. It's official: It really does hurt to be that stupid.
There is a waiver for financial hardship so Rainbow can keep being poor and uninsured and not pay the penalty. I don't know why no one has mentioned it to her yet other than they find her tantrums entertaining.
65Anonymous said... 65 45 here....as well as the one who confused Asslam with Lynloon in the first place, and yes, I DID mean that they are so much a like that they are basically the same person, which is why I got them confused in the first place. They are just variations of the same TYPE OF person.
SO, 63, as it turns out, you ARE the dumbass that 61 pointed you out to be. Sorry.
July 5, 2012 5:57 AM
FFS! So next time you post everyone has to assume what you meant? There are at least two dumbasses on this board and they're not 63.
Busypea has been mentioned before as being a know-it-all. It's starting to annoy me now too. I mean every single thread? She needs to change her avatar to a stick instead of a kid.
47 here - sorry, not anyone that anyone notices on the pod. Just feel left out by my friends and family, and I promise I'm not dependant on a message board, just venting somewhere no one I know irl looks.....
Tried to make sense of RainbowCrapper's screaming. It appears she's dirt poor and can't afford the insurance. Under the original healthcare law she would've benefited from the Medicaid expansion. You know, the part the conservative judges threw out.
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Really is puzzling when people on SS, disability, Medicaid/Medicare, unemployment, WIC etc etc start screaming about the evils of socialism/socialized medicine.
When I see that, the person immediately get bumped down to 'idiot' status.
Ann Romney's dressage horse has more and better health care than Rainbowcrapper ever will.'
And I'm sure Rainbowcrapper will absolutely have no problem with that being true and would defend it with her dying breath. After all, the Romney's earned their money, they should be able to do with it what they please.
Christ, I hate how LTO has appointed herself board police and thread moderator. She sticks her big long nose into every argument or discussion, and passes off her opinion as fact.
Then she expects everyone to kiss her ring like she's the fucking pope.
After all, the Romney's earned their money, they should be able to do with it what they please.
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True. Inherited some, made some by raiding and plundering distressed companies and their workforces, made the rest by evading US taxes via offshore accounts and $77,000 dressage horse tax write-offs. A true conservative hero.
BTW, where's Romneys tax returns? What is he hiding?
123Anonymous said... 123 There is criticizing and then there is insanity 87 has crossed the line. I think comments like those need to be off limits too.
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She was JOKING. Yeah it was tasteless but let's not get all pearl-clutchy here. -----
Yep. Was it callous and tasteless? Yes. But there's a difference between that and an actual death threat.
July 5, 2012 9:51 PM
Actually it wasn't a death *threat* it was a death wish. Whoever wrote that crap wants her to commit suicide. Seriously? It's beyond deranged to think that shit, let alone type it somewhere!
GrinningCat - shouldn't have come back to that thread - her first post was so over the top it was funny - her second post just made her sound like an idiot
scrap4maddie Sometimes you harm the cause more than you help. PeaNut 175985 - November 2004 Posts: 11770 Layouts: 33 Loc: Buffalo NY Posted: 7/5/2012 5:15:13 PM -
I have 1 I wear all the time. I have bog boobs so I have to wear a bra and it some dresses the boobs just don't look right. I am still looking for more.
Georgiapea is a vile old hag. ----------------------------- VERY TRUE Starting a post just to dig at someone is low. Yes, the post about the bug in the lettuce was dumb, but really? What an attention hoard.
Someone on the end of that "dress" thread had it right - Grinning Cat has been posting about the same shit for over a decade. I was a Pea from the get-go, which I think was like 1998 or 1999, and she was doing it back then.
She gets infuriated at anything that is typically associated with females. Dresses, heels, makeup, marriage, dating, the color pink, shopping, chick flicks, romantic comedies, any of it.
She's such a dumbass. She does have a point sometimes, but no one takes her seriously because of how insane she gets over all this crap. She has the biggest chip on her shoulder I've ever seen. I agree with some stuff she points out, but I would never publically agree with her b/c I don't want people thinking I'm as anti-anything-female like she is.
She asked to have the thread pulled just to hide her utter foolishness. What a fucking pussy. ---------------- When will peas learn that pulling a thread has the opposite of its intended effect?
I can't take NoSliver seriously since her ACA = Nazi diarrhea the other day. ---------------- I didn't realize anyone *ever* took her seriously. She's always been a joke.
LOL, true. But geez does she get her ass kissed over at the Pod. She pretends to speak with this tissue-thin veneer of impartiality and people seem to buy it. But her remarks the other day defending the whole Nazi = Obama or anything Obama-related were so over the top, even for her.
GrinningCat wasn't boo hooing-she came back all obnoxious and twunty.
She deserved every bit of flak she got and then some. She's a nightmare. _____________
She is so goddamned miserable all of the time. I don't understand her motivation for posting because no one is every going to validate her shit. ___________________________________
I thought BF's comment to her was pretty hilarious.
Aren't you in media. Or a photographer. Or a chef. (You've posted about so many different things, it's hard to keep up with whatever very active job you must have that makes wearing a dress impossible). ________________________________________
I've always wondered if she's so anti-female everything wtf is she doing hanging out on a scrapbooking website? I've suspected she was nothing but an irritating troll for years.
Should I send a condolence card to the family of someone I didn't really know? (Paraphrase)
Their answer "Yes.
If you killed them and are pleading not guilty. Probably also if you wished death on them, and maybe if you use the condolence card as a chance to sell something or talk about yourself.
So CheleOh's ex has a Masarati and a sailboat but he can't afford to pay for her son's tuition? Hmmmmm? Yes, I know the Hambeast story but it sounds like her ex is being a dick.
Is anybody else hoping that Romney is as lame at choosing a running mate as McCain was? It would be nice if Mittens chose someone as dumb as Sarah Palin, so the last few months of Romney's campaign could be spent watching it implode.
Still can't believe that Chele hadn't gotten divorced after all this time, and worse, didn't have anything in writing. She's so screwed. And by not protecting her kids, they'll be screwed as well.
Judging by all the wingnut frothing and hysteria, they are very worried about Obama's chances for re-election.
They should be. Mittens is almost as bad of a nominee as McCain was.
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The only candidate I was worried about was Huntsman, but as soon as all the wingnuts began loudly jeering at him and his campaign, it was clear he wouldn't get far.
Chele IS screwed but she's being overly dramatic about the kids. They were both over 18 when the divorce happened, so honestly neither of them should expect a penny from the father. Ethics aside, he did WAAAAAAAAY more for them (and HER especially) than he had to legally.
What I don't get is how someone who was doing as well as he was - sailboat, Maserati, 2nd home, lots of extra payments to her and the kids, penthouse...how is he doing SO BADLY all of a sudden that he is suddenly too bad off to pay for freaking insurance.
I mean I'm probably close to poverty level but I can scrape stuff together to make sure we have insurance. It's like one of the basics.
160Anonymous said... 160 Is anybody else hoping that Romney is as lame at choosing a running mate as McCain was? It would be nice if Mittens chose someone as dumb as Sarah Palin, so the last few months of Romney's campaign could be spent watching it implode.
July 6, 2012 2:35 PM
Can't you go find a political board to post on? I'm sure there's one out there. Oh wait, it's probably not anonymous. No way would you want to attach your name to anything.
Does anyone remember anything about this OP? I keep thinking that she's been troll-y or done some shit-stirring, but I can't remember why. I'm not a spreadsheet keeper
The new wife is saying "You're paying how much for what to your ex and kids with NO court order?!??". "You're a fool. That's going to STOP right NOW,"
Honestly. Can you imagine if the new wife was a pea and the new hubby was forking out money to his ex and over18 kids? All of Peadom would be on the new wife's side and encourage her to put her foot down and demand that the hubby cut off the ex and kids, pronto!
He's not legally obligated, so it's great if he does, but Chele should have been more responsible. She's not entitled to any more than other people get-especially when she was stupid enough not to do things in writing. She could and should have been saving for their education, just like all the other perfect peas.
176 here. I never said they were greedy. I just think without legal documentation, Chele and kids don't have a legal foot to stand on.
The fact that he *was* voluntarily paying for so much was very admirable. BUT....and here it is....a big HOWEVER.......there is now a new wife who more than likely is not in favor of him continuing making payments he is NOT LEGALLY obligated to pay.
Should he continue to pay for the kids education? It certainly would be a good thing to do (if he can afford it). I think it's sad that he has pulled the rug out from underneath them without any warning. But it doesn't surprise me. Chele was very naive to think that financial arrangement would go on forever.
Could someone explain why the OP mentioned the son was Autistic? All kids out grow most of their toys. Why even mention the autism? Did he not out grow them until he was 18?
Totally agree with #176. Obviously the new wife doesn't want all the $$$ going to the ex and his college age kids. I feel bad for the kid because he's in engineering school which is very difficult and doesn't leave much time for working. Chelle should pay her own insurance, etc. but I hope he comes through for the kid.
Can't believe all the peas telling autistic kid's mom to keep the trains. They're at least $15 each new and worth half that used. Why keep them? Next thing you know you're on Hoarders.
I cracked up. And because Typhus will have it erased:
Froth drip on hosebags (me, TYphus, and l'Urine, skyfart)\ And whiskers on oldhags (noSliver), Riiii-ight-wing crazies and warm drooling Mittens, (cuz of his brain damage) Brown paper packages tied up with strings delivering porno wiff my favorite things!
Greasy fried tater tots and crisp apple strudels fat-filled sawsage and Suzanne's greasy cookie balls and schnitzel with noodles (wtf that is, a designer breed?) flocks of Wild deep-fried gizzards that fly right into her mouf, This is what keeps Typhus fed for a whole hour! (at least she can't talk while she's chowin')
Men in white dresses with pointed hoods on their headz flakes of white powder that snort up my nose and eye lashes NoSliver's crazy rantings that never make sense unless your comparing the ACA and nazis!
When the hogs fight and she can't eat at the govermint teet Skybarf remembers another dis-a-bill-it-tee
lynloon lynlamsanity no matter my name i'll keep blamin and frothin without any shame real thoughts that try-eye to enter my head are so scared of my brain they fly out to the shed.
She be revin up the Impala and swillin some hooch don't pee on my carpet or I'll discard my pooch hatin on ev-ree-one faa-ar and wide you are a idjit if you don't take l'Urine's side!
The LORD is my excuse; though I still much want. He maketh me to lie down with green toenails, he leadeth me beside the warm soapy waters and pedicures, but I still refuse to bathe my feet. He restoreth only my soles: he leadeth me in the paths of uber self righteousness for PVM’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Peas, I will fear only the blog: for thou art with me; thy attention and thy ego stroking peas, they comfort me. Thou preparest a self serving thread before me in the presence of mine pea enemies and I come back for more: I just never learn. Thou anointest my head with good sense and humility; but it runneth over and is wasted. Surely delusions of self importance and Lamisil shall follow me all the days of my life, as well as perpetual complaints about my kids teachers, and I will dwell in the house of Peadom for ever.
No dog in this fight, but I don't think it's the least bit funny, just dumb. And since someone has to say it, whoever wrote that drivel has way too much time on her hands.
200 comments:
Holy crap
L'Urine is a despicable gas bag. And FURST!
Crap. Second and turd instead.
I agree about L'Urine but...yer not furst.
FYI: Mrs. Typhus' blog, aka "Everything is really, really great!!!"
http://karalynnmtyler.blogspot.com/
Enjoy!
That's one fucking BORING blog ya got goin' there, Typhus.
Lowrent must have sensed she'd wake up two hours later wearing an Elizabethan collar and a microchip.
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Mental image!
If Typhus is the one who took those photos on her blog--somebody needs to tell her they suck. Headache inducing.
What is up with the photos of the food? Is she showing us that she is not above feeding her kids dried out carrots? Ugh.
I guess L'Urine's optometrist already knows that she is a bitch. She probably reeks of sulfur.
9Anonymous said... 9 What is up with the photos of the food? Is she showing us that she is not above feeding her kids dried out carrots? Ugh.
July 3, 2012 8:36 PM
I'm sure she didn't link her blog so she wasn't showing *US* anything.
I lol'd at the mental image of L'Urine wearing THE CONE OF SHAME!!
Poor Lurine...if she wears the cone, she can't suck on her own yeasty teets.
HAVING a blog = SHOWING. Whether she links her blog or not. I'm not the one who posted the link, but I'm sure finding it didn't require a FOIA subpoena.
Who was the Pea that adopted a sibling pair last year sometime? She posted on her blog for awhile but I lost the link. It was a boy/girl pair I think. ????
Wasn't that jerzygirl? She posts every once in a while.
14 = LOUD MOUTH
OMG! Classic picture of Lauren from 2010!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HMxcX1GHpQc/TWSVPY5SfdI/AAAAAAAAAE0/mxi-GS8itwo/s1600/s02e06_troll_02_1.jpg
Would make a perfect new avatar!
Mrs T's kids are really cute.
Unlike some of the peas posting, I knew about these, however, I could have done without the extreme detail in some of those posts.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3090694&pg=1
#19 = Mrs. T
When will Jill post her dozen or so photos of her kids on that thread that WingNut started..... any minute?
Happy 4th, Bitches!
Backatcha, bitch!! :)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3179105
Wow, Casey (Found Not Guilty) Anthony and George Zimmerman in the same thread. Should be interesting.
#25..they will most likely start a s/o "who would you rather live next to, Casey or George?" post next. LMAO
Asslam was back at the Pod posting furiously on the Affordable Care Act thread yesterday. She disappeared for awhile after Georgie and his wife got nailed for lying about their money.
Expect her to be defending George's honor once more.
27Anonymous said... 27 Asslam was back at the Pod posting furiously on the Affordable Care Act thread yesterday. She disappeared for awhile after Georgie and his wife got nailed for lying about their money.
Expect her to be defending George's honor once more.
July 4, 2012 9:22 AM
It's summer; vacation maybe?
Look! We had a Aslam break on the blog! I doubt the blog bitch was on vacation though. She's furiously posting on the blog today! (let the countdown begin)
She was on vacation...don't you remember her "woe is me" post about not being able to find gas on the way home from her vacation that she had to cut short because a grandmother died, and they weren't going to be able to get back in time because of all the power outages and stuff along the route home.....poor poor baby....
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3179059
Shit like this annoys me. How the fuck are we supposed to know where you keep your crap?
27 Anonymous said...
Asslam... Expect her to be defending George's honor once more.
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Reading comprehension, it's a good thing.
30, that was lynlam, not aslan.
Is blogger in German for everyone or is it just me?
The healthcare = genocide meme is taking off. Rainbowcrapper is predicting everyone to be shipped off to camps soon.
Asslan has fans!
Is NoSliver's brain made of oatmeal?
It's only 1 PM here and Kendra is already half-drunk and has her bikini top off in the pool.
Rainbow has nothing to worry about. By the time homicidal robots take over the US, the brainiac will be long dead from eating her own eyeshadow, having mistaken it one day for food.
Elannah, I don't know what to say to you. I've given you a pass before when others have called you an "attention seeking whore". But honestly? Honey you need to get a grip. You really do act like you cannot handle ANYTHING. If life is that hard for you, that you cannot handle any conflict or the daily normal 9 to 5 trappings of life, then go get HELP. Please, quit posting your pathetic PVM posts and desperate vents and grow a damn spine woman. Oh, and be sure to proudly post that your dipshit ass was blasted here on the blog. Idiot.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3179133
How many threads will there be of Pea's griping about something that happened today?
35Anonymous said... 35 Asslan has fans!
July 4, 2012 11:06 AM
and a stalker!
I wonder how Lowrent's yeasty boobs are doing in this heat. On second thought, I think I'll go puke instead.
What made maryann finally stop her game threads?
Asslam, Lynloon...just variations of the same person....
Asslam, Lynloon...just variations of the same person....
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So true.
Shit like this annoys me. How the fuck are we supposed to know where you keep your crap?
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Me too. I also hate requests for how to organize a space with no details at all given.
Sometimes I wonder what I've done that was so bad that no one likes me.
47 maybe you just smell bad or have bad breath.
47, you're not EllaPea are you??
The healthcare = genocide meme is taking off. Rainbowcrapper is predicting everyone to be shipped off to camps soon.
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Crazy nutbags. I'm embarrassed for them.
47, stop being so dependent on a message board full of women you will never meet.
The healthcare = genocide meme is taking off. Rainbowcrapper is predicting everyone to be shipped off to camps soon.
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Job creation, bitches!
I wonder how Lowrent's yeasty boobs are doing in this heat. On second thought, I think I'll go puke instead.
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Well you were the one who brought up her tits.
I am sure they never crossed anyone else's mind
today.
I've been on time for my hairdresser for 8 years, on St Patrick's Day I left my umbrella at church (friday service), I went back to get it because it matched my raincoat but the church was locked to keep out homeless people. Half an hour went by while they tried to locate someone to open the church, never got my umbrella and I was 30 min late to my hair appointment which made her 30 min late for the rest of her day.
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All because she needed the umbrella that matched her raincoat? Tell me she's making that up. I'd like to smack some sense into her.
"First they gave healthcare to the Jews, but I didn't speak up, because I was uninsured and had a preexisting condition...."
LMAO!
Anyone know where I can sign to get on the Granny Death Panels? Cuz I have a few old biddies in mind...
My neighbors dog wont shut the fuck up and fireworks stopped hours ago.
I literally lol'd 57! I have a few in mind, too :)
44Anonymous said... 44 Asslam, Lynloon...just variations of the same person....
July 4, 2012 6:33 PM
45Anonymous said... 45 Asslam, Lynloon...just variations of the same person....
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So true.
July 4, 2012 6:41 PM
No, they're not. Aslan and Lynlam do not have the same nickname. Someone is confused!
July 4, 2012 6:33 PM
45Anonymous said... 45 Asslam, Lynloon...just variations of the same person....
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So true.
July 4, 2012 6:41 PM
No, they're not. Aslan and Lynlam do not have the same nickname. Someone is confused!
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Hey, moron...
Learn how to read. "Variations of the same person" is a reference to how similar Asslam & Lynloon are. That sentence does NOT mean that they are the same person.
Jesus fucking christ.
Some of you are so dense.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3179009
FFS. The OP needs hand-wringing, alcohol, calming down time and ice cream all the while people are trying to provide her some facts. I'd have fired her ass, too.
61Anonymous said... 61 July 4, 2012 6:33 PM
45Anonymous said... 45 Asslam, Lynloon...just variations of the same person....
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So true.
July 4, 2012 6:41 PM
No, they're not. Aslan and Lynlam do not have the same nickname. Someone is confused!
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Hey, moron...
Learn how to read. "Variations of the same person" is a reference to how similar Asslam & Lynloon are. That sentence does NOT mean that they are the same person.
Jesus fucking christ.
Some of you are so dense.
July 5, 2012 3:34 AM
Hey Hostile blog stalker, you need to learn to read. It *SAYS* *SAME PERSON*.
You are one to call someone dense.
If *YOU* wrote it this is even better! *SOMEONE* had them confused (see previous comments of her being on vacation).
Want to go a few more rounds? I don't, you're boring and as dumb as they come. Have a blast by yourself!
Learn how to read. "Variations of the same person" is a reference to how similar Asslam & Lynloon are. That sentence does NOT mean that they are the same person.
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1st sentence: No it's not.
2nd sentence: Yes it did.
Do you talk to people like that? You must be #47.
45 here....as well as the one who confused Asslam with Lynloon in the first place, and yes, I DID mean that they are so much a like that they are basically the same person, which is why I got them confused in the first place. They are just variations of the same TYPE OF person.
SO, 63, as it turns out, you ARE the dumbass that 61 pointed you out to be. Sorry.
* alike...oops
***Kiki's here***
47 here - sorry, not anyone that anyone notices on the pod. Just feel left out by my friends and family, and I promise I'm not dependant on a message board, just venting somewhere no one I know irl looks.....
Take it to post secret :P
Anyone know where I can sign to get on the Granny Death Panels? Cuz I have a few old biddies in mind...
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The best part about the panic over death panels is that insurance companies have been doing it for years for people of all ages. People are so ignorant.
45 here....as well as the one who confused Asslam with Lynloon in the first place, and yes, I DID mean that they are so much a like that they are basically the same person, which is why I got them confused in the first place. They are just variations of the same TYPE OF person.
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The rest of us got what you were trying to say. 63 needs an IEP.
Tried to make sense of RainbowCrapper's screaming. It appears she's dirt poor and can't afford the insurance. Under the original healthcare law she would've benefited from the Medicaid expansion. You know, the part the conservative judges threw out.
But she'll keep voting Teabagger. It's official: It really does hurt to be that stupid.
Does that make 63 a speshul snoeflayke?
Lynlam is going batshit crazy on the Obamacare thread now. She says it is not an exaggeration to compare the ACA to the Nazis.
There is a waiver for financial hardship so Rainbow can keep being poor and uninsured and not pay the penalty. I don't know why no one has mentioned it to her yet other than they find her tantrums entertaining.
65Anonymous said... 65 45 here....as well as the one who confused Asslam with Lynloon in the first place, and yes, I DID mean that they are so much a like that they are basically the same person, which is why I got them confused in the first place. They are just variations of the same TYPE OF person.
SO, 63, as it turns out, you ARE the dumbass that 61 pointed you out to be. Sorry.
July 5, 2012 5:57 AM
FFS! So next time you post everyone has to assume what you meant? There are at least two dumbasses on this board and they're not 63.
73Anonymous said... 73 Does that make 63 a speshul snoeflayke?
July 5, 2012 7:53 AM
You're trying to hard; walk away.
Busypea has been mentioned before as being a know-it-all. It's starting to annoy me now too. I mean every single thread? She needs to change her avatar to a stick instead of a kid.
76 sez...
"FFS! So next time you post everyone has to assume what you meant? There are at least two dumbasses on this board and they're not 63."
Um, no. See, SMART people completely understood what was said from the beginning and didn't have to assume anything. Go FFS somewhere else, dumbass.
47 here - sorry, not anyone that anyone notices on the pod. Just feel left out by my friends and family, and I promise I'm not dependant on a message board, just venting somewhere no one I know irl looks.....
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fuck them all. Go live your life. The only person you need to make you happy is you.
Solitude
Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone.
For the sad old earth must borrow it's mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
Sing, and the hills will answer;
Sigh, it is lost on the air.
The echoes bound to a joyful sound,
But shrink from voicing care.
Rejoice, and men will seek you;
Grieve, and they turn and go.
They want full measure of all your pleasure,
But they do not need your woe.
Be glad, and your friends are many;
Be sad, and you lose them all.
There are none to decline your nectared wine,
But alone you must drink life's gall.
Feast, and your halls are crowded;
Fast, and the world goes by.
Succeed and give, and it helps you live,
But no man can help you die.
There is room in the halls of pleasure
For a long and lordly train,
But one by one we must all file on
Through the narrow aisles of pain.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Tried to make sense of RainbowCrapper's screaming. It appears she's dirt poor and can't afford the insurance. Under the original healthcare law she would've benefited from the Medicaid expansion. You know, the part the conservative judges threw out.
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Really is puzzling when people on SS, disability, Medicaid/Medicare, unemployment, WIC etc etc start screaming about the evils of socialism/socialized medicine.
When I see that, the person immediately get bumped down to 'idiot' status.
There is a waiver for financial hardship so Rainbow can keep
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Doesn't matter. All that matters is THE SHERIFF IS A NIG-*CLANG*!!!
Thanks, 80. I appreciate hearing that and reading the poem. Much more realistic than the tripe I'd read at the pod.
Ann Romney's dressage horse has more and better health care than Rainbowcrapper ever will.
79Anonymous said... 79 76 sez...
"FFS! So next time you post everyone has to assume what you meant? There are at least two dumbasses on this board and they're not 63."
Um, no. See, SMART people completely understood what was said from the beginning and didn't have to assume anything. Go FFS somewhere else, dumbass.
July 5, 2012 9:31 AM
Um, go somewhere else? You're so cool going on and on Mrs T style. You have to attack every person that tells you how stupid you are?
What a dumb thread compwalla
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3179264
87Anonymous said... 87 If we're lucky, lynloon will blow her brains out when obama is elected in November!
July 5, 2012 11:34 AM
That's some psycho shit right there! Take your meds!
87 Anonymous said...
If we're lucky, lynloon will blow her brains out when obama is elected in November!
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You have real problems.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3179284
This is going to be fantastic.
I especially love that it's a "I feed my family only organic, of course" snob instead of one of us lowly types of moms.
So Jane, are you going to delete 88 and 91? Or are those that different from my saying they weren't THAT cute?
Mrs T's kids are really cute.
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Gingers are not cute!
Dont' be a fucking asshole. No bringing kids into it here anyway, even if you are that much of a jerk to think that way.
There are a lot of People who are beautiful, at least they were before they open their mouths.
*opened
Doesn't matter. All that matters is THE SHERIFF IS A NIG-*CLANG*!!!
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You have to understand, these are simple, hard working people, the salt of the Earth...... you know.......Morons
Ann Romney's dressage horse has more and better health care than Rainbowcrapper ever will.
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So very true. And even though I can't stand Rainbow, that fact is unbelievably depressing.
Ann Romney's dressage horse has more and better health care than Rainbowcrapper ever will.'
And I'm sure Rainbowcrapper will absolutely have no problem with that being true and would defend it with her dying breath. After all, the Romney's earned their money, they should be able to do with it what they please.
Christ, I hate how LTO has appointed herself board police and thread moderator. She sticks her big long nose into every argument or discussion, and passes off her opinion as fact.
Then she expects everyone to kiss her ring like she's the fucking pope.
Who is LTO?
If we're lucky, lynloon will blow her brains out when obama is elected in November!
^^^^^^
That's some fucked up shit.
Signed,
Dirty fucking hippy commie liberal
101 here..never mind on the who LTO is...I know of whom you speaking now. I hate when I have a brain freeze.
If we're lucky, lynloon will blow her brains out when obama is elected in November!
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Wow, I will agree that she is a nut. But to wish death on her is going too far; makes you so much worse than she is.
After all, the Romney's earned their money, they should be able to do with it what they please.
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True. Inherited some, made some by raiding and plundering distressed companies and their workforces, made the rest by evading US taxes via offshore accounts and $77,000 dressage horse tax write-offs. A true conservative hero.
BTW, where's Romneys tax returns? What is he hiding?
Sweeeeet! I know what I'm getting Pineapple for Xmas! The 24 x 36 should fit nicely over her soaking tub....
http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/art/Ronald-Reagan-Riding-a-Velociraptor-312025579
Anyone know where I can sign to get on the Granny Death Panels? Cuz I have a few old biddies in mind...
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Me too! Where do I sign up???
93Anonymous said... 93 So Jane, are you going to delete 88 and 91? Or are those that different from my saying they weren't THAT cute?
July 5, 2012 12:00 PM
Oh you're such a rebel! Are you really trying to get Jane to delete you? LMAO!!!
I deleted the comments.
Remember, we don't talk about pea kids. That's it. It's not a difficult concept.
It's sad when a blog troll has to take the kid route to get attention!
Jane? Are you leaving the death wishes?
Huh?
There is criticizing and then there is insanity 87 has crossed the line. I think comments like those need to be off limits too.
If death wishes are ok at the pod, it's hard to get riled about them here.
I agree with 114. Plenty of peas are just fine and dandy with Latrine's death wishes. Why would they be upset with them here?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3179351
OMG rachag03 wth would someone steal your photo? The photomark looks stupid.
There is criticizing and then there is insanity 87 has crossed the line. I think comments like those need to be off limits too.
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She was JOKING. Yeah it was tasteless but let's not get all pearl-clutchy here.
Rachag looks old. Isn't she only 30 or so? I'd have guessed more like 40.
Well,IMO it's not "funny" when Laurine does it at the pod and it's not "funny" here.
I agree w/ya 119
Hey, sorry I missed that comment, I will delete it.
I think we discussed this before, but normal human beings know where the line is, and when they're crossing it.
I didn't think I'd have to list the things that are off limits, but (obviously) kids are off limits, and death wishes/threats are too.
I don't like Lynlam or Aslam all that much either, but wishing death upon them is inappropriate at best.
Let's have fun and be snarky without being absolutely nuts, ok?
Thanks, Jane!
For EVERYTHING. This unruly, demanding group of blog bitches is definitely difficult to please.
Sincerely,
An unruly, demanding blog bitch :)
There is criticizing and then there is insanity 87 has crossed the line. I think comments like those need to be off limits too.
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She was JOKING. Yeah it was tasteless but let's not get all pearl-clutchy here.
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Yep. Was it callous and tasteless? Yes. But there's a difference between that and an actual death threat.
123Anonymous said... 123 There is criticizing and then there is insanity 87 has crossed the line. I think comments like those need to be off limits too.
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She was JOKING. Yeah it was tasteless but let's not get all pearl-clutchy here.
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Yep. Was it callous and tasteless? Yes. But there's a difference between that and an actual death threat.
July 5, 2012 9:51 PM
Actually it wasn't a death *threat* it was a death wish. Whoever wrote that crap wants her to commit suicide. Seriously? It's beyond deranged to think that shit, let alone type it somewhere!
Jane, the comments you deleted are still readable on c&ps.
#'s 89, 90, 102 & 104
To the OP of that craziness,
You make Republicans look good!
You're the best, Jane! Thanks. Now back to your regularly scheduled smack.
This is a strange Friday. This place is slow, the bucket is slow, my office is slow.
Insert eyeroll here.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3179402
Another case in which punctuation is useful. I wonder if Urban Meyer knows he had a son with the OP.
What a dumb thread compwalla
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3179264
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But it turned out GREAT! Did you see Grinning Cat getting the smack down from like - everybody?!?!
So you yourself don't like dresses, fine. No need to insult anyone who wears them and call all women in dresses lazy and shit. OMFG.
Then GC comes back all butthurt, said she was just expressing her feeeeeeeeeelings. Well if your feelings are asshole feelings yer gonna get it.
GrinningCat wasn't boo hooing-she came back all obnoxious and twunty.
She deserved every bit of flak she got and then some. She's a nightmare.
GrinningCat - shouldn't have come back to that thread - her first post was so over the top it was funny - her second post just made her sound like an idiot
scrap4maddie
Sometimes you harm the cause more than you help.
PeaNut 175985 - November 2004
Posts: 11770 Layouts: 33
Loc: Buffalo NY
Posted: 7/5/2012 5:15:13 PM
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I have 1 I wear all the time. I have bog boobs so I have to wear a bra and it some dresses the boobs just don't look right. I am still looking for more.
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This made me laugh. I love typos!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3179339
AGAIN with the Walmart deli chicken wings by GeorgiaPea. She is beyond obsessed. She mentions them like every day.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3179410
Georgiapea is a vile old hag.
GrinningCat sounds like an idiot most of the time. I'm not surprised by her over the top comment on the dress post.
Georgiapea is a vile old hag.
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VERY TRUE
Starting a post just to dig at someone is low. Yes, the post about the bug in the lettuce was dumb, but really? What an attention hoard.
GrinningCat wasn't boo hooing-she came back all obnoxious and twunty.
She deserved every bit of flak she got and then some. She's a nightmare.
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She is so goddamned miserable all of the time. I don't understand her motivation for posting because no one is every going to validate her shit.
Yes, the post about the bug in the lettuce was dumb, but really?
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MartiniPea deserved it. She asked to have the thread pulled just to hide her utter foolishness. What a fucking pussy.
Someone on the end of that "dress" thread had it right - Grinning Cat has been posting about the same shit for over a decade. I was a Pea from the get-go, which I think was like 1998 or 1999, and she was doing it back then.
She gets infuriated at anything that is typically associated with females. Dresses, heels, makeup, marriage, dating, the color pink, shopping, chick flicks, romantic comedies, any of it.
She's such a dumbass. She does have a point sometimes, but no one takes her seriously because of how insane she gets over all this crap. She has the biggest chip on her shoulder I've ever seen. I agree with some stuff she points out, but I would never publically agree with her b/c I don't want people thinking I'm as anti-anything-female like she is.
She asked to have the thread pulled just to hide her utter foolishness. What a fucking pussy.
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When will peas learn that pulling a thread has the opposite of its intended effect?
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
But GeorgiaPea really is a vile, old hag.
I think the pod just exploded! I can't even get on the page now. The repug frothers must be insane. More insane, actually.
That place is running like shit lately. They need some tech people who know what they're doing
143Anonymous said... 143 I think the pod just exploded! I can't even get on the page now. The repug frothers must be insane. More insane, actually.
July 6, 2012 12:23 PM
Funny! Liberal frother can't get on her thread!
Typical.
oh yay. lynloon has arrived.
This independent only sees frothing on one side, and it's not the left.
Unless you're counting Lowrent's alter persona.
I can't take NoSliver seriously since her ACA = Nazi diarrhea the other day.
This independent only sees frothing on one side, and it's not the left.
Unless you're counting Lowrent's alter persona.
July 6, 2012 1:15 PM
+1
I can't take NoSliver seriously since her ACA = Nazi diarrhea the other day.
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I didn't realize anyone *ever* took her seriously. She's always been a joke.
LOL, true. But geez does she get her ass kissed over at the Pod. She pretends to speak with this tissue-thin veneer of impartiality and people seem to buy it. But her remarks the other day defending the whole Nazi = Obama or anything Obama-related were so over the top, even for her.
146Anonymous said... 146 oh yay. lynloon has arrived.
July 6, 2012 1:14 PM
147Anonymous said... 147 This independent only sees frothing on one side, and it's not the left.
Unless you're counting Lowrent's alter persona.
July 6, 2012 1:15 PM
Typical responses.
This independent only sees frothing on one side, and it's not the left.
Unless you're counting Lowrent's alter persona.
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So true
GrinningCat wasn't boo hooing-she came back all obnoxious and twunty.
She deserved every bit of flak she got and then some. She's a nightmare.
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She is so goddamned miserable all of the time. I don't understand her motivation for posting because no one is every going to validate her shit.
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I thought BF's comment to her was pretty hilarious.
Aren't you in media. Or a photographer. Or a chef. (You've posted about so many different things, it's hard to keep up with whatever very active job you must have that makes wearing a dress impossible).
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I've always wondered if she's so anti-female everything wtf is she doing hanging out on a scrapbooking website?
I've suspected she was nothing but an irritating troll for years.
153Anonymous said... 153 This independent only sees frothing on one side, and it's not the left.
Unless you're counting Lowrent's alter persona.
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So true
July 6, 2012 1:43 PM
Responding to yourself over and over doesn't make it a good comment.
What the hell is Epeanymous going on about in this thread?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3179471
Should I send a condolence card to the family of someone I didn't really know? (Paraphrase)
Their answer "Yes.
If you killed them and are pleading not guilty. Probably also if you wished death on them, and maybe if you use the condolence card as a chance to sell something or talk about yourself.
Otherwise, no. "
What a nasty cunt.
Judging by all the wingnut frothing and hysteria, they are very worried about Obama's chances for re-election.
They should be. Mittens is almost as bad of a nominee as McCain was.
So CheleOh's ex has a Masarati and a sailboat but he can't afford to pay for her son's tuition? Hmmmmm? Yes, I know the Hambeast story but it sounds like her ex is being a dick.
Sorry, here's the link for 158: https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3179333
Is anybody else hoping that Romney is as lame at choosing a running mate as McCain was? It would be nice if Mittens chose someone as dumb as Sarah Palin, so the last few months of Romney's campaign could be spent watching it implode.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3179384
It's a rare occasion when Annabella actually sounds smart.
153Anonymous said... 153 This independent only sees frothing on one side, and it's not the left.
Unless you're counting Lowrent's alter persona.
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So true
July 6, 2012 1:43 PM
Responding to yourself over and over doesn't make it a good comment.
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I wrote the first comment, and I'm not 153.
Still can't believe that Chele hadn't gotten divorced after all this time, and worse, didn't have anything in writing. She's so screwed. And by not protecting her kids, they'll be screwed as well.
Judging by all the wingnut frothing and hysteria, they are very worried about Obama's chances for re-election.
They should be. Mittens is almost as bad of a nominee as McCain was.
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The only candidate I was worried about was Huntsman, but as soon as all the wingnuts began loudly jeering at him and his campaign, it was clear he wouldn't get far.
Chele IS screwed but she's being overly dramatic about the kids. They were both over 18 when the divorce happened, so honestly neither of them should expect a penny from the father. Ethics aside, he did WAAAAAAAAY more for them (and HER especially) than he had to legally.
What I don't get is how someone who was doing as well as he was - sailboat, Maserati, 2nd home, lots of extra payments to her and the kids, penthouse...how is he doing SO BADLY all of a sudden that he is suddenly too bad off to pay for freaking insurance.
I mean I'm probably close to poverty level but I can scrape stuff together to make sure we have insurance. It's like one of the basics.
What I don't understand is that it seems like her and husband haven't been together for most of the kids' lives?
Why stay separated for so long?
158 seriously? what does hambeast have to do with her husband? nothing!
160Anonymous said... 160 Is anybody else hoping that Romney is as lame at choosing a running mate as McCain was? It would be nice if Mittens chose someone as dumb as Sarah Palin, so the last few months of Romney's campaign could be spent watching it implode.
July 6, 2012 2:35 PM
Can't you go find a political board to post on? I'm sure there's one out there. Oh wait, it's probably not anonymous. No way would you want to attach your name to anything.
Froth on!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3179490
Does anyone remember anything about this OP? I keep thinking that she's been troll-y or done some shit-stirring, but I can't remember why. I'm not a spreadsheet keeper
Well, 169, there was this...
https://twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3090892&pg=1&sigtoggle=true
or this...
https://twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3092121&pg=1&sigtoggle=true
or this...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3090572&pg=1&sigtoggle=true
one more...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3091358&pg=1&sigtoggle=true
Yep, a shit-stirring attention seeker.
Kendra drives a Maserati. It does 185.
My opinion about Chelohs predicament?
The new wife is saying "You're paying how much for what to your ex and kids with NO court order?!??". "You're a fool. That's going to STOP right NOW,"
Honestly. Can you imagine if the new wife was a pea and the new hubby was forking out money to his ex and over18 kids? All of Peadom would be on the new wife's side and encourage her to put her foot down and demand that the hubby cut off the ex and kids, pronto!
I have to agree with you, 176. It's pretty greedy of an ex-wife and even kids to expect financial support when the kids are over 18.
He divorced the wife, not the kids. Paying for the kids education doesn't make them greedy.
He's not legally obligated, so it's great if he does, but Chele should have been more responsible. She's not entitled to any more than other people get-especially when she was stupid enough not to do things in writing. She could and should have been saving for their education, just like all the other perfect peas.
Still doesn't make them greedy.
You're going to have to argue with yourself.
Ellapea has done another shit and run on the autism thread.
I don't for one minute buy that she didn't mean to be offensive. She's a manipulative troll.
176 here. I never said they were greedy. I just think without legal documentation, Chele and kids don't have a legal foot to stand on.
The fact that he *was* voluntarily paying for so much was very admirable. BUT....and here it is....a big HOWEVER.......there is now a new wife who more than likely is not in favor of him continuing making payments he is NOT LEGALLY obligated to pay.
Should he continue to pay for the kids education? It certainly would be a good thing to do (if he can afford it). I think it's sad that he has pulled the rug out from underneath them without any warning. But it doesn't surprise me. Chele was very naive to think that financial arrangement would go on forever.
The Thomas the Train Toys thread.....
Could someone explain why the OP mentioned the son was Autistic? All kids out grow most of their toys. Why even mention the autism? Did he not out grow them until he was 18?
I wondered the same thing, 184, but decided not to ask since some autistic mom would inevitably take offense.
Totally agree with #176. Obviously the new wife doesn't want all the $$$ going to the ex and his college age kids. I feel bad for the kid because he's in engineering school which is very difficult and doesn't leave much time for working. Chelle should pay her own insurance, etc. but I hope he comes through for the kid.
Can't believe all the peas telling autistic kid's mom to keep the trains. They're at least $15 each new and worth half that used. Why keep them? Next thing you know you're on Hoarders.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3179536
All right, Goddamnit FFS, which one of you is running amuck at the pod?
Not me...
Yeah, someone had a LOT to drink. Too silly to even be funny.
Muellertime named here baby Myrah? UGH. Why didn't she name her Gert or Bertha? Same kind of horrible name. Poor wee baby.
All right, Goddamnit FFS, which one of you is running amuck at the pod?
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I don't know who it is but I think I'm in lurve! Hilarious! I'm sure Typhus is reporting it as we speak.
That crazy has esinger written all over it.
I cracked up. And because Typhus will have it erased:
Froth drip on hosebags (me, TYphus, and l'Urine, skyfart)\
And whiskers on oldhags (noSliver),
Riiii-ight-wing crazies and warm drooling Mittens, (cuz of his brain damage)
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
delivering porno wiff my favorite things!
Greasy fried tater tots and crisp apple strudels
fat-filled sawsage and Suzanne's greasy cookie balls and schnitzel with noodles (wtf that is, a designer breed?)
flocks of Wild deep-fried gizzards that fly right into her mouf,
This is what keeps Typhus fed for a whole hour! (at least she can't talk while she's chowin')
Men in white dresses with pointed hoods on their headz
flakes of white powder that snort up my nose and eye lashes
NoSliver's crazy rantings that never make sense
unless your comparing the ACA and nazis!
When the hogs fight
and she can't eat
at the govermint teet
Skybarf remembers another dis-a-bill-it-tee
lynloon lynlamsanity no matter my name
i'll keep blamin and frothin without any shame
real thoughts that try-eye to enter my head
are so scared of my brain they fly out to the shed.
She be revin up the Impala and swillin some hooch
don't pee on my carpet or I'll discard my pooch
hatin on ev-ree-one faa-ar and wide
you are a idjit if you don't take l'Urine's side!
A correction for our poet laureate: it's a LeSabre, not an Impala!
Does anyone remember the Tande prayer from many Blogs back? That one was a classic.
No, but I miss those prayers of hers. When she prayed, God listened, ya know?
Here's the Tande Prayer, for the Old Timers:
The LORD is my excuse; though I still much want. He maketh me to lie down with green toenails, he leadeth me beside the warm soapy waters and pedicures, but I still refuse to bathe my feet. He restoreth only my soles: he leadeth me in the paths of uber self righteousness for PVM’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Peas, I will fear only the blog: for thou art with me; thy attention and thy ego stroking peas, they comfort me. Thou preparest a self serving thread before me in the presence of mine pea enemies and I come back for more: I just never learn. Thou anointest my head with good sense and humility; but it runneth over and is wasted. Surely delusions of self importance and Lamisil shall follow me all the days of my life, as well as perpetual complaints about my kids teachers, and I will dwell in the house of Peadom for ever.
New space is up!
No dog in this fight, but I don't think it's the least bit funny, just dumb. And since someone has to say it, whoever wrote that drivel has way too much time on her hands.
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