Wednesday, July 25, 2012

New Space

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Anonymous said...

me first!

Anonymous said...

Doooooce.

Anonymous said...

Lulz @ Trezmom on her house thread whining about "disgusting old houses" selling for big profits.

Anonymous said...

#210 agreed, that bra thread is nasty! WTF - wearing a bra for a week without washing. Eeeww.
That cannot smell good. Only thing that amazes me more than some of the things the peas do is that they ADMIT doing them.

Most of the country is sizzling hot right now - wash your bra!
I hope no one asks about panties.

Anonymous said...

I know Yubon can be a bitch, but sometimes she gets it right. From her JimmyJohn's-CEO-is-an-asshole thread:

I now give you Don Jr. and Eric. Two more big men with too much money, high-powered rifles, dozens of guides, helicopters spotters, air-conditioned jeeps, and tiny penises.

Anonymous said...

Only SDeven would consider concern about animal cruelty & destruction of species as some kind of petty indulgence. She's as dumb as a bag of Trump dicks.

Anonymous said...

A bag of Trump dicks, is that a new unit of measurment?

Check out MrsT's comments in that thread, and let me know how many bags she is equal to.

Anonymous said...

14.5 bags of Trump dicks = one Karalynn.

Anonymous said...

Wait, so is she saying none of her other kids made it out of elementary school?

"She's the only one of my children who even tried to graduate elementary school" KimmyTom

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183400

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She makes it sound like her other kids are elementary school drop outs.

Around here there are no graduations from elementary school, you simply pass the 6th grade and move up to 7th, junior high. No one graduates from there either. It's only high school you graduate from around here.

Anonymous said...

The thing that pisses me off the most about TREZmommy is the fact that they live in NC, got orders to WA, and apparantly she must have pitched one helluva bitch fit and got her dh to duck his tail between his legs and get his orders changed so she could stay in NC in her dream home in a place she hates to live in--only because she "had a house and an infant and couldn't deal with moving right then."

FUCK YOU BITCH. When the military say's move, you fucking move!!!!!

And don't even get me started on that dumbass Canadian bitch who thinks the military should help her sell her house.

Morans, every last one of them.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183080

on what planet is woman number 1 not overweight?

Anonymous said...

On the bar thread, Annabella not only wears her bra for a solid week she sleeps in it too. Gross! All the fucking clothes she buys ain't going to cover up that stench.

Anonymous said...

Should read BRA THREAD

Anonymous said...

danid +3
peabay
batya
pudgy
squillen + 2
ratqueen (do you need a highchair?)
lauren
katylouwho


That should be a great time on Friday! LOL

Anonymous said...

14, I must be dumb, but huh?

Anonymous said...

Annabella never ceases to creep me out on one level or another.

Anonymous said...

seriously, I don't know anyone who doesn't wear a clean bra every day. Unless maybe you're camping or something. Maybe.

Fucking digusting pitt-reeking women.

Anonymous said...

Yeasty boob sweat, anyone?

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, Annabella wears the same bra 24/7 and doesn't wash it until a week has passed? She HAS TO REEK. She doesn't think she does, but she has to! Why, woman, why??? CHANGE YOUR FREAKING BRA!

Anonymous said...

It is shocking to see how few bras some of the Peas have! 2! 4! WTF?

Anonymous said...

are these the same idiots who dont wash their undies with the rest of their clothes?

Anonymous said...

Even on vacation, I wash my bras out in the sinkbefore I'll re-wear. Ick.

Anonymous said...

Lynloon's jaw-dropping dumbassery on the JJ/Trophy Game thread has put her in the lead with 17 bags of Trump Dicks.

Anonymous said...

Trump dicks; What kind of dumb ass slang is this. This is right up there with creative names.

TYPHUS said...

ABORTION!
ABORTION!
ABORTION!
ABORTION!
ABORTION!

Anonymous said...

Lynoon and Mrs Abortion are tied for dumbassery on that thread.

Anonymous said...

15Anonymous said... 15 14, I must be dumb, but huh?

July 25, 2012 7:57 PM

You're not dumb (at least this time? lol) :P
You just missed a thread maybe?
They are all meeting on Friday! LOL
(sorry for not linking it the first time)

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174275

Anonymous said...

What the hell are you women doing that you need to wash your bras everyday - are you construction workers? I doubt if the average woman gets her bra sweaty and stinky on a normal day at the office.
No I do not wear mine all week - I take it off in the evening and wear a different one the next day - I have enought to rotate, but I have no need to wash my bra after one wearing. My boobs generally don't sweat unless I'm doing physical labor.

Anonymous said...

Kendra wasn't so impressed with Trump's dick.

Anonymous said...

My boobs generally don't sweat unless I'm doing physical labor.
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Your boobs may not sweat but what about your pits? I'll bet your ass doesn't sweat either but would you wear your panties more than one day?

Anonymous said...

Yubon is just another nutter.

Anonymous said...

28, no I'm not a construction worker but I like to wear a clean bra every day. It's about cleanliness, what's the point of having a shower and wearing a clean shirt if your undies are from yesterday or in Annabellas case last week???

Anonymous said...

No wonder there's a couple of posts every year, asking about boob rot aka yeasty boobs aka under boob fungus! Keep that shit clean.
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What the hell are you women doing that you need to wash your bras everyday - are you construction workers?
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Really? Bathing = change of clothes!
Don't know where you live but the temperatures around here have been in triple digits. If I only had 2 bras, I would be washing one every night.

Anonymous said...

So Magz says she had an "abbreviated course of local radiation therapy" and is now pregnant. Won't the radiation leave you sterile?

Anonymous said...

Won't the radiation leave you sterile?

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Not necessarily but it is a potentially large risk you take.

Anonymous said...

So Magz says she had an "abbreviated course of local radiation therapy" and is now pregnant. Won't the radiation leave you sterile?

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not if the radiation was only to the breast it wouldn't.

i had radiation for thyroid cancer and went on to have 2 happy and healthy kids.

Anonymous said...

You may think you don't smell bad, but those around you may think so and it could be that bra you have been wearing all week.

Anonymous said...

http://thelingerieaddict.com/2009/08/how-often-should-you-wash-your-bra.html

Anonymous said...

30 Anonymous said...
Your boobs may not sweat but what about your pits?

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I don't know what kind of bras you wear, but my bras don't go in my armpits.

Anonymous said...

39 Anonymous said... 39
30 Anonymous said...
Your boobs may not sweat but what about your pits?

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I don't know what kind of bras you wear, but my bras don't go in my armpits.

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Even if they did, don't you wear deodorant??

Anonymous said...

I don't wash my bras after one wear, usually after two. But there is no way in hell that I'm wearing the same bra two days in a row. That is how you ruin the elastic bands.

Anonymous said...

Kendra wasn't so impressed with Trump's dick.

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Girl, you'd need a microscope to find it.

Anonymous said...

Wearing a bra for a week is rather gross. Yeah, you may not sweat while working in the office, but your body does give off an odor that your bra will absorb.

Wearing it for two days before washing is more acceptable.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175224

It always amazes me the amount of people that say "I tried XX diet, and lost YY pounds, but I gained them all back so I am doing XX diet again" When will people realize that no diet works forever, you actually need to make lifestyle changes to make your loss stick? Do people really think you can eat healthy for a month or two, lose weight, then go back to eating like crap and keep the weight off?? Is this really that hard of a concept to figure out???

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183519

You are totally asking the wrong crowd this question...

Anonymous said...

Kendra has a dozen bras which she changes daily and washes and dries them along with her regular clothes, no lingerie bag either. Kendra smells clean and fresh and has time for the more important things in life.

Anonymous said...

Lady, will you stop the shit about Kendra, your imaginary friend?

Anonymous said...

What the hell are you women doing that you need to wash your bras everyday - are you construction workers? I doubt if the average woman gets her bra sweaty and stinky on a normal day at the office.
No I do not wear mine all week - I take it off in the evening and wear a different one the next day - I have enought to rotate, but I have no need to wash my bra after one wearing. My boobs generally don't sweat unless I'm doing physical labor.
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It's not just sweat people. Your body sheds dead skin cells as well. There is also a matter of the oil your body produces, it isn't just sweat that gets transferred. Since the a bra, like panties is worn directly next to your skin it gets dirty just from that. It's not like wearing a coat or sweater. Why shower just to put dirty clothes back on that directly touch your skin?

Mrs. Tyler said...

I've been wearing the same bra daily for six months.

Mrs. Tyler said...

And panties!

Anonymous said...

Have you ever tried to mix ranch dressing mix w/cream of chicken soup? I did that this week and it was TDF!!! And it really didn't taste real cream of chickeny to me altho I don't have issue w/the flavor either
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Barftastic.

From the thread 45 linked.

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Tyler said... 49

I've been wearing the same bra daily for six months.
July 26, 2012 12:48 PM

As gross as that is, it's probably the least of your problems.

Mrs. Tyler said...

@50: You are not the real Mrs Tyler! I only wear the same panties for a week at a time!!!!

@52: Oh, it's not gross. I smell all warm and yeasty and dead-skin-cell-y for Mr. Tyler. It distracts him when I talk about abortion during coitus.

Anonymous said...

Compare bras to panties all you want (general you) but panties are next to sweaty buttholes and vaginas. COMPLETELY different.

Anonymous said...

jeez could kendra and mrst just go get a freakin' room already?

Anonymous said...

Compare bras to panties all you want (general you) but panties are next to sweaty buttholes and vaginas. COMPLETELY different.
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Dead skin cells(aka dander)and oil. YES, so much better. Not nasty all

Dumb Ass

Anonymous said...

correcting grammar to my post (56)

*Not nasty at all

Anonymous said...

yes 55, but only in a funny way. mrs t is totally fine with girls kissing, as long as they don't *identify* as lesbians, and they only mean it in a funny and experimental way...

Anonymous said...

Oh, yea, the clean eater is back...

Anonymous said...

Yes, god gives christians a pass for funny and experimental gay sexual activity.

b/c that's the kind of hypocrite that god is.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Willard Mittens Rmoney is making friends and influencing people in Britain. He is totally craptastic.

Anonymous said...

I heard that you can get breast cancer from wearing and unwashed bra.

Anonymous said...

Maybe that's what happened to magz.

Anonymous said...

Anna*Fucking*Banana is a smarmy cunt.

Anonymous said...

link #64???

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3183523&pg=2

Anonymous said...

Do you suppose Anna*Fucking*Banana likes the word "frothy" so much because she has so much personal experience with her own Santorum?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183551

An try-out seat for the obese?! WTF?!! Only in America.

Anonymous said...

If I ate myself into the need for a try-out seat or an airplane seatbelt extender, I think I'd save myself the humiliation and stay home.

Anonymous said...

I really want to post on the Lowrent/Tornado thread for Lowrent to stay inside so a house doesn't fall on her!

Anonymous said...

70 FTW!

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183515

Ms. Perfect......... Someone needs your expertise.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183581

are we really supposed to care? people will talk about anything.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183586

Dumb question of the day award goes to MikeWozowski. How about just reading the directions on the side of the box, it's pretty self-explanatory.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183586

mrs t's typo is highly ironic (and hilarious). She would think that was healthy...

Anonymous said...

speaking of clean eating...wonder how the twopeas crapbook...I mean cook book is coming along??

Anonymous said...

It's not just sweat people. Your body sheds dead skin cells as well. There is also a matter of the oil your body produces, it isn't just sweat that gets transferred. Since the a bra, like panties is worn directly next to your skin it gets dirty just from that. It's not like wearing a coat or sweater. Why shower just to put dirty clothes back on that directly touch your skin?


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You forgot the bacteria on our skin, also, too.

Anonymous said...

Oh, it's not gross. I smell all warm and yeasty and dead-skin-cell-y for Mr. Tyler. It distracts him when I talk about abortion during coitus.


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LMAO. No matter the topic, Karalynn brings up abortion. Crockpots? ABORTION! Thank you notes? ABORTION! So weird. And obsessive.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Willard Mittens Rmoney is making friends and influencing people in Britain. He is totally craptastic.

Swiss Mitts pony has it's own jet! I don't think the Brits are fond of plastic frat boy.

Anonymous said...

meh Mrs. T probably had an abortion during college and feels guilty now.

That's my internet arm chair psychology opinion.

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to think that Karalynn Tyler had an abortion and that's why she always brings them up. She's not over the one she had.

Anonymous said...

Bah, 80 beat me to it!

Anonymous said...

Her mother should have had an abortion!!

Anonymous said...

Lowrent suffers from yeasty boobs. I wonder how often she changes her bra.

Anonymous said...

speaking of clean eating...wonder how the twopeas crapbook...I mean cook book is coming along??

Is it too late to submit recipes? I wanted to share my Cream of Peas recipe. Cream of Mushroom, butter, a packet of ranch dressing, cream cheese, peas and Velveeta. Throw into crock pot. You can also throw in a can of sweetened condensed milk and have dessert cooking side by side with your dinner.

Anonymous said...

It's not just sweat people. Your body sheds dead skin cells as well. There is also a matter of the oil your body produces, it isn't just sweat that gets transferred. Since the a bra, like panties is worn directly next to your skin it gets dirty just from that. It's not like wearing a coat or sweater. Why shower just to put dirty clothes back on that directly touch your skin?


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You forgot the bacteria on our skin, also, too.
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your right, I did forget to list it. Thanks for bringing it up BTW. All the more reason it is nasty to not wash a bra between wearings.

Anonymous said...

85Anonymous said... 85 speaking of clean eating...wonder how the twopeas crapbook...I mean cook book is coming along??

Is it too late to submit recipes? I wanted to share my Cream of Peas recipe. Cream of Mushroom, butter, a packet of ranch dressing, cream cheese, peas and Velveeta. Throw into crock pot. You can also throw in a can of sweetened condensed milk and have dessert cooking side by side with your dinner.

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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

It totally sounds like a pea recipe! Just add some majikal beouf or some boneless, skinless, organic, free range, bought from the farm chicken breast.

Anonymous said...

And coconut oil. Lots of it.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Willard Mittens Rmoney is making friends and influencing people in Britain. He is totally craptastic.
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But but but....did he ever eat dog as a child??! Huh??

Anonymous said...

omg those recipes...pass the barf bag

Anonymous said...

I don't think the Brits are fond of plastic frat boy.


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Quote from a Brit pol after one Romney meeting: 'Apparently devoid of charm, warmth, humour or sincerity.'

No shit?

Anonymous said...

Mitt Romney retroactively cancels visit to London. #RomneyShambles

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183571

Big surprise here. Old pea new name/Sammel has another Obama whinefest FAIL. You'd think she'd get tired of it.

Anonymous said...

She's such a dolt.

Anonymous said...

You'd think she'd get tired of it.


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She's clearly incapable of LEARNING from it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183620

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy would you post this ANYWHERE?

Anonymous said...

I agree 96.
If you pee your pants in public, why in the world, do you feel the need to announce it on a public message board with 100,000+ members.
Too Much Information...at it's finest!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3183505&pg=2

Annnnnnnd guess who's gonna RUN MARATHONS with her imaginary, yet-to-be-conceived grandkids????

What Typus is to dead fetuses, CrafterBeth is to running. Ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

Crafterectomy is a PITA!!

Anonymous said...

88Anonymous said... 88 And coconut oil. Lots of it.

July 26, 2012 7:18 PM

But *THAT* is what *MAKES* it healthy!!!!

Dontchaknow!

Anonymous said...

What other sites are good reads or good topics. (NSBR style. Meaning Not Scrap Book Related. Just general topics). Are there any that move as fast as the NSBR does?

Anonymous said...

I completely forgot about Sammel. It should hurt real bad to be that stupid.

Anonymous said...

102 she's been around all along. usually she posts under Old Pea New Name these days though.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I just rarely hang out at the pod because there are too many freaks there. Sammel is one of the major freaks that I had forgotten about because Lowrent, Flimflam, Mrs. Typhus, and Skyloon produce most of the Pod Stench. Sammel is thick with dumb though.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183652

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Oh aprilfay, just go with Drugs R Us and be done with it.

OHHH you're suddenly an event planner? Hmmmm, how about "April's Event Planning: I'll order your tablecloths and my husband can get you drugs under the tables"

Now you just need a cute logo.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183581

omg i totally read this as "update on my injured baby's dick"

I need to get new glasses

Anonymous said...

OHHH you're suddenly an event planner?

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She's posted before that she's getting her certification.

Anonymous said...

So much delicious conservative butthurt on the Romney thread.

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Trezmom wants those lowlife welfare recipients to be drug tested.

(While she wants the military/taxpayers to pay off her mortgage because she and her husband bought a McMansion they couldn't afford at the wrong time.)

Anonymous said...

"Please point me to all the threads I start regarding Obama.

Oh, wait. I don't start those threads.
I will comment with what i feel is pertinent information and facts on others' political threads, but it has been a long time since I started any."



Wow. Mrs Abortion put WHEELS on that goalpost - maybe she'll lose a lb or two running it up and down the field!

Anonymous said...

*Jenny* sez: "having much impact on the polls as it's still pretty much even"


Dear Dumbshit Jenny:

Check the the only thing that matters: THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE. At 301 - 236, it's *far* from a dead-even race, you stupid, stupid twat.

Love,

Reality and Facts

Anonymous said...

Nate Silver and all those words and numbers and electoral stuff makes Jenny's head hurt. So she'll just go by what Sean Hannity says. Soooo much easier.

Anonymous said...

Bitch couldn't deal with scrapSpidey having so much of today's limelight so decided to grab some for herself? Oh, the irony of her thread title.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183628

Anonymous said...

Just signed on and holy shit! ScrapSpidey shouldn't be alone, right now. God, I hope there's somebody in her circle who can come over and just be there for her for a few days at least.

Anonymous said...

113 she posted that yesterday, before scrappin spidey posted her bad news.

114 I think scrappin spidey's sister is Clee (a pea.) I'm sure she's there to help.

Anonymous said...

My bad 115

Anonymous said...

Pineapple:
The GDP slowed with trend heading down to 1.5% growth in the second quarter, down from a revised 2% growth (was previously 1.9% ) in the first quarter. Consumer spending (70% of economic activity) is down from 2.4% to 1.5% in the second quarter.

The economy has never been this stagnant for this long while going into the so-called recovery.

The recession officially ended in 2009 and yet in July 2012 we're at 1.5% GDP growth? 8.2% unemployment?

That is a sluggish, crappy economy for the country as a whole. Period.

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Our business has been doing well. And I agree with the other pea that construction is booming here - there's about 8 housing developments near my home that were abandoned in 2008 are now again under construction. Foreclosures are now selling. Private sector *IS* improving....

Corporations are sitting on massive cash reserves - why are they not using that to expand and grow? Isn't that the conservative-promised economic theory behind 'cut taxes on business and trickle down'? Bueller?

Athena also conveniently neglects to mention that the current UI rate is due to *GOVERNMENTAL* contraction/layoffs which is a result of *CONSERVATIVE* policy/demand/politicians.

She's such a liar.

Anonymous said...

GeorgiaPea on the obesity thread:

"Says the person who has been struggling unsuccessfully, due to her own bad habits, to lose 15 pounds for the past year."

Um, I'm thinkin' lay of the Walmart wingdings and you are halfway there!!

Anonymous said...

If trashyGeorgiaPea eats WalMart wings every day I can guarantee you that she is more than 15 lbs. overweight. Add those daily wings to all the other crap she posts about eating, and she's probably the size of a hefty RV.

Anonymous said...

Just signed on and holy shit! ScrapSpidey shouldn't be alone, right now. God, I hope there's somebody in her circle who can come over and just be there for her for a few days at least.

Wasn't she was just talking about him hunting with a automatic assault weapons?

Anonymous said...

Wasn't she was just talking about him hunting with a automatic assault weapons?

so what's your point?

Anonymous said...

It's very sad that scrappinspider's DH died, but she's never really been smackable, so why discuss it here?

Anonymous said...

Ok guys, who is Virginia Gomes, and exactly how many sticks does she have jammed up her cornhole on the grandparents s/o thread?

Anonymous said...

If Spidey's sister is nearby, that makes me feel better that she's not alone right now. Nobody in that initial raw shock stage should be driving, or making any rash decisions.

Anonymous said...

Ok guys, who is Virginia Gomes, and exactly how many sticks does she have jammed up her cornhole on the grandparents s/o thread?
July 27, 2012 3:01 PM

Oh My God, she looks to be very young and very trashy.

Anonymous said...

Ok guys, who is Virginia Gomes, and exactly how many sticks does she have jammed up her cornhole on the grandparents s/o thread?

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Yeah, I noticed that too.

Anonymous said...

She must be the Pod's new Stripper-in-Residence.

Anonymous said...

It's very sad that scrappinspider's DH died, but she's never really been smackable, so why discuss it here?

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Looks like she's smackable now.

Anonymous said...

So conservatives are co-opting the term "froth" now? Is that their newest thing?

Jesus. These people don't have an original thought in their collective heads.

Anonymous said...

Messy, inconvenient little facts for dontajo (and friends):

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/07/is-the-churchill-bust-controversy-a-total-bust/

Anonymous said...

Messy, inconvenient little facts for dontajo (and friends):

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/07/is-the-churchill-bust-controversy-a-total-bust/


8888888888888888888888

And Willard Romney.

Anonymous said...

I took a quick skim of page one and don't see any pics from the lovely luncheon with Lauren yet. LOL

I wonder if they took any or will post them.

Anonymous said...

I think Lowrent and one other didn't show up. Dr. Peabay posted something about it on the original thread.

Anonymous said...

Kendra is looking forward to a crafty weekend.

Anonymous said...

Kendra needs to get a fucking life; this Kendra stuff stopped being amusing about three weeks ago.

Anonymous said...

well hell, I might have gone if I'd known Lauren wouldn't show.

Anonymous said...

"Yes, my husband is very in tune with my emotions. He can read me *very* well. He knows when I want to be alone and when I want something dragged out of me. If I even sigh strangely he will ask me what's up."

Hasn't she been told that you aren't supposed to copy DIRECTLY from the Pea Handbook??????

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183737

Anonymous said...

http://www.news-press.com/article/20120725/CRIME/120725029/

More 'Stand Your Ground' deliciousness for Asslan to masturbate to.

Anonymous said...

I think Lowrent and one other didn't show up. Dr. Peabay posted something about it on the original thread.



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Let me guess: L'Urine was too drunk and couldn't get the LeSabre started?

Anonymous said...

Laurine: Keyboard commando, real life misfit.

Anonymous said...

So much delicious conservative butthurt on the Romney thread.

It's time for them to put Mitt campaign badges in their siggies now. lol Chicken breast Jodster is the only lame one to do it.

Anonymous said...

Wall Street closed pretty high today, thank you OBAMA!

Anonymous said...

I triple dog dare you to post that on the Bukkit, 142!!

Anonymous said...

The Santorum from Pineapple alone would be enough to choke an elephant....

Anonymous said...

*****So conservatives are co-opting the term "froth" now? Is that their newest thing?

Jesus. These people don't have an original thought in their collective heads.******

Apparently not. I did snicker when they stole the term 'tea bagger' though. My fav thus far. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Spidey's husband had a young woman in the car with him according to reports. Not his daughter. Makes you wonder.

Anonymous said...

I remember when that Churchill fauxtrage hit the bucket years ago. Was that a Lynloon special? Or was it Pineapple shaking her head at the so-called lack of respect for the mutual Anglo-Saxon understanding?

Fistingnolefan was the one rending her garment about flip-flops. But with all the other fake scandals and conservapants crappage, the screamers really blend together.

Anonymous said...

According to Spidey's OP, both she and DD were injured in the accident.

Anonymous said...

I was just going to post the same thing 148. I think 146 is trying to start trouble or fails at Googling.

Anonymous said...

No way 143, I'll be labeled a troll!

Anonymous said...

Just how stupid are you 146?

Or were you just channeling L'Urine?

Anonymous said...

Kendra needs to get a fucking life; this Kendra stuff stopped being amusing about three weeks ago.
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Now Kendra is all butt-hurt and will sulk and drink this weekend instead of scrapping.

Anonymous said...

Now Kendra is all butt-hurt and will sulk and drink this weekend instead of scrapping.

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To whoever posts about Kendra, I hope your internet goes down and never comes back up.

Anonymous said...

I saw a video from a Phoenix station that said his daughter and wife were in the truck with him. Spidey also said she (knee) and daughter (wrist) were injured but not severly.

Anonymous said...

To whoever posts about Kendra, I hope your internet goes down and never comes back up

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Kendra's drunk now and says, "Haters be hating!"

But really - what ya got against Kendra? Just cos she cooler than you? Don't you wish you were hot like her? Don't you wish you were sexy like her?

Anonymous said...

Can someone link the accident story? I don't know what to google. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

I just googled I 17 accident police officer and it came right up...

Anonymous said...

also: I find it very sad, and I am praying for her and her family. :(

Anonymous said...

Thanks 157, I'll try that.

Anonymous said...

Kendra's drunk now and says, "Haters be hating!"

But really - what ya got against Kendra? Just cos she cooler than you? Don't you wish you were hot like her? Don't you wish you were sexy like her?
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Kendra is probably a 5'3', 300-pound SAHM with bratty kids and a slob of a husband who won't fuck her. She probably has a cleaning lady because she's too lazy to clean her own house, and no money because she's too lazy to work and spends her husband's income on pea trends. Her in-laws post about her on other message boards and she's banned from local craft stores. Oh, and Kendra has 37,646 posts on Two Peas.

Anonymous said...

Kendra is someone a loser pea made up thinking it was SO funny and we'd all comment on how clever and amusing she is.
However it seems the majority think it is totally lame and ignore those comments 99.9568% of the time.
The Kendra maker-upper still can't let go and is desperately trying to make it a 'thing' even though no one here cares. She is getting more desperate as each day passes.

I am sure Jane could establish the IP address of the Kendra poster and just ban her from posting.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183722

Bunch of belligerent assholes on this thread.

I've spent considerable time outside the US and she ain't all that. Due in large part to nasty, vile, isgusting shitstains like Typus and Yvon.

Anonymous said...

I hadn't opened the thread until you commented, 162. Jesus H. Christ. Sometimes I'm ashamed to be an American. They just don't get it.

Canada is about twenty miles away and looking better all the time.

RAFALCA said...

FUCK YEAH AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM BITCHEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

what thread is it? I'm getting bad gateway?

Anonymous said...

It appears that all of Peas is down ... again.

Anonymous said...

can't get on 2P at all ... did we crash it??!

Anonymous said...

I think those badges are causing some technical drama.

Anonymous said...

Bukit fixed

Anonymous said...

146 Anonymous said... 146
Spidey's husband had a young woman in the car with him according to reports. Not his daughter. Makes you wonder.
July 27, 2012 5:40 PM

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Jesus Fucking Christ. You are dumbs shit #146. All you have to do is Google to find the reports that say that it was his WIFE and DAUGHTER in the truck with him.

Take you shit spewing lies back to the pod.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for gracing us with your presence DorkAngle!!

Anonymous said...

I'm 165% shocked that L'urine, Lefty, Vonnie, and Typhus are acting like their usual A**hole selves.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183722

Bunch of belligerent assholes on this thread.

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These fucking flag code threads have always made my head explode!

The usual suspects can come up with a million excuses as to why "that's different" when you point out ALL of the flag code "violations" they support. Napkins, paper plates, scrapbook paper, t-shirts, Sarah Palin wrapped in a flag, Ted Nugent's guitar, flying the flag at night without it being illuminated or when it's raining...

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

Anonymous said...

L'Urine hates Canadians almost as much as she hates children.

Anonymous said...

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

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In a nutshell. Dear lord those threads are creepy.

Anonymous said...

Agree with 172!!

Anonymous said...

I see Sylviot and MissTWATbitts are still butthurt this morning! lol

Anonymous said...

Lol, Old Lady Bitts was fumbling and spinning full speed. Her frantic attempts to redefine words like "gaffe" was almost...Clintonesque.

Anonymous said...

I am sure Jane could establish the IP address of the Kendra poster and just ban her from posting.

You miserable fucking bitch. There are several of us - I don't do them all. Haven't you ever heard of a joke? Get your miserable, whiney butt-hurt ass back to the pod with all the other miserable fucking bitches.

And have a nice day! Kendra will - cos she's not YOU!

Anonymous said...

You miserable fucking bitch. There are several of us - I don't do them all. Haven't you ever heard of a joke? Get your miserable, whiney butt-hurt ass back to the pod with all the other miserable fucking bitches.

And have a nice day! Kendra will - cos she's not YOU!

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It's not a good joke, it's actually lame. We actually thought you were the miserable whiney butt-hurt ass since you posted so much about Kendra.

Anonymous said...

Haven't you ever heard of a joke?
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jokes are funny

Anonymous said...

179, I find it really hard to believe that there are more than one of you doing the Kendra posts. However, if that's true, what a sad commentary on the lot of us.

The Kendra thing was barely amusing, at best, the first DAY. It is beyond flat and annoying now.

Please, Jane, ban the Kendra posts.

Jane Doe said...

Guys, I keep saying this...and I'm not sure if you don't understand how this works. But I CANNOT see IP addresses, nor can I isolate and/or block an IP address. It just doesn't work that way. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

The usual suspects can come up with a million excuses as to why "that's different" when you point out ALL of the flag code "violations" they support. Napkins, paper plates, scrapbook paper, t-shirts, Sarah Palin wrapped in a flag, Ted Nugent's guitar, flying the flag at night without it being illuminated or when it's raining...
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It's no coincidence that these are the same screetching frothers who cherry-pick the bible and the constitution as it suits them.

Anonymous said...

C'mon now....you know none of them (or their kids) have an Old Navy flag t-shirt!!!In fact, their convictions are so strong I'm sure they'd boycott such a disrespectful company.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183825

Her child is obviously on Free/Reduced Lunch because those are the only people that get "two meals" at school. It would cost an arm and leg to pay that and she is constantly complaining about money.

Oh, that's right... accepting government hand-outs is okay if you are republican. I forgot.

Anonymous said...

C'mon now....you know none of them (or their kids) have an Old Navy flag t-shirt!!!I
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I saw everyone and their momma wearing them on the 4th of July. I vowed never to buy one after that.

Anonymous said...

While I think Rainbow Crapper is a twit, and should try actually packing her kid a healthy lunch, just because the kid eats two meals there doesn't mean she's on government assistance.

My kids' school serves breakfast in the classroom every morning. It's the first thing they do. And it REALLY pisses me off. My kids eat a healthy breakfast at home, I make them eggs and fruit almost every morning, and then they get to school and their classroom has a basket of Fruit Loops or Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Trix Yogurt sitting on the table. They even serve Uncrustbales sometimes (gasp!)

So yeah, my kids eat twice at school. Breakfast and the lunch I pack them.

My kids are super thin, so I don't necessarily worry about them having an extra "snack" between breakfast at home and lunch at school, but if I were Rainbow Scrapper and my kid was overweight, I'd be packing lunches AND breakfast. Seems much less of a hassle then trying to get the school to make your snowflake a special meal.

Anonymous said...

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

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In a nutshell. Dear lord those threads are creepy.



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Yep and yep.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183754

I'd hate to get stuck in a real life conversation with heartcat. My god she goes on forever about the most mundane shit.

Anonymous said...

accepting government hand-outs is okay if you are republican

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Low-income people paying little or no taxes = Fucking moochers sucking at the gubmit teat!

High-income people paying little or no taxes = Hey, it's legal! Good for them!

Anonymous said...

Obama = thug

Cheney = wise old grandpa

Anonymous said...

I don't think Rainbow is serving a breakfast at home. And given that she's notoriously cheap, even to the detriment of her kids (remember how long she put off having her daughter see an eye specialist, when it was apparent she was becoming partially blind?) it's looking like they're on the reduced/free lunch and breakfast program.

And thank god. Sad to say, but it's unlikely they would get regular, square meals at home.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Rainbow is serving a breakfast at home
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I don't think she is, either. There might be schools that offer cereal in the classroom, but the only schools I ever went to that offered breakfast did it as part of the free/reduced meal program. I was one of those kids--don't eat at school, don't eat at all. I feel sorry for RainbowCrapper's "kidlet."

Anonymous said...

The fact that rainbow crapper is a parent is proof positive that there is no God.

What kind of sick sadistic deity would sentence a child to 18 years with that waste of skin as a "mother??"

Anonymous said...

PS....the news media has most of the personal details wrong (smiley) - ScrappinSpidey
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I find it really weird Lynn is reading the blog right now. No one in their right mind would email a grieving wife who *just* lost her dh to tell her she was on the blog.

Anonymous said...

Did you know in Mississippi it's legal for the driver to drink alcohol as long as they remain under the legal limit? Kendra lives in Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

rainbow is delusional in thinking that they're going to do special shopping for her DD. Jenny is right-claiming to have a special need b/c your child needs to lose a few pounds is taking advantage of the system.

They might reduce the calories in her meal, but it will be the same crappy quality that other kids get. She doesn't seem to get that her kid will not be getting higher quality food, just less and different crappy food.

She's a fucktard.

Anonymous said...

It's the gubmint's fault my kid is fat. {/endfroth}

Anonymous said...

rainbow is refusing to admit that she gets govt handouts for her kid's school meals. several have asked her outright and she says "it doesn't matter". You know if she didn't, she would be all indignant and outraged that they would dare imply.

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