Sunday, September 23, 2012

Space 9/23/12

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Anonymous said...

I'm so glad this board has become the dumbass political board. Please direct all your other political sisters here.

Anonymous said...

DD and I are considered "highest genius" and DS is an "unmeasurable genius"
(these are real terms used to describe exceptionally high IQ, you can look them up)
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If Delphinium Twinkle is these things I seriously weep for our world.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3193958

Anonymous said...

Can you poop without any pee coming out?

Anonymous said...

DD and I are considered "highest genius" and DS is an "unmeasurable genius"
(these are real terms used to describe exceptionally high IQ, you can look them up)
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If Delphinium Twinkle is these things I seriously weep for our world.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3193958
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lol

Anonymous said...

Can you poop without any pee coming out?
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EWW. Why would anyone want to answer that,take it to the pod. I'm sure there are TONS of weirdos there who would LOVE to answer.

Anonymous said...

Nope, I can't #3. I can't sneeze with my eyes open either. I wonder if guys can poop without peeing. Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if "delphinium" means "delusional" in another language.

Anonymous said...

ok I was wrong...there are weirdos on here who will
answer your question #3

Anonymous said...

Seriously stupid shit posted on here.

Anonymous said...

Free~Bird
Occupy NSBR!!!

PeaNut 104551 - September 2003
Posts: 8549 Layouts: 3
Loc: Missouri
Posted: 9/21/2012 2:29:31 PM
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Looks like a top they sell to old fat ladies.
so... no.

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Uhhhh really? You ARE an old fat lady! @@

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194121

No fucking way. 38 weeks pregnant and didn't know it? I call bullshit of the highest order.

Anonymous said...

#11 ITA

Anonymous said...

I don't think TaurusGirl has two brain cells to rub together. She just comes across as a total nitwit.

Anonymous said...

I can't poop and pee at the same time. Usually pee starts, then stops while I drop a deuce, and then begins after said deuce has been dropped.

Anonymous said...

Uhhhh really? You ARE an old fat lady! @@
September 23, 2012 1:46 PM

Exactly what I thought when I read her post.

As a fat old lady in an ass-ugly flag-desecrating wedding dress, she really should just shut it.

Anonymous said...

Anyone have a link to a photo of FreeBird's wedding dress?

Anonymous said...

I don't think TaurusGirl has two brain cells to rub together. She just comes across as a total nitwit.



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I agree. The word 'simpleton' comes to mind when I read her posts.

Anonymous said...

Oh god. Not a running thread. And here comes Crafterbeth!!

Does that woman have no other hobbies?

And for gods sake, do something with that hair. Ick

Anonymous said...

16Anonymous said... 16 Anyone have a link to a photo of FreeBird's wedding dress?

September 23, 2012 3:26 PM

Go wade through the shit on her blog! lol

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194236

The order couldn't have been too off if they didn't notice it was wrong until they'd eaten half of it. It's their problem, not the pizza place's.

Anonymous said...

Exactly, 20.

What kind of idiot eats half a pizza, and then complains that the order was wrong??

Only a fucking pea, only a fucking pea . . .

Anonymous said...

She wasn't even charged for the extras so I am not getting the big deal?

Anonymous said...

a classic case of a pea wanting to bitch and complain, just for the sake of bitching and complaining

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3193963#30357034

I will never understand these kinds of posts...

She asks for advice, then dismisses every suggestion.

Anonymous said...

Why did the post about readsomething disappear?

Anonymous said...

DD and I are considered "highest genius" and DS is an "unmeasurable genius"
(these are real terms used to describe exceptionally high IQ, you can look them up)
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If Delphinium Twinkle is these things I seriously weep for our world.

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She is an idiot. "Unmeasurable genius" may be a term to describe someone with an IQ test score above 200, but her son certainly isn't an "unmeasurable genius." An IQ of over 200 would make him the smartest person in the U.S. My guess is that she was so invested in his his score that she stole a copy of the test before hand so she could quiz him with flashcards, and even with that, he didn't score over 200.

She has mental issues, and her children will be forever screwed.

Anonymous said...

Does that frother bitch leftturnonly ever sleep? She's on those political threads 24/7 posting her inane comments and insights. Give it a rest bitch.

Anonymous said...

I see button has found another poor sick baby to post about in order to get attention for herself.

Anonymous said...

What was Delphinium Twinkle's previous name?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3193963#30357034

I will never understand these kinds of posts...

She asks for advice, then dismisses every suggestion.
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Because every suggestion requires her to actually do something.
She knows what she needs to do, if she were going to do it...she would have already.

Anonymous said...

"It boils down to personal responsibility." ADD Housewife

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194282

On the Romney ER thread, here's the thing. She can't even take responsibility for making sure her kids have clean school uniforms and socks, (it's the schools fault for having the requirement!!!!! and she has to many kids to buy the specific uniform!!!!) but some poor minimum wage earner is supposed to figure out how to pay for their own health insurance.

Anonymous said...

Delphinium Twinkle used to be BethiePea, I think. She used to have an avatar with brightly colored kayaks stacked atop each other.

Left Turn Only is fucking nutter. I feel really sorry for her children. I'm serious about that. Their dad passes and their mom has seemingly gone off the deep end.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather eat

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194338

OMG does anyone believe this? I'm guessing icedpea realized no ones going to answer her nosy questions anymore so she went anonymous.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194332

Not exactly sure what lazertron sent to dalayney but they've been sitting around for a couple of weeks before she even realized she got them? And she still ate them? She's going to lose her pea card. They never eat anything questionable.

Anonymous said...

http://www.scrapbook.com/forums/showtopic.php?tid/1580951/post/new/#NEW

Some of these women bought ATG tape that was mis-priced from Hobby Lobby, and they admit it. No one hand slapped them or told them they would have let the cashier know the true price or driven back to the store in a blizzard to refund the difference.

scrapbook.com is such a nice change of pace from the peas.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194332

No one cares dalayney

Anonymous said...

Some of these women bought ATG tape that was mis-priced from Hobby Lobby, and they admit it. No one hand slapped them or told them they would have let the cashier know the true price or driven back to the store in a blizzard to refund the difference.
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My hobby lobby-in another state has then for $6 too so unless the entire change messing up I think that might be their regular price.

Anonymous said...

but some poor minimum wage earner is supposed to figure out how to pay for their own health insurance.


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Sounds like Randian Utopia - where ailing, housebound, befuddled, un-tech savy old folks are supposed to shop, compare and purchase their own health insurance plans.

No problem there! No sireeee!

Anonymous said...

ADDhousewife is telling people to accept personal responsibility? Her husband can't even keep an eye on one dog and the other is biting, probably because of the chaos in that house. That entire family is anything but responsible.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Randian Utopia - where ailing, housebound, befuddled, un-tech savy old folks are supposed to shop, compare and purchase their own health insurance plans.
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Not to mention the scammers who will see a fantastic opportunity to 'help' teh olds.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194425

I'm sure batya would have thought it was alright if she were on the judging panel.

Anonymous said...

Huh. I wonder why they don't put windows that open on airplanes.

Anonymous said...

It's because the airlines don't want lawsuit when someone starts throwing out the dumbasses who ask stupid questions.

Anonymous said...

Are the Peas so damn delicate that they can't risk reading anything the least bit upsetting? All these thread titles with warnings (profanity, death, suicide, etc) are ridiculous. If they get upset that easily, then perhaps the internet isn't where they need to be. SMH

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194425

I'm sure batya would have thought it was alright if she were on the judging panel.

That's what she gets for being too cheap to send her kids to private school.

Anonymous said...

I think it's more about respect towards others.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking batya dd just isn't all that popular. Her not making the cut probably has more to do with her social standing then any talent she has.

Welcome to it's not what you know but who you know batya's dd, get used to it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194444

Only took two replies to get the "it could be sexual abuse", that's the go to answer anytime a pea kid acts out.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194452

I would think between you, your genius dd and your super genius ds you'd be able to figure it out without even having to go to the doctor.

Anonymous said...

My DS is 4 1/2 and he is responsible for making his bed each morning, putting all his clothes in his hamper when he changes, and putting away all his toys & books each evening. He also dusts. He's had these responsibilities for at least a year.

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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194469

her 3.5 year old was dusting.
lmao

Anonymous said...

She makes him sound like a little Felix Unger. I wonder if he wears bow ties.

Anonymous said...

I have always felt sorry for busypea's son. She is SO 'miss-always-right' I can't even imagine her being nice to a child. I can just see him trying to learn to read, and her standing over him correcting every little mistake. I also feel sorry for her DH...I can totally see him being afraid of her...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194468

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Is it me, or is nlwilkins a bit of a weirdo here?

Anonymous said...

Jeebus, 51, I didn't even have to read the thread to know you were talking about busybodypea.

I can't decide whether she's completely full of shit or she's telling the truth and really is such a know-it-all bitch.

Anonymous said...

What ever happened to letting a kid just be a kid?? At 4, my kids were helping me, but they were not responsible to do it themselves. By 8, they were fully responsible and did all the chores they were assigned without any assistance from me. Starting that young is just being a controlling shrew of a parent.

Anonymous said...

I think nlwilkins is projecting shit that happened to her on to others. Lot's of kids ride bikes together around here and none of them are stalking anyone or having their idle hands become the devils playground.

She must have been a real fun mom, "dd here's your specific destination and time schedule, do not deviate from it at all or the devil will cause you to misbehave"

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194486

This thread could turn into who is the biggest martyr and who love's their family more, after all if you love them you will never, ever want to spend time away from them.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure you're right, 44. You're so smart. When I grow up I want to be just like you.

Anonymous said...

Why the hell does volt feel the need to comment on every fucking post?

OP never said hypothyroidism was a disease. She asked about a disease. volt just cuts and pastes from google so that she can post as much as possible.

She needs to shut up every now and then.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194436

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194436

Nobody on 2Peas ever just has a disease or condition. EVER. Everything is always "off the charts" and worst the doctor has ever seen. I guess it goes along with all the super geniuses there.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who still believes that Rmoney has even the slimmest chance of winning in November watches Fox "News" and believes the Rassussen tracking polls. People who believe Rmoney will "win big" are completely delusional. I'm beginning to think that GWB was a big thinker when compared to Rmoney.

Anonymous said...

If you have to ask why there are no windows in airplanes you'll never be as smart as me 59.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194481

FFS. I've had aches and pains for more than two weeks at a time and didn't freak out for a diagnosis. I bet she's overweight, too.

Anonymous said...

So I guess by your own criteria, Romney is pretty fucking stupid. I agree with that too.

Anonymous said...

Romney will never be president and Paul Ryan is going to lose his seat. Ha!

Anonymous said...

63 FFS, turn on the fucking news and stop arguing already. (I'm not the person you've been arguing with, I'm just tired of watching from the sidelines when it's clear you didn't understand the question in the first place.)

Anonymous said...

Only took two replies to get the "it could be sexual abuse", that's the go to answer anytime a pea kid acts out.
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It's like no kid can just be a bad kid with rotten parenting they to have a reason.

Anonymous said...

her 3.5 year old was dusting.
lmao
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My kids loved to help at that age. They would dust,fold clothing, feed pets, dry dishes, pull weeds and at least attempt any chore they saw me do. Then they got smart and figured out that work suuuuucks and started giving me a hard time about it around age 6.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194468

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Is it me, or is nlwilkins a bit of a weirdo here?
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Not you, I thought the same thing.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194493
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What an appetising and delicious pudding this sounds. Not a chemical in sight.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194481

FFS. I've had aches and pains for more than two weeks at a time and didn't freak out for a diagnosis. I bet she's overweight, too.
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RST gives some very sound advice.

So did you take Vitamin D supplements as directed?

Take some advil, exercise moderately, like walking for 45 minutes a day at a brisk pace, drink lots of water, and cut out processed food for 2 weeks. See if you feel better. If you do, send your co-pay to me

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10 bucks says it gets blown off.


Anonymous said...

her 3.5 year old was dusting.
lmao
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My kids loved to help at that age. They would dust,fold clothing, feed pets, dry dishes, pull weeds and at least attempt any chore they saw me do. Then they got smart and figured out that work suuuuucks and started giving me a hard time about it around age 6.
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my son would walk around and bat at things with a duster too.
I didn't consider that actually doing the dusting that needed to be done...I'd know I had to go over it after him.
I'm pretty sure he couldn't reach the high places

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194444

Only took two replies to get the "it could be sexual abuse", that's the go to answer anytime a pea kid acts out.
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This was my favorite response on that thread:

Do they clean or spray air freshener when the kids are out of the room? Mine reacted wildly to chemicals like that at that age. I would not eliminate sensitivity to bathroom soap or sprays.

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Yes kittenonthekeys I'm sure it was the Glade that caused your child to behave like a little heathen.

Wonder if this is the same kid that's allergic to "everything".

And why is it that it's always the psycho mother with the kid that's allergic to "everything"?


Anonymous said...

It's easier to blame allergies then look at your parenting skills.

Anonymous said...

Wow 67 sorry my lame joke caused you so much grief. If you get that butt hurt over stupid shit you read on the internet maybe you should skip it and have a nap and juice box instead.

Anonymous said...

You just don't understand because you don't have "fibro", it's a horrible thing that keeps you from doing anything but peaing.

72 Anonymous said... 72

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194481

FFS. I've had aches and pains for more than two weeks at a time and didn't freak out for a diagnosis. I bet she's overweight, too.
____________________________________________

RST gives some very sound advice.

So did you take Vitamin D supplements as directed?

Take some advil, exercise moderately, like walking for 45 minutes a day at a brisk pace, drink lots of water, and cut out processed food for 2 weeks. See if you feel better. If you do, send your co-pay to me

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10 bucks says it gets blown off.

Anonymous said...

Phrase that has overstayed its welcome: butt hurt. Humorous the first couple of times. Now you're just trying too hard. Move on.

Anonymous said...

Phrase that has overstayed its welcome: butt hurt

No. No, it has not. It's a perfect phrase, like 'kiss my ass' and sums some situations up perfectly. Who hasn't felt 'butt hurt' at times?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194560

Of course her babies have a "high end" bedding set.

I really don't believe she had twins unless she's nanning for them.

Anonymous said...

Kiss my ass. A classic. Butt hurt. No.

Anonymous said...

Why the fuck does and infant/toddler need "high end" anything but parenting and nourishment? These plus a warm, safe place to sleep, a cardboard box and a couple of wooden spoons, and a big box of books is all any child really needs until he/she enters kindergarten.

Anonymous said...

DUH people you buy high end things for your babies so that when they are done using them in 2-3 months you can re-sell them at a low end price, thus making high end items affordable for medium end people. Think about it - it makes total sense.

Anonymous said...

79 is all butthurt over the use of 'butthurt.'

I don't think that phrase has outlived its usefulness at all.

Anonymous said...

Me either. I think it's a really keen phrase. All the hip and groovy kids are using it. The more you use it, the groovier you are.

Anonymous said...

Romney and Paul have some major butthurt going on right now.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194581

Doesn't look like anyone is interested in opening your link. Are you butthurt over it?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194338

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My opinion? You should have taken care of your marriage before you took on a fuck buddy. You could have worked to make it better or you could have left your husband. Now you just look like a two-timing whore. Good luck with that.

Anonymous said...

Leave the humor to the professionals. You just aren't funny.
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194595

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194588

Tragic, yes but what does being a senior have to do with anything? And a graduating one-it's September. >>? And WE lost him-who are you, his family?

Anonymous said...

Lots of students start the year as seniors and drop out or fail by Christmas. The young life cut short is tragic but...what color hair did he have? That has about as much relevance as his grade in school.

Anonymous said...

Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice!

Anonymous said...

What's with all of the Pea kids that "do their homework" and just don't turn it in? Doesn't make sense to me. Just admit it, ladies, your kids aren't doing their work.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194528
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OMG. Phdpea! Where have you been all my pealife? I think I'm in love.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194516

No. They didn't. Everyone but the blind refs knows they didn't win.

Anonymous said...

Damn. Lowrent must have been slapped really hard by TPTB. I only visit the pod a few times a week but I haven't seen her around for quite a while. Thank gawd.

Anonymous said...

Sylvia is a completely delusional.

Anonymous said...

Yes she is. And her sister, Whackadoodle, goes by Desertpea.

Anonymous said...

#94, do you mean Phdscrap? I'm loving her on that thread too.

Anonymous said...

No. They didn't. Everyone but the blind refs knows they didn't win.


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ITA.

The billionaire owners need to scrounge up the loose change from under their limo/gulfstream seats and pay the professional refs what they're due.

Shameful.

Anonymous said...

89 that's exactly what I thought when I read that. Trying too hard. And there's been a (much funnier) joke about an abused alarm clock doing the rounds on Pinterest lately. So I just know that's where she got her "funny" idea for getting herself in the limelight.

Anonymous said...

I'm shocked people haven't gone in that alarm clock abuse thread to hand slap the OP for making light of abuse. Seems like the Peas are off their game lately.

Anonymous said...

THIS is going to be a gag fest. Check out that first response. The next one is going to be all about "you gotta keep yer man SATISFIED". **puke**
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194607

Anonymous said...

Slyvia: "Obama's a far leftist!"

Rush Limbaugh: "The NFL has never been better."




Unabashed liars or blithering idiots? We report, you decide.


Anonymous said...

Ooooh! Pick me! I choose BOTH!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194610
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Step outta that closet, girlfriend! It's a new world...unless you live in a Red State. Those bastards will kill you. Hang out on the coasts and get your thang on!

Anonymous said...

Damn. 1.7 billion in baggage fees earned by the airlines in the first six months of the year. Another reason to drive or take the train.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194607


"When an argument crops up, whoever feels the strongest wins "

What the what *~*duhmanduh*~*???? Don't be stupid.

Anonymous said...

bostonfart is just posting that so that someone on 2peas will buy it and save her the trouble of selling it anywhere else. Circumventing the TOS much?

Anonymous said...

Damn. Lowrent must have been slapped really hard by TPTB. I only visit the pod a few times a week but I haven't seen her around for quite a while. Thank gawd.

Don't be too happy. She's been reincarnated as Desertpea. Trust me on that one.

Anonymous said...

Dammit. I put that bitch on ignore the moment I noticed her. Does she use that fucking smirk emoticon all the time too?

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or are MeGLOP and Anna*Banana*Brain getting more and more shrill as election day gets closer. They are both like nails on a chalkboard.

Anonymous said...

BM can't get a hit on her "Democrat" thread. No one wants to take on that crazy.

Anonymous said...

Hell's bells, there's a boatload of them getting more and more shrill. Darcy Collins and Back to Peality both used to be fairly rational. Huh. No more. They're making my ears hurt.

Anonymous said...

MeGLOP seemed more reasonable when her side was winning. The next 4.5 years are going to be miserable.

Anonymous said...

What's with all of the Pea kids that "do their homework" and just don't turn it in? Doesn't make sense to me. Just admit it, ladies, your kids aren't doing their work.

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Maybe doesn't make sense to YOU, but it's what was done at my house. I used to sit at the table and make my child do homework. The next day on the school's grading site she'd have a big fat 0. I know she did the work, so my only logical conclusion was she didn't turn it in.

Most of the time the peas are full of shit, but this is one where I can totally relate!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, both of my kids have pulled this stunt. They spend two hours working on something and then they leave it at home so it's late. Or it gets "lost" in the backpack and never gets turned in at all. Drives. Me. Nuts.

Anonymous said...

Republicans insist on saying "Democrat Party" because they are illiterate and don't understand English grammar as MeGlop demonstrated on that thread. It's the same "error" that L'Urine makes when she misspells people's names. A sly and clever little jab from dog whistlers.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194607

'Put Christ at the head of your marriage.'
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Nauseating.

















Anonymous said...

it's an epithet born of contempt, plain and simple.

Anonymous said...

'Put Christ at the head of your marriage.'
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PRAY together, also and such.



Ramen.

My DH prays I give him a big ole sloppy blow job.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for all the space in your post, #119. That's extra special.

Anonymous said...

Hell's bells, there's a boatload of them getting more and more shrill. Darcy Collins and Back to Peality both used to be fairly rational. Huh. No more. They're making my ears hurt.

LOL Give it up bitches! You already lost! Just pray that Hillary isn't running in 2016. They need a dose of reality. Their obtuse peality isn't working for them. It's like watching a sinking ship. Even the rats know to jump off the ship.

Anonymous said...

I just can't figure out why all those Evangelical "Christians" are going to vote for Governor Holydrawers. I understand that they can't vote for **whispers** a nigra but...a Mormon cult member in holy underwear? REally?

Anonymous said...

It will be interesting to see if they come to their senses and moderate or tack even harder right (is that possible?).

Anonymous said...

Does anyone really believe she "only peas while she eats"?

Come to think of it that could be why she needs to lose 65lbs.

Anonymous said...

Governor Holydrawers
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::snicker::

Anonymous said...

opps sorry space on the link for 126

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194592

Anonymous said...

I'm into women but I don't want my husband involved.

Anonymous said...

Her daily, minute-by-minute schedule? Most boring thing I've ever read on two peas.

Anonymous said...

She has a severely disabled child. I would imagine she really doesn't get much time to herself.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194558
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I had never heard the term "pepper grinder" until this thread. I've always called it a pepper mill. It looks like I am in the minority though. Only two or three people on that thread call it a mill.

Anonymous said...

She has a severely disabled child. I would imagine she really doesn't get much time to herself.
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Many parents with normal kids don't get much time to themselves either.

Perhaps she needed to slow down on the breeding and only have as many as she could handle.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194610

No Kristina. Your husband would think he hit the jackpot if he could get with two YOUNG, hot women. Not YOU and another woman. Look at your profile picture!! Guys that fantasize about 2 women together are picturing a certain type of girl - NOT someone like you. He may love you to death, but he's not going to react to you with another woman the same way as he'd react to two hot young things together. Apples & Oranges.

Anonymous said...

I had never heard the term "pepper grinder" until this thread. I've always called it a pepper mill. It looks like I am in the minority though. Only two or three people on that thread call it a mill.

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I've heard it called a grinder, but I usually say pepper mill. I think two things contribute to the use of grinder over mill - the OP called it a grinder in her thread title and post so that's what people are calling it. And McCormick calls it a grinder and that's what a lot of them seem to be using.

Anonymous said...

I bet they all say strainer, instead of colander, too.

Anonymous said...

Yo, 134, just because your husband has to put a pillow case over your face to fuck YOU doesn't mean that other husbands feel that way about their wives.

Anonymous said...

In my world, a colander and a strainer are two different things.

Anonymous said...

She's found the time to become 60lbs overweight.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194684

Whine whine whine. Poor baby. @@

Anonymous said...

Ooooh,it's that special time of year when L'Urine claims to be Jewish. She's such a fucking hypocrite. She's only Jewish when it's convenient.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194537

Anonymous said...

L'Urine gives Jews a bad name

Anonymous said...

I notice she never apologizes to the NSBR board. I don't think she's really big on atonement. It's fun to say L'Shanah Tova because it makes you sound really cool.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194705

Do people seriously think that red flashing lights from an emergency vehicle means you can speed up???? Are you fucking kidding me? Slow down/stop and get the fuck out of the way. It should be common sense to pull off to the side a far as you safely can and stop. FFS, how do some people manage to make it through the day?

Anonymous said...

I love that people are uncomfortable allowing a newbie to sign up for the Christmas card exchange, but they don't seem to mind that any long-term member who could be the biggest wackado ever can sign up with no problems and get all of their personal information.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194069

and

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194693

Anonymous said...

137 I didn't say all other husbands feel that way, just Kristina's.

Anonymous said...

134Anonymous said... 134 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194610

No Kristina. Your husband would think he hit the jackpot if he could get with two YOUNG, hot women. Not YOU and another woman. Look at your profile picture!! Guys that fantasize about 2 women together are picturing a certain type of girl - NOT someone like you. He may love you to death, but he's not going to react to you with another woman the same way as he'd react to two hot young things together. Apples & Oranges.

September 25, 2012 4:34 PM

It's not Apples and Oranges. It's Peas and Pears.

Anonymous said...

I love that people are uncomfortable allowing a newbie to sign up for the Christmas card exchange, but they don't seem to mind that any long-term member who could be the biggest wackado ever can sign up with no problems and get all of their personal information.

I think the whole Xmas card Xchange has run its course, esp. after Lucy's asshole moment. Just send cards out to your closest pea friends.

Anonymous said...

Agree #148. I don't understand all these peas coming out of the woodwork to sign up for this. A lot that have been on the board for years and I don't recognize the name. Just how many cards do they think they will actually get? If peabay signs up she'll get hundreds, Lucy will get one from every single DemocratIC board member. My bet is highly ignored peas will be highly ignored. Gonna be some butt-hurt peas over this.

Anonymous said...

I love that people are uncomfortable allowing a newbie to sign up for the Christmas card exchange, but they don't seem to mind that any long-term member who could be the biggest wackado ever can sign up with no problems and get all of their personal information.

I think the whole Xmas card Xchange has run its course, esp. after Lucy's asshole moment. Just send cards out to your closest pea friends.
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lol. This is so true

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else have a FB "friend" whose every status update revolves around food? Complete with descriptions of every last ingredient, plenty of "nom nom", slurping, and *burps*?? Drives me fuckin' nuts. I'm getting ready to block her.

Anonymous said...

no, 151 but I do have one that has to add to every post something about being Asian. Complaint about football ref and you can kiss my Asian ass. I think I'd rather hear about food.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I don't get the lurkers and noobs signing up for the exchange. You're too shy to post but you'll give your name and address out and mail cards to the queen bees?

Anonymous said...

The whole card exchange is STUPID in the first place. I mean really, why would you want a card from a stranger (and in every definition of the word..lol)online? Yeah, give out your address to a bunch of nutters for a piece of card stock you'll be tossing out as soon as the holidays have passed. DUMB, DUMB, DUMB.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3194338&pg=3
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A lot of dumbasses putting waaaay too much information out on the interwebs. WTF

Anonymous said...

Anything to get noticed by the tier one bitches 155.

Anonymous said...

Seriously you can type vaca but can't manage the tion part? I bet she "says totes adorbs" too.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176993

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194588

And this is relevant to the Peas in what way? OOh yeah, there was a car accident in OUR TOWN, TOO! OMG! Somebody I DON'T KNOW was killed! OMG! My life is so empty!

Anonymous said...

I know 158 if God forbid one of my family members were killed and some dumbass on a message board was using it for attention I'd be pissed. I hate the whole "look at me and all the tragedy I'm aware of" thing the peas do.

Especially when they use babies they have only the slightest connection to.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194752

I am not a super clean every thing must be inspection ready house keeper but ewww, wipe up the damn syrup already. And tell your ds to store it properly, big whoop if he has to wait an extra minute for it to pour.

Anonymous said...

Right, 160?? I nearly gagged when I read that one. Wet and sticky messes get cleaned up IMMEDIATELY. Sweeping, vacuuming, dusting...meh. I'll get to it eventually. LOL!

Anonymous said...

I guess I'm one of the obsessively clean people, when I use any sort of sauce that goes through a push top spout (syrup, chocolate sauce, etc) I wipe the spout off before I put it away.

That and the toothpaste tube. Can't stand when you see a toothpaste tube covered in dried crud.

Anonymous said...

The whole card exchange is STUPID in the first place. I mean really, why would you want a card from a stranger (and in every definition of the word..lol)online? Yeah, give out your address to a bunch of nutters for a piece of card stock you'll be tossing out as soon as the holidays have passed. DUMB, DUMB, DUMB.

+++++++++++++++

Scoot over, I'm with ya. This ^^ whole thing is completely baffling to me.

Anonymous said...

meh maybe they card exchangers don't have any IRL friends. Without the pea exchange their mailbox would be lonely during the holidays.

Personally I don't want some of the loonier peas having my physical address but if it works for some of them no problem for me.

I do think it was douchey of Lucy to want to limit who can join. Not everyone post 24/7 like a lot of the peas.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194762

I'm sure the school wishes the same thing.

Anonymous said...

165 - I was thinking, shut down the helicopter engine and let the kid tell the teacher she's having a hard time finding long shorts that fit.

Anonymous said...

Can't post this on 2turds, so here goes. When you are talking to someone who has a lazy eye, which eye are you supposed to look at? The good eye? I wonder what the people who have them would prefer...

Anonymous said...

You are so stupid 167. Go back to the bukkit.

Anonymous said...

Two Peas: One big popularity contest. Cards, the first to share tragedies for people you don't know, bashing people who don't post 50 times a day...

Anonymous said...

Dear 168, @@.
Dear 167, irrelevant much?

Anonymous said...

Boy I can't WAIT for the first "I GOT MY FIRST CARD!!!!" thread. *insert eye roll*. That will be followed by the "It's CHRISTMAS! Why are people sending "Happy HOLIDAY" cards!", followed by the "Well, I've already received 287 cards and it's only December 2nd!" Merry Fucking Christmas.

Anonymous said...

167, I look at the good eye. Haven't had any complaints yet.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194775

of course you did shih tzu mommy, of course you did.

Anonymous said...

<>I think the whole Xmas card Xchange has run its course, esp. after Lucy's asshole moment.<>

I missed this one, care to share?

Anonymous said...

@174 it's not rocket surgery, there's a thread about Christmas cards, that might be a good place to start.

Anonymous said...

It's so much fun watching the right-wing Repugs flailing and frothing over how terrible Obama is! Romney couldn't possibly be a worse candidate so all they can do is criticize Obama. What a pack of fucktards! I'm loving every minute ot it; their heads are going to explode by election day!



Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194855

They should have thrown him in the Kirby.

Anonymous said...

AthenainCA
Right Pea on the Left Coast

PeaNut 230510 - November 2005
Posts: 17938 Layouts: 10
Loc: SoCal

Posted: 9/26/2012 2:35:08 PM

As for the rest? Bush was called a war criminal, burned in effigy, had weekly protests in the street against him and his policies.(Funny how war protesting died in 2009 - even though we are still at war.)

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No, Athena. You just don't get upset or concern yourself when the same things are said about Obama.

There have been numerous anti-war protests since 2009, you just don't whine about them and call them anti-American or terrorist sympathizers like you did when Bush was President.

Since 2009 there have been protests against Iraq, Afghanistan, AND Libya.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194882

Her son has never seen a urinal???

Anonymous said...

167...look at the bridge of the nose

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194853

She's a dumbass, her boss doesn't give a rats ass about her, she should have kept her mouth shut until her house sold.

But of course she would never do anything like that, she won't lie or be secretive.

Anonymous said...

179 Anonymous said... 179

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194882

Her son has never seen a urinal???
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Do you really think she would let her ds go into a mens room without her? And it sounds like she's never let him go into one with her dh either.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194610

WTF is wrong with Mariah on this thread? Everyone's calmly discussing different ideas and experiences and she comes swooping in to scold everyone about......what? No one was even talking like she's saying they were. What a nutcase.

Also, Sabrina - no, honey. Just no. Trying way too hard to be funny. Dumb saying, and combined with your profile picture, made me cringe.

Anonymous said...

182 - eh, but I think her son is fairly young, like mine. And mine had never seen a urinal either until last year when he happened to be out with my DH. 99% of the time he's out with me, and yes if he has to pee he comes into the women's room with me. I'm FARRRR from a helicopter mom, but when it comes to my little boy going alone into a men's room? Yeah, no thanks. I'm not sending him in there alone when a pedophile could easily be in there. Plus I don't think he would've even known what to do - the urinals are so different - and it's not like I could go in with him the first time to show him the routine.

I always hated that I couldn't feel comfortable sending him into the men's room, but I've heard way too many stories. I figured I'd hold off until he was old enough to understand that if a man messed with him he should scream, run, etc.

This poster I think has 4 little ones including 1 or 2 disabled kids. I cut her some slack for taking the easy route and doing the Women's Restroom thing with her DS. There's only so much you can do when out in public with 4 kids.

Obviously her son should be punished for making that mess but I give her a pass on him not seeing urinals before. The DD however, - where is the homework ending up? All it takes is one question in the AM "Do you have your homework in your backpack?"

Anonymous said...

Athena *deserves* Willard Mitt Romney. Just like she *deserved* Sarah TundraTard Palin.

Choke on it bitch.

Anonymous said...

Gee 184, you got alot to say there. Can't you just say it in three sentences?

Anonymous said...

Clearly, R's need to tack further right in 2016!

Anonymous said...

omg what is with all the retards that suddenly drop it into the Bush convo that they have personal experience with the Bushes? Ugggh, please bitches! Nauseating and counter productive if you are trying to convince libs that the Bushes are just swell people.

And that stupid meGlop doesn't even know what ego means. Freakin' bunch of retards. They make it too easy for the libs.

Anonymous said...

184 no one gives a shit.
Quit rambling.

Anonymous said...

186 I try, but I suck at it. :( Obviously

Anonymous said...

You need to practice saying less 190. More people will read your posts. I know I won't read anything more than 3-4 sentences.

Anonymous said...

What happened to nightowl shitter and desperate pea? Maybe got thrown in the padded cell tonight for sending death threats to Obama. Maybe they are one and the same.

Anonymous said...

Yes! At this many weeks out, the polls showed Reagan behind by 12 points. We can only hope!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Bwahahaha!
Greasy faced JanellK thinks Twitt Romney is going to pull a Reagan!!!!!! LMAOPIMP!!

Anonymous said...

They're bucking themselves up with 'skewed' polls nonsense now??

It is to laugh.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194891

______________________________________

you really don't think the police have enough to deal with?
can't even believe it would occur to someone to call the police.

Anonymous said...

shit - this one just makes jamieson look like a dumbass and kristina and biscuitcrapper want to jump on the stupid train

Anonymous said...

link for above

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3194909&org_post_to_fb=&post_to_fb=

Anonymous said...

How does it make her look like a dumbass? In one sentences he's bragging about what he did in Mass. in another he's saying it's wrong to have universal health care.

Anonymous said...

for fucks sake - turn off MSNBC - he's said five thousand times he supports states coming up with their own solutions - he's never said he wants to repeal MA healthcare which is exactly what jamieson said. So yes she looks like a dumbass

And you can always count on krazycrapper jumping in to the stupid pile.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194934

Really kiki? I don't think the other parent was that out of line or over the top as far a sport parents go.

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