Hey all they are doing is bitching on their own site. Now if they try and sign up for the POD and start some shit on there, that's diff. (Diff = amusing)
I'm not gonna bitch cuz they made their own little spot on the internet to play with each other. Go for it boys. Enjoy!
by the way and for the record, there are many pea bitchez who post openly all about how the man is the head of their household and they are all submissive to him and ego stroking. So that should make you happy. Yes they do exist. All married to men who have money by the way.
from the DM thread -- which I wont link cuz OMG the stoopid here
"Gentlemen, we could leave them alone, but isn't watching women try to use logic amusing? I mean, we have to explain to them how to troll, how to make a logical sentence, how to douche, because after all, we're 'douchemen', right?"
Dats right Sparky. You have to 'splain to us how to troll. Cuz while you were spending your time becoming an expert on trolling and how to work teh internetz, we were spending our time giving birth to new life, raising the next generation, and perpetuating humanity.
Which is more important. hmmmm... gee. I wonder... Which gender is required for that... I wonder... hm it is taxing my lil ole brain....
Internet.... perpetuating humanity .... internet porn.... raising children.... oh it is too hard for me to decide!
don't even try to tell us you became a big baddie on teh internetz cuz you was doing something important. It was so's ya could find more PORN and that's all. We knows it. LOL OMG ROFLMFAO GAGA SMD!
now now don't get in a tizzy, I loves ya, tis all in good fun. You ain't one of the PEAS. there there *pats gingerly*
WTF? Can a computer-literate bitch explain this to me? If you are just on their site, can they see you? When you copy and paste, can they see you? Or just when you paste the link somewhere? How do you post a link if you don't want them to see you? Much appreciated!
Says Lauren: "I am posting on your thread to tell you I don't want to talk about it with you any more."
"As much as I appreciate the sentiment Heather, like just about every other pea who has expressed the opposite view, I decided last night I'm no longer willing to engage in conversation on this issue here anymore."
WTF? Can a computer-literate bitch explain this to me? If you are just on their site, can they see you?
NO.
When you copy and paste, can they see you?
NO.
Or just when you paste the link somewhere?
If you embed the link and someone clicks on the link, they can see where you were when you clicked. They have a link tracker. Where is the traffic coming from on their site? They look and see where you came from.
If you open a new window and just copy a link and paste into the address bar, then no they can't see where you are coming from.
They probably can track your IP address and know your town, if you are posting from work or school or from a network owned by someone else that you are logged in to.
How do you post a link if you don't want them to see you
Post a link where? Here? Copy and paste it.
The reason they knew about 2peas is b/c the idiot OP embedded links and named them - ie "FAT CHICK THREAD" then you click that phrase and it's a link.
If the idiot OP had copied and pasted a link and then people who were interested copied that text and pasted into a new window no one would know it came from 2peas.
Unless of course there were 1023308423 posts on a thread with the site name, and the site owner had it set up to let him know when the name of his forum is posted on the internet. One mention probably not gonna send up a red flag. 1293812931 mentions, yeah he's gonna see it.
Wow. There's a whole lot of fucked up at that Men who Hate Women site.
I am as annoyed and disgusted by their juvenile characterization of women as I am by man hating feminists.
People who spend so much time obsessing over something they claim not to care about at all are obviously far more emotionally invested than they'd like to admit. The irony is that most of those douches complain about a woman's emotional nature....while using some of the most emotionally charged language I've ever read on a forum.
And yes, flying doucheman: anger is an emotion, too.
Another irony: much like the bitter and angry feminists they spend their every moment despising, they view the other gender through the spectrum of their very limited - and obviously fucked up - experiences with women. This is no less myopic or idiotic than a woman who claims that every man is an evil asshole.
These boys seem not to understand that free will dictates that a certain percentage of humanity will choose to be cruel/fucked up/worthless/whatever. Some of those cruel/fucked up/worthless people happen to be men, and some of them happen to be women.
Obviously, very few (if any) of these guys got hugged enough or saw enough of a positive female role model at home to realize this.
And obviously, their exposure to women who are not shallow/vapid/fat/gold diggers has been extremely limited. Maybe they don't know that you can't meet a nice girl on a website created to bash women?
Or maybe they got tired of getting rejected by women who are completely out of their league and chose instead to go the bitter route.
Keep telling yourselves you're single by choice, boys. I'm sure it's got way more to do with the fact that all women are cunts than the fact that most of you look like Shrek & Jack Black had a love child who chose a 'career' that requires that you ask "paper or plastic?" or "do you want fries with that."
Which is not to demean retail employees, but more to illustrate the fact that I doubt ANY of these losers are the highly successful g's they want us to believe they are. I have friends who are masters of the universe and they're all too busy to obsess like these freaks.
How bizarre that their moderator "closes threads" for them. It's like they've been exposed to too much estrogen, so they have to be shielded from us! LOL I guess they don't get to think for themselves over there. :-O
who the hell is anthacat to say what can and cant be said on nsbr and what she will and wont tolerate and tell other posters what to do. i guess you bitches and the peas are too scared of her to challenge her on it. talk about sheep.
Apparently, all the assholes without lives are awake and posting on a Scrapbook smack blog. Keep telling yourselves you're single cause all women are bitches, boys! It stings a lot less than the truth, huh?
Of course, we all know that doesn't apply to YOU. We know the truth: you're all super rich, uber handsome and have a harem of genius supermodels dying for a piece of that giant cock of yours, right?
How nice of you guys to cancel your dates with the amazingly hot and successful women (I mean, dick receptacles) that you allow into your lives so you could come play with us!
Quick question: do you guys spend hours spewing vitriolic bull before or after you put time into your super successful careers, personalities and bodies? I ask because all of the handsome, successful men (single or not) I know are just too busy working and enjoying their lives to spend as much time on the web as you all obviously do.
I had hoped that the flying douchemen would buy a clue about this site. Looks like I set my sights too high.
One last attempt to explain to the Lost Boys: *Someone at 2peas found your site and linked it and bashed it *This site is about smacking the bitchery @2peas *Your site was discussed here in the context of smacking on the peas
Anonymous said... 11 How bizarre that their moderator "closes threads" for them. It's like they've been exposed to too much estrogen, so they have to be shielded from us! LOL I guess they don't get to think for themselves over there. :-O
April 27, 2011 8:23 PM
It's Nacho's site. He said it when he posted shellwhatever's name. She applied to HIS site.
One last attempt to explain to the Lost Boys: *Someone at 2peas found your site and linked it and bashed it *This site is about smacking the bitchery @2peas *Your site was discussed here in the context of smacking on the peas
WTH are you talking about,I go away for 1 day and miss drama??
"Well, this morning I put on a very nice short-sleeved top from New York and Co and could BARELY get my arms through the sleeves! Apparently I'm some sort of Hercules with more massive biceps then the average woman. (I'm not really a weightlifter, my arms aren't ripped or cut or even bulging so I don't get it?) "
She's a crappy mother. All of her kids are effed up. I'm sick of hearing it's because they were born to a druggie. Big deal. Sass adopted them and has been the one who raised them. Years ago when she used to post daily, I think we all got the impression that she was mean to those kids. She seemed like an abusive mother. Now she wants to come on every few months and ask for prayers and say how awful they are and how she doesn't know what to do with them.
-speaking of, did anyone notice the uncanny resemblance Lauren has with a certain Sharon Bruckner who just started a Laurenesque passive aggressive thread at the bukkit?
LMAO her lack of protein must be making her dumber than ever
I agree 32. Sass faked her own suicide via internet, and had her husband and those same kids lie for her. Now she's distraught because daughter is a liar, attempted suicide, etc. Sass was never stable enough to attempt to raise those kids. They deserved better. I'm not belittling the fact they had a rough start - but their second shot at some stability was never all that great. There are many things Sass has written over the years that showed she was ill-prepared to parent those children. It's a shame...in a different home, in a different area with better resources, with a stable family, they might have had a chance. The problem is not the kids alone. It's troubled kids with a troubled mother.
all very good points 43. spot on. I've always wondered every time she posted that nothing was available there - what is the attraction to living there if there are no resources that you need for your family. even their jobs were so far away. Why are you there??
Sass was a major whackadoo back in the day. She got a lot of heat for it at the bucket. When it all got to be too much, she posted as someone else news of her suicide. Another nutjob at the board took it on herself to contact the family. When she called the house, the husband and the kids confirmed that poor Sass had ended it all. Except she hadn't. Not sure how it unraveled at that point, but Sass eventually confessed it was all a lie, she asked the husband and kid to lie for her. The peas, of course, welcomed her back with open arms. Sass is literally the only pea to come back from the dead. And people act like it never even happened...or is normal. or that she's really stable. She is quite fucked up.
as fucked up as Sass is the really fucked up crazy is the stalker StacyAngel and her crew of fucking misfits. Talk about nutjobs, Sass knows she needs help, those stalking bitches stop at nothing.
You people would not believe how many fucking "elephants" are in the room when it comes to the Peas and the crazy. Sass and the Suicide is just one...prolly the worst one but just one in many.
The Peas are a crazy bunch when it comes to shoving shit under the carpet and acting like they are one big happy fucking family (of morans)
"In any case, they should be bitter bc after all, they are right. I can be 50 lbs overweight and I can still get laid. All I have to do is show up to any bar, wait long enough, and lower my standards. They however, have to pay for it. Or persuade someone by lying about their intent."
Well go on with your bad self, MSMARIAH.
I think she ought to hookup with old Deathslayer, they would definitely be "equally yoked." He'd finally get laid and she could finally roll in the "mud."
mrstyler must have hurt feelings no one is starting threads asking if shes checked in daily
*hurt feelings*
------------------------------------------ don't think I haven't noticed the "brick" imitations (the Middle) I have and I'm LOLing luv me some blog bitches
My personal opinion: The single Flying Douchemen are the World of Warcraft playing types that would seldom darken the door of a bar much less attempt an approach at any woman, fat or otherwise unless she was in her WoW persona.
The bitter divorced/still married Douchemen are too busy trying to figure out how to that child support and still live above the poverty line to do more than PAY for a quickie with their lunch money stash.
They harmless for the most part and it seems that NACHO didn't want to expose some of his more "delicate flowers" to cold bitterness of a PeeBukkit assault.
Kudos to him! Hit me up Nacho and let this fat chick show you the new meaning of "hogging."
Someone help me with my history....Sass also really seemed to benefit when she was falsely accused of some shit years later on the board, and it turned out to be a well-known, well-liked pea who was the culprit. What exactly happened with that? That seemed to be the really turning point in when many forgave/forgot the whole Sass debacle. Since she was later railroaded by someone later. What was that about? I'm old and my brain don't work so good. And the bucket isn't my life, just a happy, bizarre diversion.
how fucking stupid would you have to be to go to the pod to ask if you should take nakie videos of your kid down after being told it was linked to a pedophile site? I mean, who gives a shit if the message came from a fucking troll or not? Geezus christ on a cracker.
Some people are too stoopid to be walking upright and breathing.
Why do I get the feeling if Kiki's son was gay, her dh would freak out? The OP never mentions the father or her husband. It made me think it was a single or divorced mom.
Aerobigirl is an idiot. You can tell she was determined not to take down that video of her kid in the tub. She really didn't want to and who knows if she really did or not. She acted like it was perfectly fine to have it up and also seemed to be proud that the video got so many hits on You Tube. What a nutter!
STFU Joe. You are NOT funny. What a loser. The same women who get their panties wet when Joe posts are probably the same ones over here drooling and begging for the Douchemen to stay and chat. Pathetic desperate peas.
-speaking of, did anyone notice the uncanny resemblance Lauren has with a certain Sharon Bruckner who just started a Laurenesque passive aggressive thread at the bukkit?
LMAO her lack of protein must be making her dumber than ever ----------------------------------
You can't give Lauren credit for that one. Look at her first post. She mentions how she doesn't want any heat on her blog and whatnot.
She's some pseudo scrapbook queen that thinks she has a "career".
I'm not sure who looks more pathetic and desperate on that Slower Joe thread--him or the bored, loser hausfraus who wet themselves at the possibility that a "man" will interact with them. It's a tough call, but I'm going to have to go with Joe. 40, wannabe stand-up comedian, no relationship experience and desperate enough to troll the pod for some cyber flirting. Jeebus, how sad.
Slower Joe creeps me out. I really don't like his siggy with the pics of him and peas he has met. I don't think I'd be bragging about meeting 'slow' Joe.
myshelly is the dumbest cunt on the fucking board. She is basically saying child porn is ok, because she can't control what someone else thinks. Also, comparing a picture of a fully clothed child is NOT the same as a video of a NAKKED child in a bathtub. What a moron!
Who is the pea who has a teenaged son named Nicky? I think that's what his name is. She posted awhile back about how he is in theater and dance and loves to wear pink, even though he gets teased, but he's a really great kid (and he totally seemed like a wonderful kid) and that she loves him for who he is no matter what?
#87-that boy Nicky had a cancer a few years ago. His mom bailed on the board when she had gastric bypass surgery and now only posts to show weight loss pictures and pics of her kids.
I am thrilled her son has recovered from his cancer but he do seems like is going down the gay path but he isn't 15 years old yet so I don't think it is him either.
Wasn't kikipea the chick that went through a drive through, ordered a grilled cheese and the guy working the window said "No." so she said okay and drove home? Anyone remember this story?!
SDeven's post on here makes me think her whole house smells like mothballs. I'd also love to know what she considers 'quality' clothing.
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Quality clothing for the poor man's Peppermint Patty is the Lost & Found box at church, and rugby shirt seconds at the sweatshop south of the border.
She's someone who'd pay a guy at the local morgue to pull outfits off of the stiffs. Waste not, want not. Besides, that Duggar detergent washes the putrefaction right off!
She looks a lot more normal in her pics in her layouts. On her thread, she did say she was leaving for work, I guess she could be teaching an evening aerobics class. Her daughter does have Downs. (I am NOT saying anything bad about that, just an observation. It is mentioned in a layout or two)
MsMariah is quickly becoming the #1 most annoying pea. That "degree" has really went to her fat head. Every time she posts I remember that photo of her disgusting dirty kitchen.
I agree #103. Also, on that thread, SDeven says how her boys don't run wild...um, they are teenagers! Really not comparable to toddlers! Of course she uses a reusable shopping bag!
Sidenote: I'll bet her husband is an "expert packer...wink wink"
I'm not Kiki, but my DH would freak if he had a gay DS. ====================================
sounds like you picked a winner there sweetie. hopefully you don't have a DS with him that might be gay since he'd have such an ass of a father to worry about
Cycworker is one of those people that no one likes, and the only people who will have anything to do with her are her family (because they have to) or church peoPle who feel sorry enough for her to put up with her crap. Her whole LCD is essentially just a pity fuck.
cyworker was the one on the christmas dinner thread said:
cycworker On dry runs Santa drives the Isuzu PeaNut 159331 - July 2004 Posts: 6244 Layouts: 0 Loc: Vancouver Island, BC, Canada Posted: 12/23/2010 7:42:12 PM
I can't believe you're letting him do this. You don't want to hear this, but you'll be embarassed if this turns into a disaster, because like it or not, people are going to put it on you for not looking after it.
That's the benefit of a matriarchal family. None of our men would ever DREAM of volunteering his home without permission.
and:
cycworker On dry runs Santa drives the Isuzu PeaNut 159331 - July 2004 Posts: 6244 Layouts: 0 Loc: Vancouver Island, BC, Canada Posted: 12/24/2010 4:06:15 PM
Actually, I get why you'd think that. But it isn't that way.... the women in my family have more finesse than that. It's more along the lines of 'getting your man to do what you want in such a way that he thinks it's his idea.'
and:
Matriarchal means my mother has veto power on everything. She rules the roost. Again, my dad would never DREAM of doing what this guy is doing, because WOMEN make the decisions, particularly about matters like 'what we're doing for Christmas' and the men simply do as they are told.
and:
One more quick, shorter example re: a woman making decisions:
My mom wants to do some redecorating in the living room. She was mentioning it this weekend. She manages their finances so she knows what they can afford. She'll talk to my dad about it, but ultimately SHE will decide if/when it happens. Because SHE is the one who will wear it when/if that group starts gossiping about how dated and old her living room looks.
It is very much a cultural based on keeping up appearances.
and:
Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
I'm not Kiki, but my DH would freak if he had a gay DS. ====================================
sounds like you picked a winner there sweetie. hopefully you don't have a DS with him that might be gay since he'd have such an ass of a father to worry about.
********************************* Really? The man YOU plan on having children with or do have children with would just automatically, immediately react in such a loving, appropriate manner when informed his son was gay? You must be married to one of those secretly gay guys.
I think any guy would freak. It's just the way they are wired. BUT, hopefully in a very short time, they would come to their senses and be supportive and accepting of their son.
124 comments:
first! suck it!
who fuckin' cares
Hey all they are doing is bitching on their own site. Now if they try and sign up for the POD and start some shit on there, that's diff. (Diff = amusing)
I'm not gonna bitch cuz they made their own little spot on the internet to play with each other. Go for it boys. Enjoy!
by the way and for the record, there are many pea bitchez who post openly all about how the man is the head of their household and they are all submissive to him and ego stroking. So that should make you happy. Yes they do exist. All married to men who have money by the way.
from the DM thread -- which I wont link cuz OMG the stoopid here
"Gentlemen, we could leave them alone, but isn't watching women try to use logic amusing? I mean, we have to explain to them how to troll, how to make a logical sentence, how to douche, because after all, we're 'douchemen', right?"
Dats right Sparky. You have to 'splain to us how to troll. Cuz while you were spending your time becoming an expert on trolling and how to work teh internetz, we were spending our time giving birth to new life, raising the next generation, and perpetuating humanity.
Which is more important. hmmmm... gee. I wonder... Which gender is required for that... I wonder... hm it is taxing my lil ole brain....
Internet.... perpetuating humanity .... internet porn.... raising children.... oh it is too hard for me to decide!
don't even try to tell us you became a big baddie on teh internetz cuz you was doing something important. It was so's ya could find more PORN and that's all. We knows it. LOL OMG ROFLMFAO GAGA SMD!
now now don't get in a tizzy, I loves ya, tis all in good fun. You ain't one of the PEAS. there there *pats gingerly*
WTF? Can a computer-literate bitch explain this to me? If you are just on their site, can they see you? When you copy and paste, can they see you? Or just when you paste the link somewhere? How do you post a link if you don't want them to see you? Much appreciated!
Is anyone else a little repulsed by the vulnerability of those men?
They are only angry like that because they have obviously been hurt by women and that is sad.
All of that bravado and pseudo-superiority is a mask that disguises their wounded soul.
It makes me sad that they are so pathetic. :(
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I wanted to repeat for the poor little fellas.
Says Lauren: "I am posting on your thread to tell you I don't want to talk about it with you any more."
"As much as I appreciate the sentiment Heather, like just about every other pea who has expressed the opposite view, I decided last night I'm no longer willing to engage in conversation on this issue here anymore."
Then. Scroll. On. By.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087327
WTF? Can a computer-literate bitch explain this to me? If you are just on their site, can they see you?
NO.
When you copy and paste, can they see you?
NO.
Or just when you paste the link somewhere?
If you embed the link and someone clicks on the link, they can see where you were when you clicked. They have a link tracker. Where is the traffic coming from on their site? They look and see where you came from.
If you open a new window and just copy a link and paste into the address bar, then no they can't see where you are coming from.
They probably can track your IP address and know your town, if you are posting from work or school or from a network owned by someone else that you are logged in to.
How do you post a link if you don't want them to see you
Post a link where? Here? Copy and paste it.
The reason they knew about 2peas is b/c the idiot OP embedded links and named them - ie "FAT CHICK THREAD" then you click that phrase and it's a link.
If the idiot OP had copied and pasted a link and then people who were interested copied that text and pasted into a new window no one would know it came from 2peas.
Unless of course there were 1023308423 posts on a thread with the site name, and the site owner had it set up to let him know when the name of his forum is posted on the internet. One mention probably not gonna send up a red flag. 1293812931 mentions, yeah he's gonna see it.
Ok Sunshine?
Hmmm it said the thread is closed. I guess they had enough! LOL
Yep we are too much WOMAN for them
Wow. There's a whole lot of fucked up at that Men who Hate Women site.
I am as annoyed and disgusted by their juvenile characterization of women as I am by man hating feminists.
People who spend so much time obsessing over something they claim not to care about at all are obviously far more emotionally invested than they'd like to admit. The irony is that most of those douches complain about a woman's emotional nature....while using some of the most emotionally charged language I've ever read on a forum.
And yes, flying doucheman: anger is an emotion, too.
Another irony: much like the bitter and angry feminists they spend their every moment despising, they view the other gender through the spectrum of their very limited - and obviously fucked up - experiences with women. This is no less myopic or idiotic than a woman who claims that every man is an evil asshole.
These boys seem not to understand that free will dictates that a certain percentage of humanity will choose to be cruel/fucked up/worthless/whatever. Some of those cruel/fucked up/worthless people happen to be men, and some of them happen to be women.
Obviously, very few (if any) of these guys got hugged enough or saw enough of a positive female role model at home to realize this.
And obviously, their exposure to women who are not shallow/vapid/fat/gold diggers has been extremely limited. Maybe they don't know that you can't meet a nice girl on a website created to bash women?
Or maybe they got tired of getting rejected by women who are completely out of their league and chose instead to go the bitter route.
Keep telling yourselves you're single by choice, boys. I'm sure it's got way more to do with the fact that all women are cunts than the fact that most of you look like Shrek & Jack Black had a love child who chose a 'career' that requires that you ask "paper or plastic?" or "do you want fries with that."
Which is not to demean retail employees, but more to illustrate the fact that I doubt ANY of these losers are the highly successful g's they want us to believe they are. I have friends who are masters of the universe and they're all too busy to obsess like these freaks.
How bizarre that their moderator "closes threads" for them. It's like they've been exposed to too much estrogen, so they have to be shielded from us! LOL I guess they don't get to think for themselves over there. :-O
I think Nacho closed it. He did say it had come to a natural end. Very interesting post #10!
who the hell is anthacat to say what can and cant be said on nsbr and what she will and wont tolerate and tell other posters what to do. i guess you bitches and the peas are too scared of her to challenge her on it. talk about sheep.
WTF #13? She made rules for HER thread, not the whole fucking board. Maybe you need to actually think about what you read and not just spout off crap?
Apparently the bitches all go to bed early. Wonder if they use face cream and hair curlers too?
Apparently, all the assholes without lives are awake and posting on a Scrapbook smack blog. Keep telling yourselves you're single cause all women are bitches, boys! It stings a lot less than the truth, huh?
Of course, we all know that doesn't apply to YOU. We know the truth: you're all super rich, uber handsome and have a harem of genius supermodels dying for a piece of that giant cock of yours, right?
How nice of you guys to cancel your dates with the amazingly hot and successful women (I mean, dick receptacles) that you allow into your lives so you could come play with us!
Quick question: do you guys spend hours spewing vitriolic bull before or after you put time into your super successful careers, personalities and bodies? I ask because all of the handsome, successful men (single or not) I know are just too busy working and enjoying their lives to spend as much time on the web as you all obviously do.
I had hoped that the flying douchemen would buy a clue about this site.
Looks like I set my sights too high.
One last attempt to explain to the Lost Boys:
*Someone at 2peas found your site and linked it and bashed it
*This site is about smacking the bitchery @2peas
*Your site was discussed here in the context of smacking on the peas
Anonymous said... 11 How bizarre that their moderator "closes threads" for them. It's like they've been exposed to too much estrogen, so they have to be shielded from us! LOL I guess they don't get to think for themselves over there. :-O
April 27, 2011 8:23 PM
It's Nacho's site. He said it when he posted shellwhatever's name. She applied to HIS site.
10 tl:dr
Their site should be named: "My Peaing wife left me because those bitches told her to".
Wow, those men didn't even want to mess around with the peas. They know what they're up against and are AFRAID!!!!
They had the perfect opportunity and place to spew their hate and didn't. They have more class than all the peas put together.
If they had come onto the Pea thread it would be 8 pages of vicious bitch shit and they know to avoid that crap.
Kudos Douchemen!!
ITA 22!
Anyone else think the new mom_of_gay_son is chele oh?
One last attempt to explain to the Lost Boys:
*Someone at 2peas found your site and linked it and bashed it
*This site is about smacking the bitchery @2peas
*Your site was discussed here in the context of smacking on the peas
WTH are you talking about,I go away for 1 day and miss drama??
Your arms won't fit in your sleeves cuz they're fat, not cuz you have to many muscles.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087522
"Well, this morning I put on a very nice short-sleeved top from New York and Co and could BARELY get my arms through the sleeves! Apparently I'm some sort of Hercules with more massive biceps then the average woman. (I'm not really a weightlifter, my arms aren't ripped or cut or even bulging so I don't get it?) "
#24-no prolly not. her son is still in high school. he won't come outta the big bad closet until at least his second semester of college.
after being engaged to Hambeast, I bet her daughter turned lesbian.
26-yeah, she probably has hanging Hambeast arms and is in denial. Just cause they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it!
Who is the pea that posts very long posts on the pod? Heartcat?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3086809
OP = CheleOh
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087539
She's a crappy mother. All of her kids are effed up. I'm sick of hearing it's because they were born to a druggie. Big deal. Sass adopted them and has been the one who raised them. Years ago when she used to post daily, I think we all got the impression that she was mean to those kids. She seemed like an abusive mother. Now she wants to come on every few months and ask for prayers and say how awful they are and how she doesn't know what to do with them.
30-I don't think so. Her son is a graduating senior and she is very much a Christian. Try again.
yeah, heartcat is the queen of the epic length posts at the pod. my eyes glaze over whenever she posts.
Heartcat may have a few long posts but they're at least intelligent. It's Nightowls posts that ramble on and on with spittle flying.
can not believe
the blog couldnt hook
L'Urine up with
a doucheman
it seems that
even the douchemen
have standards
*standards*
-speaking of, did anyone notice the uncanny resemblance Lauren has with a certain Sharon Bruckner who just started a Laurenesque passive aggressive thread at the bukkit?
LMAO her lack of protein must be making her dumber than ever
So #10 is Heartcat? I don't read her posts either. Whatever she has to say can be said in a few sentences, not several paragraphs.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3086939#28671749
Sure muellertime is being a douche but KelleyLo has lost her freaking mind on this thread.
mrstyler must have hurt feelings
no one is starting threads asking if shes checked in daily
*hurt feelings*
Muellertime is a waste of skin, I always feel so sorry for her kids.
Mrs. Tyler is the poster hag for butthurt.
I agree 32. Sass faked her own suicide via internet, and had her husband and those same kids lie for her. Now she's distraught because daughter is a liar, attempted suicide, etc. Sass was never stable enough to attempt to raise those kids. They deserved better.
I'm not belittling the fact they had a rough start - but their second shot at some stability was never all that great. There are many things Sass has written over the years that showed she was ill-prepared to parent those children. It's a shame...in a different home, in a different area with better resources, with a stable family, they might have had a chance.
The problem is not the kids alone. It's troubled kids with a troubled mother.
all very good points 43. spot on.
I've always wondered every time she posted that nothing was available there - what is the attraction to living there if there are no resources that you need for your family. even their jobs were so far away. Why are you there??
maybe StacyAngel and her KrazyKhristianKlown Posse needs to load up in the Klown Kar so they take a road trip. That way they can verify Sass's story.
43 The Sass sucide attempt post dates me. Whats the scoop? Just from that post she sounds all kinds of fucked up.
I feel for Sass, but why in the world do unstable people take on troubled foster children? I think she's done more harm than good.
Sass was a major whackadoo back in the day. She got a lot of heat for it at the bucket. When it all got to be too much, she posted as someone else news of her suicide. Another nutjob at the board took it on herself to contact the family. When she called the house, the husband and the kids confirmed that poor Sass had ended it all. Except she hadn't. Not sure how it unraveled at that point, but Sass eventually confessed it was all a lie, she asked the husband and kid to lie for her. The peas, of course, welcomed her back with open arms. Sass is literally the only pea to come back from the dead. And people act like it never even happened...or is normal. or that she's really stable. She is quite fucked up.
Wow. Faking your own sucide is crazy but having your kids confirm it is really fucked up
as fucked up as Sass is the really fucked up crazy is the stalker StacyAngel and her crew of fucking misfits. Talk about nutjobs, Sass knows she needs help, those stalking bitches stop at nothing.
You people would not believe how many fucking "elephants" are in the room when it comes to the Peas and the crazy. Sass and the Suicide is just one...prolly the worst one but just one in many.
The Peas are a crazy bunch when it comes to shoving shit under the carpet and acting like they are one big happy fucking family (of morans)
"In any case, they should be bitter bc after all, they are right. I can be 50 lbs overweight and I can still get laid. All I have to do is show up to any bar, wait long enough, and lower my standards. They however, have to pay for it. Or persuade someone by lying about their intent."
Well go on with your bad self, MSMARIAH.
I think she ought to hookup with old Deathslayer, they would definitely be "equally yoked." He'd finally get laid and she could finally roll in the "mud."
mrstyler must have hurt feelings
no one is starting threads asking if shes checked in daily
*hurt feelings*
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don't think I haven't noticed the "brick" imitations (the Middle)
I have and I'm LOLing
luv me some blog bitches
*blog bitches* LOL!
My personal opinion:
The single Flying Douchemen are the World of Warcraft playing types that would seldom darken the door of a bar much less attempt an approach at any woman, fat or otherwise unless she was in her WoW persona.
The bitter divorced/still married Douchemen are too busy trying to figure out how to that child support and still live above the poverty line to do more than PAY for a quickie with their lunch money stash.
They harmless for the most part and it seems that NACHO didn't want to expose some of his more "delicate flowers" to cold bitterness of a PeeBukkit assault.
Kudos to him! Hit me up Nacho and let this fat chick show you the new meaning of "hogging."
It's hilarious when SabrinaM or Anna(fucksa)banana scream they aren't racist. They make good companions to white hooded LeSabre L'Urine.
Whose ears pricked up when the Birther threads started. She's all over them.
Someone help me with my history....Sass also really seemed to benefit when she was falsely accused of some shit years later on the board, and it turned out to be a well-known, well-liked pea who was the culprit. What exactly happened with that? That seemed to be the really turning point in when many forgave/forgot the whole Sass debacle. Since she was later railroaded by someone later. What was that about? I'm old and my brain don't work so good. And the bucket isn't my life, just a happy, bizarre diversion.
I remember that too, 56. Let me wrack my little pea brain to see if I can come up with some deets.
Ohio Jenny's parents must have been siblings. Nobody should be as stupid as she is.
56--was it SherryW? Found this interesting thread from 2005. She is posting as "HiSass".
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1526245
Funny how yakiscrappy/cherryeye is the expert on what a troll is, lol!
http://2peasinmyazz.blogspot.com/
Some good reading at this old blog.
Ohio Jenny's parents must have been siblings. Nobody should be as stupid as she is.
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Link?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087662
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does this OP look a bit "special" to anyone?
62 - as in her avatar or her post?
What the hell does she need explained, #62? Why doesn't she just err on the side of caution?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3086809
OP = CheleOh
April 28, 2011 8:26 AM
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No, it's not Chele.
I think it's KikiNichole.
But whoever it is, I think she's a good mom for supporting her child through something like this.
loozandwhine is in the house. same complaints over the same people. she must have a crush on these women.
Meh, I thought Kiki too, but the complete lack of *asterisks* in the post would lead me to believe it's not Kiki.
And even if she was trying to not make herself evident, I don't *think* kiki can *resist* her asterisks.
*agreed* 57 :)
how fucking stupid would you have to be to go to the pod to ask if you should take nakie videos of your kid down after being told it was linked to a pedophile site? I mean, who gives a shit if the message came from a fucking troll or not? Geezus christ on a cracker.
Some people are too stoopid to be walking upright and breathing.
Even Kiki would not be so dumb as to not remove her identifying asterisks from a post.
I am sure she knows that the blog bitches all talk about her (*)(*)'s.
Why do I get the feeling if Kiki's son was gay, her dh would freak out? The OP never mentions the father or her husband. It made me think it was a single or divorced mom.
Aerobigirl is an idiot. You can tell she was determined not to take down that video of her kid in the tub. She really didn't want to and who knows if she really did or not. She acted like it was perfectly fine to have it up and also seemed to be proud that the video got so many hits on You Tube. What a nutter!
I think the "my son is gay" pea is Kelpea.
Molly = underrated pea bitch.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087634
STFU Joe. You are NOT funny. What a loser. The same women who get their panties wet when Joe posts are probably the same ones over here drooling and begging for the Douchemen to stay and chat. Pathetic desperate peas.
Saint Esther is back.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/gallery/member/8771-aerobigirl/projects/
Aerobigirl has some nice scrapbook pages!
I don't know if they're good or not, but there is a shitload of them..............
Rainbutch has also reappeared at The Pod.
-speaking of, did anyone notice the uncanny resemblance Lauren has with a certain Sharon Bruckner who just started a Laurenesque passive aggressive thread at the bukkit?
LMAO her lack of protein must be making her dumber than ever
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You can't give Lauren credit for that one. Look at her first post. She mentions how she doesn't want any heat on her blog and whatnot.
She's some pseudo scrapbook queen that thinks she has a "career".
STFU Joe. You are NOT funny. What a loser.
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Agreed.
Poser.
Pathetic.
CL needs to simmer down too.
I'm not sure who looks more pathetic and desperate on that Slower Joe thread--him or the bored, loser hausfraus who wet themselves at the possibility that a "man" will interact with them.
It's a tough call, but I'm going to have to go with Joe. 40, wannabe stand-up comedian, no relationship experience and desperate enough to troll the pod for some cyber flirting. Jeebus, how sad.
I'm not Kiki, but my DH would freak if he had a gay DS.
Slower Joe creeps me out. I really don't like his siggy with the pics of him and peas he has met. I don't think I'd be bragging about meeting 'slow' Joe.
Joe just absolutely skeeves me out. And I detest the word "skeeve", it that gives you any idea how much he does. blech
myshelly is the dumbest cunt on the fucking board. She is basically saying child porn is ok, because she can't control what someone else thinks. Also, comparing a picture of a fully clothed child is NOT the same as a video of a NAKKED child in a bathtub. What a moron!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3087662&pg=2
Who is the pea who has a teenaged son named Nicky? I think that's what his name is. She posted awhile back about how he is in theater and dance and loves to wear pink, even though he gets teased, but he's a really great kid (and he totally seemed like a wonderful kid) and that she loves him for who he is no matter what?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087726
Guess KikiPEA doesn't have a sense of humor. That's exactly what I thought when I opened this!!!!!!
#87-that boy Nicky had a cancer a few years ago. His mom bailed on the board when she had gastric bypass surgery and now only posts to show weight loss pictures and pics of her kids.
I am thrilled her son has recovered from his cancer but he do seems like is going down the gay path but he isn't 15 years old yet so I don't think it is him either.
KikiPea is a pursed-lip tightass.
Wasn't kikipea the chick that went through a drive through, ordered a grilled cheese and the guy working the window said "No." so she said okay and drove home? Anyone remember this story?!
She seems so timid and weak.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087663
SDeven's post on here makes me think her whole house smells like mothballs. I'd also love to know what she considers 'quality' clothing.
and of course, TracyC/FL didn't even spend that much in 5 YEARS! Boo Hoo, poor me!
She may not have spent that much in 5 years for clothes but somehow she has an ipad.
And yes I am bitter, both dh and I work and an ipad would be a total extra that would strain the budget yet her unemployed ass has one.
ps don't bother telling me I should have picked a better career field, don't you think I have realized that by now.
SDeven's post on here makes me think her whole house smells like mothballs. I'd also love to know what she considers 'quality' clothing.
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Quality clothing for the poor man's Peppermint Patty is the Lost & Found box at church, and rugby shirt seconds at the sweatshop south of the border.
She's someone who'd pay a guy at the local morgue to pull outfits off of the stiffs. Waste not, want not. Besides, that Duggar detergent washes the putrefaction right off!
She may not have spent that much in 5 years for clothes but somehow she has an ipad
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word.
Is Stephanie Howell still a drunk?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/userprofile.asp?user_id=8771
Hold up. This woman is a fitness trainer??????
She looks a lot more normal in her pics in her layouts. On her thread, she did say she was leaving for work, I guess she could be teaching an evening aerobics class. Her daughter does have Downs. (I am NOT saying anything bad about that, just an observation. It is mentioned in a layout or two)
Who is Stephanie Howell and why do we care if she is a drunk?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/gallery/member/8771-aerobigirl/1670699-jump/?c=t
How do you take that picture?
Who said anything about her being a drunk? Link?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087567
Holy shit! I actually agree with Silver Dolphin. I'm going to faint now.
MsMariah is quickly becoming the #1 most annoying pea. That "degree" has really went to her fat head. Every time she posts I remember that photo of her disgusting dirty kitchen.
I agree #103. Also, on that thread, SDeven says how her boys don't run wild...um, they are teenagers! Really not comparable to toddlers! Of course she uses a reusable shopping bag!
Sidenote: I'll bet her husband is an "expert packer...wink wink"
Is Hoosierchick86 preggers?
Did I miss an announcement?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087691
SabrinaM is furious that her kids are taught that saving energy is a positive thing.
I'm not Kiki, but my DH would freak if he had a gay DS.
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Sad.
I'm not Kiki, but my DH would freak if he had a gay DS.
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sounds like you picked a winner there sweetie. hopefully you don't have a DS with him that might be gay since he'd have such an ass of a father to worry about
Doesn't cycworker claim to work with kids?
If a perv jacks off on a photo of your kid in the forest, is he still really a pervert?
Cycworker is one of those people that no one likes, and the only people who will have anything to do with her are her family (because they have to) or church peoPle who feel sorry enough for her to put up with her crap. Her whole LCD is essentially just a pity fuck.
Damn you auto correct!
LCD=life
Confirmation on the wedding thread, that immature fuckwit Pinky Zebra and Kim M both post over here.
Must be time to fumigate.
Anonymous said... 107 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087691
SabrinaM is furious that her kids are taught that saving energy is a positive thing.
April 28, 2011 9:16 PM
I don't see *furious* in that post at all. Just irritation about it.
I think it's stupid to take them out of classes for bullshit stuff.
*Jimmy* is failing English but we had assemblies all week. (or whatever class lol)
Anonymous said... 112 Damn you auto correct!
LCD=life
April 29, 2011 1:34 AM
you're on a phone?
cyworker was the one on the christmas dinner thread said:
cycworker
On dry runs Santa drives the Isuzu
PeaNut 159331 - July 2004
Posts: 6244 Layouts: 0
Loc: Vancouver Island, BC, Canada
Posted: 12/23/2010 7:42:12 PM
I can't believe you're letting him do this. You don't want to hear this, but you'll be embarassed if this turns into a disaster, because like it or not, people are going to put it on you for not looking after it.
That's the benefit of a matriarchal family. None of our men would ever DREAM of volunteering his home without permission.
and:
cycworker
On dry runs Santa drives the Isuzu
PeaNut 159331 - July 2004
Posts: 6244 Layouts: 0
Loc: Vancouver Island, BC, Canada
Posted: 12/24/2010 4:06:15 PM
Actually, I get why you'd think that. But it isn't that way.... the women in my family have more finesse than that. It's more along the lines of 'getting your man to do what you want in such a way that he thinks it's his idea.'
and:
Matriarchal means my mother has veto power on everything. She rules the roost. Again, my dad would never DREAM of doing what this guy is doing, because WOMEN make the decisions, particularly about matters like 'what we're doing for Christmas' and the men simply do as they are told.
and:
One more quick, shorter example re: a woman making decisions:
My mom wants to do some redecorating in the living room. She was mentioning it this weekend. She manages their finances so she knows what they can afford. She'll talk to my dad about it, but ultimately SHE will decide if/when it happens. Because SHE is the one who will wear it when/if that group starts gossiping about how dated and old her living room looks.
It is very much a cultural based on keeping up appearances.
and:
Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
Isn't she a bundle of fun!!
116 tldr and also this one should get steffies attention
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087807
117 sorry your attention span sucks today
I doubt it will bring her out again 117
I'm not Kiki, but my DH would freak if he had a gay DS.
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sounds like you picked a winner there sweetie. hopefully you don't have a DS with him that might be gay since he'd have such an ass of a father to worry about.
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Really? The man YOU plan on having children with or do have children with would just automatically, immediately react in such a loving, appropriate manner when informed his son was gay? You must be married to one of those secretly gay guys.
I think any guy would freak. It's just the way they are wired. BUT, hopefully in a very short time, they would come to their senses and be supportive and accepting of their son.
http://gigglesandcutiepumpkinsphotography.blogspot.com/
Too funny.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087737
Is it bad that I want to see pics of the smiley faced bush? LOL
Anonymous said... 121 http://gigglesandcutiepumpkinsphotography.blogspot.com/
Too funny.
April 29, 2011 6:56 AM
Is this someone from 2Ps blog?
No references there, not many people would go there if they have half a brain.
There is new space.
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