Monday, April 18, 2011

Space.

176 comments:

Anonymous said...

first.

Anonymous said...

SECOND

Anonymous said...

Yep, so have we. It's called TWO PEAS. And lazy ass good for nothings at the pod are still not an excuse for bullying someone who is CLEARLY not ok. FFS, she has physical AND cognitive issues
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Yet, she can clearly spell decently, knows proper English(unlike Adara'sMommy).....sumpin jus don't add up.

But whatever. Next topic

Anonymous said...

Time to am-scray 152. Even us nasty blog bitches are disturbed by your lack of humanity.

There is absolutely no kettle to your pot, pot to your kettle, or any other stupid cliched rubber/glue comparison you try to fling out there.

Some people simply have no humanity. Congratulations, you're among that select few.

Anonymous said...

Could someone help me refresh my memory? Is enjoytotheend the pea whose dad ran over her mom and then sued the insurance company or was that stillsmiling?

Enjoy's only been back like a day, and her posts are getting more and more irritating.

Anonymous said...

STFU 4. You don't like it..bite me cunt bag!
I've reread Scrappertastic's posts on the same issues that she's been ranting about. As Nicole in Texas stated...You can't help someone who doesn't want help. Scrappertastic's posted the same shit over and over...people have told her to get help from her caseworker at whatever social service agency she's been working with.

She is obviously NOT taking ANY of the advice that's been offered to her over and over and over again.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I read the damn thread and I call Bullshit on scrapertastic. She's too quick with the replys, she uses 'big words' correctly. She's playing them.

Anonymous said...

hmm, I always thought cindyupnorth was just your run of the mill, average grouchy bitch. It's interesting to see her showing everyone just who she really is on that scrappertastic thread.

Anonymous said...

Gah! Why we gotta throw around the 'cunt' all the time. Makes all you bitches sound like ghetto trash, yo.

Word.

Anonymous said...

I'm still thinkin S-tastic is a troll

Anonymous said...

Ok, I read the damn thread and I call Bullshit on scrapertastic. She's too quick with the replys, she uses 'big words' correctly. She's playing them.
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Yep, that is what I think too....so no sympathy from me. If she WERE for real, I would really feel sorry for her

Anonymous said...

STFU 4. You don't like it..bite me cunt bag!
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LOL! You're just a peach, aren't you?

Anonymous said...

You're just a peach, aren't you?
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No, I'm a special snowflake, just like you ;)

Anonymous said...

she uses 'big words' correctly. She's playing them
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I second this! Anyone who can spell frustration correctly is not mentally challenged.

Anonymous said...

Looks like 4 hit a nerve with 152. I guess the truth really does hurt.

Anonymous said...

Time to am-scray 152. Even us nasty blog bitches are disturbed by your lack of humanity.

There is absolutely no kettle to your pot, pot to your kettle, or any other stupid cliched rubber/glue comparison you try to fling out there.

Some people simply have no humanity. Congratulations, you're among that select few.
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That.

Anonymous said...

Looks like 4 hit a nerve with 152. I guess the truth really does hurt
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Nope just tired of everybody and their brother trying to PLAY the system and live off the government. If S-tastic can post legibly on an internet message board, she can perform a job that would not require her to deal with the public. The US Social Security system is going broke and fast.

Anonymous said...

I second this! Anyone who can spell frustration correctly is not mentally challenged.
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Seriously? It's in the post she quoted.

Anonymous said...

Nope just tired of everybody and their brother trying to PLAY the system and live off the government.
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What a stinking crock of shit. But hey, keep telling yourself whatever you need to in order to live with yourself.

Anonymous said...

Scrappertastic a troll? Maybe. But on the chance she may be "for reals," I would rather err on the side of compassion and understanding than on cuntyupnorth's side of, well, being a cunt.

152 said...

Oh...I'm so ashamed...the nasty blog bitches are ganging up on me.

Peace out cunts, I'm going to bed.

Anonymous said...

Scrappertastic a troll? Maybe. But on the chance she may be "for reals," I would rather err on the side of compassion and understanding than on cuntyupnorth's side of, well, being a cunt.
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I completely agree.

Anonymous said...

Scrappertastic a troll? Maybe. But on the chance she may be "for reals," I would rather err on the side of compassion and understanding than on cuntyupnorth's side of, well, being a cunt.
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So,have you gone to the pod to defend Scrappertastic? Or are you just hiding behind the blog bitches who are ganging up on 152?

And since WHEN is this blog about compassion toward fellow man?

Anonymous said...

And since WHEN is this blog about compassion toward fellow man?

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It isn't the first time we've defended the underdog.

Anonymous said...

20 here-I'm smacking the bitches/cunts at the bukkit and the truly vile blog bitches. I may or may not have defended scrappertastic-not gonna tell:P

Anonymous said...

It isn't the first time we've defended the underdog
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So you blog bitches are all warm and fuzzy people? Or not? Pick one...you can't be both.

Anonymous said...

You can absolutely be both. But it would depend on the particular Blog Bitch.

Anonymous said...

You can absolutely be both. But it would depend on the particular Blog Bitch.
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Very true.

Anonymous said...

It's interesting that people who profess to hate this blog so much keep showing up and posting.

Anonymous said...

eh, i smack the idiots at the bukkit, not the "retards".

Anonymous said...

13=aerofart

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 6 STFU 4. You don't like it..bite me cunt bag!
I've reread Scrappertastic's posts on the same issues that she's been ranting about. As Nicole in Texas stated...You can't help someone who doesn't want help. Scrappertastic's posted the same shit over and over...people have told her to get help from her caseworker at whatever social service agency she's been working with.

She is obviously NOT taking ANY of the advice that's been offered to her over and over and over again.

April 18, 2011 6:00 PM

She *IS* going for help. It might help if you read the thread.

All the girl did was type out a complaint about her dinner and this is what she got.

Don't like her/her threads? Don't open.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 17 Looks like 4 hit a nerve with 152. I guess the truth really does hurt
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Nope just tired of everybody and their brother trying to PLAY the system and live off the government. If S-tastic can post legibly on an internet message board, she can perform a job that would not require her to deal with the public. The US Social Security system is going broke and fast.

April 18, 2011 6:14 PM

Hi Carla!!

Anonymous said...

All the girl did was type out a complaint about her dinner and this is what she got.


Don't like her/her threads? Don't open.
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How did complaining about her dinner turn into a woe is me post or PVM type posting. All the girl does is whine. Good to know she's decided to FINALLY listen to what the peas have been telling her for months...now if only MKM would do the same.

Didn't know scrappertastic was a "special" person till I read it here on the bitch blog. She will now be going on IGNORE!

Anonymous said...

maybe one of you bitches could start a PayPal fund for Scrappertastic so she can get herself a life.

Anonymous said...

It sure looks like hell will be overpopulated with peas.

I wonder if poor ol' Satan knows what he's getting himself into?!

Anonymous said...

FFS, now we have F'ing Steffie and Cuntupnorth here talking to themselves. Fuck me.

Anonymous said...

It sure looks like hell will be overpopulated with peas.

I wonder if poor ol' Satan knows what he's getting himself into?!
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And blog bitches too :p

Anonymous said...

Wow, it looks like Nicole in Texas is one of the posters here.
Same with Steffie, cindyupnorth and Scrapwench.

Anonymous said...

...and it got suspiciously silent.

Anonymous said...

It sure looks like hell will be overpopulated with peas.

I wonder if poor ol' Satan knows what he's getting himself into?!
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The best part will be all the Peas who will be shocked, shocked to wind up there. Like Skybar and Typhus.

And Muellertime, bringing her boombox of rockin' Jeebus tunes.

Anonymous said...

alright blog bitches how about someone creates a troll peaname that anyone can access and use to post on the NSBR? the password would be "password" and the email address attached to it would be generic. that way if anyone here got a wild hair up their butt they wouldnt have to go through all the trouble to make a new id. the peas would go absolutely insane and it would be hilarious to see them try to figure out who it was/is...so how about it? ill set it up and post the info here if enough of you are down

Anonymous said...

What do you want to bet that momy2six's family really did forget her birthday today? They run that woman ragged and don't seem to give a shit about her at all:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085133

Also, CountyHam's eight year old boy is Jonesing for Jeebus already, eh?

"Finally one night he was crying and said "Mom I am not perfect, only Jesus was. Can you promise me that if I die in a tornado that I will go to heaven. Mom I need to be part of God's family."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085141

Anonymous said...

I refuse to believe hattaway saw a guy with a gerbil up his butt.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085213

Anonymous said...

Steffie is not bipolar. She just says that to try and justify her bad behavior.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085318

looks like a colored condom wreath

Anonymous said...

I think steffie is just another one of L'Urine's alters.

Anonymous said...

I agree that Steffie is not bipolar.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 42 alright blog bitches how about someone creates a troll peaname that anyone can access and use to post on the NSBR? the password would be "password" and the email address attached to it would be generic. that way if anyone here got a wild hair up their butt they wouldnt have to go through all the trouble to make a new id. the peas would go absolutely insane and it would be hilarious to see them try to figure out who it was/is...so how about it? ill set it up and post the info here if enough of you are down

April 18, 2011 8:13 PM

You do realize almost ALL of them come here (and claim not to). You would be open to positive AND negative comments and it may not be something you always agree with. Plus, to sign up you have to have a valid email address that would need to be confirmed(in case you didn't know or forgot)

Anonymous said...

Steffie is not mentally ill. She's just an evil bitch.

Anonymous said...

I never realized NicoleinTX was such a bitch either. Wow peas are just letting the ugly fly high tonight. Sad and pathetic really.

Anonymous said...

Same here on nicoleintx. I was kind of surprised by her.

Anonymous said...

Steffie is psychotic. Bitch needs to be tossed in the loony bin.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 42 alright blog bitches how about someone creates a troll peaname that anyone can access and use to post on the NSBR? the password would be "password" and the email address attached to it would be generic. that way if anyone here got a wild hair up their butt they wouldnt have to go through all the trouble to make a new id. the peas would go absolutely insane and it would be hilarious to see them try to figure out who it was/is...so how about it? ill set it up and post the info here if enough of you are down

April 18, 2011 8:13 PM

Won't work.

Now, I posted about his a few minutes ago, I saw the post and now it's gone. I had another post earlier today disappear as well. Censorship anyone? Damn janetheslut, you're beginning to be a little one sided.

Anonymous said...

You don't like it..bite me cunt bag!
I've reread Scrappertastic's posts on the same issues that she's been ranting about. As Nicole in Texas stated...You can't help someone who doesn't want help. Scrappertastic's posted the same shit over and over...people have told her to get help from her caseworker at whatever social service agency she's been working with.

She is obviously NOT taking ANY of the advice that's been offered to her over and over and over again.
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fuck off steffie you pathetic cunt.

Anonymous said...

Someone fill me in. What kind of kindness and support has steffie been given in the past?

Anonymous said...

Someone fill me in. What kind of kindness and support has steffie been given in the past?

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seriously, STFU steffie, here and at the bukkit.

Anonymous said...

No. *smirk*

Anonymous said...

Jeezu H. Christ, some of you bitches need a xanax and a Jack back. You sound like rabid fishwives that have warts and never get laid. Ease up before you have a coronary. Fuck me running.

All Hail the Magikal Beouf!!!

Anonymous said...

God, they all need to shut the hell up about SSI.
How hard is it to work out that her mother probably gets something but that OP doesn't understand or know anything about it.

Anonymous said...

stuffie is officially crazy.
there i said it.

Anonymous said...

Hey Annabella! Didn't know you posted here too!

Anonymous said...

Agreed. ^ steffie is a complete psycho

Jane Doe said...

For the last time, I am not censoring anything. If your comment didn't show up, it's because blogger flagged it as spam and I have to go undo it. I just fixed the 12 comments that were marked as spam, so yours should have shown up.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 60 God, they all need to shut the hell up about SSI.
How hard is it to work out that her mother probably gets something but that OP doesn't understand or know anything about it.

April 18, 2011 11:09 PM

Then she should be able to buy some carbs with it :P

Anonymous said...

Jane Doe said... 64 For the last time, I am not censoring anything. If your comment didn't show up, it's because blogger flagged it as spam and I have to go undo it. I just fixed the 12 comments that were marked as spam, so yours should have shown up.

April 19, 2011 6:52 AM

Not really helpful when one of them was on the last page, janetheslut.

Anonymous said...

STFU steffiethepsycho

Anonymous said...

Is steffie awake?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085318

Can I ask why? WTF do you do with that? Surely you don't put what looks like a bunch of colored condoms on your front door?
That is so fucking ugly.

Anonymous said...

The wreath is fun and cute and doesn't look like it's covered in condoms. It looks like it's covered in colorful balloons, dumbass. You just try to make something out of nothing. We all get tired of your stoopid.

Anonymous said...

meh I agree with 69, the wreath looks like a bunch of used condoms. Not what I'd want on my front door.

Anonymous said...

I think the Scrappertastic thread is really ugly. Wenchie, Yubon and Monique are the usual bullies.

Michelley is shockingly pretending to be nice, well only to counteract the other thread.

Anonymous said...

It's ugly, not our problem your taste is in your ass 70.
As for making something out of nothing, sometimes the nothing is your best option.
Obviously someone has teh ugly in their door too!

Anonymous said...

A bunch of little balloons look like condoms? You all must know a lot guys with small dicks.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 74 A bunch of little balloons look like condoms? You all must know a lot guys with small dicks.

April 19, 2011 8:26 AM

You don't get out much, do you?

Anonymous said...

I think the Scrappertastic thread is really ugly. Wenchie, Yubon and Monique are the usual bullies.
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looks like steffiethepsycho is awake

Anonymous said...

She isn't going to give up is she?
I am starting to agree with the others that she is having a manic episode, any normal person would have walked away from that thread by now.
Why is she so invested in scrappertastic anyway? Seems odd that she is so obsessed with making some sort of point about her.

Anonymous said...

From Steffi:

I picture you as a fat, mad black woman jumping out of your computer chair and stomping around, all the while shaking your finger in the air saying "oh no that bitch didnnnttt!"

888888888888
Wait, Whoa, What What What? and Wow.

Anonymous said...

Uh Oh... who has the number for the men with the white van?

Anonymous said...

Steffie is crazy. And a perfect example of why bipolars get such a bad rap.

She's scary crazy. Utterly and completely bonkers. They don't make meds for that level of disturbed.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 79 Uh Oh... who has the number for the men with the white van?

April 19, 2011 9:12 AM

That would be Stacy. She posted right after that "fat mad black woman" comment too.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to get the tranquilizer gun and use it on steffie. STAT.

Anonymous said...

StacyAngel~
HapPEA HapPEA HapPEA

PeaNut 108225 - September 2003
Posts: 20439 Layouts: 74
Loc: I am with those I love
Posted: 4/19/2011 11:11:56 AM
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Hey Steffie,

Take your racism, your nastiness, and your whatever the heck else into a padded room. Now.


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Make that call Stacy!!

Anonymous said...

Good Lord this shit is Boooooooring.

Anonymous said...

I think the Scrappertastic thread is really ugly. Wenchie, Yubon and Monique are the usual bullies.
000000000000000000
hi stuffie!

Anonymous said...

steffie certainly makes a case for bipolars not being allowed to reproduce.

Anonymous said...

I picture you as a fat, mad black woman jumping out of your computer chair and stomping around, all the while shaking your finger in the air saying "oh no that bitch didnnnttt!"
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THIS is the kind of shit that children of bipolars have to live with. Every day. It's beyond wrong that people like this are allowed to roam the streets. They need to be locked up.

Anonymous said...

What's the over/under until she deletes everything, and comes back with a new account?

Anonymous said...

Calm down and don't fret. Steffie will end up in an institution sooner rather than later. She is careening towards a psychotic break. It's imminent.

Anonymous said...

What were some of steffie's previous alters? That bitch should have been banned long ago.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 84 Good Lord this shit is Boooooooring.

April 19, 2011 9:37 AM

Nice contribution to make it *unboring*, bitch!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 90 What were some of steffie's previous alters? That bitch should have been banned long ago.

April 19, 2011 9:52 AM

Are you referring to the alters (alterations) to her straight jacket?
:P

Anonymous said...

Fuck off 81, I am not Stacey and FWIW I have not posted on that thread at all. FFS, I doubt anyone is desperate enough to post the same comments over there and here at the same time, and some of us have enough sense not to be that obvious anyway. Steffie is clearly a loon so similar posts are inevitable.
All the guessing (wrongly) is just fucking annoying...unless you are 5 years old.

Anonymous said...

looks like StacyAngels KrazyKhristianKlown Posse needs to expand the membership to welcome Steffie & Lefty into the inner sanctum

Anonymous said...

Steffie is dangerously close to a psycho episode. Too bad they can't throw away the key when they lock her up.

Anonymous said...

Lefty is a card carrying racist. Has she ever attempted to hide it?

Anonymous said...

Beje=Leftturnonly=nicegirl

Anonymous said...

hmm, looks like steffie doesn't like it when people confuse her with stacey.

Anonymous said...

Beje=Leftturnonly=nicegirl
April 19, 2011 10:18 AM

That is old news. Lefty has never tried to hide her crazy racist shit. She's very proud of it.

Anonymous said...

L'Urines gone missing since she tried to crawl up Yubons ass brown nosing a few days back

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 93 Fuck off 81, I am not Stacey and FWIW I have not posted on that thread at all. FFS, I doubt anyone is desperate enough to post the same comments over there and here at the same time, and some of us have enough sense not to be that obvious anyway. Steffie is clearly a loon so similar posts are inevitable.
All the guessing (wrongly) is just fucking annoying...unless you are 5 years old.

April 19, 2011 10:07 AM

Unless you have the #/post wrong, Stacy has a history of calling peas (husbands) when things go awry. .H.I.S.T.O.R.Y.

Someone asked who had the phone number and well, that would be Stacy.

It's funny, if you can't take a joke then this isn't the place for you to be. Go take your meds and we'll all be happy to pat you on the head and send you on your way.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Scrappertastic is as disabled as a lot of the Peas are claiming. I get the feeling that she's socially retarded, yes; but certainly not mentally retarded.

She knows enough to complain about being smothered by her mother and is smart enough to offer up a litany of reasons she "can't" work (among them being that she doesn't want to work hard) - plus she's able to use the computer very well.

Scrappertastic, IMO, needs to STFU and take some accountability for her own life. I have a cousin with Down's Syndrome, and he's got a job that he's great at. He is disabled and doesn't use his disability as an excuse to be a worthless retard.

And by "worthless retard", I mean anyone who actively chooses to spend their life playing the victim and refuses to do anything for themselves, not truly disabled people who have no choice in the issues they face and strive to make the most of life anyway.

To excuse people like Scrappertastic under the guise of "oh, she's [ssshhhh] disabled" is an insult to truly disabled people like my cousin.

And, just to reiterate....my cousin is employed full-time and contributes to his home and to society. What does Scrappertastic contribute other than victimization?

Being unwilling to do anything for yourself is completely different than being unable to do so. There *is* a difference, and I'm tired of pretending there isn't.

Anonymous said...

I never realized NicoleinTX was such a bitch either.
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Just another good Cristchun woman like so many at the pod.

Anonymous said...

This is one time that Stacey picking up the phone would be a good idea. Steffie needs to be muzzled.

Anonymous said...

stfu, steffiethepsycho. seriously.

Anonymous said...

L'Urines gone missing since she tried to crawl up Yubons ass brown nosing a few days back
April 19, 2011 10:25 AM

She's just on another bender. Don't worry, she'll be slithering back soon.

Anonymous said...

No matter if scrappertastic is a troll or isn't, Steffie has put her true self out there for all to see. *insert crazy-eyed smilie here*

WTG, Steffie! You just gave many people their first look at bipolar, and what an impression you have made!

Anonymous said...

what the hell is this about Stacy calling peas husbands?

Holy Shit please elaborate

Anonymous said...

Stacey, et al, are just happy that Steffie's raving makes them appear to be on the sane side of the spectrum.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 108 what the hell is this about Stacy calling peas husbands?

Holy Shit please elaborate

April 19, 2011 10:50 AM

No, it's old news.

Anonymous said...

8 years or so old.

Anonymous said...

Stacey, et al, are just happy that Steffie's raving makes them appear to be on the sane side of the spectrum.
April 19, 2011 10:54 AM

sad, but true

Anonymous said...

I don't think Scrappertastic is a troll.

Anonymous said...

l'Urine on the the Paige/meatball thread.

She's definitely been on a food bender. Looks like the surgery was not much help

Anonymous said...

And Lowrent starts a transparent thread asking why Steffie's a racist.

Anonymous said...

LOL. L'Urine is back and jealous of all the attention that Steffie's getting, so she has started a thread asking why Steffie is being called a racist.

I really hope that no one is stupid enough to bother with feeding L'Urine's pathological need to stir the shit pot.

Anonymous said...

Oh, they already are.

The Pea racists are lining up to take refuge in the safety of L'urine's busom, and L'urine herself is mounting a defense of white people who want to bring someone's race into conversation randomly, and dismiss another's poster words on the basis of their race while using crude, insulting stereotypes.

Anonymous said...

Stacy disappeared? She must be on a witch hunt for the number.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 36

It sure looks like hell will be overpopulated with peas.

I wonder if poor ol' Satan knows what he's getting himself into?!
April 18, 2011 7:22 PM
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Ha! I can see Ole Scratch stressing the Scrap nites with all the PODDERS telling him how to run Hell while they scrap the latest torture of L'urine...

But you blog bitches are the worst and Gawd, I would <3 Hell with you all too.

Anonymous said...

L'Urines the one that falls for this shit every time

smack her here and she runs to the pod.every.single.time LOL such a dumb fat puppet

Anonymous said...

all the fucking posse is on fakebook cooking up posts towards steffie

Anonymous said...

wow l'urine thats the only thing you take away from scrappertastics thread?

no sensitivity for tastic but wondering why people aren't being sensitive towards Steffie


birds of a feather and all that

Anonymous said...

all the fucking posse is on fakebook cooking up posts towards steffie
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And how do you know that, you two-faced bitch?

Anonymous said...

waaaa waaaaa waaaaaa ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Steffie alert code crackpot Steffie alert

Anonymous said...

L'urnie being dumb enough to fall for the bait that some throw out for her here is exceeded only by the stupidity of those who reply to her threads over there.

Really, those idiots who reply to her are the real problem.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085483

It sounds like brandy is just like her momma.

Anonymous said...

Of COURSE Keri doesn't mind her daughters looking like dancing sluts, she's used to whoring them out.

Anonymous said...

The Stacey Calling Husbands Story

Years ago, Sassafrass was a total nitwit, multiple pea personalities, annoying people, just being a general douche. She created another persona that came on to say, you peas were so mean to Sassafrass (but one of her other ids) that she committed suicide. I'm not sure if that additional ID was asking for help for the family from the peas, or just plain wanted them to feel like they had bullied the woman to suicide, but Stacey called the house and the kids and the husband lied for her and said she was dead.

But she recreated herself as Sassafrass and came back again! Got busted for the fake suicide and still stayed around.

She's blissfully not around that much anymore, probably because her kids are older and have the same touch of the crazies that their whacked out mother has and she can't control them.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085504

OMG - Can't decide what is more hideous, the dress or the nasty house

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085504

Looks like housekeeping is not her strong suit. I'm 64.4897487877333834847342920% shocked that a SAHM PEA's house looks like this!

Anonymous said...

Great minds, 19, great minds ;P

Anonymous said...

oops, 129

Anonymous said...

L'Urines ears prick like satans when she hears the word racist
no one will steal the cuntbeasts thunder
no one

tossing on her hat she runs downstairs to her antiquated 1972 Buick LaSabre
while trying to not trip over her sheet
as she drags her door open she removes her pointy hat feverishly tossing it across the peeling Naugahyde seat
The floorboard area is filled with the empty carcasses of mickyD cheeseburger wrappers greasy fry containers and empty Krispy Kreme boxes
carcasses of last nights late bender
wheezing and out of breath she plops her fatass down into the car which groans in tired defiance as its springs have little life left to give as it tries to carry its heavy load one last time
as she turns the key a low shriek comes forth building in intesity
guttural primitive and desparate
ON TO THE POD
as the Buick backfires in protest
it's finally coaxed to life as her cankles quiver when her wide fat foot presses life into the beast
seconds pass as she curls her swollen pasty sausage fingers around the gear shifter and throws it into reverse
a noxious cloud of blue smoke spews out the tailpipe and curls around the open window
L'Urine takes a deep breath and her nostrils flare
the blue smoke is helplessly sucked inward

Anonymous said...

It's like she took the picture with the candy wrappers and the stolen milk crate purposely in the frame just so that she'd get talked about over here. The wallpaper is topic all by itself.

Anonymous said...

Brandy is not all there upstairs. She's a loon.

Her poor little girl looks stressed. Can't imagine why.

Anonymous said...

lol @ 133

I see you've met L'Urine in person :)

Anonymous said...

The dress is fugly as well

Anonymous said...

I guess I'm just less sensitive about these type of things (whether said about blacks, Jews, Asians or anyone else).
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No Lauren, you aren't "less sensitive". You are a sheet-wearing, dye-in-the-wool white supremest who is embarresed to be Jewish and dreams of being accepted in polite WASP society.

Anonymous said...

dreams of being accepted in polite WASP society.
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That would be the impossible dream for a creature like LowRent. It's simply never going to happen

Anonymous said...

The dress is fugly as well
April 19, 2011 1:29 PM

Yes, absolutely. Poor child.

Anonymous said...

Brandy is not all there upstairs. She's a loon.
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Very true.

Anonymous said...

She doesn't stick out to me. Why is Brandy a loon?

Anonymous said...

She is constantly whining, stressing, and VENTING about something. Not once in a while. Daily--often multiple times per day.

It took a while for her to hit my radar, but she did. She's just an annoying loon, though. Not in the steffie and lauren league.

Anonymous said...

142, we do not know why she is a loon.

Anonymous said...

142, we do not know why she is a loon.
April 19, 2011 2:01 PM

Yes! She just is. Maybe she was born that way. Maybe she likes being a needy loon. We'll never know.

Anonymous said...

*michelley* thinks if she starts a thread it's her own personal dumping ground

it's like she squat and peed on it

that bitch is really is a dog LOL

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

147: .. Congratulations? You want a cookie or something?

Anonymous said...

wow 147 you're sure astute

I think you need more than a cookie
I think you need a big ass size gold star
smack dab in the middle of your greasy wrinkled forehead

Anonymous said...

Michelley

News flash

all you do is vent
you vent so much
you have a visible contrail
exiting your ass as you waddle
just like the wings of a 747
we are all tired of hearing it
over and out

Anonymous said...

brandi is a loon, not evil like steffi or l'urine, but a loon

OMfuckingG that house!

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha 147, which one are you???

Anonymous said...

I am no fan of Michelley, but Annabella did exactly on the Michelley vent thread what she is denouncing on the Scrappertastic thread.

Perfect example of the hypocrisy of so many peas. L'urine, STeffie, Anabella, Michelley, cindyupnorth, peanutpattie, brandym, thatgirlintexas, come immediately to mind. There are plenty of others

Anonymous said...

it's like she squat and peed on it

that bitch is really is a dog LOL
April 19, 2011 2:21 PM

Michelley and L'Urine both seem to mark "their" threads quite a bit.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085544

You guys are like, the coolest.

Anonymous said...

L'Urines ears prick like satans when she hears the word racist
no one will steal the cuntbeasts thunder
no one

tossing on her hat she runs downstairs to her antiquated 1972 Buick LaSabre
while trying to not trip over her sheet
as she drags her door open she removes her pointy hat feverishly tossing it across the peeling Naugahyde seat
The floorboard area is filled with the empty carcasses of mickyD cheeseburger wrappers greasy fry containers and empty Krispy Kreme boxes
carcasses of last nights late bender
wheezing and out of breath she plops her fatass down into the car which groans in tired defiance as its springs have little life left to give as it tries to carry its heavy load one last time
as she turns the key a low shriek comes forth building in intesity
guttural primitive and desparate
ON TO THE POD
as the Buick backfires in protest
it's finally coaxed to life as her cankles quiver when her wide fat foot presses life into the beast
seconds pass as she curls her swollen pasty sausage fingers around the gear shifter and throws it into reverse
a noxious cloud of blue smoke spews out the tailpipe and curls around the open window
L'Urine takes a deep breath and her nostrils flare
the blue smoke is helplessly sucked inward

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beautimous

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085544

You guys are like, the coolest.
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If by coolest, you mean the lamest ever, then ITA. I haven't seen anyone try so hard since Slutmomhotpants.

Anonymous said...

holy shit that house is horrible! The furniture, the dirty windows, the crooked shade, the shit all over the floor and on the couch, the shit behind her poor little girl.

I bet more peas have homes like that than don't.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085183


There is something very fishy about this guys story:

He kept the pictures?

And "DH is annoyed that I'm annoyed."

Uh, yeah. He's annoyed that you're on to him and the phone chick. THAT is why he doesn't want the police chick-peas.

Sheesh. Women can be so dumb sometimes.

Anonymous said...

You're late to the party 159. This was discussed a day or two ago.

Consensus was that's he's cheatin.

Anonymous said...

Hey nicoleintx, you are slow!

Anonymous said...

I see people post pictures like that on facebook too. No matter how cute the subject, all I can think is, "clean your fucking house"!

Anonymous said...

someone who has a troll id needs to post the L'Urine visual from 157 on her *racist thread

if Moni shouldn't be offended by Steffies *visual L'Urine should'nt mind her own little *visual either

Anonymous said...

Brandy's house...shudders...

Her kid looks a bit "off" too. Either she is a hellion or her mother beats her.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3085466#28646905

I cannot explain why it annoys me so much that CarrieBscrappin mentions her f'ing charter school in every post, but it does.

Anonymous said...

Another CarrieBscrappin charter school mention:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3085531#28647862

Anonymous said...

#165-I agree with you. It is fucking annoying and it sounds like she has nothing else in her life now but that stoopid school. Just wait till her snowflakes get to their normal, run of the mill high school. No more iPads and fancy uniforms then.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck 164. Keep the kids out of it

Anonymous said...

Carrieb's charter school posts are annoying. I think it's b/c she's always trying to make it sound like she runs the place. In reality, she's probably in charge of next to nothing.
I wonder if part of the charter includes ways to keep the helicopter moms busy?

Anonymous said...

@168 it's not a slam on the little girl. I think we all feel *sorry* for her. To live in that type of filth and disarray? What it must do to her self esteem. Plus, and this is just speculation, she may not smell good because of how dirty the house is and will get made fun of in school.

I truly feel sorry for the poor little girl who has no control over her environment.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085504

pretty funny that only one person posted on her thread.I think the peas just don't know *what* to say or they came here saw the dirty house was being discussed and figured they shouldn't throw stones since their houses are equally as disgusting.

that wood panelling holds all kinds of funky musty smell as does wallpaper,couple that with the 70's couch with stains all over it,the dirty window,the crooked shade and half-dead plant, the shit all over the floors,on top of the couch,etc and the peas must be seeing their own homes in the reflection.

I do,however,wonder when Brandy will make a "mean people suck" thread.

I know she reads here,so Brandy, please clean your house *especially* before taking pictures and posting them online. Also the daughter is cute but the dress is horrible.

Anonymous said...

Her kid looks a bit "off" too. Either she is a hellion or her mother beats her.
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STFU about peoples' kids. Off limits, asshole.

Anonymous said...

Either she is a hellion or her mother beats her
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I may be a blog bitch but I don't smack kids. That is all kinds of wrong.

Brandy--lay off the sewing and quilting and clean your house.

Anonymous said...

L'Urines ears prick like satans when she hears the word racist
no one will steal the cuntbeasts thunder
no one

tossing on her hat she runs downstairs to her antiquated 1972 Buick LaSabre
while trying to not trip over her sheet
as she drags her door open she removes her pointy hat feverishly tossing it across the peeling Naugahyde seat
The floorboard area is filled with the empty carcasses of mickyD cheeseburger wrappers greasy fry containers and empty Krispy Kreme boxes
carcasses of last nights late bender
============

too fucking funny. your talents are wasted here and on the pod, baby.

Anonymous said...

Lanus? Lanus? Is that you with those golden jewels of worded snark???

Jane Doe said...

There is new space. :)

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