I'm not Kiki, but my DH would freak if he had a gay DS. ====================================
sounds like you picked a winner there sweetie. hopefully you don't have a DS with him that might be gay since he'd have such an ass of a father to worry about.
********************************* Really? The man YOU plan on having children with or do have children with would just automatically, immediately react in such a loving, appropriate manner when informed his son was gay? You must be married to one of those secretly gay guys.
I think any guy would freak. It's just the way they are wired. BUT, hopefully in a very short time, they would come to their senses and be supportive and accepting of their son.
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Hahaha, touched a nerve, huh? Yeah actually the man I chose to marry WOULD react that way, thanks. We discussed important issues like that even before we got married so I wouldn't marry someone I'd be embarrassed of, like you should be.
No, not ANY GUY would freak because it's how they are wired. Nice try on generalizing all guys - they're not really all the same you know. Keep telling yourself that if it helps make you feel better. You probably also say all guys are visual, right? All guys will cheat if they knew they wouldn't get caught? Sounds like a true Pea.
I could have written that myself, #5. DH would be worried about what his conservative relatives would say or do but he wouldn't be upset at all to have a gay child.
The TTC thread makes me want to scream, why are these women so desperate to procreate? There is more to life than being a mother ffs. --------------------- It's weird. It's like two peas is a magnet for infertile peas and peas with kids with special needs. It is uncanny.
Got a Pier 1 Imports ad in my inbox this morning. Looks like they copied some ideas (apron, bag) from Donna Downey. Or, is Donna selling a line through Pier 1?
#11 posted: Looks like they copied some ideas (apron, bag) from Donna Downey. Or, is Donna selling a line through Pier 1? ================================================
Seriously? Those birds have been around since the 1960s and I do believe there was even one for the mythical Partridge Family.
The whole DD thread about the "stolen" design of that craptastic Fossil purse was overrated, you know Fossil uses cheap foreign labor and they don't have a lock on the freaking birds.
Anonymous said... 8 The TTC thread makes me want to scream, why are these women so desperate to procreate? There is more to life than being a mother ffs. --------------------- It's weird. It's like two peas is a magnet for infertile peas and peas with kids with special needs. It is uncanny.
April 29, 2011 9:08 AM
For all the ones trying, there are those succeded and a lot of them have *normal* children. It's pretty equal but *some* like to dwell on the negative.
Annnnd KeriWest chimes in on the divorce clothing budget thread:
"It seems low to me, but we can easily spend $100 on a pair of jeans around here. The Miss Me jeans, which is kind of a staple for the girls, run about $90 to $100. Of course, there are other brands that run more.
some women want or crave a family of more than one - it's not fucking china over here you know. Who the fuck are you to tell them otherwise?
No one is telling them otherwise. I guess it's the craving I can't understand, some women are not meant to be mothers. I'm not and that's fine with me, I won't mess around with my body or risk my health so I can bring a child in to the world.
Why am I not surprised this one would rather see the devastation in AL than anything about the Royal Wedding?
Don't get me wrong, the tornado damage is heartbreaking and I DO care and I'm also NOT obsessed with the wedding but come on, what's so wrong with one day of something happy and getting away from the gloom and doom for awhile. Some peas only want to talk about politics, religion and/or how they've been slighted by someone. Always negative.
I'm happy with my 2 already and soon to be 3 child family. YOU may not be meant to be a mom but some of us love being moms. I can't imagine what it's like to be so selfish that you don't want to "mess with your body" or risk your health to bring a child in the world. Tell us, do you smoke? Drink?
What I don't get is the women who are struggling financially yet still want to bring another child into this world. They need to worry about the two or three they currently have and struggle feed and clothe.
What's the logic of being scared to leave a crockpot on when no one is home but they are ok with leaving it on in the middle of the night when everyone is home and asleep?
What's the logic of being scared to leave a crockpot on when no one is home but they are ok with leaving it on in the middle of the night when everyone is home and asleep? ^^^^^^^^^^^^ That was my thought, too. I'd much rather the house go up in flames while we're all at work and school than home sleeping in bed.
I'm happy with my 2 already and soon to be 3 child family. YOU may not be meant to be a mom but some of us love being moms. I can't imagine what it's like to be so selfish that you don't want to "mess with your body" or risk your health to bring a child in the world. Tell us, do you smoke? Drink? ______________
Hey half-wit, taking fertility medication, fucking around with your body and putting your life into risk when your body is telling you otherwise is selfish. And who really knows what fertility medication does to kids? You have seen the studies that possibly link clomid to autism, haven't you?
taking fertility medication, fucking around with your body and putting your life into risk when your body is telling you otherwise is selfish. And who really knows what fertility medication does to kids? ***************
I'm happy with my 2 already and soon to be 3 child family. YOU may not be meant to be a mom but some of us love being moms. I can't imagine what it's like to be so selfish that you don't want to "mess with your body" or risk your health to bring a child in the world. Tell us, do you smoke? Drink?
No I don't smoke, of course I drink I get terribly thirsty if I don't. By mess with my body I mean go to the extremes that some people go to and then don't even end up with a baby at the end of it. Nature works in the way it does for a reason. Exactly how is not wanting kids selfish? The world is full of unwanted, starving children do I really need to add to the population by going to extreme measures when my body is saying no this is not meant to happen? Fulfilling our own desperate desires for our own reasons is selfish!
taking fertility medication, fucking around with your body and putting your life into risk when your body is telling you otherwise is selfish. And who really knows what fertility medication does to kids? ***************
honey, reproductive freedom is a right. keep up.
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Yes, it is. I still think going to extremes is selfish. don't like being called selfish? Too bad.
selfish like abortion? that's really selfish. its a shame you can only see one side of the issue. perhaps thats due to your small brain. _____________________________________
I didn't say anything about abortion. You just threw that out there and ASSumed something that was not there. Actually, I think that is selfish as well. But again abortion is a right too.
abortion is no more selfish than crazy fertility escapades.
For all the religious nutters: if children are a gift from god, then doesn't the opposite hold true? Maybe god doesn't want some people to have kids. If you were meant to have kids, wouldn't the big guy in the sky see that you procreate?
Funny how religion only applies when it's something the bible thumpers want.
Medical science to give you babies when you haven't been blessed with them the easy way is a gift from God. Medical science that allows you to not have your rapist's baby is a sin. Everyone knows that.
Alright Lanus, we GET IT. You are a friggin' goddess when it comes to all things Royal and all that bullshit. You lived in London...did you shag a palace guard or what?
I actually think I prefer her sarcastic bullshit to her *know it all Anglophile* crap or should I say *bollocks* What a wanker!
She ought to give her body more than a year's break between kids. Seems pike she'd want to shut down the baby factory at dome point. But then, she always came off as one of the stoopider peas. Aren't they back in Canada? So maybe she won't be hanging onto the govt teat with this one.
Look, I know it's practically forbidden to say anything negative about Peabay. I do like her and think she's a pretty nice pea but she comes off as such a priss sometimes. She gives me a toothache.
Yeah our family has never used the Aunt and Uncle terms. We've always just used first names. Apparently we have no respect. Who knew. I guess we were raised by wolves.
OMG this is rich, considering it's LAUREN posting it:
1. Lauren, you are much scarier to look at than Beatrice. 2. Not sure you should be giving fashion advice to anyone, with your printed muu-muus. 3. Go bedazzle your fingernails some more. Noooooo, of course you're not too old for that.
Here it is (I hope): Personally, I don't think Beatrice is at all cute. In fact, she's downright scary looking in every picture I've ever seen of her. Eugenie is cute, but both girls need instructions on dressing.
What nerve L'urine has especially after seeing pictures of her fat ugly daughter. I still can't bleach out the images of her daughter's prom. She looked like a fat tranny Marilyn Monroe.
I'm a few days late but you might catch it anyway. Multiple exposures. Key is to use a tripod so the camera stays in the exact same spot for each shot shoot your multiple shots and then layer them in a graphics program and erase parts of each layer to expose the subject.
Join Date:Mar 2011 Posts:147 Liked:148 timesI had sex with an honest woman The other day I had some extra cash on hand so I decided call up an escort. We set up a quickie session (30 mins) for a little under $100. When I got to her hotel room I put the cash on the dresser and pumped her until I nutted in the condom. I walked out very satisfied! Also, I made sure I took the condom back home with me to dispose of.
So for the price of two dinner dates I was able to bang a girl hotter than I would otherwise be able to get (unless I got really lucky.) And I didn't have to deal with any drama or bullshit.
I've said it before, there really is no difference between regular women and prostitutes. However, prostitutes at least have some redeeming qualities. They are honest about what they want (money), they are less expensive than regular women, they are less time consuming than regular women, and you are guaranteed to get pussy. The thing I like most about prostitutes is I don't have to act like an asshole in order to bang them. I can just act like my regular self.
I have had sex twice in my life now and both times were with a prostitute. I foresee this being my primary sexual relationship with women.
88888888 someone nailed it when they said they pay for it. losers!!!!
"I have had sex twice in my life now and both times were with a prostitute" __________________________________________________ LMAO - yeah, Mr Experience, you keep on believin' what you believe!
Jesus christ on a stick with pineapple are these women really so stupid they can't figure out what underwear to put on? http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088047 How do they get through the day?
have had sex twice in my life now and both times were with a prostitute. I foresee this being my primary sexual relationship with women. ________________________________________
His post gave rise to one suspicion and this statement was the clincher - he is a social retard.
I think most of them on that site are social retards that don't do well with most human relationships, let alone women.
1 cup canola oil (I used 1/2 c and 1/2 c of unsweetened apple sauce) 3 cups of sugar (I used Splenda) 4 eggs, beaten 1 Qt of buttermilk 5 cups flour (I used whole wheat) 1 TBSP of baking soda 1 Tsp of salt 1 - 15 oz box of Raisin Bran
holy crap! there's no way any bariatric doctor gave L'Urine this recipe
1 cup vege oil 3 cups sugar 1 QUART of BUTTERMILK!!!!! 4 eggs
shit, no wonder you were floating in fat to begin with, if you actually thought just changing 1/2 a cup of applesauce and replacing the sugar with splenda makes it healthy.
OK, so I'm not the only one. I'm not talking about a basement or anything above ground. I'm thinking of an underground, seriously reinforced, able to withstand an F5 kind of room.
A couple of other families in our circle of friends are considering the same thing. One of the guys owns his own masonry business and the other is in construction so between Alex and the other two we may split the cost, pick a back yard and go to work on one big enough for all of us.
------------------------------------------ Bitchelley kind of thinking your family doesnt even want to be locked up with you much less your neighbors ============================ =====circle of friends=== made me LOL
L'Urines recipe is scary. A cup of oil and 3 c. of sugar? FFS, just be honest with yourself and eat a candy bar.
I wonder where her "bariatric doctor" got his license.
And no way in hell would any responsible health care person tell you that a recipe with eggs and that much buttermilk would keep for six weeks. Refrigerated or not, that's just asking for trouble.
Maybe L'Urine will finally take herself out through food poisoning.
Good muffin recipe for health nuts or anyone looking for a good nutritious breakfast muffin ^^^^^ That recipe is so far from healthy or nutritious. Holy shit. It's hard to believe that this level of stupid actually exists.
Between the oil, eggs, buttermilk and raisin bran, I would have an assplosion. And I haven't had a gastric bypass, aren't they supposed to eat more delicately?
And I haven't had a gastric bypass, aren't they supposed to eat more delicately? -------- I thought so too. Apparently, when you're a Buick driving, hard-drinking, chain smoking, mega-heavy eater, you can handle this kind of "healthy" fare.
Holy fuck. She must be like that guy at the end of Monty Python's Meaning of Life. BRING ME A BUCKET!
buttermilk is not crazy high in fat, it is used to make low-fat baked goods more tender. i use it to make low-fat ranch at home without all the msg and crap in it
Nutrition Facts Serving Size 1 cup (240.0 g) Amount Per Serving Calories 120Calories from Fat 36 % Daily Value* Total Fat 4.0g6% Saturated Fat 2.5g12% Cholesterol 15mg5% Sodium 260mg11% Total Carbohydrates 12.0g4% Sugars 11.0g
The buttermilk is not the nutritional problem with those muffins. It's all the sugar and also the refined ingredients and high sugar in the raisin bran. No way in hell I'd let that nasty shit sit in my fridge for six weeks though. Put an opened container of buttermilk in your fridge for six weeks and check out the result. #shudder#
Of course the peatographers think the pictures suck.
Individuals who have been photographed either privately, portrait or in a ‘lifestyle’ capacity by Hugo Burnand include David and Samantha Cameron, President Gorbachev, Bill Clinton, Sir Dennis and Lady Thatcher, HM The Queen, HRH The Prince of Wales, HRH The Duchess of Cornwall, HRH Prince William of Wales, HRH Prince Harry, Lucien Freud, Victoria Beckham, Graham Norton, Bruce Oldfield, Ben Fogle, The Duke and Duchess of Roxburghe, David Hockney, David Linley, Sacha Distel, Uma Thurman, Ruth Rendall, Peter Godwin, The Earl of Derby, Imelda Staunton, Santa and Simon Seabag Montefiore, Linda Evangelista, Rob Lowe, The Duke & Duchess of Bedford, Brent Hobermann, Tom Parker Bowles, Sienna Miller, Emma Sergeant, Michael Jackson, Spike Milligan, Natalie Cole, Barry and Oscar Humphries – to name just a few…
But the photo peas feel qualified to critique his composition and lighting. Whatever.
"Not my prom dress.....We were too poor to go to my senior Prom! We had only been married for 6 month & I was still going to high school, when we had just found out our 1st baby was on the way, so Prom for us was out."
Those prom dress photos reinforce what I've thought about the majority of the Peas for a long time - so many of them are low class, no-taste bubbleheads.
@114 - get a life. If they had said "hey look at that kid she looks retarded like that and someone should fix her eye" that would have been judgemental.
Asking whether anything had been done to correct it is just that, a question.
@114 - get a life. If they had said "hey look at that kid she looks retarded like that and someone should fix her eye" that would have been judgemental.
Asking whether anything had been done to correct it is just that, a question.
124 comments:
UNO.
duex..
I am so fucking happy the stupid royal wedding is over. Can everyone go get a frigging life now?
Roger that #3! I can't believe some people are even paying 5K for the stupid replica ring!
I'm not Kiki, but my DH would freak if he had a gay DS.
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sounds like you picked a winner there sweetie. hopefully you don't have a DS with him that might be gay since he'd have such an ass of a father to worry about.
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Really? The man YOU plan on having children with or do have children with would just automatically, immediately react in such a loving, appropriate manner when informed his son was gay? You must be married to one of those secretly gay guys.
I think any guy would freak. It's just the way they are wired. BUT, hopefully in a very short time, they would come to their senses and be supportive and accepting of their son.
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Hahaha, touched a nerve, huh? Yeah actually the man I chose to marry WOULD react that way, thanks. We discussed important issues like that even before we got married so I wouldn't marry someone I'd be embarrassed of, like you should be.
No, not ANY GUY would freak because it's how they are wired. Nice try on generalizing all guys - they're not really all the same you know. Keep telling yourself that if it helps make you feel better. You probably also say all guys are visual, right? All guys will cheat if they knew they wouldn't get caught? Sounds like a true Pea.
The TTC thread makes me want to scream, why are these women so desperate to procreate? There is more to life than being a mother ffs.
I could have written that myself, #5. DH would be worried about what his conservative relatives would say or do but he wouldn't be upset at all to have a gay child.
The TTC thread makes me want to scream, why are these women so desperate to procreate? There is more to life than being a mother ffs.
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It's weird. It's like two peas is a magnet for infertile peas and peas with kids with special needs. It is uncanny.
Is cycworker being willfully ignorant on the pedophile thread? And did I miss the memo, or when did that bitch have a baby? Or a man, even?
She said she doesn't put up photo's 'of kids'....not photo's 'of her kids' so, if we are lucky she ain't pollutin' the gene pool yet.
Got a Pier 1 Imports ad in my inbox this morning. Looks like they copied some ideas (apron, bag) from Donna Downey. Or, is Donna selling a line through Pier 1?
#11 posted:
Looks like they copied some ideas (apron, bag) from Donna Downey. Or, is Donna selling a line through Pier 1?
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Seriously? Those birds have been around since the 1960s and I do believe there was even one for the mythical Partridge Family.
The whole DD thread about the "stolen" design of that craptastic Fossil purse was overrated, you know Fossil uses cheap foreign labor and they don't have a lock on the freaking birds.
Moran
9 she dominates her man
go back one page
Anonymous said... 8 The TTC thread makes me want to scream, why are these women so desperate to procreate? There is more to life than being a mother ffs.
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It's weird. It's like two peas is a magnet for infertile peas and peas with kids with special needs. It is uncanny.
April 29, 2011 9:08 AM
For all the ones trying, there are those succeded and a lot of them have *normal* children. It's pretty equal but *some* like to dwell on the negative.
those who
9 she dominates her man
go back one page
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No, her "matriarchal family members" dominate their men. She is a spinster virgin.
moths fly out when she uncrosses her legs #16
Annnnd KeriWest chimes in on the divorce clothing budget thread:
"It seems low to me, but we can easily spend $100 on a pair of jeans around here. The Miss Me jeans, which is kind of a staple for the girls, run about $90 to $100. Of course, there are other brands that run more.
What a douche.
What I truly don't understand are the peas who already have one (or more) children so freaking desperate for more.
Be thankful for what you have.
What I truly don't understand are the peas who already have one (or more) children so freaking desperate for more.
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What a fucking strange comment to make.
some women want or crave a family of more than one - it's not fucking china over here you know. Who the fuck are you to tell them otherwise?
some women want or crave a family of more than one - it's not fucking china over here you know. Who the fuck are you to tell them otherwise?
No one is telling them otherwise.
I guess it's the craving I can't understand, some women are not meant to be mothers. I'm not and that's fine with me, I won't mess around with my body or risk my health so I can bring a child in to the world.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087805
Why am I not surprised this one would rather see the devastation in AL than anything about the Royal Wedding?
Don't get me wrong, the tornado damage is heartbreaking and I DO care and I'm also NOT obsessed with the wedding but come on, what's so wrong with one day of something happy and getting away from the gloom and doom for awhile. Some peas only want to talk about politics, religion and/or how they've been slighted by someone. Always negative.
I'm happy with my 2 already and soon to be 3 child family. YOU may not be meant to be a mom but some of us love being moms. I can't imagine what it's like to be so selfish that you don't want to "mess with your body" or risk your health to bring a child in the world. Tell us, do you smoke? Drink?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087848
The peas let the dumbest things get to them.
That latest picture of Brandy and her stoopid fascinator . . . WOOF!
What I don't get is the women who are struggling financially yet still want to bring another child into this world. They need to worry about the two or three they currently have and struggle feed and clothe.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3087701&pg=2
What's the logic of being scared to leave a crockpot on when no one is home but they are ok with leaving it on in the middle of the night when everyone is home and asleep?
Snowballsmom is afraid she's doing to get a disease from food cooking too long. Oh..my..god
raindancer = bitch.
i'm shocked she hasn't made a post in the past week about facebook drama. she seems to thrive on it.
What's the logic of being scared to leave a crockpot on when no one is home but they are ok with leaving it on in the middle of the night when everyone is home and asleep?
^^^^^^^^^^^^
That was my thought, too. I'd much rather the house go up in flames while we're all at work and school than home sleeping in bed.
Just further proof that so many peas are fuckwits
I'm happy with my 2 already and soon to be 3 child family. YOU may not be meant to be a mom but some of us love being moms. I can't imagine what it's like to be so selfish that you don't want to "mess with your body" or risk your health to bring a child in the world. Tell us, do you smoke? Drink?
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Hey half-wit, taking fertility medication, fucking around with your body and putting your life into risk when your body is telling you otherwise is selfish. And who really knows what fertility medication does to kids? You have seen the studies that possibly link clomid to autism, haven't you?
taking fertility medication, fucking around with your body and putting your life into risk when your body is telling you otherwise is selfish. And who really knows what fertility medication does to kids?
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honey, reproductive freedom is a right. keep up.
I'm happy with my 2 already and soon to be 3 child family. YOU may not be meant to be a mom but some of us love being moms. I can't imagine what it's like to be so selfish that you don't want to "mess with your body" or risk your health to bring a child in the world. Tell us, do you smoke? Drink?
No I don't smoke, of course I drink I get terribly thirsty if I don't. By mess with my body I mean go to the extremes that some people go to and then don't even end up with a baby at the end of it. Nature works in the way it does for a reason.
Exactly how is not wanting kids selfish? The world is full of unwanted, starving children do I really need to add to the population by going to extreme measures when my body is saying no this is not meant to happen?
Fulfilling our own desperate desires for our own reasons is selfish!
taking fertility medication, fucking around with your body and putting your life into risk when your body is telling you otherwise is selfish. And who really knows what fertility medication does to kids?
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honey, reproductive freedom is a right. keep up.
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Yes, it is. I still think going to extremes is selfish. don't like being called selfish? Too bad.
selfish like abortion? that's really selfish. its a shame you can only see one side of the issue. perhaps thats due to your small brain.
selfish like abortion? that's really selfish. its a shame you can only see one side of the issue. perhaps thats due to your small brain.
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I didn't say anything about abortion. You just threw that out there and ASSumed something that was not there.
Actually, I think that is selfish as well. But again abortion is a right too.
Give up half-wit.
abortion is no more selfish than crazy fertility escapades.
For all the religious nutters: if children are a gift from god, then doesn't the opposite hold true? Maybe god doesn't want some people to have kids. If you were meant to have kids, wouldn't the big guy in the sky see that you procreate?
Funny how religion only applies when it's something the bible thumpers want.
Fulfilling our own desperate desires for our own reasons is selfish!
April 29, 2011 3:44 PM
Very true. Prime example: fibis
reproductive freedom means the right to abort or make babies without a say from anyone.
Funny how religion only applies when it's something the bible thumpers want.
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Like Miss Hen and her snowflake baby?
OMG
Who let the riff raff in?
Medical science to give you babies when you haven't been blessed with them the easy way is a gift from God. Medical science that allows you to not have your rapist's baby is a sin. Everyone knows that.
God, please smite your fucked up followers right off this blog!!
Bullshit, 42. You can't pick and choose like that. And you certainly can't speak for God.
If he wanted you to have kids, you'd have them. If you're barren, then obviously he doesn't think you need to be a parent.
44 I think 42 was being 'ironic'.
44, your sarcasm detector is broken. Please have that looked at before you suffer a fatal bout of unnecessary apoplexy.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087907
My eyes!! My eyes!!
Alright Lanus, we GET IT. You are a friggin' goddess when it comes to all things Royal and all that bullshit. You lived in London...did you shag a palace guard or what?
I actually think I prefer her sarcastic bullshit to her *know it all Anglophile* crap or should I say *bollocks* What a wanker!
Shit! Cortney Lynne is pregnant with her THIRD spawn? Another WIC baby. Woo-fuckin-hoo
link
Looks like courtneylynne's just going to keep pumping out teh babies. Gross.
She ought to give her body more than a year's break between kids. Seems pike she'd want to shut down the baby factory at dome point.
But then, she always came off as one of the stoopider peas. Aren't they back in Canada? So maybe she won't be hanging onto the govt teat with this one.
Look, I know it's practically forbidden to say anything negative about Peabay. I do like her and think she's a pretty nice pea but she comes off as such a priss sometimes. She gives me a toothache.
Yeah our family has never used the Aunt and Uncle terms. We've always just used first names. Apparently we have no respect. Who knew. I guess we were raised by wolves.
Skybar's frantic spittle on lucy's birther thread just shot through the screen and sprayed me in the face.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087498
OMG this is rich, considering it's LAUREN posting it:
1. Lauren, you are much scarier to look at than Beatrice.
2. Not sure you should be giving fashion advice to anyone, with your printed muu-muus.
3. Go bedazzle your fingernails some more. Noooooo, of course you're not too old for that.
Okay WTF did the middle of my post go!?!
Here it is (I hope):
Personally, I don't think Beatrice is at all cute. In fact, she's downright scary looking in every picture I've ever seen of her. Eugenie is cute, but both girls need instructions on dressing.
Fuck. Oh well. 57 and 58 go together.
What nerve L'urine has especially after seeing pictures of her fat ugly daughter. I still can't bleach out the images of her daughter's prom. She looked like a fat tranny Marilyn Monroe.
Skybar's enraged that her Birther dreams are shattered. Enraged.
I have Sky on ignore but I see the rest of the klan showed up. I see at least one racist GOP article per week. Maybe I should start posting them.
#60 - I may regret asking, but do you have a link?
#63 - http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3087880&pg=2
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/gallery/member/8771-aerobigirl/1670699-jump/?c=t
How do you take that picture?
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I'm a few days late but you might catch it anyway. Multiple exposures. Key is to use a tripod so the camera stays in the exact same spot for each shot shoot your multiple shots and then layer them in a graphics program and erase parts of each layer to expose the subject.
These bitches are such fucking prudes. How is this picture "not for the kiddos"
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087969
Why are the peas so invested with Mary having her baby? I don't get it. It's not like it hasn't happened before.
Anonymous said... 68 Why are the peas so invested with Mary having her baby? I don't get it. It's not like it hasn't happened before.
April 30, 2011 7:01 AM
They want to be freaking *Pea Aunts*.
Only the *freak* part applies though.
most annoying and biggest idiot in the pod today is up for grabs
there's to many to pick just one
leftturn
scrappinboysmom
raindancer
myshelly
they're all a flock of morons that need to be shot
Your list is accurate. But LTO will always annoy me the most.
Anonymous said... 71 Your list is accurate. But LTO will always annoy me the most.
April 30, 2011 9:40 AM
You annoy me.
You annoy me.
April 30, 2011 9:51 AM
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of FFS Beje=Leftturnonly=nicegirl=Suesume
get the hell off the smackblog and go troll somewhere else
maybe you can create three or four other IDs to troll under today while you're at it
oh BTW how many of your *friends* dropped you from their *friends list* after you exposed their cunty ways
you know
when you pmailed that cut and paste to flstatenolefan.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3086928&pg=2
BANGS Jill, have you ever heard of them?? Bless your heart.
Anonymous said... 73 You annoy me.
April 30, 2011 9:51 AM
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of FFS Beje=Leftturnonly=nicegirl=Suesume
get the hell off the smackblog and go troll somewhere else
maybe you can create three or four other IDs to troll under today while you're at it
oh BTW how many of your *friends* dropped you from their *friends list* after you exposed their cunty ways
you know
when you pmailed that cut and paste to flstatenolefan.
April 30, 2011 10:35 AM
LOL You're totally overinvested to type all that out to an anonymous person who isn't any of the people you had listed.
So much fun to play with!! Thanks for the laugh.
Anonymous said... 74 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3086928&pg=2
BANGS Jill, have you ever heard of them?? Bless your heart.
April 30, 2011 10:54 AM
20 years old and you now bitch about it. Damn this place get the most idiot hits per day!
From Breakthematrix @ the Douchemens site:
Join Date:Mar 2011
Posts:147
Liked:148 timesI had sex with an honest woman
The other day I had some extra cash on hand so I decided call up an escort. We set up a quickie session (30 mins) for a little under $100. When I got to her hotel room I put the cash on the dresser and pumped her until I nutted in the condom. I walked out very satisfied! Also, I made sure I took the condom back home with me to dispose of.
So for the price of two dinner dates I was able to bang a girl hotter than I would otherwise be able to get (unless I got really lucky.) And I didn't have to deal with any drama or bullshit.
I've said it before, there really is no difference between regular women and prostitutes. However, prostitutes at least have some redeeming qualities. They are honest about what they want (money), they are less expensive than regular women, they are less time consuming than regular women, and you are guaranteed to get pussy. The thing I like most about prostitutes is I don't have to act like an asshole in order to bang them. I can just act like my regular self.
I have had sex twice in my life now and both times were with a prostitute. I foresee this being my primary sexual relationship with women.
88888888
someone nailed it when they said they pay for it.
losers!!!!
http://www.mgtowforums.com/forums/mgtow-general-forum/1737-i-had-sex-honest-woman.html
"I have had sex twice in my life now and both times were with a prostitute"
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LMAO - yeah, Mr Experience, you keep on believin' what you believe!
Male Nutters!
Twopeamales!
Better yet: Peamales
Twopeasizednutsinabucket!!!
actually 75 and 72, if you think typing out 5 sentences is *invested* you might want to take a keyboarding class or two
wait I'll bet you're *special*
so sorry, didn't know I was smacking on the pods village idiot, disregard please LOLOLOLOL
Jesus christ on a stick with pineapple are these women really so stupid they can't figure out what underwear to put on?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088047
How do they get through the day?
have had sex twice in my life now and both times were with a prostitute. I foresee this being my primary sexual relationship with women.
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His post gave rise to one suspicion and this statement was the clincher - he is a social retard.
I think most of them on that site are social retards that don't do well with most human relationships, let alone women.
Oh yuck. I do not want to see or think of KeriWest in a thong.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088056
Yubon would be so proud
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088023
I thought the bitch was going to say she left without a cart full of junk food. Why no before pictures you ugly fat bitch
1 cup canola oil (I used 1/2 c and 1/2 c of unsweetened apple sauce)
3 cups of sugar (I used Splenda)
4 eggs, beaten
1 Qt of buttermilk
5 cups flour (I used whole wheat)
1 TBSP of baking soda
1 Tsp of salt
1 - 15 oz box of Raisin Bran
holy crap! there's no way any bariatric doctor gave L'Urine this recipe
1 cup vege oil
3 cups sugar
1 QUART of BUTTERMILK!!!!!
4 eggs
shit, no wonder you were floating in fat to begin with, if you actually thought just changing 1/2 a cup of applesauce and replacing the sugar with splenda makes it healthy.
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OK, so I'm not the only one. I'm not talking about a basement or anything above ground. I'm thinking of an underground, seriously reinforced, able to withstand an F5 kind of room.
A couple of other families in our circle of friends are considering the same thing. One of the guys owns his own masonry business and the other is in construction so between Alex and the other two we may split the cost, pick a back yard and go to work on one big enough for all of us.
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Bitchelley
kind of thinking your family doesnt even want to be locked up with you
much less your neighbors
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=====circle of friends=== made me LOL
L'Urines recipe is scary. A cup of oil and 3 c. of sugar? FFS, just be honest with yourself and eat a candy bar.
I wonder where her "bariatric doctor" got his license.
And no way in hell would any responsible health care person tell you that a recipe with eggs and that much buttermilk would keep for six weeks. Refrigerated or not, that's just asking for trouble.
Maybe L'Urine will finally take herself out through food poisoning.
Many brands of raisin bran are also loaded with sugar and other unhealthy things.
What a fucking tool Lauren is.
Good muffin recipe for health nuts or anyone looking for a good nutritious breakfast muffin
^^^^^
That recipe is so far from healthy or nutritious.
Holy shit. It's hard to believe that this level of stupid actually exists.
Between the oil, eggs, buttermilk and raisin bran, I would have an assplosion. And I haven't had a gastric bypass, aren't they supposed to eat more delicately?
And I haven't had a gastric bypass, aren't they supposed to eat more delicately?
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I thought so too. Apparently, when you're a Buick driving, hard-drinking, chain smoking, mega-heavy eater, you can handle this kind of "healthy" fare.
Holy fuck. She must be like that guy at the end of Monty Python's Meaning of Life. BRING ME A BUCKET!
buttermilk is not crazy high in fat, it is used to make low-fat baked goods more tender. i use it to make low-fat ranch at home without all the msg and crap in it
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 cup (240.0 g)
Amount Per Serving
Calories 120Calories from Fat 36
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 4.0g6%
Saturated Fat 2.5g12%
Cholesterol 15mg5%
Sodium 260mg11%
Total Carbohydrates 12.0g4%
Sugars 11.0g
Umm, in what world is a "college-age student" from the same generation as Dani-Mani?
She joined Two Peas in 2001, was she 13 at the time?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088082
Anonymous said... 81 actually 75 and 72, if you think typing out 5 sentences is *invested* you might want to take a keyboarding class or two
wait I'll bet you're *special*
so sorry, didn't know I was smacking on the pods village idiot, disregard please LOLOLOLOL
April 30, 2011 11:55 AM
Once again, thanks for the laugh. I love it when one of you falls for this shit.
The buttermilk is not the nutritional problem with those muffins. It's all the sugar and also the refined ingredients and high sugar in the raisin bran.
No way in hell I'd let that nasty shit sit in my fridge for six weeks though. Put an opened container of buttermilk in your fridge for six weeks and check out the result. #shudder#
That recipe is gross. And so NOT nutritious.
I wondered the same thing 95!
I almost posted asking her if she joined 2peas when she was 12
Dani mani is some kind of loon.
what? nobody else noticed the i stepped on a needle and half of it is still in my foot what should i do?? post
how does that twit function?!?!?!?
Jill loves posting pictures of herself. She posts them every chance she gets.
Dani Mani is going nuts on every tornado thread. She's worse than that chick who was obsessed with H1N1 and the flu shot.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088081
I knew who the OP was before I even looked. She's always complaining that someone is doing something to her or her kids.
Is myshelly one of Lauren's alters?
Interesting theory 104
i wonder if myshelly was shelly174 from the douchemen mini-drama *yourallgay*
What do some of the peas have against plucking their eyebrows? I've noticed it's needed on several peas who recently posted pics.
which pics?
Jill loves posting pictures of herself. She posts them every chance she gets.
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She's starving for attention.
I would not be surprised if Jill's husband is banging another woman.
STFU Jill
Now commence to claim it isn't you posting.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3088030
Of course the peatographers think the pictures suck.
Individuals who have been photographed either privately, portrait or in a ‘lifestyle’ capacity by Hugo Burnand include David and Samantha Cameron, President Gorbachev, Bill Clinton, Sir Dennis and Lady Thatcher, HM The Queen, HRH The Prince of Wales, HRH The Duchess of Cornwall, HRH Prince William of Wales, HRH Prince Harry, Lucien Freud, Victoria Beckham, Graham Norton, Bruce Oldfield, Ben Fogle, The Duke and Duchess of Roxburghe, David Hockney, David Linley, Sacha Distel, Uma Thurman, Ruth Rendall, Peter Godwin, The Earl of Derby, Imelda Staunton, Santa and Simon Seabag Montefiore, Linda Evangelista, Rob Lowe, The Duke & Duchess of Bedford, Brent Hobermann, Tom Parker Bowles, Sienna Miller, Emma Sergeant, Michael Jackson, Spike Milligan, Natalie Cole, Barry and Oscar Humphries – to name just a few…
But the photo peas feel qualified to critique his composition and lighting. Whatever.
OMG I knew, knew knew, when I read that Muslim thread that Mrs Typhus would pounce on it.
That photo thread is horrible, mostly for the rude comments about the little girl's eye.
#77, notice how that genius thought he needed to take his used condom with him instead of just flushing it down the toilet. What an idiot!
Holy fucking...what?!?!
"Not my prom dress.....We were too poor to go to my senior Prom! We had only been married for 6 month & I was still going to high school, when we had just found out our 1st baby was on the way, so Prom for us was out."
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3086928&pg=2
Those prom dress photos reinforce what I've thought about the majority of the Peas for a long time - so many of them are low class, no-taste bubbleheads.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3087360
Seriously if she is stupid enough to sign that house over she deserves to lose everything.
Who the heck signs a house over because they've been taught to respect elders and has problems saying no.
@114 - get a life. If they had said "hey look at that kid she looks retarded like that and someone should fix her eye" that would have been judgemental.
Asking whether anything had been done to correct it is just that, a question.
Get over yourself FFS.
We have been approved to adopt! How will I ever choose?? They are all so cute!!
Just thought it needed to be said again. ;)
So, after cookiegate or whatever the fuck they're calling that whole mess, it's perfectly OK to pimp your diaper bags over at the bucket? OK, then.
You know she's talking about dogs right 120?
There is new space. :)
You know she's talking about dogs right 120?
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Of course I do. I just didn't think it had been said enough. ;)
@114 - get a life. If they had said "hey look at that kid she looks retarded like that and someone should fix her eye" that would have been judgemental.
Asking whether anything had been done to correct it is just that, a question.
Get over yourself FFS.
*****
You're a worthless cunt.
Uh, number two? It's deux, not duex. Not a handslap, just thought you might like to know.
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