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Just like the fucking peas. There's a "right way" to do this, do that, scratch your ass, raise your kids, buy fucking bananas at the grocery store, put shopping carts back, drop my kid off in the carpool lane, and suck your husband's dick.
No there isn't. Well maybe the last one and someday you may figure it out. Until then, enjoy handslapping people who now don't use PINTEREST to your specifications. *eye rolls*
Kim's Survivor thread isn't getting the posts she hoped for so now she is taking up space by posting those stoopid pictures. She contributes nothing else to the board.
And, don't you all know that laundromats are where the drug dealers, whinos and pimp daddies hang out waiting to jump middle aged, pudgy housewives while they take their white granny panites outta the dryer??? Geeze people, keep up!
If I fucking have to sit here and listen to my pack a day smoker husband cough a fuckin' lung up one more time I am going to smother the stupid bastard in his sleep! Lazy, no good mother fucker!
OMG I hear you #6! My stupid whack nut "this month I'm a lesbian" bipolar sister is pissy me the fuck off on Facebook! I'm ready to unfriend her but then I'd miss the drama. LOL FML!
Seriously, 15, half the blog posts at that rate. crapwench ain't so speshul. MaryMary does that, so does squilly, rachag and LTO. peasbpostin' logged 5500 in 1 year.
@2 Nice try with the rules, but it just further proves my point - you are too stupid to work out how to use Pinterest properly. However you just keep defending the concept that it is all about random pretty pictures that mean nothing and link to nothing. I am sure the Pinterest developers wanted people to repin that same 1000 photos over and over and over...because yes, that keeps it interesting for everyone. Idiot.
@2 Nice try with the rules, but it just further proves my point - you are too stupid to work out how to use Pinterest properly. However you just keep defending the concept that it is all about random pretty pictures that mean nothing and link to nothing. I am sure the Pinterest developers wanted people to repin that same 1000 photos over and over and over...because yes, that keeps it interesting for everyone. Idiot. ----------------------------------------------
Oh shut the fuck up. Who fucking cares. Obviously you. Too much.
#25 - Looks like I'm not the only one who is picking up that vibe. I wonder if she's "messedupbad." You know, that troll that has posted three times now about disasterous dating situations?
Does anyone else think there is a lot more to this story? First it is one person accusing her son of sexual harassment, then several others. The Peas seem to think the Peas son is getting a raw deal. I'm not so sure now.
#32 I agree, he is not telling his mother the truth, it was either harrassment or something else. Maybe mom belives him for now, but she isn't getting the full story.
I don't think her baby boy is the innocent little lamb she thinks he is. Sure all the wait staff was pissed about tip sharing so they got her boy fired. Like the restaurant won't be hiring a new busboy.
Or maybe he just sucked as a host/busser and this was a good excuse to get rid of him. They just picked something like the tummy poke and arm touching to complain..because you can't complain that someone isn't good at their job..
I doubt it because he was incompetent at his job, that would mean management would have had to ask the waitstaff to accuse him of harassment. I don't see that happening. I think he thought he was a ladies man and he obviously doesn't have the game he thought he did.
I doubt it because he was incompetent at his job, that would mean management would have had to ask the waitstaff to accuse him of harassment. I don't see that happening. I think he thought he was a ladies man and he obviously doesn't have the game he thought he did.
.................... I could see the wait staff being frustrated with him not doing his job,being fed up then putting in a complaint about the tummy poke and everyone jumped on the bandwagon complaining about being touched on the arm.... I have seen something like this happen at a place I worked at,we had a maintenance guy who was useless,we all complained nothing was done then one day he said something inappropriate and someone took it to the uppers and instantly that guy was hauled in..
meh I think her son was being a little douche and got called on it. He's been there 2 years, he probably thought he was all that and a bag of chips. We are still only hearing the version he's telling Mom so who really knows what the deal is.
I've worked at restaurants in the past and seriously, there wasn't any such thing as sexual harrassment. Anything goes was pretty much the motto at every restaurant that I worked at, so something is definitely not right about her story. No one would bat an eye about someone "waist poking" or touching their arm to get their attention. There is definitely more to the story than what mom is telling!
LOL, you should see the fuckin hooptee I drive around in. Its a 1995 Corolla! Bought it brand new, put 250,000 miles on it. I haven't had a car payment in 12 years. It just now needs a bunch of work, the most expensive thing I did to it was put a new timing chain in. I decided to drive it til it disintegrates. could just about buy any car I want, will probably buy another cheap ass car and pay cash for it this time. hoping for no car payments for 15 years this time! judge the hooptee all you want, I rather have cash than some fancy ass luxury car anyways. ============================================= I drive a working HOOPTEE too! I have had new cars and I just prefer to drive an older vehicle that I pay cash for and don't have a car payment. My current one is a 1993 Truck that I have had for 5 years and my mechanic always wants to buy it when I take it in for maintenance. Anyway, I really don't think these SAHMmies are driving HOOPTEEs I think they are driving POS cars that never get maintenance because they spend their maintenance money on the latest gadget, like the IPAD or Flat Screen TVs or some electronic gift for their Tardlett who promptly gets it stolen at school or just loses it.
Good greif.. MsGreenGenes opinions on the teen girl losing virginity thread are nuts. ............. I don't think MsGreenGenes was ever a teenager,and if she was she was probably fat and fugly!! And her DD's are too and that is why she's so sure they won't have sex.
Somebody tell Pea-a-rican, that if multiple employees come forward with harassment charges against her precious baby boy, then it's likely he is guilty. Sigh. So many peas think their precious children can do no wrong.
Speaking of SabrinaM, there she is on the Extreme Couponing thread. She's just outraged at the bad image it projects of couponers, outraged!
Isn't this the same SabrinaM. who would clear the shelves of glucose monitors at CVS with her coupons? Glucose monitors she didn't need or even use, then sell them at flea markets and pocket the cash without tax? She used to brag about clearing 10 grand under the table and not declaring it.
As another Blog Bitch put it: "Grifters be grifting."
These dumb ass women and their pure daughters. How much you wanna bet these Jesus freak virgins are givin' head in the backseat of the car to their "virgin" boyfriend cause it is only sex if the weiner touches their vagina!!!
These women need to open their eyes. These virgins have done more oral, anal and hand jobs than the cheap tricks at the corner their husbands frequent.
My teenage sex was super hot! I wouldn't change those days for nothing! I was smart, no STD & no babies but lots & lots & lots of O's lol. Damn, I'd go back to those days in a minute :)
OMG 59, I feel sorry for her children. 24/7 of the FIVE FINGER!!!! Fate worse than the same naked kiddie photo being posted over and over and over and over again.
OG didn't just make up the sexual harassment. If it was a matter of just getting rid of the kid because they disliked him, they could have come up with a dozen different innocuous but viable 'reasons' to shitcan him. Cutbacks due to the economy, anon. customer complaints, etc.
Large corporations do not fire on something like SH without loads of documentation. Period.
Glucose monitors she didn't need or even use, then sell them at flea markets and pocket the cash without tax? She used to brag about clearing 10 grand under the table and not declaring it.
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I don't remember the pea, but I do remember they were one to always be bitching about the browns and poors and welfare sluts not paying any taxes.
Wow, I'm surprised Miss Lerin is planning on a divorce. Sounds like her DH cheated.
********* Did Miss Lerin ask for prayers about her husband and we all assumed it was for a criminal matter or am I mixing her up with another pea. *********
I've been on and off the boards for the last few years, so what happened to Sunshine? The pea with the adorable little nephew with the birth defect. ________________
She's still around occasionally. She lost her job quite a while ago and hasn't posted as much since then.
k, what's the dealio with susanssiter/mamasgoldengirl? anyone know? Is she an honest to jeebus troll or a very troubled pea? ---------------------------
Yeah, I am missing something on that thread. I am not getting what the hell is being talked about. Cliff notes version please.
This is what Sylvidiot posted to Sarah on the budget thread:
"Sarah, maybe you just live in an area filled with extremists? I remember you telling a story during the election of how you were canvasing neighborhoods for Obama and at one stop the female head of household asked her husband who they were voting for and from the other room he shouted "the n*gger"
That was you right?"
What does this have to do with the budget? Or negate that Tea Party people are batshit crazy? Or does Sylvia just like telling a tale with the N-word in it?
Ok, what's the dealio with susanssiter/mamasgoldengirl? anyone know? Is she an honest to jeebus troll or a very troubled pea?
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I don't think I can look at her the same way now. If she is attracted to her Hep-C having alcoholic step-daughter for real, well that's a visual I can do without. If she was just trolling, it seems like such an odd thing for a a woman her age to do.
She also posted about her husband going for happy-ending massages under that troll id.
Mrs. Tyler gets so bent out of shape on all political and religious threads. She goes on and on and on until her head is about to explode. I bet she has no friends in real life, only her immediate family.
Really? These women go to bed at 8-9pm and get pissed if their husbands come to bed at 10-11 and want sex? Unless I'm really sick or something, I'm always ready for a go. LOL! Why wouldn't you be?
Yeah, I always thought there was something off with her. I could never pinpoint why. and her last post about Japan, it put her on my whack-a-doodle radar. Actually, knowing she's a big ol' troll, I'd peg her as number10.
Mrs. Tyler gets so bent out of shape on all political and religious threads. She goes on and on and on until her head is about to explode. I bet she has no friends in real life, only her immediate family.
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Holy Moses, you weren't kidding. Typhus is stroking out on that thread. She probably works herself up on 2Peas, and then goes screaming at her kids and snarking at her husband. If this is how she handles an internet argument, she probably goes apeshit on her family when they disagree with her.
Really? These women go to bed at 8-9pm and get pissed if their husbands come to bed at 10-11 and want sex? Unless I'm really sick or something, I'm always ready for a go. LOL! Why wouldn't you be?
Really? These women go to bed at 8-9pm and get pissed if their husbands come to bed at 10-11 and want sex? Unless I'm really sick or something, I'm always ready for a go. LOL! Why wouldn't you be? ---------------- Neither my husband nor I have much of a sex drive. Works for us.
Great, another fucked up pea with a dick in the pod. This one sounds like he not only has a dick, but is one too. Watch Joe come and lift his leg in the corner now to mark his territory.
Ok he's got to be gay. What straight guy would post on a scrapbook website? He should be jerking it to donkey porn or out fucking some slut in his 20's. Not on a scrapbook message board.
Athena's intelligence - like her boobs, teeth, hair, avatar and just about everything else - is FAKE.
If you look at her political positions over the years, she ends up being wrong about 95% of the time, then triesher to minimize it, or rewrite her history. She was a huge, RABID, unwavering GWB supporter for years....suddenly when his disaster-ness was undeniable, she was tepid on him. Claims "Well I didn't agree with everything he did..." Yes, bitch you did. Stridently.
But hey, she's smart enough to fool her adoring fanbase. That's not saying much.
What's the deal with that Tim Clancy book? Is it about a bored depressed housewife who never attended university or worked a day in her life? That is what she claimed on her blog-that she was sexless. Why would you put that out there?
No she's horny as hell....her dh has a low/non-existant sex drive. She bitched about it on her old, public blog (WTF? Hi dad!) and didn't know if she could stay with him because of it.
Maybe she can find that pimpin' James O'Keefe, his houseboat, and his dildo collection, and they'll float away together on a river of lube and happy ever afters.
Holy Moses, you weren't kidding. Typhus is stroking out on that thread. She probably works herself up on 2Peas, and then goes screaming at her kids and snarking at her husband. If this is how she handles an internet argument, she probably goes apeshit on her family when they disagree with her. ---------------------------- I have thought this a million times. She gets so worked up and angry over just about every issue. There's no way she's ever nice in real life. I bet she is constantly screaming at her kids and a total bitch at school. She's probably "hostile" over here. LOL!
These women? I only saw one person say 8pm. -------------------- Well yeah one person may have said 8pm but the majority of them said they go to bed at 9-11pm, a couple of hours before their husband and refuse to be woke up for anything. The question was about being woke up at 2 or 3 in the morning but most of them said they go to be early and when their dh comes to bed at 11-12, he better not wake them up. Most of them are also SAHM who don't have to work the next day. Too sleepy for sex. Too tired for sex. Too busy peaing for sex.
So just because I'm a SAHM mom if DH wants some at 2am I should just roll over and lie there and give it up? I'm sorry but being woke up in the middle of the night isn't going to put me in the mood.
I go to bed between 9 and 10pm, I only work part time but still wouldn't want to be woke up in the middle of the night. DH makes sure he's upstairs before 10 if he's looking for some.
FFS, you were a THUNDERCUNT who helped your daughter move into the MEANGIRLS and talked about "Sally" like she was a twoheaded freak that NO ONE LIKES because she is new and her mom is trying to help her make friends?
WTG, you nasty funsucking cuntertastic bitch! Your daughter is gonna be just like you, BE PROUD.
My DH can wake me up anytime under the condition that he has to then do what it takes to get me in the mood KWIM? And the same goes for him. I can wake him up, but then I have to get him in the mood.
Funny story... He had been away on a business trip and was sound asleep by the time I got to bed. I woke him up for some action and he was quite willing. So I'm going down on him and I heard him snoring. He fell asleep with my mouth wrapped around his dick. I was tempted to bite down... kidding... I just laughed and took that as a sign he was too tired.
The next morning we were laughing about it and he told me that I should have just hopped on because that is what he would have done if I had been the one to fall asleep. Men!
Few days late on that 137 we've already covered photowhore ************ She updated today. Shocked by peas responses. The standard back-peddling, "more to the story" defense.
"It was quite shocking that in a post about a friend situation, there were so many people who were less than friendly with their advice. It was hurtful to see how so many thought I was a bad person, or worse, thought my dd was a bad person.
Of course, there's always a little more to the story, but it is hard to write EVERY bit of back ground info. Anyway, my advice back is to be sure you're writing in a way that you'd like to be written to. If you preach the golden rule, I hope you can live it, too. Flame resistant clothing is back in place. Light your torches."
In regards to the SAHM and sex in the night comment, I took it more as they stay home and pea ALL DAY but God forbid they have to have sex with their dh at midnight.
If my dh came to bed a lot later than I did and woke up me every single night, then sure, I'd be a little peeved we couldn't find a better time, but every once in a while, why be pissed off about it? A lot of them always complain about having to give it up to their dh, and come back with snarky comments about "making" the dh do more chores or things around the house. Pretty sad. Oh but we know they are sooooo tired from raising their kids and homeschooling them. They find plenty of time to pea though.
I dont like to post with my userid on those kinds of threads but I think getting woke up once in a while for a 2 am fuck is sooooooooooo hot. Sleep awhile, make love awhile, sleep somemore. we both initiate it sometimes. maybe once or twice a month, i can give up that much sleep for sure, i like it.
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Oh FOR FUCKS SAKE. The Pinterest Terms:
"Last Updated Date: March 29, 2011
Welcome to Pinterest! Cold Brew Labs, Inc. ("Cold Brew Labs", "our", "us" or "we") provides Pinterest, an online service that allows users to create, view and follow visual collections (the "Services") through our website,"
and How To Pin
"Pinterest is for curating and showcasing the things that you love. There are no 'right' pins or 'wrong' pins, but try to keep the community interesting and beautiful."
Just like the fucking peas. There's a "right way" to do this, do that, scratch your ass, raise your kids, buy fucking bananas at the grocery store, put shopping carts back, drop my kid off in the carpool lane, and suck your husband's dick.
No there isn't. Well maybe the last one and someday you may figure it out. Until then, enjoy handslapping people who now don't use PINTEREST to your specifications. *eye rolls*
Oh yeah, and fuck off and have a nice day.
I know this isn't NSBR smack, but is anyone else horrified that NieNie is planning to have yet another kid?
You know, I think that peasbkind is probably a very nice person, but damn, does she have to post on every damn thread? And be a damn expert on it all?
Kim's Survivor thread isn't getting the posts she hoped for so now she is taking up space by posting those stoopid pictures. She contributes nothing else to the board.
And, don't you all know that laundromats are where the drug dealers, whinos and pimp daddies hang out waiting to jump middle aged, pudgy housewives while they take their white granny panites outta the dryer??? Geeze people, keep up!
If I fucking have to sit here and listen to my pack a day smoker husband cough a fuckin' lung up one more time I am going to smother the stupid bastard in his sleep! Lazy, no good mother fucker!
I would post this on the Pod, but well, you know!
OMG I hear you #6! My stupid whack nut "this month I'm a lesbian" bipolar sister is pissy me the fuck off on Facebook! I'm ready to unfriend her but then I'd miss the drama. LOL FML!
*pissing not pissy!
Somebody tell SabrinaM to stop fellating Glenn Beck. Skybar will get jealous.
LOL #9!
Where will they buy their Beckian gold and food stores??!!
Bristle Palin's take from her charity teen pregnancy tour: $265,000. Teen pregnancy centers: $35,000.
Grifters keep on griftin'
Why is cycworker so all up in her NIECE's virginity business?
Jesus these bitches are CLUELESS. It's like a moran convention over there.
I can't look away.
OMG! I just found that old hilarious pic of Athena from her old blog! Thought I had deleted it. The posing nekid in the bathtub one. LOL!
if u want to talk overposting look at scrapwench who averages over 3000 posts a year. thousands.
Eh, 15, that's nothing. Have you seen Chopped Liver's post count? gasp!
Seriously, 15, half the blog posts at that rate. crapwench ain't so speshul. MaryMary does that, so does squilly, rachag and LTO. peasbpostin' logged 5500 in 1 year.
cough up the link #14.
#14-Yeah, cough it up sista. My night aint complete unless I see Athena's cumshot!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3082374
FFS, the dude was just being helpful but sweet buttery Jesus you know he was TOUCHING her stuff.
95% of the peas are clueless, sheltered, spoiled, selfish little children.
Where can I anonymously host the Athena pic? I've never linked here before.
@2 Nice try with the rules, but it just further proves my point - you are too stupid to work out how to use Pinterest properly. However you just keep defending the concept that it is all about random pretty pictures that mean nothing and link to nothing.
I am sure the Pinterest developers wanted people to repin that same 1000 photos over and over and over...because yes, that keeps it interesting for everyone. Idiot.
#22 upload at imageshack, you don't join just upload and they'll give you a link. Pick the direct link to copy and then paste here.
Is it just me or does creativemommy2two come across as a tad desperate to get a man?
@2 Nice try with the rules, but it just further proves my point - you are too stupid to work out how to use Pinterest properly. However you just keep defending the concept that it is all about random pretty pictures that mean nothing and link to nothing.
I am sure the Pinterest developers wanted people to repin that same 1000 photos over and over and over...because yes, that keeps it interesting for everyone. Idiot.
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Oh shut the fuck up. Who fucking cares. Obviously you. Too much.
26 Hit a nerve? LOL!!
#25 - Looks like I'm not the only one who is picking up that vibe. I wonder if she's "messedupbad." You know, that troll that has posted three times now about disasterous dating situations?
Is it just me or does creativemommy2two come across as a tad desperate to get a man?
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Most of those peas are desperate to get a man, they just don't want to fuck him once they have him
27, no one gives a shit. Just trying to spell that out for you.
"27, no one gives a shit. Just trying to spell that out for you."
Ha, ha! Maybe 27 should pin that.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3081410
Does anyone else think there is a lot more to this story? First it is one person accusing her son of sexual harassment, then several others. The Peas seem to think the Peas son is getting a raw deal. I'm not so sure now.
Is there a photo of no one giving a shit? It would need to be in pastel pink and have glitter.
#32 I agree, he is not telling his mother the truth, it was either harrassment or something else. Maybe mom belives him for now, but she isn't getting the full story.
I don't think her baby boy is the innocent little lamb she thinks he is. Sure all the wait staff was pissed about tip sharing so they got her boy fired. Like the restaurant won't be hiring a new busboy.
Or maybe he just sucked as a host/busser and this was a good excuse to get rid of him. They just picked something like the tummy poke and arm touching to complain..because you can't complain that someone isn't good at their job..
I doubt it because he was incompetent at his job, that would mean management would have had to ask the waitstaff to accuse him of harassment. I don't see that happening. I think he thought he was a ladies man and he obviously doesn't have the game he thought he did.
Is it just me or does creativemommy2two come across as a tad desperate to get a man?
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And isn't she battling cancer or something right now? You'd think dating would be the last thing on her mind.
I doubt it because he was incompetent at his job, that would mean management would have had to ask the waitstaff to accuse him of harassment. I don't see that happening. I think he thought he was a ladies man and he obviously doesn't have the game he thought he did.
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I could see the wait staff being frustrated with him not doing his job,being fed up then putting in a complaint about the tummy poke and everyone jumped on the bandwagon complaining about being touched on the arm....
I have seen something like this happen at a place I worked at,we had a maintenance guy who was useless,we all complained nothing was done then one day he said something inappropriate and someone took it to the uppers and instantly that guy was hauled in..
meh I think her son was being a little douche and got called on it. He's been there 2 years, he probably thought he was all that and a bag of chips. We are still only hearing the version he's telling Mom so who really knows what the deal is.
MsGreenGenes opinions on the teen girl losing virginity thread are nuts.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3082309&pg=1
I've worked at restaurants in the past and seriously, there wasn't any such thing as sexual harrassment. Anything goes was pretty much the motto at every restaurant that I worked at, so something is definitely not right about her story. No one would bat an eye about someone "waist poking" or touching their arm to get their attention. There is definitely more to the story than what mom is telling!
What more selling of cookies?
#128 posted on April 6, 2011 2:52 PM :
LOL, you should see the fuckin hooptee I drive around in. Its a 1995 Corolla! Bought it brand new, put 250,000 miles on it. I haven't had a car payment in 12 years. It just now needs a bunch of work, the most expensive thing I did to it was put a new timing chain in. I decided to drive it til it disintegrates. could just about buy any car I want, will probably buy another cheap ass car and pay cash for it this time. hoping for no car payments for 15 years this time! judge the hooptee all you want, I rather have cash than some fancy ass luxury car anyways.
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I drive a working HOOPTEE too! I have had new cars and I just prefer to drive an older vehicle that I pay cash for and don't have a car payment. My current one is a 1993 Truck that I have had for 5 years and my mechanic always wants to buy it when I take it in for maintenance.
Anyway, I really don't think these SAHMmies are driving HOOPTEEs I think they are driving POS cars that never get maintenance because they spend their maintenance money on the latest gadget, like the IPAD or Flat Screen TVs or some electronic gift for their Tardlett who promptly gets it stolen at school or just loses it.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3082529
Irishwed is another annoying bitch. We just had this thread the other day. You aren't original or shocking.
did the peas manage to run peasbkind off?
What happen to Sharla? Did she suddenly find a life?
lol if irishwed was doing it right they wouldn't have even noticed the knock
MsGreenGenes opinions on the teen girl losing virginity thread are nuts.
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All I know is I have nothing to worry about. My DD signed an abstinence contract and she wears a purity ring. Ain't no penis gettin' by that!
Good greif..
MsGreenGenes opinions on the teen girl losing virginity thread are nuts.
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I don't think MsGreenGenes was ever a teenager,and if she was she was probably fat and fugly!! And her DD's are too and that is why she's so sure they won't have sex.
lol I don't know 49 I've met some pretty persistent dicks in my time.
I ordered that Bristol Palin purity ring from QVC too! That will ensure my DD stays pure.
We'll be calling her GrandmaGreenGenes before too long.
Somebody tell Pea-a-rican, that if multiple employees come forward with harassment charges against her precious baby boy, then it's likely he is guilty.
Sigh. So many peas think their precious children can do no wrong.
Speaking of SabrinaM, there she is on the Extreme Couponing thread. She's just outraged at the bad image it projects of couponers, outraged!
Isn't this the same SabrinaM. who would clear the shelves of glucose monitors at CVS with her coupons? Glucose monitors she didn't need or even use, then sell them at flea markets and pocket the cash without tax? She used to brag about clearing 10 grand under the table and not declaring it.
As another Blog Bitch put it: "Grifters be grifting."
#52 I ordered that Bristol Palin purity ring from QVC too! That will ensure my DD stays pure.
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Right up till she pops... Granny
These dumb ass women and their pure daughters. How much you wanna bet these Jesus freak virgins are givin' head in the backseat of the car to their "virgin" boyfriend cause it is only sex if the weiner touches their vagina!!!
These women need to open their eyes. These virgins have done more oral, anal and hand jobs than the cheap tricks at the corner their husbands frequent.
My teenage sex was super hot! I wouldn't change those days for nothing! I was smart, no STD & no babies but lots & lots & lots of O's lol. Damn, I'd go back to those days in a minute :)
Oh, fuck - jrenae's resigning to be a SAHPEA for at least a year. Bad news.
OMG 59, I feel sorry for her children. 24/7 of the FIVE FINGER!!!! Fate worse than the same naked kiddie photo being posted over and over and over and over again.
ATHENA BATHTUB PIC!!! STAT!!!
OG didn't just make up the sexual harassment. If it was a matter of just getting rid of the kid because they disliked him, they could have come up with a dozen different innocuous but viable 'reasons' to shitcan him. Cutbacks due to the economy, anon. customer complaints, etc.
Large corporations do not fire on something like SH without loads of documentation. Period.
Glucose monitors she didn't need or even use, then sell them at flea markets and pocket the cash without tax? She used to brag about clearing 10 grand under the table and not declaring it.
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I don't remember the pea, but I do remember they were one to always be bitching about the browns and poors and welfare sluts not paying any taxes.
The stoopid. It hurts.
IOKIYAR.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3082508
Did Miss Lerin ask for prayers about her husband and we all assumed it was for a criminal matter or am I mixing her up with another pea.
whats up with another thread being pulled? was lauren up to her old tricks again?
what thread got pulled?
Wow, I'm surprised Miss Lerin is planning on a divorce. Sounds like her DH cheated.
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Did Miss Lerin ask for prayers about her husband and we all assumed it was for a criminal matter or am I mixing her up with another pea.
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I'm pretty sure that was mommy2katia&karyme.
I've been on and off the boards for the last few years, so what happened to Sunshine? The pea with the adorable little nephew with the birth defect.
Sabrina was for sure the pea selling her CVS loot. I remember it well.
I've been on and off the boards for the last few years, so what happened to Sunshine? The pea with the adorable little nephew with the birth defect.
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She's still around occasionally. She lost her job quite a while ago and hasn't posted as much since then.
Ok, what's the dealio with susanssiter/mamasgoldengirl? anyone know?
Is she an honest to jeebus troll or a very troubled pea?
k, what's the dealio with susanssiter/mamasgoldengirl? anyone know?
Is she an honest to jeebus troll or a very troubled pea?
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Yeah, I am missing something on that thread. I am not getting what the hell is being talked about. Cliff notes version please.
WTF?
This is what Sylvidiot posted to Sarah on the budget thread:
"Sarah, maybe you just live in an area filled with extremists?
I remember you telling a story during the election of how you were canvasing neighborhoods for Obama and at one stop the female head of household asked her husband who they were voting for and from the other room he shouted "the n*gger"
That was you right?"
What does this have to do with the budget? Or negate that Tea Party people are batshit crazy? Or does Sylvia just like telling a tale with the N-word in it?
She's fucking vile.
yes she is.
Susanssister is mamasgoldengirl???????
I hope scrapower is sure about that call b/c that would be some messed up shit
Ok, what's the dealio with susanssiter/mamasgoldengirl? anyone know?
Is she an honest to jeebus troll or a very troubled pea?
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Good question.
I don't think I can look at her the same way now. If she is attracted to her Hep-C having alcoholic step-daughter for real, well that's a visual I can do without. If she was just trolling, it seems like such an odd thing for a a woman her age to do.
She also posted about her husband going for happy-ending massages under that troll id.
Mrs. Tyler gets so bent out of shape on all political and religious threads. She goes on and on and on until her head is about to explode. I bet she has no friends in real life, only her immediate family.
SusansSister looks like the sweet motherly/grandmotherly type. I'm a little freaked out whether she is a troll or posted those under an alter ID. Ick.
Ok, so what the hell happened on that thread. I see that Mamma's Golden Girl is the OP and that Susan's Sister deleted a post.
What was in Susan's Sister's post that makes it look like she is Mamma's Golden Girl? I'm not getting it. Help a bitch out here.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3079826
Huh? Tips or tricks to make watching the wedding more enjoyable???
She also wondered (as susans sister) if Japan did anything to help after Katrina.
Old doesn't equal nice, or non-crazy. Look at Lauren.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3082606
Really? These women go to bed at 8-9pm and get pissed if their husbands come to bed at 10-11 and want sex? Unless I'm really sick or something, I'm always ready for a go. LOL! Why wouldn't you be?
Yeah, I always thought there was something off with her. I could never pinpoint why. and her last post about Japan, it put her on my whack-a-doodle radar.
Actually, knowing she's a big ol' troll, I'd peg her as number10.
Mrs. Tyler gets so bent out of shape on all political and religious threads. She goes on and on and on until her head is about to explode. I bet she has no friends in real life, only her immediate family.
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Holy Moses, you weren't kidding. Typhus is stroking out on that thread. She probably works herself up on 2Peas, and then goes screaming at her kids and snarking at her husband. If this is how she handles an internet argument, she probably goes apeshit on her family when they disagree with her.
Aw, Mrs. Typhus made an illustration to defend herself on that thread, lol!
Looks like Mrs. Tyler is getting competition from Kristina in stroking out.
Mrs.Tyler=fail
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3082606
Really? These women go to bed at 8-9pm and get pissed if their husbands come to bed at 10-11 and want sex? Unless I'm really sick or something, I'm always ready for a go. LOL! Why wouldn't you be?
April 7, 2011 7:00 PM
These women? I only saw one person say 8pm.
You are boring.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3082606
Really? These women go to bed at 8-9pm and get pissed if their husbands come to bed at 10-11 and want sex? Unless I'm really sick or something, I'm always ready for a go. LOL! Why wouldn't you be?
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Neither my husband nor I have much of a sex drive. Works for us.
Hey I go to bed at 8pm sometimes. But I also wake up at 4am.
I know mamas golden girls posting history but I'm not connecting her to susans sister. Someone want to clue a slow bitch.
I totally feel for Mr Tyler and the kids.
Sweet buttery Jebus that woman is a shrew.
God must love idiots since he made so many of them.
Why they are so concentrated in the Pod is the mystery.
Yay! Silverdolphin is online! I wonder if her husband enjoys the smell of his own BO. I wonder if he has a mullet still.
WHERES THE ATHENA NEKKID PICS?? I NEED TO SEE HER SILICON FUNBAGS!!!
Great, another fucked up pea with a dick in the pod.
This one sounds like he not only has a dick, but is one too.
Watch Joe come and lift his leg in the corner now to mark his territory.
Ok he's got to be gay. What straight guy would post on a scrapbook website? He should be jerking it to donkey porn or out fucking some slut in his 20's. Not on a scrapbook message board.
Ready for the cumshot?
http://img846.imageshack.us/i/bitchpea.jpg/
well that was...anticlimactic. I was expecting cum! funbags! silicone!
Not pretty.
Why the hell would anyone with half a brain post that on the internet? Where it will live on and on and on and on.....
lol 103.
http://img219.imageshack.us/i/ugathena.png/
Athena's intelligence - like her boobs, teeth, hair, avatar and just about everything else - is FAKE.
If you look at her political positions over the years, she ends up being wrong about 95% of the time, then triesher to minimize it, or rewrite her history. She was a huge, RABID, unwavering GWB supporter for years....suddenly when his disaster-ness was undeniable, she was tepid on him. Claims "Well I didn't agree with everything he did..." Yes, bitch you did. Stridently.
But hey, she's smart enough to fool her adoring fanbase. That's not saying much.
heh, thanks imageshacker. she's not all that is she?
Heh. The picture in number 107 cracks me up.
Nice, Athena.
What's the deal with that Tim Clancy book? Is it about a bored depressed housewife who never attended university or worked a day in her life? That is what she claimed on her blog-that she was sexless. Why would you put that out there?
Her pie (dick?) hole is open an awful lot, isn't it?
No she's horny as hell....her dh has a low/non-existant sex drive. She bitched about it on her old, public blog (WTF? Hi dad!) and didn't know if she could stay with him because of it.
She bitched about it on her old, public blog (WTF? Hi dad!)
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more evidence of her stupidity.
ATHENA NEEDS IT A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ATHENA GETS BITCHY WHEN SHE DOESN'T GET A LITTLE SUMPIN-SUMPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peas need to get a PayPal button and get her a vibrator.
"or worked a day in her life"
Oh she works. She denies, naturally.
Yeah, she's working that keyboard!
Girlfriend needs about a gallon of filler.
I have more pics but I don't want to spoil you bitches too much tonight.
For that turkey neck, for starters.
well that was...anticlimactic. I was expecting cum! funbags! silicone!
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The photos do need a bit of Perez Hilton-style tweaking. Some horns here. A dripping mouth there. Arrows with commentary.
Like over her bathtub shot: "My testicles give me a sad!"
LOL......tommorrow then? 'Nite bitches.
That bathtub shot is just....well, weird.
She looks an odd combo of pissed-off and come-hither. Then the red face and overdue-for-a-color - why would you post that on-line?
Strange.
Maybe she can find that pimpin' James O'Keefe, his houseboat, and his dildo collection, and they'll float away together on a river of lube and happy ever afters.
*color hair
'Nite 123!
I seriously NEED to know what's going on in that bathtub picture. What's the point of it? What is she trying to convey?
Any guesses, 'cuz I got nothin'? Help a bitch out here...
Posted: 4/7/2011 7:13:41 PM
It would be okay with me. I miss that aspect of being in a relationship.
formerly library girl 82
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I wonder if her mommy knows that ?
Holy Moses, you weren't kidding. Typhus is stroking out on that thread. She probably works herself up on 2Peas, and then goes screaming at her kids and snarking at her husband. If this is how she handles an internet argument, she probably goes apeshit on her family when they disagree with her.
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I have thought this a million times. She gets so worked up and angry over just about every issue. There's no way she's ever nice in real life. I bet she is constantly screaming at her kids and a total bitch at school. She's probably "hostile" over here. LOL!
These women? I only saw one person say 8pm.
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Well yeah one person may have said 8pm but the majority of them said they go to bed at 9-11pm, a couple of hours before their husband and refuse to be woke up for anything. The question was about being woke up at 2 or 3 in the morning but most of them said they go to be early and when their dh comes to bed at 11-12, he better not wake them up. Most of them are also SAHM who don't have to work the next day. Too sleepy for sex. Too tired for sex. Too busy peaing for sex.
131: tl;dr
So just because I'm a SAHM mom if DH wants some at 2am I should just roll over and lie there and give it up? I'm sorry but being woke up in the middle of the night isn't going to put me in the mood.
Weren't the peas stating the other week that they resent giving DH sex at all? Now suddenly they are all up for it any time of day or night!
133 you are doing it wrong!
I go to bed between 9 and 10pm, I only work part time but still wouldn't want to be woke up in the middle of the night. DH makes sure he's upstairs before 10 if he's looking for some.
FFS, you were a THUNDERCUNT who helped your daughter move into the MEANGIRLS and talked about "Sally" like she was a twoheaded freak that NO ONE LIKES because she is new and her mom is trying to help her make friends?
WTG, you nasty funsucking cuntertastic bitch! Your daughter is gonna be just like you, BE PROUD.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3081720
Few days late on that 137 we've already covered photowhore
Photowhore is now on a more than a few radars thanks to her twuntiness.
My DH can wake me up anytime under the condition that he has to then do what it takes to get me in the mood KWIM? And the same goes for him. I can wake him up, but then I have to get him in the mood.
Funny story... He had been away on a business trip and was sound asleep by the time I got to bed. I woke him up for some action and he was quite willing. So I'm going down on him and I heard him snoring. He fell asleep with my mouth wrapped around his dick. I was tempted to bite down... kidding... I just laughed and took that as a sign he was too tired.
The next morning we were laughing about it and he told me that I should have just hopped on because that is what he would have done if I had been the one to fall asleep. Men!
Few days late on that 137 we've already covered photowhore
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She updated today. Shocked by peas responses. The standard back-peddling, "more to the story" defense.
"It was quite shocking that in a post about a friend situation, there were so many people who were less than friendly with their advice. It was hurtful to see how so many thought I was a bad person, or worse, thought my dd was a bad person.
Of course, there's always a little more to the story, but it is hard to write EVERY bit of back ground info. Anyway, my advice back is to be sure you're writing in a way that you'd like to be written to. If you preach the golden rule, I hope you can live it, too. Flame resistant clothing is back in place. Light your torches."
Boo frickin' hoo.
In regards to the SAHM and sex in the night comment, I took it more as they stay home and pea ALL DAY but God forbid they have to have sex with their dh at midnight.
If my dh came to bed a lot later than I did and woke up me every single night, then sure, I'd be a little peeved we couldn't find a better time, but every once in a while, why be pissed off about it? A lot of them always complain about having to give it up to their dh, and come back with snarky comments about "making" the dh do more chores or things around the house. Pretty sad. Oh but we know they are sooooo tired from raising their kids and homeschooling them. They find plenty of time to pea though.
The peas didn't even really come down that hard on her. She's just mad that we all felt sorry for Sally.
Just read the update from photohorse - wow, what a self-righteous bitch.
I dont like to post with my userid on those kinds of threads but I think getting woke up once in a while for a 2 am fuck is sooooooooooo hot. Sleep awhile, make love awhile, sleep somemore. we both initiate it sometimes. maybe once or twice a month, i can give up that much sleep for sure, i like it.
New space is up. :)
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