The problem is most of the peas waste the entire day on 2peas, facebook, and now pintrest so they have to rush around in the evening doing all of the chores they should have spread throughout the day while their husbands were at work. Then they are so exhausted they collapse in bed feeling like the most overworked women in the world.
How can a grown woman not drive if she's otherwise capable? Why would you burden others with something you can do yourself? Chanipan and Heartcat come to mind. Can't even run to the store without being chauffeured.
How many times have peas said they lost track of time and had to race around picking up right before their husband got home? Plenty. They sit around all day in their pjs shoving processed food at their kids and have the nerve to complain when their DH wants sex. And they wonder why they stray.
Oh Goody! Another self righteous PVM thread by Burning Feather. Her and her groupies/wannabees think they are so cute and edgy for mid aged women. {gag}
Anonymous said... 133 So just because I'm a SAHM mom if DH wants some at 2am I should just roll over and lie there and give it up? I'm sorry but being woke up in the middle of the night isn't going to put me in the mood.
you've got to be kidding me! an adult woman with high school age kids has to ask for advice about buying prepaid credit cards or something else to take on vacation? how do these peas function????!!!????
Anonymous said... 133 So just because I'm a SAHM mom if DH wants some at 2am I should just roll over and lie there and give it up? I'm sorry but being woke up in the middle of the night isn't going to put me in the mood.
April 8, 2011 6:35 AM
"roll over and lie there"? Really? 9 At 2am even if DH works his oral magic on me I'm just not going to be into it.
No. You aren't expected to "lie there" one would think you might actually be a willing participant and enjoy yourself. Anyone who doesn't enjoy sex is either a frigid bitch or married a lousy lover. I have little sympathy for those dumb enough to marry lousy lovers. There is a reason most people have sex before getting married.
No. You aren't expected to "lie there" one would think you might actually be a willing participant and enjoy yourself. Anyone who doesn't enjoy sex is either a frigid bitch or married a lousy lover. I have little sympathy for those dumb enough to marry lousy lovers. There is a reason most people have sex before getting married. ------- I'm not #11, but actually none of the above is true for me. I'm not frigid, nor have I married a bad lover. I've had lots of sex, and have enjoyed it in the past with my husband and others.
My sex drive has decreased significantly since I was in my early 20s, and frankly, I could live without it. My DH has a fairly low sex drive also, but we do it occasionally and everyone is happy. Not being into sex doesn't necessarily mean anything is wrong. If an orgasm is YOUR be all end all then good for you.
Does anyone here keep a detailed spreadsheet? ;) I am curious. Are the peas who complain about their DH wanting sex the same ones who were virgins on their wedding night?
We pledge abstinence and waiting until you get married, but I wonder if that doesn't contribute cheating/divorce? I don't think you can underestimate how importance of being sexually compatible with your spouse.
My DH and I had sex before we married. He was not my first and I was not his either. Fifteen years later we are still happily married and still fuck like bunnies.
I have a daughter and while I hope she will wait until she finishes high school and is in a loving relationship I won't be disappointed if she doesn't wait that long.
I am 11 and I'm sorry you think I'm such a loser because I don't enjoy sex at 2am. Notice I keep saying 2am, at 2am I like to sleep. My DH understands this so we get freaky earlier in the evening. I am not frigid or a lousy lay. Although I probably would be at 2am.
But good for you for being all hot and ready to go at 2am.
Jeeze, another damn name thread from Mary/Mary. This time we are all supposed to postulate on the stupid ass name Remy???
I guess when you keep pumping out kids, it gets really difficult to find a name that doesn't have the stoopid.
Just pick a name already lady. Heck, we won't know the kid's name anyway because she makes up stupid fake names for her blog.
Name the kid Anastasia Beaverhausen and call her Jill, there done! --------- Apparently she has 13 siblings, if she's following that path, these name threads might go on forever.
Anonymous said... 11 Anonymous said... 133 So just because I'm a SAHM mom if DH wants some at 2am I should just roll over and lie there and give it up? I'm sorry but being woke up in the middle of the night isn't going to put me in the mood.
April 8, 2011 6:35 AM
"roll over and lie there"? Really? 9 At 2am even if DH works his oral magic on me I'm just not going to be into it.
Yes "Really"
April 8, 2011 2:49 PM
I haven't replied yet but I am the one that said "really?". My response to yours would be
I did say "lie there" at 2AM my God do you really think a woman should have sex whenever the man wants it? I'm sorry but I'm not a 2am person, for anything!
We been married for 23 years. DH isn't going to leave me because we have sex in the middle of the night.
FFS people what part of I don't like sex, or anything else at 2AM do you not understand.
I wish I could stay home all day to have energy for sex at 2 am!
I get up for work at 5 am and don't get home until 5 pm and am also in school. My boyfriend goes to bed later than I do (shit, I bet my Grandma goes to bed later than I do). If he woke me up every once in awhile to bump uglies I probably wouldn't mind but if it was every night I'd ask him to start changing his boner time.
I suspect those of you who put out any time DH gets a boner must be really insecure- worried he might stray if you don't immediately spread 'em? Some of us might be choosier about times we are willing to do it, and surprise! we still have great relationships with our husbands. Duh.
I don't disagree with BF at all, however, it is a little annoying to constantly hear how financially savvy her and AN are. They think they have all the answers. You'd think they'd both be millionaires by now.
I suspect those of you who put out any time DH gets a boner must be really insecure- worried he might stray if you don't immediately spread 'em? Some of us might be choosier about times we are willing to do it, and surprise! we still have great relationships with our husbands. Duh. ------------------------ OMG, LOL! Or maybe some women just really like sex as much as men do. Choosier? LOL! When's that actually? Once a month when you're not too busy peaing, pinning or choking down a Pioneer Woman recipe?
No one really said your dh would leave you if you didn't have sex with him at 2am, but what a few of you here (or one of you) and some on that thread are saying is shit like "Yeah right, he'll get my foot up his ass" or "Oh sure, if he does the dishes for me tomorrow." Combine those comments with other comments they constantly make about thier dh's and it really just makes you come across as a huge bitch, in every way, not just sexual.
#27 I realize plenty of women love sex as much as men do, I am not one of them. I also never bitch about my DH either, he's great. I'm just bitching at the dumb twat on here who ASSumes those who don't enjoy sex hate their husbands or have a shitty marriage. I love my life and so does DH, and we have sex maybe once a month. Who knew? And I think a surprising number of couples are like us, but are embarrassed to admit it.
"You want to know what Obama-Care has done. It has allowed our insurance to drop certain medications that Matthew once needed and may need again.
Also it allowed our insurance to stop covering his MEDICAL FORMULA. Our soon to be out of pocket expense will be $1000 a month! For 25 freaking cans!
Oh and it also raised our rates, our copays, and meds that used to be $10-15 and now $35. "
Ummm, I feel for you Abby-n-matts mommy, but this sounds like your insurance company screwing you, not theOBAMACare.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3082857&pg=3 ------------ I understand where ANMM is coming from; I have a child with a significant medical condition, and we have also paid thousands out of pocket, I don't blame Obamacare though, our insurance plan is terrible.
I love how MrsT wants to cut everything out of the budget except military, and, surprise! education. Everything must be cut except for YOUR essential livelihood. Twat!
Not being snarky,really want to know. What exactly is wrong with her son, Matt? She says he has to drink some kind of special formula? Also the kid who has Aspergers, is that a different child or is that Matt? How many kids do they have? Do they all have issues?
I'd take it further and not give the military a pass. Whatever your motivation is for enlisting, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know you're never going to be rich on military pay. Joining is a choice, live with consequences, including low pay. The 'sacrificing for country' bit doesn't sway me at all.
Athena is always sitting a pineapple, that is why she looks like that.
Hey dumbass....anyone can find her picture on Facebook. Just search for Athena McGinn Runner. I don't think she has that many Pea friends cause all the Peas hate her.
Wow, BF just exploded when she got judged in the same way she's constantly judging and measuring everyone else in the world. You'd think that someone who dishes it out so much would be able take it.
Gotta say I get Yubons point. I always do an eyeroll when sahm peas start ranting about "entitlements" and errupt in pea-livid outrage because someone else gets something for 'free'. Jesus look in the mirror, asshat.
Who else thinks BF is full of shit? I don't believe she's as financially set as she says she is. She's a stay at home WIFE, doesn't even have kids at home. She's online 24-7. Like someone else said, I doubt if she ever leaves the house.
I also remember AN once talking about how her father was sometimes an asshat but he always provided for her very well. So don't cry poor single mother who was pinching pennies to feed AN and now brag about how much money you have in the bank. C U Next Tuesday.
Am I the only one sick of ADD Housewife complaining about school crap? All day every day it's something about schools and her dh is a freaking teacher!!
Given how quickly BF wigged out and went after Yubon and her lack o' sex life makes me think you're right, 56. It weirdly underscored how her entire balance/financial security/self-worth = having a man.
This is the second thread we've had where a pea is pissed a teacher called her child obnoxious. What is so bad about the word obnoxious? Especially if you know that's how your kid was acting!
This is the second thread we've had where a pea is pissed a teacher called her child obnoxious. What is so bad about the word obnoxious? Especially if you know that's how your kid was acting! ------------- My kids go to a school that is very strict on discipline- I have heard the teachers saying things on par with "obnoxiously rude" on a regular basis. GOOD! If my kid is being an asshole then tell him- he needs to STFU, learn and stop annoying everyone else.
Yubon: You're not as safe as you think you are, BF.
BF: I have a penis that pays attention to me! A penis in my vagina! You don't! Ha ha ha ha....LOSER!
Yubon: What does that have to do with managing money?
SabrinaM: You're a BAD parent, Yubon!!!! I feel sorry for your son!!!!one!!!
Yubon: Look twats, nobody is immune from divorce.
BF: Why don't you try anal? Ha ha ha. No, really, it relaxes me. And guess what? I do it with a PENIS! A real live one. Which you don't have!
SabrinaM: Yeah Yubon, I feel sorry for your SON!
Yubon: Sabrina, go buy a glucose monitor, and shut up, you worthless hag.
SabrinaM: (sweating) Glucose monitors? I don't sell them on the black market and not declare my profits.
BF: PENIS!
SabrinaM: Besides, I use my CVS credits now to buy loads of Sudafed and sell it for 3 times its value to kids on the street. That's right, I do it FOR THE CHILDREN!
BF: And I'd like to say now that not only do I have a penis that pays attention to me, I also have loads and loads of cash. And furs. And three castles that you guys don't know about. And a pony.
Skybar: You're like Cinderella, BF. I would so share my Glenn Beck Apocalyptic Stroganoff with you.
Anonymous said... 20 I did say "lie there" at 2AM my God do you really think a woman should have sex whenever the man wants it? I'm sorry but I'm not a 2am person, for anything!
We been married for 23 years. DH isn't going to leave me because we have sex in the middle of the night.
FFS people what part of I don't like sex, or anything else at 2AM do you not understand.
April 8, 2011 3:48 PM
Here's the quote, it says "lie there". If that isn't you then no one was talking to you.
Anonymous said... 11 Anonymous said... 133 So just because I'm a SAHM mom if DH wants some at 2am I should just roll over and lie there and give it up? I'm sorry but being woke up in the middle of the night isn't going to put me in the mood.
Anonymous said... 51 Athena is always sitting a pineapple, that is why she looks like that.
Hey dumbass....anyone can find her picture on Facebook. Just search for Athena McGinn Runner. I don't think she has that many Pea friends cause all the Peas hate her. 888888 way to get the blog shut down
Even if BF did work and has a cushy pension, so what? She's talking about how everyone should have loads and loads of cash in the bank. She has always talked about how she was a struggling single parent, so if that's the case then how did she manage to save up so much cash for a whopping emergency fund BEFORE she got remarried. She didn't. She's full of it. Didn't her father just die? Did he leave her a house? She keeps talking about owning property. Again, if so, that is recent so I guess she can feel all smug about that now but that hasn't always been the case.
Of course BF is bitching to people who have car payments and go on vacations. She sure as hell doesn't go on vacations. She doesn't go anywhere. Stays at home organizing her pantry and on the internet all day and night. She doesn't drive or go anywhere so she doesn't need a car like most people do. She needs to STFU.
Wannapea is such a bitch about taking her kid to college with her. She would also be the first to bitch at someone else doing that if she hadn't done it. She's always in an uproar over something. She seems like a real peach.
"Yes, that is exactly what I do all day. Mooch off my Dh and eat bon bons all day long"
Pealitical says that on the BF thread. Well, then what DO you do all day long??? What the hell do Stay at Home Wives do? Just own it but don't act like you are so damn busy all day long because you're not. You don't even have kids to look after. If you are a SAHWife then you basically do whatever you want and live off your dh's money. Fine, you're married and you've agreed to that so just own it but stop acting like you're making some big sacrifice or you're contributing just as much as he is to the household because you're not.
If I was a SAHW, I'd do whatever the fuck I wanted to do and I wouldn't hide it at all. I'd also blow my sweetie all the time for making it happen! LMAO I also wouldn't give a shit if you called me a moocher or a ho.
While the neighbor seems like a loon, she always has stories of how someone "wronged" her. Everytime I read one of her complaints I know there's more to the story. She reminds me of txpackrat.
If I was a SAHW, I'd do whatever the fuck I wanted to do and I wouldn't hide it at all. I'd also blow my sweetie all the time for making it happen! LMAO I also wouldn't give a shit if you called me a moocher or a ho. ------------- word!
sn't kiwipolz the one that modeled some fugly outfits on the beach one time? I thought she could be Ashley Calder's sister in those pics. ------------------
WTF are you talking about, they look nothing alike.
I have zero problem with SAHM or even SAHW. What I don't understand is the SAHM or SAHW who actually doesn't do anything and the DH still has to do everything when he gets home from work, like cook dinner or clean or laundry or run all the errands. There are several peas who fit this example and seem to have no problem admitting it with the attitude of "his arms aren't broke" or "I'm not his slave."
Anonymous said... 88 Wannapea is such a bitch about taking her kid to college with her. She would also be the first to bitch at someone else doing that if she hadn't done it. She's always in an uproar over something. She seems like a real peach.
Anonymous said... 105 Emily's address was posted. Not her name FFS.
She used her whole name in her username on 2peas.
Chillax.
April 9, 2011 8:30 AM
FFS? You sound so angry. It really is sad for you. You need to take a break and relax sweety.
I don't care if she posts it. I don't care if you post it. Blogger.com cares if you post it, it's against their rules. Do you understand the point of the post yet or are you having difficulties? I would pat you on the head if I could.
Anonymous said... 106 Did everyone (the peas) miss the part where Burning Feather said she worked for the Dept. of Labor and that's why she's so financially sound.
Just another I got mine conservative (Mrs. Tyler I'm looking at you) with her cushy government pension. ***********************************
I'm glad someone else caught that too! Lazy worthless bitch sucked of the gubmit teat!!!!!!!! NO wonder she's wallowing around in piles o'cash!
;)
April 9, 2011 8:52 AM
You missed the part where they're low on cash then.
Dumbest story I've ever heard. Not funny. Not clever. I didn't learn a thing from it.
Cindy, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Anonymous said... 115 Where does Compwalla work? She always prides herself as being a professional and "I work, work work" but she's on 2peas all the time.
April 9, 2011 9:44 AM
Etsy? LMAO
I 'think' she's claimed to work at home before in graphic design. I'm probably wrong considering I do not really care that much. She sucks.
Athena's always worn the mantle of "sanity" and "fiscal restraint," while distancing herself from the hardcore regressive Socons. That she gave dough to Prop 8 blows that apart. She's one of them, every step of the way.
I always knew Athena lived in a track home after seeing those plastic palm trees in her living room! haha I hate those hideous looking garage front homes. And of course she donated to h8te-she's from Utah! If Jonduh wasn't gay he wouldn't give a flyn' frock about gay rights. You know the repugs....unless it affects them personally (gay daughter, dh with Alzheimer, mentally ill brother, getting shot) they don't give a rat's ass!
BF likes anal because it relaxes her? That is so fucking gross. Backdoor sex is nasty.
I don't care if these dumb whores say they like it, they lie. Anal sex is like having a turd shot up your ass backwards. It is not sexy, it does not feel good and it stinks. Stinky buttholes, stinky dicks, and it makes you want to shit when he pulls out. Packing the Hershey Highway? NO thanks.
As for guys that want anal all the time? I truly think they are closet homo's. Why would want to put in your dick in a shithole when there is perfectly good pussy available.
But we are talking Peas here and most of them probably have wallered out cooters anyway.
BF likes anal because it relaxes her? That is so fucking gross. Backdoor sex is nasty ------------------------- Huh? Where did this come from? Is there a thread about this?
Fucking hell - I might have posted on that sunglasses on thread but almost all responses are from poor little peas with eye problems. If there were normal people on there, we could have a discussion about the psychology of hiding the eyes and the effect on communication that has. AS it is, we have a whole strange percentile claiming to have issues. And they certainly have.
Anonymous said... 124 I always knew Athena lived in a track home after seeing those plastic palm trees in her living room! haha I hate those hideous looking garage front homes. And of course she donated to h8te-she's from Utah! If Jonduh wasn't gay he wouldn't give a flyn' frock about gay rights. You know the repugs....unless it affects them personally (gay daughter, dh with Alzheimer, mentally ill brother, getting shot) they don't give a rat's ass!
Yes, Athena lives in a cookie cutter stucco house in the burbs of Carlsbad sitting on her pineapple all day and waiting for the special cum shot while she soaks in her contractor grade fiberglass tub.
BF isn't rich. Have you seen her husband? He looks about 15 years younger than her, full beard, lumberjack lookin' dude. She had him on Weight Watchers so he must be overweight. He doesn't look like much of a catch.
I remember AN when she first came to the board. She was probably only 19 or 20 and she engaged to some loser that dumped her fat ass. ONLY then did she get serious about college and having a career and following the Dave Ramsey. If the dude hadn't dumped her, she would have been another fat housewife like her mother.
134, crappy looks don't mean no money....Bill Gates wouldn't raise my heart beat other than his friggin' bank balance. Blue collar workers can make one hell of a lot of money and hide one hell of a lot of money.
Who the hell is saying BF is rich? We're saying she's NOT and is full of shit about bragging about having so much money in the bank for her emergency fund. Her dh is a mechanic. They can make a nice living but they are not doing any better than most peas. He dh looks like Mario and no, not Mario Lopez, Mario from the video game.
Rich or not rich, the point is that BF is full of shit about working hard and sacrificing. She has done neither, and has no business telling other people how she wants them to live their lives.
She's an obnoxious, hypocritical, lying, psycho bitch. Her frothing at the mouth comment to Yubon cinched the deal on her mental status. Bitch is fucked-up crazy.
Anonymous said... 134 BF isn't rich. Have you seen her husband? He looks about 15 years younger than her, full beard, lumberjack lookin' dude. She had him on Weight Watchers so he must be overweight. He doesn't look like much of a catch.
140 comments:
The problem is most of the peas waste the entire day on 2peas, facebook, and now pintrest so they have to rush around in the evening doing all of the chores they should have spread throughout the day while their husbands were at work. Then they are so exhausted they collapse in bed feeling like the most overworked women in the world.
le blog est mort, vive le blog.
How can a grown woman not drive if she's otherwise capable? Why would you burden others with something you can do yourself? Chanipan and Heartcat come to mind. Can't even run to the store without being chauffeured.
I think that's exactly it, #2.
How many times have peas said they lost track of time and had to race around picking up right before their husband got home? Plenty. They sit around all day in their pjs shoving processed food at their kids and have the nerve to complain when their DH wants sex. And they wonder why they stray.
Jeeze, another damn name thread from Mary/Mary. This time we are all supposed to postulate on the stupid ass name Remy???
I guess when you keep pumping out kids, it gets really difficult to find a name that doesn't have the stoopid.
Just pick a name already lady. Heck, we won't know the kid's name anyway because she makes up stupid fake names for her blog.
Name the kid Anastasia Beaverhausen and call her Jill, there done!
Oh Goody! Another self righteous PVM thread by Burning Feather. Her and her groupies/wannabees think they are so cute and edgy for mid aged women. {gag}
Anonymous said... 133 So just because I'm a SAHM mom if DH wants some at 2am I should just roll over and lie there and give it up? I'm sorry but being woke up in the middle of the night isn't going to put me in the mood.
April 8, 2011 6:35 AM
"roll over and lie there"? Really?
you've got to be kidding me! an adult woman with high school age kids has to ask for advice about buying prepaid credit cards or something else to take on vacation? how do these peas function????!!!????
Anonymous said... 133 So just because I'm a SAHM mom if DH wants some at 2am I should just roll over and lie there and give it up? I'm sorry but being woke up in the middle of the night isn't going to put me in the mood.
April 8, 2011 6:35 AM
"roll over and lie there"? Really? 9 At 2am even if DH works his oral magic on me I'm just not going to be into it.
Yes "Really"
No. You aren't expected to "lie there" one would think you might actually be a willing participant and enjoy yourself. Anyone who doesn't enjoy sex is either a frigid bitch or married a lousy lover. I have little sympathy for those dumb enough to marry lousy lovers. There is a reason most people have sex before getting married.
Why does JBeans have Scott McCreepy McCreery on her avatar? Lame!
No. You aren't expected to "lie there" one would think you might actually be a willing participant and enjoy yourself. Anyone who doesn't enjoy sex is either a frigid bitch or married a lousy lover. I have little sympathy for those dumb enough to marry lousy lovers. There is a reason most people have sex before getting married.
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I'm not #11, but actually none of the above is true for me. I'm not frigid, nor have I married a bad lover. I've had lots of sex, and have enjoyed it in the past with my husband and others.
My sex drive has decreased significantly since I was in my early 20s, and frankly, I could live without it. My DH has a fairly low sex drive also, but we do it occasionally and everyone is happy. Not being into sex doesn't necessarily mean anything is wrong. If an orgasm is YOUR be all end all then good for you.
Does anyone here keep a detailed spreadsheet? ;) I am curious. Are the peas who complain about their DH wanting sex the same ones who were virgins on their wedding night?
We pledge abstinence and waiting until you get married, but I wonder if that doesn't contribute cheating/divorce? I don't think you can underestimate how importance of being sexually compatible with your spouse.
My DH and I had sex before we married. He was not my first and I was not his either. Fifteen years later we are still happily married and still fuck like bunnies.
I have a daughter and while I hope she will wait until she finishes high school and is in a loving relationship I won't be disappointed if she doesn't wait that long.
I am 11 and I'm sorry you think I'm such a loser because I don't enjoy sex at 2am. Notice I keep saying 2am, at 2am I like to sleep. My DH understands this so we get freaky earlier in the evening. I am not frigid or a lousy lay. Although I probably would be at 2am.
But good for you for being all hot and ready to go at 2am.
Jeeze, another damn name thread from Mary/Mary. This time we are all supposed to postulate on the stupid ass name Remy???
I guess when you keep pumping out kids, it gets really difficult to find a name that doesn't have the stoopid.
Just pick a name already lady. Heck, we won't know the kid's name anyway because she makes up stupid fake names for her blog.
Name the kid Anastasia Beaverhausen and call her Jill, there done!
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Apparently she has 13 siblings, if she's following that path, these name threads might go on forever.
You're the one that said "lie there".
See you in divorce court :)
Anonymous said... 11 Anonymous said... 133 So just because I'm a SAHM mom if DH wants some at 2am I should just roll over and lie there and give it up? I'm sorry but being woke up in the middle of the night isn't going to put me in the mood.
April 8, 2011 6:35 AM
"roll over and lie there"? Really? 9 At 2am even if DH works his oral magic on me I'm just not going to be into it.
Yes "Really"
April 8, 2011 2:49 PM
I haven't replied yet but I am the one that said "really?". My response to yours would be
Lazy bitch, get up and do him.
I did say "lie there" at 2AM my God do you really think a woman should have sex whenever the man wants it? I'm sorry but I'm not a 2am person, for anything!
We been married for 23 years. DH isn't going to leave me because we have sex in the middle of the night.
FFS people what part of I don't like sex, or anything else at 2AM do you not understand.
dammit it should have said because we don't
I wish I could stay home all day to have energy for sex at 2 am!
I get up for work at 5 am and don't get home until 5 pm and am also in school. My boyfriend goes to bed later than I do (shit, I bet my Grandma goes to bed later than I do). If he woke me up every once in awhile to bump uglies I probably wouldn't mind but if it was every night I'd ask him to start changing his boner time.
I suspect those of you who put out any time DH gets a boner must be really insecure- worried he might stray if you don't immediately spread 'em? Some of us might be choosier about times we are willing to do it, and surprise! we still have great relationships with our husbands. Duh.
flstatenolefan is a giant cunt.
I don't disagree with BF at all, however, it is a little annoying to constantly hear how financially savvy her and AN are. They think they have all the answers. You'd think they'd both be millionaires by now.
I second that 24 and will throw in a brandy_m, free bird and photohorse.
I suspect those of you who put out any time DH gets a boner must be really insecure- worried he might stray if you don't immediately spread 'em? Some of us might be choosier about times we are willing to do it, and surprise! we still have great relationships with our husbands. Duh.
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OMG, LOL! Or maybe some women just really like sex as much as men do. Choosier? LOL! When's that actually? Once a month when you're not too busy peaing, pinning or choking down a Pioneer Woman recipe?
No one really said your dh would leave you if you didn't have sex with him at 2am, but what a few of you here (or one of you) and some on that thread are saying is shit like "Yeah right, he'll get my foot up his ass" or "Oh sure, if he does the dishes for me tomorrow." Combine those comments with other comments they constantly make about thier dh's and it really just makes you come across as a huge bitch, in every way, not just sexual.
flstatenolefan is a giant cunt.
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Now this I will agree with.
#27 I realize plenty of women love sex as much as men do, I am not one of them. I also never bitch about my DH either, he's great. I'm just bitching at the dumb twat on here who ASSumes those who don't enjoy sex hate their husbands or have a shitty marriage. I love my life and so does DH, and we have sex maybe once a month. Who knew? And I think a surprising number of couples are like us, but are embarrassed to admit it.
Also, flstatenolefan is a cunt, and I'll add irishwed to that. Well, maybe not a cunt, but annoying as fuck.
"You want to know what Obama-Care has done. It has allowed our insurance to drop certain medications that Matthew once needed and may need again.
Also it allowed our insurance to stop covering his MEDICAL FORMULA. Our soon to be out of pocket expense will be $1000 a month! For 25 freaking cans!
Oh and it also raised our rates, our copays, and meds that used to be $10-15 and now $35. "
Ummm, I feel for you Abby-n-matts mommy, but this sounds like your insurance company screwing you, not theOBAMACare.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3082857&pg=3
BF strikes me as a woman who NEVER leaves the house. EVER. She probably even has her groceries delivered.
"You want to know what Obama-Care has done. It has allowed our insurance to drop certain medications that Matthew once needed and may need again.
Also it allowed our insurance to stop covering his MEDICAL FORMULA. Our soon to be out of pocket expense will be $1000 a month! For 25 freaking cans!
Oh and it also raised our rates, our copays, and meds that used to be $10-15 and now $35. "
Ummm, I feel for you Abby-n-matts mommy, but this sounds like your insurance company screwing you, not theOBAMACare.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3082857&pg=3
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I understand where ANMM is coming from; I have a child with a significant medical condition, and we have also paid thousands out of pocket, I don't blame Obamacare though, our insurance plan is terrible.
I love how MrsT wants to cut everything out of the budget except military, and, surprise! education. Everything must be cut except for YOUR essential livelihood. Twat!
Re: AbbynMattsMommy
Not being snarky,really want to know. What exactly is wrong with her son, Matt? She says he has to drink some kind of special formula? Also the kid who has Aspergers, is that a different child or is that Matt? How many kids do they have? Do they all have issues?
She has two kids. The daughter has Asperger's, the son has some rare syndrome as well as autism.
Go ahead and bitch about Yuban but she is 100% right about BF on her thread.
i suspect the peas that brag about how often they have sex and how *amazing* it is don't really have it that often and it isn't *that* amazing.
BF needs to be reported for what she said to Yubon.
Surprisingly, I agree (mostly) with BF.
I'd take it further and not give the military a pass. Whatever your motivation is for enlisting, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know you're never going to be rich on military pay. Joining is a choice, live with consequences, including low pay. The 'sacrificing for country' bit doesn't sway me at all.
Freebird has never looked more beautiful in her avatar before!
Athena's gorgeous facebook picture coming up at 9pm pacific time.
The military is a form of welfare for many families.
The reason health care costs are going up is because the big insurance corporations CAN.
It's not the doctors, or the government. Corporations now own this country and can do any god-damn thing they please.
Get used to it.
Can't wait #42!!!! Excited!!!
CaitySue: stfu.
Why wait for Athena's facebook picture?
Here you go: http://tinypic.com/r/2w2namd/7
Yes, I am one of her 9 or so pea friends from Facebook. Suck that, A.M.R!
what's wrong with her mouth??!!??
A.M.R.???
Her teefs want to come out to play, don't they?
Her initials are AMR. I'm not going to totally out her.
Athena is always sitting a pineapple, that is why she looks like that.
Hey dumbass....anyone can find her picture on Facebook. Just search for Athena McGinn Runner. I don't think she has that many Pea friends cause all the Peas hate her.
Her name reminds me of one of the Manson Family disciples. And that "off" quality she has in all of her photos doesn't help, either.
Wow, BF just exploded when she got judged in the same way she's constantly judging and measuring everyone else in the world. You'd think that someone who dishes it out so much would be able take it.
Gotta say I get Yubons point. I always do an eyeroll when sahm peas start ranting about "entitlements" and errupt in pea-livid outrage because someone else gets something for 'free'. Jesus look in the mirror, asshat.
I love how the sahms are the ones always bitching about socialist SS and medicare - uh when was your last payroll deduction? 1993?
But you bet your sweet ass that they will be sucking off SS and medicare the minute they can.
Socialisms!!!!!
Who else thinks BF is full of shit? I don't believe she's as financially set as she says she is. She's a stay at home WIFE, doesn't even have kids at home. She's online 24-7. Like someone else said, I doubt if she ever leaves the house.
I also remember AN once talking about how her father was sometimes an asshat but he always provided for her very well. So don't cry poor single mother who was pinching pennies to feed AN and now brag about how much money you have in the bank. C U Next Tuesday.
The peas can't get busy with their dh because they all sleep with their special snowflakes.
Am I the only one sick of ADD Housewife complaining about school crap? All day every day it's something about schools and her dh is a freaking teacher!!
Given how quickly BF wigged out and went after Yubon and her lack o' sex life makes me think you're right, 56. It weirdly underscored how her entire balance/financial security/self-worth = having a man.
Which was kind of what Teh Yubs was saying.
When did Jade get a divorce? Didn't she just have a baby a la Libris?
If you have to wait until you can buy mustard for .05, you are in trouble.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3082954
This is the second thread we've had where a pea is pissed a teacher called her child obnoxious. What is so bad about the word obnoxious? Especially if you know that's how your kid was acting!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3082954
This is the second thread we've had where a pea is pissed a teacher called her child obnoxious. What is so bad about the word obnoxious? Especially if you know that's how your kid was acting!
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My kids go to a school that is very strict on discipline- I have heard the teachers saying things on par with "obnoxiously rude" on a regular basis. GOOD! If my kid is being an asshole then tell him- he needs to STFU, learn and stop annoying everyone else.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3082930
Oh STFU. Ok, ok, we all know you make everything from scratch. Now, how about cutting your bangs?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3082978
Why am I not surprised she reads Young Adult books? She's the weirdo was was BFF's with Feeder Lynn and defended him.
The Yubs v BF Exchange was high comedy.
Yubon: You're not as safe as you think you are, BF.
BF: I have a penis that pays attention to me! A penis in my vagina! You don't! Ha ha ha ha....LOSER!
Yubon: What does that have to do with managing money?
SabrinaM: You're a BAD parent, Yubon!!!! I feel sorry for your son!!!!one!!!
Yubon: Look twats, nobody is immune from divorce.
BF: Why don't you try anal? Ha ha ha. No, really, it relaxes me. And guess what? I do it with a PENIS! A real live one. Which you don't have!
SabrinaM: Yeah Yubon, I feel sorry for your SON!
Yubon: Sabrina, go buy a glucose monitor, and shut up, you worthless hag.
SabrinaM: (sweating) Glucose monitors? I don't sell them on the black market and not declare my profits.
BF: PENIS!
SabrinaM: Besides, I use my CVS credits now to buy loads of Sudafed and sell it for 3 times its value to kids on the street. That's right, I do it FOR THE CHILDREN!
BF: And I'd like to say now that not only do I have a penis that pays attention to me, I also have loads and loads of cash. And furs. And three castles that you guys don't know about. And a pony.
Skybar: You're like Cinderella, BF. I would so share my Glenn Beck Apocalyptic Stroganoff with you.
THE END
SabrinaM: (sweating) Glucose monitors? I don't sell them on the black market and not declare my profits.
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Hahahaha! FTW!
http://img23.imageshack.us/i/crazyladyf.jpg/
Athena has a frumpy looking muppet face. She's looking as crazy as *Kath* in that picture!
Perfection #66. I love you!
Athena looks NOTHING like here avatar. Wow.
here = her
Isn't kiwipolz the one that modeled some fugly outfits on the beach one time? I thought she could be Ashley Calder's sister in those pics.
Peel back the onion and she's just another frumpy, shrill, entitled, crazy nutter.
"Glenn Beck Apocalyptic Stroganoff"
bahahahahhahaha!
Bet the pea batphones are burnin' up! Haha.
Classic 66! That was sheer genius! Bwahahaha!
Not to be confused with gifted.
so those bitches really did run peasbkind off the bukkit. she hasn't been around for a few days.
woot!
Anonymous said... 20 I did say "lie there" at 2AM my God do you really think a woman should have sex whenever the man wants it? I'm sorry but I'm not a 2am person, for anything!
We been married for 23 years. DH isn't going to leave me because we have sex in the middle of the night.
FFS people what part of I don't like sex, or anything else at 2AM do you not understand.
April 8, 2011 3:48 PM
Here's the quote, it says "lie there". If that isn't you then no one was talking to you.
Anonymous said... 11 Anonymous said... 133 So just because I'm a SAHM mom if DH wants some at 2am I should just roll over and lie there and give it up? I'm sorry but being woke up in the middle of the night isn't going to put me in the mood.
April 8, 2011 6:35 AM
Anonymous said... 51 Athena is always sitting a pineapple, that is why she looks like that.
Hey dumbass....anyone can find her picture on Facebook. Just search for Athena McGinn Runner. I don't think she has that many Pea friends cause all the Peas hate her.
888888
way to get the blog shut down
bye bye sad little blog
If she's worried about privacy, maybe she shouldn't have left a trail all over the right-wing blogosphere.
Just saw Athena's FB profile picture.
Yikes.
To see just how made up her whole persona really is . . . pretty pathetic.
Did everyone (the peas) miss the part where Burning Feather said she worked for the Dept. of Labor and that's why she's so financially sound.
Just another I got mine conservative (Mrs. Tyler I'm looking at you) with her cushy government pension.
I thought BF's father invented Uno and that's how she got lotsa money ;)
Flame me as being a bad blog bitch for this -
Can someone explain to me who TaLaisa is?
I don't have the time to keep spreadsheets as some do.
Even if BF did work and has a cushy pension, so what? She's talking about how everyone should have loads and loads of cash in the bank. She has always talked about how she was a struggling single parent, so if that's the case then how did she manage to save up so much cash for a whopping emergency fund BEFORE she got remarried. She didn't. She's full of it. Didn't her father just die? Did he leave her a house? She keeps talking about owning property. Again, if so, that is recent so I guess she can feel all smug about that now but that hasn't always been the case.
Of course BF is bitching to people who have car payments and go on vacations. She sure as hell doesn't go on vacations. She doesn't go anywhere. Stays at home organizing her pantry and on the internet all day and night. She doesn't drive or go anywhere so she doesn't need a car like most people do. She needs to STFU.
Wannapea is such a bitch about taking her kid to college with her. She would also be the first to bitch at someone else doing that if she hadn't done it. She's always in an uproar over something. She seems like a real peach.
"Yes, that is exactly what I do all day. Mooch off my Dh and eat bon bons all day long"
Pealitical says that on the BF thread. Well, then what DO you do all day long??? What the hell do Stay at Home Wives do? Just own it but don't act like you are so damn busy all day long because you're not. You don't even have kids to look after. If you are a SAHWife then you basically do whatever you want and live off your dh's money. Fine, you're married and you've agreed to that so just own it but stop acting like you're making some big sacrifice or you're contributing just as much as he is to the household because you're not.
If I was a SAHW, I'd do whatever the fuck I wanted to do and I wouldn't hide it at all. I'd also blow my sweetie all the time for making it happen! LMAO I also wouldn't give a shit if you called me a moocher or a ho.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3083022
While the neighbor seems like a loon, she always has stories of how someone "wronged" her. Everytime I read one of her complaints I know there's more to the story. She reminds me of txpackrat.
BF and AN are the textbook example for "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree." You know, the hypocritical, pretentious cunty tree;D
If I was a SAHW, I'd do whatever the fuck I wanted to do and I wouldn't hide it at all. I'd also blow my sweetie all the time for making it happen! LMAO I also wouldn't give a shit if you called me a moocher or a ho.
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word!
ITA, 91. She comes off as very shrill and highstrung.
sn't kiwipolz the one that modeled some fugly outfits on the beach one time? I thought she could be Ashley Calder's sister in those pics.
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WTF are you talking about, they look nothing alike.
I have zero problem with SAHM or even SAHW. What I don't understand is the SAHM or SAHW who actually doesn't do anything and the DH still has to do everything when he gets home from work, like cook dinner or clean or laundry or run all the errands. There are several peas who fit this example and seem to have no problem admitting it with the attitude of "his arms aren't broke" or "I'm not his slave."
Yawn
http://www.amazon.com/Westinghouse-Mash-2019N-Steam-2013-WST3004/dp/B000309TFO
This is for the mashed potato thread. It could be the new trend. "Steam n Mash" mashed potatos from a machine.
Anonymous said... 32 BF strikes me as a woman who NEVER leaves the house. EVER. She probably even has her groceries delivered.
April 8, 2011 4:49 PM
AN uses Alice.com (not sure if you can get food, maybe twinkies?)
I agree with 82.
Athena has said over and over again that she lives in Carlsbad.
So, I googled "athena carlsbad republican" and it came up with her full name and idiotic campaign donations.
Really, Athena?
$1500 to John McCain? (Especially when you don't work, so I should say you spent $1500 of your husband's money for McCain/Palin.)
How about that $250 to Prop 8? I wonder how your RepubliGay, Jonduh, would feel about that?
Anonymous said... 82 If she's worried about privacy, maybe she shouldn't have left a trail all over the right-wing blogosphere.
April 9, 2011 12:47 AM
Didn't bring it up for "her" privacy. It's against the websites rules and I'm not talking about Janetheslut.
Anonymous said... 85 I thought BF's father invented Uno and that's how she got lotsa money ;)
April 9, 2011 6:07 AM
No.
If you're being sarcastic, you fail.
She also said they have to stop doing (or cut back maybe) on remodeling and are selling? I wonder if the black widow got to close.
Anonymous said... 88 Wannapea is such a bitch about taking her kid to college with her. She would also be the first to bitch at someone else doing that if she hadn't done it. She's always in an uproar over something. She seems like a real peach.
April 9, 2011 7:04 AM
I wonder if she still looks butch.
Anonymous said... 100 I agree with 82.
Athena has said over and over again that she lives in Carlsbad.
So, I googled "athena carlsbad republican" and it came up with her full name and idiotic campaign donations.
8888888
So, you find it and leave it off of here. The blogs hosted on this website can get deleted completely if someone posts crap like that.
That's the point of the post, not how easy it is to find.
Emily anyone?
Emily's address was posted. Not her name FFS.
She used her whole name in her username on 2peas.
Chillax.
Did everyone (the peas) miss the part where Burning Feather said she worked for the Dept. of Labor and that's why she's so financially sound.
Just another I got mine conservative (Mrs. Tyler I'm looking at you) with her cushy government pension.
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I'm glad someone else caught that too! Lazy worthless bitch sucked of the gubmit teat!!!!!!!! NO wonder she's wallowing around in piles o'cash!
;)
Anonymous said... 105 Emily's address was posted. Not her name FFS.
She used her whole name in her username on 2peas.
Chillax.
April 9, 2011 8:30 AM
FFS? You sound so angry. It really is sad for you. You need to take a break and relax sweety.
I don't care if she posts it. I don't care if you post it. Blogger.com cares if you post it, it's against their rules. Do you understand the point of the post yet or are you having difficulties? I would pat you on the head if I could.
Anonymous said... 106 Did everyone (the peas) miss the part where Burning Feather said she worked for the Dept. of Labor and that's why she's so financially sound.
Just another I got mine conservative (Mrs. Tyler I'm looking at you) with her cushy government pension.
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I'm glad someone else caught that too! Lazy worthless bitch sucked of the gubmit teat!!!!!!!! NO wonder she's wallowing around in piles o'cash!
;)
April 9, 2011 8:52 AM
You missed the part where they're low on cash then.
She wallows but not in cash.
"Really, Athena?
$1500 to John McCain?"
That would be $1500 to the Snowbilly Grifter. Athena sure knows how to pick 'em. Also, too.
so what? someone else will just start a new blog. bfd.
"To see just how made up her whole persona really is . . . pretty pathetic."
Seriously agree with you. Pathetic is right.
Anonymous said... 110 so what? someone else will just start a new blog. bfd.
April 9, 2011 9:04 AM
walk away
It's sad how much you all obsess.
Have a most bodacious day!
Go away Emily. Don't worry no one here is talking about you. No one cares about you.
Where does Compwalla work? She always prides herself as being a professional and "I work, work work" but she's on 2peas all the time.
Anonymous said... 114 Go away Emily. Don't worry no one here is talking about you. No one cares about you.
April 9, 2011 9:39 AM
I see no evidence of Emily here. Project much?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3083040
Dumbest story I've ever heard. Not funny. Not clever. I didn't learn a thing from it.
Cindy, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Anonymous said... 115 Where does Compwalla work? She always prides herself as being a professional and "I work, work work" but she's on 2peas all the time.
April 9, 2011 9:44 AM
Etsy? LMAO
I 'think' she's claimed to work at home before in graphic design. I'm probably wrong considering I do not really care that much. She sucks.
I see no evidence of Emily here. Project much?
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:sigh: Bless your heart.
Wasn't Compwella the one who years ago when she was a fairly new pea talked about stealing supplies from the doctors office?
Anonymous said... 119 I see no evidence of Emily here. Project much?
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:sigh: Bless your heart.
April 9, 2011 9:57 AM
Thanks cupcake. I wouldn't get to religious around here though, if you know what's good for you.
Yes, cuntwallop stole from the doc's office.
Athena's always worn the mantle of "sanity" and "fiscal restraint," while distancing herself from the hardcore regressive Socons. That she gave dough to Prop 8 blows that apart. She's one of them, every step of the way.
Wonder if she's a Bircher, too.
I always knew Athena lived in a track home after seeing those plastic palm trees in her living room! haha I hate those hideous looking garage front homes. And of course she donated to h8te-she's from Utah! If Jonduh wasn't gay he wouldn't give a flyn' frock about gay rights. You know the repugs....unless it affects them personally (gay daughter, dh with Alzheimer, mentally ill brother, getting shot) they don't give a rat's ass!
BF likes anal because it relaxes her? That is so fucking gross. Backdoor sex is nasty.
I don't care if these dumb whores say they like it, they lie. Anal sex is like having a turd shot up your ass backwards. It is not sexy, it does not feel good and it stinks. Stinky buttholes, stinky dicks, and it makes you want to shit when he pulls out. Packing the Hershey Highway? NO thanks.
As for guys that want anal all the time? I truly think they are closet homo's. Why would want to put in your dick in a shithole when there is perfectly good pussy available.
But we are talking Peas here and most of them probably have wallered out cooters anyway.
So BF inherited all her money, but that makes her a financially responsible and worthy human being. Oh, ok?
And did she really say she likes anal?
"Why would want to put in your dick in a shithole when there is perfectly good pussy available."
It's a lot tighter - especially if that perfectly good pussy's spat out 3 kids. Just sayin'.
BF likes anal because it relaxes her? That is so fucking gross. Backdoor sex is nasty
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Huh? Where did this come from? Is there a thread about this?
Fucking hell - I might have posted on that sunglasses on thread but almost all responses are from poor little peas with eye problems. If there were normal people on there, we could have a discussion about the psychology of hiding the eyes and the effect on communication that has. AS it is, we have a whole strange percentile claiming to have issues. And they certainly have.
BF IS NOT RICH, STOP SAYING IT. Geez
Anonymous said... 124 I always knew Athena lived in a track home after seeing those plastic palm trees in her living room! haha I hate those hideous looking garage front homes. And of course she donated to h8te-she's from Utah! If Jonduh wasn't gay he wouldn't give a flyn' frock about gay rights. You know the repugs....unless it affects them personally (gay daughter, dh with Alzheimer, mentally ill brother, getting shot) they don't give a rat's ass!
April 9, 2011 11:18 AM
Liberal
#130, BF is rich in (so-called)wisdom. LOL.
Yes, Athena lives in a cookie cutter stucco house in the burbs of Carlsbad sitting on her pineapple all day and waiting for the special cum shot while she soaks in her contractor grade fiberglass tub.
I remember her old blog. Bitch is a nutter.
BF isn't rich. Have you seen her husband? He looks about 15 years younger than her, full beard, lumberjack lookin' dude. She had him on Weight Watchers so he must be overweight. He doesn't look like much of a catch.
I remember AN when she first came to the board. She was probably only 19 or 20 and she engaged to some loser that dumped her fat ass. ONLY then did she get serious about college and having a career and following the Dave Ramsey. If the dude hadn't dumped her, she would have been another fat housewife like her mother.
134, crappy looks don't mean no money....Bill Gates wouldn't raise my heart beat other than his friggin' bank balance. Blue collar workers can make one hell of a lot of money and hide one hell of a lot of money.
Who the hell is saying BF is rich? We're saying she's NOT and is full of shit about bragging about having so much money in the bank for her emergency fund. Her dh is a mechanic. They can make a nice living but they are not doing any better than most peas. He dh looks like Mario and no, not Mario Lopez, Mario from the video game.
Rich or not rich, the point is that BF is full of shit about working hard and sacrificing. She has done neither, and has no business telling other people how she wants them to live their lives.
She's an obnoxious, hypocritical, lying, psycho bitch. Her frothing at the mouth comment to Yubon cinched the deal on her mental status. Bitch is fucked-up crazy.
New Space is up. :)
Anonymous said... 134 BF isn't rich. Have you seen her husband? He looks about 15 years younger than her, full beard, lumberjack lookin' dude. She had him on Weight Watchers so he must be overweight. He doesn't look like much of a catch.
April 9, 2011 2:43 PM
Yes, we've all seen him.
So nice that you super rich "One Percenter's" can sit around and pick at who is or isn't rich.
Now, that's rich!
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