Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Space

200 comments:

Anonymous said...

first?

Anonymous said...

woo hoo! I was first!1!

Anonymous said...

Well, I see the preschoolers are here already.

Anonymous said...

Yay! I didn't make #147's (from the previous thread) list of obvious posters! There are a lot of Peas like me who just read and rarely post.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085447

LOL @ all the Peas in this thread who don't understand the three branches of government.

"But...but...it's OBAMA's fault!!!!!!!eleventy!!!!"

Anonymous said...

#4 - same here.

Anonymous said...

It's, "interesting" that traceyFL is always so broke, yet she AND her special snowflakes have iPads, and now she's talking about the Kindles and Nooks she's buying and planning on buying. Last I checked, tablet PCs and eReaders were not necessities-especially for someone who is supposedly a struggling single parent.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085686

Anonymous said...

L'Urines ears prick like satans when she hears the word racist
no one will steal the cuntbeasts thunder
no one

tossing on her hat she runs downstairs to her antiquated 1972 Buick LaSabre
while trying to not trip over her sheet
as she drags her door open she removes her pointy hat feverishly tossing it across the peeling Naugahyde seat
The floorboard area is filled with the empty carcasses of mickyD cheeseburger wrappers greasy fry containers and empty Krispy Kreme boxes
carcasses of last nights late bender
wheezing and out of breath she plops her fatass down into the car which groans in tired defiance as its springs have little life left to give as it tries to carry its heavy load one last time
as she turns the key a low shriek comes forth building in intesity
guttural primitive and desparate
ON TO THE POD
as the Buick backfires in protest
it's finally coaxed to life as her cankles quiver when her wide fat foot presses life into the beast
seconds pass as she curls her swollen pasty sausage fingers around the gear shifter and throws it into reverse
a noxious cloud of blue smoke spews out the tailpipe and curls around the open window
L'Urine takes a deep breath and her nostrils flare
the blue smoke is helplessly sucked inward

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LMAO!
L'Urines asking for no flames on her raciest thread but has no issue flaming others who dare give a opinion. Typical of the cuntbeast.

Anonymous said...

Well, I see the preschoolers are here already.

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EIGHT!

Anonymous said...

Damn. NINE!

Anonymous said...

I didn't make the list either. I used to post a lot about 7 or 8 years ago. A lot of people know me at the pod even though I rarely post there now. I'm happier being a blog bitch. It's great to be here!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3084464&pg=1

Did Ashley create yet another alter ego to complain about her work problems?

Anonymous said...

L'Urines ears prick like satans when she hears the word racist
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You know, that is so true. Every single time someone is accused of being a racist on a thread, Lauren starts a new thread about it asking why it was racist. I've seen her do it at least half a dozen times. She's obsessed with it. Gee, I wonder why.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085707

So this bitch is stupid enough to ask the question in her post title, leave out info, and then roll her eyes at someone who makes a suggestion on what to do with her pet?
Sweet, buttery, Jeebus what a waste of skin.

Anonymous said...

Very true, 13. Her obsession, and the reason for it, are glaringly obvious. Well, to everyone but her.

Anonymous said...

L'Urine has a deep hatred of

*any one left of the center
*foreigners from countries with social systems
*Muslims
*woman who have woman friends
*woman who have good relations with their children
*woman who have good male friends (she tried to cover this one up by ALWAYS mentioning her male friends/clients of which we know she has none
*woman who are good looking and smart


L'Urine is obsessed with
*racism
*manly men - which is ironic because the has no idea of how to get or keep one
*makeup
*food
*the tea party

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085746
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

They want you to STFU, and they especially want you to shut your yap about religion.

Anonymous said...

You forgot nail polish....

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure that L'Urine is more "manly" than 99.9% of all males, so the chances of her ever finding a man, let alone a "manly man" are pretty much nil.

Anonymous said...

You forgot nail polish....
April 20, 2011 10:17 AM
^^
I took makeup to include that ;P

Anonymous said...

Change of subject: Does anyone remember Kevin and Amanda? She used to post tons of pics of her boston terrier dogs and she started a blog? She had recipes and stuff?

Well, slap my ass and call me Shirley-why the hell is she interviewing Bobby Flay and shit? Is she the next Pioneer Woman? WTF...

I need to start a blog about picking my buggers and maybe I can parley it into a freaking career.

http://www.kevinandamanda.com/

Anonymous said...

L'Urine has a deep hatred of
___________

I'll add breastfeeders to that list.

Anonymous said...

I'll add she has a deep hatred of
* anyone that asks her to explain herself or her reasoning with a valid question.
* anyone that stands up to her bullying another pea.

Anonymous said...

I'll add that she has a deep hatred of pretty much everything and everyone. Including herself. Which is why she's always lashing out.

Anonymous said...

L'Urine has a deep hatred of

Add:

international adoption
women expecting their exes to pay child support
people who say "Happy Holidays" - she's a Jew who prefers "Merry Christmas"

Anonymous said...

Well, slap my ass and call me Shirley-why the hell is she interviewing Bobby Flay and shit? Is she the next Pioneer Woman? WTF...
^^^^^^^^^^

I really couldn't care less. She has a successful blog. She's not all in our faces pimping it out.

Plenty of stuff at the pod to smack on. I'm just not feeling this one.

Anonymous said...

Hi Amanda!

Anonymous said...

So predictable 27. And no, I'm not Amanda.

Anonymous said...

Offensive does not equal "racist". Stereotyping does not equal "racist".

yes L'Urine we know your thoughts so why even ask anyone else well all know you just like to hear your lips flap in the wind

BTW would this be considered offensive, stereotyping or just fact? LOL
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L'Urines ears prick like satans when she hears the word racist
no one will steal the cuntbeasts thunder
no one

tossing on her hat she runs downstairs to her antiquated 1972 Buick LaSabre
while trying to not trip over her sheet
as she drags her door open she removes her pointy hat feverishly tossing it across the peeling Naugahyde seat
The floorboard area is filled with the empty carcasses of mickyD cheeseburger wrappers greasy fry containers and empty Krispy Kreme boxes
carcasses of last nights late bender

Anonymous said...

****we****all know

Anonymous said...

you just like to hear your lips flap in the wind
^^^
So true, so true. She's not interested in others' opinions-never has been.

Her only interests:

1. food
2. stirring the shitpot
3. listening to herself talk
4. insulting others
5. booze

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085702

kikipea is so damn annoying, how many threads are there on this already? doesn't warrant another thread nor her btt this stupid thread.

Anonymous said...

What I don't get is the motorbike guy told the daughter things to pass on to his family and she doesn't seem to have made any effort to do that. Hoping daughter gets comfort from speaking to the family is nothing compared to the comfort they'll get from speaking to her.

Anonymous said...

Stereotyping does not equal "racist".
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Racial stereotyping **does** equal "racist".

Dumbass.

Anonymous said...

What I don't get is the motorbike guy told the daughter things to pass on to his family and she doesn't seem to have made any effort to do that.
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That. And I agree that KikiPea has been annoying as fuck about this.

One thread? Ok, fine. Bumping ONE thread up to the top continually is even fine. It's a tragic situation, and the family deserves to hear what their son/brother/etc wanted said to them.

Bumping multiple threads and tooting your own horn? Not ok. She just needs to STFU now and let the parties involved handle it from here on in.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085786

For the blog bitch who asked why brandym is so annoying. Multiple threads like this. Every.damn.day.

Today it has been the "I look down on you if you want to opt out of AIDS education in 4th grade" and now this one.

She's twat-tastic.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=list&forum_id=15&x=17&y=10

Now that CL has been beetlejuiced back to the pod, here we go--wheeee!

"My mil is great, I love her I really do, but it pisses me off that she won't babysit my kids for free any and every time I ask her to"

OMFG I'm going to have to use the ignore button on her.

Anonymous said...

I just set Steffie on ignore after reading what she has posted over the past few days. HOLY SHIT! She is very much manic and like most manic's can't see it. I have seen many bi-polar people in a manic phase and some do act just like Steffie, will do and say anything for attention. Even very negative attention. We have a lot of Peas with mental illness on the board that remain very well behaved and don't get mean and nasty. Some are very open and honest about it and they are some of the nicest peas. The mean and nasty had to be a part of her personality before she became bi-polar. You usually don't get that mean or nasty after diagnosis if you weren't prior to the illness.

So we get victimized by her uncontrolled bi-polar mean and nasty x 10. If I had her husband's email address I would be very tempted to email him my concerns and links to her posts. He may need to intercede to help her manage her treatment and get her medications adjusted. But I am just not the type of person to jump into someone's personal shit like that because it usually isn't well received no matter how well intended.

She's so sick right now she can't see she was picking on a person with a very severe social anxiety disorder along with her other problems. Jumping her shit will just make her worse.

Scrappertastic should be unplugged from the internet to get away from some of those horrible bitches for now. Once someone finally figures out how severe her disorder is and gets her treatment she will be able to handle the nasty bitches without it worsening her problem.

Frankly I'd rather be on a board with 1,000 people like scrappertastic than 1 Steffie, Lauren or the other couple hundred just plain mean assed grown women.

I suppose mean posting this here has now added me to the ranks of the mean assed grown women, but there comes a point where you just have to say something. I don't think Steffie is stupid enough to read here, as evidenced by another mentally ill pea, reading and responding on this blog is very unhealthy if you are not stable.

So if you are here Steffie, stop reading and make an appointment with your doctor to get checked out. Something is not at all right with you. And wallowing into any further negativity is just damaging to your well being. And let that poor girl along and STFU with the racist shit. That was about the most unbecoming post I have read out of any pea, save for the ones made by Lauren when she is on a drinking binge.

Anonymous said...

I bet CL doesn't bathe her kids very often, change their diapers, wipe their noses or wash their clothes. That is probably why Momma in Law doesn't want the little mud grubs around.

Anonymous said...

CL is clueless. She is a SAHM, while MIL works and CL wants her to babysit so CL can get out of the house? dumbass

Anonymous said...

The grandma finally has two days off and her SAHM DIL wants to dump her kids on Grandma with less than 24 hours notice. Just what she wanted, I'm sure.

Anonymous said...

CL is clueless. She is a SAHM, while MIL works and CL wants her to babysit so CL can get out of the house? dumbass
April 20, 2011 1:24 PM

Bingo. If she can afford to be a SAHM, she can fucking afford to hire an actual paid babysitter once in a while. If she can't, boo fucking hoo. SHE decided to have those kids and be a SAHM. The only person with an obligation to care for her kids is CL.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3085741&pg=2

All a bunch of racists without the balls to say so

Anonymous said...

troll BeckyTech and Yivit finally come head to head on Rachags thread LOL

Were going to have a nerd showdown

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085793

FFS. We haven't had enough of the "crazy kid name" threads. I'll see your La-dash-a and raise you a Lemonjello/Oranjello.

Just another bitch with bible quotes in her siggy making digs at poor people and blacks. I'm sure Jesus is proud.

Anonymous said...

ITA, 42. Like everyone is too stupid to recognize "a certain demographic" as racist code speak. What lovely Christian women.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3085741&pg=2

All a bunch of racists without the balls to say so

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Oh please. That was one asshole poster.
Any decals look like shit. I don't care who you are.

Anonymous said...

46 have you read the entire thread. Several peas used certain demo except myshelly who came out and said poor blacks but later edited out the blacks. Screen shoot anyone?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 47

46 have you read the entire thread. Several peas used certain demo except myshelly who came out and said poor blacks but later edited out the blacks. Screen shoot anyone?


Is it a black thing? Because around here, it's a Hispanic thing, but then again, I live in an area that has a large Hispanic population.

Anonymous said...

Its not a black white or hispanic thing in my area. In HS it was popular among the "rural" kids mostly white. Who cares really.

Anonymous said...

Peas are so stupid and they are constantly letting their bigotry show.

Even the ones who claim to be all open minded and tolerant.

Perfect examples: brandym

She's what I think of as a reverse zealot.

Anonymous said...

Pahina (Paige) showed her true colors on Scrappertastics thread

reinforced them on L'Urines racist thread
cemented them with the "certain demographic" on the memory sticker thread

not a pea I want to converse with or know

Anonymous said...

Any others 51. I hate doing the research but I cringe at the peas who I make friendly chatter with who just so happen to be card holding KKK members

Anonymous said...

myshelly
whoever posted the latest weird names thread
Georgiapea

There are lots of others, though. Threads like the sticker one bring them out in droves

Anonymous said...

ScraPEAtacular. Check out her post on the baby name thread. She might as well stand on the roof and shout that she's a bigot.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085836

Please come kiss my ass and tell me how wonderful I am.

All while I charged you crazy prices for something that's nothing special and you could make yourself.

Anonymous said...

Bethanne is a blog bitch I am 47 and was lying about the black part to see if anyone would take the bait! Revenge for you bitches never sharing the name of the person who posted on a bumped thread that was only linked here at the pod.

Anonymous said...

squillen - FUCK OFF

That is all

Anonymous said...

Bethanne is a blog bitch I am 47 and was lying about the black part to see if anyone would take the bait! Revenge for you bitches never sharing the name of the person who posted on a bumped thread that was only linked here at the pod.
April 20, 2011 3:05 PM

This makes absolutely no fucking sense.

Anonymous said...

Bethanne is a blog bitch I am 47 and was lying about the black part to see if anyone would take the bait! Revenge for you bitches never sharing the name of the person who posted on a bumped thread that was only linked here at the *blog*

Myshelly didnt say poor blacks. Get it? No? Well fuck off then

Anonymous said...

56-that is a stretch. any moran could tell what the hell myshelly was trying to say. and no, i am not bethann and who gives a fuck if she is a blog bitch

lemme guess who you are 47? a third tier pea trying to make a name for herself?

Anonymous said...

Simmer down there 59, your stoopid is showing

Anonymous said...

How did you know 60? Does my clever trick make the 2nd tier? Does that mean I get to pimp my blog, hair bows, ugly mouthless handmade greeting cards, and lard covered cookies at the pod?

Anonymous said...

Whatever Bethie.

Anonymous said...

Oh, looky!! 62 is a spreasheet keeper. Seanna is gonna kick your ass if you think you are better than she is.

Seriously, you are trying way too hard.

Anonymous said...

64 all you bitches are shaking in your boots because Ive figured out a way to out blog bitches. Don't worry if one of the nicer peas had fallen for it I wouldnt have come running back ringing the bell. Its only you cunty ones I'll take pride in exposing. What is your name at the pod?

Anonymous said...

squillen - FUCK OFF

That is all
__________________________

i'm with you on that one

Anonymous said...

64 all you bitches are shaking in your boots because Ive figured out a way to out blog bitches. Don't worry if one of the nicer peas had fallen for it I wouldnt have come running back ringing the bell. Its only you cunty ones I'll take pride in exposing. What is your name at the pod?

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you first

Anonymous said...

64 all you bitches are shaking in your boots because Ive figured out a way to out blog bitches.
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Now THAT is fucking funny. Delusional much?

Anonymous said...

squillen - FUCK OFF

That is all
__________________________

i'm with you on that one
April 20, 2011 3:31 PM
^^^^^^^
Count me in!

Anonymous said...

the only thing shaking are the wings on L'Urines arms

Anonymous said...

the only thing shaking are the wings on L'Urines arms
April 20, 2011 3:52 PM

FTW!!! :)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085837

Really? You expect your DH to hang around for hours with the children and his thumb up his ass while you run 13.1 miles? All so he can tell you what a great job you did? Fuck.

Anonymous said...

Squillen Thread

olan
PeaFixture
PeaNut 356359 - January 2008
Posts: 3404 Layouts: 0
Loc: Hawaii


I believe Squillen had plans to donate some of the procedes to the pea whose home was being foreclosed on. Does anyone remember that thread?
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Sorry. No donations as I used this money to help pay my own mortgage. I was having a bad morning that day, probably opened my mouth when I shouldn't have, but I did peamail the OP of that thread and privately apologized for my words.

__________________________________________
Way to back track Squillen - ugh, just makes me despise her more

Anonymous said...

#73...OMG! Are you serious? I am just gobsmacked at what Squills did! My mouth is literally hanging open right now.

Who gives a fuck about Lauren or any other Pea twit, what squills just posted was wrong, wrong, soooooo wrong.

Guess what bitches? I need some major help paying the rent next month. Can I make my famous 4/20 brownies and sell them at the Pod? Fuck the rest of you, I need to pay MY fucking rent.

Anonymous said...

That is why people open businesses and sell things. To make money for themselves. WTF is wrong with her profiting from her own work? Are you from some planet where capitalism doesn't exist?

Anonymous said...

love it that she's been called out for self promotion!

Anonymous said...

The baby name thread is bullshit. "Clitoris" is on the Snopes baby name list along with the classic Orangello and Lemongello. I can't believe some Peas were falling for that.

Anonymous said...

Oh come on, it's not what Squillen does to make money that's the problem. I doubt if anyone cares that she bakes and makes money from it. Actually, good for her. However, it's against the rules at the bucket and she breaks those rules all..the...time. She keeps on doing it and it's annoying as hell. I guarantee if I did it, I'd get in trouble and the rest of the peas would shun me.

Anonymous said...

#77-the problem being is that when she got blasted for promoting on the Pod when others could not, she took the heat off herself by saying she was going to "donate" some of the proceeds to help a fellow Pea.

Looks like that was all bullshit and she never intended to help out anyone but herself. She is a phony bitch and I hope she never shills her cookies at the pod again.

Anonymous said...

Not surprised that Athena is a big Squillen booster. Two of a kind.

Anonymous said...

Now meganmc swears she knows a "Vagina" and practically calls black parents "uppity."

"Vagina" tops the Snopes list.

Anonymous said...

Captain K is confusing me. She's been acting reasonable, helpful, and not much like a heinous bitch lately. What's going on?

And no, I'm not her, her normal alter-ego, or anyone else connected with her.

Anonymous said...

#77-the problem being is that when she got blasted for promoting on the Pod when others could not, she took the heat off herself by saying she was going to "donate" some of the proceeds to help a fellow Pea.
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Look, I fucking hate Squillen, but I'm pretty sure this never happened. Please provide a link. Where did she say she was donating??

Olan was talking about the bitch remark that Squeals made to the foreclosure pea. Nowhere on that thread did the Squealin' pig offer to pony up some money. She's way too self serving for that.

So once again, where's the link to Squillen promising donations to a needy pea? I must have missed that one.

Anonymous said...

Captain K is confusing me. She's been acting reasonable, helpful, and not much like a heinous bitch lately. What's going on?
________

Silly rabbit, that's her M.O.

Anonymous said...

True dat, 84. Captain K intersperses her heinous posts with a few nicey nice ones in order to dupe the gullible and new peas.

Very beadhound-eque, don't you think? ;)

Anonymous said...

ooh, i love a good squillen pile on!

Anonymous said...

Loving Olan's latest post.

And that squillen is finally getting some smacks from other peas.

Anonymous said...

Then you could have just said that. When you were comparing a round of golf to a marathon finish you didnt say the 18th hole was the completion of a tough course or a club championship. How about we liken finishing up a round of golf to say o shooting a deer and finishing a marathon to say o killing a wild elephant. See the difference. One is no biggie and the other is an "accomplishment".


HA! Slutmom doesnt have a counter for that one does she.

Anonymous said...

I used to think Squillen was really nice. I don't know if she just changed over the years, or was always a closet viper.

Anonymous said...

You got a thread, 88?

Anonymous said...

always a closet viper.
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This is where my money's sitting.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085865
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I have never understood these kind of blatant PVM threads. Some peas try way too hard.

Anonymous said...

She looks way older than 37. Her teeth and the lines on her neck and around her eyes make her look old.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085837

Anonymous said...

I have never understood these kind of blatant PVM threads. Some peas try way too hard.
* * * * * * * *
I know, and where did it get her? Kenziekeeper says "45 aiming for 27." Ouch.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085876

Here's another dumbass who's in need of a good old fashioned Yubon-style smackdown.

Anonymous said...

Captain K is bipolar...she is prolly on her meds lately.

Anonymous said...

Nice pea who changed or always a closet viper???

Here ya go:

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squillen
Boycotting Survivor: Redemption Island

PeaNut 133550 - February 2004
Posts: 37870 Layouts: 321
Loc: Hudson Valley, NY


Posted: 4/20/2011 6:20:40 PM
There are some women I consider very good friends. There are some I'd like to stab in the heart though.


Suzanne

My Cooking/Baking Blog - Creating Post it Notes
Love Chocolate? Check out my Dove Chocolate Discoveries website and book a party today!

Anonymous said...

Her very good friends are fellow closet vipers, natch!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah #99. That stoopid Canadian chic Trace*e or whatever the hell her name is wants to be her closet lesbian lover. She is one of the biggest sour pusses around.

Anonymous said...

Is anybody else really curious what the motorcycle victim said before he passed?

I'm sure it would be "tell my family I love them", but I'm still curious.

Anonymous said...

There are some I'd like to stab in the heart though.
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Ah, the true squealin is shining through.

Anonymous said...

Not really, 101. I'm sure it was something like you're thinking, and I 'm sure his family wants to hear whatever he told her. I probably would too, in that kind of situation.

It's just too bad that a sanctimonious attention whore like KikiPea had to get involved. Poor family deserves some privacy.

Anonymous said...

*Steffie* changed her avatar and siggie pics and deleted her blog links. Trying to go incognito?

Anonymous said...

Did Slutmom just call the anon squealin cookie basher KikiNichole???????????

Can't think of anyone else who's known for their use of * *

I've got no use for KikiN, but I highly doubt that she's the one calling squeals out on the PKissMyFatAss cookie thread.

Anonymous said...

Steffie will never be incognito . . . the stench of teh crazy follows her everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Holy Hell, I just found this blog and I love it! Are there any rules, or can I just jump right in?

Anonymous said...

Jump right in 107, watch out for sharks tho.

On another note: I too was wondering if Spongemom was calling out KikiNic with *posting* but I don't think she is the *only* one that does that, is *she*? LOL

Anonymous said...

ffs, kikiN isn't the only pea who does *that*.

Slutmom can be such a douche sometimes.

Anonymous said...

HI KikiN!!!

Anonymous said...

Slutmom is a total douche.

And TA that Kiki's not the *only* one who does it, but she sure pops into my mind first.

I seriously wonder if that's who's she's thinking of. It would kind of qualify her for supreme fuckwit status ;P

Anonymous said...

110 you're pretty much a douche yourself.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085887

Mrs T can't stand the attention Mary Mary gets, so must seek her own.

Anonymous said...

107 here...one quick question:
When y'all call out someone as posting here, is it just a hunch due to posting style, or is there something else going on?

Anonymous said...

OH friggin joy! Yakiscrappy aka CherryEye the TROLL has slithered back to the pod. Doesn't she have a couch to Lysol or something?

Anonymous said...

#114..the rabid ones take screenshots and keep spreadsheets and yack it up via Peamail and FAcebook. They are just bored housewives with nothing better to do.

Anonymous said...

Holy Hell, I couldn't keep up with screenshots, spreadsheets, peamail and Facebook. I'll leave that to y'all.

Anonymous said...

All the callouts here are pure conjecture.

And there are a few crazy peas who come here and claim they're "policing" the place and they make all kinds of wild claims to know exactly who is here and expose everyone @@

So, all in all, some fun with a few crazy psychos mixed in. Good times.

Anonymous said...

Its all fun and games until a crazy psycho stirs it all up...

Anonymous said...

LOL 119, aint that the truth!

Anonymous said...

I've never understood the Squealin' worship, but her posts lately are just supremely bitchy and snarky.

Anonymous said...

This is just a general observation, but every time a certain teacher married to a Tyler posts, I want to duct tape her hands together so she will just stop...

Anonymous said...

wow i just read the foreclosure thread and Squealin' really was a bitch

true colors and all of that come out when you can kick a gal when she's down and then add the eye roll

shes one more pea i'll be staying away from now

Anonymous said...

I found this place while googling Squillen (trying to find where STJ told her to knock it off, but left her thread there. I never did find it)

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck, the teacher just spewed on the squillen cookie thread. THANK GOD we have her to explain things to all the poor poor stupid peas, what ever would we do without her??

Anonymous said...

Has flstatenolefan always had the same peaname? Who has the spreadsheet?

Anonymous said...

wow i just read the foreclosure thread and Squealin' really was a bitch

^^^^
Yep, and that's putting it mildly.

Anonymous said...

Mrs.Typhus really is just too funny. So glad she cleared up why squeals was posting.

gag-retch-puke.

Anonymous said...

Suzanne - could you please make sure that the next time you fart that you clear it with the board ahead of time in case anyone has an objection to it.
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Klassy, BF. So very klassy.

And the thought of Squealin' farting is almost too much to bear.

Big thumbs down.

Anonymous said...

Oh flstatenolefan. You started just being bitchy with Keri, which was amusing, and then you spread it around some. LOL

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3085612&pg=2

Anonymous said...

She'll clear the board all right when she farts. She'll clear everyone out of the room.

Anonymous said...

Maybe BF will be super klassy and bring up everyone's sex life. She keeps close tabs on what fellow Peas do in the bedroom.

Anonymous said...

One eyed bitch

Anonymous said...

Maybe BF will be super klassy and bring up everyone's sex life. She keeps close tabs on what fellow Peas do in the bedroom.
April 20, 2011 7:43 PM

eww. She just gets creepier and creepier.

Anonymous said...

I used to like BF...what happened?

Anonymous said...

I remember when uber classy BF had the chick hugging her boobs and saying "they are all mine" in her animated avatar pic. Those were the good old days before we had to see her actual face.

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Typhus needs a good old fashioned Alabama Creampie to shut her up.

Anonymous said...

Squillen made:

300 Peanut Butter cups
500 Strawberry Meringues
200 Carrot Cake Balls
350 Chocolate Dipped Shortbread cookies
5 sheet pans of Chocolate coated Rice Krispies
200 Lemon Meringue Truffles
250 Lemon Cookies
300 Zesty Lime Cookies
150 Almondine Sugar Cookies

Split those up between 50 boxes and each box contains:

6 Peanut Butter cups
10 Strawberry Meringues
4 Carrot Cake Balls
7 Chocolate Dipped Shortbread cookies
1/10 of a sheet pans of Chocolate coated Rice Krispies
4 Lemon Meringue Truffles
5 Lemon Cookies
6 Zesty Lime Cookies
3 Almondine Sugar Cookies

She raves about her almondine sugar cookies and everyone gets a whopping 3 of them in their box.

Sounds like a rip off to me.

Anonymous said...

Haha! Nicegirl is going at squealin' from a new angle.
I do wonder how many peas who've ordered her stuff are part of the freaky germophobe crew.

Anonymous said...

How much did those suckers pay per box?
It truly does sound like a ripoff

Anonymous said...

Not 100% sure, but I thought I read they were $40 per box. If that is correct, that sure is a big rip-off! I wonder if there were any indications of how much would be in a box when they were ordered...

Anonymous said...

Some peas are so stupid. There was a reason squeals' bakery didn't make it. The two biggest possibilities are:
Crappy to mediocre food
Overpriced goods

But then sometimes I forget that these are the same women who think cream-of casseroles and pot roast with onion soup mix are former treats.

Anonymous said...

Damn you auto correct! Former was supposed to be gourmet.

Anonymous said...

Squillen's comment on that foreclosure thread was Lauren-caliber.
Off day my ass.

Anonymous said...

I knew I could come to the blog and see Olan patting herself on the back. You are so fucking predictable Olan. 2 bitches, bitching at each other. (Squillen and Olan for the slow people.)

can't believe the idiot peas bought susan's shit. fucking sheaple.
night bitches

Anonymous said...

Just when I decide mrstyphus can't possibly be more smug or obnoxious she outside herself. The hypocritical is very strong in that one.

Anonymous said...

Outside=out-does

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3085851

Why am I not shocked that Tracey is a regular at 5 guys?

Anonymous said...

40 bucks plus 10 bucks to ship a box with that few cookies in it? REally? Rice crispy treats? how classy!

I swear you could sell those dumb bitches magic beans and they would be all over them. I can go to my local fancy bakery and get better shit than rice crispy treats for 50 fucking bucks.

Anonymous said...

Squillen is such a royal bitch. I don't know HOW people can't see through her. The pathetic sheep on that thread sticking up for her are such losers. They're think they're her friends when all she cares about is if their checks clear. She doesn't ever post about anything or anyone except her own self, her accomplishments, her cookies, her new Kitchen Aid.

I love how the Peas are so high and mighty about being wise with their money but then send a rude bitch $50 for a box of cookies to be MAILED to them. Like no one in their area makes cookies. They just want to be in on the latest Pea "thing".

Anonymous said...

I love how the Squill-defenders insist she isn't trying to pimp her wares with that thread. FFS, why else would she post it?

I love them saying "she's just saying what she did the past few days". Uh, no - if she was going to do that she could say I've only slept 11 hours in 2 days doing tons of baking. You don't have to list exactly what goes into 50 boxes that just happen to be going out to Peas. Or that you might be doing sugar cookies for July 4th but can't sell here so pea-mail me... FFS.

Anonymous said...

Who's that idiot saying for someone to have the balls to post under your own name? I'm so sick of hearing that. What difference does it make? I do post under my own name but only because I'm too lazy to make a second id. I don't do it because I have balls.

No one really knows anyone else on the internet, so if you have no pictures and a random user name that makes you a troll? But if you call yourself Jane or Billy's Mom and put up a few pics of your dog, then you have balls to say what you think?

They don't even know what a troll is. A troll is just a pest on a board to stir up lots of trouble. Someone stating what they think to another Pea is not a troll. Can't they get that through their thick skulls?

The problem is the truth hurts. So if an unknown Pea says it and they don't want to hear it, they can just say "have the balls to post under your real name". And then if a "real" pea (like Olan or flastate on Squillen's thread) says the truth and they don't want to hear it, they can say "Olan and flastate are bitches". Either way, they get an out. And their sheep give high-fives like idiots as if they "won" a fight.

that idiot should probably not post her picture anymore if she's going to admit to buying $50 of cookies either.

Anonymous said...

spongemom is so stupid. like kiki-whatever her name is (i always forget which one is kikipea and which one is kikinicole) is the only one to use *these*. I use them all the freaking time and so do a bunch of my friends and family. My bet is that at least a handful of Peas do, too.

Maybe Kiki did post it but I don't see her as having an alter. She always posts her opinions even when it's the opposite of everyone else and even if she gets shit on for it. But whatever, it's just embarrassing how spongemom throws out that comment like she's some big detective. lmao. Ooh, Kiki should be on alert now! That spongemom smartie is on the scent.

And fwiw, I can't stand her using the spongebob thing as part of her username - how old is she?? Dork.

Anonymous said...

Squeals is a big phony just like her other fake BBBFF buddies. Athena, BF, Kim M, TraceC, New Jersey trash pea-basically all the overly invested white trash peas that are always fronting charity and bestowing special favors and good deeds to fellow peas to massage their egos and make themselves look good. Why don't they all stay over on their fb page and talk to each other? No audience I guess.

Anonymous said...

wow such bitches on that chick's "how old am i" thread.

She asked how old she looks. I put 40 or so. People put higher than that. She's 37. Oh well, she asked the question.

But why did they feel the need to add things like well, you could use some work on your teeth, you have wrinkles around your eyes, the skin near your mouth is loose, your extensions need to come out, I could tell from your teeth that you're older, your upper arms are soft...

seriously? Do people act like this IRL? I don't know the OP so if she was a bitchy regular like Lauren I could see it, but this poor girl isn't well-known, is she? WTF, why the pile on?!

Even ginacivey, who doesn't usually do things like that - and imo her post was one of the worst.

Either I'm missing something with this chick's history or the Peas are....I don't even know. Would they talk like that irl to a stranger?

Anonymous said...

Mrs. T thinks she's so smart, explaining things to everyone, oh poor suzanne was "exhausted after baking 50 boxes of Easter cookies- something that cost the life of her dear Kitchen Aid mixer"

Oh be still my heart. She just made $2500.00 in 2 days. I'm sure she will manage to struggle through her tough life. And 11 hours in 2 days is more sleep than I ever get anyway. And SHE is the one that CHOSE to make 50 boxes of cookies. She is the one that chose to do it in 2 days.

The Peas are flipping over backwards to defend her and Squillen is laughing all the way to the bank. I guarantee if any of her fans ever needed something she would not be helping. And if any of them ever go into foreclosure I really hope they remember how she posted to that other Pea who was getting foreclosed on.

Anonymous said...

Look at all the Squillen fans excited to get their cookies. Then look at their pictures. Lots of fatties.

I'm fat too, that's why I don't buy $50 worth of cookies. Dumbasses.

Anonymous said...

I'd be embarrassed to send out rice crispy treats. She probably has her daughters making those.

Anonymous said...

I choose not to pay $50 for $15-20 worth of cookies.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if squeals declares her cookie money on her income taxes each year?

Only the peas would be stupid enough to keep someone like her in business. But then again, the ones who are actually moronic enough to buy her rice krispie treats are the same ones who think caramel in a can is just so so yummy.

Anonymous said...

FFS
Lynlam is already on a roll
someone give the bitch her morning toddy
so she can STFU

Anonymous said...

Why would anyone pay for those cookies is beyond me. She had the damn recipe on her blog. Still does I think. At the very least, I was able to find the recipe for them doing a search, made them myself and other than the almond flavoring, I didn't see what so special about them. The rest of the stuff? M'eh, I could make them myself.

Anonymous said...

Squillen knew exactly what she was doing when she made that thread. She's an attention whore and a bitch extraordinnaire.

It's funny to see so many peas telling her to open up her own business. Why should she do that and deal with those pesky things like food/kitchen licenses, taxes, etc when she can just shill her mediocre, all-recipes wares to peas who think a rice krispie treat is something special?
I'll give her this-she's crafty. She found the perfect place to hawk her sub-par cooking. It says a lot about her character that she's willing to blatantly disregard 2peas TOU and it says even more that she keeps on with her shilling despite being warned. Add in her comment to the foreclosure pea and you've got a picture of the genuine squillen.

Anonymous said...

#164, stop with your controversial posts already! ;-P

Anonymous said...

Brandym is noticeably quiet today.

Thank you, Easter Bunny! The temporary reprieve from the shrill shrieking nag griping is much appreciated.

Anonymous said...

Suzanne Carroll Quillen
I must be crazy because I'm already thinking what I should do for 4th of July goodie boxes. Want to hear what I'm thinking so far?
March 18 at 4:58pm · Like ·
3 people like this.

Julie Williams Yep....spill it!
March 18 at 5:00pm · Like

Athena McGinn Runner Out with it.
March 18 at 5:03pm · Like

Suzanne Carroll Quillen Bahaha... okay.. here's what I have so far. I normally like 10 different items in the box, but I am having trouble finding 2 other items. Would love some input!!
March 18 at 5:05pm · Like

Suzanne Carroll Quillen Red Velvet Cake Balls, Almondine Sugar Cookies, Firecracker Mix (think Puppy Chow), Flag Fudge (has layers of red, white & blue), Double Berry Truffles, Blueberry Taffy, Root Beer Hard Candy, Lemonade Cookies, Patriotic Pinwheel cookies.......
March 18 at 5:07pm · Like

Tracy Courtney YUM!
March 18 at 5:07pm · Like

Suzanne Carroll Quillen I'm leaning toward items that won't perish in the heat during shipping.. which is why there are a lot more candies and not a lot of chocolate (I'll probably have to ship with ice packs).
March 18 at 5:10pm · Like

Carla Avenson I dare you to post this at the pod.
March 18 at 5:10pm · Like · 4 people

Suzanne Carroll Quillen ROFL. I don't see why they'd have a problem with it. I'm not selling anything... just discussing, right?
March 18 at 5:11pm · Like · 1 person

Suzanne Carroll Quillen Or better yet... why don't one of YOU post something asking ME if I'm thinking of doing 4th of July boxes!
March 18 at 5:11pm · Like · 2 people

Suzanne Carroll Quillen <<innocent
March 18 at 5:11pm · Like · 1 person

Tracy Courtney I would do that and just claim innocence. I am not on the POD nearly enough to see very thread. even though I did see the thread about your boxes. crazy peas!
March 18 at 5:15pm · Like

Julie Williams How about JoNell post it, I buy the last one and than offer to sell it to the highest bidder?! ;)
March 18 at 5:17pm · Like · 5 people

Tracy Courtney Yes, excellent idea Julie!!
March 18 at 5:18pm · Like

Deb Wisker how about s'mores?
March 18 at 5:23pm · Like

Heather Talley Rippy No I think you should post the for sale post and them someone needs to start a separate post about how unfair this all is :)
March 18 at 5:24pm · Like · 1 person

Ronna Waller Something with Pop Rocks candy in it??? ;)
March 18 at 5:30pm · Like

Jacki Kubiak One day I will be able to get one of these...until then I will just drool a bit
March 18 at 5:40pm · Like

Julie Williams I have an idea.....if you need to test it in the heat you can send it to my Texas address and I will let you know if it held up. ;) Your selections sound AMAZING!!!!
March 18 at 6:13pm · Like

Angie VanHorn Channell Suzanne, I'm in the mood for drama - want me to post? lol
March 18 at 6:38pm · Like

Tharon Hornberger Sass Oh, I am going to watch. . .as if the POD needs drama.
March 18 at 6:56pm · Like

Debi DiPasqua Dixson Oooo Oooo...I'll post!!!! I never start drama at the bucket!!! :)
March 18 at 8:58pm · Like

Mikaela Wooten What's the POD?
March 18 at 10:39pm · Like

Anonymous said...

OMG. They are so immature. Sounds like a bunch of 14 year old girls. All those fatasses care about is getting their cookie on. Someone should post that whole conversation over at Two Peas!!! It would be eye opening to a lot of them.

Anonymous said...

All of those crazy Big Brother "I stay up 24 hours and watch this show on the internet, while wearing headphones so I don't miss one word while ignoring my family" peas stick together. Losers.

I remember Squillen talking about getting mad at her youngest daughter for talking to her or wanting something when she was trying to watch Big Brother.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to send that FB shit to stupid twat Jamie so she can see that the shilling of those cookies is not as innocent as they make out and that the rules are being flaunted.

Anonymous said...

Trace is a nutjob. She is always "defending her friend" Friend? LMAO! Some chick you met on the internet message board. Proving these internet "friends" are probably the only friends they have at all. Trace is a bitch. I posted once on one of their Big Brother threads and she had a complete mental breakdown because she disagreed with my opinion of a contestant. She went on and on and posted 3 or 4 times in their defense. Talk about overly invested.

She always has to have the last word. She's an ideal candidate for "hostile" over here.

Anonymous said...

Why am I not surprised by that Facebook exchange?

They sound amazingly like the garden girls during that whole fiasco.

I really wish someone would post that shit over at the pod. The truly gullible peas need to see that shit for themselves.

Anonymous said...

I can't stand flstatekfdsjfskdlfjsdl pea or whatever her name is. I never agree with her, however, on that thread she's right. I agree with her even those I can't stand her. Right is right and wrong is wrong. However, with the peas, it's all about black and white. If you don't like someone, you can't EVER agree with them. If you like someone you MUST always agree with them, even though you know they are wrong.

Anonymous said...

She went on and on and posted 3 or 4 times in their defense. Talk about overly invested.

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I actually think I know what you're talking about. There was an asshole contestant on BB and Trace was obsessed with him and kept saying he was probably abused as a child. She went on and on about it like she was his personal therapist going into details of his childhood, that she was totally making up because she *thought* that's *probably* what happened to him. It was so weird! He was just a douchebag. Those women are obsessed with BB.

Anonymous said...

I really wish someone would post that shit over at the pod. The truly gullible peas need to see that shit for themselves.
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Yes some peas will see it and realize the truth, that they're all douches. However, there are some who will continue to defend it because they'd rather shoot the messenger. How dare you post people's names? boo hoo. You are a bitch for posting a private convo between friends. boo hoo. We're all just supposed to ignore what the message is and instead bitch at the one who brought the message to us.

Not to mention they seem to be forgetting that STJ did give Squillen a pass but told her not to do it again! And not only did she do it again, they planned it to get peas in an uproar and now are crying foul.

Anonymous said...

Squillen is a bitch who only cares about herself. It's clear on all of her threads. How many times has she posted crap about her LDS friends or her ward or her church or whatever? Remember when she wanted HER kids to sing in the program but didn't want anyone else's to? She is one of those women who only cares about herself and her kids and wants all the attention all the time and will talk shit about anyone else who may get something she doesn't get. She's really not a nice person.

Anonymous said...

I would never buy etible items from Squillen. She looks unclean. I'd be too afraid of getting sick from her filth.

Anonymous said...

I can't stand flstatekfdsjfskdlfjsdl pea or whatever her name is. I never agree with her, however, on that thread she's right. I agree with her even those I can't stand her. Right is right and wrong is wrong. However, with the peas, it's all about black and white. If you don't like someone, you can't EVER agree with them. If you like someone you MUST always agree with them, even though you know they are wrong.

-------------------------
totally agree

pants on the ground
pants on the ground
looks like squealins
got her pants on the ground

Anonymous said...

squealin' has shown her shit quite a bit lately

the foreclosure thread
scrappertastics thread
and now
on cookiebook 2011

a complete conniving snarky bitch
through and through

Anonymous said...

Squillen and her cookie shilling are living proof that PT Barnum was right.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe people are defending Squillen in spite of the fact that she obviously knew what she was doing.

Those people deserve to be ripped off.

In other news, someone also called Typhus out on that thread. It's gonna get all kinds of interesting in there.

Anonymous said...

who are Carla, Julie, Angie and Debi on that FB cut and paste? Pod names please.

Anonymous said...

Actually Typhus can be fired, despite the union. And her insane posting during school hours, repeatedly for years, is a fireable offense. Everything would just have to go through procedure. But if enough complaints line up over time, the union can't and wouldn't protect someone like her.

(Not to mention her talking about her students, their financial status, their sexuality.)

Anonymous said...

You really ARE A BITCH aren't you FLSTATENOLEFAN!!! Posting a private conversation (that was JOKING between friends) JUST to prove you are right...wow....lower than low...

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LMAO Trace just about blew a nut bucket with that one

Anonymous said...

Carla is BF

Ihave suspicions but not sure on the rest

I'd be interested to know peanames, too

Anonymous said...

I had already figured out that Squillen is a top tier twat. What's fascinating to me is the non BBFF peas who are jumping into that thread to defend Squeals in the hopes that they'll be welcomed into the fold. Crazy. Junior High, much?

And right on cue, peasbkind jumped in to side with squeals and "friends"

The hypocrisy is what bothers me about all this.

Anonymous said...

It's 2peas. There's nothing there BUT hypocrisy.

Anonymous said...

Julie and Debi are Texas peas. Not sure which ones. Angie is from WVA.

Anonymous said...

Carla is Burningfeather
Debi is Danid

Anonymous said...

Carla is Burningfeather
Debi is Danid
angie van horn is **angie**

Anonymous said...

Julie W. is a chunky blond lives in TX went to Christian Temple and has a child in the spectrum

ring any bells

Anonymous said...

shipping is $15 - it's on her FB page
and she went and bought a brand new kitchen aid yesterday
but claims the profit is being used for her mortgage
has anyone looked at her past posts and seen how much cash she's raked in over the last couple holidays

Anonymous said...

Heather TR is a fatass brunette pod name unknown as of yet

Anonymous said...

Julie is peasbfaithful - aka 'Do Dogs have brains?'

Anonymous said...

Why isn't Suzanne saying it's tongue in cheek? Why does she have Kelli posting as her messenger? That would have ended the thread a long time ago.

Anonymous said...

Suzanne makes about $1000 per 2peas order. I calculated once based on the number of boxes x price minus a little for supplies.

Anonymous said...

Good on you, Liz, for starting another thread! Should have know the first one would be pulled tout de suite!

Jane Doe said...

There is new space.

Anonymous said...

That FB post is hilarious, bitches at their finest!

Anonymous said...

Who is that Jacki chick that is friends with Squillen? Every single time Squills posts about the cookies, she will write how she wants them so badly but can't afford them so she will sit there and drool until someday she can buy a box. I've seen it on 2Peas several times, then it was in that FB thread, NOW it's on the 2Peas thread tonight too.

That's a pet peeve of mine. Don't act like you're joking around when you really mean "maybe if I keep mentioning how badly I want them, she'll send me a free box since I'm too broke to buy some". We all know why you're doing it. It's embarrassing. Just stop it.

Also, just had to say, I fucking hate Squillen and the hypocrites. Their logic is so backwards it's not even funny. I'm really surprised a couple of Peas in particular are Squillen fans. Others, I knew would be before even reading the thread!!

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