Sunday, May 1, 2011

Space.

197 comments:

Anonymous said...

1st

Anonymous said...

You know she's talking about dogs right 120?

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Of course I do. I just didn't think it had been said enough. ;)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088130
Can anyone explain to me exactly how this story is adorable?

Anonymous said...

Happy May Day!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't know, 3. It seems a little mean-spirited to me, hidden in the guise of humor.

Anonymous said...

Maybe not adorable, but it is kind of funny. Some people need to lighten up and get the big stick out of their ass.

Anonymous said...

So, after cookiegate or whatever the fuck they're calling that whole mess, it's perfectly OK to pimp your diaper bags over at the bucket? OK, then.

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Link?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 7 So, after cookiegate or whatever the fuck they're calling that whole mess, it's perfectly OK to pimp your diaper bags over at the bucket? OK, then.

__________________________________________________

Link?

May 1, 2011 9:26 AM

Oh, it's ok to pimp felt/button bouquets as well. [read: sarcasm]

Anonymous said...

and hair bows

Anonymous said...

and camera straps

Anonymous said...

and dildos apparently.

just not cookies [they don't need them anyway]

*Just Say No To Cookies*

Anonymous said...

NSBR = Nutters Selling Bullshit Rubbish

Anonymous said...

NSBR = Nutters Selling Bullshit Rubbish

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Classic.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 7 So, after cookiegate or whatever the fuck they're calling that whole mess, it's perfectly OK to pimp your diaper bags over at the bucket? OK, then.

__________________________________________________

Link?

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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088182

At least she says it's a business.

Anonymous said...

One good thing has come of cookie gate: squillen has crawled off into a corner!

Anonymous said...

From the baby pic thread:

Jill just *HAD* to post a pic of herself naked. Gross!!

Compwalla ~ Can't stand her but omg cuteness.

Melonhead ~ LMAO!!!!!!!!! So Cute!!!

Anonymous said...

Compy was a striking little girl.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't it established a few days ago that posting nekkid pictures of babies on the interwebs was a bad thing?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 18 Wasn't it established a few days ago that posting nekkid pictures of babies on the interwebs was a bad thing?

May 1, 2011 10:42 AM

Jill is a complete idiot though.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088085

On the magic tree house books for 8yo, I knew there would be at least 1 pea saying how her kid had read those at a younger age and they are not really for 8yos and heres schooby:

Magic Treehouse is geared more to 6-7 years old, although many kids who are a few years older like them too. My DD LOVED Magic Treehouse, reading them from age 5 through 7.

If your kid loved them at 7 why wouldn't an 8yo like them? and of course she:

I always try to buy books that are a stretch for the child, never something that might be beneath them. You can always grow into a book, plus if the child is a strong reader, you are not insulting her with a "baby" book.

Anonymous said...

From the prom thread:

This is me at my junior prom with my lovely old ex husband..LOL In my defense? I was 5 weeks post partum lol
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Now that's Klassy!

Anonymous said...

LMAO at MTH books being 'beneath' an 8 year old. Or 'too baby.' Some of those peas are just beyond ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes the peas confuse the shit out of me. The same ones who say that their 8-10 year old BOYS love/d Junie B. Jones are saying that Magic Treehouse Books are just for boys or too easy/baby/beneath an 8 year old.

FFS, the two main characters are a boy AND a girl. They actually give real facts and history lessons. Compared to Junie B. Jones for boys MTH books are mensa level shit.

And, hate to break it to the schoobys of the pod, but a 6 or 7 year old reading the MTH books is not advanced or noteworthy in any way.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 20 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088085

On the magic tree house books for 8yo, I knew there would be at least 1 pea saying how her kid had read those at a younger age and they are not really for 8yos and heres schooby:

Magic Treehouse is geared more to 6-7 years old, although many kids who are a few years older like them too. My DD LOVED Magic Treehouse, reading them from age 5 through 7.

If your kid loved them at 7 why wouldn't an 8yo like them? and of course she:

I always try to buy books that are a stretch for the child, never something that might be beneath them. You can always grow into a book, plus if the child is a strong reader, you are not insulting her with a "baby" book.

May 1, 2011 10:44 AM

stupid post

Anonymous said...

Evidently, the pod is a haven for quite a few teenage mothers. So then, why are they so hard on peas whose teenagers get pregnant?

Anonymous said...

sorry schooby, i mean 24, I didn't mean to offend you.

Anonymous said...

wow 5 weeks postpartum at her prom, her folks must have been so proud.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 26 sorry schooby, i mean 24, I didn't mean to offend you.

May 1, 2011 11:10 AM

schooby? really? get back to the nutbucket pronto.

Anonymous said...

sorry schooby, i mean 24, I didn't mean to offend you.

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lol

Anonymous said...

Well, 26, I'm sure it was just you're jalousy talking.

It's ok, kids can't all be gifted like mine!! ;)

Anonymous said...

OK 29 & 30 are talking to themselves. Nice conversation.

Make sense or go home [ie. nutbucket]

Anonymous said...

Remove your stick, 31.

Love,
schooby with the brilliant kids

Anonymous said...

My snowflake was reading Harry Potter when he was 8.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 32 Remove your stick, 31.

Love,
schooby with the brilliant kids

May 1, 2011 11:44 AM

Who let the idiot in?

Anonymous said...

My kids are smart, talented and beautiful!

Anonymous said...

The photo thread solved one mystery - now I know why melonhead's called melonhead.

Anonymous said...

melonhead . . . how apropos!

Her nickname totally makes sense after that picture. Baby melonheads are cute. Not so sure about adult melonheads, though :)

Anonymous said...

My kids are smart, talented and beautiful!
May 1, 2011 12:20 PM

Well, my kids are brilliant, talented and beautiful :)

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 38 My kids are smart, talented and beautiful!
May 1, 2011 12:20 PM

Well, my kids are brilliant, talented and beautiful :)

May 1, 2011 12:40 PM

Isn't that special?

I think your comments would be warmly welcomed at the bucket.

Anonymous said...

It sounds like you're not warmly welcomed anywhere, 39.

I'm sorry. Perhaps you could try lightening up a bit.

Anonymous said...

Beadhound/Cheryl found a new home last year. Nothing controversial but still :P

http://www.hystersisters.com/vb2/showthread.php?p=3219346

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 40 It sounds like you're not warmly welcomed anywhere, 39.

I'm sorry. Perhaps you could try lightening up a bit.

May 1, 2011 1:39 PM

You've lost your mind completely now. Perhaps you should take yourself back to the bucket sweetie.

Anonymous said...

Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Scrappinboysmom is a moron and dumber than a fucking box of rocks. Why was she allowed to procreate?

"I got a Cuisin Art Keurig and love it. I went with Cuisin Art because Id read the regular Keurigs broke a lot and I didnt see that nearly as often with the Cuisin Art ones. "

Sweetheart, it's CUISINART - one word, not two.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088226

Anonymous said...

How's Mary's vagina watch going? Any movement?

Anonymous said...

Mary's set to show that human and elephant gestation can, indeed, combine/align. She will be heroine in evolution - in the real world the rest of us will continue to not give a shit (elephantine or otherwise)

Anonymous said...

Scrappinboysmom . . . isn't she one of the political nutters? That alone should tell you everything you need to know about her intelligence.

Anonymous said...

Reading today's What's for Dinner thread at the bucket cements in my mind why America is a nation of supreme obesity.

Anonymous said...

spreadsheet keepers: what was countryham's former alter? I can't remember now

Anonymous said...

LMAO at MTH books being 'beneath' an 8 year old. Or 'too baby.' Some of those peas are just beyond ridiculous.

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What is *your* 8yo reading??? My 8yo read has already been through the Artemis Fowl series, the Harry Potter series, and the Owls of Gah'oul series. Just since Christmas.

Magic Treehouse books are barely more than easy readers.

Anonymous said...

Well, 26, I'm sure it was just you're jalousy talking.

It's ok, kids can't all be gifted like mine!! ;)

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And would your spelling and grammar in this post be an example of the special gifts in your family 30?

Anonymous said...

ooooh, how impressive, 49. NOT

No one gives a fuck what your kids reads, has read or will read.

FFS, How insecure do you have to be to brag about what your spawn reads on an anonymous smack blog?

Anonymous said...

Well isn't your snowflake special there 49, for my snow flake MTH are his level, feel better bragging about what a big brain your kid has?

Anonymous said...

So how many threads about Kauai will kikipea start today?

Anonymous said...

I love that CaDoodlebug's advice for combating depression is to lose oneself in a good TV show.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088083

Anonymous said...

Aw hell 49, my 5 year old is reading War and Peace. He thought Moby Dick was a nice bedtime read. He likes to dissect contemporary imagist poetry in his spare time, when he isn't giving speeches at Toastmasters or teaching the Mensa nerds how to do real maths.

Anonymous said...

Aww, poor 50. Looks like her sarcasm detector is broken.

Anonymous said...

What is *your* 8yo reading??? My 8yo read has already been through the Artemis Fowl series, the Harry Potter series, and the Owls of Gah'oul series. Just since Christmas.
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LMAO!

Am I supposed to be impressed? *My* 8yo read the Hobbit, then the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. That was in January.

In February, he read Treasure Island and Kidnapped.

In March, he chose Gulliver's Travels, followed by the Count of Monte Cristo and The Three Musketeers.

In April, it was The Canterbury Tales and Morte de Artur.

Beowulf and The Odyssey are up for May.

Anonymous said...

LOL looks like those of us with kids who read higher than a Kindergarten level must have struck a nerve.

Anonymous said...

LMAO!

Am I supposed to be impressed? *My* 8yo read the Hobbit, then the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. That was in January.

In February, he read Treasure Island and Kidnapped.

In March, he chose Gulliver's Travels, followed by the Count of Monte Cristo and The Three Musketeers.

In April, it was The Canterbury Tales and Morte de Artur.

Beowulf and The Odyssey are up for May.

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Good for your kid. ;)

Clearly you didn't think I was being truthful, but my kid reads at a HS level, and yes, he's in a "gifted" class. Get over it.

Anonymous said...

Get over it.
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Nothing to get over. Couldn't care less what your child reads. I guess the peas couldn't either, since you're not posting this at the pod.

It's just spiffy that your child reads at whatever level he reads. And there's nothing wrong with children who read at grade level. And *gasp* there are even children who read below grade level when they are 6-8 years of age. That's ok, too. Many of them go on to be smart as whips and advanced achievers at later ages.

Childhood is not a race. And parents who turn it into a contest are doing their kids a big disservice.

Anonymous said...

No one is turning it into a race. I simply stated that MTH books are below grade for an 8yo, and I cited what my child reads.

YOU are the one who got all butt-hurt about it.

The issue at hand is that yes, MTH are not age-appropriate for a 3rd grader.

Anonymous said...

Well I guess I had better tell my ds's teacher to remove all the MTH books from her shelves then since some anonymous braggart on the interwebs declared them to be below grade level for 8yos.

Anonymous said...

Oh FFS, you are a drama queen. ^^^^^^

Anonymous said...

61, you are intelligent enough to realize that there has been more than one person responding to your posts, aren't you??

MTH books are age-appropriate for anyone who wants to read them.

Anonymous said...

I simply stated that MTH books are below grade for an 8yo, and I cited what my child reads.
^^^^^

If Magic Treehouse books are below your child's reading level, then rock on with your bad self.

To make a blanket statement that the books are below grade level for any 8 year old just proves how woefully ignorant you are about the diversity of childrens' reading levels in the elementary years.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, even angela1422's DH, 64 !!!!!!1!!

:)

Anonymous said...

Gawd you women are idiots!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, even angela1422's DH, 64 !!!!!!1!!

:)

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LMAO

Anonymous said...

spreadsheet keepers: what was countryham's former alter? I can't remember now
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I think it was CrossStitcherFirst or something like that. She's an annoying bible thumper with a giant stick up her ass, IOW completely interchangeable with several other peas.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, 69. That sounds right, and ITA about the interchangeable with several other bible thumper peas.

Anonymous said...

That bridesmaids dress thread is unfortunate. I feel bad for her that she has such crappy options in dresses.

And peasbkind's opinion should be all the confirmation that she needs to avoid a strapless dress. When a fussy, assinine pearl-clutcher is saying that the strapless looks current, there's your sign!

Anonymous said...

Where the hell do these peas live that they see all these women with their pussies hanging out? I don't believe half the shit they say.

Anonymous said...

I remember a woman who lived in a trailer that was in real bad shape. They lived there while building their home, which was a slow process because they progressed when funds would allow. She was bragging about not having a mortgage. She had several kids. Does anyone know her pea name or blog addy? Just curious if they finished their house.

Anonymous said...

73, wasn't that muellertime?

Anonymous said...

Fuck all your pussy little 8 year olds.

Mine reads Hustler, Penthouse Forum and he smokes a pack of Marlboro Reds a day. Next week, I think he is gonna have sex. We are making a special trip to the Piggly Wiggly to buy some condoms.

Anonymous said...

isn't muellertime the one with the alcoholic, abusive (to the kids, espcially) DH that she refuses to leave?

Anonymous said...

Woot, 75! Aren't you the pea who had his birthday party at Hooters?

yee haw!

Anonymous said...

I didn't know that silverdolphin was a blog bitch!

Anonymous said...

Damn skippy #75. Next year, the fucking strip club baby!

Anonymous said...

76, you are correct! He's an alcoholic and a porn addict.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2899281

Anonymous said...

61 is the reason some people put a "My kid can beat up your honor student" bumper stickers on their cars.

Anonymous said...

81, you can rest easy knowing that your kid will one day have a job working for my kid. And if that doesn't work out, well...the burgers at McDonalds don't flip themselves.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, 80.

She really is one of the most very special peas.

Anonymous said...

fighting amongst yourselves again?

Anonymous said...

How many "OBL is dead" threads will there be? 10? 100?

Anonymous said...

They say Osama bin laden is dead, I won't believe it until scrapwench confirms it.

Anonymous said...

It's only true if Scrapwench confirms it.

Anonymous said...

jinx you owe me a coke 87

Anonymous said...

LOL. I forgot that wench needs to confirm these things so we know they are true.

Anonymous said...

And. The repub nutters are saying it's a coincidence with Obama ramping up for re election

Anonymous said...

Lauren's recipe killed Bin Laden... either that or her farts.

Anonymous said...

lol 88

Anonymous said...

The race is on, how many pea will post the "Osama Bin Laden" breaking news.
So many peas desperate for validation, who will have a field day with this breaking news and being the one to start a thread.

Place your bet, how many threads will there be?

Anonymous said...

this is what i call an adorable muslim story

sorry, i had to go there.

Anonymous said...

I guess it's taking our president too long to regain his composure now that his brother is dead.

Anonymous said...

Osama dead? I won't believe it until I hear the official word from Scrapwench. HAHA. Who was it that she freaked out about that one time that because SHE hadn't heard yet, it wasn't true?

Anonymous said...

Haha 87! I should have read before I posted.

Anonymous said...

Wenchie refused to believe Michael Jackson was dead no matter how many people reported it was true.

Anonymous said...

Have you heard Bin Laden is dead?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 97 Haha 87! I should have read before I posted.

May 1, 2011 8:34 PM

:)

Anonymous said...

Janeyouignorantslut, you should label this section "Osama IS DEAD Wench!!" LOL

Anonymous said...

Of course most of the peas aren't even happy Bin Laden is dead because all they want to do is worry about what's coming next. Sure it's something to worry about but hello, be happy for 5 minutes that we finally got him. Damn.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088361

This thread is cracking me up. Gheez.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 85 How many "OBL is dead" threads will there be? 10? 100?

May 1, 2011 7:52 PM

10 right now on the 1st page.

I'm interested in the one titled *NBC News*.
I want to see *TRUMP* in lights on the White House, that's funny shit.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I've heard it all now. Some peas actually think the President held off on the Bin Laden announcement until tonight because he's going to be on Oprah tomorrow. WTF?

Anonymous said...

From 2peasfaithful - "I am thrilled with the results. Thrilled, humbled, grateful and thanking the Lord often."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088318

Anonymous said...

I thought it was Christopher Reeves passing that ScrapWench flipped out about. Her podunk tv channels weren't reporting it yet, so she she said it wasn't true despite the fact that it was on CNN and Fox.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 107 I thought it was Christopher Reeves passing that ScrapWench flipped out about. Her podunk tv channels weren't reporting it yet, so she she said it wasn't true despite the fact that it was on CNN and Fox.

May 1, 2011 9:22 PM

I will confirm, it was definitely Michael Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Nosliver never misses an opportunity to fellate GWB.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 106 From 2peasfaithful - "I am thrilled with the results. Thrilled, humbled, grateful and thanking the Lord often."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088318

May 1, 2011 9:22 PM

Over a boob lift! Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Wholarmor is a waste of skin.

Anonymous said...

Wholarmar is a homeschooling, non Santa believing, we live on 20k a year, piece of white trailer trash.

Anonymous said...

On the NBC News thread Freecharlie said she'd check the dvr of it. Pics Freecharlie!

Anonymous said...

trump has a ferret.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088295

How the hell does your bathtub overflow? Toilets are one thing, but a bathtub?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3088339&pg=6

STFU Kas. I can't stand her old maid ass.

Anonymous said...

I honestly can't believe there are some perfect peas saying they feel bad because people are cheering his death. Especially from a bitch like Molly.

Anonymous said...

I haven't checked in at the pod, so my guess is there are 12 threads with Bin Laden in the title.

Anonymous said...

Not even close, on the first 2 pages, I quickly counted his name 16 times, and around another 10 threads that don't mention his name but are about him or the situation.
Are people so damn needy for recognition that they need to start their own thread? FFS if you have a question or a comment, just post it in one of the existing threads.

Anonymous said...

If Mary has her baby today it will be trumped by news of Osama's death. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088336

Convince DH? WTH? Just go buy one if you want one? My God!

Anonymous said...

So, Osama has been buried at sea so there's no site for them to flock to. That's unfortunate.
They could have just bombed the site regularly.

Anonymous said...

LOL @95 and 123! :D

Anonymous said...

There's just way too much of teh stoopid mixed in with teh crazy at the pod, I'm logging off for the day.

Anonymous said...

so

Anonymous said...

from CookScrapper on OBL

"We were in DC today. Been home for about 6 hours. I would have killed to stay an extra night and join the party in front of the white house."

No irony there.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3088339&pg=6

Anonymous said...

Are people so damn needy for recognition that they need to start their own thread? FFS if you have a question or a comment, just post it in one of the existing threads.
May 2, 2011 1:53 AM
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There are many peas that are desperate for the attention and validarion, they thrive off being the one to start breaking news threads. I'd bet money that a few peas stalk CNN and Fox news for breaking news, so they can be the first to post it. Sad and pathetic.

Anonymous said...

fruity Anna is just livid that OBL was taken out on Obamas watch
first it was sour grapes on the birther thread and now this latest score
it's killing her

Anonymous said...

jrenae
Doing strange things in the name of Art

PeaNut 94583 - July 2003
Posts: 21582 Layouts: 87
Loc: "Oh, here go hell come" AZ
Posted: 5/2/2011 9:59:19 AM
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And as I've mentioned on another thread, I hope Kate and Will don't make the connection that he (A Hitler) was married on 4/29. He and his bride promptly killed themselves on 4/30.

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Jill, you assbat (yes, assbat lol) the royal couple are smart enough not to kill themselves.

Anonymous said...

Jill is so stupid.

Anonymous said...

So MsMariah is a Jewish woman who went to seminary school and is now a pagen. What a tard.

"The above posted by a Pagan... whose grandparents were in a concentration camp thanks to Hitler and whose mother was born in a war refugee camp. Thanks to Hitler."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3088376&pg=4

Anonymous said...

Wait, wtf is Jill talking about? Talk about trying to make a conspiracy out of nothing.

Anonymous said...

wtf MsMariah she just gets weirder and weirder, if she was born here why would she have to prove citizenship because her mom was a refugee?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088462

You can peamail me but I am not sure I will know more than the rest of the country. But I have the distinction of being first generation with a mom who was not a citizen for most of her life, and I've gotten 2 jobs in the past year and had to prove mine twice. I also was married to someone who needed to get his green card. So maybe?

Anonymous said...

Scrapalotomous on the wedding ring thread.

"I have to say that gold does seem to shrink over the years though as it is way too tight now."

Are you fucking serious?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088160

Anonymous said...

So Mrs Typus has testing again? She must because she's not teaching her kids with her rabid posting this morning.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 106 From 2peasfaithful - "I am thrilled with the results. Thrilled, humbled, grateful and thanking the Lord often."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088318

May 1, 2011 9:22 PM

Over a boob lift! Hilarious!
May 1, 2011 9:27 PM

So good to see that faithful has her priorities straight, isn't it??

*insert crazy eyed smiley here*

What a fucking loon she is. Cause, yes, God and Jeebus give a flying fuck about your loose skin surgeries . . .

Anonymous said...

lol thanks for the funny on this rainy Monday 135 scrapalotomous's brain must have shrunk over the years also. What a moran.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 133 Wait, wtf is Jill talking about? Talk about trying to make a conspiracy out of nothing.

May 2, 2011 8:51 AM

It's on the Hitler thread. Hitler (and his new bride ~ suicide) and OBL's death were announced 66 years apart on the same day.

Anonymous said...

mrs.T posted she is now on maternity leave until late august. lucky us.

Anonymous said...

mrs.T posted she is now on maternity leave until late august. lucky us

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Lord help us all.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088446
Jealousy and bitterness are such ugly emotions.

Anonymous said...

142, she's not jealous or bitter.

Anonymous said...

Is the bucket down?

Anonymous said...

From the bucket:

"Right now, I'm stocking up on Splenda. I have no need for splenda at all. However, my store has it on sale for 2.74 and my coupon is for $3. Plus, every time I buy 3 boxes, the register spits out a coupon for $4 off my next purchase. This is what we call a money maker!

This week, I saved nearly 70 at one store and came home with TEN POUNDS OF BABY CARROTS! For every container of greek yogurt dip I bought, I got a free bag of baby carrots. The dip is on sale for 1.99 and I have a $1 off coupon. And that dip is soooo good.

When I stock up, I check dates. On the yogurt dip, I saw that it will be "good" through the end of August. With my family, we can certainly go through that much veggie dip in 3 months. Heck, we're already through 3 lbs of carrots and 2 veggie dips and I brought them home yesterday! "

That is the dumbest thing. Stock up on something you don't even use? Plus, storing veggie dip for 3 months? Why use up refrigerator space? Is the poster factoring in the cost of refrigerator space with the price of the dip and carrots? It's people that do dumb shit like that that will ruin coupons for the normal people who use them.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088315

Anonymous said...

That pregnant flash mob is ridiculous. I couldn't finish watching it.

Anonymous said...

Typhus is on leave already??? She couldn't hang until the end of the school year? Give me a break. When is the spawn due?

She must have hypertension and need bed rest because of her rapid, frothing at the mouth, bible thumping, Obama hating rants.

Anonymous said...

yeah, buying Splenda just because you "can" is fucking stupid. What is she gonna do with it all? Kill lab rats?

Make sure I never eat at her house. I don't want to ingest vegetable dip that is three fucking months old. And moran, veggies is the most fucking stupid thing for a grown up to say *ever*.

Anonymous said...

Oh, no. Number Ten is back! frothing away on the OBL proof thread.

Anonymous said...

146, I knew without looking that you were talking about ADDHousewife. They live like paupers because she's got 6 or 10 kids or something--Mormon birthing machine. Yogurt dip with a 4 month shelf life? Yuck!

Poor Micki. I actually feel sorry for her. She really can't keep up with her LDS sisters who have a large supply of Prozac to get through the day. They have to appear to be be good at everything...photography, cooking, stockpiling, keeping their children clean and color-coordinated at all times, faking faith in a ridiculous religion. It's gotta be tough.

Anonymous said...

I am OVER the stoopid peas on the bucket reporting everything "they" said about Osama's death and politics in general. Just because you heard your neighbors sisters cousins boysfriends brothers dads uncle say that XX happened, does not make it true. I'm so sick of reading "well, I heard xxx is what really happened." How about y'all just shut your uncrustables-eating pie hole and find some REAL FACTS!!!

Anonymous said...

I am OVER the stoopid peas on the bucket reporting everything "they" said about Osama's death and politics in general.
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No kidding! None of them listened to the President's speech. Facebook is the only 'news source' they subscribe to. FFS.

Anonymous said...

I love it where someone posted that "President Bush reported on FB that..." Really? That is your f'ing new source?

Anonymous said...

You know, I never use the C-word (except when driving) yet every time I read one of AnnaBanana's posts I find myself saying - Shut the fuck up cunt!

She's an insufferable whiney fucking bitch with a gigantic chip on her shoulder over NOTHING.

Anonymous said...

There are nuggets of craziness imbedded in threads all over the pod today. number10 is back. redheadjamie is nutz and appears on a couple of threads. not to mention the usual nutters.

Anonymous said...

I love the nutters - WTF else would I read any of he shit posted on that site?

Anonymous said...

You know, I never use the C-word (except when driving) yet every time I read one of AnnaBanana's posts I find myself saying - Shut the fuck up cunt!

She's an insufferable whiney fucking bitch with a gigantic chip on her shoulder over NOTHING.
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No shit!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088520

Why does Bitchelley have a heart-on for Anna? Banana just reiterated what others stated. And kiki will join them on that bench. STFU.

Anonymous said...

They can all sit on their bench and be as respectful as they want for OBL, me I'd have kicked the corpse if I were given a chance and probably spit on him too.

Anonymous said...

Bitchelly just likes to bitch for bitchings sake

it's one of her pastimes
fruity Anna is just a birther with a huge chip on her shoulder

Anonymous said...

It's not a "panni", it's a FUPA! Or GUNT if you like. :)

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088318

Anonymous said...

Calling it a "panni" is an attempt to make a flesh apron sound cutesy.

Anonymous said...

Loseandwhine is back! Woof! Your vile posts are transparent.

Anonymous said...

from the "who refuses to wear a thong?" thread-

alwaysa4hmember
Baseball lovin' Lakers fan

PeaNut 154126 - June 2004
Posts: 13340 Layouts: 156
Loc: Arkansas


Posted: 5/1/2011 4:16:23 PM
I don't like them, either.


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oh dear God, kill me now.

Anonymous said...

"Is the poster factoring in the cost of refrigerator space with the price of the dip and carrots?"

LMAO. How much IS refrigerator space going for these days?

I'm with ya on the rest of it, but that cracks me up.

Anonymous said...

Loseandwhine is back! Woof! Your vile posts are transparent.

It's Loozandwhine, Anna. You can't even get that right. What's with the woofing? You looking in a mirror again?

Anonymous said...

My 8 year old is reading "the Happy Hooker" and my 21 is working really hard at Harry Potter. He is on chapter 3 and so far it's only taken him a year. My snowflakes are more special than yours.

Anonymous said...

Why does Bitchelley have a heart-on for Anna? Banana just reiterated what others stated. And kiki will join them on that bench. STFU.
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Stupid shit like this is part of the reason I don't like the pod. I would comment on a thread, then two or three posts down, a 'regular' pea would comment almost exactly what I had already said, and people would go on and on about how RP (regular pea) was right on and everyone was on the bench with RP. The ironic thing was, I'll never be a 'regular' pea, as I actually have a real life to attend to! I don't know how some of these peas have so much time to post all.day.long!

Anonymous said...

168, ITA! And its always the same ones. You can almost predict who will chime in with who and ditto who. And who will "scoot over on the bench". They're even predictable in how they say it.

Anonymous said...

panni = short for panniculus, the correct medical term

Anonymous said...

might as well go with booznwine 166

Anonymous said...

but come on, 170, it is WAY more fun to call it a gunt!

Anonymous said...

scrappower
Magickal Pea-ing
PeaNut 174150 - October 2004
Posts: 10352 Layouts: 0
Posted: 5/2/2011 3:21:13 PM

Someone just posted that we could've fed some homeless people with Bin Laden's body. Seriously what is wrong with people?

8888888888
yes, it's so wrong that you decided to repost the shit.

Anonymous said...

SabrinaM and Anna(fucksa)banana were separated at birth.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb_edit.asp?cmd=post&thread_id=3088549

Check out oblongs response. She already has the pea mother hen cray cray. Why do those bitches need to overthink everything?

Anonymous said...

scrappower
Magickal Pea-ing
PeaNut 174150 - October 2004
Posts: 10352 Layouts: 0
Posted: 5/2/2011 3:21:13 PM

Someone just posted that we could've fed some homeless people with Bin Laden's body. Seriously what is wrong with people?

8888888888
yes, it's so wrong that you decided to repost the shit.


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It's mean to the homeless people.

Anonymous said...

Check out oblongs response. She already has the pea mother hen cray cray. Why do those bitches need to overthink everything?
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Who the F is oblong?

Anonymous said...

do you mean olan 175 because I'm not seeing an oblong in that thread but yeah as a big sister with a great husband she can blow me.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 176 scrappower
Magickal Pea-ing
PeaNut 174150 - October 2004
Posts: 10352 Layouts: 0
Posted: 5/2/2011 3:21:13 PM

Someone just posted that we could've fed some homeless people with Bin Laden's body. Seriously what is wrong with people?

8888888888
yes, it's so wrong that you decided to repost the shit.


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It's mean to the homeless people.

May 2, 2011 4:16 PM

you did not just type that out, seriously?

Anonymous said...

This is an easy and delicious and versitile recipe-
Adobe Chicken
5-6 boneless skinless chicken breast
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup white vinegar
1/2 cup soy sauce
3 bay leaves

Place chicken in crock pot. Combine other ingredients. Pour on top of chicken. Cook on low for 6-7 hours. Serve over rice with veggies or what I like is serving it over a bed of lettuce with black beans chopped red onions and sour cream.
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Holy fuck...two CUPS of sugar in a crock pot chicken recipe??? Are you kidding me? I sure hope that is a typo and it is supposed to be two tablespoons or something!

Anonymous said...

not seeing 2 cups of sugar in that recipe 180 but 1 cup of brown sugar sounds like a bit much

Anonymous said...

Fuck, I'm 180...I read white vinegar as sugar! That is what I get for trying to mulit-task (making supper and checking out the web at the same time). I'm sorry! I cup of brown sugar still seems like a bit much! I was picturing a paste of sugar and soy sauce! oops

Anonymous said...

Darkangel090260
PeaAddict
PeaNut 308882 - April 2007
Posts: 1152 Layouts: 15


Posted: 5/2/2011 7:19:15 PM
Are drive way goes out in to a allie and every so offten there are little kids comming throw the allie in someone powered wheell chair. I am talking 4-6 year of age in a full sized powerd chair. I am worried about the children safty.
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WTF is up with Darkangel? The post sounds like the 6 year old wrote it...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3088623

A real wow. just. wow. moment.

Anonymous said...

darkangel02300w9e80r980qweiuowiuoiweruou12i0324 = adarasmommy

Anonymous said...

And she has a LO in the gallery titled '21 dose not last'

Anonymous said...

FFS # 184, read before you post! This is as bad as the bucket!

Anonymous said...

#183 here...I take what I said back. I didn't know darkangel was adarasmommy. I think she lives with her DH in a group home type thing.

Anonymous said...

180 - it only says one cup of sugar...

?????

Anonymous said...

180 - it only says one cup of sugar...

?????
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Holy hell you are a genius!! Thank you so much for pointing something NEW AND EXCITING out to us poor morans here at the blog.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3088364&pg=2

Are they seriously bitching about Amazing Race spoilers?

Anonymous said...

Why is there such a debate over whether it's right or wrong to feel joyfrul over OBL's death? What's the difference in being happy he's dead and being happy someone is executed like Ted Bundy or so many peas (including me) who want Casey Anthony to get the death penalty? They are fine with cheering that on but they can't cheer for OBL's death? Whatever.

Anonymous said...

I didn't post on that thread, but I wouldn't cheer anyone's death or execution.

Anonymous said...

I am happy he's dead. Is that the same as cheer? If so, then yes I guess I cheered. I will also be happy if Casey Anthony gets the death penalty and I was happy when Ted Bundy got it becuase they all deserve it. No, I wasn't dancing a jig but I am glad OBL is gone from this world. I really do not understand why this is a wrong way to feel. Im shocked by it actually. Good riddence. How would you feel if someone killed your husband or child? Would you want them punished with death or would you "respect" them as a human being and not be happy they are dead?

Anonymous said...

I look at it like this, it's not like we decapitated him like they do our people so he was given enough respect already. :P

I'm happy about it. Cheering, nah.

Anonymous said...

Only at the pod will you find peaple handslapping Americans for rejoicing OBL's death. You know how the self righteous, holier than thou, jeebus soilder peas roll by now. They are so deep in upholding their goody pea personas, reputations, histories and biases with each other that everything that comes out of their mouths is skewed. Sadly for most of these broads the pea board is their primary source for a life and friends. This is not normal.

Jane Doe said...

New Space!

Anonymous said...

The funny thing is it's not really the "Christian peas" who are "feeling sorry for OBL". I don't get it. Why this outpouring of sympathy for that disgusting piece of shit? OBL, the terrorist, has been killed and all they can do is criticize Americans for rejoicing over it. Unfreakingbelievable!

Anonymous said...

Who are these kids they keep talking about who are celebrating at the White House and NY? All I'm seeing on the news is police officers, military, firemen and victims who are speaking out and celebrating. Some sticks need to be pulled out of some asses.

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