Why should we care? It's one thing when you post prom pics, it's intersting to see the different dresses. Post one graduation pic of the kid, we don't need to see all of them.
She acts like she's the only one that has a kid that graduates or gets engaged to a ham beast.
Chele always annoys me and I'm sure irl she would annoy me even more. My kids are around the same age as hers, have been successful students, graduated from great schools, gotten wonderful jobs, etc. We have a lot in common, yet she gets on my last nerve.
Most of her posts are mommy-brag posts, yet I rarely see her post any congratulations or compliments to anyone else's posts. When she does, it seems like her message that reads something like "That's nice, but when my kid did it, they did it better".
Yeah the OP's threads are a little nutty but the OP is right that cindyupnorth is being a bully. More like a total bitch. It's OK for MKM to post endless drivel about her divorce and how dare anyone say anything negative! And yet it's OK for cindy to follow this poor girl around and tell everyone to ignore her.
The OP should be thankful Cindy doesn't give her any advice. She's the last one to give advice about relationships....and I agree she is way out of line on that thread.
Yeah the OP's threads are a little nutty but the OP is right that cindyupnorth is being a bully. More like a total bitch. It's OK for MKM to post endless drivel about her divorce and how dare anyone say anything negative! And yet it's OK for cindy to follow this poor girl around and tell everyone to ignore her.
God I hate that condescending cunt. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Cindyupnorth absolutely is a complete bitch - that I can agree with you on.
But I don't think she's out of line with her comments on this thread. The OP is nerf ball, a French teenager, or a social retard who has managed to start and participate in three, only three, threads since she signed up. All all three are about her stupidity regarding men.
I'm sure Cindy isn't going to be the only pea questioning this girl's intelligence
#22 I agree. Why does Cindy, (and Volta), give a shit about if this lady wants to ask for dating advice. If the OP is not a troll, she is a train wreck when it comes to relationships. More entertainment for us.
#16-This blog bitch prefers the term "crotch maggot".
As for the Pin Porn, check out http://pinterest.com/jiggy4jc/ and her "sexiness" board-blech, just a bunch of bored housewife, bodice ripper, pin my fat ass up against the wall stuff.
Methinks the new blog bitches are really enjoying themselves. Cindy is in an unhappy marriage and has posted pretty frequently about her horrible marriage. She would be the last person I take advice from.
White trash hair....where....that little girl looks sweet and did a noble thing. Most kids/teens these days are so self absorbed and vain and would never think to donate their locks. Sweet gesture if you ask me nothing to slam on. I thought this blog was anti kid slamming.
Sorry, but that is white trash hair, it looks like rats tails at the ends.
"I have trimmed about an inch or so every three months since she was about 18 months to keep the ends nice"
So you've never taken your daughter for a proper haircut? That's white trash too. The ends looked awful, especially in that front shot. No wonder the kid had a big smile when it was done, her hair looks so much better now. (note: NOT trashing the kid, but the kid's mother for not looking after her hair properly for years)
Only the peas would need a recipe and debate how to make green tea with orange slices and mint. Someone needs to post that adding 8 cups of sugar will defeat the purpose, because you know that's how most of them are going to make it.
Sorry, but that is white trash hair, it looks like rats tails at the ends.
"I have trimmed about an inch or so every three months since she was about 18 months to keep the ends nice"
So you've never taken your daughter for a proper haircut? That's white trash too. The ends looked awful, especially in that front shot. No wonder the kid had a big smile when it was done, her hair looks so much better now. (note: NOT trashing the kid, but the kid's mother for not looking after her hair properly for years)
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You are a fucking bitch.... no, a fucking cunt. That is what you are, a fucking cunt.
Because I think it is a mother's responsibility to care for her daughters hair and have it look nice? LOL, OK then, I'll wear my fucking cuntdom with pride!
OH...BTW, make sure you keep up the regular haircuts now mom!!
I'm not surprised that her 3rd grade child followed his timeline without her. She's the mother who wouldn't get him an ipod for christmas, won't let him use hers, and is making him pay for his own. He's in 3rd grade. The woman is selfish and probably has that child scared shitless of her.
Anonymous said... 28 Sorry, but that is white trash hair, it looks like rats tails at the ends.
"I have trimmed about an inch or so every three months since she was about 18 months to keep the ends nice"
So you've never taken your daughter for a proper haircut? That's white trash too. The ends looked awful, especially in that front shot. No wonder the kid had a big smile when it was done, her hair looks so much better now. (note: NOT trashing the kid, but the kid's mother for not looking after her hair properly for years)
No THIS place isn't. The place for sucking up to someone no matter how ugly something looks is over at the pod. Go back over there and brown nose the mom. I'm not at all clenched, just telling it like it is. Take your own advice and unclench about someone having their own opinion and not being one of the sheep over there.
Anonymous said... 37 No THIS place isn't. The place for sucking up to someone no matter how ugly something looks is over at the pod. Go back over there and brown nose the mom. I'm not at all clenched, just telling it like it is. Take your own advice and unclench about someone having their own opinion and not being one of the sheep over there.
May 28, 2011 10:02 PM
You are completely clenched, very argumentative and need to just walk away. Click the red X at the top right of the screen and head back to the bucket.
Anonymous said... 37 No THIS place isn't. The place for sucking up to someone no matter how ugly something looks is over at the pod. Go back over there and brown nose the mom. I'm not at all clenched, just telling it like it is. Take your own advice and unclench about someone having their own opinion and not being one of the sheep over there.
May 28, 2011 10:02 PM
888888888888 Several people have disagreed with you. Go away!
Sorry, but the child's hair did look ratty. Her mother really should have taken better care of it. She is a cute little girl and it was a shame that her mother didn't put more effort into keeping her hair up.
And for fuck's sake, DON'T tell me to unclench or call me a cunt. If you don't care how your kid's hair looks, FINE! But don't be such an asshole bitchwad when other people call you out for being a lazy twat.
As for the Pin Porn, check out http://pinterest.com/jiggy4jc/ and her "sexiness" board-blech, just a bunch of bored housewife, bodice ripper, pin my fat ass up against the wall stuff. ******************************************** Um, yeah. What is up with the nakie chick picture? Weird.............
Anonymous said... 40 Sorry, but the child's hair did look ratty. Her mother really should have taken better care of it. She is a cute little girl and it was a shame that her mother didn't put more effort into keeping her hair up.
And for fuck's sake, DON'T tell me to unclench or call me a cunt. If you don't care how your kid's hair looks, FINE! But don't be such an asshole bitchwad when other people call you out for being a lazy twat.
You are completely clenched, very argumentative and need to just walk away. Click the red X at the top right of the screen and head back to the bucket ========== You're a bit retarded aren't you? The whole reason this blog exists is to make fun of the pod and to comment on their stupidity. If you can't work that much out for your little ol' self then you are the one that shouldn't be here. The hair was fucked up before and someone should have told the mom that several years ago. Now it looks good. Not the kid's fault she has a tightwad for a mom who won't let her get a decent haircut.
Anonymous said... 43 You are completely clenched, very argumentative and need to just walk away. Click the red X at the top right of the screen and head back to the bucket ========== You're a bit retarded aren't you? The whole reason this blog exists is to make fun of the pod and to comment on their stupidity. If you can't work that much out for your little ol' self then you are the one that shouldn't be here. The hair was fucked up before and someone should have told the mom that several years ago. Now it looks good. Not the kid's fault she has a tightwad for a mom who won't let her get a decent haircut.
May 28, 2011 11:57 PM
Let.It.Go.Sweetie
You vented and keep going on and on.just.let.it.go.you.can.do.it.
What are you people carrying on about here? I don't understand half of who you are raking over the coals. I cannot begin to understand the purpose of this site.
^^^Oh it's just a bunch of lazy, fat, jealous white trash nobodies sitting in their trailer parks on the computers all day reading the pod then trashing them on this god forsaken site eating no name brand cookies cause they can't afford the real name brand.
Anonymous said... 46 LOL, you make me laugh... now WHO needs to let it go??? and.typing.like.this. just confirms your retard status.
May 29, 2011 12:43 AM
It doesn't surprise me to see the same person going on and on the following day when catching up. Take your arguing back to the bucket so we can make fun of you some more (obviously you've been smacked here and didn't like it.)
May 29, 2011 8:13 AM Anonymous said... 59 I had rocket surgery once.... ;)
May 29, 2011 8:33 AM
That term is like "moran" here. It was someone from the buckets typing (more like lack of brain) mistake and it's going to be used regularly, I'm sure. I think it's funny.
So take your rocket surgery and moranic self back to the bucket LOL.
May 29, 2011 8:13 AM Anonymous said... 59 I had rocket surgery once.... ;)
May 29, 2011 8:33 AM
That term is like "moran" here. It was someone from the buckets typing (more like lack of brain) mistake and it's going to be used regularly, I'm sure. I think it's funny.
So take your rocket surgery and moranic self back to the bucket LOL.
May 29, 2011 9:01 AM
ETA: The pea who said rocket surgery did it here, not at the bucket. Still funny!
Anonymous said... 62 Does anyone else think the crazy person who can't shut up over the hair is Lauren?
She is one who cannot let things go when she disagrees, and always comes back to respond.
May 29, 2011 9:07 AM
No one else thinks that *you* are Lauren, no.
You do look very desperate to make a point. So what, someone disagreed and maybe hurt your feelings, too bad.
Talking to yourself makes you look sad too!
Seriously, you've gotten good advice about this place obviously not being the right place for you. You should take your medications and step away, it's not healthy for you to dwell so long.
Stating my opinion here, don't go getting all butt hurt because you don't like it.
(I see a frantic response showing up soon. Can't play with you all day, I have a life and have to go live it so it's best to keep it to yourself anyway). lol
Alright dumb-asses, I'm Hostile and FFS, stop accusing any and everyone that anon posts of being me. 1. Everyone knows that the hair donated to LOCKS OF LOVE is not used to make the wigs they supposedly give away. THE WIGS are made with the same hair that they sell at the beauty supply houses so you can get your "weave" on and straight off the boat from INDIA. 2. WTF do these PEA mothers think that telling the POD their child made the decision to donate their hair or do something similar when it is OBVIOUS that the kid is under 8 and lazy-ass MOM made that decision. 3. Strange as it sounds some weirdos like to go to Disney on vacation, accept it and get over it, some people want to get away from their hell spawn. 3. This is THE SMACK, if you can't take being smacked or seeing someone else being smacked LEAVE NOW. So fuck off and run back to the bukkit, you bunch of whiney dumbass ham beast cunts you can't play here.
BTW, anyone can play here if they want. Sorry if decent people coming around from the pod piss you off. Now you can't just bitch and moan freely without getting called on it. Boo Hoo for you.
See? I just did it. It's really not that hard. If you used some of your brain power to think up fake names, you could spend less time calling each other cunts and whores.
Ms. 78...that is disgusting. I just wondered why people didn't capitalize on how fun the made up names are...I for one, picked Lauren since I read the name on here so much. Hmmm...must think of more names.
How does that ham beast MKM get through the day? WTF gourmet meal is she cooking for those crumb munchers that she can figure out how to halve a recipe?
I thought fucking pea breeders all fed their kids uncrustables, mac and cheese, turkey hot dogs and the "Duggar" special, Tater Tot casserole to make sure their little intestines were stopped up. I'm sure her kids have never seen a vegetable wasn't covered in fake cheez.
87 she's not a troll just a typical pea who is shocked that someone would dare to not invite her kids, who at 21 18 and 15 are more young adults then kids. Some peas have this warped view that every little thing in life must include ALL of their family. They can't seem to think that children are supposed to grow up move out and start a life of their own. God help her future son in laws.
You get one first 89 seeing as how your hanging around her telling us what to do. And seriously why at 19 on a 3 day weekend would you be trolling scrapbook smack sites. Talk about needing a life.
Am I the only one who is confused why the school should mention a person during commencement that never even stepped foot in the school? I understand the family is hurting, they probably always will in some fashion, but the school isn't obliged to do anything for someone who was never even student of theirs.
98, I was thinking the same thing. I feel for her and my heart goes out to her. But it really surprises me that they would expect their child, who must have passed away when he was in 3rd or 4th grade, would be mentioned at the high school graduation.
I agree 98. If he died last year or even in high school I could see it but that long ago unless it is a truly tiny school few people remember the child. It is heart breaking but true. :(
Am I the only one who is confused why the school should mention a person during commencement that never even stepped foot in the school? I understand the family is hurting, they probably always will in some fashion, but the school isn't obliged to do anything for someone who was never even student of theirs.
May 29, 2011 8:38 PM
Good thing she went though. If she hadn't and they *did* mention him she would have been feeling worse.
Anonymous said... 104 103, you're not the only one who's confused about that. It's kind of bizarre that she expects the school to honor kids who never attended.
Mrs. Tyler is at it again with stupid anti-gay questions.
May 29, 2011 9:55 PM
You were reading someone elses quote. See the line that breaks it up? The comment for that post is under the breakline.
Anonymous said... 109 Anonymous said... 104 103, you're not the only one who's confused about that. It's kind of bizarre that she expects the school to honor kids who never attended.
Mrs. Tyler is at it again with stupid anti-gay questions.
May 29, 2011 9:55 PM
You were reading someone elses quote. See the line that breaks it up? The comment for that post is under the breakline.
I feel bad for the mom who lost her son but I don't understand emailing the principal over it. She is still in alot of pain obviously, but I don't think its necessary to memorialize someone who died years ago or never set foot in high school. Sad but I think her expectations are a little over the top. And I think its too bad that the peas are enabling that.
How to stop someone from inviting themselves over to your house? Easy let them come over one time and then freak out when they use the hand towels in your bathroom. That should keep them from ever wanting to visit you again.
So many co-dependent peas, can't go anywhere without their children. I will never understand the "if our kids aren't included, then none of us are participating" mentality.
I know! I think many of the peas are missing the part where it says they haven't seen the woman who is getting married "for years" Yet for some reason they think they should all be invited? I bet it was just a polite invitation to the parents and they didn't really think they would accept anyway. What sort of wedding dinner is $15? They are obviously on a tight budget.
#95 posted: #89-If you are 19 and hanging on Two Peas on the Smack Board instead of out partying, having sex or shopping, you need a wake up call.
Be careful or you will end up the next Kaz or Slower Joe fuck up. Single, horny and no possibility of even getting laid.
====== At 19 and hanging on the bukkit, #89 is definitely the child of a super-Christian helicopter mom, wearing a vergin promise ring and home schooled.
Poor Slower Joe, I doubt he could get laid in a Thai Tranny Whorehouse much less by one of the desperate Pea Bitches. They all want to fuck the barely legal blond pool boy, the Mexican gardener or the Big Black (Cock) Drill Sgt. on base. Poor Slower Joe, being 1/2 Filipino makes him too much like an ORIENTAL to be desired but I'm sure one or two given it thought. I bet MsMariah's gay husband would be willing to help him out if he threw a fuck in her too.
So many co-dependent peas, can't go anywhere without their children. I will never understand the "if our kids aren't included, then none of us are participating" mentality. May 30, 2011 6:22 AM --------------
I could see if the kids were little and you had to make arrangements for childcare last minute for 2-3 days. That would upset me and I might not be able to go. These kids are grown or practically so. Since the older one already took time off making sure the 15yr old doesn't burn the house down should be easy.
I feel bad for the mom who lost her son but I don't understand emailing the principal over it. She is still in alot of pain obviously, but I don't think its necessary to memorialize someone who died years ago or never set foot in high school. Sad but I think her expectations are a little over the top. And I think its too bad that the peas are enabling that. ---------------------------------------------------------
I bet quite a few of the graduating Senior class didn't even KNOW her son. He passed away back in 5th grade? I can see mentioning him at graduation day IF he had passed away during that school year but being that he died at age 10 is expecting a bit much for him to be honored on graduation day.
A friends younger sister died at age 11 from leukemia. She would've graduated in 1993 or 1994 but had attended Catholic school thru 8th grade so basically NONE of the grad class in 93 or 94 even KNEW her and her parents didn't expect a memorial service on graduation day.
While I feel for ddebs87, I think her expectations are e bit much.
What the fuck? Have the lunatics taken over the asylum? It is no longer okay to use the word crippled? Have people become such whiners and complainers that every has to be PC? It is a fucking storybook...the boy is crippled. Get the fuck over yourself. I swear, I want to scream at the stupidity of people. We have become a society of dumb asses that get upset over the most stupid and idiotic thing. No one is call anyone a cripple. Crippled is a word that describes a disability. Sweet butter jeebus!
130, can't say cripple and I guess you can't jokingly say you want to shot someone out of frustration because there is a pea who knew someone who took their life...and that is just plain fucking offensive. Jesus weeps, I've fucking heard it all now.
5:16, I'd never pay for anything like that. Mostly because I'd look at it and think, "I could make that for $5.00". I've see way nicer ones on Etsy - think this one has delusions of grandeur with her craft fair visions.
Typhus is so full of shit. Gawd, I wish I had a kid in her district so I could complain to the district and get that bitch fired. She's the poster child for all that is wrong with the educational system in this country - an unintelligent (you can't tell me that woman possesses above average intelligence) godbot who thinks her degree (which she probably obtained at a sub-par junior college) makes her superior to the rest of us.
#143 Typhus got hers at BeJebus R US Bible College aka a private Christian diploma mill, you know like the degree you got through University of Phoenix.
I could have gone forever without reading this. Now it's time to torture anyone who missed it.
Mrs_Tyler Sitting on the right side.
PeaNut 197836 - March 2005 Posts: 18047 Layouts: 241 Loc: Where winter never ends. Posted: 5/30/2011 10:04:45 PM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If my breasts had enough space between them for my bra to lay flat against my chest in between, the rest of my boobage would be pushed to sit under my armpits. My breasts are too large to have space between. Especially now that I'm nursing and my boobs are engorged.
Rainbutch is back, and like a moth to a flame she's on The Typhus Ghey Thread. She's the biggest closet case of them all, clearly still smarting from Sunshine's rejection.
Posted: 5/30/2011 11:05:05 PM Rosiekat: My DH offers the same thing.
I'm a 38DD LONG.
After years of nursing and pregnancy, over and over, plus gravity, It's hard to get a bra that has the middle flat AND holds the girls in place without things spilling.
I have bras where they are the "right size" and the middle part is where it should be BUT If I move too much or bend over, my boobs will literally fall out. So, I have to find a good full coverage bra circa 1970s cross your heart style So basically anything pretty is out ---------------------------------------
Heartcat-what a character. A couple of years ago she was ready to leave the hairy hambeast over some other dude. She was dumb even to lay it all out on 2Peas too. It was weird and really creepy to see her go on and on about this other man.
Then suddenly, she did a 180 and went on and on about how great her husband is. I think the other dude was just someone she was stalking and he got a restraining order. She realized it was never gonna get any better than the hairy husband, so she changed her attitude.
WOW, the unfortunately named "rainbow scrapper" really hates teh gay. You don't really see that much hate out in the open these days. At least, not outside of the Phelp's group.
#156-So he has been featured along with you and your family? Wow, that is so NEAT!! I bet you are so jazzed to be on that site with your backfat jiggling while you purchase your pork rinds and spray cheese!! Rock on!
I, for one, did not have helicopter parents and did just fine in school. Yes, even in the early years without them contacting the teacher for an update everyday. Sure they went to the parent teacher conferences but rarely knew all my assignments.
I think it's quite odd that one pea basically said because she's a helicopter is why her kids do well in school, ugh!
I just can imagine how these kids are going to do in college. I can hear it now, these moms running into the professor's offices asking how their precious snowflakes are doing.
Anyone else have this problem? I updated the my ipad today and now when I visit the blog the comments box is gone? It's fine on my computer (obviously!) but now I can't comment here on the go :(
heartcat can be a pita, but her thread about the girl at Lowe's was a total joke. It was in response to tincin (I think?) or someone's other thread about how they accidentally flashed someone at Lowe's. I actually thought that was pretty funny of heartcat to post that thread. She always seems so serious - glad to see a pea lighten up for once.
Yeah but I think most of us missed the joke and just decided she was seriously delusional instead. Of course the latter was much more likely than her making a joke, so we can be forgiven.
162 ITA. When I was in school my parents never helped me with any homework. I still managed to get straight As. It used to really irritate me when other kids would get As only because their parents did the whole thing for them, or because their parents complained to the teacher until the teacher gave them more and more chances to improve their grade. I'm not saying you can't help your kids, but ffs, let them be themselves and stop harassing the teachers until they get perfect grades. You're only hurting your kids.
OMG who admits they are a 38DD LONG?? Have some decorum. (Same with Mrs. T - I don't need to hear about your engorgement - save it for a breastfeeding thread. Just because someone asks a question doesn't mean you have to be so open and share EVERYTHING. Go teach your class for a change).
Now I can't get the image of long boobs in a cross your heart 70s bra out of my head. So sexy. How does she have so many kids - her DH must like the boobs down at your ankles look.
167 ITA. I hated graduation when a friend of mine was #4 and I was #5 (we sat in order). Why? Because she and her parents ran to the teacher any time she didn't get an A, and begged for her to do extra credit work or re-do papers and tests until her grade was better. Even when we supposedly weren't allowed to retake tests. I always wondered if she and/or her parents did the same to her professors in college. How embarrassing.
My sister basically did my nephew's homework for him through 7th grade. All his projects were PERFECT because she'd use her Cricut and scrapbooking skills to do them. She would stay up until 3am researching history facts or math problems online (he'd be sleeping of course).
Now she has a 2nd shift job so can't help him with homework. Guess what? He's gone from a straight A's to majorly struggling. He got kicked off National Honor Society because his grades are no longer good enough. He's almost failing math.
HELLO!!! That's why you don't pull all the stops to make sure your kid gets great grades. When the time comes to let them fly off on their own, they're going to crash and burn. Whether it's 8th grade or college, it's going to happen.
Not to mention - if you do all their work, will they really be proud of their A grades? They KNOW it's not their work. You're going to raise kids that have no pride or sense of accomplishment, and they're going to have no confidence in their own abillities.
168 comments:
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TURD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loving the new space!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!1!
Finally, it's happened to me. Right in front of my face. My feelin's can't describe it.
You're the one that I want. You are the one I want. OOO OOO OOO! Honey!
I love you. You love me. We're a happy family.
Who's pinning soft porn on Pinterest? Links, people--we needs 'em!
My thoughts exactly no9, we neeeeeeed to see the soft porn!!
OMG I hope it's one of those holier than thou jeebus loving freaks.
are they talking about the head-standing breastfeeding lady? I hope thats not considered soft porn
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094795
Cheleoh will bump this thing to no end. Sad.
Cheleoh will bump this thing to no end. Sad.
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Why should we care? It's one thing when you post prom pics, it's intersting to see the different dresses. Post one graduation pic of the kid, we don't need to see all of them.
She acts like she's the only one that has a kid that graduates or gets engaged to a ham beast.
omfg The constant "look at me and my pea-spawn" threads being pushed down the throat is outa control over there.
i prefer "pea crotch-fruit" to "pea spawn".
Chele always annoys me and I'm sure irl she would annoy me even more. My kids are around the same age as hers, have been successful students, graduated from great schools, gotten wonderful jobs, etc. We have a lot in common, yet she gets on my last nerve.
Most of her posts are mommy-brag posts, yet I rarely see her post any congratulations or compliments to anyone else's posts. When she does, it seems like her message that reads something like "That's nice, but when my kid did it, they did it better".
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094863
Why would you let your DD's hair get this long to begin with? White trash mothers.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094850
Yeah the OP's threads are a little nutty but the OP is right that cindyupnorth is being a bully. More like a total bitch. It's OK for MKM to post endless drivel about her divorce and how dare anyone say anything negative! And yet it's OK for cindy to follow this poor girl around and tell everyone to ignore her.
God I hate that condescending cunt.
The OP should be thankful Cindy doesn't give her any advice. She's the last one to give advice about relationships....and I agree she is way out of line on that thread.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094850
Yeah the OP's threads are a little nutty but the OP is right that cindyupnorth is being a bully. More like a total bitch. It's OK for MKM to post endless drivel about her divorce and how dare anyone say anything negative! And yet it's OK for cindy to follow this poor girl around and tell everyone to ignore her.
God I hate that condescending cunt.
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Cindyupnorth absolutely is a complete bitch - that I can agree with you on.
But I don't think she's out of line with her comments on this thread. The OP is nerf ball, a French teenager, or a social retard who has managed to start and participate in three, only three, threads since she signed up. All all three are about her stupidity regarding men.
I'm sure Cindy isn't going to be the only pea questioning this girl's intelligence
Even stupid girls need advice now and then. Cindy needs to STFU.
#22 I agree. Why does Cindy, (and Volta), give a shit about if this lady wants to ask for dating advice. If the OP is not a troll, she is a train wreck when it comes to relationships. More entertainment for us.
#16-This blog bitch prefers the term "crotch maggot".
As for the Pin Porn, check out http://pinterest.com/jiggy4jc/ and her "sexiness" board-blech, just a bunch of bored housewife, bodice ripper, pin my fat ass up against the wall stuff.
scrapwench is a fat sloppy pea bitch
Methinks the new blog bitches are really enjoying themselves. Cindy is in an unhappy marriage and has posted pretty frequently about her horrible marriage. She would be the last person I take advice from.
White trash hair....where....that little girl looks sweet and did a noble thing. Most kids/teens these days are so self absorbed and vain and would never think to donate their locks. Sweet gesture if you ask me nothing to slam on. I thought this blog was anti kid slamming.
Why would you let your DD's hair get this long to begin with? White trash mothers.
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Are you serious?! WTF? Long hair is trashy now? I'm thinking you're a lonely old dried-up cunt with no kids...
Sorry, but that is white trash hair, it looks like rats tails at the ends.
"I have trimmed about an inch or so every three months since she was about 18 months to keep the ends nice"
So you've never taken your daughter for a proper haircut? That's white trash too.
The ends looked awful, especially in that front shot. No wonder the kid had a big smile when it was done, her hair looks so much better now.
(note: NOT trashing the kid, but the kid's mother for not looking after her hair properly for years)
Only the peas would need a recipe and debate how to make green tea with orange slices and mint.
Someone needs to post that adding 8 cups of sugar will defeat the purpose, because you know that's how most of them are going to make it.
#24 I loooove "crotch-maggot". Perfecto!
I thought crotch maggot was a grinningcat term?
Sorry, but that is white trash hair, it looks like rats tails at the ends.
"I have trimmed about an inch or so every three months since she was about 18 months to keep the ends nice"
So you've never taken your daughter for a proper haircut? That's white trash too.
The ends looked awful, especially in that front shot. No wonder the kid had a big smile when it was done, her hair looks so much better now.
(note: NOT trashing the kid, but the kid's mother for not looking after her hair properly for years)
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You are a fucking bitch.... no, a fucking cunt. That is what you are, a fucking cunt.
Amen 32! She is indeed!
Because I think it is a mother's responsibility to care for her daughters hair and have it look nice?
LOL, OK then, I'll wear my fucking cuntdom with pride!
OH...BTW, make sure you keep up the regular haircuts now mom!!
Mistysmere comment here:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094881
I'm not surprised that her 3rd grade child followed his timeline without her. She's the mother who wouldn't get him an ipod for christmas, won't let him use hers, and is making him pay for his own. He's in 3rd grade. The woman is selfish and probably has that child scared shitless of her.
Anonymous said... 28 Sorry, but that is white trash hair, it looks like rats tails at the ends.
"I have trimmed about an inch or so every three months since she was about 18 months to keep the ends nice"
So you've never taken your daughter for a proper haircut? That's white trash too.
The ends looked awful, especially in that front shot. No wonder the kid had a big smile when it was done, her hair looks so much better now.
(note: NOT trashing the kid, but the kid's mother for not looking after her hair properly for years)
May 28, 2011 7:48 PM
OMG Call a social worker now! It's abuse!
You really should unclench.
This place isn't for everyone.
No THIS place isn't.
The place for sucking up to someone no matter how ugly something looks is over at the pod.
Go back over there and brown nose the mom.
I'm not at all clenched, just telling it like it is. Take your own advice and unclench about someone having their own opinion and not being one of the sheep over there.
Anonymous said... 37 No THIS place isn't.
The place for sucking up to someone no matter how ugly something looks is over at the pod.
Go back over there and brown nose the mom.
I'm not at all clenched, just telling it like it is. Take your own advice and unclench about someone having their own opinion and not being one of the sheep over there.
May 28, 2011 10:02 PM
You are completely clenched, very argumentative and need to just walk away. Click the red X at the top right of the screen and head back to the bucket.
That kids hair is fine.
Anonymous said... 37 No THIS place isn't.
The place for sucking up to someone no matter how ugly something looks is over at the pod.
Go back over there and brown nose the mom.
I'm not at all clenched, just telling it like it is. Take your own advice and unclench about someone having their own opinion and not being one of the sheep over there.
May 28, 2011 10:02 PM
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Several people have disagreed with you. Go away!
Sorry, but the child's hair did look ratty. Her mother really should have taken better care of it. She is a cute little girl and it was a shame that her mother didn't put more effort into keeping her hair up.
And for fuck's sake, DON'T tell me to unclench or call me a cunt. If you don't care how your kid's hair looks, FINE! But don't be such an asshole bitchwad when other people call you out for being a lazy twat.
As for the Pin Porn, check out http://pinterest.com/jiggy4jc/ and her "sexiness" board-blech, just a bunch of bored housewife, bodice ripper, pin my fat ass up against the wall stuff.
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Um, yeah. What is up with the nakie chick picture? Weird.............
Anonymous said... 40 Sorry, but the child's hair did look ratty. Her mother really should have taken better care of it. She is a cute little girl and it was a shame that her mother didn't put more effort into keeping her hair up.
And for fuck's sake, DON'T tell me to unclench or call me a cunt. If you don't care how your kid's hair looks, FINE! But don't be such an asshole bitchwad when other people call you out for being a lazy twat.
May 28, 2011 11:37 PM
Hostile made her way back!
Let.It.Go
You are completely clenched, very argumentative and need to just walk away. Click the red X at the top right of the screen and head back to the bucket
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You're a bit retarded aren't you?
The whole reason this blog exists is to make fun of the pod and to comment on their stupidity.
If you can't work that much out for your little ol' self then you are the one that shouldn't be here.
The hair was fucked up before and someone should have told the mom that several years ago.
Now it looks good.
Not the kid's fault she has a tightwad for a mom who won't let her get a decent haircut.
Nakie? are 3 years old?
FFS it's nude or naked, write like a grown up.
Anonymous said... 43 You are completely clenched, very argumentative and need to just walk away. Click the red X at the top right of the screen and head back to the bucket
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You're a bit retarded aren't you?
The whole reason this blog exists is to make fun of the pod and to comment on their stupidity.
If you can't work that much out for your little ol' self then you are the one that shouldn't be here.
The hair was fucked up before and someone should have told the mom that several years ago.
Now it looks good.
Not the kid's fault she has a tightwad for a mom who won't let her get a decent haircut.
May 28, 2011 11:57 PM
Let.It.Go.Sweetie
You vented and keep going on and on.just.let.it.go.you.can.do.it.
LOL, you make me laugh... now WHO needs to let it go??? and.typing.like.this. just confirms your retard status.
I like nakey. Nakey, nakey, nakey. ;-)
17, you are spot on about cheleoh.
I'm not at all clenched, just telling it like it is.
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You're not telling it like it is, you're telling it how you perceive it to be.
In other words - in your opinion. Others see it differently.
Why is that so hard to grasp? Just like a pea, not happy until a thread is five pages of you stating the same thing 17 different ways.
Cycworker-gah
Sometimes she just works my last nerve
What are you people carrying on about here? I don't understand half of who you are raking over the coals. I cannot begin to understand the purpose of this site.
Well if you don't get it then fuck of 52. This place isn't rocket surgery and if you can't follow along here then don't.
dammit off
There is no purpose here. Just a bunch of women being bitches.
^^^Oh it's just a bunch of lazy, fat, jealous white trash nobodies sitting in their trailer parks on the computers all day reading the pod then trashing them on this god forsaken site eating no name brand cookies cause they can't afford the real name brand.
I agree 56. They also don't have husbands. They ran off when these fat pigs hit 300 pnds.
Rocket surgery? Gawd.
I had rocket surgery once.... ;)
Anonymous said... 46 LOL, you make me laugh... now WHO needs to let it go??? and.typing.like.this. just confirms your retard status.
May 29, 2011 12:43 AM
It doesn't surprise me to see the same person going on and on the following day when catching up. Take your arguing back to the bucket so we can make fun of you some more (obviously you've been smacked here and didn't like it.)
Anonymous said... 58 Rocket surgery? Gawd.
May 29, 2011 8:13 AM
Anonymous said... 59 I had rocket surgery once.... ;)
May 29, 2011 8:33 AM
That term is like "moran" here. It was someone from the buckets typing (more like lack of brain) mistake and it's going to be used regularly, I'm sure. I think it's funny.
So take your rocket surgery and moranic self back to the bucket LOL.
Does anyone else think the crazy person who can't shut up over the hair is Lauren?
She is one who cannot let things go when she disagrees, and always comes back to respond.
Anonymous said... 61 Anonymous said... 58 Rocket surgery? Gawd.
May 29, 2011 8:13 AM
Anonymous said... 59 I had rocket surgery once.... ;)
May 29, 2011 8:33 AM
That term is like "moran" here. It was someone from the buckets typing (more like lack of brain) mistake and it's going to be used regularly, I'm sure. I think it's funny.
So take your rocket surgery and moranic self back to the bucket LOL.
May 29, 2011 9:01 AM
ETA: The pea who said rocket surgery did it here, not at the bucket. Still funny!
Anonymous said... 62 Does anyone else think the crazy person who can't shut up over the hair is Lauren?
She is one who cannot let things go when she disagrees, and always comes back to respond.
May 29, 2011 9:07 AM
No one else thinks that *you* are Lauren, no.
You do look very desperate to make a point. So what, someone disagreed and maybe hurt your feelings, too bad.
Talking to yourself makes you look sad too!
Seriously, you've gotten good advice about this place obviously not being the right place for you. You should take your medications and step away, it's not healthy for you to dwell so long.
Stating my opinion here, don't go getting all butt hurt because you don't like it.
(I see a frantic response showing up soon. Can't play with you all day, I have a life and have to go live it so it's best to keep it to yourself anyway). lol
Alright dumb-asses, I'm Hostile and FFS, stop accusing any and everyone that anon posts of being me.
1. Everyone knows that the hair donated to LOCKS OF LOVE is not used to make the wigs they supposedly give away. THE WIGS are made with the same hair that they sell at the beauty supply houses so you can get your "weave" on and straight off the boat from INDIA.
2. WTF do these PEA mothers think that telling the POD their child made the decision to donate their hair or do something similar when it is OBVIOUS that the kid is under 8 and lazy-ass MOM made that decision.
3. Strange as it sounds some weirdos like to go to Disney on vacation, accept it and get over it, some people want to get away from their hell spawn.
3. This is THE SMACK, if you can't take being smacked or seeing someone else being smacked LEAVE NOW.
So fuck off and run back to the bukkit, you bunch of whiney dumbass ham beast cunts you can't play here.
Feel better, 65?
65! You ARE very hostile. You've stated your opinion on that kids hair enough. Enough is enough. Really.
As said before, people disagreed, get over it. You look stupid.
Quit baggin' on the kid!
It's simple.
Next topic please.
LOL, 65. You had two different #3s
BTW, anyone can play here if they want. Sorry if decent people coming around from the pod piss you off. Now you can't just bitch and moan freely without getting called on it. Boo Hoo for you.
65 sounds like Typhus
So fuck off and run back to the bukkit, you bunch of whiney dumbass ham beast cunts you can't play here.
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Classy!
65 is Squillen
The pea who said rocket surgery did it here, not at the bucket. Still funny!
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Yes! A combo of "rocket science" and "brain surgery". lol
fuck I am sick of all these DIAGNOSE THIS SHIT threads...
go to a fucking doctor you idiots.
Or just take some benadryl if you've got hives... NOT rocket surgery.
Anonymous said... 72 The pea who said rocket surgery did it here, not at the bucket. Still funny!
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Yes! A combo of "rocket science" and "brain surgery". lol
May 29, 2011 12:45 PM
Love it! Using it!
Maybe a 'diagnose this shit' thread would be interesting - especially if I get to be the one who says 'this thread is useless without pics' ;)
One question...can't you make up fake names instead of everyone being anonymous?
See? I just did it. It's really not that hard. If you used some of your brain power to think up fake names, you could spend less time calling each other cunts and whores.
76, I made up my name. it was anonymous - every other fucker on here has copied me. disgusting bitches.
Really?Seriously?
Ms. 78...that is disgusting. I just wondered why people didn't capitalize on how fun the made up names are...I for one, picked Lauren since I read the name on here so much. Hmmm...must think of more names.
80-it isn't Lauren, it is L'Urine. durp.
Really? Durp? 12 year olds post here?
I've seen it all now! PeaBucketHeads, keep your children and French teenagers off the blog please.
Bitches, stop stealing my attitude!
How does that ham beast MKM get through the day? WTF gourmet meal is she cooking for those crumb munchers that she can figure out how to halve a recipe?
I thought fucking pea breeders all fed their kids uncrustables, mac and cheese, turkey hot dogs and the "Duggar" special, Tater Tot casserole to make sure their little intestines were stopped up. I'm sure her kids have never seen a vegetable wasn't covered in fake cheez.
Hostile does sound like Typhus.
I like having names.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3095020&pg=1
Surely (hopefully) this is a troll thread? Who in their right mind could be so classless and dumb? And $15? Is the reception at Red Robin?
Mommy,
Please stop hacking away on your keyboard and come feed me. I could use new shoes and clothes too, could you get a job?
Sincerely,
Your Kid
Hahahahhah you are all so pathetic. Bitching about others to make yourselves feel better.
I'm 19 and the crap you cunts spew about each other is even worse than the shit you see around high school. You are honestly all pathetic. Get lives.
87 she's not a troll just a typical pea who is shocked that someone would dare to not invite her kids, who at 21 18 and 15 are more young adults then kids. Some peas have this warped view that every little thing in life must include ALL of their family. They can't seem to think that children are supposed to grow up move out and start a life of their own. God help her future son in laws.
You get one first 89 seeing as how your hanging around her telling us what to do. And seriously why at 19 on a 3 day weekend would you be trolling scrapbook smack sites. Talk about needing a life.
91 you do know that your holiday doesn't apply to the rest of the world correct?
89 need rocket surgery.
Either way 92 being 19 and on a scrapbook smack site does not scream exciting social life.
#89-If you are 19 and hanging on Two Peas on the Smack Board instead of out partying, having sex or shopping, you need a wake up call.
Be careful or you will end up the next Kaz or Slower Joe fuck up. Single, horny and no possibility of even getting laid.
Anonymous said... 89 Hahahahhah you are all so pathetic. Bitching about others to make yourselves feel better.
I'm 19 and the crap you cunts spew about each other is even worse than the shit you see around high school. You are honestly all pathetic. Get lives.
May 29, 2011 4:38 PM
Welcome to the blog on the long weekend, bitch!
My Big Fat Gyspy Wedding
Posted 8:42:15 PM by Robbin in NSBR Board
Gyspy? Really?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3094944&pg=1
Am I the only one who is confused why the school should mention a person during commencement that never even stepped foot in the school? I understand the family is hurting, they probably always will in some fashion, but the school isn't obliged to do anything for someone who was never even student of theirs.
98, I was thinking the same thing. I feel for her and my heart goes out to her. But it really surprises me that they would expect their child, who must have passed away when he was in 3rd or 4th grade, would be mentioned at the high school graduation.
I agree 98. If he died last year or even in high school I could see it but that long ago unless it is a truly tiny school few people remember the child. It is heart breaking but true. :(
97 I know My Big Fat Nigger Wedding or My Big Fat Wetback Wedding would go over like a lead balloon.
Anonymous said... 101 97 I know My Big Fat Nigger Wedding or My Big Fat Wetback Wedding would go over like a lead balloon.
May 29, 2011 9:08 PM
Big Fat American Weddings happen every day over there; no kids allowed.
Anonymous said... 98 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3094944&pg=1
Am I the only one who is confused why the school should mention a person during commencement that never even stepped foot in the school? I understand the family is hurting, they probably always will in some fashion, but the school isn't obliged to do anything for someone who was never even student of theirs.
May 29, 2011 8:38 PM
Good thing she went though. If she hadn't and they *did* mention him she would have been feeling worse.
103, you're not the only one who's confused about that. It's kind of bizarre that she expects the school to honor kids who never attended.
Mrs. Tyler is at it again with stupid anti-gay questions.
"Big Fat American Weddings happen every day over there; no kids allowed."
Uh-hum, "Big Fat Red-neck", or "Big Fat White Trash", Weddings, would be painting with a less broad brush. Oh, and no over-grown pea maggots allowed.
JRenae's baby definitely looks Mexican. Was she banging the gardener or what?
I know My Big Fat Nigger Wedding or My Big Fat Wetback Wedding would go over like a lead balloon.
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You are ignorant. 97 was pointing out that gypsy is spelled wrong as gyspy. That is the name of an actual show.
Anonymous said... 106 JRenae's baby definitely looks Mexican. Was she banging the gardener or what?
May 29, 2011 10:45 PM
*WHAT* *THE* *FUCK*
Anonymous said... 104 103, you're not the only one who's confused about that. It's kind of bizarre that she expects the school to honor kids who never attended.
Mrs. Tyler is at it again with stupid anti-gay questions.
May 29, 2011 9:55 PM
You were reading someone elses quote. See the line that breaks it up? The comment for that post is under the breakline.
106, you must have mistaken w.j.w. for the Bouquet.
Over there is where you will find plenty of like-minded racist, paunchy, rump-fed harpies like yourself.
Anonymous said... 109 Anonymous said... 104 103, you're not the only one who's confused about that. It's kind of bizarre that she expects the school to honor kids who never attended.
Mrs. Tyler is at it again with stupid anti-gay questions.
May 29, 2011 9:55 PM
You were reading someone elses quote. See the line that breaks it up? The comment for that post is under the breakline.
May 29, 2011 11:02 PM
Breakline is the date, oops :)
I wonder what Mrs. T would do if any of her kids turned out gay.
She wouldn't be able to talk to them about it because she's a teacher!
Why is she so obsessed with teh gay anyway? Not even the stone butches would have her.
I feel bad for the mom who lost her son but I don't understand emailing the principal over it. She is still in alot of pain obviously, but I don't think its necessary to memorialize someone who died years ago or never set foot in high school. Sad but I think her expectations are a little over the top. And I think its too bad that the peas are enabling that.
I don't even think I could go to the high school graduation if I were in her situation.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095089
How to stop someone from inviting themselves over to your house? Easy let them come over one time and then freak out when they use the hand towels in your bathroom. That should keep them from ever wanting to visit you again.
116 - or make them take off their shoes so they can't scratch your precious floors.
So many co-dependent peas, can't go anywhere without their children.
I will never understand the "if our kids aren't included, then none of us are participating" mentality.
I know! I think many of the peas are missing the part where it says they haven't seen the woman who is getting married "for years"
Yet for some reason they think they should all be invited?
I bet it was just a polite invitation to the parents and they didn't really think they would accept anyway.
What sort of wedding dinner is $15? They are obviously on a tight budget.
#95 posted:
#89-If you are 19 and hanging on Two Peas on the Smack Board instead of out partying, having sex or shopping, you need a wake up call.
Be careful or you will end up the next Kaz or Slower Joe fuck up. Single, horny and no possibility of even getting laid.
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At 19 and hanging on the bukkit, #89 is definitely the child of a super-Christian helicopter mom, wearing a vergin promise ring and home schooled.
Poor Slower Joe, I doubt he could get laid in a Thai Tranny Whorehouse much less by one of the desperate Pea Bitches. They all want to fuck the barely legal blond pool boy, the Mexican gardener or the Big Black (Cock) Drill Sgt. on base.
Poor Slower Joe, being 1/2 Filipino makes him too much like an ORIENTAL to be desired but I'm sure one or two given it thought.
I bet MsMariah's gay husband would be willing to help him out if he threw a fuck in her too.
So many co-dependent peas, can't go anywhere without their children.
I will never understand the "if our kids aren't included, then none of us are participating" mentality.
May 30, 2011 6:22 AM
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I could see if the kids were little and you had to make arrangements for childcare last minute for 2-3 days. That would upset me and I might not be able to go. These kids are grown or practically so. Since the older one already took time off making sure the 15yr old doesn't burn the house down should be easy.
I feel bad for the mom who lost her son but I don't understand emailing the principal over it. She is still in alot of pain obviously, but I don't think its necessary to memorialize someone who died years ago or never set foot in high school. Sad but I think her expectations are a little over the top. And I think its too bad that the peas are enabling that.
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I bet quite a few of the graduating Senior class didn't even KNOW her son. He passed away back in 5th grade? I can see mentioning him at graduation day IF he had passed away during that school year but being that he died at age 10 is expecting a bit much for him to be honored on graduation day.
A friends younger sister died at age 11 from leukemia. She would've graduated in 1993 or 1994 but had attended Catholic school thru 8th grade so basically NONE of the grad class in 93 or 94 even KNEW her and her parents didn't expect a memorial service on graduation day.
While I feel for ddebs87, I think her expectations are e bit much.
Is that you heartcat? You are very wordy, why do you have to say so much? Insecure?
Short attention span, 123?
TiredOfAllTheLameassComments said... 124 Short attention span, 123?
May 30, 2011 9:47 AM
i'm not 123 but take yourself and your lameasscomment that no one is going to read back to bucketville.
125 needs to get laid, pronto!
You are lame #126. Maybe YOU need to get laid.
So what if she does, 127? I know I do! ;)
Slower Joe? Is that you buddy?
What the fuck? Have the lunatics taken over the asylum? It is no longer okay to use the word crippled? Have people become such whiners and complainers that every has to be PC? It is a fucking storybook...the boy is crippled. Get the fuck over yourself. I swear, I want to scream at the stupidity of people. We have become a society of dumb asses that get upset over the most stupid and idiotic thing. No one is call anyone a cripple. Crippled is a word that describes a disability. Sweet butter jeebus!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094888
Meds, 130 - not just for the cripples - you may want to look into that. Just a suggestion.
131-wow, you really added to conversation there! Lame!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095020
130, can't say cripple and I guess you can't jokingly say you want to shot someone out of frustration because there is a pea who knew someone who took their life...and that is just plain fucking offensive. Jesus weeps, I've fucking heard it all now.
Bat shit crazy is another no no as well as saying something is retarded.
That baby factory Courtney Lynne is pregnant again?
yes, CL is pg again. fortunately for us she is now in Canada sucking off of their welfare teat.
Well let's hope CL thinks this babies name through a little better and leaves "anal" out of it.
Mrs. Typhus and her obsession in all things gay suggests that perhaps she's thinking about leaving the closet.
Well let's hope CL thinks this babies name through a little better and leaves "anal" out of it.
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If it's a boy she's going to name it Ezra.
FFS.
LOL, 138. Somebody posted an awesome response to her thread. I wish 2P had a like button.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095285
She's actually going to charge money for this piece of shit?
5:16, I'd never pay for anything like that. Mostly because I'd look at it and think, "I could make that for $5.00". I've see way nicer ones on Etsy - think this one has delusions of grandeur with her craft fair visions.
Typhus is so full of shit. Gawd, I wish I had a kid in her district so I could complain to the district and get that bitch fired. She's the poster child for all that is wrong with the educational system in this country - an unintelligent (you can't tell me that woman possesses above average intelligence) godbot who thinks her degree (which she probably obtained at a sub-par junior college) makes her superior to the rest of us.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095182
I knew muellertime would pop up on this thread.
Typhus. Hai guyz, wut's with all teh gheys?
NOT FOOOLED Typhus. Stop wishing that hot girl would have hit on you in college.
@145: word. That is all.
#143 Typhus got hers at BeJebus R US Bible College aka a private Christian diploma mill, you know like the degree you got through University of Phoenix.
I could have gone forever without reading this. Now it's time to torture anyone who missed it.
Mrs_Tyler
Sitting on the right side.
PeaNut 197836 - March 2005
Posts: 18047 Layouts: 241
Loc: Where winter never ends.
Posted: 5/30/2011 10:04:45 PM
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If my breasts had enough space between them for my bra to lay flat against my chest in between, the rest of my boobage would be pushed to sit under my armpits. My breasts are too large to have space between. Especially now that I'm nursing and my boobs are engorged.
Rainbutch is back, and like a moth to a flame she's on The Typhus Ghey Thread. She's the biggest closet case of them all, clearly still smarting from Sunshine's rejection.
ADD_Housewife
iCoupon
PeaNut 31018 - February 2002
Posts: 17277 Layouts: 156
Loc: probably here. maybe there.
Posted: 5/30/2011 11:05:05 PM
Rosiekat: My DH offers the same thing.
I'm a 38DD LONG.
After years of nursing and pregnancy, over and over, plus gravity, It's hard to get a bra that has the middle flat AND holds the girls in place without things spilling.
I have bras where they are the "right size" and the middle part is where it should be BUT If I move too much or bend over, my boobs will literally fall out. So, I have to find a good full coverage bra circa 1970s cross your heart style So basically anything pretty is out
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LOL....
Some shameless hussy flashed my dh in the Lowe's parking lot today...
Posted 6:17:57 PM by heartcat in NSBR Board
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He was probably gawking at her in the store.
Maybe drooling?
He does have to go home to *that*!
Did she ever post a pic of what her husband looks like? I picture some hairy, nerd dude that looks like a 70's throwback.
Chick probably flashed him some tit caused he looks pathetic. A mercy flash.
He was probably gawking at her in the store.
Maybe drooling?
He does have to go home to *that*!
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*snort* ;)8
Heartcat-what a character. A couple of years ago she was ready to leave the hairy hambeast over some other dude. She was dumb even to lay it all out on 2Peas too. It was weird and really creepy to see her go on and on about this other man.
Then suddenly, she did a 180 and went on and on about how great her husband is. I think the other dude was just someone she was stalking and he got a restraining order. She realized it was never gonna get any better than the hairy husband, so she changed her attitude.
Blech...........
WOW, the unfortunately named "rainbow scrapper" really hates teh gay. You don't really see that much hate out in the open these days. At least, not outside of the Phelp's group.
152 he has been featured on thepeopleofwalmart.com website several times.
Anonymous said... 156 152 he has been featured on thepeopleofwalmart.com website several times.
May 30, 2011 9:39 PM
It's really sad that some of the people who read this will believe this and go searching.
I love sarcasm.
#156-So he has been featured along with you and your family? Wow, that is so NEAT!! I bet you are so jazzed to be on that site with your backfat jiggling while you purchase your pork rinds and spray cheese!! Rock on!
jebus, sylvia is a complete idiot. boggling.
which one of you bitches is redboots?
Who is red boots?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095175
I, for one, did not have helicopter parents and did just fine in school. Yes, even in the early years without them contacting the teacher for an update everyday. Sure they went to the parent teacher conferences but rarely knew all my assignments.
I think it's quite odd that one pea basically said because she's a helicopter is why her kids do well in school, ugh!
I just can imagine how these kids are going to do in college. I can hear it now, these moms running into the professor's offices asking how their precious snowflakes are doing.
Anyone else have this problem? I updated the my ipad today and now when I visit the blog the comments box is gone?
It's fine on my computer (obviously!) but now I can't comment here on the go :(
oops that should read "I updated the software om my ipad today"
heartcat can be a pita, but her thread about the girl at Lowe's was a total joke. It was in response to tincin (I think?) or someone's other thread about how they accidentally flashed someone at Lowe's. I actually thought that was pretty funny of heartcat to post that thread. She always seems so serious - glad to see a pea lighten up for once.
Yeah but I think most of us missed the joke and just decided she was seriously delusional instead. Of course the latter was much more likely than her making a joke, so we can be forgiven.
162 ITA. When I was in school my parents never helped me with any homework. I still managed to get straight As. It used to really irritate me when other kids would get As only because their parents did the whole thing for them, or because their parents complained to the teacher until the teacher gave them more and more chances to improve their grade. I'm not saying you can't help your kids, but ffs, let them be themselves and stop harassing the teachers until they get perfect grades. You're only hurting your kids.
OMG who admits they are a 38DD LONG?? Have some decorum. (Same with Mrs. T - I don't need to hear about your engorgement - save it for a breastfeeding thread. Just because someone asks a question doesn't mean you have to be so open and share EVERYTHING. Go teach your class for a change).
Now I can't get the image of long boobs in a cross your heart 70s bra out of my head. So sexy. How does she have so many kids - her DH must like the boobs down at your ankles look.
New space is up. :)
167 ITA. I hated graduation when a friend of mine was #4 and I was #5 (we sat in order). Why? Because she and her parents ran to the teacher any time she didn't get an A, and begged for her to do extra credit work or re-do papers and tests until her grade was better. Even when we supposedly weren't allowed to retake tests. I always wondered if she and/or her parents did the same to her professors in college. How embarrassing.
My sister basically did my nephew's homework for him through 7th grade. All his projects were PERFECT because she'd use her Cricut and scrapbooking skills to do them. She would stay up until 3am researching history facts or math problems online (he'd be sleeping of course).
Now she has a 2nd shift job so can't help him with homework. Guess what? He's gone from a straight A's to majorly struggling. He got kicked off National Honor Society because his grades are no longer good enough. He's almost failing math.
HELLO!!! That's why you don't pull all the stops to make sure your kid gets great grades. When the time comes to let them fly off on their own, they're going to crash and burn. Whether it's 8th grade or college, it's going to happen.
Not to mention - if you do all their work, will they really be proud of their A grades? They KNOW it's not their work. You're going to raise kids that have no pride or sense of accomplishment, and they're going to have no confidence in their own abillities.
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