Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Space

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Anonymous said...

Janeyouignorantslut! Thanks!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095380

But but but

I thought Verizon was the answer to everyone's prayers. AT&T is the debil and Verizon is brought to you by unicorns and rainbows.

You mean to tell me that they have shitty service just like AT&T? I am shocked. Shocked I tell you.

Anonymous said...

Was 1790 on last space Heartcat? I never never read posts that long, I skip right over them. Too bad she wasted her time posting all that shit.

Anonymous said...

Ugh, I meant 170... not sure where the 9 came from.

Anonymous said...

Who's going to recommend that Courtney Lynne name her baby Kemper?

Anonymous said...

Kemper is a nice name, good suggestion 5!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3094407&pg=3

GiaRenee you obnoxious twat! Let the fucking thread die! Nobody cares any more.

Anonymous said...

The problem with GiaRenee is GiaRenee, not her husband.

Anonymous said...

163 I had the same problem - allow 3rd party cookies in IE.

Yubon-a-witless said...

I really didn't need to know all I know about pea-boobage.

This is worse than the whole thread about how they all sleep naked.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095473

Big. Ass. PVM.

Anonymous said...

FFS - My kid is so GIFTED (Please remember that) she is seen as being more GIFTED than some of the others so joins other MORE GIFTED kids but, shit, she's also socially fucking inept and talks like a fucking robot.

I just don't get how my GIFTED kid got this label - who the fuck could she have inherited her weirdness from?

Hey, sorry to all the Moms who have kids with real problems who aren't GIFTED - and thanks for reading.

Didn't like her before - detest her now.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095473

Anonymous said...

What is up with peas being so fucking supportive on posts that a year ago the OPs would have gotten lambasted on? Is everyone on happy pills these days or what? It's like living in fucking Stepford.

Anonymous said...

Well clearly 11 and 12 you just don't know how trying and heart breaking to have such an over gifted child. My heart aches every time I drop my special snowflake off at school knowing how he will have to struggle to dumb himself down for all the other less gifted children around him.

Anonymous said...

Ugh, I don't like Biochemipea at all. She comes off as very smart, but also very unlikeable. She has posted several times about her inability to get along with people at her office, so I am not surprised to see her daughter is lacking in social skills as well.

Anonymous said...

I know, 14, but don't you take comfort in the fact you are no longer in school and can act so superior to the other Moms of 'normal kids' without anyone putting you in some kind of special-ed programme? I do. I love it.

Beadhound said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095206

Condom is a good middle name.

If its a girl, Kondomme.

Anonymous said...

Using Beadhound as a user name probably infringes her copyright, 17 - are you French? or a teenager?

Beadhound said...

Oui, je suis un jeune français et j'aime affichage sur les tableaux d'artisanat. Excusez-moi pendant que je fume une cigarette et air de s'ennuyer.

Beadhound said...

sur les tableaux d'artisanat is the closest I could get to "crafts boards." There is not French translation for NSBR except for "Merde".

hee hee hee <---French giggling

Anonymous said...

And here we go - let's see how many other people will join and and say "I was in gifted when I was in school...." or "my kid is super-duper gifted, too".


I would be willing to bet that most of the peas that brag about their kid's extreme giftedness are full of crap, and those that do have highly gifted kids don't join in those sorts of discussions.

Anonymous said...

21 - I tend to agree. Just like people who have money tend to not talk about having money. Those who speak rarely actually have, but it makes for good talking points and a minor ego boost.

Anonymous said...

If its a girl, Kondomme.

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Bwah! Kondomme Brykkys would be a good kre8tiv name.

PornStarScrapper said...

21....In my recent days of posting a few times here, because the entertainment is unique...and my days of reading the rubbish on the pea board..it seems not only is every kid gifted, but they are also retarded and autistic. Anything I've read that references autism and every single one has a autistic kid. Strange how they all like to scrapbook. Maybe it's too much glue and shit, sorta like George Costanza's fiance and her bad glue death.

Anonymous said...

It's so sad that almost every single thread has to turn into grocery carts, uncrustables, MSPowder, crockpots, allthegates and other stupid crap. You're not cool kids because you mention something you read 10 years ago.

Anonymous said...

hee hee hee <---French giggling

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That sounds more like a classic Japanese geisha giggle.

(Speaking of which, we should have a Pea Madame Butterfly Award for relationship martyr drama.)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3095249

My dishcloths NEVER stink. I use a new one every day and wash them with my whites at the end of the week.

Maybe the fact that Leanne is a shitty housekeeper has something to do with her stinky rags than the fact that dishcloths are gross?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 27 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3095249

My dishcloths NEVER stink. I use a new one every day and wash them with my whites at the end of the week.

Maybe the fact that Leanne is a shitty housekeeper has something to do with her stinky rags than the fact that dishcloths are gross?

May 31, 2011 2:30 PM

I believe she admitted to that.
She's such a dirty dishcloth.

Apeena said...

My dishcloths NEVER stink. I use a new one every day and wash them with my whites at the end of the week.
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Just coming here to post the same thing.

Smelly dish towels weren't even on my radar until I read that thread. Have 5 or 6 or whatever, switch 'em out daily (or more). Shit I wash mine with all my other towels - oh the horror!

Pealand is a bizarre and fascinating world.

Anonymous said...

BWHAHHAHAHAH! I was going to say the same thing! The peas worry about the dumbest stuff. I also have several dishcloths and just change them out once or twice a day. Wash then with the rest of the towels. They just like to get riled up about the dumbest things...

Anonymous said...

I was telling dh about some of the pea issues. He described them as "a pack of weirdos". I think that pretty much sums it up!

I have to admit that I am entertained by their "weirdoness" maybe it's because most of the people in my life are pretty normal!

Anonymous said...

I'm late to the party. What is the Blind Squirrel thread about?

Anonymous said...

I also don't get their cluelessness? helplessness? regarding laundry. You load the washer in the morning and keep it going until it's done. Folding takes what 5 minutes a load?

For fuck's sake.

Anonymous said...

I also don't obsessively sort my clothes - just lights/whites, darks and the occasional delicate. Jeans and towels together are fine by me. Git 'er done.

Nor do I worry about SANITIZING AND BLEACHING THE BEJEEZUS out of everything.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprized by the amount of laundry some of the peas have. Doing just towels several times a week? What a waste of detergent and water and time...

Anonymous said...

oH FFS! I actually didn't peg biochempea as a PVM type pea. But she just found this out and couldn't wait to get back to the pod and brag about her little Einstein to complete strangers.

Oh, but on the pretext of sharing how socially inept her child is, of course.

Anonymous said...

You have peas who will not reuse a towel ever. For five people, that's five towels a day at least. And they have to wash their underpants separate from the rest of the laundry and separate from everyone elses underpants. And they must separate the kitchen towels from the bath towels. By color. And they insist on washing everything in hot with bleach.

Five POUNDS of body weight is bacteria colonized in and on your bodies. There isn't enough clorox in the world to make you germ-free. Using a towel twice isn't going to strike you down like the bubonic plague.

Anonymous said...

I wish someone would enforce a gag order for Typhus already. Jeebus, that woman is fucking INSANE!

Anonymous said...

I suspect that biochemipea is probably on the spectrum. She is very smart but seems to lack some social skills. I do like her, and I feel bad that her child is struggling. 8

Anonymous said...

Can someone please explain the Blindsquirrl thread? I'm not a regular pea, so I don't know if she is kidding, or if she got her ass handed to her recently and she is serious...what gives?

Anonymous said...

And they have to wash their underpants separate from the rest of the laundry and separate from everyone elses underpants. And they must separate the kitchen towels from the bath towels. By color. And they insist on washing everything in hot with bleach.
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^^^^^^ This floors me every.damn.time.

What a bunch of weirdos.

Anonymous said...

There was once a thread about "how do I keep my colors from fading?" and everyone said wash cold, gentle cycle. The OP replied that she washed everything in hot because she was a germaphobe.

Somehow she thought there was some magic laundry trick out there to keep her red clothes from fading even when she washed them in hot.

My suggestion was to buy only white clothes from then on. That didn't go over really well.

Carrie Toffle said...

You do know that 2 peas in a bucket is less than 1 pea rattling in the head.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095541

I'm glad I don't have to hoard or hide food, and that I can afford well-fitting bras.

Anonymous said...

Can someone please explain the Blindsquirrl thread?
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Freecharlie bumped an old end-of-school thread and was roundly hand-slapped by old pucker-butt herself, PeanutPattie. BlindSquirrel started a thread to point out PeanutBrittle's lack of a sense of humor.

blog bitch said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095544

Is she for real? If I got this as a shower gift it would go in the trash the minute I got home.

Anonymous said...

46, I saw that and thought the same.

Anonymous said...

Gawd, are all the peas gonna post a thread about school being out for the summer? GAWD!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=2581097

Gee, I would have the same attitude if I could dump my kids at a summer camp too!

Anonymous said...

49, that is an old thread that got bumped, enjoy!

Anonymous said...

Is the thread in #49 the one that got bumped that started the blind squirrel no humor thread?? (If not, what was the one that freecharlie bumped?)

Puckerbutt Pattie said...

OMG. That "drum kit" is terrible.

Puckerbutt Pattie said...

Who's Carrie Toffle?

Anonymous said...

Where's Putabuttononit??

poormadeupnamedbaby said...

#6 Kemper is a nice name, good suggestion 5!
May 31, 2011 9:53 AM

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Talk about a name ripe for bullying:

Kemp the GIMP.

Anonymous said...

those that do have highly gifted kids don't join in those sorts of discussions.
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I agree, most Peas just want to brag in a round about way and have no real concerns.

Anonymous said...

WOW, okay that drum kit gets the award for dumbest gift ever. It's not cute, the baby will be sucking on spray painted wooden utensils, the writing is horrendous. The baby won't be able to play with it for at least a year. It's cheap, it's not babyish at all, and it's downright ugly.

I've seen a lot of stupid handmade gifts on 2Peas, but that takes the cake.

Anonymous said...

Puckerbutt Pattie said... 52 OMG. That "drum kit" is terrible.

May 31, 2011 6:02 PM

OMG!! Someone needs to take her spraypaint away!!
Did you see her awful coffee table?
In the U.S. to buy spraypaint you have to be 18, for NZ they should make that age NEVER!

Crackhead Mary said...

Where's Putabuttononit??

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She's on the road with Sarah Palin. Don't beetlejuice her.

Anonymous said...

#59-LMAOOOOOO!!!
She is working as her fluffer

blog bitch said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095574

I'm far from flat chested, but really?! You can't keep your boob out of the laptop or trunk when you close it?

Anonymous said...

Gawd, some of those women are bitches. Just exactly how long does someone have to post before she is "accepted"? And they claim to be welcoming. *snerk*

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095493

Why all the name changes, MsMariah?

Anonymous said...

62 - do you have a link?

Anonymous said...

62 is MsMariah

Anonymous said...

Pesha and Epinoia? Give me a friggin' break. Someone is trying wayyy toooo hard, yup, it must be MsMariah

Anonymous said...

Those name changes are weird! Pesha? Epinoia? According to teh google, "epinoia" is some sort of gnostic term for the pathway of perception.

But that doesn't change that the word sounds like a combo of "epinephrine" and "annoying."

Anonymous said...

Lol, cross-posted with 66.

She should have gone with a Thornbirds name.

Anonymous said...

Well, doesn't MsMariah think she is some sort of Pagan, Catholic, Witchy-Poo, Benedictine Monk bitch?

Anonymous said...

Yep. It's definitely her. Maybe she created the new names to complain about her friend, because her friend reads 2Peas. Or is a Pea? Who knows?

Crackhead Mary said...

She is working as her fluffer

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Perfect #60!!! LMAO!

It's sad that I know what that means.

Anonymous said...

Schools out for summer....Let the bitching begin.

The kids...
eat too much
make messes
are too loud
play too many video games
whine
say they're bored
they want to invite friends over
their friends want food and drinks

Did I miss anything?? hahaha

Anonymous said...

^^^
forgot to add...why oh why do so many peas have kids, when all they do is bitch about them

Anonymous said...

Those broken pencil initials are so fucking ugly... and cheap looking.
If I was a teacher, they'd be straight in the bin.
Why do the peas think that teachers want their cheap handiwork?
Or a pencil sharpener. Any decent teacher gets the little fuckers to sharpen their own damn pencils.

Anonymous said...

oh my ... that drum kit baby gift is the grossest thing ever. And the peas are jumping all over it with praise - "supa cute". ugh. where is the vomit emoticon??

Aside from the gross factor, its not even done particularly well - the writing is amateurish. A black tool box for a baby?

Ick.

Anonymous said...

Why does Cara always write special needs after her son's name. Does she do that IRL? Poor kid!

Anonymous said...

Seriously giving someone who is loaded such a shitty baby gift makes me feel embarrassed. She could have spent the $11 on something better than that surely? She does know that babies can't hold chopsticks, never mind bang them on a saucepan lid????

Anonymous said...

Cara is a nutter.

Anonymous said...

62 isn't Ms. Mariah.

Not one specific thread; it just seems that if a new pea introduces themselves, everyone is all welcoming and shit. Then they turn around and blast new peas for not having 27,975 posts and a ten year badge. So stupid.

Yubonawitz said...

She changed her name to draw all you morans out. Everyone on here bitching about it is the same as the people on the thread mad b/c they wanted to keep the spreadsheets updated correct. Durrr even I can see that. Smart move, idiots.

you just outed yourselves.

Anonymous said...

OMG that baby shower gift...

How do you even get to feel so confident with your crap making abilities that you don't pause for a second to think if someone would like it?

If someone had given me that at one of my baby showers I would have been MORTIFIED! How do you open that and not have a look of puzzlement and embarrassment!?

She's going to have to stop and explain what the hell it is to the whole group!

Anonymous said...

And they have to wash their underpants separate from the rest of the laundry and separate from everyone elses underpants
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yet are ball sniffers and in need of massive amounts of chapstick. LOLOL!!

Anonymous said...

I'm about to hurl from all these Smashbook posts. What is a smashbook? - GOOGLE!!!
Do I need one??? - if you don't know what it is why the fuck would you need one????
I watched the video and still don't get it!!! -- if you still don't get then go kill yourself, it's not rocket surgery damn it!
I bought 6 of them, now what do I do?? - why did you buy 6 of something not knowing what to do with them? Because you're a sheep, a dumb hoarding sheep!!!

Anonymous said...

I wash my undergarments in a solution of virgins tears and freshly gathered dew, how could anyone think of putting them in the washing machine and with other peoples undergarments......urgh.

Anonymous said...

a smash book looks like an old-fashioned scrapbook with bits and bobs of things you want to save. Everything old is new again.

Anonymous said...

Yubonawitz said... 80 She changed her name to draw all you morans out. Everyone on here bitching about it is the same as the people on the thread mad b/c they wanted to keep the spreadsheets updated correct. Durrr even I can see that. Smart move, idiots.

you just outed yourselves.

June 1, 2011 8:21 AM

Not *THAT* many people cared about her name on here. Nice try.

Anonymous said...

Yubonawitz said... 80 She changed her name to draw all you morans out. Everyone on here bitching about it is the same as the people on the thread mad b/c they wanted to keep the spreadsheets updated correct. Durrr even I can see that. Smart move, idiots.

you just outed yourselves.

June 1, 2011 8:21 AM

What's the new name? Kraft Cheese?

Anonymous said...

She changed her name midway through the thread, a reasonable question to ask her, 8:21.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 88 She changed her name midway through the thread, a reasonable question to ask her, 8:21.

June 1, 2011 9:37 AM

Don't really care enough to bother lol.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095687

So what was so horrible in the op that she had to delete? And why did she do the right thing and feel so bad about it?

Anonymous said...

she explained further down

Anonymous said...

Because I just know someone here is going to know...
Posted 10:48:53 AM by MizIndependent in NSBR Board
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MizIndependent
Is there another word for synonym?

PeaNut 256623 - April 2006
Posts: 10642 Layouts: 2
Loc: NW Limbo Ave ;)
Posted: 6/1/2011 10:49:02 AM
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...because either you are a mechanic, or your DH is, or your brother, father, cousin, uncle, son, or best friend from high school that you still take your truck to is...

I've got a weird issue with my truck (1992 GMC Suburban). On a cold start it is ROUGH!

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(1992 GMC Suburban) <~~~~There's the problem dumbass!!

Anonymous said...

wasn't she the one complaining about having to pick up a coworker at the air port and she had a hissy because they put a snot rag in the door thing?

Anonymous said...

Does kathgar really think ppl are going to say "You shouldn't have said anything" If you want pats on the back just say "Look at me I helped someone."

Anonymous said...

Maybe she thought it was a bad idea because of privacy which most of them don't understand anyway.

Anonymous said...

Syliva wants Congressman's Weiner's weiner so bad. She probably has that wang in the underwear photo as her computer wallpaper, along with a copy that she puts under her pillow at night.

Anonymous said...

But if the wang turns out to belong to that Patriotusa76 guy, Sylvidiot might have a chance to blow him after all. He's just like her.

Anonymous said...

Cara's pencil initial things are OK but I'm pretty sure some of of gift card would be a better gift.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095624


I need someone to come up with a clever quip for what Johnny Depp is thinking in that photo in the OP.

OK, that whole OP is freaking me out. People in glass houses and all that. NOT that I don't what justice to be served in that case, but really, I have visions that if the peas got a hold of her, they would quite literally take her apart. And before the verdict came in.

SylviaSucksWeiners said...

I was bored and turned the C Anthony trial on today to see what all the fuss was about.

They showed a clip of a herd of pasty, overweight, Walmart-wearing huffalumps racing/waddling to be the first in line to sit in the public seats in the courtroom.

And my first thought was "The peas."

Anonymous said...

I take it that Sylvia has never, ever seen an American Apparel or a Calvin Klein ad?

Her giddyness is...odd.

Anonymous said...

ROFL....100

Anonymous said...

There's a hole in yfrog security: party A can post a picture to party B's account - no password necessary - and yfrog automatically uploads it to Twitter, looking like a tweet from B. It's been replicated and proven.

I'd go post the links, but Sylvia is too stoopid to understand that many words. She needs her info spoon-fed to her in small, Fox-sized soundbites.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 99 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095624


I need someone to come up with a clever quip for what Johnny Depp is thinking in that photo in the OP.

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Money, money, money, it's all about the money.

Anonymous said...

The yfrog security thing is true. The congressman is also a public person and there are cameras everywhere, so hell, someone could have snapped a photo of the dude in a locker room and then uploaded to his account without needing his password.

Also: nobody has or saw a screen cap of the so-called original tweet. 45,000 followers, including many enemies of him and nobody saw this? Something doesn't add up.

Anonymous said...

(1992 GMC Suburban) <~~~~There's the problem dumbass!!

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it's probably paid for dumbass.

Anonymous said...

I would hope it's paid for but that doesn't make it a super great vehicle to own. At that age she could be looking at serious money to keep it running. Plus it's not cheap to keep a monster like that filled with gas.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 99 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095624


I need someone to come up with a clever quip for what Johnny Depp is thinking in that photo in the OP.

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He's thinking where the fuck is security!!!! David Cook has the same problem.

Anonymous said...

107- I cant imagine driving a beast like that unless it was paid for.

Anonymous said...

Sylvidiot is still jawing on wiener.

Anonymous said...

Where I live suburbans are driven primarily by religious families with many children. They have about a dozen of those stick figure people on the back window to show off how well mom's uterus works.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 106 (1992 GMC Suburban) <~~~~There's the problem dumbass!!

888888888888
it's probably paid for dumbass.

June 1, 2011 4:26 PM

Awwww Mizdumbass made it to the board.
Go ahead, claim it isn't *YOU*.
Back to the bucket sweets.

Anonymous said...

Hey now, we had a 1978 Suburban that was cream colored. My dad did something to make it louder than fat man farts when it was coming. It was humiliating, but we called it the Yellow Submarine.

Anonymous said...

lol, 113. There's a good short story there.

blog bitch said...

So annoying... http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095561

"My son, special needs, is in middle school so I wanted to do something a little more grown up than colored pencils or crayons..."

The way she has it written, it sounds like her son's name is "Special Needs", which I guess sort of is, when you think about the way she refers to him. The fact that her son has special needs has nothing to do with the teacher gifts she made.

Anonymous said...

Lmao! That would be such a Pea thing.

"My daughter, Gifted, made the pep squad! Her brother, Peanut Allergy, is very proud of her. But my stepson, Lazy Eye, is sulking about it. What say the Peas?"

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095778

Who is Crankypea? I'm a longtime pea and have NEVER noticed her.

Anonymous said...

LOL 100

blog bitch said...

Love it, 116!

Anonymous said...

FBI = Twitter Police



Welcome to Sylvia's World.

Puckerbutt Pattie said...

Spot on #111.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3095493&pg=2

Wow Seanna actually trusts a pea with her phone number?

Anonymous said...

I take it that Sylvia has never, ever seen an American Apparel or a Calvin Klein ad?

Her giddyness is...odd.

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Syliva is so excited about weiner that she can taste it.

Anonymous said...

111--someone is bitter about the Mormons.

Anonymous said...

Sylvidiot would never understand how the yfrog thing works. Stuff like velcro and magnets frighten and confuse her.

Anonymous said...

No, 124, in my town it is the Southern Baptists who drive suburbans. The Methodists prefer both fewer children and sedans.

Anonymous said...

Velcro & magnets & yfrog = sciencey = 'theory'



Therefore FAKE.

Puckerbutt Pattie said...

Sadly too true #125.

Retardedness aside, I'm getting a strong manic vibe from her.

Anonymous said...

OMG...these fucking losers and their damn Casey Anthony trial. Why would you want to sit there ALL DAMN DAY and watch that stuff?? Why are they so overly invested in this stuff?

Same bunch of goober Peas too. You know they are social retards in real life so they all kiss each other asses at the Pod and act like they are best friends.

Go clean your houses or give your husbands a blow job.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095822

Ok, is this the same son that was scalping iPads? The one that she and the Peas gushed about as being a brilliant example of a perfect snowflake with a golden future, and would solve the financial crisis when he entered the workforce? Looks like Mom left out a few details. Either that or she has more children than I thought.

Anonymous said...

Casey Anthony: soap opera entertainment for the Peas. It's kind of obscene.

Anonymous said...

I watched a bit of the trial (1/2 hour, just curious, don't judge!) yesterday afternoon.

It goes like this: Casey Anthony lies about everything. Imaginary friends, fake jobs, nonexistant babysitters, etc etc. Plus she's a thief and a grifter.

Casey Anthony: psycopathic narcissist who got tired of the millstone around her neck.

Don't need to see anything more. it's all to clear.

Anonymous said...

Ok, is this the same son that was scalping iPads? The one that she and the Peas gushed about as being a brilliant example of a perfect snowflake with a golden future, and would solve the financial crisis when he entered the workforce? Looks like Mom left out a few details. Either that or she has more children than I thought.
June 1, 2011 9:15 PM
That was a different, older son. You can relax now.

Anonymous said...

Ok I know I'm super late to this, but does anyone have a link to the infamous Beadhound thread? I've been seeing the speculation as to what she's reincarnated herself as, but was away from the pod for quite a while and missed the original fiasco.

CandyB00ts said...

Yeah, #134....lemme just pull that outta my ass for you. NOT!!! Use the fucking search function and find it yourself.

Anonymous said...

Wow, that was helpful 135. I did the search on her user name as far back as it would go and it didn't bring up any posts. I thought you Peas were the psychos with the spreadsheets about everything everyone has ever said. FFS.
Candyboots. More like piss in your boots.

Anonymous said...

No, the spreadsheet Queens are at the Pod. We aren't crazy like those psycho bitches. They just like to sit there while calling the bat phones and updating the excel program while telling everyone the blog bitches are the bad ones. Yeah, whatever dumbasses.

Anonymous said...

Well hello Beadhound. Listening to NWA this late at night?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2927630&pg=1

There ya go sweetheart ;)

Anonymous said...

CandyB00ts said... 135 Yeah, #134....lemme just pull that outta my ass for you. NOT!!! Use the fucking search function and find it yourself.

June 1, 2011 11:48 PM

What's up Hostile?

Just me said...

Shut the fuck up with the 'hostile' shit. No, I am not her, but we are all here to have a vent about the pea stupidity and some retard constantly saying " hi hostile" or some other insipid shit like that adds absolutely nothing to the conversation.
Either join bitching about the peas or piss off.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095843

is this a fake post by Steff to drum up some business?

Maybe later there will be an anonymous "Hungry for cookies" thread.

Ima Hostile said...

#140, GET A LIFE, SPREADSHEET MORAN.

THAT IS ALL.

Anonymous said...

Yikes, waxing lasts a 1.5 weeks???
That must be some forest she has there.
My waxing lasts 8-12 weeks.

Anonymous said...

Why is 2peafaithful asking about food yet again? I bet she is already piling on the pounds she lost and will stretch all the tucked skin back out again in no time.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095696

Anonymous said...

Yikes, waxing lasts a 1.5 weeks???
That must be some forest she has there.
My waxing lasts 8-12 weeks.
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You're an abnormality. The average person goes in every 6-8 weeks to get it redone.

Anonymous said...

I thought 2-3 months was normal?

1.5 weeks is definitely abnormal.

Anonymous said...

SMASH BOOK SMASH BOOK SMASH BOOK.

Enough already.

I like scrapbooking and all, but I don't feel the need to carry around a notebook to glue ticket stubs, receipts and brocheres for everything I do. Sounds like a bunch of clutter, in "book" form to be honest.

I would've liked this as a teenager (and I made one when I was like 14. Still have it too), but as an adult? Uh, no.

Anonymous said...

#141, you need to get laid! Or use a dildo at the very least. What ex-hubby didn't pay child support yesterday and you couldn't go get your cheetos from the drugstore?

Anonymous said...

149 - hit a sore spot did it? go back and play with teh stupid over at the pod. You don't belong here, it's a retard free zone.
The silverdogbreath response of "put something in your cunt and the world will be better" only works at the pod.

Anonymous said...

Peasful1 is a bigger handslapper than Kiki. She always has a stick up her ass.

Anonymous said...

151-hi edie!

I love peasful1, she points out the bitchiness in a totally bitchy way.

and no, i am not peasful1.

Anonymous said...

Peasful1 is ok.

Anonymous said...

hello beadhead cunt

Anonymous said...

peasful1 is a bitch, a woman can never win with her. It's all about how men are miss treated and woman are horrible. She can't have women friends because they are soooo mean to her. Her DH is her bestie!!!! She's so in love with him and she feels so sorry because her sons are going to have to marry a woman someday.

Anonymous said...

Just me said... 141 Shut the fuck up with the 'hostile' shit. No, I am not her, but we are all here to have a vent about the pea stupidity and some retard constantly saying " hi hostile" or some other insipid shit like that adds absolutely nothing to the conversation.
Either join bitching about the peas or piss off.

June 2, 2011 2:57 AM

You're now officially welcomed to the blog, bitch. If you act hostile going all postal spewing shit, you get called hostile. Live with it or take your preciousness back to the bucket.

You really can comment without dropping your embarrassing vocabulary. It's okay to do so, really it is.

Anonymous said...

Ima Hostile said... 143 #140, GET A LIFE, SPREADSHEET MORAN.

THAT IS ALL.

June 2, 2011 6:19 AM

Still being all hostile. It's really sad.
Prescription for you: Go take your meds and get back to your bucket.

Oh, and talking to yourself here is way too obvious. Once again, don't claim you didn't, it's painfully apparent when you do it. No one is going to back you up on the shit you said, it was stupid (your original comment if you can't keep up).

Talk to your psycho doc ok?

Anonymous said...

You know what always surprised me about peasful1 was she posted for along time before I realized she had a daughter. She posts about her ds's and dh a lot but very rarely about her dd. I think it would be hard to have a mom that hate's women so much.

Anonymous said...

OMG DO NOT GO TO THAT LINK!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Anonymous said...

#159 needs to be removed Jane

Anonymous said...

I don't go to links anymore after I fell for that blue waffle one. I'll never get that image out of my head, even if I develop Alzheimer's someday.

Anonymous said...

WINNING!

Anonymous said...

#160 I won't go, but can you give me a really un-gross hint about what it is? Just curious.

#162, I fell for blue waffle too. I will never be the same.

Anonymous said...

A picture of Mrs Tyler's engorged titties?

Anonymous said...

MaryMary's bathtub birth goo?

Anonymous said...

Athena's FB profile pic?

Anonymous said...

AN's fat ass?

Anonymous said...

BF's crockpot "beef"?

Anonymous said...

Squillen's roach infested kitchen?

Anonymous said...

Skybar's broken-down single wide?

Anonymous said...

158, I didn't know peasful1 had a daughter! She's always talking about her gifted sons and perfect DH, must've missed anything she's posted about her DD.

Kiki gets a lot of grief for being a handslapper, but peasful1 has her beat I think. Sometimes I don't mind peasful1, but sometimes I roll my eyes at her - she's so predictable to which threads she'll show up and give her usual "women suck" crap.

Anonymous said...

A homemade "drumkit" for a newborn?

Anonymous said...

Goolged it so didn't have to go to the link:

a popular shock site which features a man performing fellatio on himself.

Anonymous said...

stuff you don't want to do to your husband. 'nuff said.

EYE BLEACH NEEDED!!!!

Anonymous said...

peasful1 is a bitch, a woman can never win with her. It's all about how men are miss treated and woman are horrible. She can't have women friends because they are soooo mean to her. Her DH is her bestie!!!! She's so in love with him and she feels so sorry because her sons are going to have to marry a woman someday.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Yeah and lets not forget, Americans suck, too. The rest of the world is so much better.

Anonymous said...

a popular shock site which features a man performing fellatio on himself.

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So it is Athena's FB page.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 177 I forgot about the Amerikan's are selfish morans crap she also spews.

Ima Hostile said...

#157, I must not be talking to myself since YOU seem to respond.every.single.time.

I suggest you take your own advice:
Go take your meds and talk to your psycho doc and get back to your POD on the BUKKIT.

Spread Sheet Moran

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 178 a popular shock site which features a man performing fellatio on himself.

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So it is Athena's FB page

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#178 FTW!

Anonymous said...

Ima Hostile said... 180 #157, I must not be talking to myself since YOU seem to respond.every.single.time.

I suggest you take your own advice:
Go take your meds and talk to your psycho doc and get back to your POD on the BUKKIT.

Spread Sheet Moran

June 2, 2011 10:50 AM

Every single time? *YOU* responded like 5 times and I come in here today and it's *SO* obvious you talk to yourself.

Take a break sweety and stop trying to make a point to an anonymous board.

Others see your brand of crazy and it's unbecoming. Back to the bucket toots.

Anonymous said...

OMG This kind of stupid really should be painful. Come bitch it isn't rocket surgery!!!

"Sorry if I confused you I usually dont post. I dont really know how to make paragraphs."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094522

Anonymous said...

#177 - so true. I'm not sure why they just don't live in Canada or Hong Kong.

Anonymous said...

#184 because here is where the money is.

Anonymous said...

Yes 185 I know she likes to brag on the fact that they pay more in taxes and get bonuses bigger then most peoples salaries.

Anonymous said...

"they" being her bread-winning dh.8

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095935

Seriously gulfcoastgirl??? who cares!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095866

Really? Would you want lace from you mil's dress for your wedding day? Especially if it came from a smokers house and was yellow and smelly?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095866

Really? Would you want lace from you mil's dress for your wedding day? Especially if it came from a smokers house and was yellow and smelly?

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Maybe she can make her son some magickal mormon underwear. If it's yellow, at least the skid marks wouldn't show up too much.

Anonymous said...

The yellow smelly dress needs to go in the trash.

Anonymous said...

Why is 2peafaithful asking about food yet again? I bet she is already piling on the pounds she lost and will stretch all the tucked skin back out again in no time.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095696
************************************

Crap like this pisses me off. 2peafaithful was spouting off on a food thread about how she is a 'food snob' and proud of it, and how they only eat clean, whole food and they don't eat any crap food. So now costco pre-packaged pasta bags are clean, whole food? Don't think so. I really don't care how people eat, but to act all superior on one thread, then say the opposite on a different thread really pisses me off. I used to really like her, too, but not so much anymore.

Anonymous said...

I don't think anything she listed is low calorie either.

Anonymous said...

I really don't care what people eat, but the sanctimonious "I'm so much better than you" attitude she had on the other thread really got to me, then on this thread she is all about prepackaged food full of crap! I agree, some brands do taste good, but you can't really think they are healthy and not full of crap, right? The superior attitude really does not look good on her...

Anonymous said...

2PeasDogBrain has always been a part of the sanctimonious "better than thou" crowd.

Anonymous said...

a popular shock site which features a man performing fellatio on himself.

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So it is Athena's FB page.

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BWAHA!!

Anonymous said...

Remember she was "all giddy with excitement" when someone brought over funeral sandwiches after she had her boobs lifted off the floor.

Anonymous said...

She is a closet eater for sweet buttery Jeebus.

Anonymous said...

No, no....Athena's page has the man performing auto-fellatio while sticking a pineapple up his butt for the cum shot! Get it right bitches.

bluewaffle said...

How you doin'??
How blue is your waffle?

Anonymous said...

What an asinine question... yes, meetings in Mormonland require formal attire. The nature of the meeting has nothing to do with it, just the religious culture of the region.

idiot

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3095965

Jane Doe said...

New Space is up.

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