Might want to read up on your precious saintly Reaganesque Patriotusa76. Briebarts throwing him to the wolves. When will these tards (I'm looking at you Peabrain Sylvia) learn?
I'm scanning through the beadhound thread...and squillen was even pimping her gross cookies on that thread!! She said she would send a dozen of her sugar cookies to whomever outed a certain pea. Way to work that in there squillen...it was about a month before Christmas, just in time to drum up some business for her dumb cookie box!
I bought some. Her cookies were either nothing special (rice crispy treats, c'mon) or downright gross (too much lard). She tried packaging them pretty - just to make the box look fuller.
I was actually thinking about purchasing the 4th of July box...until I saw the pics of what people got for the Easter box. It looked kid-like and gross. My kids and I could spend an afternoon making cookies and end up with a better product for much less. I don't get all the people that rave about them...
Anonymous said... 10 I was actually thinking about purchasing the 4th of July box...until I saw the pics of what people got for the Easter box. It looked kid-like and gross. My kids and I could spend an afternoon making cookies and end up with a better product for much less. I don't get all the people that rave about them...
June 2, 2011 4:33 PM She probably has a little sweat shop going.
Can someone explain #12? Why is sylvia so enamored with a pic of grey underwear with what could be a boner? If it is a boner, the guy isn't even that big...I think I'm lost...
It's probably because Saliva hasn't had sex in a long long time, and when it happens, all lights are off and eyes are tightly closed. So a vanilla pic of a dude wearing undies gives her both the vapors and endless pearl-clutching opportunities.
It's probably because Saliva hasn't had sex in a long long time, and when it happens, all lights are off and eyes are tightly closed. So a vanilla pic of a dude wearing undies gives her both the vapors and endless pearl-clutching opportunities.
29-i am pretty sure you are thinking of someone else. i don't think the dust between lauren's legs has been blow out for decades. she is probably a born again virgin. she has NEVER talked about a man, dating or gettin' busy. i think she is a lesbian anyway.
I have a lesbian daughter she is in no way like Lauren. I'm trying not to be irritated by your comment 31 but I am. Are all lesbians big fat drunk losers to you? My dd is a happy sweet woman who would never act like Lauren so fuck you 31.
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PeaNut 65272 - January 2003 Posts: 11635 Layouts: 0 Loc: In my own little world Posted: 6/3/2011 10:26:08 AM ------------------ It doesn't have to be a huge touristy place. In fact, I'd prefer it not be a huge touristy place.
I have a lesbian daughter she is in no way like Lauren. I'm trying not to be irritated by your comment 31 but I am. Are all lesbians big fat drunk losers to you? My dd is a happy sweet woman who would never act like Lauren so fuck you 31. June 3, 2011 8:41 AM ^^^^ Defensive much??
No one ever said or even implied that all lesbians are "big, fat drunk losers"
No shit #36. 32 needs to unclench and remove the big ole stick from her ass. Just like all heteros aren't cute, skinny and like pink, all lesbians are not big, fat, drunk losers but guess what??? SOME OF THEM ARE!!!
I hope none of you ever have to find out your child is gay, it sucks listening to all the slams about them. Don't like a big fat drunk call her gay. Think a man isn't tough enough call him a fag.
I have a lesbian daughter she is in no way like Lauren. I'm trying not to be irritated by your comment 31 but I am. Are all lesbians big fat drunk losers to you? My dd is a happy sweet woman who would never act like Lauren so fuck you 31.
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Yes, just as here are big fat drunk straight losers, there are big fat drunk gay losers - oftentimes ones who self-deny their true sexuality due to societal or religous pressure.
Nobody was slamming your dd or comparing her to L'Urine. We're not THAT cruel. ;)
I know 39 it just gets old to hear things like "I bet Lauren is a lesbian" When I think of Lauren I think of an evil vile unhappy woman. Nothing in that says gay. I guess I just had a little bit of a snap there. Kind of how parents of special needs kids don't like the word retard. Some days it just bugs you more then others.
rumplesnat is a pedophile in training. "Perhaps it's the fact that it's a classmate of my own child that I'm more on alert about it, but I still stand my ground and have absolutely zero qualms about looking at the profiles of my child's friends. "
I doubt she's a pedophile in training but what a freak show she is. Her kid doesn't have facebook but she looks at the other kids facebook pages? Talk about to much time on her hands. Maybe she should get a job. She's a perfect example of an over protective helicopter mom. Her kid will be the one that cracks under that type of pressure.
Being a lesbian is not the same as being a virgin. I have many lesbian friends and guess what, they all have sex way more than most of the hetero married peas. No one needs to blow dust out of a lesbian twat just cuz shes lesbian. Two things are NOT the same. Jeebus.
ETA: WOW! I can't believe how many of you are being so casual about this and telling me to mind my own business! I would not be shocked in the least if this child belonged to one of you, considering how much you're down playing it! I'm not overreacting. I didn't call the police or the bomb squad or even the superintendent of the schools! This is a 5th grade child who posted a cartoon making a joke out of shooting someone at school who was giving them problems! If that doesn't disturb you, then YOU are in the wrong. I asked "WWYD?" You can say "call the school", "leave it alone", "tell her parents", etc. but to actually suggest that this is behavior to be expected of kids and saying that being concerned about it is overreacting just makes me . No wonder the world is in such turmoil.
In regards to the suburban housefraus that are all GOBSMACKED over their drooling 24/7 at the Casey Anthony trial, I just have to pose a question for the group.
If the murdered child had been a poor black child from the projects with a crackhead, whore for a mother, instead of the sweet, cute, little adorable white child from middle class suburbia, would all those whitey, middle class, suburban, croc wearing, Vera Bradley buying hags be watching the trial all fucking day long and posting about it endlessly???
I went into one of those threads and it is the same bitches in there pontificating on every single fucking thing that is said, done or farted. If I EVER get that invested in something that has NOTHING to do with my own fucking life, shoot me now!
It doesn't matter if it is Survivor, Big Brother, Greys Anatomy or Spongebob Squarepants, when those pitbulls get a lock on, they don't let the fuck go for nothing, well, except for maybe one of Squillen's lard laden cookies.
oh ya, the casey anthony trial thing is scary in what it says about your typical white trash matron. I'm certain you have a point about the race factor too.
What really strikes me, is I get this Salem Witch trials feel from all the prurient interest in all the little details, and the demonization of the mother.
Look, I'm certain too, that she did it. But I feel like, thank the stars we have due process and rule of law and all that. Coz these bitches give me the feeling they would sooner forget all that procedure shit, and just drag her into the street and beat her to death with their Vera Bradley bags and Oxo toilet brushes.
So, who remembers sanctimonious old Fern? How many times did she take and fail the bar exam? Well, shit on a shingle, Fern didn't need that law degree after all! She is now a "famous and award winning container gardener" and she has the blog to prove it!! Yee-doggy! Guess what kiddies, she is writing a book about dirt and seeds too.
RE: Casey Anthony trial. As someone who has had dealings with the case, those women make me sick. I've wanted to correct BF a million times about her so-called knowledge of the case and the law (I mean, anyone can be an armchair lawyer, right?), but it's just not worth it. Those women eat up what she says like it's the best damn chocolate cake they ever got their hands on.
If the murdered child had been a poor black child from the projects with a crackhead, whore for a mother --------------------- I would think in that case the child is better off:/
Nice 64, you must one of the middle-class, white, housefraus on the Caley Anthony threads. So, if a kid is black, poor and being raised by crackheads, murder is a good solution? Yeah, you are exactly what that poster was talking about.
If the murdered child had been a poor black child from the projects with a crackhead, whore for a mother --------------------- I would think in that case the child is better off:/
If the murdered child had been a poor black child from the projects with a crackhead, whore for a mother --------------------- I would think in that case the child is better off:/
============== I have been a social worker for 17 years in a very low income area. The horrors I have seen would make you weep. I wouldn't wish a child dead, I just think it is so unfortunate that some of these kids are born into such awful situations, situations they did not ask for and do not deserve. Better off not being born? Many times, yes.
Kiki: I have been guilty of that and I always feel like such a schumtz when I'm busted. ======== Schumtz? are we just making up words now? Even if she meant schmutz - that means piece of dirt, so no better really.
Kiki not only fell out of the stupid tree, she got hit by every fucking branch on the way down.
It's OK for you to call Lauren fat, drunk, stupid looser etc But please be careful what you say about my lesbian daughter. Jeez. ****** YEP, typical, why is it ok for for everyone to call Lauren a drunk but when pretty little Kadyn ADMITS it nobody says a word? Blog BITCHES.
Well, probably because Kadyn isn't a first class bitch who spins outta control every couple of months. She didn't take her drug induced or liquor induced rage out on a board full of innocent people. Lauren is a bitch and a cunt, sober or wasted. It is like comparing apples and oranges.
RE: Casey Anthony trial. As someone who has had dealings with the case, those women make me sick. I've wanted to correct BF a million times about her so-called knowledge of the case and the law (I mean, anyone can be an armchair lawyer, right?), but it's just not worth it. Those women eat up what she says like it's the best damn chocolate cake they ever got their hands on. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ angievp? Is that you?
Cara is in desperate need of a makeover. Orange hair and bright shiny orange lips are never a good look, especially on someone her age. She looks way older than 48 and is way too old to have that long hairstyle.
I don't think a makeover could fix that droopy eye though. Or that shitty personality.
Ha. I don't know Lauren at all. I posted my story so that if anyone needs help, they might feel comfortable reaching out to me. I know that, for me, asking for help was a huge obstacle. Going to rehab isn't the worst thing I've ever done, it is the best.
~Kadyn (she who reads the blog to find the good threads)
So, who remembers sanctimonious old Fern? How many times did she take and fail the bar exam? Well, shit on a shingle, Fern didn't need that law degree after all! She is now a "famous and award winning container gardener" and she has the blog to prove it!! Yee-doggy! Guess what kiddies, she is writing a book about dirt and seeds too.
Cara is in desperate need of a makeover. Orange hair and bright shiny orange lips are never a good look, especially on someone her age. She looks way older than 48 and is way too old to have that long hairstyle.
I don't think a makeover could fix that droopy eye though. Or that shitty personality.
I can't believe that the peas are still too stupid to work out Pinterest. It's been months and every day there are still posts asking how to use it. If you haven't been able to work out how to click a button and save a photo by now, then you never will.
Anonymous said... 105 So who copied and pasted some blog comments onto 2P? The user name is sPEAkup. It's funny to see the exact same comments cross over.
June 4, 2011 10:54 AM 8888888888 It wasn't funny. It was already mentioned here by you once *sPEAkup*. Lame attempt at trolling.
Cara is in desperate need of a makeover. Orange hair and bright shiny orange lips are never a good look, especially on someone her age. She looks way older than 48 and is way too old to have that long hairstyle.
I don't think a makeover could fix that droopy eye though. Or that shitty personality.
June 4, 2011 8:23 AM
Jealousy. Not your friend.
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Why the fuck would I or anyone else be jealous of Cara? She is an epic fail version of Crystal Carrington on Dynasty except way fuglier and more orange. She has that damn ugly lazy eye, a kid named "Special Needs" (yes that is what she calls him), just graduated from a college I have never heard of, is old, a bitch, and doesn't have as much money as she would like everyone to think, since she has to go back to work because her DH is retiring and they won't have any benefits when he does.
The way she was always going on and on about her college experience, I really thought she was in a graduate school or something. It never occurred to me that she was getting an AS at a community college.
I think furthering your education is always a good thing, but an "upper middle class" 48 year old woman to be bragging about getting a degree from a community college strikes me as a bit odd...I think Cara is far from the pampered princess she wants us to believe she is.
Yeah, I was surprised to hear that Cara's hubster won't have benefits when he retires. Does he own his own business or work for another company? My dad retired in his mid 50's with full benefits for he and my mom.
I think Cara got a two year degree from a local community college. I agree that she looks way older than 48. She really needs to realize that the 80's are *over* and move on so she can stop looking like that-over-processed to the max. She needs to tone down the bottle blonde and unfortunate makeup selections.
But, she won't, because she must think she looks *good* :::shudder::::
I agree #112. I think this is the first time she has ever gone to college. If she truly was "upper middle class" one of her friends would have told her she looks like a tired old 80's throwback floozy and she would have gotten her ass to the salon.
I think furthering your education is always a good thing, but an "upper middle class" 48 year old woman to be bragging about getting a degree from a community college strikes me as a bit odd...I think Cara is far from the pampered princess she wants us to believe she is. ^^^^^ I have to agree. The way she went on and on about how grueling it was, I thought she must be in graduate school. I was pretty shocked to see all the brouhaha was over an Associate's degree. Makes me wonder if she's going to be able to handle a Bachelor's degree or beyond.
And that remark about her DH and no benefits has me thinking they're just another pair who have been living WAY above their means, and the inevitable crash is looming.
Ah BF, figured you would pop up and defend your self since you *know* that blog post was directed at you. What a twat. Don't you some coupons to get and a Weight Watchers meeting to go to?
You can lose 300lbs but you are still a fucking bitch. Make sure you save up for a boob lift cause you look like a saggy cow. Your sister is really cute and has better taste in clothes. I guess you were considered the *unfortunate* sister of the family?
I don't give a shit what they say about Lauren, but I don't get the Cara bashing at all. Whoopdedoo, she's older and her hair might be too blonde. BFD.
Cara is in desperate need of a makeover. Orange hair and bright shiny orange lips are never a good look, especially on someone her age. She looks way older than 48 and is way too old to have that long hairstyle.
I don't think a makeover could fix that droopy eye though. Or that shitty personality.
June 4, 2011 8:23 AM
Jealousy. Not your friend.
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Why the fuck would I or anyone else be jealous of Cara? She is an epic fail version of Crystal Carrington on Dynasty except way fuglier and more orange. She has that damn ugly lazy eye, a kid named "Special Needs" (yes that is what she calls him), just graduated from a college I have never heard of, is old, a bitch, and doesn't have as much money as she would like everyone to think, since she has to go back to work because her DH is retiring and they won't have any benefits when he does.
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Cara went to be a sign language interpreter, I highly doubt that they offer that in a school *YOU* have heard of.
oh wow #129, what a comeback, did it take you all day to come up with that? if you don't like the smacks, get the fuck out. you are contributing anything worthwhile anyway.
132-U R stoopid. no one with a lick of sense is going to use that fucking link. i see beadhound in it. what exactly are you trying to prove besides that fact you are a moran?
Anonymous said... 136 #132, who is that a picture of?
June 4, 2011 7:50 PM Anonymous said... 137 132-U R stoopid. no one with a lick of sense is going to use that fucking link. i see beadhound in it. what exactly are you trying to prove besides that fact you are a moran?
June 4, 2011 7:53 PM
Not sure if you are or aren't trying to say that is Beadhound's pic that comes up but that is NOT Beadhound's pic. Not sure who it is but it is definitely not beadhound.
It is, however, the infamous beadhoundgoindown thread.
Why do the former fatties like L'Urine always go for the sleeveless dress? At her age, those flabby arms don't shrink back, and every time she moves they'll be flapping around in the breeze. The biggest loser women do it too. You may be thinner, but the loose flesh is still hanging there and jiggling. If you really want to look good you need to cover that stuff up.
ITA. Her dress choice is horrible. I detest Lauren but I do think losing 80 pounds is great for WHOEVER it is. But that doesn't mean you are now a 110 pound skinny girl in her 20s! Dress for your body and you'll look 100 times better. Her sister's dress in that pic is awesome and body/age appropriate and she looks great. When I look at Lauren in the pic my eye goes right to those arms and shoulders because of the dress she picked.
Anonymous said... 144 138-you are another moran. did you happen to look at the dates of that lawsuit you fucking idiot? it was back in 1971. nice try fucktard
June 4, 2011 8:12 PM
"You fucking idiot"? Really? So, you're either Angela or just plain Hostile. "Fucktard"? Really? School is definitely out or something.
I posted the link. Sorry I didn't have time to drool over it and read it all. In MY post I said "I GUESS" she... (see how that works? I didn't state it as fact). So, scream names and all that but READ the post and then the link.
I scrolled down and read some of the testimony which I thought was funny so I posted it.
Next time, for your benefit, I'll take 3 hours to read all the bullshit first, not.
I, for one, am not impressed with your fuck fuck fuckety fuck vocabulary. It's embarrassing for you!
Here's the lame flickr pics. Some are ones she took for her business (or friends? whatever, wouldn't want to be wrong and be called a fucktard now would I? LMAO @ that shit!!)
She looks so lame still and thinks she's everyone's dream come true. Gross. Second page St. Patricks Day pic is horrid!
Way to set women back 50 years. OMG I'm having my period I can't possibly be expected to sit and listen to people talking and only be able to get up every hour and a half or so!!!
She's probably in perimenopause and for me, that wouldn't be enough of a break. You bitches obviously have no idea how that is going through the change. Having your period then can be a nightmare, and if all she's thinking is "am I leaking?", it's not going to help. So cut her a break.
I was just going to say the same thing as 7:31. I'm in perimenopause myself and my periods have suddenly gotten really heavy, so it's a constant worry for me throughout the day. Going two hours would be way too long for me to not have a chance to change on my heaviest days. I go through a super every 45 minutes or so.
Could somebody please post a link to the Beadhound thread and explain what the whole deal was? Heard about it, haven't been around long enough. Thanks.
She's probably in perimenopause and for me, that wouldn't be enough of a break. You bitches obviously have no idea how that is going through the change. Having your period then can be a nightmare, and if all she's thinking is "am I leaking?", it's not going to help. So cut her a break.
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ITA. I've had bad endometriosis and my heavy days were scary. I can't slag Chlerbie for her situation. She's not trying to get out of it, either.
Anyone wanna guess who the bitch is that flies into a rage when her DH wanks one off? Gotta love the answer from DoDogsHaveBrains. I bet her DH has to drive down the corner to the gas station bathroom to wank off.
Now, if the OP's DH came at her every time he needed to release some tension, she would bitch that her DH is a sex maniac. I would rather my DH visit Rosy Palm that bug the fuck outta me every time he needed to get off. It isn't like the stupid bitch gets turned down in favor of a wank in the shower.
CandyBoots: Read that one and LMFAO. Hell they have 5 kids and she wants to fuck? I would be running the other way! Something in the way she wrote how she "flew into a rage" about it makes me think someone is looking to OOPS the walking wallet and breed up another one. He should sneak off on a boys weekend and get the BIG SNIP and then tell her and I bet she never goes near him again. Fucking Pea Breeders.
Lowrent's family can't get out of the house in the morning without a three hour make up session. The amount of money those women spend on hair dye, makeup and clothes would equal the budget of a small country. I look my age and I'm proud of every wrinkle and gray hair. My family means more to me than spending money and time on my body. No one is going to mistake them for a 20 year old. When we die no one is going to wish they had spent more time doing their eyebrows.
169-there is nothing wrong with keeping yourself up. You don't have to be like BurningTwat and go granny grey or stop plucking and waxing so you look like Grizzly Adams.
Lauren's family look like typical overdone New Yawkers. Too much hair dye, makeup, cheap jewelry, and dresses from the local mall. She can't help it, those are her people.
Anonymous said... 174 I like amarvels pictures, the self portraits look like fun. Good for her. AND I'm **NOT** Angela.
June 5, 2011 11:16 AM
I think they look like fun too. ...But... it seems like something a teen would have fun doing, which she is not but tries to hang on to. Also, if you've seen her pics in the past and knew her *attitude* (not like a horrible attitude but her *all about me* attitude*) then you'd realize it just looks *bad*.
Does 2peasfaithful really believe this bullshit she wrote? ==============================================
This isn't normal. Your dh has a wife that his intimacy is to be shared with. This is a marriage issue and you need counseling and help together. It doesn't mean your marriage is a mess it means you have an issue you aren't on the same page with. That can be worked through. Hopefully our dh cares about your perspective. ========================================== I realize she is the one that doesn't think Dogs have brains but that is the MOST BRAINLESS comment I have ever seen.
dogbrains is brainwashed by her fundie, push woman down, men do have the brains church. they make men feel like shit for wacking off so they are forced to expect their wives to bow down and submit every time they want to get off. you can't blame dog brains, she is a product of her fundie whack a doodle environment.
Angela Marvel needs to stop taking pictures of herself and clean her damn house. She lived in filth and her kids always had saggy ass, full of piss diapers. She and her ginger,hambeast husband are pigs.
amarvel is an idiot. they are so broke and way behind on bills, (I think there was even talk of bankruptcy), but she is spending her time taking pictures of herself every day? These are not just quick snapshots - she has freaking props ffs. How much did she spend on each holiday's props? And she is way too old to be so self-absorbed. Get a pt job, take care of your kids, have a yard sale to make some money to pay your bills angela. sell your precious camera and get a lesser one. wake up and smell the coffee. when you lose your house no one's going to say "well, at least she has 365 wacky pictures of herself".
Anonymous said... 182 it's a weekly thing, not every day. Her house doesn't look messy to me, I think she is kind of cute. No idea about her personality - don't care.
June 5, 2011 2:08 PM
She previously had a huge blog of filthy house pics. The pics your see are *NOT* of her house probably. Also, *MOST* of those pics are for her business and not even her.
Nice try there with defense of Angela and all, but none of us buy it. She is a slob, doesn't change her kids diapers and spend more time on taking pics of herself in her underwear than she does cleaning her house. We have all seen the mess so stop trying to defend her. Either you ARE Angela or you are an idiot.
======================================= I think that is a red herring, it is really who has a husband that works night and who wants to get preggers again to keep from going back to work.
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I deleted the offensive link from the previous thread...you're welcome.
Jane Doe = John Hodgman ;)
PS: L'urine, that was a joke. John Hodgman doesn't run The Blog.
Syliva's going to be mouthing Weiner for weeks. And now Skybar is salivating to get in on the action.
Slyvia is now leaking santorum over the whole weiner thing.
WTF, what was the offending link?
That looser guy creeps me out. Plus, he's obviously a terrible speller. I assume he intended to name himsrlf 'loser'.
Hey Sylviaisanidiot:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/dan-wolfe-anthony-weiner-weinergate-632095
Might want to read up on your precious saintly Reaganesque Patriotusa76. Briebarts throwing him to the wolves. When will these tards (I'm looking at you Peabrain Sylvia) learn?
I'm scanning through the beadhound thread...and squillen was even pimping her gross cookies on that thread!! She said she would send a dozen of her sugar cookies to whomever outed a certain pea. Way to work that in there squillen...it was about a month before Christmas, just in time to drum up some business for her dumb cookie box!
I bought some. Her cookies were either nothing special (rice crispy treats, c'mon) or downright gross (too much lard). She tried packaging them pretty - just to make the box look fuller.
Total waste of $50.
I was actually thinking about purchasing the 4th of July box...until I saw the pics of what people got for the Easter box. It looked kid-like and gross. My kids and I could spend an afternoon making cookies and end up with a better product for much less. I don't get all the people that rave about them...
Me neither. Nothing in those boxes looked remotely worth 50.00 bucks. My local grocery store bakery has better looking stuff and way cheaper.
Slyvia is now leaking santorum over the whole weiner thing.
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If she's not careful, the weiner thing will explode all over her.
I'm betting it will.
Anonymous said... 10 I was actually thinking about purchasing the 4th of July box...until I saw the pics of what people got for the Easter box. It looked kid-like and gross. My kids and I could spend an afternoon making cookies and end up with a better product for much less. I don't get all the people that rave about them...
June 2, 2011 4:33 PM
She probably has a little sweat shop going.
June 2, 2011 4:33 PM
She probably has a little sweat shop going.
eewww...sweaty cookies!
Can someone explain #12? Why is sylvia so enamored with a pic of grey underwear with what could be a boner? If it is a boner, the guy isn't even that big...I think I'm lost...
I'm almost afraid to ask but what is at the bluewaffle.com site?
It's probably because Saliva hasn't had sex in a long long time, and when it happens, all lights are off and eyes are tightly closed. So a vanilla pic of a dude wearing undies gives her both the vapors and endless pearl-clutching opportunities.
Skybar's just angry because decent people don't get erections, ever.
blue waffle is a diseased vagina. don't go there unless you want to be scarred for life.
It's probably because Saliva hasn't had sex in a long long time, and when it happens, all lights are off and eyes are tightly closed. So a vanilla pic of a dude wearing undies gives her both the vapors and endless pearl-clutching opportunities.
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Seriously it looks like an A & Fitch ad.
I wonder when was the last time Skybar saw an erection IRL?
My bet is 1991.
Has anyone put in their order for the 4 of July box of crap...I mean box of cookies yet?
#22 I'm going with 1979.
I miss Kimberly Dobbs
A trainer at my gym had to break up a fight between two naked men yesterday.
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I want to know who won!
That was actually a pretty funny thread.
I'll bet Lowrent hasn't see or touched a dick in at least a decade. Or two.
About #28's comment. If memory serve me right, she posted a few years back about a pregnancy scare. Or am I thinking of someone else?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3096085
Crocs are the ugliest fecking shoes in the world, your cat is doing you a favour.
29-i am pretty sure you are thinking of someone else. i don't think the dust between lauren's legs has been blow out for decades. she is probably a born again virgin. she has NEVER talked about a man, dating or gettin' busy. i think she is a lesbian anyway.
I have a lesbian daughter she is in no way like Lauren. I'm trying not to be irritated by your comment 31 but I am. Are all lesbians big fat drunk losers to you? My dd is a happy sweet woman who would never act like Lauren so fuck you 31.
Hey I love my Ugly Crocs!
Where is a good place to go in PA on the Atlantic coast?
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L'Urine seems like a closeted, self-loathing homosexual who routinely bashes teh gay.
I have a lesbian daughter she is in no way like Lauren. I'm trying not to be irritated by your comment 31 but I am. Are all lesbians big fat drunk losers to you? My dd is a happy sweet woman who would never act like Lauren so fuck you 31.
June 3, 2011 8:41 AM
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Defensive much??
No one ever said or even implied that all lesbians are "big, fat drunk losers"
No shit #36. 32 needs to unclench and remove the big ole stick from her ass. Just like all heteros aren't cute, skinny and like pink, all lesbians are not big, fat, drunk losers but guess what??? SOME OF THEM ARE!!!
I hope none of you ever have to find out your child is gay, it sucks listening to all the slams about them. Don't like a big fat drunk call her gay. Think a man isn't tough enough call him a fag.
I have a lesbian daughter she is in no way like Lauren. I'm trying not to be irritated by your comment 31 but I am. Are all lesbians big fat drunk losers to you? My dd is a happy sweet woman who would never act like Lauren so fuck you 31.
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Yes, just as here are big fat drunk straight losers, there are big fat drunk gay losers - oftentimes ones who self-deny their true sexuality due to societal or religous pressure.
Nobody was slamming your dd or comparing her to L'Urine. We're not THAT cruel. ;)
I know 39 it just gets old to hear things like "I bet Lauren is a lesbian" When I think of Lauren I think of an evil vile unhappy woman. Nothing in that says gay. I guess I just had a little bit of a snap there. Kind of how parents of special needs kids don't like the word retard. Some days it just bugs you more then others.
I think the point isn't that being a fat loser drunk makes her gay, but that being closeted all these years makes her a miserable, fat loser drunk.
Is there a scrap celeb smack blog out there anywhere? (I know, no one scraps anymore.) I'm just wondering.
((hugs)) 40 and ITA 41.
LMAO at the dumbass asking if McD's strawberry lemonade is HFCS-free.
rumplesnat is a pedophile in training.
"Perhaps it's the fact that it's a classmate of my own child that I'm more on alert about it, but I still stand my ground and have absolutely zero qualms about looking at the profiles of my child's friends. "
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3096149&org_post_to_fb=&post_to_fb=
I doubt she's a pedophile in training but what a freak show she is. Her kid doesn't have facebook but she looks at the other kids facebook pages? Talk about to much time on her hands. Maybe she should get a job. She's a perfect example of an over protective helicopter mom. Her kid will be the one that cracks under that type of pressure.
I got the same impression, 32.
Being a lesbian is not the same as being a virgin. I have many lesbian friends and guess what, they all have sex way more than most of the hetero married peas. No one needs to blow dust out of a lesbian twat just cuz shes lesbian. Two things are NOT the same. Jeebus.
Rumplesnot on the thread:
ETA: WOW! I can't believe how many of you are being so casual about this and telling me to mind my own business! I would not be shocked in the least if this child belonged to one of you, considering how much you're down playing it! I'm not overreacting. I didn't call the police or the bomb squad or even the superintendent of the schools! This is a 5th grade child who posted a cartoon making a joke out of shooting someone at school who was giving them problems! If that doesn't disturb you, then YOU are in the wrong. I asked "WWYD?" You can say "call the school", "leave it alone", "tell her parents", etc. but to actually suggest that this is behavior to be expected of kids and saying that being concerned about it is overreacting just makes me . No wonder the world is in such turmoil.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3096034
I'd like to add to this, "get up and get your own damn milk!!".
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3096034
Really that lame ass old joke made the Peas laugh their asses off, snort and lol? They really are lacking a decent sense of humour.
In regards to the suburban housefraus that are all GOBSMACKED over their drooling 24/7 at the Casey Anthony trial, I just have to pose a question for the group.
If the murdered child had been a poor black child from the projects with a crackhead, whore for a mother, instead of the sweet, cute, little adorable white child from middle class suburbia, would all those whitey, middle class, suburban, croc wearing, Vera Bradley buying hags be watching the trial all fucking day long and posting about it endlessly???
I went into one of those threads and it is the same bitches in there pontificating on every single fucking thing that is said, done or farted. If I EVER get that invested in something that has NOTHING to do with my own fucking life, shoot me now!
It doesn't matter if it is Survivor, Big Brother, Greys Anatomy or Spongebob Squarepants, when those pitbulls get a lock on, they don't let the fuck go for nothing, well, except for maybe one of Squillen's lard laden cookies.
50, ...and this blog is loaded with humor? Just bitch, bitch, bitch 24/7.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3096148
Her loved one dies less than a week ago and she's worried she might be depressed because she is still sad about it? Do I have that right?
oh ya, the casey anthony trial thing is scary in what it says about your typical white trash matron. I'm certain you have a point about the race factor too.
What really strikes me, is I get this Salem Witch trials feel from all the prurient interest in all the little details, and the demonization of the mother.
Look, I'm certain too, that she did it. But I feel like, thank the stars we have due process and rule of law and all that. Coz these bitches give me the feeling they would sooner forget all that procedure shit, and just drag her into the street and beat her to death with their Vera Bradley bags and Oxo toilet brushes.
50, ...and this blog is loaded with humor? Just bitch, bitch, bitch 24/7.
June 3, 2011 2:00 PM
The thread I referred to has NO humour yet the Peas claim to be hysterical about it. I've had quite a few good laughs here btw.
yeah, this place is a hotbed for humor. i laugh my ass off daily at the witty things that are posted here.
So, who remembers sanctimonious old Fern? How many times did she take and fail the bar exam? Well, shit on a shingle, Fern didn't need that law degree after all! She is now a "famous and award winning container gardener" and she has the blog to prove it!! Yee-doggy! Guess what kiddies, she is writing a book about dirt and seeds too.
http://lifeonthebalcony.com/about/
RE: Casey Anthony trial. As someone who has had dealings with the case, those women make me sick. I've wanted to correct BF a million times about her so-called knowledge of the case and the law (I mean, anyone can be an armchair lawyer, right?), but it's just not worth it.
Those women eat up what she says like it's the best damn chocolate cake they ever got their hands on.
Actually, Alan, I think Fern's site looks interesting! I really like the pallet-garden idea.
LEAVE BF ALONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEE!
It never pays to try and correct the Queen Peas. They'll never, ever admit to being wrong.
Kimberley Dobbs-get your head outta BF's crotch!!!
I wish Heartcat's keyboard would break.
If the murdered child had been a poor black child from the projects with a crackhead, whore for a mother
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I would think in that case the child is better off:/
Nice 64, you must one of the middle-class, white, housefraus on the Caley Anthony threads. So, if a kid is black, poor and being raised by crackheads, murder is a good solution? Yeah, you are exactly what that poster was talking about.
If the murdered child had been a poor black child from the projects with a crackhead, whore for a mother
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I would think in that case the child is better off:/
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That you Lauren? Wishing a child dead again?
It's OK for you to call Lauren fat, drunk, stupid looser etc
But please be careful what you say about my lesbian daughter. Jeez.
Re: The Pitbull pictures. I didn't know Skybar had a Pitbull when she was a baby!
If the murdered child had been a poor black child from the projects with a crackhead, whore for a mother
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I would think in that case the child is better off:/
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I have been a social worker for 17 years in a very low income area. The horrors I have seen would make you weep. I wouldn't wish a child dead, I just think it is so unfortunate that some of these kids are born into such awful situations, situations they did not ask for and do not deserve. Better off not being born? Many times, yes.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3096173
Kiki:
I have been guilty of that and I always feel like such a schumtz when I'm busted.
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Schumtz? are we just making up words now?
Even if she meant schmutz - that means piece of dirt, so no better really.
Kiki not only fell out of the stupid tree, she got hit by every fucking branch on the way down.
I think she meant shmuck.
...and that was why I said she was stoopid.
shut up beadhead
shut up beavis
more recruits for teh stoopid team I see... there's a couple of chairs free next to Kiki.
I'd tap that 21yr old ass!
Coming from Beavis, that's not exactly a compliment.
It's OK for you to call Lauren fat, drunk, stupid looser etc
But please be careful what you say about my lesbian daughter. Jeez.
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YEP, typical, why is it ok for for everyone to call Lauren a drunk but when pretty little Kadyn ADMITS it nobody says a word? Blog BITCHES.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3095607&pg=2
the double standards here are worse than the buket.
Well, probably because Kadyn isn't a first class bitch who spins outta control every couple of months. She didn't take her drug induced or liquor induced rage out on a board full of innocent people. Lauren is a bitch and a cunt, sober or wasted. It is like comparing apples and oranges.
You must be one of those innocent people, right?
Lauren, shut the fuck up and go finger yourself some more.
That would be like comparing Princess Kate with Shrek.
I'd love to enter the fray, but I need to warn the British with my bells and warning shots that we are free AND armed.
not lauren
Who is Princess Kate?
No-one by that name exists.
It is like comparing apples and oranges.
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We all know who the fruit is.
Princess Kate is a dog w/o a brain. It's true.
Parah Salin said... 83 I'd love to enter the fray, but I need to warn the British with my bells and warning shots that we are free AND armed.
June 3, 2011 8:06 PM
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Let us know when you get to the Statute of Liberty, mkay?
RE: Casey Anthony trial. As someone who has had dealings with the case, those women make me sick. I've wanted to correct BF a million times about her so-called knowledge of the case and the law (I mean, anyone can be an armchair lawyer, right?), but it's just not worth it.
Those women eat up what she says like it's the best damn chocolate cake they ever got their hands on.
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angievp? Is that you?
aeroforce1 said... 84 not lauren
June 3, 2011 8:09 PM
Go find your sissy!
oh sPEAkup - now you've gone and done it. They're going to be coming here in droves again...
I have another name for Lauren besides Lowrent and L'urine. It's Latrine! Has that one been used before? :D
Anonymous said... 91 oh sPEAkup - now you've gone and done it. They're going to be coming here in droves again...
June 3, 2011 10:18 PM
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Dumbest troll yet!
aeroforce1 said... 84 not lauren
June 3, 2011 8:09 PM
Go find your sissy!
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you really think you're bright, don't you
Anonymous said... 94 aeroforce1 said... 84 not lauren
June 3, 2011 8:09 PM
Go find your sissy!
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you really think you're bright, don't you
June 4, 2011 4:58 AM
Did someone hurt your feelings Aerofart?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=10&thread_id=3095920
Don't these bitches realize these folks are homeless. They don't need a bunch of scrapbook crap given to them.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3096229
Cara is in desperate need of a makeover. Orange hair and bright shiny orange lips are never a good look, especially on someone her age. She looks way older than 48 and is way too old to have that long hairstyle.
I don't think a makeover could fix that droopy eye though. Or that shitty personality.
I like Cara. She is very straight forward without being a bitch.
Ha. I don't know Lauren at all.
I posted my story so that if anyone needs help, they might feel comfortable reaching out to me.
I know that, for me, asking for help was a huge obstacle.
Going to rehab isn't the worst thing I've ever done, it is the best.
~Kadyn
(she who reads the blog to find the good threads)
So, who remembers sanctimonious old Fern? How many times did she take and fail the bar exam? Well, shit on a shingle, Fern didn't need that law degree after all! She is now a "famous and award winning container gardener" and she has the blog to prove it!! Yee-doggy! Guess what kiddies, she is writing a book about dirt and seeds too.
http://lifeonthebalcony.com/about/
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Well she had to find SOME way to pay off all those law school loans ;)
Anonymous said... 97 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3096229
Cara is in desperate need of a makeover. Orange hair and bright shiny orange lips are never a good look, especially on someone her age. She looks way older than 48 and is way too old to have that long hairstyle.
I don't think a makeover could fix that droopy eye though. Or that shitty personality.
June 4, 2011 8:23 AM
Jealousy. Not your friend.
I can't believe that the peas are still too stupid to work out Pinterest. It's been months and every day there are still posts asking how to use it.
If you haven't been able to work out how to click a button and save a photo by now, then you never will.
I have no Finterest for Pinterest.
Lauren is a bitch and a cunt, sober or wasted. It is like comparing apples and oranges.
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Yep.
So who copied and pasted some blog comments onto 2P? The user name is sPEAkup. It's funny to see the exact same comments cross over.
Yeah, NOT funny. If we wanted to say it directly to the peas, we'd say it there in the first place. Not here.
I meant it's funny that someone just copied and pasted. Didn't even remove the quote lines.
Anonymous said... 105 So who copied and pasted some blog comments onto 2P? The user name is sPEAkup. It's funny to see the exact same comments cross over.
June 4, 2011 10:54 AM
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It wasn't funny. It was already mentioned here by you once *sPEAkup*. Lame attempt at trolling.
where is warren?
beetlewarrenjuice
beetlewarrenjuice
beetlewarrenjuice
Anonymous said... 97 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3096229
Cara is in desperate need of a makeover. Orange hair and bright shiny orange lips are never a good look, especially on someone her age. She looks way older than 48 and is way too old to have that long hairstyle.
I don't think a makeover could fix that droopy eye though. Or that shitty personality.
June 4, 2011 8:23 AM
Jealousy. Not your friend.
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Why the fuck would I or anyone else be jealous of Cara? She is an epic fail version of Crystal Carrington on Dynasty except way fuglier and more orange. She has that damn ugly lazy eye, a kid named "Special Needs" (yes that is what she calls him), just graduated from a college I have never heard of, is old, a bitch, and doesn't have as much money as she would like everyone to think, since she has to go back to work because her DH is retiring and they won't have any benefits when he does.
The way she was always going on and on about her college experience, I really thought she was in a graduate school or something. It never occurred to me that she was getting an AS at a community college.
I think furthering your education is always a good thing, but an "upper middle class" 48 year old woman to be bragging about getting a degree from a community college strikes me as a bit odd...I think Cara is far from the pampered princess she wants us to believe she is.
Yeah, I was surprised to hear that Cara's hubster won't have benefits when he retires. Does he own his own business or work for another company? My dad retired in his mid 50's with full benefits for he and my mom.
I think Cara got a two year degree from a local community college. I agree that she looks way older than 48. She really needs to realize that the 80's are *over* and move on so she can stop looking like that-over-processed to the max. She needs to tone down the bottle blonde and unfortunate makeup selections.
But, she won't, because she must think she looks *good* :::shudder::::
I agree #112. I think this is the first time she has ever gone to college. If she truly was "upper middle class" one of her friends would have told her she looks like a tired old 80's throwback floozy and she would have gotten her ass to the salon.
Even Keri looks better than Cara.
sPEAkup-you need to shut the fuck up and stop pasting blog entries at the bukkit. Not cool bitch, not cool.
that entry had a nice sprinkling of the f bomb so it will get deleted come Monday and your stupid ass will be banned anyway.
I think furthering your education is always a good thing, but an "upper middle class" 48 year old woman to be bragging about getting a degree from a community college strikes me as a bit odd...I think Cara is far from the pampered princess she wants us to believe she is.
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I have to agree. The way she went on and on about how grueling it was, I thought she must be in graduate school. I was pretty shocked to see all the brouhaha was over an Associate's degree. Makes me wonder if she's going to be able to handle a Bachelor's degree or beyond.
And that remark about her DH and no benefits has me thinking they're just another pair who have been living WAY above their means, and the inevitable crash is looming.
So many liars on this thread, I don't know where to start!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3096252
sPEAkup, you should post our comments about Cara on her graduating thread! pretty please?
Ah BF, figured you would pop up and defend your self since you *know* that blog post was directed at you. What a twat. Don't you some coupons to get and a Weight Watchers meeting to go to?
So typical.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3096388
You can lose 300lbs but you are still a fucking bitch. Make sure you save up for a boob lift cause you look like a saggy cow. Your sister is really cute and has better taste in clothes. I guess you were considered the *unfortunate* sister of the family?
Good God, if that is a pic of Lauren down 80 lbs then she must have been as big as a barn. She still is, it's just a little bit smaller of a barn.
No wonder she is a bitch. I would not be proud of that photo.
Look, I hate Lauren as much as the next pea, but I am not gonna smack her looks.
Or Cara's for that matter.
I don't give a shit what they say about Lauren, but I don't get the Cara bashing at all. Whoopdedoo, she's older and her hair might be too blonde. BFD.
Anonymous said... 111 Anonymous said... 97 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3096229
Cara is in desperate need of a makeover. Orange hair and bright shiny orange lips are never a good look, especially on someone her age. She looks way older than 48 and is way too old to have that long hairstyle.
I don't think a makeover could fix that droopy eye though. Or that shitty personality.
June 4, 2011 8:23 AM
Jealousy. Not your friend.
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Why the fuck would I or anyone else be jealous of Cara? She is an epic fail version of Crystal Carrington on Dynasty except way fuglier and more orange. She has that damn ugly lazy eye, a kid named "Special Needs" (yes that is what she calls him), just graduated from a college I have never heard of, is old, a bitch, and doesn't have as much money as she would like everyone to think, since she has to go back to work because her DH is retiring and they won't have any benefits when he does.
June 4, 2011 1:39 PM
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Cara went to be a sign language interpreter, I highly doubt that they offer that in a school *YOU* have heard of.
As much of a bitch Lauren has been through out the years, she deserves whatever she gets.
I'm not Lauren or Cara but I think they both look just fine for their age.
Go ahead, try to fight with me about it LOL.
Here's the deal. You have your opinion and I have mine.
To Lauren and Cara,
You look just fine and congrats on the degree and weight loss!!
Since when did this become the kinder, gentler blog?
Fuck that.
Lauren and Cara both look like total shit.
I bet if we were to put the pictures side by side, you'd be the one looking like shit.
Just a hunch.
oh wow #129, what a comeback, did it take you all day to come up with that? if you don't like the smacks, get the fuck out. you are contributing anything worthwhile anyway.
*aren't
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/profilePics/121048.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp%3Fcmd%3Ddisplay%26thread_id%3D2927498&usg=__GvlogsGrDtiqIleU1g8El2cbwJs=&h=200&w=191&sz=34&hl=en&start=0&zoom=0&tbnid=skirEoFj7v53xM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=99&ei=8urqTYuxJIaXtwespNWYAQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dbeadhound%2Bpicture%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3DRjO%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1022%26bih%3D625%26tbm%3Disch%26prmd%3Divns&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=503&page=1&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0&tx=60&ty=45&biw=1022&bih=625
oh ffs, wth is that?
Anonymous said... 128 Since when did this become the kinder, gentler blog?
Fuck that.
Lauren and Cara both look like total shit.
June 4, 2011 6:58 PM
It didn't, it says you have your opinion.
You think your way and others will think theirs.
Deal with it.
Anonymous said... 128 Since when did this become the kinder, gentler blog?
Fuck that.
Lauren and Cara both look like total shit.
June 4, 2011 6:58 PM
I bet you look and smell like ass. Post a pic for everyone here to pick apart ( or say they like it ) and then you can say stupid shit.
#132, who is that a picture of?
132-U R stoopid. no one with a lick of sense is going to use that fucking link. i see beadhound in it. what exactly are you trying to prove besides that fact you are a moran?
The cop thread had amarvels post in it. I googled her to be nosey and found her new blog but also found this.
There's testimony from an *employee* who said Angela said she'd take care of her taxes.
Well I guess she didn't and was taken to court over unpaid taxes.
Her flickr is easily found too, she looks ridiculous in Easter outfits and St. Patricks day stuff.
http://vlex.com/vid/fred-marvel-angela-photo-37025937
Anonymous said... 136 #132, who is that a picture of?
June 4, 2011 7:50 PM
Anonymous said... 137 132-U R stoopid. no one with a lick of sense is going to use that fucking link. i see beadhound in it. what exactly are you trying to prove besides that fact you are a moran?
June 4, 2011 7:53 PM
Not sure if you are or aren't trying to say that is Beadhound's pic that comes up but that is NOT Beadhound's pic. Not sure who it is but it is definitely not beadhound.
It is, however, the infamous beadhoundgoindown thread.
One of the threads. The other was started by nanniewebsomeshit.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3096388&pg=1
So this is what a bitchcunt looks like. FUGLY.
Yeah, that's what I was wondering too 139.
That's the thread where the beadhound stuff started, but that is most definitely not a pic of her.
From Lauren's Pic thread, posted by Rhondito:
"You look great! and so much like your daughter! It's uncanny."
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LOL! Is she saying Lauren's sister looks like she could be her DD, or is she saying that she thinks Lauren is the old chick in the blue?
138-you are another moran. did you happen to look at the dates of that lawsuit you fucking idiot? it was back in 1971. nice try fucktard
The cop thread had amarvels post in it. I googled her to be nosey and found her new blog but also found this.
There's testimony from an *employee* who said Angela said she'd take care of her taxes.
Well I guess she didn't and was taken to court over unpaid taxes.
Her flickr is easily found too, she looks ridiculous in Easter outfits and St. Patricks day stuff.
http://vlex.com/vid/fred-marvel-angela-photo-37025937
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Uh, I believe that's from 1966 to 1971.
141 you act like people don't know what lauren looks like.
you really sound so hostile with the lame adjectives.
go find a vocabulary.
Why do the former fatties like L'Urine always go for the sleeveless dress? At her age, those flabby arms don't shrink back, and every time she moves they'll be flapping around in the breeze. The biggest loser women do it too. You may be thinner, but the loose flesh is still hanging there and jiggling. If you really want to look good you need to cover that stuff up.
spot on 147. sleeveless is not your friend when you are hittin' 50 and have jello jiggler arms.
ITA. Her dress choice is horrible. I detest Lauren but I do think losing 80 pounds is great for WHOEVER it is. But that doesn't mean you are now a 110 pound skinny girl in her 20s! Dress for your body and you'll look 100 times better. Her sister's dress in that pic is awesome and body/age appropriate and she looks great. When I look at Lauren in the pic my eye goes right to those arms and shoulders because of the dress she picked.
L'Urine's dress is fug, not flattering for her at all. She is actually prettier than I thought she would be.
She is still a thundercunt, though.
Yo, Lauren! You are probably having multiple o's with all the posts about you.
That's right, *you* don't read the blog;)
Anonymous said... 144 138-you are another moran. did you happen to look at the dates of that lawsuit you fucking idiot? it was back in 1971. nice try fucktard
June 4, 2011 8:12 PM
"You fucking idiot"? Really? So, you're either Angela or just plain Hostile. "Fucktard"? Really? School is definitely out or something.
I posted the link. Sorry I didn't have time to drool over it and read it all. In MY post I said "I GUESS" she... (see how that works? I didn't state it as fact). So, scream names and all that but READ the post and then the link.
I scrolled down and read some of the testimony which I thought was funny so I posted it.
Next time, for your benefit, I'll take 3 hours to read all the bullshit first, not.
I, for one, am not impressed with your fuck fuck fuckety fuck vocabulary. It's embarrassing for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QHiAZMKG5Q
You sound like a kid with your vocabulary!
Anonymous said... 143 From Lauren's Pic thread, posted by Rhondito:
"You look great! and so much like your daughter! It's uncanny."
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LOL! Is she saying Lauren's sister looks like she could be her DD, or is she saying that she thinks Lauren is the old chick in the blue?
June 4, 2011 8:12 PM
Most people have already seen pics of her daughter. I always seemed to miss them I guess so I can't say if there's any comparison.
Rhondito's been around long enough to have seen one.
Poor Rhondito though, can't think about her without laughing about her having met stupidjoe.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/angelamarvel/page2/
Here's the lame flickr pics. Some are ones she took for her business (or friends? whatever, wouldn't want to be wrong and be called a fucktard now would I? LMAO @ that shit!!)
She looks so lame still and thinks she's everyone's dream come true. Gross. Second page St. Patricks Day pic is horrid!
Wow
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3096436
Masturbation is wrong?? Poor peas who think it is.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3096360
I just can't see her wearing these. Where to? An excursion to the grocery coupon heaven?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3096449
You want to be excused from jury duty because you're going to have your f'ing period?
hilarious!
Way to set women back 50 years. OMG I'm having my period I can't possibly be expected to sit and listen to people talking and only be able to get up every hour and a half or so!!!
Angel Marvel is one fuglyuglycunt! And those photos are pretty amateurish.
She's probably in perimenopause and for me, that wouldn't be enough of a break. You bitches obviously have no idea how that is going through the change. Having your period then can be a nightmare, and if all she's thinking is "am I leaking?", it's not going to help. So cut her a break.
I was just going to say the same thing as 7:31. I'm in perimenopause myself and my periods have suddenly gotten really heavy, so it's a constant worry for me throughout the day. Going two hours would be way too long for me to not have a chance to change on my heaviest days. I go through a super every 45 minutes or so.
Could somebody please post a link to the Beadhound thread and explain what the whole deal was? Heard about it, haven't been around long enough. Thanks.
She's probably in perimenopause and for me, that wouldn't be enough of a break. You bitches obviously have no idea how that is going through the change. Having your period then can be a nightmare, and if all she's thinking is "am I leaking?", it's not going to help. So cut her a break.
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ITA. I've had bad endometriosis and my heavy days were scary. I can't slag Chlerbie for her situation. She's not trying to get out of it, either.
Anyone wanna guess who the bitch is that flies into a rage when her DH wanks one off? Gotta love the answer from DoDogsHaveBrains. I bet her DH has to drive down the corner to the gas station bathroom to wank off.
Now, if the OP's DH came at her every time he needed to release some tension, she would bitch that her DH is a sex maniac. I would rather my DH visit Rosy Palm that bug the fuck outta me every time he needed to get off. It isn't like the stupid bitch gets turned down in favor of a wank in the shower.
L'urine, you're still an ugly ass cow. I bet you're the black sheep of your family. Your sister looks 1000xs better than you.
CandyBoots:
Read that one and LMFAO. Hell they have 5 kids and she wants to fuck? I would be running the other way! Something in the way she wrote how she "flew into a rage" about it makes me think someone is looking to OOPS the walking wallet and breed up another one. He should sneak off on a boys weekend and get the BIG SNIP and then tell her and I bet she never goes near him again.
Fucking Pea Breeders.
Lowrent's family can't get out of the house in the morning without a three hour make up session. The amount of money those women spend on hair dye, makeup and clothes would equal the budget of a small country.
I look my age and I'm proud of every wrinkle and gray hair. My family means more to me than spending money and time on my body. No one is going to mistake them for a 20 year old. When we die no one is going to wish they had spent more time doing their eyebrows.
169-there is nothing wrong with keeping yourself up. You don't have to be like BurningTwat and go granny grey or stop plucking and waxing so you look like Grizzly Adams.
Lauren's family look like typical overdone New Yawkers. Too much hair dye, makeup, cheap jewelry, and dresses from the local mall. She can't help it, those are her people.
What's wrong with clothes from the local mall 169? Where the fuck else do you expect people to buy clothes? You're an idiot.
Oh, wait, I'm the idiot-- I meant to address that to 170. But 170 is still also an idiot.
I think lauren looks fattractive at best.
I like amarvels pictures, the self portraits look like fun. Good for her. AND I'm **NOT** Angela.
Anonymous said... 174 I like amarvels pictures, the self portraits look like fun. Good for her. AND I'm **NOT** Angela.
June 5, 2011 11:16 AM
I think they look like fun too. ...But... it seems like something a teen would have fun doing, which she is not but tries to hang on to.
Also, if you've seen her pics in the past and knew her *attitude* (not like a horrible attitude but her *all about me* attitude*) then you'd realize it just looks *bad*.
Not bashing your opinion at all though.
Fucking Hell!
Does 2peasfaithful really believe this bullshit she wrote?
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This isn't normal. Your dh has a wife that his intimacy is to be shared with. This is a marriage issue and you need counseling and help together. It doesn't mean your marriage is a mess it means you have an issue you aren't on the same page with. That can be worked through. Hopefully our dh cares about your perspective.
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I realize she is the one that doesn't think Dogs have brains but that is the MOST BRAINLESS comment I have ever seen.
dogbrains is brainwashed by her fundie, push woman down, men do have the brains church. they make men feel like shit for wacking off so they are forced to expect their wives to bow down and submit every time they want to get off. you can't blame dog brains, she is a product of her fundie whack a doodle environment.
Angela Marvel needs to stop taking pictures of herself and clean her damn house. She lived in filth and her kids always had saggy ass, full of piss diapers. She and her ginger,hambeast husband are pigs.
I agree 174
Thanks for that witty and insightful commentary there number 179.
amarvel is an idiot. they are so broke and way behind on bills, (I think there was even talk of bankruptcy), but she is spending her time taking pictures of herself every day? These are not just quick snapshots - she has freaking props ffs. How much did she spend on each holiday's props? And she is way too old to be so self-absorbed. Get a pt job, take care of your kids, have a yard sale to make some money to pay your bills angela. sell your precious camera and get a lesser one. wake up and smell the coffee. when you lose your house no one's going to say "well, at least she has 365 wacky pictures of herself".
it's a weekly thing, not every day. Her house doesn't look messy to me, I think she is kind of cute. No idea about her personality - don't care.
L'Urine is most unfortunate looking. I shudder to think of how bad she looked 80 lbs. heavier. Her arms and chest area are ginormous.
Anonymous said... 182 it's a weekly thing, not every day. Her house doesn't look messy to me, I think she is kind of cute. No idea about her personality - don't care.
June 5, 2011 2:08 PM
She previously had a huge blog of filthy house pics. The pics your see are *NOT* of her house probably. Also, *MOST* of those pics are for her business and not even her.
Nice try there with defense of Angela and all, but none of us buy it. She is a slob, doesn't change her kids diapers and spend more time on taking pics of herself in her underwear than she does cleaning her house. We have all seen the mess so stop trying to defend her. Either you ARE Angela or you are an idiot.
the prego belly ones are ick!
Sadly angela reminds me of kaylaaime/whatever. Self-centered to the core.
so who do you think 1embarassedlady from the husband wanking thread is? Who has 5 kids on the board? I know there can't be that many.
#188 said: Who has 5 kids on the board?
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I think that is a red herring, it is really who has a husband that works night and who wants to get preggers again to keep from going back to work.
I bet it is Typhus and her "cheatin" husband.
I was wondering how long it would be before peasful1 chimed in to say how she worries for her boys when they marry:
"I swear, I read threads like this and I fear for my boys. Seriously. "
from the my dh unpacked my clothes to add towels to the suitcase thread.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3096408&pg=2
New Space is up. :)
Thanks bead.
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