Thursday, June 30, 2011

space

178 comments:

Athena's Ass Pineapple said...

Is PeanutPattie a fast-cycling manic depressive?

Whatever, she's on a bitch-ride of a roller coaster.

Anonymous said...

Peanut Pattie rides the cotton pony 24/7 most of the time.

Anonymous said...

I never understand it when people say that "marriage is a lot of work" My marriage is easy...did I just get lucky or something? What is so hard about being married?
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Same here. We've had our moments, but thankfully they've been very infrequent and over quickly.

I think the key for us is A) we truly LIKE each other and 2) we're both 'no drama'.

Anonymous said...

giatojcj;c or whatever is going to be the pea that makes me turn off my siggies.

Meeze? Please. Sooooooooo 2009.

Anonymous said...

where's msmariah? can't find any posts under any of her names. hmmm

Anonymous said...

Where's Kimberly Dobbs?

I miss that frothing nutjob.

Anonymous said...

I think marriage is hard if you are uptight, selfish, inflexible, narrow minded and unwilling to deal with change. It is also very hard to be married to a person like this and that is the position of many Pea husbands.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3102234

Check out grrrlsmom's comment. So many snarky thoughts to type, so little time.

Keri's gilt said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3102083

CA peas say they deliberately seek out out-of-state internet companies to avoid paying CA sales tax.

Then they bitch about lost tax revenues if out-of-state internet companies pull out of CA.

Your tax-free Amazon shopping brought zero revenues into CA.

There's no revenue to lose.

Anonymous said...

Why do so many peas let their children their homes?

Set the rules. If the child fails to follow the rule, has bad grades, has attitude, or is disrespectful....then take away their phone, car, computer, toys, going out with friends, movies, etc...) whatever their "currency" is. Simple as that.

Anonymous said...

No, they would rather let them do what they want and them complain about this horrible generation ala Lauren.

You raised that generation, idiots. Maybe you should have done a better job.

Anonymous said...

June 2011. Debbie Bradshaw from DC, known as doland&s on the twopeasinabucket forum recieved a new Round Robin box worth hundreds of dollars. Documented by DC via USPS and herself on " Round Robin ReDo" post in twopeasinabucket swap forum. Contacted by several ladies via email, peamail and facebbok. Refused to reply. Box never mailed.

total estimated loss between these two boxes:$500+

Isn't she a regular NSBR pea?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3102311

She JUST got matched with this birthmom and is ALREADY acting like the adoption was finalized?

Put the breaks on honey, they aren't even YOURS yet! I understand you are excited but seriously don't get too excited as chances are good that birthmom will decide to keep the lovely boy/girl babies after all. I've seen it happen TOO many times....birthmom changes her mind on the day of the baby's birth. Potential adoptive parents crushed.

Anonymous said...

I like PeanutPattie.

Anonymous said...

bostonheart's birthmom sounds weird. No wonder she picked bostonheart to take her baby. Why would you not want to hold your own baby for a minute?

Anonymous said...

bostonheart's birthmom sounds weird. No wonder she picked bostonheart to take her baby. Why would you not want to hold your own baby for a minute?
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Probably because birthmom knows if she holds the bambinos she'll not want to give them up for adoption!

Anonymous said...

No-one will be able to talk any sense into bostonheart for the next few months, and if this adoption does not go through I think she will completely fall apart.
She doesn't prepare herself at all for disappointment.
Wasn't it over a year ago she was intent on having a baby shower because she 'just knew' she would have an adopted baby within a few months?

Anonymous said...

Wasn't it over a year ago she was intent on having a baby shower because she 'just knew' she would have an adopted baby within a few months?
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I think you're right #18

Anonymous said...

Oh yes, dolanD&S is a regular Pea. Where did that clip of info come from?

Anonymous said...

I'm not going to bash Bostonheart. I'm sure this is a very stressful time for her and while she's seemed neurotic on the board, I only wish the best possible outcome. She's probably trying to plan things out to take her mind off of all that is going on.

Anonymous said...

I like PeanutPattie.

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous said...

FFS no-one has bashed her so far, I didn't post anything that I wouldn't say to her if I knew her IRL.
She needs to be cautious and not get carried away, this birthmom has plenty of time to change her mind and this is not a done deal. BH should prepare herself for the possibility of this adoption falling through, but from what I have seen her post at the pod, she won't. She will convince herself that these babies are hers and if something goes wrong she won't be able to deal with it.

Anonymous said...

I bet BH has already been to Babies RUs and started a baby registry!

Anonymous said...

where's msmariah? can't find any posts under any of her names. hmmm
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why even look - just enjoy the silence. freak.

Anonymous said...

14, the breaks? lol put the breaks on.

Were you channeling your inner Annabella? :P

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 25 where's msmariah? can't find any posts under any of her names. hmmm
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why even look - just enjoy the silence. freak.

July 1, 2011 6:51 AM
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Fuck you, twat!

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Psycho stalker!

Anonymous said...

Isn't MsMariah now Pesha or something like that?

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure MsMariah changed her name to Pussy, eeerrrr Pesha

Anonymous said...

Kath must have gotten a release from her asylum for 4th of July weekend.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3102202&org_post_to_fb=&post_to_fb=

I would not subject my kids to those tv shows Fireflyy mentions as good family entertainment.

Anonymous said...

All right, who Beetlejuiced Silverdolphin back into the pod?? I was enjoying the break from being yelled at because I don't smack my kids when they cry or encouraging my 14-year-old to have a baby.

Anonymous said...

I like PeanutPattie.

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I like Pol Pot.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3102344

Posting two empty threads with the title "I should create an anon for" leads people to LOOK FOR an anonymous thread, and defeats the purpose, you moron.

Anonymous said...

Thread isn't empty anymore, it's filled with bleeding assholes

Anonymous said...

OMG no kidding 36 itchy one's to that she admits to scratching. So gross. My God Fraidyscrapper is like a school in the summer, no class, no class at all.

Anonymous said...

Comments like this kill me,

From Rosy Cheeks- "Can you believe she's still single"?

Why yes I can. She'd probably eat her date.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3101932&pg=2

Anonymous said...

38 It's nice to see a happy smiling family but dang they are some big people, it sucks that this country is getting so obese. I'm no skinny young thing anymore but I haven't reached their level either.

So many kids in my son's school are chunky to fat and it's just sad. When I was younger you rarely saw a fat kid, now you rarely see a skinny one.

Anonymous said...

38 - thanks for pointing that out, lol.

I had skipped over that thread.

That is so sad that the family is so fat, especially the kids. Sad

Anonymous said...

It is sad. I ate lots of crap when I was growing up and I was still a bean pole. You have to wonder what in the hell these kids are eating.

Anonymous said...

Thread isn't empty anymore, it's filled with bleeding assholes
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Oh God dont mention that. I am fucking flat on my back
bleeding out my ass. Not fun.

Anonymous said...

I don't think the fatness is just due to what the kids are eating but more because kids just don't go out and play anymore. Most of them are in front of a TV or computer all day.

Anonymous said...

Damn 42 maybe you should ease up on the anal for awhile, won't want to end up with a prolapsed butthole.

Anonymous said...

From Rosy Cheeks- "Can you believe she's still single"?

Why yes I can. She'd probably eat her date.
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Yes, I can. Just because you have a pretty face, guys are looking at the whole package...Fatties don't have boyfriends....plain and simple. I used to be one and never had a steady boyfriend. I lost weight and the attention from males skyrocketed.

Rosycheeks' DD needs to stat page Jenny Craig.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand how people get that BIG?

Once my pants start getting a little tight I know it's time to reign in.

Anonymous said...

They just buy bigger pants.

But it's not their fault...it's a glandular problem!

PUT DOWN THE TWINKIES!

Anonymous said...

Damn 42 maybe you should ease up on the anal for awhile, won't want to end up with a prolapsed butthole.
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Oh how I wish this happened because I was having some sort of fun. I've managed to get ulcers in my gut. Waiting on the biopsy results now.

Anonymous said...

I was as fat as that at one point in my life. You become invisible to men and some women.

She's gotta do what I did, take control of the food she eats and exercise at least one hour + each and every day for the rest of her life. Or her life will be shorter than it should.

Anonymous said...

What is up with the DolanDS shit? What did she actually do? Keep some stuff that she should have sent out in a swap?

Her Facebook status says: need a break - out of here.......

Hmmmm...interesting. She doesn't post much on the NSBR like she used to.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 28 ^^^^ Psycho stalker!

July 1, 2011 7:02 AM

You wish, Mariah!

Anonymous said...

June 2011. Debbie Bradshaw from DC, known as doland&s on the twopeasinabucket forum recieved a new Round Robin box worth hundreds of dollars. Documented by DC via USPS and herself on " Round Robin ReDo" post in twopeasinabucket swap forum. Contacted by several ladies via email, peamail and facebbok. Refused to reply. Box never mailed.

total estimated loss between these two boxes:$500+

Isn't she a regular NSBR pea?

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This person needs to dish more

Anonymous said...

52-yeah, no shit! MORE INFO PLEASE!!!

Anonymous said...

There's this thread that talks about flakes:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=14&thread_id=3101930

Anonymous said...

What are round robin boxes?

Anonymous said...

Here's where it looks the the problems start with dolan:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3070894&pg=4

Anonymous said...

Jesus that's confusing to follow, no wonder it gets messed up

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3102172

Long Ago Barney is a dipshit. Exhibit A ^^

Anonymous said...

58 - Yvonne is an idiot on that thread.

Anonymous said...

That round robin box list is pretty complicated, and given that there's always one of two unreliable Peas, it's a recipe for a clusterfuck.

Looks like Dolan took the goods and ditched everyone.

Anonymous said...

I find it funny that most of the peas I don't care for don't give a shit about testing on animals. Probably because they are heartless bitches.

Anonymous said...

What is in a round robin box??

Anonymous said...

What is in a round robin box??

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A fat bird's pussy.

Anonymous said...

Not surprised at all by that makeup thread. It stands to reason how the Peas that are cunts to other people, also don't give a shit about animals. Yvonne would eat the brains out of a living monkey if she thought that would make her look good, and all the make-up in the world won't help the fugly that is L'urine.

Long Ago Barney was never on my radar. That's changed.

Anonymous said...

Not surprised at all by that makeup thread. It stands to reason how the Peas that are cunts to other people, also don't give a shit about animals. Yvonne would eat the brains out of a living monkey if she thought that would make her look good, and all the make-up in the world won't help the fugly that is L'urine.

Long Ago Barney was never on my radar. That's changed.

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Totally agree.

Anonymous said...

I've always been fat and when I was single 10 years ago I never had trouble getting a man and not weird "feederlynn" type of men either. Professional, adorable, men with $$. Now I'm married to a wonderful, handsome guy who takes good care of me. In fact I'm posting this from the beach on an island getaway.

If you are fat and you feel invisible, that is your issue. It's all how you carry yourself people. Have a little confidence.

So all you buttah faces keep on hatin. I have a pretty face. I may be fat, but ugly is forever.

Anonymous said...

How exciting can being on an island getaway be if you have time to be on a smack blog??????????????

Anonymous said...

PS - I'm sure you will reply back with how utterly fabulous your vacation is, and you are just bored in between spa appointments and sexcapades with your DH. Yay for you.

Anonymous said...

Don't be jealous 67. We are here for two weeks so we are not at the beach 24/7. I do spend 1/2 or so after my coffee and walk on the beach to sit on the lanai and browse the internet at my leisure.

Anonymous said...

68-LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So true!

Anonymous said...

And there is was...right on cue!!

Anonymous said...

Don't get too far ahead of yourself 69...I never said I was jealous! Enjoy all that leisure time you have...I guess when I take a vacation, I can always find better things to go than surf the net.

Anonymous said...

tell us where you are 66. let me guess: Staten Island?

Anonymous said...

Good for you #72. I'm glad your vacations are jammed packed with excitement. I prefer mine relaxing, reading, hanging at the beach and checking out the local flavor with some activities in between.

I'm going snorkeling with the family so I'm out of here bitches!

Anonymous said...

Oh, no #73...her fat loving DH can afford to take her to a MUCH klassier place than Staten Island. Plus, they are there for two weeks! I am Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous!!! She even has leisure time to surf the web! If only my DH made enough money that I could go on vacation so I could visit the smack blog from the beach. I guess I missed out...

Anonymous said...

LOL funny 73, fuck no. It's a little more tropical then that.

Anonymous said...

BWAHAHAHAHAH 74, thank you for the laugh of the day! Never said excitement, just better than a smack blog (no offense Jane). What is your wonderful DH doing while you surf the web?

Anonymous said...

From Rosy Cheeks- "Can you believe she's still single"?

she's cute, but yeah :-(

Anonymous said...

Oh, come on now 76...you already bragged about your rich DH, your two week vacation and your leisure time to surf the net, now your not going to name drop where you are staying? Let me guess, the suite at the Atlantes hotel in the Bahamas? Don't leave us hanging now, I need to know what to be jealous of...

Anonymous said...

76, we are not jalous, because we know how to spell "than". You are slipping and showing your true klass, eduction and all. I would sooner haf did my book learning and no how to speeel basic Inglish than be on any boring as shit, bug inphested aislend.

Anonymous said...

Basically, 66, what you are saying is that you could attract the 'professional' who got his kicks from fat and now that you are married, to a fat fetishist, you can go on nice vacations. You are right, though, you may well stay 'pretty' (we only have your word for it, but WTH) but that's because the fat keeps your face plumped up longer at the same time as it attacks your heart and arteries. Seems to me you have already embraced the fat is forever ethos. Oh, and pretty rarely lasts forever whoever you are.

Anonymous said...

Barney can be just as bad as silverdolphin. They're both contrary bitches that love to argue and act crazy. She's from Arizona too! Figures!

Anonymous said...

who goes to the tropics in july?

Anonymous said...

rich people #83, it's the rich people...

Anonymous said...

You think Rosy Cheeks' dd is cute? She's plain. Plain and average - nothing cute about her.

Rosy Cheeks is a nut. She coordinates everything for photos. Remember the tea part photo with her dgds? Everything was completely coordinated. She must be a total control freak.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, the FAT cats go there!! LOL

Anonymous said...

Really? Nobody came down on Ashley for drinking while pregnant?
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3102160&pg=1

I don't care if it's one beer or a dozen. Can't she just hold off a few more months? Or how about a sharps or something non-alcoholic?

Anonymous said...

"You think Rosy Cheeks' dd is cute? She's plain. Plain and average - nothing cute about her."

Her Momma thinks she's cute and, to be fair, she isn't enough of the obese or disgusting to really have a go at. She's just a little unfortunate. She is no oil painting, but she's no disaster - she's average and, as such, there's not much to say about her.

Anonymous said...

87 - unclench - ONE beer in 9 months or so is NOTHING, I promise you. I wouldn't come down her for that one comment. You are being unreasonable and over judgemental.

Anonymous said...

A pea was being unreasonable and over judgmental...say it isn't so!

Anonymous said...

Mehhhhh I'd day RosyCheeks' DD is far larger a girl than any of the guys I know would go for. That post was just ....????I'm sure she has a wonderful personality though.

Anonymous said...

Surprised Typhus isn't on the pod whining about those evil libs making her state government shut down.

Anonymous said...

What is in a round robin box??

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A fat bird's pussy.

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This is the shit I come to the blog for. Man I miss the funnier times. Sigh. Now we've got fatty mcfat bragging about her tropical vacations and other ignoramous stuff

Anonymous said...

Typhus is on the MN thread complaining...

Anonymous said...

If rosy cheeks daughter is considered average then I must be invisible

Anonymous said...

What is in a round robin box??

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A fat bird's pussy.

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Shouldn't it be a fat birds cock?? Or are round robins lesbians?

Anonymous said...

Don't judge the gay birds, 96.

Anonymous said...

I'm 96 and no judgement at all...just an observation!

Anonymous said...

98, just goofing around :)

Anonymous said...

That robin has teh gays

Anonymous said...

So how was snorkeling with the fam?

I'm Fat but what are YOU said...

#81 posted:
Oh, and pretty rarely lasts forever whoever you are.

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It sure doesn't but it looks like you can look forward to being the obnoxious buttahface thundercunt you are FOREVER. That kinda ugly NEVER goes away and at least she can choose to lose the fat, you would need a personality enema and empathy implant before you could change.

Anonymous said...

Back from snorkeling so soon?

Anonymous said...

Is today's tropical island Fatty the same person as yesterday's photo board Hag? It seems neither of them can resist the temptation to respond to every post about them and with every post they get more attractive and their lives get more fabulous.
Who else thinks they actually are sitting at home alone drinking wine out of a box?

Anonymous said...

104, and eating cheap, rubbery-tasting chocolates.

Anonymous said...

Having flown first class cross-country with a screaming, spoiled, out of control 4 year old whose parents completely ignored her the entire time - no little kids in first class.

Anonymous said...

I was wondering the exact same thing 104. Amazing how fabulous the lives of the blog bitches are!

Anonymous said...

Can we please stop with the fat bashing? Reality is most of this country is overweight, which means most of the posters on this blog are overweight. You are just making everyone feel bad becuase YOU feel bad about yourself.

On a different note- No to kids in first class, no to kids in fancy restaurants or exclusive vacation spots. I don't want my time or trip ruined because some spoiled brat won't shut up.

Anonymous said...

On a different note- No to kids in first class, no to kids in fancy restaurants or exclusive vacation spots. I don't want my time or trip ruined because some spoiled brat won't shut up.
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I wish more people agreed with you. I have three kids, but I also enjoy getting a babysitter and going out kid free. We had an upscale restaurant in town, opened about a year ago or so. There were no kid menus and no high chairs...entrees ranged from $30-$70 or so. In the last month, the restaurant has made changes, including lower prices and a Sunday brunch buffet where kids eat free. I did enjoy going there for an adult night out, not sure anymore...

Anonymous said...

Crap, what entre are they selling for $70.00 bucks? Flambed unicorn ass?

Anonymous said...

@108 so because everyone is fat we need to shut up about it? No. If we are all fat here, then living in denial is not going to help. There are some very real health issues that go with being overweight, and the very least you do as a fat person is own up to having a problem with your weight.
I am not talking about striving to be model thin either, just a "normal" size. But being polite about fat does no one any good. You can't just give up and stop trying.

Anonymous said...

111- that's not what I meant. I guess I'm just tired of the same old shit rehashed here, or the constant MEAN put downs of fat people. Berating someone will NEVER, absolutely NEVER get someone to get motivated or seek help for their chronic overeating. I get tired of people sounding like rabid teenagers making fat jokes. You want to call someone out for being a bitch- I am right there with you. A fat bitch? I don't need the extra qualifier there. Bitch is still a bitch, fat or not.

109- I hear you loud and clear. And thank you for understanding even though you have kids!

Anonymous said...

"I don't need the extra qualifier there. Bitch is still a bitch, fat or not. "

WORD.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 110 Crap, what entre are they selling for $70.00 bucks? Flambed unicorn ass?

July 1, 2011 6:00 PM

I bet it's *blasted lambs*, but I can't *phantom* it.

Anonymous said...

http://thecreativejunkie.com/

she's posted again but it's clear she isn't going to share all the details of whatever was going on.

I wish her well nevertheless.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if carla bought one of those custom lengthed (collar/sleeves/length) blouses and if it fits like she thought it would.

.Just.a.random.thought.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3008004

anyone know this chick and know if there is an update?

Anonymous said...

From Andy's blog post:

"If I had known that the collateral damage from having my life implode would result in me acting upon those sudden and irresistible urges to splash some color on all the walls of my house? I would have asked Nate to lose his mind years ago. "

And also:

"I won’t be writing about what’s happening over here except to simply say that if you’ve been around here for awhile, you know that my family, even the furry, pooping member, is my life. Nothing is more important to me. I’m willing to fight tooth and nail for us. To keep us, us. I have no idea if we will survive but I can’t live with myself if I don’t try."

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Yep, sounds like an affair....either that or he quite literally lost his mind and is institutionalized.

Anonymous said...

WHOA. What the hell is up with supeanatural???

Is that her in her siggy pick?!

This was the first thread I noticed her in:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3099827

DPH & Photo Board Bitch said...

Is today's tropical island Fatty the same person as yesterday's photo board Hag?
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No, sorry not me. I'd kill to be somewhere warm right now. It's a balmy 52 degrees out and it sucks ass where we are staying. I'm actually only on the computer trying to move to a better hotel. This one smells like mothballs and moldy carpet or sweaty balls or something equally disgusting.

So count me in as jealous of the bitch on the nice vacation.

Gah gotta run, can't stand this room one more minute. Taking my laptop out to the lobby and letting DH get some zzzzzz....

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Andy is whoring for blog hits yet again and one of the blog bitches just got them for her.

Bitch had her damn trifling husband cheat on her. Good lord, this happens every fucking day at the bukkit. When will these idiot Peas wise the hell up?? Poor little Andy, wah, wah....

Andy-word of advice. Check your friends. One of them is probably banging your hubby.

Anonymous said...

gawd maureen. exactly how many times did you get hit with the stupid stick?

Anonymous said...

117 - Nope, and its been asked about in several "where are they now" type threads. She never posted again or updated as to what was going on. All kinds of crazy. I do hope that she and her kids are safe and OK.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 121 Yeah, Andy is whoring for blog hits yet again and one of the blog bitches just got them for her.

Bitch had her damn trifling husband cheat on her. Good lord, this happens every fucking day at the bukkit. When will these idiot Peas wise the hell up?? Poor little Andy, wah, wah....

Andy-word of advice. Check your friends. One of them is probably banging your hubby.

July 1, 2011 9:30 PM

Chill, just give the chick the dollar hit. LOL

Anonymous said...

#80 thanks for the best laugh of the day. You make fun of someone for not spelling *than* correctly. I guess they used *then*, which is at least actually a word. Not like your word *jalous*. Ahhhhh the irony and the stupidity all in one post.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 125 #80 thanks for the best laugh of the day. You make fun of someone for not spelling *than* correctly. I guess they used *then*, which is at least actually a word. Not like your word *jalous*. Ahhhhh the irony and the stupidity all in one post.

July 1, 2011 10:19 PM

pssst, jalous is a long running P joke. moran!

Anonymous said...

126 is correct. There's also "jellus" as acceptable ironic spelling.

Lurk moar.

Anonymous said...

Typhus must be dehydrated from all that spittle she's let fly on the Minnesota thread.

Anonymous said...

Chloe Sweetpea is really crazy. She's predicting a Cuban style revolution....in Minnesota. Because a couple of state reps have asked for high earners there to pay a percentage or two more tax.

She must see guerrillas behind every Cheesecake Factory, and probably mistakes the random latino guy at Jiffy Lube for Che Guevara himself.

Anonymous said...

Crap, what entre are they selling for $70.00 bucks? Flambed unicorn ass?
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It is normally food that is as much about presentation as it is about taste. You are paying for the experience and ambiance of the restaurant not simply having food slapped in front of you that you wolf down so the bus boy can wipe the table.

Most fancy places I've been have simple foods like chicken and beef but the sauces, marinades and sides are special. The cuts of meat are also very nice. Especially with the beef the cuts and quality severed are often ones not available to the general public.

Anonymous said...

Especially with the beef the cuts and quality severed are often ones not available to the general public.
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Oh, so they are serving SEVERED unicorn head along with the flambe of unicorn ass??

Gotcha!

Anonymous said...

125 lol thanks for providing the dipshit doofus post of the day! I'm so jalous.

Athena is a ginger said...

"I have to avoid the head games. "


We wish, Laurine, we wish.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3102564

$179 for that... for one person? How much did she buy?? If she just had weight loss surgery, I would assume her portion sizes are very small... how can she possibly eat $179 worth of mostly produce before it goes bad.

Anonymous said...

LMAO at the Tyfus and Chloe Crazypea comments.

Spot on.

Anonymous said...

L'Urine says:
I bought strawberries, grapes, nectarines, bananas, peaches and watermelon. All are in season. I bought tomatoes, onions, and avocados. I bought Quinoa and beans. I bought cheese, cottage cheese and yogurt

That's 14 items at $13 per item.
Sure it adds up if you buy 50lbs of each thing!
Does she know you are not supposed to eat 400 strawberries in one sitting?
Sounds like she still eats like a fat chick and hasn't learned anything about potion control.

Anonymous said...

Sweet jebus. Those peas who think 10% of $400,000 vs 10% of $40,000 is soooooo unfair are clueless morans.

Morans who have never made nor ever will make $400,000 a year. STFU about those things which you know nothing of.

Anonymous said...

Yeah thats a lot of grocery $$$ for one person who is supposed to have a stomach the size of a thimble.

Anonymous said...

What are you harping about 137?

Anonymous said...

I want some flambe Unicorn Ass!!! with a side of glitter.....

Anonymous said...

MIA Dolands Debbie Bradshaw pinning away on Pinterest right now.

Anonymous said...

and a rainbow salad made with the same $200 strawberries that L'urine bought.

Anonymous said...

FFS "Ireland peas" really? people are too stupid to know that those who live in Ireland are known as Irish?
As for all the touristy things to see make sure you check out "Leprechaun Disney" (insert eyeroll)

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 132 125 lol thanks for providing the dipshit doofus post of the day! I'm so jalous.

July 2, 2011 9:18 AM

psssssssssssst, that was soooo yesterday!

.just.sayin'.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3102583

didn't she post the same exact shit thread last year? dumbass

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2580043

here it is, in 2008

dipwad

Anonymous said...

Debbie Bradshaw is a piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

You seriously remember that some obscure pea posted about how to make fucking hamburgers over two years ago? You really need to get out of the house a little.

Anonymous said...

Old Stickyfingers Bradshaw sure has no sense of shame.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha....check out Little Debbie's Pinterest page....she's got a section titled "Words and Thoughts to Think About". Some of the gems from that section:

1. "Rudeness is the weak person's imitation of strength." Um....is it rude to say you'll participate in a round robin and the just walk off with the goods you were supposed to forward to others?

2. "I'm not doing shit today." Well, we know you're not driving to the Post Office today, Debbie.

3. "The best way to get even is to forget." Forget what? That you essentially stole tons of supplies from other Peas?

4. "The worst thing about being lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth." Guess we know she doesn't think anyone who participated in the Round Robin was worth much.

5. "Sometimes you need to be a bitch to get things done." Like stealing supplies from a round robin on Two Peas.

Anonymous said...

Thievin' Bradshaw has been posting constantly on FB. Really dumb stuff about shoes. Post after post about expensive shoes she likes with pictures--what is she, 15 years old?

You see Zella post a few times about the box, pretty politely too. Totally ignored. And minutes later she's posting about shoes again.

Priorities.

Anonymous said...

Yes it sucks that this person stole stuff. But really, this isn't the first pea rodeo, why don't people ever learn? Message boards are full of scammers and thieves as well as liars.
I believe about 50% of what is posted, the rest is either an exaggeration or an outright lie. How often do you have to be conned before you wise up?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 148 You seriously remember that some obscure pea posted about how to make fucking hamburgers over two years ago? You really need to get out of the house a little.

July 2, 2011 12:09 PM

You're an idiot, everyone on the thread remembers. She couldn't find her link.

Anonymous said...

LMAO 150

Anonymous said...

I just wanted to get this off my chest because I can't say it anywhere else:

I am so fucking annoyed at my sister. She lives off the government, has since she got knocked up at 17. She's now almost 26. She has a 7 year old kid, whom my parents watch at least 3 days a week. She is on section 8 housing, food stamps, medical assistance, Financial Aid for school (which she uses to buy clothes) etc..., yet somehow right now she is on a fabulous vacation to CA to a resort with water slides and trips to Legoland, Disney etc.

I have four kids, my husband and I sacrifice so much so I can be a SAHM and he works really hard to take care of us. We aren't on government assistance, we aren't rich, but we make it. I can't afford to take my kids to Legoland or to CA right now with airfare for all of us, and it just bums me out. How is this okay? Shouldn't she have to report the extra money she got to go on the vacation?!

Anonymous said...

Call the Welfare dept and report her ass for fraud #155

Anonymous said...

Get a job.

Anonymous said...

Report her. That money isn't infinite. Somebody is going without so she can scam the system.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3102569

$$$$ OMG $$$$ CASH $$$$ AND $$$$ GAS $$$$

.and.just.because.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2960215

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3102529&pg=2

Scrap4maddie laid a righteous smackdown on Cycworker, here.

Also in same thread: Typhus giving her support for Michael Vick's hefty Nike endorsement, since he's "forgiven by God."

She also admits she doesn't like animals. Yeah Typhus, we know. We saw your response in the cruelty-free make-up thread.

Anonymous said...

WTF is this 'pizza' cake and WTF are those red blobs and why is there writing on them?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3102291

Anonymous said...

Haha funny one lazy ass unemployed woman bitching about another lazy ass unemployed woman.

Priceless.

Anonymous said...

Take your own advice, get off your ass and work if you want more shit.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 162 Haha funny one lazy ass unemployed woman bitching about another lazy ass unemployed woman.

Priceless.

July 2, 2011 2:54 PM
888888888888888888888888888
and another lazy ass bitching about them bitching!

Anonymous said...

Does Sass ever talk about her poor daughter without mentioning how horrible she is?

Anonymous said...

did we ever get an update from sass when she took just her daughter on a cruise?

did they go?

anyone know?

Hi Sass!!

Anonymous said...

Her daughter should have pulled a "Mutiny on the Bounty," and ran off to Tahiti.

Anonymous said...

You forgot the "she's an illegal from Mexico" from your little welfare queen tale.

57 abortions, also, too.

Anonymous said...

Typhus hasn't seen her feet for so long, she has no idea if she is wearing Nike or not.

Anonymous said...

Especially with the beef the cuts and quality severed are often ones not available to the general public.
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Oh, so they are serving SEVERED unicorn head along with the flambe of unicorn ass??

Gotcha!
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Oh snap. I'm really hurt you caught a misspelled word. I hope the high you got from that lasts all day and you write about it in your diary.

Anonymous said...

Does Sass ever talk about her poor daughter without mentioning how horrible she is?


A long time ago she did. I think the whole family was happy for awhile but the reality of adopting older kids who came from screwed up backgrounds set in.

Anonymous said...

171, that typo was funny. Get a grip and laugh at yourself!

Anonymous said...

WTF is this 'pizza' cake and WTF are those red blobs and why is there writing on them?



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They are fruit roll ups but you are supposed to use plain ones. Many of the new ones have tongue tattoos, animal prints or jokes printed on them to keep people buying them. Cake pizza is supposed to look like http://www.coolest-birthday-cakes.com/coolest-pizza-cake-15.html

Anonymous said...

171, that typo was funny. Get a grip and laugh at yourself!

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I agree. I know I suck ass at spelling and auto-correct is not my friend. I also know way too many Peas get all wet and frothy about it.

Anonymous said...

$179 for that... for one person? How much did she buy?? If she just had weight loss surgery, I would assume her portion sizes are very small... how can she possibly eat $179 worth of mostly produce before it goes bad.
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I think she is lying or not mentioning that she bought protein bars and shake mix both of which can be very expensive.

Anonymous said...

Of course none of the jeebus people care what the fuck happens to animals. After all, part of their godly indoctrination is that animals don't have souls. Makes it easier for them to run their factory farms. They are just lower life forms put here for their pleasure so they can conveniently chow down on the foot longs, super size me meals, and all you can gorge buffets.

Anonymous said...

176 she said later on that thread she forgot to mention she spent $39 dollars just on vitamins etc.

Anonymous said...

Cycworker got her ass handed to her a couple of times on that thread. What a piece of crap she is, spewing all that Christian kindness and forgiveness stuff and at the same time remaining such a horrible and judgmental person.

Jane Doe said...

New Space is up.

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