Friday, June 17, 2011

Space.

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Anonymous said...

Who took a dump in zombie girl's cereal today??

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Maybe she should take a dump in your head so at least you would have shit for brains.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3099252

Dumb thread by Keri. Yubon expects us to believe she weighs 130? lol We've seen her pics.

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen a pic of Yubon and, surprisingly, for the blog, I am not asking to see one! Much rather keep my eyes and mind away from that onslaught!

Anonymous said...

http://media.myfoxorlando.com/photogalleries/040511-anthony-through-months/1/lg/casey_back_20091009144042_640_480.htm

What the hell is all over her back? Acne?

Anonymous said...

Keri's not feeling sexhay after all that plastic surgery?

Anonymous said...

Oh lets see a piccy of Yubon-bon....pretty please?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3099387

Kiki is constantly complaining about family but when people give suggestions she'll always "well I don't want to say anything to her". So why post about it???

Anonymous said...

I've noticed a lot of peas who ask for advice negate every suggestion brought up.

Anonymous said...

http://www.broussards1889.com/services.asp?page=odetail&id=7788&locid=

Fucking heartbreaking. Her kids have to bury their dad on Father's Day. I hope Lefty knows somehow that we're all thinking about her.

Anonymous said...

9 - says the troll that looked up his obit.

Anonymous said...

Why am I not surprised that Jonell is the first to write on his guestbook?

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for kikis mom, I think I would prefer a death by cancer then death by Alzheimers. It's a rough way to go.

Anonymous said...

Yubon's ok looking. And thankfully, she's never posted photos of herself in her underwear for Sleazy Joe.

Speaking of which, somebody should put a ferret KeriWest's head. That will bring sexy back.

Anonymous said...

After seeing posts of Keri at her DH's very plastic wedding, I can certainly see why lack of sexy is on Keri's mind.

But honestly, she talks about sexy like she's still a 19 y.o. Sexy at 19 and sexy at 50+ are two very different things.

Keri's biggest mistake is in trying to cling desperately to the 19 y.o. ideal of sexy.

Anonymous said...

there have been pics posted of Yubon before. She has long blond hair and a decent figure but she is a "butta face". Poor thing has all these nasty ass moles on her face. You would think as successful as she is, she would pop for some mole removal.

Anonymous said...

posts=pics^^

Anonymous said...

11-JoNell wasn't the only Pea that signed the guestbook. Spittle launching Trace was right in there too.

Anonymous said...

My recollection of Yubon =

Not overweight, but certainly holding on to some baby weight. Easily a size 10 or 12.

Hair was blonde, but pretty obviously from a bottle because she had some roots. Not to mention, it was overly hot-rolled. It looked like she was styled at a Texas pageant.

Her face was generally attractive, but she does have quite a few moles that could be off-putting.

Finally, her clothing choices. Ehhhh. Kind of old-fashioned for her age.

Admittedly, this was probably two years ago......

Anonymous said...

Trace is one of the biggest psychos at the pod.

Doesn't say much for lefty's taste in friends.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, 15, you beat me to it.

Anonymous said...

Yubon is probably more attractive than 90% of the peas, even with her moles.

Anonymous said...

Let us not forget the *tramp stamp* tattoo photo that she proudly showed off a few times. Actually, the tattoo is pretty fugly.

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen whacko Trace at the Pod. Did she slither away on a trail of spittle?

Anonymous said...

We could only hope, 23. But I'm sure she'll slither back soon. There's a new 'what happened to Squillen thread?' up. You know she won't be able to stay away from that one.

Anonymous said...

I just hope like hell that Squeals will stay the fuck away from the pod. It's a much nicer place without all her bullshit and thinly disguised shilling.

Anonymous said...

yeah 25 and the ass kissing of her *supporters*. it gets so damn old.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3099252&pg=2

Pesha/MsMariah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Keri's Hummmmmmmer said...

ITA w/zombiegirl.

Peatards need to unclench about every.little.thing.

Anonymous said...

After seeing posts of Keri at her DH's very plastic wedding, I can certainly see why lack of sexy is on Keri's mind.

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Agreed. Keri looked like a frumpy middle-aged middle-income housewife in the wedding pics.

I was actually sorta shocked she didn't look better considering all the dough she spends on herself.

Her dress screamed DRESS BARN! FFS.

Anonymous said...

Yubon has posted lots of pics over the years but these are the only ones I have saved in my spreadsheet.

http://tinypic.com/r/8yi90g/7

http://tinypic.com/r/2z521dt/7

http://tinypic.com/r/308v8d5/7

Anonymous said...

sorry, not clicking

Anonymous said...

If those ^^ pics really are Yubon, she is indeed more attractive than 90% of the peas. That must really stick in their collective craw.

Anonymous said...

30-like we blog bitches are morans enough to check out your tinypic links. whatcha got there? more blue waffle, lemon party and alabama hotpockets?

I Sell Rice Krispy Treats for Fifty Bucks! said...

AnnaBanana fart face on the Squillen thread:

"Good G-d... She was driven away. Isn't that enough for you? It's a peak into the soul of those that ran her off and continue to enjoy hurting her/others. It's not a pretty picture."

Fuck me runnin! Drama much? Give it a rest ya old hag. Peak into your own pathetic soul and shut the fuck up ya twat.

No one HURT Squillen. We all got tired of her shilling her crappy cookies and badmouthing the Peas on her Facebook wall. She ran off with her tail between her dumpy thighs. No one has a pathetic soul except for the cookie shiller and AnnaTwatsHerBanana.

Anonymous said...

Keri looked like a frumpy middle-aged middle-income housewife in the wedding pics.

I was actually sorta shocked she didn't look better considering all the dough she spends on herself.
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Stamp that. For gawd's sake, when she posts about being in bikinis and the crap about looking sexy, I'm expecting someone to put their money where their mouth is.

Keri so does not deliver. I wonder if her hambeast says the same thing. 'Cause if he's one of those big mouthed, good ol' boy, new money Texas types, I can almost guarantee he's gettin' him some younger, firmer fake n' baked coochie on the side ;)

Y'all come back now, y'hear!!

Anonymous said...

30-yeah, those are her. you can't see the moles in those. she dresses pretty frumpy and I think all those pics are pretty old. she isn't hot but she isn't a fat cow either.

Anonymous said...

I think I'm more attractive than Squillen. I don't find her unattractive, but I'm cuter. :)

I'm sure I've ever posted my full on photo on the bucket though, and seeing that someone saves photos, I don't think I ever will.

Anonymous said...

Fuck, I meant Yubon.

You bitches talking about Squillen got me confused. I'm cuter than her too.

Anonymous said...

Squillen ain't cute and she is fat.

Anonymous said...

who predicted that squillen would magically reappear in time to shill her cookies for 4th of July?!?

Cookie Bitch! said...

Screw Squillen!! I will make y'all Rice Crispy treats and my famous lard cookies for the low, low, price of only $49.99 plus $50.00 shipping and handling. I take PayPal, cash, credit cards, checks and the change you find in your couch cushions. Just send me a PeaMail and your box o'crap will be on its merry way.

Suck on that Squillen!!!

Anonymous said...

I think Squillen's shills started that thread just in time to drum up some July 4th orders for her.

It's not the Squillen haters that start the bullshit "Where's Squillen?" threads--it's her "friends." They just want an excuse to bitch and moan about how Squeals was 'run off.'

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Anonymous said...

she isn't hot but she isn't a fat cow either.
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Yep, she is more attractive than the vast majority of the peas.

Anonymous said...

I do think it's very tacky of flstatenolefan to jump in the Squeals thread, though.

No squillen fan here, but dang, she took obsessed to a whole new level with that shit, slunk off for about a week, then came back.

That was slimy enough. But then, she jumps into the where's Squillen? thread and starts up again?

Really makes her look like a jackass. She should have stayed gone along with Squillen.

Anonymous said...

Banana and Tango sure are like rabid dogs on that threat, aren't they? Add TraceC and you have the perfect trifecta of cuntiness

Anonymous said...

Banana and Tango sure are like rabid dogs on that threat, aren't they? Add TraceC and you have the perfect trifecta of cuntiness

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Well, we didn't need TraceC for the trifecta win, we got both Shwana and Mrs. Typhus hauled her fat ass off the couch to post too.

Mrs. Typhus saying Squills has always been a *good friend* to her. Yeah, no shit Typhus. As long as you shell out the big bucks for her rick krispy treats, of course she will be your *friend*. She's gotta keep you coming back for more cookies now, doesn't she? Dumb ass cow.

As for Shwana, go slither back to your cave and unplug the batphone. Bitch

Anonymous said...

PZ has now shown up to the Squillen thread clutching her pearls. Her KKK roast must have finished early.

Anonymous said...

Typhus has no friends, so she'd be confused as to what friends are, what friends do, what friendship means. So for her, ordering cookies from Suzanne = Friendship. Typhus probably considers the sales associate at Zales a friend.

Anonymous said...

PinkyZebra is quite the drama llama mama, isn't she? Holy shit, her "righteous indignation" is more than just a wee bit over-the-top, isn't it?

Lmao!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The kicker is that PZ is a failed psychology major. Probably got lost trying to diagnose all of her personalities.

Anonymous said...

The PZ post is about a 7 on the Barbara Cartland scale. She should keep trying, though.

Anonymous said...

Pinky gets my vote for biggest thundercunt drama whore of the month.

Psych my ass :)

She's too stupid to realize that the only ones giving 'the blog' any power is herself and her fellow clique members. If they'd STFU and ignore this or any blog there wouldn't even be an issue.

Anonymous said...

Hm, it seems like the racist zebra and some of her friends read the blog as much or more than the regular blog bitches!!

Anonymous said...

why did PZ even do that rant about the blog? What's it got to do with the fucking thread she posted on? And the cookie gate thing started via Fb, not this blog. Stupid ass

Anonymous said...

Sure she studied psych...she just left out the part that it was as an inpatient in a secure facility.

At least now we know that she's the retard who comes over here with her handslapping posts telling us all we are fucking dumbasses.
She needs to get off the internets and rediscover real life, waaaaay over invested over there and here.
Watch it PZ, or you'll be back in the lockup ward before you know it!!

Anonymous said...

Sure she studied psych...she just left out the part that it was as an inpatient in a secure facility.

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FTW!

Anonymous said...

LMAO, 56.

So true!

Anonymous said...

It's interesting that the ones going on and on and ON on the Squillen thread are her friends. If they would just stop with the histrionics, the whole thing would die back down.

FFS, it was one of Squeals' ass-kissers that started that thread, yet they're going on and on about how persecuted Squeals is.

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Anonymous said...

motherfucker with . stop it already either contribute or get the fuck off you ipad

Anonymous said...

Why the fuck is flstatenolefan back anyway? I thought she hairflipped?

Anonymous said...

Those dumb bitches at the pod really don't get it, no one "drove off" squillen because she was selling cookies. It was more of the double standard. The popular peas let squillen shill her cookies when a no name pea would have been put in her place for trying something like that.

Anonymous said...

at least the new flstateolefan doesn't have that stupid ass giant football helmet in her siggy anymore.

Anonymous said...

PZ is a nutter

Anonymous said...

Squills drowned in a tub of lard... that's what happened to her!

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Anonymous said...

motherfucker with . stop it already either contribute or get the fuck off you ipad

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Anonymous said...

And the squillen harpies just keep shrieking and bumping that stupid thread.

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Anonymous said...

I am gonna shove a box of Stay-Free Super Sized Maxi Pads with Fucking Wings up the ass of the stupid PERIOD poster. Get off the fucking iPad if it doesn't refresh the board for you. Spent all that money on your fancy little gadget and you can't even read the damn board properly, can you? Dumb twat.

Anonymous said...

Squillen wuz burnt at the STEAK!

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many of clique members remember Pinky Twat's epic racist meltdown and hairflip back when. Her account was deleted. I don't know if she did that or Two Peas banned her dumbass but it wasn't long before she was back.

Those stupid cunts have all the losers in their little group, don't they?

Anonymous said...

Oh, and don't let their posts fool you. You KNOW those middle aged housewives read this board multiple times a day. Bitches like them can't help themselves...hahahahah

Anonymous said...

Nobody was EVER treated as bad as Squillen evah! Not even the Jews in the Holocaust!!!!one! It was like Rwanda.....Part 2! A massacre! It was an atrocity so horrible that Peas are still shocked and scarred by what happened, and they all needed collective therapy.

Praise Jeebus that PZ was on hand to treat the Cookiegate PTSD!!!

Anonymous said...

Who gives a flip about the cookie crap anymore?

Anonymous said...

Well, nobody.

Except most of The Peas, apparently.

Anonymous said...

I am gonna shove a box of Stay-Free Super Sized Maxi Pads with Fucking Wings up the ass of the stupid PERIOD poster. Get off the fucking iPad if it doesn't refresh the board for you. Spent all that money on your fancy little gadget and you can't even read the damn board properly, can you? Dumb twat.

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Anonymous said...

Looks like some jalos blog bitch has iPad envy!

Suck my Apple exhaust!!!!!

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Anonymous said...

I thought peas were mad at Squillin over her self righteous remarks towards that pea with the eight kids that was losing her home. Squillin's true colors came out there. Peas should be asking how that lady is doing not Squeels.

Anonymous said...

Poor, maligned squeals and friends.

They've never bullied anyone or picked on a pea, have they??

Anonymous said...

86 you are so right.

Squeals absolutely showed her stripes on that thread.

But, you know, it's different when she and her sister twits want to bully, shame, or otherwise pick on someone.

Anonymous said...

Squeals is posting the periods because she's baking lard cookies and can't use both hands.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

And there goes idiot momtoemily who defended L'urine after she told Lucy to F off.

Anonymous said...

I don't have to use my iPad to post the period. Watch this...

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Anonymous said...

and this...

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Anonymous said...

It's PZ posting the periods because she's trying to piss off a blog bitch!

Anonymous said...

I soooooooooo {heart} this place!!!!!!! Two Peas Smack rawks!!!!!!! =) =) =)

Anonymous said...

 This one is for Squeals ;)

Anonymous said...

Me too.

Which reminds me, who Beetlejuiced Pepper59 back to the Pod? She's like an Evangelical leather muppet.

Anonymous said...

I think it's AB posting all the periods.

She doesn't have opposable thumbs and so she just hops (manically) around the keyboard pecking the period with one of her pointy ends!

Anonymous said...

LMAO at Dex on the Squillen thread calling her critics "Panty-bunched hooligans."

Anonymous said...

Pepper 59 is another strange beast. Strange and creepy beast, actually

Anonymous said...

Pepper gag. It's turning into a Jello belt klan rally over there.

Anonymous said...

Jello belt. Classic.

Anonymous said...

The peas seem to have an unusually high number of bigots in their midst. I would like to hope that's not indicative of our society as a whole :(

Anonymous said...

Is pepper a wearer of the magic underpants?

Connie Cooks Crack Cookies said...

OMG...you bitches are on a roll tonite. I am laughing my ass off!! Keep it up ladies.

By the way....
Pinky Zebra HAS A BIG OLE' LEZZZBIAN crush on Squills and her meaty thighs.

Anonymous said...

I post from my iPad sometimes and I never have to post a . to get the thread to refresh. To the person who has to do that...if you are in Safari, up the top at the end of the title bar there's a circular arrow...just tap that and the thread will refresh.
/PSA
Resume bitchfest.

Anonymous said...

Nah, it's not a real lesbo crush, she's just willing to trade eating a fish taco for some cookies...

Anonymous said...

Kelleylo is another crazy busybody nutter. She's always fighting and stirring up shit on the swap board.

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Anonymous said...

What kind of shit does kellylo stir up? Is the swap board the FSOT board?
I do agree that kellylo is often a snarky bitch

Anonymous said...

AB really ramped up her bitch factor lately , didn't she? I don't remember her being so cunty all the times 6 months or so ago. Or maybe my memory's just starting to go.....

Anonymous said...

She's one of the drama queens on the Secret pal chat board. She started some shit with sweetpea and a bunch of others over there and bit herself in the ass.

Anonymous said...

Banana brain needs to leave the US and find some land in Palestine to go squat on.

Anonymous said...

Squillen was making $1000s off her sales. She is hiding like a coward. If she did nothing wrong, she would have stayed to defend herself. Hiding is for cowards and the guilty.

Pinky is misrespresenting how it went down. Squillen's thread about being tired was to advertise her sales.

Anonymous said...

118 - PIMP!!!!

Anonymous said...

AB really ramped up her bitch factor lately , didn't she? I don't remember her being so cunty all the times 6 months or so ago. Or maybe my memory's just starting to go.....
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The Banana has always been a bitch.

Lard Cookie said...

That Sqeeling thread was started as a dog whistle - to remind the Peatards that the Fourth is coming up and to get their orders in.

Tony's Marboro Reds said...

I feel sexxxy when I watch reruns of Anthony Bourdain eating guinea pigs and armadillos.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of dog whistle(r)s, where's Athena been?

Anonymous said...

Athena's probably out campaigning for what's his face? I forgot his irrelevant name.

Banana brains has always been a bitch but I don't remember her being that fucking stupid.

Anonymous said...

Squeals new cookbook is called, Jello Belt Cooking: 1001 Ways to make Rice Krispie Treats.

Anonymous said...

Who was the friend that leaked Squills facebook conversation? Wasn't it Lefty?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I'm not sure if the leaker was ever determined. But those dumb twats think it was someone on their outer fringes. It was totally someone in their hallowed inner circle.

Anonymous said...

Flstatenolefan2 deleted all her posts in the latest sqeals thread. She is such a weenie.

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Anonymous said...

I wish I knew who posted over here because I would give you a hug. Bitches had me laughing.

I could give a shit less if Squillen hawked her cookies on the board. I sure as hell didn't buy them but if the fat housewives want them, more power to them.

The thing that pissed ME off was how she was on Facebook pretty much trying to figure out a way to weasle the sales back on the board.

Also, PZ has the cray cray and AnnaBanna's bitchiness is new to me as well. Maybe it's her stupid avatar, now I actually recognize her and that face, which makes me want to punch babies.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ 132 "AnnaBanna's bitchiness is new to me as well. Maybe it's her stupid avatar, now I actually recognize her and that face, which makes me want to punch babies."

Oye...totally...she bugs the HELL out of me.

I don't want to punch babies or anything LOL, that line did make me laugh though.

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's her stupid avatar, now I actually recognize her and that face, which makes me want to punch babies.
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Favorite line evah! Thanks for the laugh this morning. =)

Anonymous said...

Tater Salad said...

Ah, the period poster is at it again this morning. Death to your iPad, ya crazy beotch.

Anonymous said...

132 ITA re: Squeals. Her shilling was annoying but bearable. What got to me was the smug shit on FB. They can deny it all they want, but they were deliberately shit stirring. Funny how that's ok when they feel like doing it. Fucking hypocrites

Anonymous said...

I agree #138. The Facebook comments were the icing on her stale cake. Squillen had a bitchy attitude and she proved it more than once-when she downed the Pea with all the kids and when she post that crap about flaunting her cookies on the Pod anyway after being warned not too on her Facebook page.

I would love to know who copied and pasted that Facebook stuff. I seriously doubt it was one of the outer fringe Peas. She deleted a bunch of people from her FB but I have a feeling it was someone she trusts.

Anyway, PinkyZebra needs meds and a ball gag.

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Anonymous said...

You can bet that squeals and her ilk have a new super secret Facebook group going. They are the ones engineering all the 'where's Sqillen?' threads. They will continue to stir the shitpot.

Anonymous said...

I am so sick of Peas and their bullshit and their super secret clique groups. I am ready to delete all their dumbasses off my facebook and forget the stupid twats ever existed.

Peas that feel the need to be in these cliques obviously don't have friends or relationships in real life. Hell, AnnaBananaFartFace said her "best friends" are Peas. How fucking sad is that? You can't have real, face to face relationships in your life? Online message board posting is the closest thing you to a BFF?

It is like all the nerds and misfits in high school grew up to be Peas. The interwebs make them think they are cool now because no one sees their akwardness in real life. Bleh!

Overly invested misfits and weirdos. A message board should be a place to chat, not your entire social universe.

PinkyZ is Squillen's Bitch said...

Oh boy, PinkyTwat is ramping up on the Squeals thread. We can only hope that she spins outta control a la Lauren and has another meltdown. It would be awesome sauce if she flamed outta there yet AGAIN. She brings nothing to the board but her bitchass, sucking up and racism.

Anonymous said...

So glad I found this place! been a great laugh. Ignore me I just lurk and resume bitchfest. lol

Anonymous said...

Why do you even care about their cliques? You must just be jealous that they don't want you to be a part of their group. Who really gives a shit? Dumbass...why are you so worried about any of the fucking peas?

Anonymous said...

I have NO peas on my Facebook, blog, pinterest, or any other social networking site.

I can't see being friends with any of them. Maybe a few, but I feel like I'm in a totally different world than they are.

I read twopeas for the entertainment when I'm bored and occasionally like to throw my two cents in.

Anonymous said...

Looks like KAS is right behind PZ on the Squillen Funeral Thread. Doesn't she have a celebrity to stalk or something?

Anonymous said...

Nothing beats the Dex "hooligans" comment. You know she was waving her cane when she posted it.

"And Squillen woulda gotten away with it, if it weren't for you damn kids!"

Anonymous said...

I have no blog, no pinterest, no twitter and while I do have Facebook, the last time I posted on my wall was 2 years ago.
I however DO have a real life and real friends.
I do use the internet a lot, but it is as an add on to my real life and not a replacement for it.
That's why most of the peas are so fucking "Banjo scene from Deliverance", for many of them this IS their inbred life, they don't leave their houses and other peas are the best friends... pretty sad when you think about it, maybe I should be nicer to them?


Nah, maybe not LOL.

Anonymous said...

Robin Williams used to do a bit about a girl on Quaaludes putting on makeup.

Everytime I see KAS's avatar, I think about it.

Anonymous said...

Re: KAS
I cannot imagine why a single girl would be hanging on TwoPeas on a Saturday afternoon. When I was young and single, I was out shopping, getting my nails or hair done, lunching with friends and getting ready for the night's festivities. Certainly not hanging with the Housewives of 2 Peas.

Oh, but wait....we are talking about KAS here.
My bad!

Banana Twat said...

Oh goodie! AnnaBananaTwat just told the Peas that reads over here. Aren't we all just so excited!

Hey BananaTwat, if you do really read here, take some advice from a blog bitch: shut the fuck up already you blathering cow.

Anonymous said...

Poor Anna. Her avatar makes her look like a rejected contestant at the county fair celebrity look-alike contest.

Sarah Palin bangs - check
Sarah Palin glasses - check
Sarah Palin abrasive, martyr-syndrome personality - check
Sarah Palin Christian End Times love of Israel -check

Did I miss anything?

Anonymous said...

Anna Banana looks like Sarah Palin with a huge honker.

Anonymous said...

And Typhus wants to have a witch hunt for whomever might be posting here.

Anonymous said...

Ever notice how that group is quick to accuse anyone that disagrees with them as "blog bitches, yet they're always the ones that know the latest topics at the blog?

If memory serves, PZ was an obvious blog bitch at one of the Meatblogs. But of course, she turned over a new leaf. Now they only snark, backstab and plot on private boards.

I really can't believe how many Peas are defending Squillen. In every single one of the Squillen cookie threads they are there OPENLY giving ideas on how to skirt the rules and break the TOU.

So far, they have carried out all of those ideas.

"Just say "goodies" then post a link to your blog."

"Someone start a thread saying they got their "goodies" then mention that you can't wait till the next holiday."

"Ask about Squillen leading up to the next holiday..."

I also think that their repeated use of the word "friend" when talking about her and her cookies is to provide plausible deniability that she may actually be (illegally) running a business.

Anonymous said...

Peas are so stupid, good luck trying to work out I am, it never occurs to them that someone can post over here about one topic and not post over there about it at all.

Anonymous said...

Anna Banana looks like Sarah Palin with a huge honker.
June 18, 2011 10:09 AM

totally spot on! and she's just as stuipid, too!

Anonymous said...

PZ just gets more and more of teh stoopid.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, no kidding 157. Those dumb twats actually think that they can figure out who posts on the blog--yeah right. Besides, they themselves are prolific blog bitches.

Anonymous said...

She's not being obtuse, and your feigned innocence is a failure PinkyZ.
All you have to do is read page two of the Easter cookie thread to see that she didn't innocently post about "all the baking" she was doing. She said in that thread that she would come up with a way to signal people.

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**Pinky Zebra**
StuckOnPeas

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Oh my God. STJ told Suzanne that she could not/would not post about her stupid cookies ever again.

And then she did.

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Are you purposefully being obtuse? I can't imagine she was told not to ever talk about her cookies. She didn't try to sell them again. She talked about being tired from making cookies. I'm having a hard time understanding where you're coming from here.

Squeals is Pinky Twat's Beotch said...

Is PinkyTwat still blathering away on the Squeals thread? Mmmmmm....bitch has a hard-on today!

Put on your strap-on, PinkyTwat and go fuck a bitch. Anything is better than having to read your message board rants.

Anonymous said...

Good lord, Snowsilver's dusty twat showed up on that thread. That old bitty doesn't post unless she can stir up trouble and act like she knows it all.

I wonder if PinkyTwat likes old lady cherry. She can use the strap-on on Snowsilvers moldy vag.

Anonymous said...

For NoSliver:

Jamie Sorenson
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PeaNut 349500 - November 2007
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For those with questions regarding what is and isn't allowed, we ask that threads not be created in a manner that resembles advertising. The comments regarding the For Sale or Trade Board as a place to sell gently used papercrafting items are correct. I'm not going to delete the thread now, just wanted to make you aware. I understand Squillen was not aware and will not post in the future.

Anonymous said...

How exactly is Pinky Zebra owning what she does? Unless of course that's her real name???

Anonymous said...

I think it's pretty despicable and deceitful to blatantly plan out ways to skirt the rules on the very thread where you are told you are in violation.

Those defending her over there would be the first ones to never accept such moral failure in others.

Anonymous said...

Good lord, Snowsilver's dusty twat showed up on that thread. That old bitty doesn't post unless she can stir up trouble and act like she knows it all.

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A dusty twat that goes with her dusty brain.

Anonymous said...

who the fuck is daanibee and why is she taking on the peas? shes going to get ripped apart (more)

Anonymous said...

When Snowsilver and yvonne show up, you know the batphones have been buzzing, and that they are all on a rampage to bully everyone into agreeing with them.

Because, bullying is ok as long as they are the ones doing it.

Anonymous said...

I'm disappointed in batya for inserting herself into that whole mess. I thought she was smarter and more mature than that. bleh.

Anonymous said...

LOL, now Prom Queen has shown up on the Squillen thread. Are we missing anyone, now?

Typhus is furious because Stephi wins arguments against her, is smarter than her, and shows her up on other threads, so she has to paint her as a Blog Bitch to turn the rest of the Peas against her.

Anonymous said...

Seriously? Yvonne has shown up? What the fuck. Just goes to show that these twats probably lurk at the Pod and the Blog just about everyday.

Prom Queen-time to take off the sash and the crown. You are starting to stink, your cherry has been popped and you danced your last dance. Step aside and go back to your illegal alien husband. Now one cares about a wrinkled, has-been prom slut.

Anonymous said...

Squeals is Pinky Twat's Beotch said... 162 Is PinkyTwat still blathering away on the Squeals thread? Mmmmmm....bitch has a hard-on today!

Put on your strap-on, PinkyTwat and go fuck a bitch. Anything is better than having to read your message board rants.

June 18, 2011 11:20 AM

Man, you have like zero class. Do you talk like that every day? I feel sorry for you. I don't even care what the subject of your post was, you have zero class.

Feel free to flip out and show more class.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 163 Good lord, Snowsilver's dusty twat showed up on that thread. That old bitty doesn't post unless she can stir up trouble and act like she knows it all.

I wonder if PinkyTwat likes old lady cherry. She can use the strap-on on Snowsilvers moldy vag.

June 18, 2011 11:27 AM

And this! Classy!

Purple Kangaroo said...

Anonymous said... 165 How exactly is Pinky Zebra owning what she does? Unless of course that's her real name???

June 18, 2011 11:35 AM

My name is Purple Kangaroo and what I say on *teh interwebz* is the truth!

Anonymous said...

along with my friend folgers and maxwell house.

Kim Kardashian said...

do you come on the internet to find class in action?? yer doin it wrong!

Anonymous said...

Just goes to show that these twats probably lurk at the Pod and the Blog just about everyday.
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This is a given. Snowwhatever and yvonne only show up when there is something like this going on. The only times they ever post are to the drama-mongering, cliquey bitches on a witchunt threads.

They also post here a lot.

Anonymous said...

They're just not going to let this stupid Squillen shit die are they? Crazy harpies!!!!

Anonymous said...

NoSliver is the Miss Havisham of the board.

Anonymous said...

AKA Sasha just showed up, too. Who else will rise from the dead?

Anonymous said...

FUCKING HELL - that 'tired' thread was about being tired....no fucking way when you post THIS on it---


Posted: 4/20/2011 6:14:50 PM

you did all that in two days???



I was able to do the truffles and PB cups ahead of time, but the rest of the stuff was made within the past 3 days. I do it all at once so everything is fresh, knowing they have to withstand 2-3 days in the mail.

Do you do this for most holidays? Will you add orders, or are you already full??



"I have only done goodie boxes for Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter. I might do a Sugar Cookie box for the 4th of July. If you want in on that, you'll need to peamail me with your email address so when the time comes, I can contact you."

Those women on 2 peas defending Squillen and saying she ain't fucking advertising can't even fucking READ.

Anonymous said...

I NEED CLASS. I need class, class and gas!
I need class and gas and class and gas.
I NEED Class and gas and gas and class!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I HAVE gas, class will never be attainable for me.

Anonymous said...

No matter the evidence, they'll defend her as the victim. They've decided she's the victim, come hell or high water. And they'll vilify anyone who disagrees as evil, because only an evil person would want to stop someone from shilling goods on the NSBR.

Now let's bring back Kaminer and her MLM scheme. And ArmyMom and her stupid bows.

Anonymous said...

AnnaBanana you beotch. I am calling you! You fucking DELETED the post on the Squeals thread where you talked about READING THIS BLOG!! It was later brought up on Page 3 that you and Typhus seemed overly invested in the blog. You replied like a damned deer in the headlights: "Well, whatever do you mean by that? Hmmm? I have never written such a thing". You are a fucking liar and you deleted to cover your ass.

What, don't want your clique to know that you read this blog and probably post here too? Phone calls and text my sweet ass. I hope another blog bitch copies and pasts these posts about you cause you suck and you are a true bitch.

Anonymous said...

I read the Squeals cookie thread again, the original one back in April. LOVE LOVE LOVE it when peas were ripping on Typhus for not teaching but posting on the pod all day. Of coarse! LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Hey AnnaBananaBrains! /wave Now run back to the bukkit, mmkay?

Anonymous said...

186-she didn't delete the post. It is at the top of page 3 but at the bottom of page 3 when she gets called out about the blog, she acted like she NEVER brings it up.

Now, either she is totally stupid, has Alzheimer's disease or is such a twit she thinks no one will call her out for it.

Either way, she makes me want to punch her in her big nose.

Anonymous said...

Have you guys seen the trailer for the movie "Bad Teacher"? It has Tyhpus written all over it! Except the bad teacher would have to be short, fat, ugly and well, you know.

Anonymous said...

ABs avatar looks like a fake nose, maybe she did too much blow in her younger days. Certainly would explain her swiss cheese brain reasoning & debate skilz in her winter years.

Anonymous said...

Seems some pearl clutchers have found their way here. Welcome!

Please realize the terms hard-on and strap-on will be used. Maybe even vagina, cunt, fuck, pussy, dick, shit, and you get the idea. If you can't handle that language, please go back to your house in Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

thatgirlintexas
It's coming out like hot lava!

PeaNut 43787 - July 2002
Posts: 5638 Layouts: 255
Loc: awesomeville!

Posted: 6/18/2011 1:14:07 PM
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Anybody want a cookie?
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Not really in a cookie mood, do you have any rice krispies?




I think that girlin texas just outed herself with that comment about rice crispies.

Anonymous said...

Those women on 2 peas defending Squillen and saying she ain't fucking advertising can't even fucking READ.
June 18, 2011 12:39 PM

They can read. They just think rules, manners, class, morals, and decent behavior don't apply to them.

Now, they expect to be treated kindly, according to the rules, etc. but they just think that they don't have to reciprocate unless you are their "friend" or a serious ass-kissing sycophant.

Golden Rule? Doesn't apply to them? Christian tenets? Don't apply to them.

Anonymous said...

192, in Miss. they live in shacks, double-wides, and under bridges.

Anonymous said...

Most of those bible thumpers wouldn't know a Christian tenet if it fell out of the heavens and hit them in their chubby faces.

Anonymous said...

LMAO that the squillen ass kissers are saying anyone who disagrees is jealous.

Not. I have never nor will I ever have peas on my facebook, twitter, or anything else to do with real life. Not something I'm interested in. Drama like this is why.

As for being jealous of Squillen? Bitch, please. She's morbidly obese, ugly, and a total heartless bitch to boot (foreclosure thread). She cooks. So do millions of other people. She shills her cookies to her "friends." Not something I'm interested in, as I have a job. She's a Mormon. I'm not interested in crazy ass cults. She spends huge amounts of time watching live feeds of a "reality" TV show. Again, not interested in anything like that.

Jealous? Not in the least.

Anonymous said...

Rules generally don't apply to me. I pretty much get to do what I want, when I want. It's probably because I'm a princess. Most women are jealous of me.

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Tyler. You are stupid.

I know it's probably a lot for your brain to handle, but contrary to popular belief, there are peas who do not post on those threads but do post on the blog.

I know...I know...deep breaths.

Now go eat another cookie.

Anonymous said...

Rules don't apply to me, either. Probably because I think I am special. And I know it's true because all my special friends tell me so. They're sittin' on my bench ;)

Anonymous said...

*Waving hi to Mrs. Tyler!!*

I post here, and I have not made a peep on the squillen thread.

Fuck.you.

Anonymous said...

197...she's a heartless bitch? For one post?

Kettle, meet pot.

Anonymous said...

Yup #2, from ONE FUCKING post. If you are such a heartless cow, that you kick a woman with six kids down, god only knows what other nasty bits lurk in your black hearted soul, so shut the fuck up and go back to Squeals and the Pod.

Anonymous said...

ITA with Layce.

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A lot of times someone will leave the message boards after some falling out just to watch for more fallout, see how peapular they are, that type of thing ,,, Oh Squillen where are you i hope your (sic) all right," etc, etc...

But they always come back. Kinder gentler and possibly more jaded but they always come back 'cause they can't stay away and so will Squillen.
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Anonymous said...

"The jury is just reg people picked off from a lottery. They are not picked for their education, or IQ. They are you and I..doesn't nec mean we are smart..LOL. I mean..we have Anna on here, who is smart..and she has doubts. Soo..WHO the heck nows what they are thinking. KWIM?!"

No, Cindy, you're wrong. Anna is NOT smart, she just appears to be smart when she stands nest to you. Sorry, bad example. That applies to everyone who stands next to you.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3099496&pg=3

Anonymous said...

^ ^ ^ ^ ^
*next to you*

Anonymous said...

Yes number 2, for one post. For one utterly bitchy, heartless post whose only reason was to kick someone while they were down. Or to put it in terms your black heart might understand, to walk by and piss next to that woman while she was on fire. Take your tired old pot/kettle schtick right back to the pod you shameless hypocrite. Fuck.You.

Anonymous said...

To me she's not a heartless bitch for just one post.

People seem to forget the facebook shit she was in too. I can only imagine what goes on in their secret groups that we don't hear about. They criticize us for having "the blog" yet they have their own little bitchfests going on.

Anonymous said...

#2, you certainly are a piece of #2. That "one" post of squillen's was beyond vile. Run along back to your mean-girl friends now--I'm sure they need you over there to back them up.

Anonymous said...

And Yubon joins the cookie thread!

Sometimes she grates on my nerves but that post was spot on.

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