Saturday, June 18, 2011

Space.

200 comments:

Crackhead Mary said...

FIRST!!!! maybe?

Anonymous said...

Just giving another wave to Mrs. Typhus.

We know you come here. The peas know you come here. You know you come here. And most importantly of all, God and Jeebus know you come here.

Please be careful during Thunderstorms.

Anonymous said...

It's curious that Mrs. Typhus inserts herself into every big drama at the pod. Every.single.one.

Strange behavior for someone who plays at being so above it all.

Anonymous said...

Hi, Mrs. Tyler!!!

We all know the blog is one of the places you visit while you're supposed to be teaching. And, as another blot bitch said: God and Jeebus know it, too :)

And Sweet Buttery Jeebus said...

But the question remains, does Mrs. Typhus have a brain?

Anonymous said...

Every once in a while, wench lands a good one. Nice response to Typhoid, wenchie! ;)

Anonymous said...

It will be interesting to see when the squillen harpies will finally let that thread die.

Anonymous said...

Peabay
Happy now?

PeaNut 156993 - July 2004
Posts: 37726 Layouts: 13
Loc: Connecticut
Posted: 6/18/2011 2:52:03 PM
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This is going to be a great thread. I am lovin the Facebook photos.

My dad would not thank me for putting his photo on the Internet. But there is not a single day passes when I don't know that I am the luckiest girl on the planet to have and still have my dad so involved in my life and in the life of my family.
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Ditto. Word for word. And I'm really enjoying everyone's pictures. I'm so sorry for those of you who have lost your dads and I wish you some measure of comfort tomorrow.
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That's ok Peabay we all know what he looks like.

Annabella though? I guess the Juan guesses were wrong!

Anonymous said...

Just a comment on the response that you have a life outside of 2peas. Want to explain that, since not only do you troll that board but then you also come here and bitch about it? You are all spending more time on this that the people you are bitching about.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 7 It will be interesting to see when the squillen harpies will finally let that thread die.

June 18, 2011 5:01 PM

Squealin' got what she wanted once again. A cookie reminder out to the Ps via her facebook P friends.

Sneaky bitch! Thanks to all of you playing along she'll have more orders for the lard pucks.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 9 Just a comment on the response that you have a life outside of 2peas. Want to explain that, since not only do you troll that board but then you also come here and bitch about it? You are all spending more time on this that the people you are bitching about.

June 18, 2011 5:17 PM
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I'm sure your comment will help them see the light!

Anonymous said...

I don't get the Princess Lasertron love. She was on a wedding board I was on back in the day and, even then, I thought she was pretty overrated. Is it really that hard to cut felt or fabric flowers and sew them together? I also don't really like the look of her stuff - it's fun, cute, whatever, but I think the kitschy wedding (Hello, Elsie Flannigan) has run its course. Jumped the shark, if you will.

Anonymous said...

12-you cannot compare Princess to Elsie Flannigan. OMG...Laserton has some talent and marketing sense. She is also well spoken and a decent writer.

Elsie acts like a 16 year old wanna be hipster. She can't write, she can't speak, she can't teach. She thinks she is eyecandy and she is marrying a wanna be rockstar.

Princess L is her own person. Elsie Schmellshie is channeling Zoe Deschanel and doing a really bad job of it! Elsie Cakes can get all the plastic surgery she wants and wear all the stupid outfits she wants but in the end, still still paints pictures of men's underpants...really ugly underpants.

Anonymous said...

*she still paints

Anonymous said...

Um...I don't think I compared PL to Elsie. I said the kitschy wedding (like the one Elsie just had) has run its course. Who, other than a wannabe hipster (a la Elsie) would buy PL's work? It's definitely original, but I think she won't be too busy once the current hipster infatuation with all things psuedo-vintage dies out.

Anonymous said...

#13 I like Princess and ITA on the Elsie. I still check out her blog. She tries WAY too hard to hipster and the clothes her and her friends design? Ugly. I can't find it now but at one point she was asking for money upfront so they make their next "collection". Really?

Anonymous said...

Just a comment on the response that you have a life outside of 2peas. Want to explain that, since not only do you troll that board but then you also come here and bitch about it? You are all spending more time on this that the people you are bitching about.
June 18, 2011 5:17 PM

LOL. And you would be here, why????

Between 2peas, the secret pea groups, the BB/Casey Anthony trial feeds, kissing squillen's ass, and now this blog, how DO you manage to get anything done?!

Fuck.You.
Hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

I am entirely shocked that so many blog hating peas spend so much time here. Uh, not so much.

We know the BF/Squeals crew spend as much or more time here than any other peas. As your minions would say, me thinks thou doth . . . ah, nevermind ;)

Anonymous said...

8, why do we all know? Is Peabay's dad someone famous?

And where has BF been lately?! She's missed days of CA and now Squillen's mess!

Anonymous said...

BF is cheering on all the flying monkeys from behind the scenes. You can bet on it.

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Tyler, nice job on your attempt at explaining away your blog knowledge. It's bullshit. If you really didn't give a rip about the blog, you wouldn't know that the meatblog is gone, and you certainly wouldn't know about this one.

Your fat assprints are all over this place. Why bother denying it?

Anonymous said...

What's the story w/ Cori in Wa? It's like she just appeared in the past few months or so and has come on gangbusters with the ass-kissing and trying to snuggle up to a few of the more notorious peas. Her badge says she's been around for a long time, but she never hit my radar till recently.
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Anonymous said...

Just another hello to all of Squeals' shills that are stopping by the blog "for the first time."

I haven't said anything over at the pod about cookiegate, but I do post over here. Sqeals was absolutely shilling her cookies. The facebook threads were right there for all to see.

And don't forget that it was one of you (in Squeals' inner circle of "friends") that sent those facebook posts to flstatenolefans.

Real great "friends" you all have there. Enjoy each other. Because no matter how loudly you scream and protest, you are absolutely no better than anyone here. Or at the pod.

Anonymous said...

Peabay's dad is actor Brian Dennehy. I had loved him for years. Despite that unfortunate movie with Sly Stallone. "Rambo" anyone?

Anonymous said...

Yep ^^^^ That really must get to them, because they sure won't let the cookie thing go.

Anonymous said...

Peabay's dad was great in "Foul Play." Love that movie :)

Anonymous said...

Brian Dennehy is a great actor! I'd heard that Peabay's dad is someone famous, just never heard who.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, 24. :)

Anonymous said...

I am finally getting around to reading the Squeals cookie thread and am shocked that Olan started it all. She was just here crying about us blog bitches discussing her miscarriage. Talk about pot meet kettle.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 19 8, why do we all know? Is Peabay's dad someone famous?

And where has BF been lately?! She's missed days of CA and now Squillen's mess!

June 18, 2011 6:01 PM

on vacation

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3097298#28833858

Anonymous said...

The only person that 'started it all' was squillen. Knowingly and willingly. Didn't you read the Facebook posts?

Anonymous said...

It would be nice if BF's vacation was a year long trip around the world.

Anonymous said...

Hi PEAlitical!!

The Yubon pictures are on the previous post. ;)

Anonymous said...

You can BET that BF is connected to all the goings on at the Pod and the secret Facebook groups while she is on "vacation". Bitch please!

Anonymous said...

I think the Sqeaking thread is a concerted effort by the Sqeaker's partners-in-crime to revise the real history of cookiegate. Make it sound like a bunch of jalous blog bitches are to blame for running her off the board. When really it was one of her own.

Anonymous said...

BF's involvement is a given. She is the head flying monkey.

Anonymous said...

17 You need to work on your reading comprehension. I never claimed to not read NSBR board. My comment was to those that claim to "have a life outside of 2peas" , yet manage to troll one board and come to another blog to bitch. You can't claim to have a life outside of it if you spend so much time there and here finding things to bitch about.

But you cunts are just too stupid to see the irony in the idiotic comments you make.

Anonymous said...

Meh #37. I give you a 6.5 for effort. Try harder next time. You.can.do.it!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 34 You can BET that BF is connected to all the goings on at the Pod and the secret Facebook groups while she is on "vacation". Bitch please!

June 18, 2011 8:08 PM

Well no shit but someone asked where she was during all the drama and that is where she is.

Purple Kangaroo said...

Yubs posted those links to her pics yesterday. No one would keep (well maybe a pea) that shit forever. I am *sure* she posted her own links.

Anonymous said...

Hey 37, thanks for acknowledging how much the blog gets to you ;)

And for confirming just how much tie you spend here. I hope you feel better now. No? Need a hug?

Anonymous said...

And that 'one' comment was beyond simple snark. It was purposely kicking someone while they were down-at what was very likely one of the very lowest points in their life.
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Don't forget that 4 of those kids (6-8 total) were her dead brother's and dead SIL's kids. It wasn't like she pushed out a bunch of kids and expected others to pay for it. Squillen's bitchy post was the final straw for me. The facebook convo was just icing on the cookie.

Anonymous said...

Totally agree 42.

Rot in hell, squillen.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, trying to keep up.

Can you explain #42 ?

I can get that you are talking about Squillen making a bitchy post, but about whom and where?

Anonymous said...

41 Thanks for the offer bit I'm good. The blog is my entertainment for the day. Something will always crack me up.

Anonymous said...

Can you explain #42 ?

I can get that you are talking about Squillen making a bitchy post, but about whom and where?
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Here is a link: http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3080478&pg=1

Suzanne's comment is on the first page about 3/4 of the way down. The comment was made before the update from the OP.

Anonymous said...

OMG they are all bitching about Squeals not coming back because of all the people who were mean to her...NO, she is not coming back because she has worked out her "friends" over there actually are a bunch of fucked up psycho losers.

Seriously with friends like that - dredging up everything negative ever said about you - who needs enemies?

Anonymous said...

Don't forget that 4 of those kids (6-8 total) were her dead brother's and dead SIL's kids.

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Dead friend's kids, not brother. My bad. =)

Anonymous said...

What the hell is Typhus rambling about with this blog and her children supposedly being called rodents? NOBODY has ever brought up Typhus' children. Ever.

Nice try at a false sympathy ploy, you hideous cunt. Now go back and infect the Pod some more.

Anonymous said...

Something is hanky on that losing custody of your kids thread. Seanna's answer is weird. And I'd bet there's way more to the op's story. Same with those moms who claim they've lost custody for no reason and with proof to back their side.

Anonymous said...

I also call bullshit on typhoid's rodent allegations.

Anonymous said...

Why are so many peas foolish enough to put the details of their personal lives' all over the www?

Anonymous said...

#50 I'm sure someone with have way better details than me.

I think scrappyboysmom is an old pea that had a different name. She was married to a guy in the military and he got arrested for stealing supplies and then re-selling. I think he got jail time and was kicked out. She divorced him and shacked up with another guy pretty quickly and got pregnant with her third kid. I don't think she's with him now.

Anonymous said...

Scrapinboysmom used to be zaaima. Her husband was dishonorably discharged, courtmarshalled abd spent time n prison for theft of military property. Reall nutbag. She went on to date some other loser, wanted to marry him and have a destination wedding without her kids, then had a kid with this dude and then broke up with him. She must have done something really awful to be worried avout custody. Anyone else remember when her ex husband tried to make himself look insane inorder to get out of prison? He was in an intersection in his underwear crying and clutching a pillow.

Anonymous said...

52, who do you think puts the most out there?

I think probably Mrs. Tyler. She puts way too much out there.

Anonymous said...

Typhus and her rodent children. She is such a fucking liar. Always looking for attention and sympathy.

Hey Typhoid...NO ONE HERE HAS EVER TALKED ABOUT YOUR DAMN KIDS. Stop fucking lying!!

Way to get the Pod Dorks even more riled up about this blog. Most of them are to stoopid and they just believe anything anyone says about what we post.

Well guess what, you fat twat, we don't insult children, not even yours!! I sure hope you read this and learn to shut your yap. Plus, if we did insult your kids, we would have said something a lot worse than Rodent for fuck's sake.

Typhoid, you pull this shit again and I will call you out on the Pod for the liar that you are. Now get your face outta that Alabama Hot Pocket.

Anonymous said...

The pea pearl clutchers always lie and say someone said mean things about their kids. I've read the Meat blog and this blog for years and I honestly do not remember anyone saying mean things about Mrs. T's kid. The only thing I do remember is someone said they hoped her daughter grew up to be slutty and band a bunch of black and Hispanic guys left and right because Mrs. T is so mental about that kind of shit.

Anonymous said...

bang not band. LOL ^^^^^

Anonymous said...

lol reminds me of *the big band theory*

who the hell had that as a typo? i forget now

Anonymous said...

Someone also wished her son had teh gays. No one has every called them rodents. If she come up with that shit that may be how she feels about her kids.

Anonymous said...

I think she said the rodent thing for 3 reasons,

1. To deflect the peas attention away from the impression she gave of reading here

2. To get sympathy, which she immediately did

3. She thinks some blog bitch might out herself by going over there and denying the rodent thing. (Remember, she considers herself to be quite a rocket surgeon)

Anonymous said...

Wow, and Squillin doesn't even have the decency to come back to the thread and apologize. What a stubborn bitch. She's used to hanging out with all those self righteous BBBFF bitches who would say the same exact thing. She got a little too comfortable and cocky at the pod. Hopefully when those lame BBBFF-showboating threads come back all those cliquey bitches will all be confined in one place again.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the back story on scrappinboys mom. What a hot mess.

Anonymous said...

So what's the peaname of the Becky who heads up the big brother peas Facebook group?

Anonymous said...

Typhus is the biggest blog bitch here! HI MRS T!! Quit yer fuckin lying about your crotch nuggets being called rodents. Wish I knew where you taught so you could be exposed for the POS teacher you are. Giving the kids worksheets while you Pea the day away is NOT teaching.

Anonymous said...

Elsie Flanagan is a hag, and her so called style blows. I cannot believe people buy her stuff, and think she is uber cool

Anonymous said...

Google her name and you can find out where she teaches. I personally wouldn't bother since she probably has them snowed too, but it isn't hard. I thought about it after she posted her comments about giving and receiving oral under her real name.

Anonymous said...

eh...Ms T aint worth it. Her true teaching ability will come to light when the pay for performance shit comes to fruition.

Anonymous said...

Just cuz I WANT TO BE #69

LOL

Anonymous said...

"Typhoid, you pull this shit again and I will call you out on the Pod for the liar that you are. Now get your face outta that Alabama Hot Pocket."

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Do eeeeet!

Anonymous said...

I'm not exactly sure what a Alabama Hot Pocket is and I'm afraid to google it.

Anonymous said...

OMG! Yeah, 71, you don't want to google it!

Anonymous said...

Can you post the link where Typhus is claiming we are discussing her kids? I looked at her threads and couldn't find it.

Anonymous said...

#73, I believe the accusation came in the recent where's squillen thread.

Anonymous said...

Here's the linky dink #73

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3099400&pg=4

Anonymous said...

I don't have a 2 Peas account, is there an open blog bitch willing to post some news about a Pea that has been very sick and has taken a turn for the worse? I am not one to jump on the Prayers thing but she almost died and is sick again.

Anonymous said...

Hell, you can just post the news here. The vast majority of peas read this blog, no matter what they claim.

Anonymous said...

Also, 76 on the heels of the squillen thing and Mrs. Typhus and her ilk claiming they know how to out the blog bitches, you're not likely to get any takers.

You should just make up an anon. pea ID and post your news there. Why can't you do that?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I agree with 78. 76, sorry but your request seems dodgy at best.

Anonymous said...

64-I can't remember off the top of my head. The other day I was able to search Facebook for the group name and it was posted here.

I just tried searching again and I can't find it. I think maybe they made it unsearchable now.

Anonymous said...

just searched facebook and there were two big brother pea groups. One looks like an older group-same person in charge. That one has 26 members listed. Some are duplicates in the new group. The new group only has 16 members.

Anonymous said...

I don't agree with Captain K often, but I have to say she is spot on with the Lauren in Spain thread.

Why in the HELL would anyone who's having a fabulous European vacation even THINK about the peas, much less take time out to post?

L'Urine is so pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 67 Google her name and you can find out where she teaches. I personally wouldn't bother since she probably has them snowed too, but it isn't hard. I thought about it after she posted her comments about giving and receiving oral under her real name.

June 19, 2011 7:12 AM
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She would probably bring up the blog and tell them it's all *OUR* fault. Insert fake whine.

Anonymous said...

82, not only did she take the time to post, it looks like she's been reading the recent squeals thread @@

Anonymous said...

83, I can hear it now..."It was those MEAN peas on that blog that I don't read or post on because they are so MEAN and they just want to tear down nice Christian ladies...They are being so MEAN to me!!!" *weepweep*

Anonymous said...

I love this place. We're all so awesome.

Anonymous said...

Peas who haven't been around in awhile and I don't miss:
Camicar
TracyFl
Treelover
MKM

Lets see if this beetlejuices them back to the pod.

Anonymous said...

What's the point of renaming the Squillen thread 'OK'?

Anonymous said...

Yubon is a liar. Those pics posted here I have seen before on the board. Yubon is a regular reader and poster here. I bet you when someone (or she) asked what she looked like, she posted those pics of herself.

Anonymous said...

Camicar used to be a daily multi poster, haven't seen her around in a couple of months. Wonder if she lurks now and wonders why no one is asking about her like they are about squillen.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 90 Yubon is a liar. Those pics posted here I have seen before on the board. Yubon is a regular reader and poster here. I bet you when someone (or she) asked what she looked like, she posted those pics of herself.

June 19, 2011 12:53 PM
Already been brought up, see #40.

Anonymous said...

Why in the HELL would anyone who's having a fabulous European vacation even THINK about the peas, much less take time out to post?
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because you check your email from the hotel's lobby when you return back home to the hotel everynight. Then you quickly check into facebook and well if you were forced to buy an internet time package then you kill time on 2peas. She's not taking time away from her vacation, she's already turned in for the night at the hotel. Maybe she's on her laptop while her mom is in the shower.

Anonymous said...

How much to pay a 17 yr old to watch my 8 yr old 35 hours a week?
Posted 6/18/2011 by I_pea_glitter in NSBR Board
999999888*********
Turn off the internet.

Anonymous said...

What, 94 - turn off the internet and pay them the equivalent of the weekly cost? WTF are you on about?

retard

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing 94 means cancel the internet and use that money to pay the sitter...anything else I can help you with there 95?

Anonymous said...

retard? really? are you freakin' 12?

Because of *THIS* comment from her. Simple, Simpleton!:


Posted: 6/18/2011 12:06:50 PM
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I agree that $10 a day isn't enough, I was just saying I have an extra 50 per week out of my paycheck, more than that something from the budget will have to go less.


8****8887&&&&&&77&&777

Go back to the bucket. Who really says "what are you on about?". That sounds lame.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 96 I'm guessing 94 means cancel the internet and use that money to pay the sitter...anything else I can help you with there 95?

June 19, 2011 1:55 PM

You're correct, thank you! It's getting sadder and sadder every day that we have to help out the slowerjoes of the blog and explain shit.
I doubt anyone would miss her if she shut it down. Win Win!! WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twopeasinabucket

Really?

Anonymous said...

96, how much do you fucking pay for internet access? Enough to cancel and pay a babysitter?

What part of my VERY CLEAR post do you NOT get? I pay $70 pm for great internet access.

$70/4 -AIN'T A GREAT RATE. FFS.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 100 96, how much do you fucking pay for internet access? Enough to cancel and pay a babysitter?

What part of my VERY CLEAR post do you NOT get? I pay $70 pm for great internet access.

$70/4 -AIN'T A GREAT RATE. FFS.

June 19, 2011 2:29 PM

you are VERY CLEARLY an idiot.

if she's hard up for cash that's something she can get rid of.

that is ALL the statement said.

i don't give a shit what she pays for anything, it's money and she needs it more than the net apparently.

why all butt hurt?

CLEARLY said...

Anonymous said... 100 96, how much do you fucking pay for internet access? Enough to cancel and pay a babysitter?

What part of my VERY CLEAR post do you NOT get? I pay $70 pm for great internet access.

$70/4 -AIN'T A GREAT RATE. FFS.

June 19, 2011 2:29 PM
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Some people CLEARLY should not have internet access.

Anonymous said...

Why in the HELL would anyone who's having a fabulous European vacation even THINK about the peas, much less take time out to post?
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because you check your email from the hotel's lobby when you return back home to the hotel everynight. Then you quickly check into facebook and well if you were forced to buy an internet time package then you kill time on 2peas. She's not taking time away from her vacation, she's already turned in for the night at the hotel. Maybe she's on her laptop while her mom is in the shower.
June 19, 2011 12:59 PM

@@ Whatever you say, L'Urine, I mean #93.

Anonymous said...

because you check your email from the hotel's lobby when you return back home to the hotel everynight. Then you quickly check into facebook and well if you were forced to buy an internet time package then you kill time on 2peas.
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I guess my idea of vacation is much different because those things don't even cross my mind. I might use the net to check up on some sites we want to see the next day but everything else can just hang.

Athena's Ass Pineapple said...

Totally agree 104. I'm on vacation, I want as little contact with "home" stuff as possible, including teh internets.

Anonymous said...

Agree with the PPs. When I'm on vacation there's no way in hell I'm checking my email and no way in he'll I'd be dicking around on 2peas. I go on vacation to get away from the daily grind and routine.

Anonymous said...

Who really says "what are you on about?". That sounds lame.

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Honey pie, one group of peeps who might say "what are you on about" would be Brits. Ur ethnocentrism is showing.

Anonymous said...

I consider myself pretty well traveled and I've never heard "what are you on about".

As we say on the East Coast...fuck off.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 107 Who really says "what are you on about?". That sounds lame.

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Honey pie, one group of peeps who might say "what are you on about" would be Brits. Ur ethnocentrism is showing.

June 19, 2011 4:46 PM

That makes sense. "Ur" not so superior are you?

Thanks 108 for saying it for me!

Anonymous said...

All you ignorant, xenophobic pea/blog bitches suck. And you're the reason Americans get such a bad rap. I hope people in other countries know that not all Americans are such assholes.

Anonymous said...

108 can't be very well traveled and is definitely not well read. Your dumbass is showing.

Anonymous said...

So now we're afraid of foreigners because a particularly stupid phrase is lame? LMAO

You are what gives *YOUR* country a bad name (without even telling us where exactly you're from, of course).

Good to know that it's ok to get butt hurt all over the world!

Anonymous said...

108 can't be very well traveled and is definitely not well read. Your dumbass is showing.


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I'm not well read? What the fuck does that mean?

And it's *YOU'RE*, thank you :)

I love when peas who think they are superior make mistakes. YOU are the dumbass.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHHA, 117. YOUR funny

Anonymous said...

Oops..meant 114

Mind your head

Anonymous said...

"your" is possessive.

You're is only used for "you are".

So actually, 114s YOU are the dumbass.

fucktard, actually.

Anonymous said...

I will add that if you have to ask what "well read" means, you aren't.

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Looks like 117 totally proved 112's point.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3099815
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hahaha! crazyass courtneylynne thinks she's got the parenting thing all figured out. One good outing is no.reason.at.all. to brag.

brings to mind that whole 'pride goeth before a fall' thing. Isn't that from teh bible, even?

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Brits, I just saw a commercial on TLC for "William and Kate: Baby Watch".

Am I the only one that finds that weird?

Geez...let them be. I'm sure there is enough pressure, nevermind the fact that we they are now waiting for her to get sperminated. God forbid they don't want children.

Anonymous said...

Well read = you've read all the Twilight books.

DUH

Anonymous said...

I'm not well read? What the fuck does that mean?

And it's *YOU'RE*, thank you :)

I love when peas who think they are superior make mistakes. YOU are the dumbass.
June 19, 2011 5:22 PM

CLASSIC!

117, might we suggest a course in remedial English?

The well-read (well, at least more than you!) person that you're so foolishly trying to make fun of was actually correct.

"your dumbass is showing" would be like saying "your ignorance is showing."

YOUR is the possessive.

YOU'RE is a contraction that means YOU ARE. Obviously, the phrase "you are dumbass is showing" or "you are ignorance is showing" wouldn't make much sense.

I'm sorry that YOU'RE too dimwitted to grasp that. If you weren't such a stupid twat, I'd almost feel sorry for you.

Anonymous said...

I see AnnaBanana is here tonight.

Hey Girl!

Anonymous said...

Maybe courtneylynne could volunteer her super-charged uterus to the royal couple.

Anonymous said...

Maybe courtneylynne could volunteer her super-charged uterus to the royal couple.

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Her or Mary Mary. Jesus. Trying to compete with the Duggars is so last year.

Anonymous said...

#76 - Sami?

Anonymous said...

Jeebus. I suspect that 2peafaithful cannot go to the bathroom or even walk across a room without someone holding her hand.

She takes the terms 'needy' and 'high maintenance' to a whole new level.

Her DH must be a complete and complementary idiot or must have the patience of a friggin' saint.

If breathing weren't automatic, I'm sure she'd need opinions and advice on that, too.

Anonymous said...

Same with brandym42456654

I think she checks twopeas just to make sure its okay to step outside in the morning

Anonymous said...

I am beginning to believe that being a Pea lowers your IQ with each post you make. Some on the board are just damn dumb.

Anonymous said...

Amen, 130. I want to ask some of them how they don't fall down more.

Anonymous said...

Anyone else tired of all the Couch to 5K threads? Fad.

Suck my Hummmmer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said...

Some on the board are just damn dumb.


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It's all those Disney vacations. They lower your IQ to 3rd grade level.

Anonymous said...

I am so sick of Disney.

Anonymous said...

The only Pea I think takes awesome vacations is Pudgy Groundhog. Her daughter is seeing the world not some tourist trap with idiots running around with mouse ears hats on.

Anonymous said...

#127

I am not #76 but I think it probably is. I don't think she wants any Pea attention, I wouldn't post it without asking her first. She is perfectly capable of posting herself if she wanted that kind of attention. I'd just leave her and her situation alone. A heart infection is pretty serious and I doubt she has any energy for anything but healing.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 114 108 can't be very well traveled and is definitely not well read. Your dumbass is showing.


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I'm not well read? What the fuck does that mean?

And it's *YOU'RE*, thank you :)

I love when peas who think they are superior make mistakes. YOU are the dumbass.

June 19, 2011 5:22 PM

*SNORT*

Anonymous said...

Oh dear God Jesus....do not beetlejuice Sami back to the blog or the pod.

Funny how this "Pea with the illness" shit keeps coming back up. Sami is a whack job and I don't believe half the crap that she posts. Heart infection? Good lord. Just don't talk about her anymore.

Candy Boots said...

Don't you just get sick of the posts at the pod that say things like- "Am I too Sensitive?" or "Did I do the Right Thing?" or "What Should I Do About Blah, Blah?".

I swear I want to go and post to the thread telling them how stupid they are, what they did was so wrong, and it must be hard to make it thru the day when you are that stupid, clueless and STUPID.

Anonymous said...

138

Well the heart infection is true, her husband was posting about it while she was in the hospital. I can't vouch for anything else though.

I do think she needs to stay away from the pod and the blog and I think anyone posting about her on the pod would be doing her a huge disservice.

She left for a good reason, hasn't been back so please just let her be. She gets a lot of support on FB, please just leave it there, where she chooses to be. She's a big girl and if she wants it posted on the pod, she could do it herself. She is making FB posts, unlike when she was too sick to do so with the heart infection, a few weeks ago.

Her family is good about posting and keeping people up to date when she can't.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear God Jesus....do not beetlejuice Sami back to the blog or the pod.

Funny how this "Pea with the illness" shit keeps coming back up. Sami is a whack job and I don't believe half the crap that she posts. Heart infection? Good lord. Just don't talk about her anymore.
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Who died and left YOU in charge of what we can and can't talk about? Speak for yourself bitch because you certainly aren't speaking for me.

Anonymous said...

117, might we suggest a course in remedial English?

The well-read (well, at least more than you!) person that you're so foolishly trying to make fun of was actually correct.

"your dumbass is showing" would be like saying "your ignorance is showing."

YOUR is the possessive.

YOU'RE is a contraction that means YOU ARE. Obviously, the phrase "you are dumbass is showing" or "you are ignorance is showing" wouldn't make much sense.

I'm sorry that YOU'RE too dimwitted to grasp that. If you weren't such a stupid twat, I'd almost feel sorry for you.

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Applause.

Anonymous said...

Could Cara please take a new photo of Special Guy and brother that doesn't look so gay?

Anonymous said...

Make that double applause.

Anonymous said...

143 Could you please make a new post that doesn't sound so homophobic?

Anonymous said...

Hi Cara!

Anonymous said...

132-Anyone else tired of all the Couch to 5K threads? Fad.
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I can't find fault with anything that might get a Pea off their wide end and moving even if only lasts a few weeks.

Rodent Face said...

You'd have to pry the lard cookies and cake pops out of their hands first.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if Christine reads the blog. She just bumped scrapinboysmom thread after two days. I can't imagine actively searching for that thread

Anonymous said...

Fuck the homos, but why make such an ugly post about someone's child?

Anonymous said...

Who cares about the pic of Cara's kids? She needs to change that ugly ass avatar pic. Every time I see it, it scares the bejeebus outta me. The Crypt Keeper with a bad Mary-Kay makeover:::shudder::::

Anonymous said...

Cara is a pretty woman, but I agree the avatar isn't working for her.

Anonymous said...

The only Pea I think takes awesome vacations is Pudgy Groundhog. Her daughter is seeing the world not some tourist trap with idiots running around with mouse ears hats on.
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I thought she only goes hiking?

Anonymous said...

Her DH must be a complete and complementary idiot or must have the patience of a friggin' saint.
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2peafaithful didn't sleep with him the 2 years they dated before marriage. So yes he is a saint.

Anonymous said...

It cracks me up that L'Urine's thread has about 400 views and just 10 responses. That should be a hint. And have you ever noticed that so many of the more "popular" or well-known peas never post to her threads? She's not as cool as she thinks she is.

Anonymous said...

BF went on vacation to Dallas? I'm sure she's on her laptop keeping up with the Casey Anthony trial. But I don't miss her on the board. It's a refreshing break.

Anonymous said...

Never said the kids were gay. Just the photo looks like some sort of West Virginia back woods family photo. Besides, when it first came out everybody on the meat blog thought it looked gay too. Seeing how this is the same type of blog, unclench. I'm not against gay people.

Anonymous said...

I thought she only goes hiking?
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Yeah but to really cool places. I also love to hike and would love to say I've been to the places she has been. Someday.

Anonymous said...

From peabays pixar thread:

WTF mistysmere is taking her son to see cars 2 just to make his time with his dad and dads gf crappy. Yeah she's a winner.

"We will be seeing it Friday or Saturday. DS heads to camp on Sunday and I have to drop him off for his month with his dad on the way home from camp. X's GF LOVES kids movies. It's kinda fun knowing that DS will whine that he's already seen a movie when she suggests going to one. Cuz the X hates movies. Not that this is the only reason we will see it. Just the bonus reason. "

Anonymous said...

WTF mistysmere is taking her son to see cars 2 just to make his time with his dad and dads gf crappy. Yeah she's a winner.

"We will be seeing it Friday or Saturday. DS heads to camp on Sunday and I have to drop him off for his month with his dad on the way home from camp. X's GF LOVES kids movies. It's kinda fun knowing that DS will whine that he's already seen a movie when she suggests going to one. Cuz the X hates movies. Not that this is the only reason we will see it. Just the bonus reason. "

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I saw that. She must be a peach to be around.

Anonymous said...

Using 'gay' as a derogatory term sure makes it look like you're at least slightly homophobic. Take that shit back to 2peas. And, leave kids out of it.

Anonymous said...

I sue the word "gay" all the time and I love the gays!

Anonymous said...

Mistysmere could be the poster child for crazy, vengeful ex-wives everywhere. Wasn't she the one who has been making her kid save up for a (nintendo) DS for like, years? And plays Hers in front of him and won't let him touch it? ICAO, yeah, she's touched with more than just a bit of teh crazy.

Anonymous said...

Sure you do, 162

Anonymous said...

Nah using the word gay does not mean that somebody is homophobic. That's a 2peas PC comeback. Seems more like a nerve was touched in your direction instead.

Again the poster mentioned that the photo was gay, not the kids. Go back and reread it. It is a strange pose.

Anonymous said...

Sure you do, 162

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I don't? OH, okay.

Anonymous said...

OK so this is where we are headed today? All the "take that back to 2Peas" shit? That's when this place is no different than the bucket. Somebody gets offended, some people aren't, and then we'll fight about it until the horse is beyond dead. Somebody has to act like the crusader of PC at each place. This isn't about kids or gays.

Anonymous said...

I think mistymeres was making the kid save up coke reward points or something like that and he had the nerve to ask when he would get the nintendo so she added points over and above what he would need to get the game. But I'm sure she is a loving caring and devoted mom who never has to worry about being stabbed in her sleep.

Anonymous said...

Hell I know gay men who use the word GAY, and in the same 'derogatory' manner about something, not a lifestyle.

Anonymous said...

What about retard and nigger can I use those words here too? Blacks use nigger does that make it ok for everyone else? Sometimes words hurt and gay is one of them.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes words hurt and gay is one of them.

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Sweetie, maybe the blog isn't the best place for you. Go find a Christian message board or a knitting group.

Anonymous said...

2peafaithful mentions her middle sons school won't accept or follow his IEP, I'm wondering if the schools tests show he is just fine mentally and she is just a shitty parent blaming his behavior on Autism. I know the schools my kids go to take IEPs very serious.

Anonymous said...

OK then 171 let me get this straight, calling things or people gay is ok but other words are inappropriate to say?

I hope you wind up with a gay kid then maybe you'll understand.

Anonymous said...

OK then 171 let me get this straight, calling things or people gay is ok but other words are inappropriate to say?

I hope you wind up with a gay kid then maybe you'll understand.

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Having a gay child would not bother me and I hope they would come out with enough sense that "gay" is just a word and only you can determine if it hurts your or not.

Wah, Wah, Cry Me a River said...

Jesus, 173...calm the fuck down. Stop being so uber sensitive. It is so damn annoying. Gay is nothing but a word. Why do you let a word rile you up so much. Maybe you have more of an issue with your gay kid than you let on.

If you want to be all PC and shit, go back to the Pod (yes, I said it)

You all end up the same. You have a gay kid, a kid with autism, a snowflake that is special needs or whatever the problem du jour is. ALL OF YOU end up wearing it like a damn hair shirt. Get over yourselves. The world does not revolve around you and your special snowflake. Let your kid live their life and stop labeling them or worrying about what some other jack ass may label them.

Anonymous said...

I don't know, I think words can be more then just words. Looks at words like retard slut whore nigger faggot. They aren't "just" words. They are angry words used to hurt people. If someone gets hurt by gay I think that's just the way they feel.

If I had a retarded kid I won't like people using that, if I were black I won't want to be called nigger. As a woman I don't want to be called slut or cunt.

Live and let live why jump down someones throat because they don't like the word gay.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't ever call someone gay as a derogatory word. Joking around and saying something is "gay" is different than being malicious.

Anonymous said...

I don't know, I think words can be more then just words. Looks at words like retard slut whore nigger faggot. They aren't "just" words. They are angry words used to hurt people. If someone gets hurt by gay I think that's just the way they feel.

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Yeah words can hurt but this is also the real world. Nobody is going to be sensitive to how you feel. Toughen up or it's going to be a hard ride for you. I've heard things out in public that I'm not fond of, but I can't change everybody to what *I* find uncomfortable or not.

GOD people Cara's kids were not called GAY in the first place. Fuck!

Anonymous said...

Back to smashing peas please. How about Carolina Girl 71 post this weekend about how she couldn't tell the workers they hired for their yard to stop working on the neighbors yard because she lives in the south.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't ever call someone gay as a derogatory word. Joking around and saying something is "gay" is different than being malicious.

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Exactly

GOD people Cara's kids were not called GAY in the first place. Fuck!

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Exactly- too! Although somebody is now probably going to get offended that you said "GOD" in a way that pissed them off. LOL.

The overly sensitive types need to go back to the pod.

Anonymous said...

So calling the picture retarded would be ok to since its in a joking way? If the kids where female and black we could have said it's "A retarded gay nigger picture"

Anonymous said...

opps forgot slutty "a retarded gay slutty nigger picture. But its said all in a fun joking way.

Anonymous said...

ffs people let the whole this word can be used joking/it hurts my feelings thing die and get back to smacking peas. This place sucks lately.

Anonymous said...

Ryan Dunn from jackass died today bummer anyone want to be the first to post it at the pod. Of course until scrapwench confirms I'll have my doubts.

Anonymous said...

I love that the pea who posted this though giving birth on a toilet was such a big deal, almost to the point of making fun of it. It's sad that women in our country and have no idea about the birthing process and the way our bodies birth.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3099828

It also doesn't mean the baby falls IN The toilet @@

Anonymous said...

I think it would be funny if it was a retarded gay slutty nigger picture. But you'd really have to change slutty to ho to make it right. Toss in skank butch and you've hit the jackpot.

Anonymous said...

Ryan Dunn from jackass died today bummer anyone want to be the first to post it at the pod. Of course until scrapwench confirms I'll have my doubts.

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Really?! That's sad :( I love the Jackass boys, although I'm sure it's frowned upon at the pod

Anonymous said...

So calling the picture retarded would be ok to since its in a joking way? If the kids where female and black we could have said it's "A retarded gay nigger picture"

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It has NOTHING to do with the kids IN the picture. But ok. Yeah, call the photo itself whatever floats your boat. ;)

Plus I'm offended at your incorrect spelling of 'were' to where. ;) Now we're all offended.

I do hate that every time I look at that photo all I think of is Cara labeling him as Special Guy. That's just weird for a mom to do.

Anonymous said...

Cara has put that kid in a box and won't let him out. My ds had a friend who has done that with her kid. It's kind of sad, the older he gets the less the "normal" kids want to do with him as his "specialness" is emphasized so much he gets to do what he wants and won't try and fit in.

Anonymous said...

Cara is WEIRD, just look at HER picture.

Anonymous said...

And Ryan Dunns passing has been announced at the pod...still waiting for the scrapwench confirmation.

Anonymous said...

Gay mom go home. We get it. Your child being gay is a tragedy (to you). ITA that you wear it like a hair shirt. THAT's what says way more about you and YOUR bias against gays. I feel sorry for your kid. While you think you're being all supportive and shit, he/she and everyone else can easily see what a problem you think teh gay really is.

Anonymous said...

Cara has put that kid in a box and won't let him out. My ds had a friend who has done that with her kid. It's kind of sad, the older he gets the less the "normal" kids want to do with him as his "specialness" is emphasized so much he gets to do what he wants and won't try and fit in.

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I agree, and see the same thing with Ali's son Simon as he gets older. It's hard to look normal when your mom follows you on a school field trip taking pictures all the time. While that may be kind of normal to take photos of your child, mine is the same age and would have rather me leave my camera home. Plus I realized I had to turn off the mommy helicopter.

Plus I really do wonder when he gets older, with google, how easy it will be for mean kids in school to find him on the internet through his mom's site. I always wondered about the privacy of some of these kids we see grow up in the 'celeb scrapping circle.' Kind of off topic, but not. lol.

Anonymous said...

Gay mom go home. We get it. Your child being gay is a tragedy (to you). ITA that you wear it like a hair shirt. THAT's what says way more about you and YOUR bias against gays. I feel sorry for your kid. While you think you're being all supportive and shit, he/she and everyone else can easily see what a problem you think teh gay really is.

Yep.

Anonymous said...

I do hate that every time I look at that photo all I think of is Cara labeling him as Special Guy. That's just weird for a mom to do.
June 20, 2011 9:07 AM
Anonymous said... 189

Cara has put that kid in a box and won't let him out. My ds had a friend who has done that with her kid.
^^^
Totally agree. The biggest obstacle that poor kid has is his mom and her attitude.

And re: Cara's post about surprising her dad this weekend. I thought she was on really lousy terms with her parents? I thought she had made posts in the past about what awful people they are/were?

Anonymous said...

Cara is WEIRD, just look at HER picture.

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Her picture is so white woman. (To offend all the white women, since I used it in a derogatory way.)
I'm whiteophobic.

Anonymous said...

Did you dumb bitches ever think that "gay mom" is a troll who likes to wind you up? Sweet jeebus you all are just the same as the losers at the pod. Way to take the bait.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for setting everyone straight with your superior insight, 197.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3099949

I'm thinking of serving up Shirley some dumplings...yum

Maybe I'm hard hearted but just how do you get so attached to a chicken?

Jane Doe said...

New space is up.

Anonymous said...

Well since I am "gay mom" I think I do have some insight into what I've been posting.

Anonymous said...

I bow to you 197! WOW I wish I was as smart as you!

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