Sunday, June 26, 2011

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Anonymous said...

First bitches!

Princess Lasertron's Gay Husband said...

fiiii-iiiiiiiirst!

Princess Lasertron's Gay Husband said...

Damn. I'll crawl back into my hole.

Anonymous said...

PrincessLasertron posted that she and her husband are both bi-sexual. She said that she had mainly been in relationships with men though, but had had bi-sexual experiences. As for her DH she said he had always been in relationships with men before but being bi-sexual, ended up with a female (her). She said they always thought they would just be friends, but at some point it worked out that they felt they could turn it into a relationship.

Anonymous said...

That would be ballsy of her to say on the bukkit. Makes me wonder if she was trolling.

Anonymous said...

Maddieksmom...same shit,different day.
Will she ever get over her bitterness?

Anonymous said...

5: It might have been on her blog. Can't remember if it was there or the bucket, but I think it was on her blog around the time when she posted her wedding photos and such. I believe her, it seemed very sincere and wasn't just a casual reply to a random question. Plus her blog is kind of like a journal of her life, her family reads it, etc.

I can't stand her but I do believe she was being honest, just like she is about being bi-polar and why she stays up super late and sleeps most of the day. She seems to be very open and honest on her blog.

Angry Doughnuts said...

Smooootches Jane!!

Anonymous said...

I asked my SO if he would let me propose to him and he said no fucking way.

Also, if my friend was into getting rammed by other dudes, it would never cross my mind that they might be marriage material. Huh.

Anonymous said...

I have to admit to liking PL. As 7 posted above she seems genuine and honest. I'm not feeling the hate.
Yes that last comment on the font thread was pretty insensitive, but we all fuck up every now and then. She strikes me as having had a bit of a rocky life so far (mental illness, cutting etc) and she seems to be making a go of it. Not particularly a 'fan' of her work, but it's inoffensive and if others like it then good for her.
I'm one of the regular bitches here, but she isn't on my hit list... there's bigger C U Next TuesdayS at the pod to fry (I just watched that SATC episode on DVD a few days ago & couldn't resist!)

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 6 Maddieksmom...same shit,different day.
Will she ever get over her bitterness?

June 26, 2011 11:37 PM

sounds to me like she's doing a *LOT* better than she was before.

i think she was doing ok before considering what she was dealt.

the only one with a problem with her was Flubs.

Anonymous said...

@11, no Yubon isn't the only one, I can't stand her either.

Anonymous said...

Can't stand her either, whiney bitch. Get up dust yourself down and stop the whining. Nobody likes a cry baby.

Anonymous said...

I'm another one that couldn't stand maddieksmom. Yubon usually said what I was thinking, sometimes in not so nice terms. Drove me nuts seeing that CindyUpNorth defend her all the time.

Anonymous said...

Cindyupnorth is another one I dislike. Odds on for her DD being pregnant by the end of the year.

Chas Bono said...

She said they always thought they would just be friends, but at some point it worked out that they felt they could turn it into a relationship.
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Yah I am bisexual and so is he but let's get married so we can live in Nebraska without getting harrassed for being "teh gays."

She and hubby are the reason most gay people can't stand "bisexuals" and just wand them to say it like it is: "I'm really straight but I like to experiment."

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3101435&pg=2

burning feather is pissed off today

Anonymous said...

I don't post in the CA threads but AnnaBanana comes off as being SO concerned for Casey yet could give a shit less about Caylee.

Unbelievable, makes me want to smack the shit out of her, which is why I stay out of those threads.

Monistat for the BurningVag said...

Jeezus Christ, BurningVag is going to stroke out on that trial thread. Nice to see her lording over the whole subject like someone died and made her the UBER BITCH.

Now, correct me if I am wrong, but isn't angievp an ACTUAL ATTORNEY with a LAW DEGREE unlike BurningVag who is just a bored, pathetic, housefrau with nothing better to do than knit and watch the fucking TV all day?

Things that make you go "hmmmmmmmm"

Anonymous said...

AnnaTwatFace has already been smacked around....have you seen that honker attached to her face?

Anonymous said...

You can pass law school and the bar and still be shitty.

Anonymous said...

Maybe BF read the last space and figured out that not everybody thinks she's the second coming of Greta Van Susteren.

Really, Carla? Just shut up. Other people ARE allowed to express their opinions even if you don't like it. Oh yeah--and get a life.

Anonymous said...

Now, correct me if I am wrong, but isn't angievp an ACTUAL ATTORNEY with a LAW DEGREE unlike BurningVag who is just a bored, pathetic, housefrau with nothing better to do than knit and watch the fucking TV all day?
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What is an "ACTUAL ATTORNEY with a LAW DEGREE" and 40 year old virgin doing hanging around this message board all day? Bored hausfraus at least have an excuse. Angie is so fucking defensive, it's laughable and Anna is right behind her with her nose firmly planted in Angie's ass.

Anonymous said...

Who is the 40yr old virgin?

Anonymous said...

Burning Feather
I conceived but I can't see you

PeaNut 158336 - July 2004
Posts: 32590 Layouts: 3
Loc: Ain't no black widow serial killer going to get between me and my man

Posted: 6/27/2011 10:59:35 AM
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Checking out - DH is on vacation (again - LOL) until July 7 or 8, so we're out for some fun in between some inside and outside house projects when the weather cooperates.

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Thank god! However BF posted before that she watches the trial on her laptop outside while doing work on her house. Is she really checking out for her own blood pressure?

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is the obsession with watching the trial every single day? Morbid and twisted bitches!

Anonymous said...

"Who is the 40yr old virgin?"

angievp

Anonymous said...

AngieVP must be quite the looker if no guy has snatched her up yet. If she is a lawyer, a good one, she's probably pretty secure in life. I imagine guys should be lining up to be with her...but they are not. HMMMM

Anonymous said...

Do the peas just sit around and look for things to be offended about? Jesus fucking christ.

Anonymous said...

I agree with angivp. Saying you'd feel "ripped off" if it ended end in a mistrial is an incredibly assinine, self absorbed comment. Really, the longer it goes on, the more they all remind me of the hags around the foot of the guillotine, waiting for the head to roll into the basket. They'll feel incredibly put out if it doesn't happen,

Anonymous said...

Scrapinboysmom is the last person who should be talking about tacky.

Her whole life seems like a big pile of trash.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3101410

Burning Vag said...

At least we are interested in something that is REAL LIFE, not like those BB idiots. Or people who like to endlessly discuss TV shows that are FICTION. Jeezus.

That Being Said said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3101497

WTF you need help calling your mom? Call her or don't call her - we don't give a flying flip.

Anonymous said...

ITA, 30. I'm inclined to think that CA is guilty, but the level of entertainment they're getting out of her trial is just ghoulish.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe that angievp is a lawyer, regardless of what she claims. She is probably a legal secretary or something.

You can trust me, I am a doctor. That's right! I said I was in print on the internet, so you know it is true.

Anonymous said...

I was going to say the same thing, 33. You need the peas to tell you to call your own mother? That's really fucking weird.

Anonymous said...

32 that's the problem though, some of the trial peas think it IS entertainment. To the extent that some of them will feel ripped off if it's "cancelled".

Anonymous said...

I'm not inclined to believe people who say online they are lawyers, rocket surgeons whatever, either. But I do agree with her.

Anonymous said...

Lauren is lawyer. 'Nuff said.

Angry Doughnuts said...

I'm really sick of all the nasty know-it-all peas.

The giddy armchair lawyers on the CA threads make me want to laugh/puke.

The peas jacking their jaws about the Depends make me want to punch them in the face. 1) They HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE what they're talking about WRT urinary incontinence or Depends usage. 2) Blame the victim(s).

And they wonder why this blog exists and they whine that we're so evil. Look in the mirror bitches.

LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR.

Anonymous said...

Leanne posted her weight loss pics. I didn't know she'd had a gastric bypass but at least her fingernail pictures make sense now. There are lines in her nails that can be an indication of malnutrition or arsenic poisoning. B-vitamin deficiency is a common side effect of GB so hopefully it's that and not someone trying to kill her.

Anonymous said...

I think she has acrylic nails so those lines are merely from a poor manicurist because you can't actually see her nail beds.

Anonymous said...

I'd hire angie over lowrent, any day. It's not even close.

Anonymous said...

I think she has french tips which leave the nail beds visible. The lines in her nails are under the nail beds. she's posted close-ups before & it's really obvious.

Anonymous said...

You can pass law school and the bar and still be shitty.

I give you exhibit A: L'Urine.

Anonymous said...

I've known some whack ass crazy stupid drug addicted lawyers myself 45. But that doesn't mean any of these online people are real lawyers. For some reason lots of online people love to portray themselves as lawyers.

Anonymous said...

What if CA is acquitted because the prosecution didn't prove their case, or because she was actually innocent, or there was some kind of technicality? What do you want to bet that a Pea or someone just like the armchair Peas decides to take "justice" into their own hands because their "show" didn't end with the desired finale?

Anonymous said...

good question 47. from what I've heard the prosecution has not proved their case beyond a reasonable doubt. Last week the trial peas were up in arms about the entire family being disgusting and dysfunctional after the mother and brother testified to CAs advantage. Now, I might tend to believe she's guilty too, but I sure don't want someone convicted if the state doesn't have the case to prove it.

Anonymous said...

Go argue about this casey anthony shit on the thread which was started for arguing about this casey anthony shit. If I wanted to read that crap, I'd be over there with Burning Feather.

Anonymous said...

FU 49 your'e not in charge of topics here.

Anonymous said...

Fuck *you* 50, I'm not 49 but I agree. There's a WHOLE FUCKING THREAD for discussing that crap. Go there.

This is called two peas smack. It is for smacking the peas quite obviously. Not having discussions which you could have ON THE BOARD...

Anonymous said...

They come over here to talk shit about people who are over invested in casey anthony and they start talking about the case because they are just as over invested but are too embarrassed to say it over there. Send a postcard to Frank Warren and go back to your TV trial.

Anonymous said...

oh ffs how can you discuss how fucking obsessed the peas are about something without discussing what it is they are obsessed about!

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Frank Warren?lol

My Arm is rotting off, should I Call a Doctor? said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3101480

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I have never understood the pea aversion of calling the doctor when they are having reactions to something that was done.
Most of the doctor's that treat me want me to call with any reaction I might have.

I think the IQ on the pod is really 2 as in the bukkit.

Anonymous said...

http://www.badideatshirts.com/Product.aspx?ProductId=113

Anonymous said...

#54 - Frank Warren is the guy that started Post Secrets.

Anonymous said...

Frank Warren is the guy who "invented" Postsecret

Don't ask me how I know that

Anonymous said...

lots of peez on the CA thread but it's BF and AB that get trashed the most. must be a coincidence it's the peez Myrna hates. that's right it's a coincidence. hi Myrna! go back to your cupcakes and your press. this is unhealthy for you.

Anonymous said...

59 - you're so weird

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 59 lots of peez on the CA thread but it's BF and AB that get trashed the most. must be a coincidence it's the peez Myrna hates. that's right it's a coincidence. hi Myrna! go back to your cupcakes and your press. this is unhealthy for you.

June 27, 2011 12:55 PM

And the award for lamest bitch blog post ever goes to....drumroll....





#59

Anonymous said...

Cosign.

Anonymous said...

BF and AB are smacked the most because they are they 2 peas that post 99.8738% of the posts on CA threads.

Anonymous said...

People hated b.vag and bananabrain long before the trial, and will long after it is over.

Anonymous said...

How many personalities do you have Myrna. It must take up a lot of your day to post here all day long.

Anonymous said...

Really, people bitching about having to fill out an envelope at a shower? The peas are bound and determined to be offended! Fucking losers! Unclench!

Anonymous said...

Will BF post all of her CA Trial scrap layouts? The one she'll make for the execution will be extra precious.

Anonymous said...

How many personalities do you have Myrna. It must take up a lot of your day to post here all day long.

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"Myrna" isn't the only posting about you, AB. Just a widdle hint there.

Anonymous said...

I'm amazed at the number of dull-brained peas over there. Many of them the *popular* peas.

Anonymous said...

Really, people bitching about having to fill out an envelope at a shower? The peas are bound and determined to be offended! Fucking losers! Unclench!

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I actually agree with Mrs. T in that thread, that never happens!

I was also rolling my eyes so much they hurt now.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3101570

Brandy, your sewing skills suck ass! That is a really botch job on that HP robe. Have you ever heard of an iron and ironing your seams? The red lining is all bumpy and puckered and it doesn't match up with the black outer layer. Nice thick ass seams around the corners and the strings hanging all over the bottom...yuck.just.yuck.

I cringe every time some sewing Pea posts a craptaculious homemade looking sewing project. Material isn't cheap, at least do a good job.

Anonymous said...

71 go back to home ec and take the stick out of your ass. It's 2011, no one cares about proper sewing anymore.

Anonymous said...

Is 71 Candleangie?

Anonymous said...

71-since when? so, the goal is to just buy all the material you can and make ugly ass pieces of crap? Gawd, you are stupid.

Anonymous said...

I also agreed with Mrs. T. Probably a first. PeanutPattie is an ASS. She equivocates buying and wrapping a shower gift with waterboarding for chrissakes!! If you don't want to go through the trouble, keep your crusty ass at home! You obviously don't care enough about someone to go through the trouble. Yikes. Take that colossal wedgie out of your ass!

Anonymous said...

Now they are asking if receiving a thank you card that was addressed with a label is tacky. You guessed it, there is a post already declaring that tacky.
Seriously, what a load of fucking anal bitches.

Candy Boots said...

Those cows have nothing better to do that sit around the bukkit all day long and judge other people and their level of tacky.

Christ on a Cracker! Who fucking cares??? We aren't talking about the cure for cancer, world peace or if God really exists...it is a fucking envelope for a thank you card.

Lord, I nothing really big or horrid every happens in their miserable little lives, they will go off the fucking deep end.

Anonymous said...

You blog bitches are being total assholes about Princess Lasertron. She make a joke FFS. Get the fuck over it. How many times have you told the collective peas to get a sense of humor? Mocking her business and bringing up her sexual preferences, no matter if she's talking about them or not, is groping at jealous straws. She's young and cute with a hot husband, adorable kid and successful business. Oh, and she's happy - is this REALLY the person we need to waste bitching time on?

I like you guys - you usually say it like it is. This one is reaching.

Anonymous said...

*made* a joke. woops.

Anonymous said...

oh shit, I only just caught the shower envelopes thread. 4 pages because all the peas get off talking about thank you notes! They are fucking anal and rabid about those things. I was on one of those threads some time ago and it is obvious that some of them actually keep a running tally of who sends them a thank you and who doesn't. Fucking pathetic.

Anonymous said...

78-great that you have the Laserton love but not all of us have drank the Kool-Aid. She made a really stupid, ignorant and offensive remark. She then had to totally suck it up because she knows getting the dumbasses to buy her felt flowers is where her bread and butter is at. She back pedaled and sucked up. Yeah, she is a real gem.

As for her husband, if you find gay men sexy, more power to ya toots. I prefer the dicks that go in my vag to not have been twiddling around on the Hershey Highway, but some of us have standards and others are just dumb twats that find the insufferable hipsters something to aspire to.

Anonymous said...

I myself am enjoying the hell out of the envelope thread. I think Mrs. Tyler's head might explode if one more person says she shouldn't make the guests fill out their own envelopes at the shower she's giving for her sister. HAHA

Anonymous said...

Seriously, PL's husband is bi? The very first time I saw his picture, I thought he looked gay. I was surprised he was marrying a woman.

I know a couple, both gay, not bi, that decided to live together to raise a family. He does his thing sexually, she does hers. But they artificially inseminated with his sperm to get their two absolutely adorable little ones. I guess if it works for you, go for it.

I'm not a fan of the princess though. Don't read her blog, don't like the flowers. Other than that, she's not on my radar.

Anonymous said...

Has Andy ever come back and talked about her major disruption? I don't wish anything bad on her, I'm just being nosey.

Anonymous said...

what cracks me up is the same women who are rabid about etiquette and will go on for pages about thank you notes and invites have no issues giving gifts in used potato chip packages. Clench until you are making diamonds over a baby shower invite but give your kids teacher things you took out of the trash can.

Anonymous said...

No, blog whore Andy never did update. She posted vague thank you's to keep the blog hits a comin' tho.

Pretty sure her husband boink someone else. I saw his pics, he is pretty hot and probably didnt' have a hard time finding some slut.

Anonymous said...

A decorated,used potato chip container filled with cookies, is the NOT the best teacher gift ever....it's cheap, tacky, and hideous.

Anonymous said...

LMAO....hilarious how EASY it is to get PeanutPattie all frothy and riled up over mundane crap.

I'll bet she also gets all pissy and indignant with her doctor and dentist when they ask her to address the appointment reminder.

Ho - leee shit, what a peach.

Patty Pearl Clutcher said...

LABELS ARE THE WORK OF THE DEVIL

GOD WILL SMITE AVERY, YEA, VERILY

Anonymous said...

someone should just put it to rest and ask if she and the mr. have sex

Anonymous said...

put what to rest by asking about them having sex? Do you have any idea how many peas that could apply to?

Anonymous said...

We stopped talking about princesslastertwat awhile ago but then someobody had to bring it up again. good job!

Anonymous said...

lol at the blog bitches smacking on the trial watchers. you seem to know a lot about the threads and are reading them intently but yet you come here to post and call them overly invested?!

Anonymous said...

OH right, because taking 5 minute to scan through any thread qualifies as "overly invested" Idiot.

It's POSTING on a thread 50 times every day (like you probably do) - that's what makes you an obsessive nutjob.

Anonymous said...

OH right, because taking 5 minute to scan through any thread qualifies as "overly invested" Idiot.

It's POSTING on a thread 50 times every day (like you probably do) - that's what makes you an obsessive nutjob.
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Sorry but you are both sort of nutty. I mean even being here makes you a bit nutty. Just own it, I do.

Anonymous said...

Wrong, you sound more like you are also in the nut job category, you know what I mean, thinking you know everything about the people who post here.
It's an anon blog and we bitch about the posters we don't like on another site. Simple, understandable and nothing nutty about it. However when you start trying to make it more than that, then you show us the crazy.

Anonymous said...

Peanutpattie, Lauren and Skybar should find a nice little island away from civilization and never leave.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone actually read skybar's posts?

Anonymous said...

I assumed 71 was compwalla

Anonymous said...

Did you see L'urine's comment on the "my husband is having an affair" thread?

"Oh bug off. You have no idea whether the OP is hurting or what her situation is. Even if you're right, how does the post hurt you? And if you're wrong, then you've made someone who's already feeling crappy feel even worse. Bet you feel real good about yourself"

Because we all know she has never made anyone feel bad about themselves over there.

Anonymous said...

Lauren came back from her vacation with a vengeance. You would have thought vacation might have relaxed her, guess not!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3101565

KAS is an idiot

Anonymous said...

I don't care about the envelope thing, but really, all those twats posting "you are all wound so tight" with no insight into the fact that they are wound just as tight, but in the other direction.

Anonymous said...

I don't care about the envelope thing, but really, all those twats posting "you are all wound so tight" with no insight into the fact that they are wound just as tight, but in the other direction.

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What does that even mean?

Anonymous said...

Sorry my post confuses you, it was only meant for people who can read.

Anonymous said...

Oh I can read 105, but you still don't make sense.

Anonymous said...

How would one be wound the other way?

Hostile #99 said...

You blog bitches are being total assholes about Princess Lasertron. She make a joke FFS. Get the fuck over it. How many times have you told the collective peas to get a sense of humor? Mocking her business and bringing up her sexual preferences, no matter if she's talking about them or not, is groping at jealous straws. She's young and cute with a hot husband, adorable kid and successful business. Oh, and she's happy - is this REALLY the person we need to waste bitching time on?

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HI MEGAN!

Anonymous said...

Just stumbled upon this amazing comment,
Talk about HOLY SHIT. I'm assuming she is one of those crazy Mormons who is subservient to her husband and her only goal in life was to pop out crotch maggots.

"I would expect her tattoo nothing more then her dogs name on her body somewhere, what with no husband, boyfriend, kids and in her 40's....her life is pretty pathetic. Heck, I am not even sure why she is famous and all over the news, I am sure if you asked her she would have no clue either.

She should have died out long ago when Friends went off the air."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3101445&pg=2

Anonymous said...

What a dumbass

Anonymous said...

Hey 71, that is made out of satin. Have you ever made anything made of satin? It's a bitch to sew if you don't have a good machine with the right foot. The child looks very happy to have one, and that's the only thing that matters. 71, you are a fucking bitch.

Anonymous said...

Princess Lasertron is the poster child for an adult that desperately needs therapy.

Anonymous said...

I don't care about the envelope thing, but really, all those twats posting "you are all wound so tight" with no insight into the fact that they are wound just as tight, but in the other direction.

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What does that even mean?

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It means she's better have her thank you card printed with hand drawn gothic calligraphy on both the card and the envelope, which should be sealed with wax and a personal seal. And that thank you card better be elegantly handmade, just not slapped together and run through your cuttlebug.

It should then be hand delivered in a Cinderella carriage and hand delivered by the bride or new mother's personal footman.

No less or it's tacky!

Anonymous said...

It means she's better have her thank you card printed with hand drawn gothic calligraphy on both the card and the envelope, which should be sealed with wax and a personal seal. And that thank you card better be elegantly handmade, just not slapped together and run through your cuttlebug.

It should then be hand delivered in a Cinderella carriage and hand delivered by the bride or new mother's personal footman.

No less or it's tacky!

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Too funny! and sadly true.

I love how Lauren said she wouldn't be attending many events anymore. I'm sure the people hosting are relieved, what a crabapple.

Anonymous said...

109 - I agree with her but wouldn't post that on the bucket. lol

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 92 We stopped talking about princesslastertwat awhile ago but then someobody had to bring it up again. good job!

June 28, 2011 3:48 AM

Welcome to the blog where things need rehashed monthly (or when the link gets reposted at the bucket).

Anonymous said...

109 - I agree with her but wouldn't post that on the bucket. lol

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You agree that if you don't have a husband or a kids that you are worthless? For fucks sake. I hope you live in Utah.

Anonymous said...

The "You're worthless unless you have a may-an and have popped out a few babies" comment was Paparazzi Mommy.

She's probably the type that blames women when they have a m/c or are infertile.

Anonymous said...

"I would expect her tattoo nothing more then her dogs name on her body somewhere, what with no husband, boyfriend, kids and in her 40's



riiiiight, because this chick on the other hand has so obviously made it in life, what with her inability to distinguish between "then" and "than".

Anonymous said...

117 - I look at the older single women at work who never married and have no kids and they are different. Not as happy and no one to follow (grown kids lives). Before you say it yes you can be married and be unhappy and you can have a busy life as a single woman. However I just find those who never had kids to have an unfullfilled life. What are they going to do when they are retired? who is going to care about them?

Anonymous said...

If you're depending on your kids to support you when you're old, you're already up shit's creek. Without paddle.

Not a Birther said...

120-you are a fucking moran. When they are retired, they are going to travel the world and live it up because they haven't spent all their fucking money on spoiling their special snowflakes who end up being pieces of shit adults. Like those little twats are going to care about you after you spend all your money on their college educations.

You are pathetic if you think the only way to be fulfilled in life is to have children. You NEED a fucking life.

Anonymous said...

However I just find those who never had kids to have an unfullfilled life. What are they going to do when they are retired?

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Just stop. Your stupid is showing.

Some people shouldn't have/don't want kids. That's completely fine and their choice, doesn't make their life meaningless. They spend their money as they please, travel and live their life as they see fit. If you think having kids is all life is about then I feel sorry for you.
(this coming from someone who does have kids)

Anonymous said...

Mrs T posted 10 times to that shower thread. WTH! Doesn't she have a new baby?

Anonymous said...

Newborns sleep, you dingus.

Anonymous said...

120 are for fucking real?

Anonymous said...

No 125, you are the dingus. Mrs. T is like a fucking pitbull with a bone when she latches on, she never lets go and fights until the bitter end.
Wanna take bets that she is a Taurus? They are usually pig-headed and fight for no damn good reason.

Anonymous said...

LEAVE THE PITBULLS ALONE!!!111one11ONE11!!11!!

Anonymous said...

Seriously. Don't drag the pitbulls into this :p

Anonymous said...

121 - I wasn't suggesting that your kids support you financially. But you have a support network, someone that gives a rats ass if you minorly sick. You have grandkids to follow.

Who wants to travel when they're old and have arthritis and can't walk far? I'd rather travel while I'm still in good health and can enjoy active activities like scuba diving. When I go on cruises the seniors always take the bus tour of the city. They're the ones always complaining about how hot it is. While people in their 40s and under do the active excursions.

Anonymous said...

Who wants to travel when they're old and have arthritis and can't walk far? I'd rather travel while I'm still in good health and can enjoy active activities like scuba diving. When I go on cruises the seniors always take the bus tour of the city. They're the ones always complaining about how hot it is. While people in their 40s and under do the active excursions.

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There's your first problem, you take cruises. Of course you are going to find lazy asses.

I plan on doing a ton of traveling when I'm older thank you very much, probably more than I do now.

And, really, how much traveling are you doing with your 15 little crotch maggots dragging behind you?

Anonymous said...

There's your first problem, you take cruises. Of course you are going to find lazy asses.
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I do more than just cruises, that was just one example. Some people are able to leave their kids behind for some vacations.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 129 Seriously. Don't drag the pitbulls into this :p

June 28, 2011 10:33 AM

ok pumpkin

Anonymous said...

You have grandkids to follow.

You have got to be fucking kidding me! There is SO much more to life than this. You weirdo Mormon peas need some serious therapy. I'll be traveling the world and having a great time with my husband and just like I do now, child-free.

Anonymous said...

FUCK the pitbulls!!!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 129 Seriously. Don't drag the pitbulls into this :p

June 28, 2011 10:33 AM

ok pumpkin

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See that little (:P) at the end of the sentence, it was a joke.

Anonymous said...

I like pitbulls, I've never met one that wasn't sweet. Intimidating looking? Yes.

I can't stand the yappy little dogs, they seem to be way more aggressive

Anonymous said...

I do more than just cruises, that was just one example. Some people are able to leave their kids behind for some vacations.

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You leave your kids behind?

I thought your life was meaningless without them?

Color me confused.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 136 Anonymous said... 129 Seriously. Don't drag the pitbulls into this :p

June 28, 2011 10:33 AM

ok pumpkin

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See that little (:P) at the end of the sentence, it was a joke.

June 28, 2011 10:49 AM

ok pumpkin :p (i guess you don't *get* the pumpkin reference lol)

Anonymous said...

ok pumpkin :p (i guess you don't *get* the pumpkin reference lol)

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Poster Pumpkin?

No, it went right over my head, lol

My Uterus Use Keeps Me From Being a MORAN said...

I look at the older single women at work who never married and have no kids and they are different. Not as happy and no one to follow (grown kids lives). Before you say it yes you can be married and be unhappy and you can have a busy life as a single woman. However I just find those who never had kids to have an unfullfilled life.

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I'm sure Oprah has a very unfulfilled life. Now that her show has ended, oh noes! Who will care about her? Whatever will she do with her life?!?! Sad sad lonely Oprah, no one loves her, no one to care about her...

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Jennifer Aniston gets plenty of dick, no need for a husband

Anonymous said...

You leave your kids behind?

I thought your life was meaningless without them?

Color me confused.
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Not every vacation is meant for children. You don't need to be straped to them 24/7. A couples break is healthy for the marriage.

Anonymous said...

You leave your kids behind?

I thought your life was meaningless without them?

Color me confused.
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Not every vacation is meant for children. You don't need to be straped to them 24/7. A couples break is healthy for the marriage.

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Yeah, no shit. But you said a woman's life is meaningless without children and a husband.

I'm done arguing with stupid.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Oprah has a very unfulfilled life. Now that her show has ended, oh noes! Who will care about her? Whatever will she do with her life?!?! Sad sad lonely Oprah, no one loves her, no one to care about her...
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A billionaire is different than your average Jane, she keeps busy with her orphanages in Africa amongst other things. But she does have Stedman and that avoids the lonely nights after a productive day.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, no shit. But you said a woman's life is meaningless without children and a husband.

I'm done arguing with stupid.
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No you're the stupid one if you can't understand.

Anonymous said...

145-you are one goofy goober

Anonymous said...

Hah! Miss Bitts said "crotch" at the bukkit. Calling Sweet Tiny Jamie!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3101636

Miss Jen - Another "we" miscarried.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Miss Jen the fruitloop that bought the frozen embryos? Isn't her husband gay too?

Anonymous said...

FYI, Florida is not an expensive state to live in.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3101742

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 148 Hah! Miss Bitts said "crotch" at the bukkit. Calling Sweet Tiny Jamie!

June 28, 2011 11:19 AM

Don't like her but cracked up at one of her comments on an old thread. I use it regularly (in certain company of course, as a joke)

That comment was:

Fuck You Very Much!!

I wish I remembered who she was talking to.

Anonymous said...

Do you thing CL really does this? From the dd dh food thread.

"I portion dips and such into those tupperware snack cups (my mom gave me a whole bunch I have like 15 of them) and we have one at a time. chips go into ziploc baggies, I do the same with stuff like carrots too"

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3101690&pg=2

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 153 Do you thing CL really does this? From the dd dh food thread.

"I portion dips and such into those tupperware snack cups (my mom gave me a whole bunch I have like 15 of them) and we have one at a time. chips go into ziploc baggies, I do the same with stuff like carrots too"

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3101690&pg=2

June 28, 2011 12:06 PM

she most likely does.

a lot of people do it to keep portions in check.

yes, it's sad that they have no self control but what's sadder is that they even buy the shit (chips/dip).

Anonymous said...

I portion dips and such into those tupperware snack cups (my mom gave me a whole bunch I have like 15 of them) and we have one at a time. chips go into ziploc baggies, I do the same with stuff like carrots too"

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That sounds like way too much fucking work.

I wouldn't doubt that CL does that. She was also the one who turned magazine covers around if they involved woman with skin showing. She seems a bit controlling to say the least.

Anonymous said...

I don't see CL portioning food out, it seems like to much work. Wasn't she the one with the newborn laying under the tree with dirty carpet? If you can't clean the floor before putting your baby down why would you take the time to portion off food.

Anonymous said...

*Christmas tree

Anonymous said...

Isn't Miss Jen the fruitloop that bought the frozen embryos? Isn't her husband gay too?

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Yes and yes.

Anonymous said...

A billionaire is different than your average Jane, she keeps busy with her orphanages in Africa amongst other things. But she does have Stedman and that avoids the lonely nights after a productive day.
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Jennifer Aniston is a fucking millionaire but apparently her life is sad and pathetic.

Sarcasm, HAVE YOU SEEN IT?!?!?

Anonymous said...

KAS is an idiot

_________________________


Yet she yaps and blathers like she's the world's authority on everything.

90% of the time she's clueless, uninformed or just plain dead wrong.

I know it grates on a number of other peas nerves as well. Eyerolls abound behind the scenes.

Pararrazi My Uterus said...

Not every vacation is meant for children. You don't need to be straped to them 24/7. A couples break is healthy for the marriage.
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My vacation is empty, pathetic and meaningless without my crotchlets to come along!!! If I can't take pictures of them to share with the world then my vacation was meaningless! *SOBS*

Anonymous said...

I know plenty of childless people who live full, happy lives.


I know plenty of people whose children are millstones around their neck. I know plenty of people whose children bring them decades of grief and heartbreak.

Anonymous said...

Who wants to travel when they're old and have arthritis and can't walk far? I'd rather travel while I'm still in good health and can enjoy active activities like scuba diving. When I go on cruises the seniors always take the bus tour of the city. They're the ones always complaining about how hot it is. While people in their 40s and under do the active excursions.
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Fuck you asshole. I'm 60 with onset arthritis and the LAST thing I want to do on vacation is take lazy-assed cruises or fucking stale bus tours. In the past year we've hiked in the Grand Tetons, covered most of NYC by walking and subway, and went white water rafting. We're 60. Not dead.

Anonymous said...

I know plenty of childless people who live full, happy lives.


I know plenty of people whose children are millstones around their neck. I know plenty of people whose children bring them decades of grief and heartbreak.

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BUT BUT BUT, that is not possible!

Your only use in life as a woman is to have crotch nuggets.

HOW CAN YOU GO AGAINST THE BIBLE?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, no shit. But you said a woman's life is meaningless without children and a husband.

I'm done arguing with stupid.
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No you're the stupid one if you can't understand.

_____________________

You are contradicting yourself lady. You are the one who said a woman's life is meaningless and worthless without kids but in the next breath state that you take vacations without them. Obviously they must not be that great.

I understand what that poster means, but again, you probably don't get it. Back to your kiddos!

Anonymous said...

Take a look at the ad at the top on the right. Reputation defender. Do they know their target audience or not? lol

Anonymous said...

No 125, you are the dingus. Mrs. T is like a fucking pitbull with a bone when she latches on, she never lets go and fights until the bitter end.
Wanna take bets that she is a Taurus? They are usually pig-headed and fight for no damn good reason.

LOL! She acts just like a stubborn, resistant to change Taurus with bovine qualities. L'urine and Hitler are both Taurus too.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you asshole. I'm 60 with onset arthritis and the LAST thing I want to do on vacation is take lazy-assed cruises or fucking stale bus tours. In the past year we've hiked in the Grand Tetons, covered most of NYC by walking and subway, and went white water rafting. We're 60. Not dead.

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No no no! You're not supposed to have cool vacations! You're not supposed to have a productive, interesting life without kids! You're not allowed friends! Heck, you're not allowed to be close to extended family---only the products of your own uterus counts! You know, by use of The Magic Sperm (tm).

Remember: every childless woman is Eleanor Rigby. A recluse with her face in a jar by the door.

Anonymous said...

I need to take a look at the lyrics to Eleanor Rigby, does it really say face in a jar by the door? Damn the Beatles had some great drugs.

Anonymous said...

Yep. In elementary school we sang it for our "Spring Sing." We were too young to get the lyrics, and that line always scared the crap out of me. Great song, though.

Anonymous said...

Did I miss a lame joke or something?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3101765

Anonymous said...

Can't believe that stupid shower envelope brouhaha is still going on.

Anonymous said...

171 - Yep!

Anonymous said...

From the "I'm too needy" thread. Meridion posted

++++++++

I know in a relationship I am very emotionally needy. And I am upfront abotu that. "Look I might email or text you several times a day, I need you to respond every time, or let me know you were busy. Bc I can't be IGNORED. And if I call you I need you to answer or call me back right away. And I like a lot of PDAs. I like to hold hands, sit next to each other, etc."

Now some men might find that too needy. Some men might find that just right.
+++++++++++

Holy fuck. Bunny boiler alert!!!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3101726

Angry Doughnuts said...

I know plenty of childless people who live full, happy lives.


I know plenty of people whose children are millstones around their neck. I know plenty of people whose children bring them decades of grief and heartbreak.

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BUT BUT BUT, that is not possible!

Your only use in life as a woman is to have crotch nuggets.

HOW CAN YOU GO AGAINST THE BIBLE?!?!?!

***********************************************


Clearly, childless couples are doomed to rot in hell for not procreating and adding to cult XYZ's flock. Skyfairy doth command it.


Duh.

Anonymous said...

174-Yeah, that chick is uber creepy. That shit isn't needy, that is borderline psycho!

Candy Boots said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3101748

Crap on a Cracker! Magz found out she has breast cancer. Fucking cancer!!

Magz, we know you read here so let me be the first blog bitch to offer you our support. Hang tough lady, but we got your back.

Anonymous said...

Motherfuck 174. IMO, psychopath. RUN DUDES!!!

Anonymous said...

Yep, sorry Mags. Hang in there.

Anonymous said...

Seems like interesting timing to me...

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up 180, this is NOT the time.

We might be blog bitches but we're all hoping for the best for you magz, stay strong!

Angry Doughnuts said...

You know what? We're all badass snarky bitches, but his is one of those *rare* times when "if you've got nothing nice to say, then stfu" REALLY applies.

Leave magz alone and find someone else to rag on. God knows there are plenty to choose from over there.

Anonymous said...

Snarking on somebody being *just* diagnosed with malignant breast cancer = snarking on children.

Unacceptable here.

Jane, please delete any Magz nastiness that pops up. Love ya!

Anonymous said...

And that goes double for you, L'Urine.

Anonymous said...

Not the time for what exactly? Making a comment about the timing of that thread? No-one said anything about not wanting her to do well, so don't twist it into something it wasn't so you can make yourself look like some sort of hero.

Anonymous said...

Not the time for what exactly?
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Insinuating that magz has some sort of motive for asking for p&pt for her BC diagnosis.

What's wrong with you?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3101690


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Jesus. In my house we're all a family, we share fairly and we each have the manners and courtesy not to routinely bogart all the snack foods.

"Dad paid for it!!!"? So fucking what? You brought the damn kids into the world. They deserve to have an ice cream bar available now and then with out a shitload of GUILT.

Anonymous said...

WORD OF THE DAY:


dis·in·gen·u·ous - [dis-in-jen-yoo-uhs]

–adjective

lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically ingenuous; insincere: "Her excuse was rather disingenuous.", post #185.

Anonymous said...

Georgia Pea said on that thread:

"Buy her a little refer for her room. One of the table top ones. They only cost about $75. and she can keep her own treats safe. "

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LOL, what? I read that as buy her some reefer, haha, then went back and read it right, but still..who buys a mini fridge for their 11yo to have in their room?! What kind of advice is this?! OP doesn't want her DD to have food issues, so the answer is to get her a fridge for her room?! Asinine.

Athena's Ass Pineapple said...

Give it up, you're a shitty liar 185.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3101748

Crap on a Cracker! Magz found out she has breast cancer. Fucking cancer!!

Magz, we know you read here so let me be the first blog bitch to offer you our support. Hang tough lady, but we got your back.

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I call BS. Magz didn't get enough attention on her hairflip thread so she came back for more. She takes "attention whore" to a whole new level.

Anonymous said...

And you are a fucking terrible mind reader - does that make us even?

Anonymous said...

I had a tumor removed from my breast years ago, and have BC in my family. I totally understand what Magz is going through. But honestly, the timing struck me, too. I certainly send her and her kiddos the best and wishes for a mis-diagnosis, or the best possible solution given the options her drs. present.

Anonymous said...

Dad is scarfing all the goodies in the house all the time.

He apparently can't or won't take the other members of the household into consideration.

In that scenario, I'd probably buy HIM a mini fridge and inform him that the main fridge is off limits.

Anonymous said...

Laurine, ENOUGH.

Anonymous said...

PS - stop talking to yourself. Really damn apparent.

Anonymous said...

191, I'm with you. Her post was written in such a way to garner maximum attention. And her DH is "virtually unreachable"?

Anonymous said...

Dad must weigh 500 lbs. Picture please.

Anonymous said...

How are you unreachable in these days of computers and cell phones? I am sure whoever he works for would understand this is urgent and give him time to talk to her.

Anonymous said...

Convenient timing to me.

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