PeaNut 215522 - July 2005 Posts: 17241 Layouts: 34 Loc: Big Orange Country! Posted: 5/21/2011 11:25:31 AM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I'm gonna sit on the bench with JaneDoeScrapper. I live in TN, and am embarassed right now. Fortunately, my elementary school kids know all about different family dynamics and situations and accept all of them. Another hashmark for why we homeschool.... ---------------------------------------- LOL! Of course they know seeing how their father is GAY and was only ever in relationships with men until you met on the internet and "arranged" to get married in order to have children.
Oh I'm sorry AngelKriC, I know, I know, he's BI, not gay. Ok, whatever.
Yes he did. More than once. He stole from one job and that's why they left the state and he moved to another job. Then he stole money and merchandise to resell from this job (I wanna say Hobby Lobby??) and was arrested. I think it was a pretty big deal that time. Lots of $$.
Jodster's nuttiness is clouded by politesse. It's true, she's not an out-and-out asshole like Sylvidiot, L'urine, Typhus, Athena, Skybar and the crew. And in comparison to them, she's Mother Theresa.
But yeah, The Rapture believers think they will be spirited up to a comfortable place where they will watch and enjoy seeing a Jesus-sanctioned genocide of the non-believers as they burn alive. Seriously, they are fucking looking forward to that.
And Jodster is one of these people.
Spot on! I recall several of her passive aggressive digs on Obama threads. She seems cool with being a big Rush pig devotee too. The christjunz just can't help themselves from being hypocrites.
cindyupnorth's dh already had an affair several years ago. she talked about it all the time and then she all of a sudden started saying it was "only" an emotional affair.
#22-because having an emotional affair is a reason for staying in the marriage. if you husband gets down, dirty and nakie with some skank whore, you are supposed to leave him. phone sex with the bitch is okay tho.
Why has no one said anything??? The kid is in high school and she has a boyfriend that is fucking 28 years old!!! It is like the elephant in the room on that post. WTF? http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093279
maybe since cindy doesn't like what he's doing and doesn't want to leave or have him go, she should just go with the old "at least he comes home at night".
#25 ... What is the story there? I could tell something was going on the way she wrote that she took the GED and didn't think she would go to prom. So obviously I missed some drama, spill? Please and Thank You!
#28-not sure of the back story but that Zella chick is a nutter for sure. A 28 year old MAN dating a high school girl is nothing but a pedophile and creeps me out to no end.
Why the hell would you even tell the public that? People would only guess the guy is a pervert or a retard that never matured. Either way YOU LOSE.
Of course Jodster with her mentally ill brother had no clue about her hero Reagan's treatment of the mentally ill population when he threw them all out on the street. Jackass Reagan was originally a Democrat but flipped over to the party who wanted to promote him and his ego like a Hollywood production. How Karmic was it when he slowly started losing his mind.
I am so sick of Gamerbabe trying to be edgy and cool. She is a huge wannabe dork. She got knocked up in high school and now she acts like she's the best mother on the planet. I bet her kids are super weird.
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re: Mapchics post.....Michael J. Keaton? Um, do you mean Michael J. Fox or Alex P. Keaton?
I find it weird Zella's dd was in and out of high school? What was wrong with her that she couldn't stay in school? She's proud of her short underachiever?
Ah yes, another thread bitching about how other people spend their money. --------------------
But they're not really spending their own money they're really racking up debt. And when they're in debt up to their eyeballs they'll try and freeload off friends and family. I freakin hate freeloaders.
How is saying you let your son have a tea party and getting pissed when the hardware guy treats you like you can't swing a hammer trying to be edgy and cool? You just don't like her and are trying to find reasons to bitch.
But they're not really spending their own money they're really racking up debt. And when they're in debt up to their eyeballs they'll try and freeload off friends and family. I freakin hate freeloaders. -------------------------- Yes they do but it's NONE of YOUR business. If someone asks you for money, then don't give it to them!!!!! Otherwise, don't worry about what they spend or how many credit cards they charge up!
How is saying you let your son have a tea party and getting pissed when the hardware guy treats you like you can't swing a hammer trying to be edgy and cool? You just don't like her and are trying to find reasons to bitch.
------------------------- Yep, I don't like her. She totally tries to be cool about everything and says and does what she perceives as whatever the crowd she wants to be a part of would do. All of a sudden, she has decided she wants to be a part of the geeky artsy community. A few years ago, she was a totally Susie Homemaker type. A real Donna Reed wannabe. She's a poser who doesn't know what she wants or who she is.
Ugh. She puts this up for everyone to read. She has pictures and layouts in her gallery. Her poor son and the poor friend who she's accusing of being gay and having a crush on him. Anyone she knows could come across this post and see her pictures and figure out who she's talking about.
#32:How Karmic was it when he slowly started losing his mind.
====== I hope Reagan is slowly roasting over an open fire in Hell for the shit he did in the name of BeJezzus. Slowly losing his mind was no great punishment in this life, now being married to Nancy, that might have been a life long punishment. I hope stick bitch gets her karmic due too.
It appears the narrative of Jesus is just an ancient recycled hybrid story told over and over again by different cultures using the same details. The Egyptian god Horus was also born on the 25th of Dec to a virgin mother named Mary, visited by three kings, etc, etc,. Fascinating. Here's part 1 of 3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNf-P_5u_Hw
"as the model is too tall and skinny for the dress"
hahaha, yeah right Lanus, the dress would look soooo much better on a short fat model.
And yeah no way she's wearing clothes from the early 80s. 1 they'd be completely out of style, ratty looking and following apart. 2 she's had kids, once your hips spread for child birth no way your fitting into cloths from jr. high even if you do go back to what you weighted before becoming pregnant and 3 most people grow between 8th grade and 12th grade.
#43, her "gay-dar" isn't working right because when I was in college it was the girl who had a boyfriend and was hetero-sexually active that was the undercover Lesbian.
I think it is HER son that is the gay and he hasn't figured out how to tell "open-minded" Mama and is "girl crazy" to hide it. His poor boyfriend probably hates the fact that he is so closeted and maybe the sleepover was a way to "come out" to Mama.
Back to Zella. Isn't she the one whose older daughter was living as the third in a threesome - the house was a horrible disgusting pigsty and there were small children? And a fourth woman as well, or something?
Back to Zella. Isn't she the one whose older daughter was living as the third in a threesome - the house was a horrible disgusting pigsty and there were small children? And a fourth woman as well, or something?
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Yes and then the husband left his wife and kids and ran off with Zella's DD and that didn't end well. Just a few weeks ago Zella was posting about her DD's BF who was pretending to be a Navy Seal and got busted on that lie.
So compared to Zella's older DD, her younger DD really IS an overachiever.
Some people have fucked up lives and don't sugar coat. ********************************************** Yeah, but do they really have to share their disfunction with the whole world on public message boards?
I think Zella has some issues too. Either she is fucked up in the head or likes to yank the Peas' chains.
Anonymous said... 58 Some people have fucked up lives and don't sugar coat. ********************************************** Yeah, but do they really have to share their disfunction with the whole world on public message boards?
I think Zella has some issues too. Either she is fucked up in the head or likes to yank the Peas' chains.
May 22, 2011 10:56 AM
Yes they do have to share it with the world, they're Ps.
Her daughter's name is "Kourtni?" Why don't you just write "my parents are idiots" on her birth certificate and get it over with? I really hate taking "C" names and changing them to "K." Major white trash.
It appears the narrative of Jesus is just an ancient recycled hybrid story told over and over again by different cultures using the same details. The Egyptian god Horus was also born on the 25th of Dec to a virgin mother named Mary, visited by three kings, etc, etc,. Fascinating. Here's part 1 of 3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNf-P_5u_Hw
THIS needs to be posted at the pod to get all their panties in a bunch!
Oh, lordie. The prom photos crack me up. So funny how styles and tastes differ in different areas. I feel for some of these kids. Either they look like super sluts complete with $500.00 hoochie gowns, spray tans and overly done up-do's to someone that looks like she bought her dress at Kmart and forgot to brush her hair.
In July 2008, CNN's Larry King interviewed then-presidential candidate John McCain. The host asked the Republican senator, "If you were president and knew that bin Laden was in Pakistan, you know where, would you have U.S. forces go in after him?"
McCain said he would not.
"Larry, I'm not going to go there and here's why: because Pakistan is a sovereign nation."
Ed Kemper was the serial killer, drove around picking up college girls killing them, having sex with their corpses and then cutting their heads off. Finally killed his own mother, ripped out her voice box and put it down the garbage disposal. Nice name for a kid tom grow up with.
I'm sorry but this is just a stupid story. First why does it matter that her DH was out of town? Second the drink was pouring out of the car when she opened the door? No way unless the kid had a 55 gallon drum. And finally do peas really go about their day thinking wow this would make a super story for the pod! I can't wait to post it!
Just when you think that Israel thread couldn't get any nuttier. First off, something's wrong when the biggest know it all-know nothing goy at the pod Typhus is leading the thread. Typhus got schooled by an Israeli teacher pea during the last Israel-Palistinian debate. Someone should pull up that thread. I know the Dems get exhausted from schooling the reactionaries all the time.
If I saw someone using pads to clean up a spilled drink in their car I would think they were a nut job, it's a car not white carpet in the living room. Just use the paper towels the gas station keeps by the window cleaning stuff.
Everyone wore a garter when I went to prom...I went to 5 proms, and at all of them, the guys would wear the garter on their arm during the post prom party. Are garters not common some places?
Anonymous said... 96 If I saw someone using pads to clean up a spilled drink in their car I would think they were a nut job, it's a car not white carpet in the living room. Just use the paper towels the gas station keeps by the window cleaning stuff.
May 23, 2011 9:07 AM
with stinkyrose, i think you're not giving her the benefit of the doubt. surely she would have looked for the paper towels first lol.
some of the nitwits over at the bucket though, i doubt they'd think of either and let it sit and rot and then tell people they have mice or maggots in there.
Anonymous said... 97 I thought the story was pretty stupid also. Sorry, but pads are not that cheap and I wouldn't want to use them to soak up spilled pop.
I'm so over Arnold and Maria, and all the people that think they are EXPERTS and know every thing about their private life. Maybe Maria knew right away, maybe Maria knew about the affair before she was even pregnant, maybe Maria really did just find out...WHO CARES? No matter what, it is THEIR PRIVATE life. Why do people feel they "deserve" to know every single detail of a celebrity's private life?
Well 100 with all the other useless info she put in there to try and make the story funny you think she would have put "and of course there were no paper towels at the window washing station!!!"
I mean "no shit there she was" "she sprang into action" and "the drink was hovering over the carpet!!!"
And really is the drink going to "embed in the carpet" I mean what was it terrorist punch? Fuck just go home, get a wet rag clean it up and bust out the carpet shampooer if you have to.
Pretty sure if it happened to me I wouldn't be rehearsing how I was going to write it up for a post to the peas.
I'm so over Arnold and Maria, and all the people that think they are EXPERTS and know every thing about their private life. ------------------------------------------------
#106, maybe the mom is sick with cancer or something, and she is taking food for the rest of the family? Tacos are easy to eat when you want, just heat the meat a little and throw on the toppings. The food might not be for the sick person, but maybe the sick person's family...
I just love how all you fucking blog bitches sit here judging about people "trying to hard". If anyone is trying too hard, it's you fucktards that hang out here.
What #104? YOU are on this blog too, so you better include yourself in that judgement. -------------------------------------
Oh please. I don't make shit up just to say it. I don't spout out shit because I think it must be that way at their homes.
Just another peas "expert" that doesn't appreciate the call out. You better go jump in on that Arnold and Maria thread. I bet you have some wonderful insights, just as if you had a heart to heart with Maria. @@
Anonymous said... 104 I'm so over Arnold and Maria, and all the people that think they are EXPERTS and know every thing about their private life. ------------------------------------------------
In the pea world your past is held against you in perpetuity.
Teen mothers are supposed to be miserable failures and they deserve a lifetime of punishment for their sinful fornication. They are not supposed to turn out just fine with successful happy families. When they do they are trying to hard and they are bitches and they are scorned by people too stupid to know the difference between a hipster and a geek.
This will be a fun thread to watch if people really start posting on it! See who wants to brag, and who is utterly stupid when it comes to jewelry. Could be a good time!
This will be a fun thread to watch if people really start posting on it! See who wants to brag, and who is utterly stupid when it comes to jewelry. Could be a good time!
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Those threads are the Pea version of dick measuring.
Cindyupnorth sounds like a nagging controlling helicopter mom, who treats her husband like a child. It's no wonder he wants to go out with his friends, so he doesn't have to go home to her. Can't see this marriage lasting much longer. He's probably waiting for the 15 year old to turn 18, then he'll be out of there.
It's no wonder he wants to go out with his friends, so he doesn't have to go home to her.
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If he is lying about where he is then he may be a douche. However, I agree, he just doesn't want to hear her bullshit. He had an 'emotional' affair years ago and she doesn't trust him.
If she would unclench, then blow him perhaps he would be home more often. Cindy, put two sliced cucumbers on those balls and you can get a spa like eye treatment while you do it.
This will be a fun thread to watch if people really start posting on it! See who wants to brag, and who is utterly stupid when it comes to jewelry. Could be a good time! ********************************
Waiting for the pea to post "we don't believe in diamonds, and we love each other too much to define our love by jewelry, so we got these plain gold bands for $99 from Wal*Mart. I LOVE THEM AND THEY ARE PERFECT FOR ME!!!
ITA 130, I'm a big supporter of the GLBT community and I am cringing every time I see it on that thread! I think compwalla started it to be funny, or cute or whatever, but it's not.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093589 ************************* I thought Casii was younger and had younger kids...but she has college age kids? Does she have younger ones too?
Whenever I see a post from HelenaJoe, I always picture them (the family) driving a '70's Family Truckster station wagon, and they are singing folk songs like Puff the Magic dragon as they cruise down the road. I am kind of shocked they had their car stolen and the stereo ripped out.
What is this post even about? How hard is it to google CPS in a certain state? Why waste time putting it on a message board and waiting for people to reply?
Typhus is also an EXPERT at sniffing out affairs. It takes a real expert to figure it out when your Dh comes home and tells you...
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Then her insecure ass has to call the husbands place of employment to confront this woman? He just told her about it, why not let him handle it? I doubt anyone ever hit on her husband anyway.
Typhus is also an EXPERT at sniffing out affairs. It takes a real expert to figure it out when your Dh comes home and tells you... ________
Then her insecure ass has to call the husbands place of employment to confront this woman? He just told her about it, why not let him handle it? I doubt anyone ever hit on her husband anyway. ========================================= #152, If she really called that woman and said that to her,especially the part about her hitting on the OTHER married man too, the woman could have went to HR and countered that IT was Mr. Typhus that approached her and then when she rejected him had his harpy wife call to harass her.
If that really happened, they BOTH must be morans.
FYI, she use to have a picture of them sitting in a pumpkin patch with their spawn and he was the typical pea husband everyone denies being married to, overweight, balding, reliving his HS/College glory days in the golf shirt, "dunlap" pants and baseball cap. Oh and he looked as Ginger as she is and I thought it was a brother/sister family photo,KWIM.
Posted: 5/23/2011 6:48:14 PM Luckywife: I use 'queer' all of the time, and I never intend it to be derogatory. I consider myself to have a queer identity because I'd rather not define myself as a specific label, nor would really 'fit' a specific term. I have friends that are specifically gay, but a majority of my friends don't define themselves nor do they really fit in with any label- gay, bisexual, lesbian, etc. My BFF also uses 'queer' because she prefers women, but her partner is gender queer so it complicates things. Anyways, the term queer can be used to be derogatory, but in the right sense it can just be an all-inclusive term that helps to identify people that don't fit into the categories that our language allows for. ---------------------------------
WTF? Isn't she engaged to a man that gave her that incredibly juvenile heart ring?
My DS had a setback: Surprise! aren't you glad now you took him on a massive road trip to watch nothing blast off one last time?
Angelina Jolie looks unhappy: I guess you are studying at the Lightman group and have the magic ability to "know" what celebrity lives are REALLY like and if they are happy or not based on a single photo? You are delusional.
Gay discrimination: Sure a bunch of fat, middle class married women know all about the discrimination of "the gays" and how it's not now and was never really that bad. Maybe if some of their husbands came out they'd have a better understanding. Of course trying to exterminate a group of people based on their sexual preference is *nothing* like the Holocaust.
My house could have burned down: Yet it didn't, it only stinks so what's your point?
Disappointed over something silly: You sound like a whiny brat, shut the hell up & we don't care about a stupid school soccer match and if you go or not.
Deleted: Nice try, but we don't care enough to come begging you to tell us what you deleted.
lol 167 I was thinking the same thing about the Angelina Jolie post. She must be a super duper psychic if she can read someone's thoughts from a photograph.
What did Zandy's mom delete anyways? Anyone know? And no I won't "just ask her"
Holy crap, Burning Feather is slipping!! There is a casey anthony thread, and she has not posted on it yet! Is she sick? Did she get raptured? Is she busy following her H on GPS? Where, O where could she be?
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FIRST!!!!!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3092700#28763463
No wonder 2peafaithful is fat! How do you spend $500 a day on food for 2 people??? She doesn't strike me has a heavy drinker.
Don't forget batya and michelley for the rapture!
Batya is Jewish, so she's automatically slated for a fiery death according to the fundies.
"Syliva."
I like that!
http://oceanclub.oneandonlyresorts.com/cuisine.aspx
here's where 2peasfaithful said she ate. I can totally see that *if* she went there at all lol.
"Syliva."
I like that!
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LOL! That was a total accident, but it is fitting!
StacyAngel~
HapPEA HapPEA HapPEA
PeaNut 108225 - September 2003
Posts: 20521 Layouts: 74
Loc: I am with those I love
Posted: 5/21/2011 4:20:35 PM
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Well then, the whole state needs to stop teaching the Big Band theory
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What did Glenn Miller ever do to her?
What did Glenn Miller ever do to her?
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SNORT!!
ftw 8 thanks for the laugh
LMAO
it.must.be *BigBandGate*
AngelKriC
It's football time in TENNESSEE!
PeaNut 215522 - July 2005
Posts: 17241 Layouts: 34
Loc: Big Orange Country!
Posted: 5/21/2011 11:25:31 AM
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I'm gonna sit on the bench with JaneDoeScrapper. I live in TN, and am embarassed right now. Fortunately, my elementary school kids know all about different family dynamics and situations and accept all of them. Another hashmark for why we homeschool....
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LOL! Of course they know seeing how their father is GAY and was only ever in relationships with men until you met on the internet and "arranged" to get married in order to have children.
Oh I'm sorry AngelKriC, I know, I know, he's BI, not gay. Ok, whatever.
Didn't AngelKriC's DH steal from his job?
Yes he did. More than once. He stole from one job and that's why they left the state and he moved to another job. Then he stole money and merchandise to resell from this job (I wanna say Hobby Lobby??) and was arrested. I think it was a pretty big deal that time. Lots of $$.
yes, and was arrested for it too.
anyone know that outcome?
I wonder what happened with that. At the time, it was all over the Meat blog and there are quite a few newspaper and news links about his arrest.
Don't know what the outcome was but here is the link.
http://www.wyff4.com/r/18529707/detail.html
This one mentions the first arrest which was in Georgia, the second was in South Carolina.
How can she be so self-righteous all the time?
Sorry, I guess it was NC, who knew there were two "Cashiers."
she was so proud of all her great supplies too! LOLoser!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093296
Fucked-up pea marriage number 457955.
Jodster's nuttiness is clouded by politesse. It's true, she's not an out-and-out asshole like Sylvidiot, L'urine, Typhus, Athena, Skybar and the crew. And in comparison to them, she's Mother Theresa.
But yeah, The Rapture believers think they will be spirited up to a comfortable place where they will watch and enjoy seeing a Jesus-sanctioned genocide of the non-believers as they burn alive. Seriously, they are fucking looking forward to that.
And Jodster is one of these people.
Spot on! I recall several of her passive aggressive digs on Obama threads. She seems cool with being a big Rush pig devotee too. The christjunz just can't help themselves from being hypocrites.
cindyupnorth's dh already had an affair several years ago. she talked about it all the time and then she all of a sudden started saying it was "only" an emotional affair.
#22-because having an emotional affair is a reason for staying in the marriage. if you husband gets down, dirty and nakie with some skank whore, you are supposed to leave him. phone sex with the bitch is okay tho.
What did Glenn Miller ever do to her?
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SNORT!!
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Kelly? Is that you?
Why has no one said anything??? The kid is in high school and she has a boyfriend that is fucking 28 years old!!! It is like the elephant in the room on that post. WTF?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093279
they broke up
maybe since cindy doesn't like what he's doing and doesn't want to leave or have him go, she should just go with the old "at least he comes home at night".
#25 ... What is the story there? I could tell something was going on the way she wrote that she took the GED and didn't think she would go to prom. So obviously I missed some drama, spill? Please and Thank You!
#28-not sure of the back story but that Zella chick is a nutter for sure. A 28 year old MAN dating a high school girl is nothing but a pedophile and creeps me out to no end.
Why the hell would you even tell the public that? People would only guess the guy is a pervert or a retard that never matured. Either way YOU LOSE.
#29, thanks. I agree, something about that Zella just makes me say hmmmmmm.
And if her HS daughter dated a 28 year old man, that is very wrong.
What did Glenn Miller ever do to her?
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SNORT!!
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Kelly? Is that you?
Which kelly are you talking about?
Of course Jodster with her mentally ill brother had no clue about her hero Reagan's treatment of the mentally ill population when he threw them all out on the street. Jackass Reagan was originally a Democrat but flipped over to the party who wanted to promote him and his ego like a Hollywood production. How Karmic was it when he slowly started losing his mind.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093281
I am so sick of Gamerbabe trying to be edgy and cool. She is a huge wannabe dork. She got knocked up in high school and now she acts like she's the best mother on the planet. I bet her kids are super weird.
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re: Mapchics post.....Michael J. Keaton? Um, do you mean Michael J. Fox or Alex P. Keaton?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/gallery/member/420025-cookscrapper/1488061-david-cook-is-obsessed-with-me/?c=t
LMFAO
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/gallery/member/420025-cookscrapper/1488063-finally/?c=t
Poor guy looks petrified.
I find it weird Zella's dd was in and out of high school? What was wrong with her that she couldn't stay in school? She's proud of her short underachiever?
33 - spot on about gamberbabe
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093026
Ah yes, another thread bitching about how other people spend their money.
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But they're not really spending their own money they're really racking up debt. And when they're in debt up to their eyeballs they'll try and freeload off friends and family. I freakin hate freeloaders.
How is saying you let your son have a tea party and getting pissed when the hardware guy treats you like you can't swing a hammer trying to be edgy and cool? You just don't like her and are trying to find reasons to bitch.
Esister is like an even dumber version of 2Peasfaithful.
But they're not really spending their own money they're really racking up debt. And when they're in debt up to their eyeballs they'll try and freeload off friends and family. I freakin hate freeloaders.
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Yes they do but it's NONE of YOUR business. If someone asks you for money, then don't give it to them!!!!! Otherwise, don't worry about what they spend or how many credit cards they charge up!
How is saying you let your son have a tea party and getting pissed when the hardware guy treats you like you can't swing a hammer trying to be edgy and cool? You just don't like her and are trying to find reasons to bitch.
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Yep, I don't like her. She totally tries to be cool about everything and says and does what she perceives as whatever the crowd she wants to be a part of would do. All of a sudden, she has decided she wants to be a part of the geeky artsy community. A few years ago, she was a totally Susie Homemaker type. A real Donna Reed wannabe. She's a poser who doesn't know what she wants or who she is.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093262
Ugh. She puts this up for everyone to read. She has pictures and layouts in her gallery. Her poor son and the poor friend who she's accusing of being gay and having a crush on him. Anyone she knows could come across this post and see her pictures and figure out who she's talking about.
she is a comic book and game nerd too. I think she goes to stuff like Comicon in costume. She did the purple and pink hair thing too.
She is just like any other pretentious hipster-trying WAY.TOO.HARD
Anonymous said... 35 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/gallery/member/420025-cookscrapper/1488063-finally/?c=t
Poor guy looks petrified.
May 21, 2011 8:18 PM
OMG and well OMG
#32:How Karmic was it when he slowly started losing his mind.
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I hope Reagan is slowly roasting over an open fire in Hell for the shit he did in the name of BeJezzus. Slowly losing his mind was no great punishment in this life, now being married to Nancy, that might have been a life long punishment. I hope stick bitch gets her karmic due too.
It appears the narrative of Jesus is just an ancient recycled hybrid story told over and over again by different cultures using the same details. The Egyptian god Horus was also born on the 25th of Dec to a virgin mother named Mary, visited by three kings, etc, etc,. Fascinating. Here's part 1 of 3.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNf-P_5u_Hw
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093271
Con-stir-pated?
You deserve no answers to your question if you can't even figure out the correct word on your own.
P.S. - I love you BethAnneM!
Really Lanus?
I'm supposed to believe that until two years ago you were wearing clothes you bought in 1982/83?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093320
"as the model is too tall and skinny for the dress"
hahaha, yeah right Lanus, the dress would look soooo much better on a short fat model.
And yeah no way she's wearing clothes from the early 80s. 1 they'd be completely out of style, ratty looking and following apart. 2 she's had kids, once your hips spread for child birth no way your fitting into cloths from jr. high even if you do go back to what you weighted before becoming pregnant and 3 most people grow between 8th grade and 12th grade.
#43, her "gay-dar" isn't working right because when I was in college it was the girl who had a boyfriend and was hetero-sexually active that was the undercover Lesbian.
I think it is HER son that is the gay and he hasn't figured out how to tell "open-minded" Mama and is "girl crazy" to hide it. His poor boyfriend probably hates the fact that he is so closeted and maybe the sleepover was a way to "come out" to Mama.
Back to Zella. Isn't she the one whose older daughter was living as the third in a threesome - the house was a horrible disgusting pigsty and there were small children? And a fourth woman as well, or something?
That sounds familiar 52. I think she also left one of her daughters sitting next to some perv on a airplane instead of changing seats with the kid?
Back to Zella. Isn't she the one whose older daughter was living as the third in a threesome - the house was a horrible disgusting pigsty and there were small children? And a fourth woman as well, or something?
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Yes and then the husband left his wife and kids and ran off with Zella's DD and that didn't end well. Just a few weeks ago Zella was posting about her DD's BF who was pretending to be a Navy Seal and got busted on that lie.
So compared to Zella's older DD, her younger DD really IS an overachiever.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3093296&pg=2
Talk about control issues. BF tracks her DH's every movement via GPS.
Sounds like Zella likes to make up shit.
I was just thinking the opposite, at least she *doesn't* make shit up to impress the peas. She is who she is and her daughters are who they are.
I think that pic of her is cute.
Some people have fucked up lives and don't sugar coat.
Some people have fucked up lives and don't sugar coat.
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Yeah, but do they really have to share their disfunction with the whole world on public message boards?
I think Zella has some issues too. Either she is fucked up in the head or likes to yank the Peas' chains.
That dress Lanus picked out is fugly. It looks like a damn UPC bar code. She just tries way too damn hard.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093404
Why do we have to keep being subjected to ugly kids in prom wear?
Short dress + big knees = not a good idea
I know we're not supposed to smack pea kids but that dress was to short and it sort of reminded me of a nighty my mom wore back in the 80s.
Anonymous said... 58 Some people have fucked up lives and don't sugar coat.
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Yeah, but do they really have to share their disfunction with the whole world on public message boards?
I think Zella has some issues too. Either she is fucked up in the head or likes to yank the Peas' chains.
May 22, 2011 10:56 AM
Yes they do have to share it with the world, they're Ps.
60, 61, I thought she was a cute girl, but what really concerned me was that she sent her off to prom with a garter?!
Re: the "K" names thread:
Her daughter's name is "Kourtni?" Why don't you just write "my parents are idiots" on her birth certificate and get it over with?
I really hate taking "C" names and changing them to "K." Major white trash.
It appears the narrative of Jesus is just an ancient recycled hybrid story told over and over again by different cultures using the same details. The Egyptian god Horus was also born on the 25th of Dec to a virgin mother named Mary, visited by three kings, etc, etc,. Fascinating. Here's part 1 of 3.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNf-P_5u_Hw
THIS needs to be posted at the pod to get all their panties in a bunch!
God I hate the name Courtney! Brittany and Ashley too. They should retire those lame names now!
say what? you don't like Kortnie, Brytneee and Ashleighyyyy? what the hell is wrong with you?
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy #67?
Gawd, those 'K' names are rancid. That little girl is predestined for a life on the pole. Kortnie? Kinsey? (Who would do that to a child?) KEMPER?
And did JanellK seriously suggest "Kannon?" Really? How about "Kabooom!"
Who will suggest K'Orangello, and just be done with it?
I want someone to suggest "Knife" or "Knickers."
How about Knockers? And yes, you pronounce the K.
Oh, lordie. The prom photos crack me up. So funny how styles and tastes differ in different areas. I feel for some of these kids. Either they look like super sluts complete with $500.00 hoochie gowns, spray tans and overly done up-do's to someone that looks like she bought her dress at Kmart and forgot to brush her hair.
Prom 2011-From the Backwoods to the Big City.
yubon is the younger version of cadoodlebug
In July 2008, CNN's Larry King interviewed then-presidential candidate John McCain. The host asked the Republican senator, "If you were president and knew that bin Laden was in Pakistan, you know where, would you have U.S. forces go in after him?"
McCain said he would not.
"Larry, I'm not going to go there and here's why: because Pakistan is a sovereign nation."
I know someone who named their son Kemper... so STFU!
LOL I love when someone does that!! ^^
Kemper, Kemper, little girl...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093447
AngelKrisC's husband worked there. I'm sure he could tell her all about it.
Kemper sounds like where you put your dirty clothes.
Kemper sounds like a crotch disease or something a dog gets.
lmao!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093539
It would be interesting to hear the other side of this.
Isn't there a serial killer with the name Kemper?
"It would be interesting to hear the other side of this. "
Hi Molove
Ed Kemper was the serial killer, drove around picking up college girls killing them, having sex with their corpses and then cutting their heads off. Finally killed his own mother, ripped out her voice box and put it down the garbage disposal.
Nice name for a kid tom grow up with.
D'oh tom = to
#80, you are so stupid.
87 has a kid named Kemper, lol!
How would you know 88? You know this person?
LOL I love when someone does that!! ^^
twice!
Nope, I don't Mrs. Kemper McKemper.
I'm sorry but this is just a stupid story. First why does it matter that her DH was out of town? Second the drink was pouring out of the car when she opened the door? No way unless the kid had a 55 gallon drum. And finally do peas really go about their day thinking wow this would make a super story for the pod! I can't wait to post it!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093585
Just when you think that Israel thread couldn't get any nuttier. First off, something's wrong when the biggest know it all-know nothing goy at the pod Typhus is leading the thread. Typhus got schooled by an Israeli teacher pea during the last Israel-Palistinian debate. Someone should pull up that thread. I know the Dems get exhausted from schooling the reactionaries all the time.
to 92:
doesn't matter that her dh is out of town (unless she usually goes alone)
drink would pour out if it was in the *well* of a minivan door (at least gush a little when the door opened) :P
she *said* in her title that *ONLY* the peas would appreciate the story so why not tell it there
i would totally die laughing if i saw some lady using pads to clean up her van
typical
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Anyone know why SDeven had to homeschool one son? I feel for that kid...
If I saw someone using pads to clean up a spilled drink in their car I would think they were a nut job, it's a car not white carpet in the living room. Just use the paper towels the gas station keeps by the window cleaning stuff.
I thought the story was pretty stupid also. Sorry, but pads are not that cheap and I wouldn't want to use them to soak up spilled pop.
60, 61, I thought she was a cute girl, but what really concerned me was that she sent her off to prom with a garter?!
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I found the dress ill fitting (boob spillage, ugh) and it just made me sad.
Everyone wore a garter when I went to prom...I went to 5 proms, and at all of them, the guys would wear the garter on their arm during the post prom party. Are garters not common some places?
Anonymous said... 96 If I saw someone using pads to clean up a spilled drink in their car I would think they were a nut job, it's a car not white carpet in the living room. Just use the paper towels the gas station keeps by the window cleaning stuff.
May 23, 2011 9:07 AM
with stinkyrose, i think you're not giving her the benefit of the doubt. surely she would have looked for the paper towels first lol.
some of the nitwits over at the bucket though, i doubt they'd think of either and let it sit and rot and then tell people they have mice or maggots in there.
Anonymous said... 97 I thought the story was pretty stupid also. Sorry, but pads are not that cheap and I wouldn't want to use them to soak up spilled pop.
May 23, 2011 9:11 AM
i'm sure she broke the bank
I'm so over Arnold and Maria, and all the people that think they are EXPERTS and know every thing about their private life. Maybe Maria knew right away, maybe Maria knew about the affair before she was even pregnant, maybe Maria really did just find out...WHO CARES? No matter what, it is THEIR PRIVATE life. Why do people feel they "deserve" to know every single detail of a celebrity's private life?
Well 100 with all the other useless info she put in there to try and make the story funny you think she would have put "and of course there were no paper towels at the window washing station!!!"
I mean "no shit there she was" "she sprang into action" and "the drink was hovering over the carpet!!!"
And really is the drink going to "embed in the carpet" I mean what was it terrorist punch? Fuck just go home, get a wet rag clean it up and bust out the carpet shampooer if you have to.
Pretty sure if it happened to me I wouldn't be rehearsing how I was going to write it up for a post to the peas.
I'm so over Arnold and Maria, and all the people that think they are EXPERTS and know every thing about their private life.
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Kinda like you shitheads do on this blog. :p
What #104? YOU are on this blog too, so you better include yourself in that judgement.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093625
If you were sick would you want someone dropping off tacos? What a weird thing to take to some one who is ill.
#106, maybe the mom is sick with cancer or something, and she is taking food for the rest of the family? Tacos are easy to eat when you want, just heat the meat a little and throw on the toppings. The food might not be for the sick person, but maybe the sick person's family...
I just love how all you fucking blog bitches sit here judging about people "trying to hard". If anyone is trying too hard, it's you fucktards that hang out here.
#108...what are you talking about? Are you emily "i'm an attention whore" Jones?
PS - You are a blog bitch too! Welcome over!
What #104? YOU are on this blog too, so you better include yourself in that judgement.
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Oh please. I don't make shit up just to say it. I don't spout out shit because I think it must be that way at their homes.
Just another peas "expert" that doesn't appreciate the call out.
You better go jump in on that Arnold and Maria thread. I bet you have some wonderful insights, just as if you had a heart to heart with Maria.
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103 you sound more dramatic than the story.
la la la
Anonymous said... 104 I'm so over Arnold and Maria, and all the people that think they are EXPERTS and know every thing about their private life.
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Kinda like you shitheads do on this blog. :p
May 23, 2011 9:45 AM
they put it out there, it's no longer private
welcome shithead
In the pea world your past is held against you in perpetuity.
Teen mothers are supposed to be miserable failures and they deserve a lifetime of punishment for their sinful fornication. They are not supposed to turn out just fine with successful happy families. When they do they are trying to hard and they are bitches and they are scorned by people too stupid to know the difference between a hipster and a geek.
enlighten us hipstergeek
#110...Nope! I just take what the peas say, and put it all together. No need to make anything up with the stupid shit they post!
113 STFU gamerbabe.
Nice try fuckstick. Not gamerbabe.
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This will be a fun thread to watch if people really start posting on it! See who wants to brag, and who is utterly stupid when it comes to jewelry. Could be a good time!
there's always annabella and her crap from claire's
This will be a fun thread to watch if people really start posting on it! See who wants to brag, and who is utterly stupid when it comes to jewelry. Could be a good time!
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Those threads are the Pea version of dick measuring.
Cindyupnorth sounds like a nagging controlling helicopter mom, who treats her husband like a child. It's no wonder he wants to go out with his friends, so he doesn't have to go home to her.
Can't see this marriage lasting much longer.
He's probably waiting for the 15 year old to turn 18, then he'll be out of there.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093667
Whoever said megmc is beadhound a couple of threads ago, I think you are dead on.
when the words *shithead and fucktard* start rolling out, it only means one thing.
the blog has been invaded by some pea husband or boyfriend who has the mentality of a 11 year old
or some undercover pea dyke like burning feather has been smacked and is over the top pissed.
Sorry, but pads are not that cheap and I wouldn't want to use them to soak up spilled pop.
May 23, 2011 9:11 AM
i'm sure she broke the bank
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Excuse me for being frugal. Go ahead and waste money on sopping up pop with pads.
It's no wonder he wants to go out with his friends, so he doesn't have to go home to her.
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If he is lying about where he is then he may be a douche. However, I agree, he just doesn't want to hear her bullshit. He had an 'emotional' affair years ago and she doesn't trust him.
If she would unclench, then blow him perhaps he would be home more often. Cindy, put two sliced cucumbers on those balls and you can get a spa like eye treatment while you do it.
A truly frugal person would have a diva cup.
A frugal person would have broke out the straw and started sucking! Don't want to waste that sodie pop!
FFS, 127
This will be a fun thread to watch if people really start posting on it! See who wants to brag, and who is utterly stupid when it comes to jewelry. Could be a good time!
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Waiting for the pea to post "we don't believe in diamonds, and we love each other too much to define our love by jewelry, so we got these plain gold bands for $99 from Wal*Mart. I LOVE THEM AND THEY ARE PERFECT FOR ME!!!
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Why does cuntwalla keep saying the "queer" community. Isn't that a derogatory slang word?
ITA 130, I'm a big supporter of the GLBT community and I am cringing every time I see it on that thread! I think compwalla started it to be funny, or cute or whatever, but it's not.
Maybe the queers are taking back the work like the blacks took back the N word.
OK work = word
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3092808&pg=2
This thread is getting good. Granted, it's like watching Dumb & Dumber (PunchPrincess vs. luvnlifelady), but it's still good comedy.
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I thought Casii was younger and had younger kids...but she has college age kids? Does she have younger ones too?
#129...It's post 11 or so!
132 is right. Like Queer Nation. And there are academic papers on "queer culture."
Typhus is so fucking chickenshit.
#138...you mean how she posted a controversial topic and ran off? It's not like here, I was expecting half the responses to be her!
Anonymous said... 123 when the words *shithead and fucktard* start rolling out, it only means one thing.
the blog has been invaded by some pea husband or boyfriend who has the mentality of a 11 year old
or some undercover pea dyke like burning feather has been smacked and is over the top pissed.
May 23, 2011 1:04 PM
I think the shit head came from the shitforhair hair style.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093723
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Whenever I see a post from HelenaJoe, I always picture them (the family) driving a '70's Family Truckster station wagon, and they are singing folk songs like Puff the Magic dragon as they cruise down the road. I am kind of shocked they had their car stolen and the stereo ripped out.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093636
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What is this post even about? How hard is it to google CPS in a certain state? Why waste time putting it on a message board and waiting for people to reply?
#140...so compwalla posts here?? **WAVES TO COMPWALLA!!***
((Waves back))
wait, there is some animosity between compy and bf? what's the story on that?
Anonymous said... 143 #140...so compwalla posts here?? **WAVES TO COMPWALLA!!***
May 23, 2011 5:45 PM
didn't say she posts here, just mentioned the shitforhair
why oh why oh why do I keep reading on 2peas?? it does nothing but irritate the shit out of me. but i keep going back. uggghhhhhhh
Compy vs. BF
I'll take Compy.
Cindyupnorth is a nutter and a harpy.
No surprise her dh wants nothing to do with her.
I'm thinking that Cindyupnorth's dh spends the same amount of time doing his thing with the boys as she spends bitching and blathering on 2peas.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093564
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Typhus is also an EXPERT at sniffing out affairs. It takes a real expert to figure it out when your Dh comes home and tells you...
Typhus is also an EXPERT at sniffing out affairs. It takes a real expert to figure it out when your Dh comes home and tells you...
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Then her insecure ass has to call the husbands place of employment to confront this woman? He just told her about it, why not let him handle it? I doubt anyone ever hit on her husband anyway.
Anyone ever wonder how many of Mrs Ts students have googled her and found her at 2peas? She's not exactly trying to keep her ID under wraps.
Has she ever posted a pic of her husband? I really really really want to know what he looks like!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093767
Need attention much? I really hate the constant blog-whoring from her. Not sure why.
WHY am I watching The Bachelorette? WHY? Yubon 513 37 10:27:07 PM
because you're becoming cadoodlebug
I'll take Compy.
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ditto that. no contest.
wheres Apeana?
so, what is the backstory between burning butthole and the spaghetti monster? dish people!!
Typhus is also an EXPERT at sniffing out affairs. It takes a real expert to figure it out when your Dh comes home and tells you...
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Then her insecure ass has to call the husbands place of employment to confront this woman? He just told her about it, why not let him handle it? I doubt anyone ever hit on her husband anyway.
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#152, If she really called that woman and said that to her,especially the part about her hitting on the OTHER married man too, the woman could have went to HR and countered that IT was Mr. Typhus that approached her and then when she rejected him had his harpy wife call to harass her.
If that really happened, they BOTH must be morans.
FYI, she use to have a picture of them sitting in a pumpkin patch with their spawn and he was the typical pea husband everyone denies being married to, overweight, balding, reliving his HS/College glory days in the golf shirt, "dunlap" pants and baseball cap.
Oh and he looked as Ginger as she is and I thought it was a brother/sister family photo,KWIM.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093657
eww, I just knew this post would include the hairy knuckles again, yuck!
155 - her constant blog whoring is so incredibly annoying
Anonymous said... 159 so, what is the backstory between burning butthole and the spaghetti monster? dish people!!
May 23, 2011 9:54 PM
seriously that sounds like made up blog shit.
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Posted: 5/23/2011 6:48:14 PM
Luckywife: I use 'queer' all of the time, and I never intend it to be derogatory. I consider myself to have a queer identity because I'd rather not define myself as a specific label, nor would really 'fit' a specific term. I have friends that are specifically gay, but a majority of my friends don't define themselves nor do they really fit in with any label- gay, bisexual, lesbian, etc. My BFF also uses 'queer' because she prefers women, but her partner is gender queer so it complicates things. Anyways, the term queer can be used to be derogatory, but in the right sense it can just be an all-inclusive term that helps to identify people that don't fit into the categories that our language allows for.
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WTF? Isn't she engaged to a man that gave her that incredibly juvenile heart ring?
Harold Camping revised his apocalyptic prophecy Monday, saying he was off by five months because the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.
they need a *update your avatar* thread
Some answers for the peas:
My DS had a setback: Surprise! aren't you glad now you took him on a massive road trip to watch nothing blast off one last time?
Angelina Jolie looks unhappy: I guess you are studying at the Lightman group and have the magic ability to "know" what celebrity lives are REALLY like and if they are happy or not based on a single photo? You are delusional.
Gay discrimination: Sure a bunch of fat, middle class married women know all about the discrimination of "the gays" and how it's not now and was never really that bad. Maybe if some of their husbands came out they'd have a better understanding. Of course trying to exterminate a group of people based on their sexual preference is *nothing* like the Holocaust.
My house could have burned down: Yet it didn't, it only stinks so what's your point?
Disappointed over something silly: You sound like a whiny brat, shut the hell up & we don't care about a stupid school soccer match and if you go or not.
Deleted: Nice try, but we don't care enough to come begging you to tell us what you deleted.
OK that feels better. Who has more answers?
lol 167 I was thinking the same thing about the Angelina Jolie post. She must be a super duper psychic if she can read someone's thoughts from a photograph.
What did Zandy's mom delete anyways? Anyone know? And no I won't "just ask her"
What pookie the bear raises baby chickens in her basement? I thought all the peas were way to germ fearing an hygienic to do something like that.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093699
Dumb question of the day award.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093657
*Leanne* hands look like a 40 year old stuck in the 80s. Those Lee press on nails have to go.
170 why is that a dumb question?
My DS had a setback: Surprise! aren't you glad now you took him on a massive road trip to watch nothing blast off one last time?
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You do realize they didn't go?
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Here's an idea: Drive to Target, put a scale in your cart, bring it home. How do some of these peas live?? It's a scale.
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Holy crap, Burning Feather is slipping!! There is a casey anthony thread, and she has not posted on it yet! Is she sick? Did she get raptured? Is she busy following her H on GPS? Where, O where could she be?
New Space is up. :)
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