Thursday, May 5, 2011

This was too good not to repost....

On Mrs. Tyler's labor:

"Mommy, can you tell me about the day I was born?"
"Oh, it was like any other day. I woke up and parked my ass in front of the computer."
"I wanna hear more, what was labor like?"
"Well my water broke, and then I pea'd all day long."
"Gross, you peed all day long! I don't wanna have a baby!!!"
"No, PEA'D. You know, talked to my internet friends."
"Oh, they must be really cool people. What are their names?"
"Names? Uh, scrappitydo-dah, scrapsalot, scraptoit, scrapitinthebingbong. Oh and mommytotwenty."
"I mean their real names!"
"I have no idea."
"You don't even know their real names and you spent all day with them the day I was born?"
"Yep. Go away, Mommy's busy at the computer."

146 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awwwww! I live in blog bitch infamy!

Anonymous said...

179, thanks for trying to explain, but where I am don and lawn sound exactly the same, so yes, vawwn and vonn would too. I have a feeling the ones who say them differently would be from the South. When I imagine a Southern accent I could see how they might sound differently, but not here.

lolz at the Mrs. T convo above.

Anonymous said...

LMAO! TYPHUS FTW!

Anonymous said...

We're never gonna get rid of that bitch. lol And she has nerve to complain about her dh's video game addiction at bed time.

Anonymous said...

Well, poor guy. What would you rather do if you were a guy? Get in bed with a female hambeast or play video games?

Anonymous said...

You guys are a bunch of sick fucks. She had a baby today for Christ's sake and wanted to share the news.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAURGH!

Anonymous said...

Sharing the news is completely different #6, than trying to be today's top poster. If I were MrsTyphus, and thank you FSM I am not!, I would have come on tomorrow and posted a quick picture of myself with the new baby. She really is nutz and extremely jealous of all the MSquared love at the bukkit.

Anonymous said...

who puts Christ and the f-word in the same sentance? thats pretty sick

Anonymous said...

#6 - there is a world of difference between sharing the news and being one of the top 10 posters for the day! Seriously, you can't put the phone down for a FUCKING HOUR to spend quality time with your DH while you are HAVING A BABY??????????????????? That tells me exactly what kind of a mother and wife mrs tyler is.

Anonymous said...

LOL at the Mrs. T. conversation...However, I don't think she really has "friends" in the pod. ;-P

Anonymous said...

#11, I am pretty sure that you could have ended that sentence after "friends."

"I don't think she really has friends."

Yeah, that seems more appropriate.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3089527

They didn't realize Shenis is spelled like Penis? Poor little thing.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^ I'm an idiot. I didn't read far enough into the post to see that Shenis is a typo and that the baby's name isn't Shenis.

Anonymous said...

Weenis....name it Weenis!!!!

Do we get to see pictures of Mrs. Hambeast's sewed up crotch from the episotomy?

Anonymous said...

Be glad Typhus' baby wasn't a girl. She clearly likes the Celebrity Rehab names, so the poor kid might have been Andeigh Dick.

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Tyler wasn't just on 2Peas all day today, the day of her child's birth. Half an hour before she gave birth she was posting this on Mary's blog:

My husband is actually planning a similar project! He just has to make sure his plans don't run into any underground sprinkler lines before he decides where the pit will be placed. I love a good fire in the back yard with a s'more or two... or seven.


FFS Mrs. Tyler!! Get.off.the.internet. Today is supposed to be a special day with your family.

Anonymous said...

#6 I get that. I really do. There's a lot of down-time sometimes at the hospital, and I would've probably posted the announcement too. And on Facebook, because it only takes a minute and you can spread the word a heck of a lot easier than calling 20 people on the phone to tell the news. I would probably even check back a few times here and there to read the congratulations messages and to post a couple pictures.

But I would not be posting all day on other random stupid threads! Why would she want her memories of the first day of her child's life to be filled with her typing on her phone or laptop, on random 2Peas threads? Can you imagine her nurses seeing her typing every time they come into the room? And what is her DH thinking? Or maybe he's posting on his own message boards. Good gravy.

Anonymous said...

Calm down #9. They're both just words - swears to express anger or frustration. Whoever wrote that doesn't hate Christ because they typed fuck in the same sentence. Take the stick out. Sometimes the way we talk is just the way we talk. It doesn't mean she is an evil person looking to hurt Christ's feelings and trash His name.

Or, maybe she's an Atheist. I am, and I say Christ all the time. Not out of disrespect, it's just a swear word to me, that I say without thinking. If I get hurt, I swear without even putting thought into it - no time. It may come out as fuck or damn it or Christ or shit. I don't conscientiously plan out what will come out of my mouth.

Anonymous said...

OMG wtf ScrappinSpidey announces her SIL (a pea) Clee-something's baby is born and even she titles it "not to steal the thunder from marymary or mrs. t".

FFS those 2 aren't doing anything better than your SIL. I would've titled it "MaryMary and Mrs. T aren't the only 2 women in history to give birth, another Pea, my SIL Clee just had her baby too"

Anonymous said...

All of this breeding at the pod is nauseating.

Anonymous said...

All of the fawning over M2 is nauseating. Seriously, there are no cases of women who of have 5 year olds still residing in the wombs.
At some point all babies come out, and if not, there's this guy called Caesar who helps them out.
Just leave the damn woman alone and let her have her baby, and stop acting so pathologically invested in the whole thing.
Shit she has like a million posts, no way is she having that baby and not telling you anyhow.

Wonder if typhoid has remembered to feed and change hers yet?

Anonymous said...

They have nurses for that, #22.

Anonymous said...

Mrs. T has a serious addiction. It's just not normal, and too much like the alcoholic who can't stop no matter the consequences, or how it looks to others. She doesn't care enough about her family or job to stop posting. Peas aren't doing her any favors acting like this is normal. I feel bad for her kids - at school and her own children. I don't say that shit lightly. I genuinely feel bad for them.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully the nurse will take the baby home too - at least then he won't have to compete with a bunch of strangers on the internet for his mother's attention.

Anonymous said...

When I had my son, the last thing on my mind was posting it for the Peas (or anywhere for that matter). I didn't touch the computer for 10 days! I can't imagine giving birth with a phone or laptop attached to my fingers.

Anonymous said...

I think it was so damn considerate of Mrs. T to post all day so that the peas knew exactly what was going on. She saved so many other people from having to get online and ask how she was doing. Very thoughtful of her. I know that in 20 years her son will be so grateful that his birth was recorded in detail - I just wish there would have been photos.

Anonymous said...

That's what I did like about Kaylaimee (too lazy to go and check the exact username) but she took her baby home on April 15th and it took until May 5th to post an update.

THAT'S exactly how it should be. You go home with a new baby, and you spend time with your family and the new baby and don't even think about 2Ps until 3 weeks later.
This is normal.

Anonymous said...

ohwoeismekaylaaimeeeeee

Anonymous said...

a lot of Ps have had babies and never put a ticker, never mentioned it 3,343,256,673 times.
a lot of Ps have preemie and micro preemie babies and never felt the need to tell these Pwomen.

they all need a hobby.

Anonymous said...

STFU and leave Kaylaaimee alone, how would you have dealt with what she's been through? I consider myself a blog bitch but can't understand hating on KA

Anonymous said...

Anyone else think those trolls who popped up on L'Urine's thread are her alters attempting to gain sympathy from the peas? It is so transparent.

Anonymous said...

Hey #31, reading comprehension. No one was bashing Kaylaaimee.

Anonymous said...

1sassypea has got to be the most ignorant redneck at the pod...and that's saying a lot. It's like English isn't even her first language...white trash is.

Anonymous said...

How has no one made fun of the name Eric Robert at the pod yet?

Anonymous said...

#1 - best damn thing I have ever read here!!! Thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...

How has no one made fun of the name Eric Robert at the pod yet?

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I went to school with a gay black guy named Eric Roberts. It seems like an "old" name for a kid.

Anonymous said...

Mrs_Tyler is a cranky old lady in a young person's body. I'm surprised she didn't name her kid Horace or Elmer or something.

Anonymous said...

33: 29 was.

Anonymous said...

Talk about self-delusion, Lauren says:

"Any rational person reading this thread sees that what they've said here is far worse than anything I've said on this thread. I'm not going to get pissed or give them any control over me. That's the beauty of the ignore button. They can rant and spew negativity as much as they like and I don't even have to see it.

And, since this thread has brought out the usual cast of character-assassins, I can now be pretty sure I've got most of them on ignore and don't have to even bother scrolling past their drivel."

She is insane.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 31 STFU and leave Kaylaaimee alone, how would you have dealt with what she's been through? I consider myself a blog bitch but can't understand hating on KA

May 6, 2011 7:10 AM

way to perpetuate it

Anonymous said...

Lets hope EricBob's Mom already has a breast pump or we'll aww man, why did I go there?

Anonymous said...

EricBob is a cutie!

Anonymous said...

I guess tooling around on your iPad is no different than watching tv during labor - something to do.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3089648

Child of grace is another annoying dumbass.

Guess she's done "making out" with her burgers. :P

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2580043

Anonymous said...

No, watching tv is still spending time with your husband.

Over-sharing with a bunch of women that stab you in the back constantly on a blog is totally different.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 44 I guess tooling around on your iPad is no different than watching tv during labor - something to do.

May 6, 2011 11:23 AM

Not sure it matters but to clarify, she said *ipod* (got that right lol) not *iPad*.

Anonymous said...

Neighbor vent thread LMAO!!!!:

susans sister
StuckOnPeas

PeaNut 128232 - February 2004
Posts: 2369 Layouts: 23
Loc: Asheville, NC
Posted: 5/6/2011 10:36:40 AM


We had a neighbor who worked for a funeral parlor. He would pick up bodies at night and park them in his driveway, right next to our house, until morning.

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Sometimes you can't make this shit up.

Anonymous said...

in case anyone didn't know:

esinger = edgycoolness = captain K.

Anonymous said...

Would love to know who is copying KA's blog

Anonymous said...

She said it's a girl who lives by her who also has a micro preemie, someone she met at the hospital. No one the peas know.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3089671
Oh god my eyes are bleeding.

Anonymous said...

lizardandjuanita's new id went poof. bye bye bitch

Anonymous said...

WTF did ms t get the keys to the moderators office how did that being on the internet while in labor thread get pulled so fast? Anybody have it?

Anonymous said...

52, I'm more worried that they will be living alone and unsupervised. That seems ill-advised but at least they will have relatives nearby. She and her husband are mentally handicapped in some way and I wonder if they are capable of independent living. No joke, there is something not right with that girl.

Anonymous said...

How in the world did that thread get pulled so quick?? And why??!!

Anonymous said...

L'Urine and her eleventy alters are all over the board today. What a lunatic.

Anonymous said...

What thread got pulled? Damn, I missed it.

As for the edgycoolness-Captain K link, I am not so sure.

Didn't edgy have gastric bypass or some other weight loss surgery? She is pretty mouthy so I doubt she would hide behind an alter like stick up your butt Captain K.

Anonymous said...

That funeral director comment is total bullshit. Either that or there's a funeral director in that town that's about to lise his license.

Anonymous said...

loozandwhine has lost her ever loving mind. it's sad to see someone have a breakdown in public.

Anonymous said...

here is the deleted thread:http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3089657&pg=1

I am think that Typhus Crotch must have a direct line to STJ. Between her Peamailing Peas whenever they say something in a post that pisses her off to constantly being on Two Peas and reporting threads, she must be a total pain in the ass to the Two Peas peeps.

Anonymous said...

#60-she is probably really Lauren. Lauren is having a multi personality meltdown no doubt.

Anonymous said...

sheenis de milo, prounounced shazam

Anonymous said...

Re Kaylaaimee: I'm tired of selfish people who want to have a kid at ANY cost (to themselves or the child) acting like they're Jesus on the fucking cross for taking care of the seriously ill/handicapped kids they created. I'm glad Scarlette made it & is home, but why does no one mention that this is one side effect of forcing what Nature said wouldn't work in the first place? I'm sad that babies are born to suffer mentally & physically because mommy & daddy wanted a snowflake of their own.

This is totally different from people who have kids with mental/physical handicaps because that's the hand they were dealt. I'm referring specifucally to people like KA & Libis who want they want & don't give a damn about the real consequences of their actions.

Oh, and PS: most of the special care these kids need is taxpayer funded. I love paying for their CHOICES about as much as I love paying for welfare users & illegal immigrants.

Anonymous said...

This should be required reading for all the breeders at the Bucket:

http://eheavenlygads.wordpress.com/2007/06/12/progeny-at-what-price/

Anonymous said...

Why? Was Kayla told not to have a baby? I didn't realize that. Now Libis I did know about.

Anonymous said...

What was the pulled thread about? The moderation over there is so annoying. Don't care for STJ. Lauren gets away with everything and gets to keep on spewing her bs.

Anonymous said...

KA had her baby with the aid of fertility treatments. Is this not forcing what Nature made clear was a bad idea? Sorry, but I don't think it's fair for everyone who was responsible to have to pick up the millions of dollars in medical costs that her kid will eventually (and has already) required.

She and her husband wanted a baby AT ANY COST...well then, they should pick up the tab for the WHOLE COST.

And now KA wants a medal for doing what she's supposed to do? Again, so tired of hearing about all the extra work and costs associated with caring for her kid. YOU SIGNED UP FOR IT, STUPID.

And, for the record: I'm unable to have children. Hubby and I discussed fertility treatments and ultimately realized we just could not live with ourselves if we had a child who was born so ill due to our need to have our own child.

That's the ultimate selfishness, IMO. Ultimate.

And then to act like you're a saint and a martyr for taking care of your kid...insane. You're doing what you're supposed to do, idiot. You're doing what you fought to do. So why should we give you a cookie for doing the right thing? And why should we pay for this kid you wanted so desperately?

Also, google fertility treatments and autism.

Selfish people making babies = problems for the babies and everyone else who has to pay for them.

Anonymous said...

52 what is hurting your eyes? That link doesn't have a picture

Anonymous said...

AnnaDiptwatBanana trying to start a shitstorm and being beligerent about it.


http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3089708

Anonymous said...

FFS Liz, just get over the girl crush. You're worse than a teen boy.

Anonymous said...

Piss off, Cookscrapper.

Anonymous said...

"Also, google fertility treatments and autism."

Thank you for that suggestion. I did not know of the link between fertility treatments, autism and older mothers. Very interesting. Even more interesting is the fact that I have never read about that link on Two Peas. There seems to be a lot of on-the-spectrum children, yet very little discussion about the cause (other than blaming childhood immunizations - which is not a conclusive cause.) But, hey, there is no way their children's condition could be their fault - right? It has to be something else not even remotely related to genetics or something medically they did. A lot of denial on that board.

I also beleive that if you bring a child into the world, you should be 100% reponsible for paying for the child's special needs and if needed, special care for the rest of their lives. Not the taxpayers. YOU should have to pay. That may mean, no vacations, no new cars, no big house, no fancy TV's, computers, etc. Your child comes first - you should make all the sacrifics it takes to keep them well cared for, even beyond YOUR life. Buy insurance, make plans, do what you have to do. Do not "demand" that the taxpayer take care of YOUR child. I'm all for supporting SS Disability - but only if YOU have made large sacrifics and truly cannot afford to support the child. Yes, your other children may have to make sacrifics too. Sad, but it comes with the territory of having a disabled child in the family. Every.single.one of the family will be affected.

(Off my Soap Box for now)

Anonymous said...

ITA with 73. Also, I will grant that KA and her husband have, most likely, paid their share of taxes and such. However, their child will require MILLIONS of dollars in care to survive childhood; imagine the lifetime tab for her medical care. Any taxes that KA and her husband paid in have already been negated thousandfold if Scarlette's care was even partially funded by a taxpayer funded system.

Same for Libis. She's been open about the fact that her surgeries were covered by Medicare. She (and her son, who was also a preemie, IIRC) has already taken far more money out of the system than she could ever possibly put back in.

Anonymous said...

AnnaDiptwatBanana trying to start a shitstorm and being beligerent about it.

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She's a fucking loon.

Anonymous said...

Wow 67, better take a swipe at JBeans and her premie too, so you can be just like Lauren.

Anonymous said...

No one's taking a swipe at anyone's kids. I think the point is that people should take care of their own kids, especially if they pursue the creation of those kids at any cost.

Nice of you to try to diffuse valid and logical points with emotion, though.

This is not about the children. This is about very selfish parents and how it affects their children.

Let go of your pearls, sister, and face the music. Most of these people claim to be so religious and call it "God's will" when they get knocked up with the aid of modern medicine....why isn't it God's Will, then, that they not reproduce in the first place?

Anonymous said...

Simmer down.
Where has she said KA used "help" to reproduce? Put up or shut up.

Anonymous said...

posting about infertility and taking care of your own kids = lauren

Anonymous said...

Read KA's blog. And no, I'm not Lauren.

Anonymous said...

Obviously, if you're infertile, God and Jeebus don't think you're worthy of having children. It's very hypocritical for all those Christians to yammer on about god's will, yet they actively defy his will when it turns out they can't spawn.

Anonymous said...

GAAAAAH! There are just so many fucktards at the pod! L'Urine, AnnaSofatfanna, MrsTyphus, etc. It's mind-boggling.

Anonymous said...

What is with those people defending being online while in labor? All the "what else is there to do?"
Don't any of those heifers have any friends or family?
How about talking to your husband, or your mother, or sister, or best friend? They act like they are all lying around a bare hospital room on their own with nothing to do and noone to talk too.

Anonymous said...

i love you 68, you said it all

Anonymous said...

brandym had gotten a dog and kept bitching about.

did she get rid of it? i missed that (if she did)

Anonymous said...

L'Urine must be sleeping it off.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3089312

Alway, always, always something with this one. And 9/10 times it's about the school and her husband's job. Why do I get the feeling that school hates her dh and the entire family? I bet the whole community hates their weirdo family. What a bunch of whining woe is me nutters.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3089670

The "I hate my horrible mother" thread started early this year.

Anonymous said...

Alway, always, always something with this one. And 9/10 times it's about the school and her husband's job.
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Or Coupons! Or vaccines or breastfeeding!

Anonymous said...

Isn't Micki the same one who has the "crazy neighbor" who kept backing into their car every day? I think she's full of shit.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3089585

I can't believe they are bitching about a person warming up their car. It's their car and their property and they can warm up their car if they want to. WTF is so bad about that anyway? How loud could it possibly be? I drive an SUV and my dh has a truck and we warm ours up in the winter and it's pretty silent. You can't even hear it. I've never heard anyone's car while it was warming up around here. Ever.

Anonymous said...

The "I hate my horrible mother" thread started early this year.

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Yes, then some time Sunday it will be the "dissapointed about Mother's Day" thread. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Anonymous said...

AnnaDiptwatBanana trying to start a shitstorm and being beligerent about it.

Elaine seemed like a positive influence on banana for a minute there. She just couldn't repress the hillbilly bumpkin in her anymore. I think that's how most pea friendships start-by pea stalking ass kissing.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3089796
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This thread is a perfect example of why stupid people should not be allowed to breed. If you have two children, ages almost 2 and almost 1, and you don't know what to do when one of them has a fever, then I worry for the well-being of your kids. When did giving a child some Tylenol become such a difficult decision that the peas must be consulted??! FFS that kind of stoopid should be painful---excruciatingly painful.

Anonymous said...

80 - link????

Anonymous said...

the govt office website for the p's city says an appointment is required.

what does she do? asks the p's if she thinks she needs an appointment.

good lord. what a stupid question. these ladies think the p's are infallible but theyre dumb as bricks

Anonymous said...

From Idiot Anna: "Lucy, I get that you did it with a smile, but it was still chastising of an adult. I guess I don't get that... shrug:: "

That's rich. Anna the Cunt chastises everyone all the time. Hypocrite!

Anonymous said...

I swear AnnaBanana is the biggest freakin' crybaby over there. I've been around the pod way too long, and I remember her coming on ALL.THE.TIME to handslap people who were critical of Bush because she took it personally. Now she handslaps people who criticize people who criticize Obama because she takes it personally.

Newsflash -- if you're not a racist and don't like Obama, then when people are talking about people who don't like Obama and also happen to be racists (of which there are many), they AREN'T. TALKING. ABOUT. Y OU. Grow a spine, sweetheart.

Anonymous said...

AnnaBanana is a classic case of..
The lady doth protest too much, methinks, syndrome

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3089855

what in the holy hell are moms's?

Anonymous said...

^^^Why does someone always have to say they were laughing so much their husband had to come and see what was up?

Anonymous said...

many pea households must be totally devoid of humor and fun if some of those stupid threads really seem that funny to them

Anonymous said...

Sorry So Long Jane and the Non-Crazy Blog Bitches.

Posted:
in case anyone didn't know:

esinger = edgycoolness = captain K.
May 6, 2011 12:14 PM

AND

What thread got pulled? Damn, I missed it.

As for the edgycoolness-Captain K link, I am not so sure.

Didn't edgy have gastric bypass or some other weight loss surgery? She is pretty mouthy so I doubt she would hide behind an alter like stick up your butt Captain K.
May 6, 2011 1:39 PM


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1. Sorry to disappoint BUT I am not Captain K and yes I am mouthy and use Edgy Coolness to tell the peas exactly what I think about various subjects.

I changed my peaname from esinger to Edgy Coolness after the whole Emily Jones/Slower Joe thread where I was told I wasn't edgy or cool by a couple of self-aggrandizing Tier 1 uber-bitches who always seem to attack anyone that threatens their popularity or exposes their obvious bitchy meanness.

2. I had LAP BAND surgery which I posted about to Lauren on her thread and some of the issues that I had with it in the beginning. If you are really interested, I posted my "story" on the International No Diet Day 2011 Facebook Page, which I administer.
That is where I have been for the past week, working on that Facebook page and gasp! having a life that doesn't revolve around the bukkit or the podders.

3. The last post I made on the Bukkit was 5/3 and since I have been busy with INDD 2011, I didn't even bother to read what was being posted here or there.
If I had known that I was being "outed" as Captain K, who by the way has more than a 1000 posts than me, I would have posted that was incorrect and I have no need for a "fake" name because I would not bring my problems to the bukkit or feel the need to be "friends with everyone."

As for you blog bitch who posted at 12:14, I'm pretty sure you are Facebook friends with the same person I am and I'm equally sure you are the same backstabbing two-faced thunder-cunt that posted her Facebook status first here and then over on the Bukkit to stir up shit.
You have a serious problem and I suggest you seek mental health therapy for it because it has obviously affected your ability to play well with others. You might want to take a break from anything to do with 2peas too.

Spreadsheet keepers:

esinger = edgy coolness.

That is All!

Anonymous said...

Well edgy coolness, perhaps you should go and have a big bowl of SHUT THE FUCK UP.

That is All!

Anonymous said...

So esinger/edgy coolness, are you Malissa Jones?

Anonymous said...

FFS, he bucket is insane right now. I can't stand half of 'em and hate the other half. So much crap, so little time to read it.

Anonymous said...

Well edgy coolness, perhaps you should go and have a big bowl of SHUT THE FUCK UP.
^^^

Word.

It's not news that edgycoolness=esinger

And you sound just as crazy fucked up now as when you were "bitter pill" esinger.

It's not just the "Tier 1" peas who think/thought that you are not edgy or cool. It's pretty damn near everyone.

You're just an average, garden variety, whacked-out maniacal head case.

Anonymous said...

Confused!!??

Who posted whose Facebook status at the Pod now? I can't keep up with this crap.

Anonymous said...

I don't know, edgy sounds much like the lot of your bitter cunts.

Anonymous said...

I absolutely don't miss one that has been named, but that would be because I met her in real life and then found out she was, ummmmm, not exactly what she portrayed herself to be. (But hey, that could be said for anyone online, right?) She has mostly disappeared since then



http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3086323&pg=1



Who is ScrapSuzy talking about??

Anonymous said...

I don't know, edgy sounds much like the lot of your bitter cunts.
May 7, 2011 3:20 PM

Nah. Actually she sounds a lot like L'URINE ;)

Anonymous said...

I absolutely don't miss one that has been named, but that would be because I met her in real life and then found out she was, ummmmm, not exactly what she portrayed herself to be
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so spill it bitch, who are you talking about?

Anonymous said...

#110-I believe that post from ScrapSuzy has been deleted cause I can't find it. Pudgy quoted her in a reply though. I wonder who she was talking about too.

U kan b any1 u want to b on the interwebs!

I am 5'8", weigh 120lbs and have a fabulous life :)

Anonymous said...

112. That's what I'm trying to find out.

Anonymous said...

I hate cryptic crap. If you are gonna have the balls to post BS like that, have some REAL balls and name names dammit!

Anonymous said...

ScrapSuzy's post is still there.
http://i54.tinypic.com/54y8mc.jpg

Anonymous said...

OMG #116-you keeping those screenshots for your spreadsheet??? hahahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

no, 117 I took it for 113. It's already deleted from my hd, loser.

Anonymous said...

i would venture to say pumpkin or sasha

Anonymous said...

Did mary mary have her baby yet??????????????

Anonymous said...

Mary Mary's going to give birth to a two-week-old.

Anonymous said...

What is Liz's story? Isn't she on the public dole for one of the usual diseases of the overweight peas? Fibro-I'm-too-fat-algia.

Anonymous said...

If you all hate the bucket so much, why the hell do you go read it and then spend so much time here discussing it? Seriously? You all come across as some sick stalkers. Lots of mental illness going on over here.

Anonymous said...

Hey Squillen!

Anonymous said...

well looky, looky
wench and l'urine might be going
at it on l'urine's liz thread
they haven't had a good fight
for a while

wench doesn't stand a chance

Anonymous said...

lovin' that the bukkit is a squillen-free zone lately :)

Anonymous said...

wench has already bested lowrent.

L has made herself look more and more like a sick fool every time she posts to that thread.

Anonymous said...

What is Liz's story? Isn't she on the public dole for one of the usual diseases of the overweight peas? Fibro-I'm-too-fat-algia.

Nah, she's been watching some kids I think.

Anonymous said...

My money is on Wench. L'urine can't control herself. Never could.

Anonymous said...

ITA, 129

Anonymous said...

I remember Liz talking about a trial med she couldn't get for her debilitating disease. She was on deaths door without it.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 123 If you all hate the bucket so much, why the hell do you go read it and then spend so much time here discussing it? Seriously? You all come across as some sick stalkers. Lots of mental illness going on over here.

May 7, 2011 6:30 PM

Welcome to the bitch blog, bitch!

Anonymous said...

KaylaA says she met her blog stalker in the hospital. I wonder if the lady really has a baby or not. Might be a baby kidnapper or something. Just a thought.

Either that or KA is a loon and is really reeling in the sympathy, AGAIN!!

Anonymous said...

she was told last time to block the so-called stalker.

didn't take that advice?!!?? hmm

Anonymous said...

I wonder if KA will really link the stalkers blog. It just sounds like such a crazy story. If it's true and the peas are linked, God help the stalker.

Anonymous said...

yeah, the whining about the blog stalker is total attention whoring.

If someone's stalking you, and reprinting your blog posts as your own, wouldn't you block them and/or report them? Why would you dick around and then run to the peas all in a dither?

Whining to the peas and whipping them up into a frenzied mob of idiot villagers with torches and pitchforks is just uber klassy.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 136 yeah, the whining about the blog stalker is total attention whoring.

If someone's stalking you, and reprinting your blog posts as your own, wouldn't you block them and/or report them? Why would you dick around and then run to the peas all in a dither?

Whining to the peas and whipping them up into a frenzied mob of idiot villagers with torches and pitchforks is just uber klassy.

May 7, 2011 8:39 PM

and pays her bills with blog money? how many P hits are there now I wonder.

Anonymous said...

she has trackbacks on

should be a link here so she can read this and see what people really think

Anonymous said...

trackbacks, like the douchemen

Anonymous said...

You know there is gonna be some fucked up pea that can't control herself, will sit there and search until she can't search no more, and in regular pea psychotic action will post that link here.
Then holy fuck, I agree, lordy help that blogger. Some bitch will be stalking her, calling her employer, her husband's employer and harassing her family in no time!

Anonymous said...

i think ka wants a paypal account

Anonymous said...

Who would miss ttf or Kolkamay? It's not like there's a shortage of white trash there.

Anonymous said...

Happy Mother's Day. Let the Pea-Bitch-Fest begin. What will be the most popular threads today:

My MIL is a bitch.
My mother is a bitch.
DH wants to spend time with his mother instead of me on Mother's Day.
I didn't get gifts.
I got gifts but they suck.
DH got his mom a gift but didn't get one for me.
I didn't get anything for mother's day, but I'll pretend I don't care.

Add your own . . . . . .

Anonymous said...

You left out:
my life sucks and I didn't get gifts but I'll pretend I did and make up a bunch of lies to make my miserable life sound impressive
and
I really did have a good day and got good gifts... so off to the pod to brag and make the other bitches feel bad about their lives.

Anonymous said...

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Jane Doe said...

New Space is up. :)

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