Anonymous said... 18 Anonymous said... 3 Yanno, just in case.
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StephDRebel, you are the ONLY person on the pea board that says "yanno" so you should probably fully own the fact that you post on this blog. Just sayin', yanno.
July 8, 2011 8:46 PM
just did a "goggle" search for *twopeasinabucket* and *yanno* and it comes up with Jerzygrl (orwhateverthefuckhernameis). Didn't see any staph lol.
192, I think what you're going through is very common for new moms. Having a baby changes everything, and wears you out. I know that when my kids were little, I was tired all the time and when I finally had time to relax, I wanted to sleep... sex just wasn't high on my list of priorities. I still enjoyed sex, but when my kids were toddlers, I would have chosen sleep over sex 90% of the time, even though it was great when we did it.
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ITA. That's pretty much how it was for me. An exhausting few years, then things slowly get better as the kids get more self-sufficient and independent.
JerzyGirl is the only douche I have on ignore on the whole board and that is saying a lot. Every time I saw that piece of shit's face on her avatar I wanted to punch it.
#192 Lay there and do your womanly duty. You are not being a good Quiver Full or even a bad Mormon wife. You aren't suppose to enjoy IT, you are suppose to be making babies for the Lord.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104051 When I say 'come together' what images do you think of? Trust me I don't think she really wants to know!!!
Here's another peas DH who has had an emotional affair and is now flirting with other women. Honey maybe if you get off the internet and interact with him he won't go around flirting with other women.
Oh I know. On the second page where L'Urine comes in to give Kelpea "condolences," you can't help but get the shivers because you know she's squirreling the information away for use as a future weapon.
It's only a matter of time before Old Scratch throws it on Kelpea in a political thread.
I like to get registry cards with invites, it makes it easier to buy something you know the receiver will like. Most of the peas are wound way to tight. I really don't get how it's tacky.
20-Here's another peas DH who has had an emotional affair and is now flirting with other women. Honey maybe if you get off the internet and interact with him he won't go around flirting with other women. **********************************
motherofjackoffs such a know it all bitxh i wish somebody would shut her up.
Anonymous said... 14 JerzyGirl is the only douche I have on ignore on the whole board and that is saying a lot. Every time I saw that piece of shit's face on her avatar I wanted to punch it.
That paranoid wackjob sees PDR everywhere. It's like Joe McCarthy and the Communists. If she had her way, we'd all be at a hearing denying that we are, or have ever been, PDR.
Anonymous said... 34 That paranoid wackjob sees PDR everywhere. It's like Joe McCarthy and the Communists. If she had her way, we'd all be at a hearing denying that we are, or have ever been, PDR.
why you bitches so boring today? I've just read yet another thread that that has NOTHING to do with thank you notes get turned and twisted into a thread about fucking thank you notes. I swear to god that the peas need a hand engraved thank you note every time they take a shit. "Mommy, thank you for the awesome bowel movement. It was so thoughtful. I've always wanted one like that. You are awesome!!"
One of Kim's BBBFF kiss asses told her she lived in a perfect world and she ate it up sort of like when someone called Yvonne the 2peas prom queen. They got all excited and put it in their siggies for eternity.
Kim M. was never on the radar until she started posting 50 threads a day about Arizona and immigration awhile ago. You'd think she's the spokeshag for Gov. Brewer.
This may be one of the most disgusting public acts by a Pea yet. Seriously - onion ring crumbs in your cleavage at Target? She must have learned her manners at the slop trough of the local pig sty. http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104102
You can certainly tell which Peas are cheap, resentful gift-givers.
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Aint that the truth. I wonder if they realize that is what they come off sounding like every time they piss and moan about yet another "forgotten" thank you note. Seriously, who counts that stuff?
"Kim's perfect world" has nothing to do with Kim you fucking idiots. You should stick to what you know. Wait, what DO you know? You guys talk about how dumb the peas are, but there's a lot of stupidity here.
omfg, this chick is making a new thread every day about her new house? What will be the pretext next time? "Do you gift the realtor for your NEW HOUSE?" "NEW HOUSE: should we have a house warming or is that a gift grab?" "WWTPD..Thank you note to previous owners of our NEW HOUSE or not?".
Anonymous said... 69 "Kim's perfect world" has nothing to do with Kim you fucking idiots. You should stick to what you know. Wait, what DO you know? You guys talk about how dumb the peas are, but there's a lot of stupidity here.
July 9, 2011 2:24 PM
Ahhh, you fucking idiots, perfect thing to say Mrs. Classy!!
No one cares about any fucking Kim (had to add the classy fucking in there for you to understand).
Hey 69 (snicker, snicker) if you are so fucking smart and now everything, then explain to us dumbasses what "Kim's Perfect Fucking World" means then you fucking cunt! If you don't want to explain, then take your cunty ass back to the bukkit.
Last season I tried posting on a big bro thread and it was all about them swooning over their quilting and cooking projects. I wanted to tell all of them to go get a room!
Hey 69 (snicker, snicker) if you are so fucking smart and now everything, then explain to us dumbasses what "Kim's Perfect Fucking World" means then you fucking cunt! If you don't want to explain, then take your cunty ass back to the bukkit.
***************** There's no chance that somebody that doesn't KNOW the difference between know & now would understand. Not worth my time. And I try not to socialize with people that call others "cunt". It's so disgusting & degrading. Nobody is impressed with your vile language.
81 you are not here socializing are you? wtf is that about, lol. But, if you were here socializing you couldn't have picked a less likely place to avoid the word "cunt".
I don't socialize with people who use the phrase "thank you card". there's a lot of misearable bitches on this blog who piss me off by using that phrase.
omfg, this chick is making a new thread every day about her new house? What will be the pretext next time? "Do you gift the realtor for your NEW HOUSE?" "NEW HOUSE: should we have a house warming or is that a gift grab?" "WWTPD..Thank you note to previous owners of our NEW HOUSE or not?". ______________________
I'll believe she's moving into a new house as soon as I see a pic of bostonheart's twin babies.
Anonymous said... 81 Hey 69 (snicker, snicker) if you are so fucking smart and now everything, then explain to us dumbasses what "Kim's Perfect Fucking World" means then you fucking cunt! If you don't want to explain, then take your cunty ass back to the bukkit.
***************** There's no chance that somebody that doesn't KNOW the difference between know & now would understand. Not worth my time. And I try not to socialize with people that call others "cunt". It's so disgusting & degrading. Nobody is impressed with your vile language.
Oh for fuck's sake, NightOwl Scrapper ond like-minded pearl clutchers... the message she is trying to get across is fine, but why do these bitches have to feign such prissiness about everything??? The self-afflicted know-it-all bs is gag-a-licious
"Gifts are not a burden, they are a blessing. You do not have a right to either receive or refuse gifts simply because you have decided to formalize and secure your relationship before God and the state in a wedding ceremony. Gifting has NOTHING to do with a wedding and EVERYTHING to do with the giver's feelings of joy and congratulations toward you as you begin a new life together.
Frankly, I think it is rude to tell people who want to give you a gift "please don't." Which is exactly how it would come across if you set out to tell each and every person you know that you don't need a darned thing, thank you very much. "
Did your husband give you that "Pearl Necklace"
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NightOwlScrapper is such a bitch and her posts are Heartcat epic in length. My eyes glaze over and I never make it through the sanctimonious drivel she spouts.
Do you think she acts like such a prissy douchequeen in real life? Or is this just an internet fake out?
I could not be friends with such a pious twat. I would want to kill myself after being with her for 5 minutes.
There are some peas I'd like to have visit with me, but for some reason, that is off putting. Is it just me? ---------------------- It's just you, I can't think of a single pea I'd ever want to meet in real life.
Kim in on all the reality show threads, and she's here too, that's her defending herself. The rabid bitches can't help but defend themselves. I've never been mentioned over here, but I'd shut the hell up if I ever was... if I'm going to dish it out, I'd better be able to take it.
wow - know it alls that really know nothing. I'm not Kim. I don't know her. I do read the BB threads, so I know who she is, and know what Kim's perfect world means. I'm mostly a lurker, but I like watching Big Brother. I'd probably be divorced if I said I wanted to watch it 24/7 ha ha, so I read there to get the updates.
In a relationship with a guy and they already have 5 kids between them from prior relationships, she's knocked up again, and he proposed to her by a brick wall near the fucking Lego store!
I already don't like milk =============================================
This is the pea who is thinking of switching to organic milk. If you don't even like milk, why would you switch to something that is so much more expensive? It's not like Organic automatically means Tastes Better.
My First Tier Fucked Your Second Tier in the Ass
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Kelpea :::shaking my head::::
Yeah, I know having to send your kid to the looney bin is one helluva way to spend the weekend but the constant updates are just attention seeking.
Love the last update where she says she thought she was just a lowly "second tier Pea" but now she knows she isn't. Pathetic, just pathetic. One way to climb the Pea Rung.
Who gives a fuck about Pea Tiers? Her self esteem must be in the shitter.
Fucking kelpea how about you focus on your son and not your pea rank. Hope the poor kid never finds that thread. I really don't understand putting that much of her families business out there. Bet she's excited to have a thread that went past 2 pages.
I bet that kid is fine. He's just fucking with her. She's the one driving him crazy. Was she the one whining about throwing a pool party for her 14 yr old daughter and not receiving any gifts two weeks ago?
"I've often felt like I was a "second tier" Pea, but I guess more people knew of me than I thought!"
Pathetic bitch. No wonder the kids are fucked up. ANYONE could post a thread right now with some appropriately heart string pulling title and get a similar "outpouring". It doesn't mean anything about your status, it has to do with the ease with which the peas are manipulated by emotion. I don't doubt what kelpea is saying is all true, but really, anonymous trolls regularly get 8 page "outpourings" for posting fucking drivel!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104298 ___________________________________ what do their Pinterest boards say about them? "hi, I'm a bored loser with too much time on her hands, so I pin pictures about what I want my life to be like, but instead of doing any of those things, I'm just going to continue to sit on my fat ass in front of my computer"
I know of her [kelpea] but only because her crap is all over the board. If me knowing your name makes you a tier 1 pea, good on you. If wanting to be a tier 1 (over-invested idiotic) is your thing, fine. Just don't fucking mention that in a post about your kid having problems that may well stem from you anyway.
I like Kelpea, but she's really violating that kid's privacy. Anyone can find out exactly who he is, and where he is. She's got his photo in her siggie. And given all the lurkers on 2Peas, there's a good risk that someone who knows her family irl will stumble upon that thread and do god-knows-what with that info.
In terms of her son's privacy, Kelpea is being ridiculous.
In terms of her getting some support - and I mean real support from parents who have been there and may have helpful information - it's a good thing. It's shocking to see just how many peas have children with serious mental/emotional problems.
I would never out my kid like this, especially to a proven bunch of spreadsheet-keeping harpies like this, but maybe she can get some encouragement from the parents who have BTDT with their kids. I can't imagine how unnerved I'd feel if my kid was going through this kind of thing.
Think about it for a minute. It's not shocking that a large number of peas have children with mental/emotional issues. Peas draws the whiners, attention seekers and emotionally damaged. Where else on the webz can you find so lulzy a collection of fucked up fundies, mormons and all around over-sharers? It's an open message board for fuck's sake. Don't share personal information of any kind that you don't want to see thrown back in you face.
Anonymous said... 142 In terms of her son's privacy, Kelpea is being ridiculous.
In terms of her getting some support - and I mean real support from parents who have been there and may have helpful information - it's a good thing. It's shocking to see just how many peas have children with serious mental/emotional problems.
I would never out my kid like this, especially to a proven bunch of spreadsheet-keeping harpies like this, but maybe she can get some encouragement from the parents who have BTDT with their kids. I can't imagine how unnerved I'd feel if my kid was going through this kind of thing.
July 10, 2011 6:12 PM
there are, most likely, mental health boards she can go to.
Kelpea, you are reading the blog, we all know it: delete your post for the sake of your son's privacy. I like you, and you clearly love your son, but you do him a disservice putting all that out on the innerwebs.
If the Tier One Peas would quit holding other peas' low post counts against them--and quit being so bitchy to those poor lesser peas--maybe the tier system would die. Just because the lesser peas haven't spent eight or ten years posting every day...
I'm beginning to really dislike SW. She needs to stick to pharmacy threads where her bitchiness doesn't show through.
There are no high hopes here that Kelpea will find constructive information for her son on a board where some members sincerely wonder if dogs have brains.
No wonder some of the kids of today are such ineffective, pitiful humans if their mommies insist on choosing their classes for them in high school. Good lord, there's even one post where the poster says her parents chose her college classes??!! Talk about control freaks.
No wonder some of the kids of today are such ineffective, pitiful humans if their mommies insist on choosing their classes for them in high school. Good lord, there's even one post where the poster says her parents chose her college classes??!! Talk about control freaks. ----------------- I agree my only input for my kids high school classes was "don't sign up for more than $300 worth of stuff without clearing it with me first" I budgeted for $300 in fees for each child anymore than that and I need to know.
PeaNut 197836 - March 2005 Posts: 18328 Layouts: 246 Loc: Enjoying the humid continental climate zone. Posted: 7/10/2011 11:36:02 PM ----------- Gosh, that is not a flattering photo of Victoria in the link. She looks so undernourished. 8888888888888888 *Jalous* much?
I'm sorry I saw the pic and she does not simply look thin she looks ill. I'm not in any way, shape or form jealous of that ---------------------------------- the only person bing accused of being jealous was typhus - so why would you answer unless you were her?
What the heck is a "rising" junior? I keep seeing Peas say their kid is a "rising" this or a "rising" that in highschool? What happened to just saying my child is a junior in highschool?
Also, it sounds like the OP already has made up her mind and is just looking for confirmation from the Peas because she keeps arguing with anyone that disagrees with her.
I think it's funny that someone who is picking her high schooler's classes makes third-grade level grammatical errors (want's). Maybe that's why he wants to pick his own damn classes.
Anonymous said... 171 I'm sorry I saw the pic and she does not simply look thin she looks ill. I'm not in any way, shape or form jealous of that ---------------------------------- the only person bing accused of being jealous was typhus - so why would you answer unless you were her?
July 11, 2011 6:05 AM
(I posted the original comment on this)
I doubt that was *typhus* at all. Just someone trying to make themselves look stupid.
I noticed all mommy dearest's grammar and speeling errors too. What a fucktard. The gestapo like tactics some of these super mommies use on their kids is mind boggling. Talk about mind control...another fucktard brick in the wall.
191 comments:
FIRST you Heifers!!!
When did Kim M out herself as a blog bitch? I kinda remember the Mexican hate but my memory is fuzzy...too much alcohol.
Anonymous said... 19 We already knew Kim posted here, she outer herself a while back.
July 8, 2011 10:15 PM
who is kim?
Anonymous said... 18 Anonymous said... 3 Yanno, just in case.
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StephDRebel, you are the ONLY person on the pea board that says "yanno" so you should probably fully own the fact that you post on this blog. Just sayin', yanno.
July 8, 2011 8:46 PM
just did a "goggle" search for *twopeasinabucket* and *yanno* and it comes up with Jerzygrl (orwhateverthefuckhernameis). Didn't see any staph lol.
hi jerzygirl
July 8, 2011 10:12 PM
whateverthefuckhernameis
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Hi PDR!
192, I think what you're going through is very common for new moms. Having a baby changes everything, and wears you out. I know that when my kids were little, I was tired all the time and when I finally had time to relax, I wanted to sleep... sex just wasn't high on my list of priorities. I still enjoyed sex, but when my kids were toddlers, I would have chosen sleep over sex 90% of the time, even though it was great when we did it.
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ITA. That's pretty much how it was for me. An exhausting few years, then things slowly get better as the kids get more self-sufficient and independent.
Hang in there!
PS - make an effort to have regular date nights and an occasional weekend away. NO KIDS ALLOWED.
It's good for your marriage and it's good for your kids, IMO.
Anonymous said... 5 whateverthefuckhernameis
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Hi PDR!
July 8, 2011 10:43 PM
Hi youareacompletefuckingidiot
Anonymous said... 5 whateverthefuckhernameis
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Hi PDR!
July 8, 2011 10:43 PM
Hi Jerzey, deflect much?
oh shut up already
Anonymous said... 10 oh shut up already
July 9, 2011 1:18 AM
impressive
From old thread: 167 tinypic = Athena
My diarrhea is back, dammit.
JerzyGirl is the only douche I have on ignore on the whole board and that is saying a lot. Every time I saw that piece of shit's face on her avatar I wanted to punch it.
PDR: you read here because of the voicemails you left for me and other people. Please stop, we are not going to respond.
#192
Lay there and do your womanly duty. You are not being a good Quiver Full or even a bad Mormon wife.
You aren't suppose to enjoy IT, you are suppose to be making babies for the Lord.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104051
When I say 'come together' what images do you think of?
Trust me I don't think she really wants to know!!!
hahahahaha, you are a dirty perv with a mind like the gutter, #17. No wonder you are a Blog Bitch!Besides she said COME TOGETHER, not CUM TOGETHER.
Now if she had written, "what do you think if I say, "I just died in your arms tonite" I would think that.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104034
Not slamming kelpeas kid at all but if this were my kid I would have posted this anonymously. Things like this don't need to be out on the net.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104049
Here's another peas DH who has had an emotional affair and is now flirting with other women. Honey maybe if you get off the internet and interact with him he won't go around flirting with other women.
Why are my ads in Chinese? Jane are you in Hong Kong by any chance?
Oh I know. On the second page where L'Urine comes in to give Kelpea "condolences," you can't help but get the shivers because you know she's squirreling the information away for use as a future weapon.
It's only a matter of time before Old Scratch throws it on Kelpea in a political thread.
I just have an ad for Neiman Marcus.
The ads are partially based on what websites YOU visit. Haven't you ever heard of how google adsense and the like work?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104036
I like to get registry cards with invites, it makes it easier to buy something you know the receiver will like. Most of the peas are wound way to tight. I really don't get how it's tacky.
Well guess what 24 I don't visit any Chinese sites so explain that.
20-Here's another peas DH who has had an emotional affair and is now flirting with other women. Honey maybe if you get off the internet and interact with him he won't go around flirting with other women.
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motherofjackoffs such a know it all bitxh i wish somebody would shut her up.
Lol, DarkAngel's now a Blog Bitch!
What the fuck are you talking about 27? Your sentence makes little to no sense.
29 try a little reading comprehension, 27 is saying that 20 is a know it all bitch and someone should shut her up. Duh, winning! Got it now?
Anonymous said... 14 JerzyGirl is the only douche I have on ignore on the whole board and that is saying a lot. Every time I saw that piece of shit's face on her avatar I wanted to punch it.
July 9, 2011 7:18 AM
You need anger management and medication!
no diss on 20 just think jackoffs is dumb. she is one Pea i wish would poof!!
Anonymous said... 15 PDR: you read here because of the voicemails you left for me and other people. Please stop, we are not going to respond.
July 9, 2011 7:41 AM
I was accused yesterday of being PDR. That is SO FAR OFF BASE! You are a paranoid little idiot to think that EVERYONE here is her.
That paranoid wackjob sees PDR everywhere. It's like Joe McCarthy and the Communists. If she had her way, we'd all be at a hearing denying that we are, or have ever been, PDR.
Anonymous said... 34 That paranoid wackjob sees PDR everywhere. It's like Joe McCarthy and the Communists. If she had her way, we'd all be at a hearing denying that we are, or have ever been, PDR.
July 9, 2011 10:20 AM
You're a psycho twat, go back to the bucket.
PDR is watching you.
PDR knows where you live.
I am PDR.
No, I am.
You're a psycho twat, go back to the bucket.
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They've administered Thorazine, and you should feel better soon. It won't stop the drooling, though.
why you bitches so boring today? I've just read yet another thread that that has NOTHING to do with thank you notes get turned and twisted into a thread about fucking thank you notes.
I swear to god that the peas need a hand engraved thank you note every time they take a shit. "Mommy, thank you for the awesome bowel movement. It was so thoughtful. I've always wanted one like that. You are awesome!!"
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3103929&pg=1
At least with Leanne running the BB threads you know they'll stay on topic unlike Kim M who constantly talks about herself. Kim's perfect world!
WTF is Kim's perfect world anyway?
oh fukkit the BB influx is back for a visit. someone knife me now
who is kim? really, wtf?
go away kim.
Kim M.'s perfect world is one where the sun and the moon revolve solely around her. She's 2Peas Biggest Bore.
One of Kim's BBBFF kiss asses told her she lived in a perfect world and she ate it up sort of like when someone called Yvonne the 2peas prom queen. They got all excited and put it in their siggies for eternity.
still doesn't ring a bell, kim must be a total loser!
Anonymous said... 40 You're a psycho twat, go back to the bucket.
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They've administered Thorazine, and you should feel better soon. It won't stop the drooling, though.
July 9, 2011 10:46 AM
I hope it knocked you the fuck out finally.
kim kim kim
someone is obsessed, it's very sad.
I hope it knocked you the fuck out finally.
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Until you stop shitting your pants, they won't let you out.
Kim M looks 500 lbs. in her avatar. She should take her perfect ass to Jenny Craig.
Kim M. was never on the radar until she started posting 50 threads a day about Arizona and immigration awhile ago. You'd think she's the spokeshag for Gov. Brewer.
If half the shit posted here was true it would still only be 50% right.
I saw PDR in my toilet bowl this morning.
Hey, I had the asian ads too! weird.
Son of Sam heard the voice of PDR through the dog.
I swear to god that the peas need a hand engraved thank you note every time they take a shit
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Seriously they drive me insane with that 1940's Emily Post shit. "Registry cards!!!!! Get my smelling salts!!!1!"
You can certainly tell which Peas are cheap, resentful gift-givers.
Sarah Palin can see PDR from her front porch.
Sarah Palin can see Kim's ass from her front porch.
The PDR obsessed bitch is L'Urine.
Or BF. She's the only one that gives a shit about her.
In what respect Charlie?
Anonymous said... 51 I hope it knocked you the fuck out finally.
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Until you stop shitting your pants, they won't let you out.
July 9, 2011 12:40 PM
Until you start making sense, you should leave.
ADDHousewife's haunted house post makes no sense. Much like her other posts. Her husband ought to be homeschooling HER.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104127
Always trying too hard. TankTop annoys the fuck out of me.
This may be one of the most disgusting public acts by a Pea yet. Seriously - onion ring crumbs in your cleavage at Target? She must have learned her manners at the slop trough of the local pig sty.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104102
You can certainly tell which Peas are cheap, resentful gift-givers.
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Aint that the truth. I wonder if they realize that is what they come off sounding like every time they piss and moan about yet another "forgotten" thank you note. Seriously, who counts that stuff?
"Kim's perfect world" has nothing to do with Kim you fucking idiots. You should stick to what you know. Wait, what DO you know? You guys talk about how dumb the peas are, but there's a lot of stupidity here.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104008
omfg, this chick is making a new thread every day about her new house? What will be the pretext next time?
"Do you gift the realtor for your NEW HOUSE?"
"NEW HOUSE: should we have a house warming or is that a gift grab?"
"WWTPD..Thank you note to previous owners of our NEW HOUSE or not?".
Anyone else think that Princess Kate (or whatever you call her) is not that pretty? She's got a smokin bod, but her face..eh.
Anonymous said... 69 "Kim's perfect world" has nothing to do with Kim you fucking idiots. You should stick to what you know. Wait, what DO you know? You guys talk about how dumb the peas are, but there's a lot of stupidity here.
July 9, 2011 2:24 PM
Ahhh, you fucking idiots, perfect thing to say Mrs. Classy!!
No one cares about any fucking Kim (had to add the classy fucking in there for you to understand).
*REALLY* *NO* *ONE* *CARES*
Keep it Klanny you Best Big Butt Fuk Forevah!!!!11!!
Hey 69 (snicker, snicker) if you are so fucking smart and now everything, then explain to us dumbasses what "Kim's Perfect Fucking World" means then you fucking cunt! If you don't want to explain, then take your cunty ass back to the bukkit.
If *no*one*cares* then why are a bunch of people talking about her? You*are*so*dumb.
Anonymous said... 75 If *no*one*cares* then why are a bunch of people talking about her? You*are*so*dumb.
July 9, 2011 3:50 PM
it's one person moran!
74, do you really care? don't encourage the idiocy.
Anonymous said... 73 Keep it Klanny you Best Big Butt Fuk Forevah!!!!11!!
July 9, 2011 3:41 PM
What, what, what? You really should put the crack pipe down for a while. You don't make a bit of sense.
Sorry you have a big butt.
Last season I tried posting on a big bro thread and it was all about them swooning over their quilting and cooking projects. I wanted to tell all of them to go get a room!
I think Kate is verging on anorexic.
Hey 69 (snicker, snicker) if you are so fucking smart and now everything, then explain to us dumbasses what "Kim's Perfect Fucking World" means then you fucking cunt! If you don't want to explain, then take your cunty ass back to the bukkit.
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There's no chance that somebody that doesn't KNOW the difference between know & now would understand. Not worth my time. And I try not to socialize with people that call others "cunt". It's so disgusting & degrading. Nobody is impressed with your vile language.
81 you are not here socializing are you? wtf is that about, lol. But, if you were here socializing you couldn't have picked a less likely place to avoid the word "cunt".
HAHAHA 81, you just proved you don't know wtf you are talking about when it comes to Kim anyway.
Nice way to deflect, I give you a 6.5 for style points...dumbass
I don't socialize with people who use the phrase "thank you card". there's a lot of misearable bitches on this blog who piss me off by using that phrase.
If people want to socialize then, how about we do a virtual pot luck supper? I volunteer to bring the magical bouef and the bottles of Rolaids.
I got the Uncrustables!
How about some coconut oil cupcakes? cilantro dip anybody?
I'll bring rice crispy treats!
I'll bring peas with pearl onions. We got to have something to clentch and quench.
wow 88, no need to be flashy. This is just going to be a simple pot luck supper. I suppose you are angling for a thank you card for your contribution.
bitch, make sure you type "thankyou card" or 84 up there will cut your ass.
I will bring the caramel in a can and funeral sandwiches.
Has anybody volunteered for the spray on cheese yet? Ok, I'll do it. I can also bring a crockpot of oatmeal. Just for irony.
Team Kim M: BF, Lefty, TraceC, Jerzy, Athena, David Duke
If it is a Pea potluck, we need Metamucil and Ex-Lax
this sounds so yummy! can I come in my two piece or will there be religious observances? (Coz I was gonna bring cool whip too?):)
I also have chicken boobies and made out burgers "groan"
95-no, you must come in a monokini. Ask Batya how hot she looks in one.
omfg, this chick is making a new thread every day about her new house? What will be the pretext next time?
"Do you gift the realtor for your NEW HOUSE?"
"NEW HOUSE: should we have a house warming or is that a gift grab?"
"WWTPD..Thank you note to previous owners of our NEW HOUSE or not?".
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I'll believe she's moving into a new house as soon as I see a pic of bostonheart's twin babies.
Wow, CheleOh is pretty gutsy asking to stay at people's houses so she doesn't have to pay hotel bills. Especially during Thanksgiving week.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3103892
There are some peas I'd like to have visit with me, but for some reason, that is off putting. Is it just me?
Anonymous said... 81 Hey 69 (snicker, snicker) if you are so fucking smart and now everything, then explain to us dumbasses what "Kim's Perfect Fucking World" means then you fucking cunt! If you don't want to explain, then take your cunty ass back to the bukkit.
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There's no chance that somebody that doesn't KNOW the difference between know & now would understand. Not worth my time. And I try not to socialize with people that call others "cunt". It's so disgusting & degrading. Nobody is impressed with your vile language.
July 9, 2011 5:15 PM
You sound all cwywycworker trying to be proper.
I'm late to the party but I have funeral potatoes & a jello salad.
Also, a box of $50 cookies that will only feed two of your fat asses.
Nobody would be so rapid about defending Kim's dick unless your Kim.
Quit being so obvious.
Kim's life must be sad if she has to watch the reality of other people's lives.
Oh for fuck's sake, NightOwl Scrapper ond like-minded pearl clutchers... the message she is trying to get across is fine, but why do these bitches have to feign such prissiness about everything??? The self-afflicted know-it-all bs is gag-a-licious
"Gifts are not a burden, they are a blessing. You do not have a right to either receive or refuse gifts simply because you have decided to formalize and secure your relationship before God and the state in a wedding ceremony. Gifting has NOTHING to do with a wedding and EVERYTHING to do with the giver's feelings of joy and congratulations toward you as you begin a new life together.
Frankly, I think it is rude to tell people who want to give you a gift "please don't." Which is exactly how it would come across if you set out to tell each and every person you know that you don't need a darned thing, thank you very much. "
blog.
dead.
NightOwlScrapper is such a bitch and her posts are Heartcat epic in length. My eyes glaze over and I never make it through the sanctimonious drivel she spouts.
Do you think she acts like such a prissy douchequeen in real life? Or is this just an internet fake out?
I could not be friends with such a pious twat. I would want to kill myself after being with her for 5 minutes.
There are some peas I'd like to have visit with me, but for some reason, that is off putting. Is it just me?
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It's just you, I can't think of a single pea I'd ever want to meet in real life.
106-if you are dead, call 9*1*1 and someone will come to help you.
#107--all those idiots fake this shit. Just like Facebook everyone pretending to be something they're not, using pics from 15-20 yrs ago.
I lasted 30 days on Facebook
it's sickening, and here are the same douchebags, different names.
Kim in on all the reality show threads, and she's here too, that's her defending herself.
The rabid bitches can't help but defend themselves.
I've never been mentioned over here, but I'd shut the hell up if I ever was... if I'm going to dish it out, I'd better be able to take it.
111-tru dat!!
Team Kim M: BF, Lefty, TraceC, Jerzy, Athena, David Duke
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LMAO!
And BF posts here constantly. Cue the "Myrna" obsession.
wow - know it alls that really know nothing. I'm not Kim. I don't know her. I do read the BB threads, so I know who she is, and know what Kim's perfect world means. I'm mostly a lurker, but I like watching Big Brother. I'd probably be divorced if I said I wanted to watch it 24/7 ha ha, so I read there to get the updates.
Still can't resist the urge to talk about yourself, huh?
Anonymous said... 109 106-if you are dead, call 9*1*1 and someone will come to help you.
July 9, 2011 8:49 PM
can't help dead.
Who forgot to bring the severed unicorn heads and blasted lamb?
Who sells a used car, without writing up an "as is" bill of sale?
Are people really that dumb?
There's a lot of WV trailer park going on in that thread, #118
Pea-class personified:
In a relationship with a guy and they already have 5 kids between them from prior relationships, she's knocked up again, and he proposed to her by a brick wall near the fucking Lego store!
Jesus H Christ on a cracker.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104200
In Kim's perfect world Mexicans would turn into jelly donuts.
In JimBob's perfect world Mexicans would turn into jelly donuts.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm....donuts
Don't want to know the ends and outs
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Another pea typo funny. From the my-ex-husband-is-living-with-a-hussy thread.
they already have 5 kids between them
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I think she meant 5 kids among the 4 adults on the road trip, not just between her and BF. She only has one of her own.
Other than that, carry on, LOL.
I already don't like milk
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This is the pea who is thinking of switching to organic milk. If you don't even like milk, why would you switch to something that is so much more expensive? It's not like Organic automatically means Tastes Better.
I sense a knee-jerk reaction on her part.
hoes, where are you?
Anonymous said... 106 blog.
dead.
July 9, 2011 8:46 PM
bingo!
we have a WINNER!
*hoes* are in the garden, moran!
wow I'm so backed up after the pot luck! Need to adjust my lapband.
fucking nazi 129
Kelpea :::shaking my head::::
Yeah, I know having to send your kid to the looney bin is one helluva way to spend the weekend but the constant updates are just attention seeking.
Love the last update where she says she thought she was just a lowly "second tier Pea" but now she knows she isn't. Pathetic, just pathetic. One way to climb the Pea Rung.
Who gives a fuck about Pea Tiers? Her self esteem must be in the shitter.
Anonymous said... 131 fucking nazi 129
July 10, 2011 12:12 PM
moran!
Fucking kelpea how about you focus on your son and not your pea rank. Hope the poor kid never finds that thread. I really don't understand putting that much of her families business out there. Bet she's excited to have a thread that went past 2 pages.
I bet that kid is fine. He's just fucking with her. She's the one driving him crazy. Was she the one whining about throwing a pool party for her 14 yr old daughter and not receiving any gifts two weeks ago?
"I've often felt like I was a "second tier" Pea, but I guess more people knew of me than I thought!"
Pathetic bitch. No wonder the kids are fucked up. ANYONE could post a thread right now with some appropriately heart string pulling title and get a similar "outpouring". It doesn't mean anything about your status, it has to do with the ease with which the peas are manipulated by emotion. I don't doubt what kelpea is saying is all true, but really, anonymous trolls regularly get 8 page "outpourings" for posting fucking drivel!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104298
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what do their Pinterest boards say about them?
"hi, I'm a bored loser with too much time on her hands, so I pin pictures about what I want my life to be like, but instead of doing any of those things, I'm just going to continue to sit on my fat ass in front of my computer"
I know of her [kelpea] but only because her crap is all over the board. If me knowing your name makes you a tier 1 pea, good on you. If wanting to be a tier 1 (over-invested idiotic) is your thing, fine. Just don't fucking mention that in a post about your kid having problems that may well stem from you anyway.
kelpea's thread has hit page two.
how long before SHE bumps it?
I like Kelpea, but she's really violating that kid's privacy. Anyone can find out exactly who he is, and where he is. She's got his photo in her siggie. And given all the lurkers on 2Peas, there's a good risk that someone who knows her family irl will stumble upon that thread and do god-knows-what with that info.
true 140 she gave the county and state.
wayyy too much information!
she wants to help him but jeopardizes him like *THIS*?
pure stupidity!
In terms of her son's privacy, Kelpea is being ridiculous.
In terms of her getting some support - and I mean real support from parents who have been there and may have helpful information - it's a good thing. It's shocking to see just how many peas have children with serious mental/emotional problems.
I would never out my kid like this, especially to a proven bunch of spreadsheet-keeping harpies like this, but maybe she can get some encouragement from the parents who have BTDT with their kids. I can't imagine how unnerved I'd feel if my kid was going through this kind of thing.
142.
Think about it for a minute. It's not shocking that a large number of peas have children with mental/emotional issues. Peas draws the whiners, attention seekers and emotionally damaged. Where else on the webz can you find so lulzy a collection of fucked up fundies, mormons and all around over-sharers? It's an open message board for fuck's sake. Don't share personal information of any kind that you don't want to see thrown back in you face.
Dubs. Check em.
Anonymous said... 142 In terms of her son's privacy, Kelpea is being ridiculous.
In terms of her getting some support - and I mean real support from parents who have been there and may have helpful information - it's a good thing. It's shocking to see just how many peas have children with serious mental/emotional problems.
I would never out my kid like this, especially to a proven bunch of spreadsheet-keeping harpies like this, but maybe she can get some encouragement from the parents who have BTDT with their kids. I can't imagine how unnerved I'd feel if my kid was going through this kind of thing.
July 10, 2011 6:12 PM
there are, most likely, mental health boards she can go to.
What does that mean, 144?
Kelpea, you are reading the blog, we all know it: delete your post for the sake of your son's privacy. I like you, and you clearly love your son, but you do him a disservice putting all that out on the innerwebs.
What is this pea tier system that is happening right now?
I need a link please.
scrapstench is doing away with the tier system (front page news right now).
it's been confirmed.
i haven't seen her confirm Kate Hudson or the stupid Beckhams giving bith yet though.
does she not do births? just deaths?
If the Tier One Peas would quit holding other peas' low post counts against them--and quit being so bitchy to those poor lesser peas--maybe the tier system would die. Just because the lesser peas haven't spent eight or ten years posting every day...
I'm beginning to really dislike SW. She needs to stick to pharmacy threads where her bitchiness doesn't show through.
146, Dubs means you have two of the same number in your posting order. It started on the /b/oard that shall not be named.
There are no high hopes here that Kelpea will find constructive information for her son on a board where some members sincerely wonder if dogs have brains.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104384
She needs to get a life!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104384
Like, who gives a flying fuck? As for fillers and fluff, what the fuck is that OP?
LOL
Should we ask STJ if there is a Prize or coupon for hitting 50,000 posts?
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Yeah, you get a special performance by the Olympic Synchronized Eye-Rolling Team
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104310
No wonder some of the kids of today are such ineffective, pitiful humans if their mommies insist on choosing their classes for them in high school. Good lord, there's even one post where the poster says her parents chose her college classes??!! Talk about control freaks.
Interesting. According to Scrapprincess2002 on 159's thread, she was second in her class. I have to assume that was out of a class of two.
homeschool of 2
One of the guys in the top 5 of my class of 450--CHEATED on everything he could because he wanted to be number 1 so badly.
He later went on to drop out of college, addicted to drugs and got in a few bar fights. He now owns a small town bar that he lives over.
So being top of your class means NOTHING.
scrapprincess2002 is the only pea I have on ignore. she is a total fucktard. even skybar makes more fucking sense in her posts.
No wonder some of the kids of today are such ineffective, pitiful humans if their mommies insist on choosing their classes for them in high school. Good lord, there's even one post where the poster says her parents chose her college classes??!! Talk about control freaks.
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I agree my only input for my kids high school classes was "don't sign up for more than $300 worth of stuff without clearing it with me first" I budgeted for $300 in fees for each child anymore than that and I need to know.
Have you heard? *Leanne* made fascinators.
I think she's worked it into every thread she posted on today.
Anonymous said... 163 scrapprincess2002 is the only pea I have on ignore. she is a total fucktard. even skybar makes more fucking sense in her posts.
July 10, 2011 8:53 PM
STFU scrapprincess, no one's ever heard of you!
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Gosh, that is not a flattering photo of Victoria in the link. She looks so undernourished.
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*Jalous* much?
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104427
Crackalackish - it's what's for breakfast.
Gosh, that is not a flattering photo of Victoria in the link. She looks so undernourished.
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*Jalous* much?
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I'm sorry I saw the pic and she does not simply look thin she looks ill. I'm not in any way, shape or form jealous of that.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104382
Oh, poor me, I have to go to Hawaii! I just wanted jewelry instead!
Attention whore and bitch.
I'm sorry I saw the pic and she does not simply look thin she looks ill. I'm not in any way, shape or form jealous of that
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the only person bing accused of being jealous was typhus - so why would you answer unless you were her?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104382
Oh, poor me, I have to go to Hawaii! I just wanted jewelry instead!
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No kidding.
Whitewhine.com
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104382
Oh, poor me, I have to go to Hawaii! I just wanted jewelry instead!
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What a useless piece of skin! If the gods know what they're doing, she'll get lost on a three hour tour. A three hour tour.
Victoria Beckham as a two week decomposing corpse....
....would still look better than Mrs. Typhus.
Leanne always looks so scared in the pictures she posts of herself, like her eyes are about to bug out of her head.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104310
What the heck is a "rising" junior? I keep seeing Peas say their kid is a "rising" this or a "rising" that in highschool? What happened to just saying my child is a junior in highschool?
Also, it sounds like the OP already has made up her mind and is just looking for confirmation from the Peas because she keeps arguing with anyone that disagrees with her.
I think it's funny that someone who is picking her high schooler's classes makes third-grade level grammatical errors (want's). Maybe that's why he wants to pick his own damn classes.
I noticed that too, 177.
Rising junior means they're going to be a junior next year - it's the terminology most schools use.
No it isn't, 179. It's the terminology of whatever stupid, fucked up, American region you're in. Never heard that term before.
I agree with 180. Must be something the midwest whitebread, puffy, corn eaters use. You know, like Cindyupatwat.
Anonymous said... 172 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3104382
Oh, poor me, I have to go to Hawaii! I just wanted jewelry instead!
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No kidding.
Whitewhine.com
July 11, 2011 6:13 AM
I would rather have jewelry too. Unless we were moving there LOL
Anonymous said... 171 I'm sorry I saw the pic and she does not simply look thin she looks ill. I'm not in any way, shape or form jealous of that
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the only person bing accused of being jealous was typhus - so why would you answer unless you were her?
July 11, 2011 6:05 AM
(I posted the original comment on this)
I doubt that was *typhus* at all. Just someone trying to make themselves look stupid.
We Have Success!
I have never heard the word in conjuction with a students grade level before the Peas.
I think "rising" anything when applied to a person is pretentious and should only be used in reference to something such as the sun....or bread.
(I'm waiting for someone to start posting about their "rising kindergartener".)
HA. I have a rising Kindergarten.
Barf.
The only thing I want rising is my husband's penis when I am horny!!
UTPea has more problems than "adult add" try attention seeking disorder. How many fucking threads does that psycho need to start today?
I noticed all mommy dearest's grammar and speeling errors too. What a fucktard. The gestapo like tactics some of these super mommies use on their kids is mind boggling. Talk about mind control...another fucktard brick in the wall.
New Space is up. :)
Fucking stupid cunts if you've never heard the term "rising" used. Philistines asshats.
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