Sunday, July 31, 2011

Space.

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Anonymous said...

Re: Photographers.
Can you imagine meeting with Angela Marvel via her "photography" website, and having a grimy, dirty, disheveled woman with stains on her clothes show up. Good grief!

Just because someone has a camera, does NOT make them a photographer.

Anonymous said...

Sure it does 1, just ask Free bird.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3109001

Your glasses are 2 years old, I don't care how little you wore them expecting the store to do anything for you is ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3109027

Rylan vs. Kellan

How about neither, the peas pick some odd names for their poor kids.

Anonymous said...

From the last thread: NDG = Nora Griffin. And now she has a "woe is me" post on her blog.

Anonymous said...

Don't give a fuck, flying or otherwise about Nora Griffin.

Anonymous said...

Rylan vs. Kellan



hahaha... these made-up names always sound so fucking artificial to me. Why do people try so hard?

Anonymous said...

Sorry Nora but when you put everything out there people will talk. And mostly it won't be pretty. Either let it go or stop blogging.

Anonymous said...

Kellen is Celtic, it is not a made up name.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3108952

Gah! Magical coconut oil is back again!!

And flybabylaura suggests that it's good for thyroid function - and therefore we should be sure to rub it into our necks to make sure it gets to the thyroid gland...

Anonymous said...

I am so sick of these made up names. I was at the gym the other day, and at the childcare sign in, this lady signed her son in as LYRIC. Poor kid.

Anonymous said...

Kellen is Celtic, it is not a made up name.


Bullshit


signed,
Irish gal

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 6 Don't give a fuck, flying or otherwise about Nora Griffin.

July 31, 2011 7:40 PM

Thank you! I'm also tired of hearing of this fucking nobody! Whoever it is that won't shut up about her needs to lose the big 'ole fucking hard on.

Anonymous said...

www.amiafunnygirl.com

Anonymous said...

I wish she hadn't shown me the inside of her shoes and the outside of her toilet bag.

Anonymous said...

A lot of the Peas who sent her money do not have half the things she posted, such as a DSLR. A lot of them don't have money for random vacations to freaking blog conventions either. Sad.

Her blog shows how narcissistic she is, too. NO ONE CARES what kind of deodorant you're packing, Libis. Maybe you stop writing about yourself and posting useless photos for a sec and play with your son. Isn't he the reason you got a second kidney? So you could live long enough to see him grow up a bit?

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME our generation is so embarrassing. And YES I know maybe her son is sleeping, but do something besides take several hours out of your already shortened life to announce to the world that you're packing shoes, camera cords, and shampoo in your damn suitcase. LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHO EVER WENT SOMEWHERE.

Anonymous said...

Ok just read Nora's blog post about this blog. Nora, I feel bad that your feelings are hurt, but I think I speak for a lot of us when I say that we weren't saying anything bad about you, we're just truly curious how you live such a life of plenty on a teacher's salary. For me, I'm a teacher and DH is out of work and I can barely pay the mortgage, and that is NOT in Cali where it's expensive to live! I'm just a curious person and if it was you (who I admire) or someone I hated, I'd be wondering the same thing. Is it my business? No. But I admit I'm really curious.

Second, maybe I missed some comments but the only negative one I read was saying they think your DH is gay. And I don't even know if they said that to be mean or if they really think that. Someone once told me they thought my DH was gay too, and I didn't take offense. He can be dorky and sometimes it comes off as effeminate.

As for your son, I think it was again just true curiosity. His clothing and hobbies are truly unique for a young man of his age, and I think people were just commenting on that because it really is different than the norm. Personally I am amazed at his confidence in doing and wearing these things, which seems rare for a 15 year old. I did see someone say that you treat him or speak of him strangely but I don't know where they got that from. Perhaps they thought you were forcing him to enjoy creative hobbies or wear funky outfits, rather than understanding that that is his own doing.

Anyway I just wanted to post because I feel bad you got hurt and I wanted to point out that maybe you took some of the comments as bashing you when really it was just curiosity (ie the finances). Sometimes when we're struggling with money and see others enjoying many luxuries we feel sad and deprived and just wonder what we're doing wrong to be so broke, kwim? I think human nature just makes us want to know how we could be financially stable too, is all.

I have followed you since the adoption nightmare of Darby and am amazed at your strength to get through that and still enjoy life, create, grow, etc.

Anonymous said...

Robby Bensons Daughter is named Lyric. She is probably in her late 20's or early 30's by now.
I think Lyric sounds more like a girls name, than a boy name.

Anonymous said...

Mixed media artist Kal Barteski, had some different names for her daughter too...Pilot, Penn and Poet.

Anonymous said...

So from the previous thread, who is Doodlebug's blog writer????

Anonymous said...

Wtf is with the person obsessed with the craft blogs? No.one.cares.

Take your ndg and doodlebug obsession somewhere else. This blog is for smacking nsbr peas.

Anonymous said...

Nora, I'm also sorry that your feelings were hurt by being talked about here. I can only explain the comment I made. Some Posters were saying that you treat your son strangely and dress him oddly.

I posted that I totally believe that is coming from your boy himself. You couldn't force that on any 15 year old. If I gave you my son for a week, I can tell you there is no way he'd dress like that. My point was that it isn't anything YOU are doing, it is something your son is expressing. My comments were meant in support of you as a mother, although I can see how they could be easily turned around.

I also posted that perhaps your son was gay. If you knew me, I don't find that insulting to say to someone. A man is or is not. Nothing about the way they were raised, if they are, they are. Again, I'm sorry if that insulted you. I am very gay friendly, so I didn't mean it as any type of slur, just a possible explanation for his more flamboyant clothing choices.

Truly sorry.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 12 Kellen is Celtic, it is not a made up name.


Bullshit


signed,
Irish gal

July 31, 2011 9:16 PM
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http://www.babynames.com/name/KELLEN

Baby Names (above) says it is, 12.

This site says gaelic:

http://babynamesworld.parentsconnect.com/meaning_of_Kellen.

hhttp://www.babynamescountry.com/meanings/Kellen.html says Irish.

Go fuck yourself,
a Yankee gal

Anonymous said...

I truly don't get the libis envy. She's got a crappy, sickly body, she looks 10-15 years older than she is, she's got no design or graphic arts talent, and the only thing she appears to be successful at is running minor league Internet scams. The whole blogher thing sounds pretty lame, too. Free swag?? Please.

Anonymous said...

Oh and the answer to Libis' question "am i a funny girl?"

No.

Her blog is boring.

Anonymous said...

nora this, nora that.

who the fuck?

she doesn't even post (or deletes) under the name listed on the last page of posts here.

i think it's safe to say she brought herself up here.

the long posts about her ^^^ up there? tl;dr (don't care enough to read it)

Anonymous said...

Another reason to call bullshit on this "nora person" is she claims that there are hits coming from here. Guess what, they only come from here if there is an actual LINK here.

NO ONE has taken the time to MAKE a link. It HAS to be copy and pasted.

FULL OF SHIT BITCH, GO AWAY!!!

Anonymous said...

actually there was a link, a few days ago

Anonymous said...

FFS stop crawling up Nora whoeversheis ass.
Fucking bunch of losers you whine and bitch about her here and then she posts a sob blog entry and you trip over yourselves to "explain" your comments and apologize.
At least own your bitchiness, and if you don't, then don't post in the first place.
Peas can't even have a proper smack blog - losers.

Anonymous said...

NO ONE has taken the time to MAKE a link. It HAS to be copy and pasted.

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Very true, I opened a separate window and googled her name and then clicked on the link from the list, so no way would that link back from here

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 27 actually there was a link, a few days ago

August 1, 2011 5:21 AM

You HAD to paste it in the address bar! NO ONE took the time to make a link. She wishes!!!

She started this shit herself to whine and cry. Started her own little drama world. What a loser. I do NOT feel sorry for her AT ALL.

28=Nora I'll assume. No one here is posting that shit, no one but HERSELF. She doesn't even post at the bucket. NO ONE KNOWS HER! OR CARES! She does! She posted this shit herself!

Talk about loser!

Anonymous said...

28=Nora I'll assume.
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What the fuck?? Are you a retard? I am @28 and I sure as shit am not Nora, try reading & comprehension 101 again. Idiot.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3109070
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The countdown begins. This is one of those days I wish I didn't have a job or a life. The next few days are going to be crazy.

Anonymous said...

I agree 32.
For the sake of everyone involved, I hope BH just sounds crazy on the pod but in real life she is quite sane. That she gets the babies and everyone is happy. Otherwise this will be one giant clusterfuck and she'll fall into a big hole. I honestly wouldn't wish that level of disappointment on anyone.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 31 28=Nora I'll assume.
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What the fuck?? Are you a retard? I am @28 and I sure as shit am not Nora, try reading & comprehension 101 again. Idiot.

August 1, 2011 5:38 AM

Big fucking deal, I meant a different number, not 28 LMAO!!!!! (not going to waste time to go see which number, you get the point I'm sure. The bitch has posted all over this place herself).

No reason to get all angry there my dear sweet girl, none at all. (well maybe a little, your post was one of the better ones on this subject!)

Apologies 28 LOL I do find it funny I'm apologizing to the one tired of hearing apologies. [sigh]

Anonymous said...

Well OK then, apology accepted, as long as you didn't really mean you thought I was her. Does kinda make my point about reading 101 however...

The Customer Isn't Always Right said...

Kathgar is a real bitch on that glasses thread. I liked her, too.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 35 Well OK then, apology accepted, as long as you didn't really mean you thought I was her. Does kinda make my point about reading 101 however...

August 1, 2011 7:04 AM

No, I have no problem reading, just needed more coffee.

:P

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3109070
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The countdown begins. This is one of those days I wish I didn't have a job or a life. The next few days are going to be crazy.
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I hope this adoption goes through without any problems. If it falls through at any point, or if (God forbid) anything goes wrong during deliver, I think the poor woman will totally go off the deep end and may never recover. That would be horrible for her and her family.

Anonymous said...

in #38:
**delivery**

Anonymous said...

It's not just actually getting the babies, what if during the toddler years one of yells "I hate you mommy" or "I like daddy better". How's she going to take that? And just wait for the teen "you're not my real mom" moments. I don't think motherhood is going to be the sweet easy road BH is thinking it's going to be. Having kids doesn't make your life any more complete then not having them.

Anonymous said...

I just have a sinking feeling that this adoption for whatever reason will NOT go through. She's gotten herself so psyched up over this I'd hate to see her get let down and #38 is right, it'll push her over the edge.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3109032

Who, in the year 2011, thinks they can order anything at a restaurant and it will be low calorie? Artichoke dip? A dessert? And salads have been proven to be some of the worst offenders.

Anonymous said...

I don't think motherhood is going to be the sweet easy road BH is thinking it's going to be. Having kids doesn't make your life any more complete then not having them.
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BINGO

Anonymous said...

ok, just wanted to tie up a few loose ends:

reading comprehension reveals that the churches are tacky argument goes back to tatoos of rosaries being gaudy (hence tacky and trashy) then the "tatoo of" got dropped along the way and it became religious symbols are tacky. (did I spell tatoo correctly spelling nazi? *shrug*)

And Nora is/was a good friend of Tara Whitney, she of many kids, scrapbooker turned OC photog phenom, deity to the scrapbooking hausfraus, so there is some coat trails being ridden or famous by association.

And Libis- I don't think she has the character to confront the shitstorm she is setting herself up for.

Anonymous said...

And Libis- I don't think she has the character to confront the shitstorm she is setting herself up for.
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Libis managed to handle the last 'shitstorm' pretty well if you ask me. She took her toys and left the sandbox (i.e.--two peas) then had her darling daddy to defend her on NSBR.

Crackhead Mary said...

Another reason to call bullshit on this "nora person" is she claims that there are hits coming from here. Guess what, they only come from here if there is an actual LINK here.

I was thinking the same thing, I never remembered it actually being linked. How pathetic is that!!? Smack yourself for hits and pvm's at your blog! Holy shit we've hit an all time low!

Anonymous said...

Libis may have won the battle of the bleating pod idiots that willingly (and stupidly) gave her their money and she packed up her dollies and dishes and ran home to daddy when they called her out- but on a more open platform, someone mentioned the BlogHer ranks of Dooce and Ree- no way in hell would the average american hausfrau let her take her money and not deliver. That is a war she underestimates based upon a myopic view of the world the pod gave her, and her good friend MissHen reinforces with her godly virtue.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell is this Nora person?? I lurk regularly over at the bukkit and am well aware of all the backstories and drama and 'gates' but she isn't even a blip on my radar.

Anonymous said...

Not the spelling/grammar Nazi but it's tattoo 44. Use Mozilla Firefox, it shows misspellings or I would spell like the non gifted public school graduate that I am.

Anonymous said...

To the people who think you need an actual hyperlinked link to go somewhere...

I just highlighted the 2peas link above, right clicked with my mouse, and selected 'open link in new tab'... it worked...

that is probably how people see traffic from this blog.

Anonymous said...

Not sure how the links to a blog work and tracing them back. I copied and pasted into a new tab the address that was left in the last space so I'm guessing my hit would have showed my ip address and nothing from the blog.

Anonymous said...

I think Libis would LOVE to be among the ranks of Dooce and Pioneer Woman. PW is a fraud if I ever saw one and her blog makes a MILLION dollars a year publishing recipes from 40yr old church cookbooks, taking millions of pics of her dumb basset hounds and her husbands Wrangler/Chaps covered ass!

I don't know what Libis thinks her schtick would be. Nothing 'I' care to read. She's no one special but I think she seems to think she is and is hoping that by attending the BlogHer conference, she'll catch someones attention and become the next big thing in the world of internet blogging.

The "American Hausfrau" has bought what PW is selling hook line and sinker.

Anonymous said...

There's no way in hell Libis is ever going to come close to PW or Dooce. She lacks the main ingredient: personality.

Yes, PW and Dooce are both way annoying and overdone now. But once upon a time, what got them some initial interest was personality and some interesting writing. Libis can't manage either.

And for whoever is bleating pathetically about how easy and great Libis has it: Get the fuck over it . If she scammed you out of money and you just can't let it go, then go sue her or something. If she didn't scam you out of some money, what the fuck is your obsession with her? How pathetic do you have to be to envy some piece of shit wannabe like Libis??? Get a hold of yourself!!!

Anonymous said...

Well, I am hoping that a quick google search will bring up this blog and the whole Libis scam. I'm not one for posting personal info here, but it's times like these that I am glad that someone posted Libis' full name, city, place of business, and blog name. Libis will get what she deserves.

Anonymous said...

What's this Nora's persons blog?

Anonymous said...

You seriously need to just drop the Nora shit.
Obsessed much????

Anonymous said...

#53 I don't think anyone is jealous of Libis. I know I personally can't wait to see her take the fall for what she did. If this is going to be the start of her downfall, I want a front row seat. If that makes me a horrible person than so be it. She scammed a lot of caring people taking far more than just money. Unfortunately, the ones that will suffer the most are the ones that are truly in need.

Anonymous said...

You seriously need to just drop the Nora shit.
Obsessed much????

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Hi Nora. I have no idea who you are so I was curious.

Hey, it's more traffic to your blog, right?


Bitch.

Athena's Ass Pineapple said...

Having kids doesn't make your life any more complete then not having them.

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+10000000



And the Nora spam is LAME. -10000000

Anonymous said...

Libis is a piece of shit, and yes, she'll get hers in the end.

The Nora spam is beyond lame.

Anonymous said...

Hi Nora. I have no idea who you are so I was curious.

Hey, it's more traffic to your blog, right?


Bitch.
August 1, 2011 10:20 AM

You are seriously stupid.

Anonymous said...

Just to continue with the Nora stuff ;)

I checked out her blog. Doesn't seem to me that she treats her son differently. He seems a little eclectic and she seems to go with it. I have no problem with that.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3109128

Of course the peas kids only eat healthy cereal, or a warm breakfast.

Anonymous said...

For the lurkers @ Nora Griffin's blog who wonder how the hell they can live so well on a teacher's salary, I was shocked as hell myself when I learned that teachers actually make pretty good money in Orange County. A blog actually looked at the salaries of teachers in a district in the OC where teachers were making $100K a year. So, that could be one way they're living so well.

Anonymous said...

SDeven's face seems to permanently have that "who farted?" expression.

Anonymous said...

lol so did freebirds before she changed it to that dumbass turkey or whatever it is.

Anonymous said...

Old Lady Deven is Skybar-in-training.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=21&thread_id=3029906

She really does think she's hot shit.

Anonymous said...

Does Brandy M ever get OFF the computer?

Anonymous said...

64, but to LIVE in the OC is super expensive, so $100K there is nothing. It's not a great salary at all if that's where you live.

Anyway based on the last post she wrote about it, I think maybe her son's father is very wealthy and pays a LOT of child support. Or, the son's cerebral palsy was due to malpractice or something and they sued and got big bucks.

She wrote that she wouldn't mind being an open book about it except that her son occasionally reads her blog, and she wanted to protect him. So the extra funds probably are related to him somehow.

Anonymous said...

LMAO - Free-bird told the girl "to find work that you liked try to copy it and then analyze why their work is better than yours" and then got pissed when she did copy!

Drop Dead Diva said...

#65 posted :SDeven's face seems to permanently have that "who farted?" expression.

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No that is her "Nothing tastes as good as being skinny" Bitter Look.

She has posted many times how if she was able to lose weight so all the rest of the fatties should be able to as well and constantly makes snide comments about it.

Obviously she has never eaten Nutella and she should eat a damn candy bar to sweeten her sour disposition.

Anonymous said...

She may have lost the weight but she's still ugly

Anonymous said...

SDevil is living proof that losing weight does nothing for someone who is a bitter, sour hag to begin with . . .

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 51 Not sure how the links to a blog work and tracing them back. I copied and pasted into a new tab the address that was left in the last space so I'm guessing my hit would have showed my ip address and nothing from the blog.

August 1, 2011 9:25 AM

Exactly, which proves she's full of SHIT! SHE posted the address here (not making it a link) herself. She doesn't even post at 2Ps. What a dolt she is!

Anonymous said...

SDevil is living proof that losing weight does nothing for someone who is a bitter, sour hag to begin with . . .
August 1, 2011 12:40 PM

Hear that, L'Urine?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 65 SDeven's face seems to permanently have that "who farted?" expression.

August 1, 2011 11:24 AM

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3109032

Who, in the year 2011, thinks they can order anything at a restaurant and it will be low calorie? Artichoke dip? A dessert? And salads have been proven to be some of the worst offenders.
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And she says she needs to eat more calories. Give me a fucking break. You don't become a heifer by not eating enough calories. She also said in the past that her doctor wanted her to "gain weight" during her last pregnancy, even though she is over and above the obese category.

Anonymous said...

78 that is just another fatty fantasy spin line. Almost no doctor these days has to tell patients to gain weight unless they are fucking anorexic.lol. They might however tell you to eat a more balanced diet.

Anonymous said...

#53 I don't think anyone is jealous of Libis. I know I personally can't wait to see her take the fall for what she did. If this is going to be the start of her downfall, I want a front row seat. If that makes me a horrible person than so be it. She scammed a lot of caring people taking far more than just money. Unfortunately, the ones that will suffer the most are the ones that are truly in need.
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+10000

Anonymous said...

Gee anyone notice that BostonHeart hasn't been back to update the peas on the birth of the twinsies?? Hmm....

Anonymous said...

Gee anyone notice that BostonHeart hasn't been back to update the peas on the birth of the twinsies?? Hmm....

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probably setting up a paypal account to help the birth mother recover all those unexpected expenses that have come up *eyeroll*

Anonymous said...

well I'm shocked that anyone going through this process has either the inclindation or the time to post on a message board to begin with. I could see before or after, but not during. Totally bizarre.

Anonymous said...

And Nora is/was a good friend of Tara Whitney, she of many kids, scrapbooker turned OC photog phenom, deity to the scrapbooking hausfraus, so there is some coat trails being ridden or famous by association.
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Don't see how being a friend of Tara Whitney would get Nora anything.

Tara Whitney looks like a dirty hippie and she needs to take her kids to the dentist and buy some toothpaste.

I called her husband GAY said...

Nora was a Pea back in the day before her blog took off. I believe she stopped posting shortly after the big adoption debacle.

I find her to be a whiny, fat ass with a hen-pecked, probably closeted gay husband. She seems to be OCD and rearranges her furniture every other week because she doesn't have anything better to do.

Very few teachers make over $100,000 in the OC and if they do, they have been teaching longer than her husband has. They are only in their mid-30's. The money is coming from somewhere else.

Funny, someone got on the bat phone to let her know about the mean bitches on the blog!! This place is far reaching and someone obviously cares, even though they all love to say, "THE BLOG? WHAT BLOG??? I had no idea!!!". Yeah, right!

SUCK IT BITCHES!!!

Anonymous said...

Can someone link Noras blog for me please?

Anonymous said...

Nora is BFFs with Happeabitch. They have a lot in common spouse-wise. I'm sure April called her up and told her what was going on.

Anonymous said...

www.justmakestuff.com

Anonymous said...

http://www.noragriffin.typepad.com/

Anonymous said...

Why slam non-peas like nora or whoever she is, when there are plenty of truly deserving peas to smack? She's not making you read her blog, and she's not bringing her crap to you or plastering it all over the pod.

Quit being such an obsessive bitch. It's pretty apparent there's just one person here with some kind of crazy hard-on for her.

Grow Some said...

Nora, you are full of complete bullshit. No one here at this blog posted a link to your blog. You did not get hits coming from the smack blog. You are a terrible liar.

Either YOU read this blog or one of your hausefrau cronies sent up the bat signal so you came and looked. Guess what? No one said anything that horrible. Peas have been roasted, toasted, and flambe'd and not been as whiny as you have. Pull up your panties girl or take down the blog.

People only wondered how you manage such a money-spending lifestyle on a teacher's salary and that fact that your kid is dressed funny at the age of 15. Oh yeah, and a few wondered if your husband was really gay.

When will these stupid bitches ever learn to just ignore the shit? You only make yourself look more pathetic when you go off and whine and moan about how the blog bitches were mean to you. Then your little cronies and butt kissers come out to suck up to you...blech, black, barffffffff.

Anonymous said...

Just can't let it go, can you, batshit-crazy bitch?

Anonymous said...

BostonHeart is about to find out that parenting is a full-time, 24/7 job and that it's not about buying cute baby things and staged photo opps.

Looks like she already has less time to post obsessively. That's a bonus.

Anonymous said...

92-who pissed in your box of Twinkies?

Anonymous said...

Or the adoption fell thru and she's checked herself into a psych ward

Anonymous said...

I think the possibility of that adoption falling through is HUGE. And it just seems so irresponsible of an adoption agency to let someone like BH go hog-wild about the POSSIBILITY of adopting.

Anonymous said...

Someone in that BH scenario loses no matter what. She's either going to go postal if it doesn't go through, or she's going to crash and burn with mommyhood and the expectations she has. Reality is just never all the kitty and puppy shit you have envisioned when you're obsessing about having/getting something.

Sad all the way around.

Anonymous said...

If I had two babies born today and the adoption process was still going on, I sure as hell would not be updating twopeas.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3109153

Does no one know what summer's eve is for? It's a delicate cleanser made to get that extra smell out when you're on your period.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3109259

Ahhh no idiot, we've had 2 in the past month. Use the search feature.

Anonymous said...

99-Summer's Eve used to be a douche but now I think it is just an everyday coochie wash. Use it everyday so you don't smell like shrimp laid out three days in the sun you whore.

Anonymous said...

I let ds watch Bruce almighty and if the DVD player was replaced (have new one, dh just hates dealing with the wires), I would let him watch The King's Speech.

I did let him watch Friends with benefits, though I do think it was a bit too racy (I did have him walk out of the room)

ps, ds will be 16 next month.
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OMG...kid is 16 and she made him walk out of the room during Friends With Benefits? Are you serious? If the kid is a normal 16 year old, he has seen wayyyyy worse on the Internet or in the Playboy and Hustler mags his friends bring to school.

Geeze, that woman is moran. I thought she was gonna say the kid was 11 or 12. Freaking Pea helicopter freaks.

Anonymous said...

101 - summer's eve has had a wash for at least 20 years.

Anonymous said...

you would know the ins and outs of that particular product 103 ;-)

Anonymous said...

102 you know America was colonized by a bunch of uptight Puritans. They think they are still in charge.

Anonymous said...

102, you know the rules, LINK PLEASE!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3109141

There ya go 106

Anonymous said...

102: what is a moran?

Anonymous said...

You must be new 108 and quite possibly a moran yourself.

Anonymous said...

Remember BH has been taking hormones for what, a yr? to breastfed her adopted baby. She's busy.
I too will bet that this adoption and birth don't go thru. I can't believe the birth Mom didn't figure out how loonie she is?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3109237

wow with only a measly 20 grand grinning cat could quit her job, travel and get into free lancing.

Anonymous said...

111-don't forget, Grinning Twat is a newscaster, television star, culinary trained chef, and professional photog. She doesn't need much money.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

and I am Donald Trump's toupee.

Jane Doe said...

Hey guys, I'm working on a new feature for the blog. I've added two tabs at the top of the page titled: "Epic Posts and Hairflips" and "NSBR Gems". If you have a link to a thread that you think should be in those categories let me know.

I don't have links, I'm not one to bookmark old threads, so I'll need your help. "Epic posts and hairlflips" will contain the threads like the Libis call out or Rainbow scrapper and the Kirby. "NSBR Gems" will have things like Gibletgate or anything else that we collectively found amusing.

Thanks for helping me make this place better!

JD

Anonymous said...

If I had two babies born today and the adoption process was still going on, I sure as hell would not be updating twopeas.
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I also wouldn't post on 2peas while in labor, at the hospital, or on vacation but that doesn't stop lots of peas from doing so.

Anonymous said...

For Jane:

"Do dogs have brains?"

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2602784

"I'm so callous that my dogs that died have been put in the kirby."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2605799

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3109236

It probably never occurred to the man that Fritos would be a dinner ingredient...

The "recipe" includes Fritos and cream of crap soup. yuck. I'm not a food snob, but that's just gross.

Anonymous said...

Who's this pea?

http://stilllifewithbicycle.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

117-why do you even think this person is a Pea?

Anonymous said...

LJ's an asshole. She's one of L'urine's biggest ass kissers.

Anonymous said...

Libis Morgan sucks huge balls. She's boring, not funny at all, and she's a total narcissist. I've left several comments on her blog in regard to her scam and she always deletes them. She's a thief, a liar and a coward.

Add me to the list of people who are waiting for this asshole to fall on her face.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2940414&pg=1

Here Jane, CLynnes baby on the floor Christmas picture thread.

Anonymous said...

Looks like MOST of the assholes deleted there comments from CLs thread.

Anonymous said...

Here's another Jane

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1912350

Spreadsheet thread started by Flubs to call out Ocean Dreamer.

Anonymous said...

That ought to keep the influx busy for a while!

Anonymous said...

Libis is just as annoying in person as she is online.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3109251

Unbelievable. What a bunch of evil cunts hiding their venom behind concern trolling. I knew Raindancer would be leading the charge as soon as the thread was up.

Jane Doe said...

I think it's strange that so many of them are doubting her mental capacity.

If you follow her on facebook (she actually posts herself, not an aide) it's clear that her faculties are intact.

Boehner's? I'm not so sure.


She has also spoken publicly. These are peas clearly only looking for a reason to discredit her because she doesn't align with their political beliefs.

Anonymous said...

Raindancer has been beating this drum for months. There's nothing Rep. Giffords could do to persuade that passive-aggressive nutjob that she's healing. Raindancer would happily take a turnip in her place, as long as it was approved by the Tea Party.

Anonymous said...

Raindancer would prefer the turnip up her ass first.

Anonymous said...

RD is a student, right? Did she take out a loan? Because, in today's debt bill, there's a Teabagger special changing their terms from 7-2012 on out. Grad students will have to foot the interest on their loans while they're still in school.

Will this cause hardship? Tough, say Republicans. To quote Esister: "Soshalizm sucks!!!one!!!

Anonymous said...

#125- I figured as much.

Anonymous said...

107, belated thanks from 106 :)

Anonymous said...

127--if you have every worked directly with TBI patients you would also think that she might not be ready to vote for the people of AZ.

cornfarmer said...

Isn't it odd, that we make up names on 2peas for our profiles but we have to post anonymously here. As if someone in real life is called peaoff or ipeagreen.

I say--stand up--put your name out there.

Anonymous said...

What's up with Athena on that Excel Spreadsheet thread coming to OD's defense? Are her and Ocean Dreamer/Simple Crafter San Diego bff's or what? I don't even remember Athena back then. She sure was up in all the drama for being a newbie.

Anonymous said...

133-I have worked with TBI people and they run a whole gamut in terms of permanent effects. While many may never be the same as they were before, that does not preclude them from performing at an acceptable level in their given occupation. But as far as that thread, that whole discussion is moot. Her medical team is charged with any testing and rehab deemed necessary, not a bunch of uneducated, uninformed pea bitches.

They should show equal concern for the mental functional capabilities of some of the retards in their own club who don't have the excuse of having taken a bullet in the brain.

Anonymous said...

RD is a cranky cunt. She needs to take a break from the pod and focus on school like Cara did.

noranoranoranoranoranora said...

Quit being such an obsessive bitch. It's pretty apparent there's just one person here with some kind of crazy hard-on for her.


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^^^THAT^^^

soshalist kenyan usuper said...

Her medical team is charged with any testing and rehab deemed necessary, not a bunch of uneducated, uninformed pea bitches.

They should show equal concern for the mental functional capabilities of some of the retards in their own club who don't have the excuse of having taken a bullet in the brain.
________________________________

I want to marry you. Well said.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that BF and Squeals line? That there's only 'one' person hating on them. They have a hard time comprehending that everyone hates them so they tell themselves that.

Anonymous said...

Athena was always inserting herself into drama. She thought she was the pod queen bee and indeed had something of a following. That eventually fell away (and she ran away)when it became apparent that she was on the wrong side of every issue.

EX: she was a GWB cheerleader and had her nose up his ass for 7 3/4 years. Of course now she claims she "often" disagreed with him. Riiiiight. Her post history calls bullshit.

Johduh and several others pull this revisionist shit as well - learned at the feet of their masters.

#sickofmoransandtheirlies

Anonymous said...

soshalist kenyan usuper said...

I want to marry you.



I love you too. your names are funny and make me cum...

Anonymous said...

I would not doubt that it is Happeagirl trash talking Nora on here. Not to mention trying to make it look like she is smack worthy since her name has come up on here after no one mentioning her fat ass in years. No one cares about you Happeagirl or your lame friend in CA. Neither of your layouts or your lives are inspiring.

Anonymous said...

What following? Not Jonduh. She's against teh gays. Flymflam? Sylviot? Didn't the righties have their own political board during the election and got called out for saying stupid shit? Who busted them? I forget the stupid shit Athena and Jonduh said. Something like they like manipulating threads and playing games? The pod was like a chess game for him. Whatevs homogenius! lol

Anonymous said...

I feel for crayolamama. I have to ask and I wouldn't dare on that thread - why not hire a detective? Someone in that city that knows it better? I'd be taking out loans to find my child. http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3108924&pg=1

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure but I think crayolamama is full of shit, maybe a troll. Her story just sounds to much like a lifetime drama.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3109288

No wonder her ex divorced her ass.

Anonymous said...

I hadn't thought of that, 146. Yeah...

Anonymous said...

I love how she wants to have her exDH's kid paternity tested because she thinks it's not his kid, I wonder how long before she turns that thread in to a hair flip.

Anonymous said...

145 I wonder why she didn't post a photo. That's how to get people looking.

Anonymous said...

143, happ doesn't post at the bucket anymore either. Neither get talked about here because they don't post. (ahem, unless they start their own drama and people ASK "link please?" for a blog etc.)

Anonymous said...

OK...apparently I missed the Libis incident. Can someone provide a recap or a link, por favor?

Anonymous said...

KelleL's brother in law who is telling people that stuff about Rep Giffords should lose his job. I do not want that kind of person "protecting" me.
RainDancer goes to school, and is always blabbing about how fortunate they are right now, and never has a damn nice thing to say about anything but her own warped self centered ideas.

Annabella said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3109397

Yes being a Mom is WORK, it's a JOB, and SAHMs work just like the rest of the world does!!! They do not sit around wasting time on 2peas! They have WORK!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA, Annabella, you're so stupid

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine Annabella having children?

GAH, I shudder at the thought.

Anonymous said...

How many BH threads are going to be started? I have a bad feeling about this.

I read Nora's blog, I hope it doesn't turn out like that. I understand the excitement of having a new baby, But just as Nora they believed it was a done deal before it actually happened. It didn't seem there was any doubt that anything could go wrong.

I was adopted when I was a baby and my mom always knew that until the adoption went through the courts, my birth mother could change her mind. She said for six months every time there was a knock at the door she hoped it wasn't her.

I have to think that most adoption stories these days don't end up like Juno.

Anonymous said...

What's ironic about the Rainbowcrapper dead dog debacle, is that she turned vegetarian shortly after. Correct?

So she can throw out her dogs like trash but wouldn't dare eat an animal.

What a disgusting piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

Oh, man. Jonda is back, stirring up more shit with a story that's full of errors and bullshit.

Why doesn't he go make more of those FUPA jeans or whatever he was up to?

Anonymous said...

145, someone suggested that towards the bottom of page 1. No response to the suggestion though. I would be doing everything I possibly can to find him, too.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3109440

Fuck me running with Athena's Pineapple. AN is still an insufferable bitch. Why the fuck is she even posting anymore? Just to let us know she is the "hiring manager"? I pity the poor soul that has to interview with that bitchy twat.

Proof that the crabapple doesn't fall far from the rotting tree. She is her mother's daughter after all. blechhhhhhh

Anonymous said...

I came here to comment on AN's post. Really? She faults people for being "too early" for an interview?

She's a bitch and her mother is, too.

Candy Boots Fired Ashley-Nick-Hole said...

I have been early to interviews before because of worries about traffic. I simply tell the receptionist that I KNOW I am early and will wait quietly until my interviewer is ready.

AN needs to pull the stick outta her fat ass.

Anonymous said...

I'm always early to interviews. Hasn't affected me yet.

Anonymous said...

OH.MM.GEE.

KAS just showed up after eating her lipstick to defend the NickHole. Figures.

Anonymous said...

AN is an asshole. Not surprised by that thread. She is afflicted with the same superiority complex as her mother. They're both gross and over-the-top obnoxious.

Anonymous said...

The fact that BH hasn't been back at the pod to post ANY kind of update is telling.

With as much hype as she generated before the birth, you'd think she'd at least come back to the pod and say Baby Girl and Baby Boy were born at such and such a time with their birth stats.

Nope, not a peep..Me thinks the whole shebang fell through.

Anonymous said...

Or the whole shebang was a figment of her over-active attention-yearning imagination.....

Anonymous said...

I think BH is too busy with her new babies to care or think about a fucking message board. When I had my kids I didn't get on the computer for a solid week, if not longer. Some people have more important things to think about than some random group of online hags who have nothing better to do than hope to God you're happy situation turns out miserable.

Anonymous said...

Hey Jane Doe... are you going to Blogher? Wouldn't that be a nice surprise for libis. You could run a workshop on how not to get scammed on the internet.

Anonymous said...

But BH isn't someone with more important things to think about than some random group of online hags who have nothing better to do than hope to God you're happy situation turns out miserable.

With her it's all "look at me!!!"

So I do find it odd she hasn't updated.

Anonymous said...

Since BH is not those babies' legal mother, her contact with them is probably kind of limited especially if the babies are in the NICU, which is possible.

With all the hype surrounding their pending birth, I also find it odd that she hasn't taken even a minute to update the peas of their arrival.

Anonymous said...

I work in labor and delivery. I know first hand that adoptive mothers are allowed to be in the room with the baby, even in the NICU. I worked with one today, about 4 hours ago. As long as the BM has no problems with it, it's fair game. Stop being a bitch.

Anonymous said...

169-climb off your damn high horse there sister. We are talking about attention whore to the supreme, BostonHeart. Geezus, the woman told us all like ten fucking years ago she was going to induce her booby juice to get ready for a baby.

Gawd, you are stoopid.

Anonymous said...

Glad she has the foresight to prepare to breastfeed adopted babies. More power to her. What a great gift to give to your children.

Anonymous said...

Not being a bitch #173...just sayin that it's VERY SUSPICIOUS that BH has not been back to the pod in over 24 hrs to announce the safe arrival of those babies!!!
Makes a LOT of us believe that this was either a scam or that the birthmom changed her mind and BH is in a psych ward having gone off the deep end. With as much hype as BH has garnered on the pod, it's just so ODD she hasn't posted a word since yesterday morning.

Maybe the bm has realized what a nutter BH truly is!

Anonymous said...

Being early for an interview has its advantages like a deep breath before the interview process, a few moments to collect your thoughts, traffic was better than you anticipated, possibility of sizing up your competition... etc.
Personally, I am a better 10 minutes early than 5 second late (for anything) person.
Oh but wait, when you interview with hiring guru AN, the interview is about HER apparently. FMR what a sanctimonious, self centered twat.

Anonymous said...

Hey Jane Doe... are you going to Blogher? Wouldn't that be a nice surprise for libis. You could run a workshop on how not to get scammed on the internet.

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Awesome.

Anonymous said...

JonDuh is the ultimate self-hating gay. He already said he'd support Michele Bachmann for president. He doesn't care that Athena thinks he's icky, and less of a human being than a hetero person; she agrees with his glibertarian views and that's all that matters.

Anonymous said...

Is JonDUH a member o the tea party or does he just like being teabagged?

Anonymous said...

Glad she has the foresight to prepare to breastfeed adopted babies. More power to her. What a great gift to give to your children.

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I think it's weird. If your pumping yourself full of hormones how natural can that be?

Schwetty Balls said...

Jonduh loves a good soft Koch Cock in his mouth along with Teabagging Marcus Bachmann balls while MB prays away the ghey very slowly. It is probably going to BASICALLY take years of sucking to cure him.

I bet Jonduh is a real connoisseur of the Tea Rooms in his local park.

Anonymous said...

We can't have AN lose her train of thought because someone showed up early, now can we? Absolutely pathetic!

Anonymous said...

BH updated so all of you foaming at the mouth can rest easy

Anonymous said...

Hm, so BH has posted. Something about her story just doesn't seem right.

Anonymous said...

AN was probably just irritated because she didn't have time to take a shit and check in at the bucket before the interview.

Anonymous said...

You all realize that AN didn't post because she's annoyed by early arrivers. She posted because she wanted to let you all know SHE'S HIRING PEOPLE. SHE'S IMPORTANT, don't you see.

Gag.

TAX $$$ TO HELP PRAY THE GHEY AWAY = WINNING! said...

Jonduh loves a good soft Koch Cock in his mouth along with Teabagging Marcus Bachmann balls while MB prays away the ghey very slowly. It is probably going to BASICALLY take years of sucking to cure him.

_________

All the while slurping up sweet sweet socialist gubmit handouts.

Cuz, you know, IT'S OK IF YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN.

Anonymous said...

That rainbowscrapper dog thread is disgusting. I can't believe she'd have the balls to post again after getting her ass handed to her.

I'm up to page three. Anybody want to tell me how it ends?

Anonymous said...

Jonduh is playing chess mind games with you guys. Watch out!

Anonymous said...

In his dreams.

Anonymous said...

chess games? please don't give the weetard too much credit. I don't think it could fight its way out of a paper bag.

Anonymous said...

192-no shit! I am sure his game of choice besides "suitcase the remote" is tiddly winks.

Anonymous said...

JonDuh also is stumped by the intricacies of "Ants in the Pants."

Both the game, and the actual ants that march through his fetid briefs when he's passed out from too many wine boxes.

Anonymous said...

You all bitch like little hens spittling and hoping that BH doesn't come back or does and it's a tragedy. Then when she takes 5 minutes out of her DAY where she is enjoying her BABIES to update and let everyone know that things are going well.. you all bitch again.

I swear to fuck nothing would please you bitches. Who has a hard on for BH that you have to wish such awful things on her? She's excited. Get over your pathetic lives.

Anonymous said...

What seems off in BH's post? She seems completely appropriate to me - I must be missing something.

Anonymous said...

well, it all seems toooo fucking perfect. both couples are just "hanging out" together after the birth couple gave away their babies? Doesn't that sound a bit far fetched to anyone else?

She said the birth mother put BH's name on the birth certificate....is that normal? It all just has an odd air to it.

Has BH EVER posted a picture at the pod or is she another one of the nameless and faceless?

Things that make ya go hmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

Jumping Jesus Christ 197. Do you wear tin foil hats and swear that the gubment has bugged your free cheese too?

They are in a separate ROOM. And yes, the BM is probably READY to give these babes up. That's the job of the adoption agency - to make sure that the Birth Parents get counseling and understand what's happening. Maybe that BM happens to be level-headed.

I know you're jaded by your interactions with the People of Walmart, but not every person in this world is full of drama.

Anonymous said...

Also - the BM had a C-Section. That's three days in the hospital anyway. So with that three days, and the babies probably a bit early, there's really not a lot more FOR them to do but hang out. And see each other. Like, oh I don't know, civilized people?

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