Sunday, July 24, 2011

Space.

191 comments:

Ima Hostile said...

First Bitches!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 190 186, Here are a couple of clues: Summer weekend.

July 24, 2011 11:54 AM

Always an excuse.

Anonymous said...

Some posters shouldn't have their face as their avatar - I can't read a post by AnnaBananaNose or Miss Jen without being somewhat prejudiced against them. I can't even remember anymore whether it's their looks or their attitude that makes me feel that way, but the pics really don't help.

Ima Hostile said...

Stop whining bitches and crawl back to the bukkit if you don't like the smack. Dumb thundercunts.

Anonymous said...

NoSliver is a creationist, and wants it taught in school, lol. As if anyone needed further proof of her dumbassery.

Anonymous said...

Ima Hostile said... 4 Stop whining bitches and crawl back to the bukkit if you don't like the smack. Dumb thundercunts.

July 24, 2011 12:25 PM

You're obvious influx, go away!

Anonymous said...

The influx gives me reflux. Go back to podland.

Anonymous said...

NoSliver is just a hateful, dried-up old bitch.

Anonymous said...

Go away grandma Sliver! During the riots in France Sliver called for police to spray bullets into the crowd. That doesn't sound very cristjun to me! lol

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107467

Fatties are so supportive of each other. If my husband (sexual partner) told me I looked fat, shit I would lose weight! Don't want him fucking someone else.

Anonymous said...

FFS, why do the peas place so much emphasis on "celebrities" and their deaths? http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107333

I'm more shocked by the deaths of the "unknown" that killed or died because of some crazy or a natural disaster.
Most celebrities that die young, like Amy Winehouse, had people that tried to help them but they chose to end their life with drug abuse or some other behavior that placed them in harms way.

Sad yes, but doesn't really register like the unknown 1000s that died because 9-11 or Haiti and Japan.

Anonymous said...

Damn this place is severely boring. Not just because it's a summer/weekend either. #4 you're just a twat!

Yeah, I said it, so tell me to go to the bucket now LOL

No new material here.

SSDD

Anonymous said...

KikiNickhole is so very, very lame.

Anonymous said...

This place is only boring b/c of peas like #12

Anonymous said...

Back when Jen had that little Prima business going on she entered a Prima contest and won. She used her merchandise to make a Prima topiary. The topiary was groundbreaking. That's how long ago it was. lol

People thought it was unfair since she was after all distributing and selling Prima merchandise. Someone started a thread on the general scrapping board about it and all of the clicky NSBR bitches came over and piled on it defending their special snowflake friend Jen.

And do you think Jen would have bowed out and shown any class or grace? No! She was stomping her feet throughout the thread again. Woe, is me. I won!

Anonymous said...

14 ITA

Anonymous said...

When is Jen going to get rid of her peatitle Mommy to snowflakes? She has a real baby now. How long is she going to mourn the loss of an egg?

Anonymous said...

No, 13, KikiNichole is *so* *very*, *very* *lame*.

I fixed it for you! :)

Crackhead Mary said...

She used her merchandise to make a Prima topiary. The topiary was groundbreaking.

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Interesting. Where can I see this groundbreaking topiary please?

Anonymous said...

I'd rather see the Prima thread.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 14 This place is only boring b/c of peas like #12

July 24, 2011 1:09 PM

This place is becoming more and more dreadful because of people like you *constantly* trying to pick fights with anonymous blog posters!

Anonymous said...

I'd rather forget she exists

Anonymous said...

Thank you, 18! :)

Smooches,
#13

Anonymous said...

MissJen=waste of skin

Anonymous said...

Yup, 24 - that brain cell could have gone to someone who would actually use it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107489

Burning Feather: Queen Pea, know-it-all, NSBR police, and bitch.

Who cares if someone wants to start a diet/exercise/nutrition/healthy lifestyle thread every other day? If ya don't like the thread, don't open it!

She's getting as annoying as Lauren, without the homophobia.

Anonymous said...

Leave BF alone!!!!11!!!! SHE DOES KNOW IT ALL!!1

Anonymous said...

There must be not much to do in the town BF lives in besides eat and fuck. Fat ass AN could probably share some advice.

Anonymous said...

Some of the bitches on that grumps thread take themselves way too seriously! It was against their 'moral code' to join a group that didn't include all peas? LMAO!

Anonymous said...

flstatenolefan

Why she came back is a mystery. She's a total twat and the net would be a better place without her.

Anonymous said...

The Grumps is a prime example of why the pod is perceived as cliqueish and full of mean girls. It's like junior high all over again with the secret little clubs and shit.

Anonymous said...

26- BF is starting to become Yubon

Anonymous said...

It was a little bit disappointing to see Peabay playing all innocent about the grumps. I always thought she was a little bit above that kind of crap. Guess not. *shrug*

Anonymous said...

leanne and her enchilada sauce thread is just . . .strange. Along with her new BB obsession. She tries way too hard.

Anonymous said...

Yeah 32, they're both slowly becoming CADoodleinsects

Anonymous said...

What's the Grumps? I've been around for 4 years, was it before my time?

Anonymous said...

OK, I must be missing something. So MissJenn had a fertile egg implanted in her instead of adopting a baby? So she brought a child into this world even though there are babies that need adoption? Isn't that like, I dunno, adopting a puppy from a breeder versus the shelter?

Anonymous said...

yes 37 you are definitely missing something. don't worry, you are not alone.

Anonymous said...

Since the Grump thread was bumped up one pea deleted all the pics in her sig and one pea updated her blog after four years. Hmmmm. I recognized her kid in her sig. She uses a different name now. Why be so paranoid?

Anonymous said...

have you noticed that stephi montana girls avatar? what an ugly sour puss face. she's lost her nut a couple of times and the nasty face matched the flying foam.

Anonymous said...

Grump thread

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1429043&pg=1

Anonymous said...

Thanks 41. 10 pages...looks like I have some reading to do.

Anonymous said...

Is the grump board still around? sounds lame.

Anonymous said...

Here's the grump thread in a nutshell:

OP: What's GRUMPs?

Faction 1 (non-grumps): A clique-y little group of peas who made their own private board. They are very exclusionary.

FACTION 2 (grumps): Like, just shut up wouldya? We are NOT exclusionary--we just only let certain peas in.

FACTION 1: Are so

FACTION 2: Are NOT, and we're all really tired of everyone saying we exclude people just because we won't let them be a part of our semi-secret board. Besides, we're not all exclusionary, just the board owner. Take your gripes to her.

On and on ad nauseum for 20+ pages. Then, the lame attempts at humor make up the last 10 pages or so.

Same as the LLPs and all other pea-offshoot groups. SSDD.

Anonymous said...

she's lost her nut a couple of times and the nasty face matched the flying foam.
July 24, 2011 4:09 PM

Sounds like Mrs. Typhus

Anonymous said...

I could never figure out why PDR cared so much about being part of those stupid private pea groups. Sad.

Anonymous said...

Reading the Grump thread, and seeing the "Un" name mentioned, makes me miss the old UnScrappable board.

Anonymous said...

stephi montana is just another ugly avatar with a big dollop of hostile on the side. same as banana face and miss jen.

Anonymous said...

~~ = motherofjackals

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107489

Wow. Just Wow. May be BF's douchiest yet presence.

What a pathetic, miserable twat.

Anonymous said...

Missjen needed to be a part of the Grumps b/c thats the only group that will accept her.

Anonymous said...

"Wow. I didn't have a lot of respect for Russell Brand before, as he seemed rather crass and goofy. Obviously there is a lot of depth to him.

Notice to Grammar Nazis -- there are a lot of technical errors in his writing. Does it matter? NO. Does it take away from his message, and his pain, and his truth? NO. I understand him just fine even if he is missing some commas or whatnot. His pain is real."

What a dumb bitch. Yet here she is inappropriately posting about grammar in an otherwise respectful thread.

Who might Meridion be? Just signed up last mo

Anonymous said...

Catching up on the Grumps thread.

Bigfoot Jen sure loves herself, doesn't she?

Anonymous said...

Country ham=Noah's arc is another dumb country bumpkin.

Meridion reminds me of Treelover

Anonymous said...

The pod now is less cliquesh than it use to be. Today MissJen would be called out on her bullshit behaviour. The old cliquesh bitches can't get away with their bullying anymore. They stay on their own board now and gossip doing the same exact shit as here.

Anonymous said...

"The pod now is less cliquesh than it use to be. Today MissJen would be called out on her bullshit behaviour."

That is a good thing. All the bitches should be shot down as soon as they even think about getting a bug up their asses. I like it much better when people act normal and not like starved for attention little Jr High nerds

Anonymous said...

So the Grump thing was a bunch of Tier One peas being bitchy to lesser peas? And they had their own board for it, but got pissy when someone called them about being exclusionary?

Sounds just like the bucket.

Anonymous said...

SNOWFUCKINGFLAKES!!!!

Anonymous said...

Grumps are a bunch of bitches that *need* each other so they can feel good about living.

Anonymous said...

Grumps is a private board that was started, so that the queen bees aka queen peas could control who got to participate in the discussions.

You could/can only be a grump if you were invited.

Someone(can't recall who) who was a grump, got disgruntled about something at grump, and they spill the beans over at two peas....about the secret private grump board, where only favorite popular peas are allowed to play.

Some grumps, like MissJen totally got off on the fact that she was chosen to be in the special grump clique.
MissJen then tried to control anything and everything that was said about grumps on the two peas board. Any mention of grumps on any given two peas, resulting in MissJen jumping on the thread saying no talking about grumps allowed.

Bottom line is, grumps are a bunch of peas who think they are better than all the other peas.

Anonymous said...

what/who is bep?

Anonymous said...

OMG, why can we not get over the secret board bullshit already? It's been years, bitches...let it go! I'm so tired of the whining and rehashing of the secret club drama and I wasn't even a Pea when it all went down.

Anonymous said...

Is BEP "Blue Eyed Pea?"

She was such a prize.

Anonymous said...

OMG, why can we not get over the secret board bullshit already? It's been years, bitches...let it go! I'm so tired of the whining and rehashing of the secret club drama and I wasn't even a Pea when it all went down.
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I think people would let it go if it was over and if it didn't currently have impact on the board. I for one like to know who the backstabbing Peas are when I can. Not that I deal with them much IRL but I have joined a few crops in my local area that included them.

Anonymous said...

BEP = Brown-Eyed Pea

Anonymous said...

Who are the backstabbing Peas? I think that would be most of 'em. Especially the hordes of regulars:

MissJen
Lauren
Mrs.Tyler
ScrapWench
BurningFeather
Peabay
etc.

Anonymous said...

I think I am going to vomit- why the hell do these people continue to agrue their beliefs on god/no god? it is not like Mrs.Tyler is just gonna say, "You know what? I think I changed my mind and just don't believe in god anymore. thanks for setting me straight". Why bother arguing with her at all. http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3107185&pg=4

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Tyler makes me want to slam a brick upside her head. She is a religeous nut job that needs to just shut the hell up already.

Anonymous said...

What's scarier is, Mrs. T is an educator. I find it very hard to believe that she manages to keep her viewpoints out of the classroom. And she's teaching history this year?!

Anonymous said...

The whole snowflake process really disgusts me. Could you imagine if you went through fertility treatments and then years later found out someone adopted your fertilized egg and gave birth to a kid that looked just like you and your DH? It would totally freak me out. I just can't wrap my head around that concept.

Granted, I know nothing about fertility treatments, but was wondering about the ownership of the eggs not used. Is it generally the case that you have to give them over to facility you went to? Not that I believe they're living things like some do. However, they do make it possible for a kid to made like in the instance above.

Anonymous said...

women get paid big bucks to donate eggs. i don't think they do it to be nice, i think they do it for the $$$

google "human egg donation compensation" there are tons of sites.

Anonymous said...

Could you imagine if you went through fertility treatments and then years later found out someone adopted your fertilized egg and gave birth to a kid that looked just like you and your DH?
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It's not a secret, the donors knew full well, what was happening. I think I remember MissJen posting that she met the donors, or at least had been in contact with them & may be in the future.
I don't have a problem with egg or sperm donations, or adoptions. If the donors have fertilized eggs left but their family is 'done' I then don't see why you can't donate/sell them to someone else.
A lady at work is doing IVF and she & her DH have like 40 fertilized eggs. So far they have 1 baby. If they decide after 2 or 3 not to have more and they want to donate the eggs to someone else, then they should be able to do that if they want.
I don't like MissJen on the board, but how she got the baby is not something I think is a big deal...and I've never needed infertility of any sort so I'm not coming from that aspect.
Technology has changed and people get babies in a number of ways, as long as all the donors are OK with it, then why not?

Anonymous said...

OK, I must be missing something. So MissJenn had a fertile egg implanted in her instead of adopting a baby? So she brought a child into this world even though there are babies that need adoption? Isn't that like, I dunno, adopting a puppy from a breeder versus the shelter?
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I don't care for her but this is wrong. Adopting a child is not in any way like going to a shelter to get a dog.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107587

Pookie the bear sounds like she would be a joy to have in your life. Glad she isn't in mine.

Anonymous said...

I don't care for her but this is wrong. Adopting a child is not in any way like going to a shelter to get a dog.

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She may have meant that some people wait for the dog to breed so they can adopt the puppies when they are born, unlike going to the shelter to adopt an existing dog without a home that could face death.

Anonymous said...

This bitch is SO DUMB. Instead of googling this questions, which takes two seconds, she has to post on the bukkit.

These women seriously can't do anything.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107623

Anonymous said...

I know, I'm probably late with this, but what the hell did Annabella do to her hair??

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107640

Why would you ask a bunch of uptight middle aged women this question? Think any of them are kicking back with a hookah? Google is your friend.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107463

I get that she lives in NY, but NYC pea doesn't have kids. WHY would she butt in here??

Anonymous said...

Because 79, just b/c you don't have kids doesn't mean you don't know where the family friendly areas of Brooklyn are.

I know where the family friendly areas of my city are and I don't have kids. SHOCKER.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 79 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107463

I get that she lives in NY, but NYC pea doesn't have kids. WHY would she butt in here??

July 25, 2011 10:01 AM

she doesn't have kids?

Anonymous said...

she doesn't have kids?
July 25, 2011 10:19 AM

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I don't think so, but that doesn't stop her from being nice enough to answer some of the neighborhood questions. A little harsh, 79.

Anonymous said...

Please. Go back to the pod, this is the smack blog, dumbass. NYC pea has always seemed a little snobbish to me. Very *I* live in NYC and *you* don't.

Anonymous said...

OH. I just saw Annabellas new avatar. OH MY.

Anonymous said...

You sound bitter 83

Sorry you live in BFE :(

Anonymous said...

I don't think black people should dye their hair blonde. Neither should asian or latina ladies. I don't know why, it just looks so unnatural and gaudy. I have a rule where your hair should NEVER be lighter than your skin tone.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 83 Please. Go back to the pod, this is the smack blog, dumbass. NYC pea has always seemed a little snobbish to me. Very *I* live in NYC and *you* don't.

July 25, 2011 10:40 AM

LOL You seem a little snobbish to me! Get over yourself.
[mumbles] fucking idiot bucket influx sucks!

Anonymous said...

will you all PLEASE stop whining about bucket influx? It's becoming the new hostile.

Ooooh, someone said something I don't like, must be idiot bukkit influx!

Guess what? We're all bucket influx. We were there before we were here. Shut up.

Anonymous said...

I think Annabella's new hair looks beautiful. And, NO, I am not Annabella.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 88 will you all PLEASE stop whining about bucket influx? It's becoming the new hostile.

Ooooh, someone said something I don't like, must be idiot bukkit influx!

Guess what? We're all bucket influx. We were there before we were here. Shut up.

July 25, 2011 10:56 AM

Please stop whining period. Sure bitch all you want about peas but stop with the bitching out people who post here, it's old and fucking lame.

Anonymous said...

You realize you are ALSO whining and bitching out somebody who post here? LOL idiot.

Anonymous said...

The Grumps is a prime example of why the pod is perceived as cliqueish and full of mean girls. It's like junior high all over again with the secret little clubs and shit.

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Life is like that. Every job I have had has it's own little groups within groups. School prepares you for real life. I hate how peas say that they aren't full of secret clubs. I've been to pea get togethers and have met several of them - including Miss Jen. Even the sweet ones can talk a lot of shit about each other.

Anonymous said...

Where the heck does Jodster live? She wants to take her kid to a creationism museum. LOL She is so lame that sometimes I feel so sorry for her.

Anonymous said...

So the Grump thing was a bunch of Tier One peas being bitchy to lesser peas? And they had their own board for it, but got pissy when someone called them about being exclusionary?

Sounds just like the bucket.

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Sounds like here too meaning that they can be hypocrites all the want. I love how they say they think this blog is so bad, but they hate it even more because it is anon. Let's just say if you aren't being a dumbass or putting too much of your life out there, you won't end up being a topic on this blog.

This blog and ones like it would have been awesome back in the earlier days at the pod.

Anonymous said...

What's funny is most of those, oh! my moral code! peas on that Grump thread are in a private small group right now where they're constantly talking shit about who's talking shit about them here on the blog and the pod. lol

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Tyler makes me want to slam a brick upside her head. She is a religeous nut job that needs to just shut the hell up already.
July 24, 2011 11:03 PM
Anonymous said... 69

What's scarier is, Mrs. T is an educator. I find it very hard to believe that she manages to keep her viewpoints out of the classroom. And she's teaching history this year?!
July 24, 2011 11:30 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WORD to both!!

Anonymous said...

I met miss jen at a crop and that girl is a bitch. I loved reading that old thread and seeing how she talked about people getting hurt. She talked about people all night long!

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Typhus is the poster child for everything that it wrong with Christianity.

She is excellent testimony for why people leave the faith or stay far, far away.

Anonymous said...

Miss Jen is a cunt. She was also a huge player in the fibis scam.

Anonymous said...

holy motherfucker. Annabella looks like shit.

Anonymous said...

when I first saw the new Annabella Avatar I thought....Skipper tanning barbie??? I don't like it.

Anonymous said...

Miss Jen said that fibis was the real deal then she disappeared! If anyone is nice to her she wants to be their bff. She used to start lame threads sometimes by the dozen with her pea friends name on it. When you opened it there was a lame image of a bouquet of flowers in it. She used to stalk Fern like this. It was so creepy.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone ever talked smack about a person and then accidentally texted it to the person you were smacking? I haven't, but Happeagirl did! I still crack up when I think about my calling back the number and her realizing what she had done.

Anonymous said...

Grumps is a private board that was started, so that the queen bees aka queen peas could control who got to participate in the discussions.

You could/can only be a grump if you were invited.


Not entirely true. Grumpeas was a board set up by BEP when 2peas was constantly going down. Those addicted to peaing couldn't cope with the fact that 2peas would go offline with out any warning.

BEP starts the Grumpeas board and invites everyone to join. It had a chat room and at night the "tier one" grumps would get drunk and chat. Some of the stuff that was revealed was quite shocking. As the grumps became better friends they decided they didn't want to include EVERYONE. They made private message boards and only invited certain people to join in.

I participated in some of the late night chats (this is where we learned Miss Jen caught her husband viewing gay porn) but left the board when the girls would purposely go stir up shit at the bucket and then return to the grump board patting themselves on the back.

The whole board blew up when the group met for a retreat in Arizona. It's been so long I can't remember exactly what happened, but it involved Miss Jen, Libis, and some others driving by the house of one of the former grumps and poking fun at her. Real mature.

Anonymous said...

I agree re:NYC pea, but I wouldn't say she is SNOBBY, but she tries to be punk and it's getting lame.

Anonymous said...

OMG! Happeagirl! Is she still a fat, fucked-up, co-dependent, bitch?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3103665

5 pages of clear bull and janedoescrapper points out it's made up drama? Yes, honey, it is and the joke's on YOU!

Anonymous said...

So not surprised that MissJen and libis did something psycho like that. Two total twats.

Anonymous said...

can't believe that fat twat typhus spelled tenets as tenants. Twice. LOFL

Anonymous said...

Wasn't NYCpea the founder of the LLP's? She personally invited everyone to her group.

Anonymous said...

can't believe that fat twat typhus spelled tenets as tenants. Twice. LOFL
July 25, 2011 12:50 PM

Oh, I can. Despite her very high opinion of herself, she really is a complete dumbass.

Anonymous said...

This is rich coming from Mrs. T.

"Arguing with the Atheist peas.

I can't bite my tongue. I'm always sucked in and then am repeatedly frustrated by the closed mindedness and hypocrisy."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107565

Take a look in the mirror lady. Oh wait, you might not fit.

Anonymous said...

"Christians" like Mrs. Tyler are a huge part of why I am no longer part of that whole farce.

Anonymous said...

Yep, I grew up Christian but wouldn't touch that religion with a 10 foot pole now. SO much hypocrisy and hatred.

Anonymous said...

Yep, I grew up Christian but wouldn't touch that religion with a 10 foot pole now. SO much hypocrisy and hatred
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dittto

Anonymous said...

she will never stfu on one of those religion threads. Like a dog with a bone. her posts get longer and longer and longer, and she doesn't know how to use paragraphs. What a great big self righteous PIA she is.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how her kids are going to turn out?

Anonymous said...

She is a walking, talking proof positive that there is no god.

Anonymous said...

If my child has Mrs. T as a teacher, I would throw a bitch fit to get them transferred out.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what happens when Skybar and Mrs. T die and they realize there is no heaven.

Anonymous said...

Oh noes, Typhus is doing a hairflip exit.

Anonymous said...

lmao! Typhus is getting pwned on the FOF thread, so she's going to slink away. Such a predictable twat.

Anonymous said...

"Oh noes, Typhus is doing a hairflip exit."

Where? Let me see, let me see!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3107185&pg=6

typhus wrote:


Apparently there's a quota for the number of times one specific pea can post on any one thread so I'll do my best to leave this discussion for others to carry on. I don't want to break any unwritten pea rules.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what Mrs. T's district would think if someone sent them a detailed list of all the crazy she spouts. Especially when discussing what goes on in her classroom.

And this little bit:

"I do approve of everything FOTF has done regarding its involvement in politics. I don't see them as any more evil than any other lobbyist group in DC though."

Anonymous said...

FFS - a fucking MINISTER posts that it's OK to doubt and she gets all sanctimonious about the fact she has NEVER had her faith tested - not much of a fucking Christian then, more a numb-skulled vacuous piece of shit just allowing itself to be brainwashed. I bet she lives for ever - can you imagine Jesus holding his breath up there, just waiting for the amazing conversations they'll have when she forces her way through those gates?

P.S. I Can't stand the frothing bitch, just in case any of you missed that.

Kind Regards,

Mr Tyler

Anonymous said...

"Apparently there's a quota for the number of times one specific pea can post on any one thread so I'll do my best to leave this discussion for others to carry on. I don't want to break any unwritten pea rules."

LOL - that's like Miss Jen bowing out of that Grump thread every few posts

Anonymous said...

It's a given that Typhus won't come back to that thread. Once she's even a little bit bested, she makes some lame remark about bullying, pea rules, whatevs, and then she slithers back under her rock.

She does much better on the crazy wingnut threads. The crazy teabagger fundies totally get her, and give her the props she so desperately needs ;)

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 91 You realize you are ALSO whining and bitching out somebody who post here? LOL idiot.

July 25, 2011 11:05 AM

Just catching up here.

You missed some context there a few posts before that apparently.

.just.sayin'.

Anonymous said...

somebody needs to teabag Mrs. Typhus, oh wait, her husband does every chance he gets.

Anonymous said...

Wonder what Mrs. T and Skybar will say about this?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107752

Anonymous said...

^^^
They'll spew the same hateful shit that SabrinaM does. The Beck drones are nothing if not predictable.

Anonymous said...

Such a shit stirrer

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107764

Anonymous said...

L'Urine is sure trying to stir the pot with her obama photos. I seriously hope that no one is stupid enough to take the bait.

Anonymous said...

Great minds, 133!! ;)

Anonymous said...

Lauren's obviously not getting enough attention from her weight loss journey (aka surgery) so she had to stir the pot.

Why doesn't she take up crochet? She could make herself a nice bikini or something for that hot new body.

Anonymous said...

136--a cow in crochet!! bahahahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

oh god, 136. i can totally see her rockin a crotcheted bikini. barf.

Anonymous said...

No, no, no . . . L'Urine will soon take up KNITTING. It's what her hero BF does. Maybe she could knit herself some new seat covers for the Buick.

Anonymous said...

"I for one like to know who the backstabbing Peas are when I can. "

This is rich coming from an anonymous poster on a Smack board.

Anonymous said...

But not as rich as a hypocritical, anonymous poster like 140 ;)

Anonymous said...

I can't believe how uptight women get over God/religion. I could care less what others believe in, no one will change my beliefs.

Anonymous said...

Well, now we know that Peanut Pattie reads the blog. Not too long after the smacks at Annabella's hair color change, she posts a love-in thread on her behalf!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107742

And FWIW - I used to think Annabella looks like a $50 whore. With the new do, I may have overstated myself. She now looks like at $15 whore.

Anonymous said...

that is one piss poor attempt at a troll L'Urine.

1/10. May FSM have mercy on your soul, for I will show you none.

Anon

/to the LeSabre!

Anonymous said...

Is it too soon to go back to hating Leftturnonly?

Anonymous said...

I like Annabella's hair. I expected it was going to look like a orange squash colored mushroom the way people were talking about it. It goes perfectly with her dumb blond persona.

Anonymous said...

I think the FOtF thread got yanked. Wonder who complained? Or why Jamie pulled it?

I have it bookmarked if anyone wants a link.

Anonymous said...

I spoke too soon. It just dropped all the way to the third page.

Anonymous said...

peanutpattie not only reads the blog, she posts her ( a lot) too!

Anonymous said...

*here

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107726

Didn't she have trouble at her last place? A DSS visit? The 'neglectful neighbor' calling DSS on HER? I don't know if I'm thinking of the right pea, though.

Anonymous said...

hey peanutpattie.

you're a cunt.

love, god.

Anonymous said...

Yes, 151. I thought of that when I read today's post, too.

Something's not right with her.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107800

Why does this matter?

Anonymous said...

Olan Olan Olan.

Why in the FUCK would you post this on twopeas.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107798

Anonymous said...

I was just getting ready to ask the same thing, 155.

What the fuck is she thinking?

CaptainK is a douche.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 125

I wonder what Mrs. T's district would think if someone sent them a detailed list of all the crazy she spouts. Especially when discussing what goes on in her classroom.

And this little bit:

"I do approve of everything FOTF has done regarding its involvement in politics. I don't see them as any more evil than any other lobbyist group in DC though."
July 25, 2011 2:14 PM

STFU 125. Way to get the blog shut down again. And there's no need to try to embarrass anyone at work or home, anyway. Keep it on the blog like the grown-up girl we know you are.

Anonymous said...

Why wouldn't she? The peas can turn anything into a scandal.

Anonymous said...

I think Captain K is bipolar. Although she sure isn't alone in that among the peas. @@@@@

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107704

Another case that I Pea Glitter will obsess over. Look at all the details in her post! Freak.

Anonymous said...

Captain K is a straight up bitch. But she posts innocent questions to get more dirt from people directly.

Anonymous said...

Annabella's hair looks fucking ridiculous. Black people look like clowns with blonde hair. Does she not own a mirror?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107607

Thread title says "s/o". What's it a spin off of?

Anonymous said...

What a sad group of "posters". I hope you enjoy your bitching, it is all you have in life.

Anonymous said...

Someone already posted Tyler's workplace website on the blog around six months ago. It's not hard to find.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 164 What a sad group of "posters". I hope you enjoy your bitching, it is all you have in life.

July 25, 2011 8:29 PM

Hello! Welcome to the bitch blog, Bitch!

Anonymous said...

Fuck you.

Anonymous said...

Yeah why would you brag about 50,000 posts in 9 yrs.

Hell, I've been there 8 and only have 1,000. I'm much more proud of having a life than having a million posts on the buket.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 167 Fuck you.

July 25, 2011 8:55 PM

Bless your heart!

Anonymous said...

Merlots man (LOL) reminds me of this Red Hot Chili Pepper video LOL

Go to 1:57

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFNzgg23bvk

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107830
*************************************************

Yeah Cara, saying you aren't a cook is a fucking understatement if you that what you posted was an actual "recipe". King Ranch Chicken my ass.

Crap on a cracker, go to All Recipes and you will get a better recipe than the crap she wrote down.

Quick and easy is one thing if it tastes good, but quick and crappy is just gross.

Anonymous said...

Sounds disgusting! A chicken died for that shit?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107623


Who is that fucking retard emilydionne? Totally incoherant answer to the question that was asked.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107756

What the what? That seriously illiterate twit DarkAngel posted this? No way.

She couldn't possibly have written it. And if she cut-and-pasted, she would never have been able to "fix" the punctuation through two peas stupid backspace-retype-backspace-retype craziness.

Plus she added 2 links.

So I ask - what? Is this proof she's been a troll all along?

Anonymous said...

Is her daughter knocked up?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107843

Anonymous said...

174 there is a typo in the 1st link. If it even matters LOL

Anonymous said...

174 it's a direct copy and paste, that exact same wording is all over the net.

Anonymous said...

177 i think she realized that. dangel would have had to fix all of the punctuation so the funky marks don't show up.

Anonymous said...

174 here.
Even the title is coherent.
Just saying it does not seem at all consistent with her usual M.O.

Anonymous said...

lol even the title was a copy and paste from the stories I've seen online about it.

is she kimberlydobbs?

AnnaFarfana said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3107565

After Typhus shows her ass and takes a swipe, she gets called out by several posters. Asshole.

Anonymous said...

Oh Mrs. T.

The way she foams at the mouth over her christianity leads me to believe that she, herself, doesn't believe the crap she spews.

the way it is in her core and blah blah blah. bullshit.

it's like gay people trying to pretend their not gay. just admit it.

Anonymous said...

Typhus is totally a closet carpet muncher.

Anonymous said...

The best Typhus could get as a lesbian, would be Miss BigfootJen.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone ever wonder why her pea name is her title and her husband's last name? I can't think of anyone else whose pea name is like that.

It's like she achieved her utmost goal by getting some guy to marry her, and now she wants to be Mrs. Cleaver while the world changes around her. And she just can't handle it!

Anonymous said...

Typhus is getting her big ol' ass handed to her in that FocusontheFamily thread, ROFL!

Suck it, Typhus!!!!!!!1!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Christian Fundies are the only creatures who will put up with the likes of Typhus. She has to espouse their drivel because it's the only acceptance she'll ever get.

She's so obnoxious about it because she's desperately trying to convince herself it's true. Even though there's a part of her that knows full well it's complete bullshit.

^^^^
Totally explains her shrill shrieks, mad barking, and foaming.

She's in a hell of her own making.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3107929

Maybe if your brother stopped shooting hot loads into his wife they wouldn't have this problem

Anonymous said...

What is Mrs T's first name? I'm thinking Karla?

Anonymous said...

Nevermind...I found the answer...Karalynn

Jane Doe said...

New space is up.

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