Monday, May 21, 2012

New space

198 comments:

Anonymous said...

1st!!!!

Anonymous said...

I agree wih the PP on the last post, Pennyring is ridiculous. She has a deluded sense of self-worth. After being around for a few years at the pod, I think I know what her issue is. She was an ugly duckling (not that she's some swan now) and she (according to her) dropped 20lbs a year ago and now thinks she's Heidi Klum. Except she's still got around 70lbs to go, and she looks like the chick from the Milo's Kitchen Dog Treats commercial. Plus she's probably one of the stupidest people I've ever come across, so there's that. Remember her comment about guys running into Wal-Mart end caps when they see her in her "fuck-me" boots? Yeah. Okay.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169975

I open these threads for the entertainment value. They list what they eat...and don't understand why they don't lose more weight...um, look at what you are eating! A few off the wall 'nutrition' guru's write a few books, and they take it as gospel and eat unlimited amounts of fat and calories...shouldn't be too hard to figure out why you can't lose weight...

Anonymous said...

no way any of the peas would ADMIT to trying it!
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Looks like you're wrong.

Anonymous said...

**GASP** but but but it's not organic...no way any of the peas would ADMIT to trying it!
May 21, 2012 11:15 AM

Eh, the only food snobs that have annoyed me are TreeLover (the achingly sharp cheddar--although that one was so stupid it was actually funny) and squealsthepig. In squeals' case her pretended food snobbery is annoying because she acts like she's some gourmet, when reality is that she's stuffing her huge pie-hole with shit like the giant Whitman's sampler. And teaching her kids to do the exact same thing. TreeLover was just an asshat and a wannabe about everything.

Anonymous said...

don't forget the squared-off turd truffles! lol, good times :)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171305

Stupid people. "I heard this on the radio, so rather than google it myself I'll ask a message board and then sit around and wait for an answer." OMG.

Anonymous said...

Pennyring is an ugly person inside and out. She rambles about being a Christian but acts anything but.

Anonymous said...

2Anonymous said... 2 199Anonymous said... 199 I think *IT* was claiming to be a man anyway.

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May 21, 2012 11:07 AM

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Awww, you got butt hurt didn't you, again? It must really hurt to be as dumb as you. I almost feel sorry for you LOL

Since you got confused with all that talking to yourself yesterday. The post was referencing this:

154Anonymous said... 154 Does yours even talk to you? LOL

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May 20, 2012 3:21 PM

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So, keep up twat LMAO

Anonymous said...

3Anonymous said... 3 I agree wih the PP on the last post, Pennyring is ridiculous. She has a deluded sense of self-worth. After being around for a few years at the pod, I think I know what her issue is. She was an ugly duckling (not that she's some swan now) and she (according to her) dropped 20lbs a year ago and now thinks she's Heidi Klum. Except she's still got around 70lbs to go, and she looks like the chick from the Milo's Kitchen Dog Treats commercial. Plus she's probably one of the stupidest people I've ever come across, so there's that. Remember her comment about guys running into Wal-Mart end caps when they see her in her "fuck-me" boots? Yeah. Okay.

May 21, 2012 11:23 AM

I think you're giving her too much credit when it comes to the commercial LOL (She'd use that to her advantage too "oh look at me, someone said I looked like an actress" [barf]).

Also, the guys in walmart were probably thinking damn, I gotta get my phone out and submit this to POW! lmao

Anonymous said...

7Anonymous said... 7 don't forget the squared-off turd truffles! lol, good times :)

May 21, 2012 12:45 PM

Those ice cube truffles? lmao!

Anonymous said...

"So, keep up twat LMAO "


You are the one that drives the Land Rover, right?

Anonymous said...

Those ice cube truffles? lmao!
May 21, 2012 2:34 PM

yep, those! :)

Anonymous said...

13Anonymous said... 13 "So, keep up twat LMAO "


You are the one that drives the Land Rover, right?

May 21, 2012 2:44 PM

You are the one who was dropped on the head at birth, right?

Anonymous said...

It's useless and stupid to argue with our Angry Retard Troll. If you scroll on by and ignore it, it's kinda amusing to watch it rant and rave at itself.

(It can occasionally be fun to play with - throw in a typo every now and then, just to see ART go ballistic! Good times! ;)

Anonymous said...

Winner - Bizarre Post of the Day - KittenonTheKeys
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171264

It will be deleted I'm sure. Someone with some pea credibility, please go ask her WTF she is talking about.

KittenOnTheKeys
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Posted: 5/21/2012 8:53:12 AM

History: Our child has someone we call "perp". He has threatened to "get us back" for making the issue public. We have seen his people around our house videoing and even in our yard with a wig. We now have heavier police activity in our area because of the known issues and children living in the house. Some neighbors (law enforcement, military) are aware. Perps people have even been spotted at our kids outside activities (one was within grabbing distance of the victim kid) and security is greater at outside activities now too.

What is happening: Our house alarm goes off. It is ALWAYS when we are gone. NEVER when we are at home. It is my guess that if there is a faulty alarm it would go off while we are home too (we keep it armed). One time that the police missed, a window had been slightly moved which set off the alarm (this room was an add on that was armed after the child issue). There were also items obviously visible to me that were dumped over/moved/out of place as if one tripped over them.

My gut tells me these are not false alarms. I think the alarm company needs to come and verify that the alarm is in proper working condition (It's fairly new, I have no doubts it is working properly). My husband cannot justify the expense of surveillance etc. He thinks they have forgotten us. I don't. He threatened me and the kids. We are the ones who "catch" people in the yard/videoing. DH is never at home during this.

Am I off for thinking they could be trying to get in?

Why does the alarm only go off when we are gone? The house has the same or stronger weather conditions where we are here? Temp is constant in the house. How could you explain it??

What would be at the house that would "help" them? (case not finalized - we are in a holding pattern right now).

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KittenOnTheKeys
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Posted: 5/21/2012 12:51:21 PM
How strange. The alarm company called me and asked how our system was working. They do that occasionally but today's timing is awesome. I had a nice little talk with the guy on the phone and let him know that I wanted to make sure we are not getting false alarms and told him the story. The system will be checked before bed time so we know how to proceed.

It is not always the same zone. It is always the downstairs and usually the addition which is on 3 zones (we knew if anyone was going to try to break in, it would probably be that room - the outside door is on one zone, the windows on another, the indoor door on another - plus, glassbreak). Batteries are fresh and recently checked for the couple not hardwired.

Hubby is not convinced we are at risk. He is a little clueless and naive about people -even perps. So, right now there will be no cams set up outside. Something will have to happen before he gets we are at risk. He thinks he has forgotten about us by now. I don't think perps forget like hubby does.

Anonymous said...

16Anonymous said... 16 It's useless and stupid to argue with our Angry Retard Troll. If you scroll on by and ignore it, it's kinda amusing to watch it rant and rave at itself.

(It can occasionally be fun to play with - throw in a typo every now and then, just to see ART go ballistic! Good times! ;)

May 21, 2012 3:39 PM

You're still dumb. Deflect, deflect!

Anonymous said...

16Anonymous said... 16 It's useless and stupid to argue with our Angry Retard Troll. If you scroll on by and ignore it, it's kinda amusing to watch it rant and rave at itself.

(It can occasionally be fun to play with - throw in a typo every now and then, just to see ART go ballistic! Good times! ;)

May 21, 2012 3:39 PM

Go take your meds and settle down there toots.

Anonymous said...

I think someone should ask KittenOnTheKeys if it's possible her mil is still trying to poison her.

And really shouldn't the term be suspect instead of perp, wtf does she think she is Sgt. Joe Friday.

Anonymous said...

KotK sounds nutty as a damn fruitcake. What is her child's "perp"? Was the child molested or something?

My initial reaction: she's lying to get attention from the peas. Or, something legit happened in the past and she's overexaggerating and/or lying to get attention from neighbors, her husband and the police. Really, "We have seen his people around our house videoing and even in our yard with a wig"? @@ She needs to start wearing her tin foil hat again.

Anonymous said...

16Anonymous said... 16 It's useless and stupid to argue with our Angry Retard Troll. If you scroll on by and ignore it, it's kinda amusing to watch it rant and rave at itself.

(It can occasionally be fun to play with - throw in a typo every now and then, just to see ART go ballistic! Good times! ;)

May 21, 2012 3:39 PM

She's definitely off her meds.

Anonymous said...

kitten on the keys is a FREAK.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap - her MIL is poisoning her? Link?

"He threatened me and the kids. We are the ones who 'catch' people in the yard/videoing. DH is never at home during this."

If someone was in my yard - someone I refer to as 'Perp' or 'Perps People' - videotaping me and my kids I'm pretty sure I'd call 911. The rolling eye smiley is a good add - she seems really concerned. Silly husband. Won't give in to my paranoia.

WTF.

Anonymous said...

I don't know if I saved the link to her 'my MIL tried to kill me and my child' crazy BS. Lemme go see.

Anonymous said...

It was an old allergy thread maybe 24 she claims her mil put something in her sandwich and she over heard mil in the hallway telling the grandkids they could come live with her after mommy was dead or something stupid like that.

Anonymous said...

@13 you must be the biggest fucking retard in all of pealand. ffs, get over the Land Rover already, it's not that big of a deal really. if you only knew what my other car is your chicken little brain will implode.

Anonymous said...

# 26 LOL LOL LOL !!!! That is hilarious. I remember that thread. I guess MIL Knows Best!

Anonymous said...

STFU @27. No. one. cares.

Anonymous said...

@29- projecting much? @@

Anonymous said...

@13 you must be the biggest fucking retard in all of pealand. ffs, get over the Land Rover already, it's not that big of a deal really. if you only knew what my other car is your chicken little brain will implode.

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No one cares that you drive a Kia.

Anonymous said...

KittenOnTheKeys - my guess is her kid is a bully and someone is getting retaliation.

Anonymous said...

I couldn't find the KotK murderous MIL thread in my bookmarks. Boo.

26 summed it pretty well, though. MURDER BY DELIBERATELY INDUCED anaphylactic SHOCK!!!111

She's crazy, paranoid, and has some major attention-seeking problems. So many pea-freaks!

Anonymous said...

Also, the guys in walmart were probably thinking damn, I gotta get my phone out and submit this to POW! lmao

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exactly! lmao too

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.net/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3120318&pg=3

Found it:

kittenonthekeys"Fast forward to when he was walking...I hear MIL with him in the hall and she tells him "when Mommy is gone and you are living with me, I will give you all the good foods Mommy won't let you have -- cheese enchiladas, ice cream, milk shakes..." That was funny how that coincided with her putting something I am anaphylactic to in a dish that should have never of had that ingredient.'

Anonymous said...

Where's CaptainKunty when you need her? She should be bumping that Kitten grandparent/allergy thread.

Anonymous said...

Typus sure did get her ass handed to her (yet again) in that Kenyan thread. LMAO

Anonymous said...

Mrs. t: Edgy, your posts are as crazy sounding and unreadable as skybar's can be.

Skybar: thx mrs T!


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Classic.

Anonymous said...

29Anonymous said... 29 STFU @27. No. one. cares.

May 21, 2012 4:21 PM

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Amen! Sistah misstah meds!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171365

Tishy no one cares, complain to your dh.

Anonymous said...

Tyhus has no pearls so she's clutching at straws.

Anonymous said...

It never ceases to amaze me how all-knowing and yet sheltered Peas can be. No one thread just an observation.

Anonymous said...

35- I remember that thread. No way I would stay in a marriage if I really thought my in-laws were trying to kill me. What sane person would?

Anonymous said...

I have major wood for Maureen right now....lol.

Anonymous said...

I love Maureen. I wish all the repubs/conservatives were more like her: intelligent, literate, reasonable, human. But then I wish some of the libs/progs were too. there I go channeling my inner skybar.

Anonymous said...

I have major wood for Maureen right now....lol.



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LMAO. Me too!

But seriously, I have a ton of respect for her.

Anonymous said...

On the left, I wish PP would tone it down. She often has decent/informative points, but her delivery just plain sucks.

Anonymous said...

Add me to the Maureen fan girl club. We'd be in much better shape in this country if people in both parties thought as critically and reasonably as Maureen.

Anonymous said...

I pay pretty close attention to politics and the POTUS, but I just don't understand where the whole 'Obama is an arrogant narcissist, with a condescending, mocking, pushy, divisive tone, etc.' stuff Mrs T and Athena are always bitching about.

Politics aside, BO always comes across to me like a likeable, intelligent, funny, well-spoken, even-keel guy.

It baffles me.

Anonymous said...

"This year we have an amazing new head principal"


Hmmm, that explains Typhus being MIA at the bucket during school hours. He expects his teachers to teach when on the clock.

Anonymous said...

Typus can't even quote correctly, and she immediately defects by accusing others of not quoting her? Rove 101.

And Pineapple, that's some weak, weak sauce.

Anonymous said...

Scrapulous is a real piece of work. She thinks she's a Doctor, sees nothing wrong with sending a contagious to school.
How about take your kid to a licensed Doctor and keep them out of school so they don't infect others.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171181

At least it's not her "new" mountain home still.

Anonymous said...

It never ceases to amaze me how all-knowing and yet sheltered Peas can be. No one thread just an observation.

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yup!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171437

Ellapea screaming for attention again.
If this is real, it sounds serious AND this is your mom's life. Quit trolling a message board for advice/attention and call her doctor, dingbat!

Anonymous said...

Is it me or does Mrs Tyler always have to have the last word?

Anonymous said...

Pennyring Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/pennyring

Anonymous said...

Yes Typhus is a right-fighter and must always get the last word in, so you aren't the only one who thinks so 56. I am trying to remember who actually called her out for that before, was it Kiki or Lucy? I don't remember what that thread was even about, but Typhus found out that some people do see right through her. I admit it, I laughed. Just like I am laughing because Maureen and Rebel have gotten her number and clearly called her out. She talks in circles about absolutely nothing, and if you pay attention, contradicts herself along the way. Definitely full of fear and stupidity, Typhus is. The pod would be a better place without her.

Anonymous said...

And the birthers are at it again.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171466

Anonymous said...

Maureen and Rebel have gotten her number and clearly called her out. She talks in circles about absolutely nothing, and if you pay attention, contradicts herself along the way

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I particularly LOL'd at her lame 'I didn't ask "why should they" work with Obama.' vs 'I asked "why would they want to work with "

Um yeah, ok, totally different. Thanks Teach. @@

Anonymous said...

"I'm not a birther, but..."

is the new

"I'm not a racist, but...."

Anonymous said...

It must suck to be the kid whose helicopter mom won't let you have a cell phone.

So many of the pea moms, my special snowflake doesn't need a phone because they can't go anywhere or do anything, without mommy hovering about.

It's the current form of communication, land the helicopter...and get your kid a phone.

Anonymous said...

maureen wasn't even on my radar then she made 2-3 bitchy comments and now I think she is an asshole.

Anonymous said...

maureen wasn't even on my radar then she made 2-3 bitchy comments and now I think she is an asshole.
May 22, 2012 9:55 AM

hi typhus! *smooches*

Anonymous said...

Is this possible?: "He's compassionate, even while he lacks empathy." basket1lady

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170776

Anonymous said...

Easy 62. My tween doesn't have, and won't have, a cell phone because he's irresponsible and would lose his left butt cheek if it weren't attached. My helicopter hovering has nothing to do with it. He's the perfect example of book smart, no common sense.

Anonymous said...

Kiki was the pea who called out Typhus. Then about 30 other peas chimed in agreement, which really pissed off Typhus. What a lovely thread that was:)

Anonymous said...

Okay, which of you bitches is beautifulmorning? LOL I loved the Typhus can't pea during school comment!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171264

I'm sorry but her further updates aren't making her sound anymore rational then the op did. I find it hard to believe that laws would protect a dog more then a kid. Unless it's something like a stranger in the park told her snow flake to behave and she's pressing charges for abuse.

Anonymous said...

'Obama is an arrogant narcissist, with a condescending, mocking, pushy, divisive tone,


code for: there's an uppity negro in our white house

Anonymous said...

Speaking of uppity negroes, is anyone else getting the idea that there wouldn't be so many calls for forced sterilization for the 30 kid/11 mom dude if he were white?

I hate to be one who sees racism where it may not exist, but really, forced sterilization smacks of eugenics to me. And if that guy were a white Christian with the can't-keep-it-in-his-pants personality flaw, I doubt some peas would be calling for his sterilization.

Sorry for the heartcat-like post.

Anonymous said...

No one called for JimBob Duggar's snipping, except maybe for me.....

Anonymous said...

Kiki was the pea who called out Typhus. Then about 30 other peas chimed in agreement, which really pissed off Typhus. What a lovely thread that was:)

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Does anyone remember what the thread was about??? I would love to read it! Anything to go on to try and google it???

Anonymous said...

Kiki was the pea who called out Typhus. Then about 30 other peas chimed in agreement, which really pissed off Typhus. What a lovely thread that was:)
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What was this thread about? When was this?

Anonymous said...

No one called for JimBob Duggar's snipping, except maybe for me.....


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One mom, no debt, no welfare. Not seeing the comparison.

Anonymous said...

too many kids, that's the comparison...

Anonymous said...

30 kid/11 mom dude needs to meet up w/octomom.

she is being foreclosed on this week and filed bankruptcy.

Anonymous said...

Who are we to say how many kids are too many? We live in a democracy - this isn't China, and do we really want it to be?

Anonymous said...

78 - I think the issue is not the total number of kids, but the total number of kids ON WELFARE. If a guy had 30 kids, and was actually supporting all of them, there wouldn't be the issue.

Anonymous said...

Hey whiny liberal it's not the number of kids it if you can support them or not. FWIW I think the Duggar's suck as parents and push to many of their responsibilities on to their younger kids, especially the girls.

Anonymous said...

Kiki was the pea who called out Typhus. Then about 30 other peas chimed in agreement, which really pissed off Typhus. What a lovely thread that was:)

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Does anyone remember what the thread was about??? I would love to read it! Anything to go on to try and google it???

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Someone needs to remember what this thread was about!!!!

Anonymous said...

80, why do you think only liberals would complain about racism, perceived or otherwise? That's the kind of shit Lowrent or Skybarf would say.

Not going to point out the Duggar-class spelling and grammar errors in your post.

Anonymous said...

One mom, no debt, no welfare. Not seeing the comparison.


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Except for the matter of baby 20 (or whatev) that was in the NICU for six months.

Anonymous said...

30 kid/11 mom dude

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I hate how peas take an outlier, pretend it's commonplace and then use that as an excuse to get all handwring-y and judgemental. They do it all the fucking time.

Anonymous said...

78, this is not a democratic country, it is a REPUBLIC. There is a very important distinction between to.

Secondly, there is a difference between "freedom from" and "freedom to". Our Constitution (technically) entitles us to freedom from tyranny, oppression, etc. That does not give us the right to whatever we damn well please.

It's disheartening to see how many people in this country cannot think critically. So many of us are either rabidly liberal or rabidly conservative; we choose polarized viewpoints because they allow us to have an opinion that we have not actually considered. We think emotionally, rather than critically.

If you can't see something wrong with one human being having upward of 20 children, you are blind. Who says the Duggar children are so happy and well-adjusted? I'll believe it in 20 years, when they're all grown up and healthy adults.

There's no way you can tell me it's right to expect your older children to raise the younger children. Or does Michelle Duggar's "right" to have umpteen children supersede her other children's right to their own lives?

Do the parent's rights supersede the children's right to be born into a situation where they will be well cared for and loved?

Anonymous said...

tl;dr 85, if I want a lecture I'll read a nightowl post.

Anonymous said...

Oh, sorry. I guess this is what will feed your Two Peas sized brain:

Obama bad!

Anonymous said...

No dumbass Obama isn't bad, but lecturing to people on the internet is about as intelligent as trying to herd cats.

And guess what? Yes Michelle's right to have 20 kids does supersede her existing kids rights.

Kid's don't have rights. They are basically property of their parents who tell them what they will do, when they will do it and how they will do it.

That's how it works, most people raised Mormon stay Mormon and raise their kids that way too. Some times one kid will think for themselves but the majority just go along with whatever they've learned.

The Duggar's kids for the most part will wind up just like their parents. One maybe two will get out since there are so many of them but I doubt it will be more then that.

Kids live what they learn, that's why you have generations of Mormon's, Amish, Catholic and Welfare families.

Anonymous said...

OK dammit I just did two things I hate, 1 tl;dr post and 2 I lectured. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Hey Heartcat!

Anonymous said...

Funny how close smalltowngirlies thread is to PEAce signs, only with no responses.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171568

Anonymous said...

lol it can't be heartcat 90, they said sorry for writing such a long piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

85, go take some history lessons please. Not a democracy? Really? O M G H E L L O N E A R T H

Anonymous said...

Rainbow made herself look even more stupid than usual on the Birther thread. Didn't think that was possible.

Anonymous said...

93, how about YOU take some history lessons or read a fucking book or two before you go spouting off some shit that you are completely wrong on?

America is a Constitutional Republic, not a democracy. Dumb frothing cunt. That's why we pledge allegiance to the United States of America and TO THE REPUBLIC for which it stands.

And you call yourself a history teacher, Mrs. Tyler. Fucking pathetic.

Anonymous said...

85, go take some history lessons please. Not a democracy? Really? O M G H E L L O N E A R T H
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Maybe you should take a history lesson 93, our form of Government is Representative Republic. We vote for legislators and they pass laws, that's the definition of Representative Republic.

Anonymous said...

95Anonymous said... 95 93, how about YOU take some history lessons or read a fucking book or two before you go spouting off some shit that you are completely wrong on?

America is a Constitutional Republic, not a democracy. Dumb frothing cunt. That's why we pledge allegiance to the United States of America and TO THE REPUBLIC for which it stands.

And you call yourself a history teacher, Mrs. Tyler. Fucking pathetic.

May 22, 2012 5:17 PM

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Hostile Much?

Thanks for playing!

Anonymous said...

Why do the peas look for any opportunity to give a gift or a party? Do they think it makes them look important? Seriously, only at 2P have I ever heard of giving a teacher an end-of-year gift.
Just a random observation.

Anonymous said...

98 I actually think the Peas are the opposite! They are always complaining about having to give a gift or accusing people of having gift grabs. They are constantly refusing to acknowledge this or that with a gift.

People have been giving teachers end-of-the-year gifts since...well, for at least 40 years in my experience. It's nothing rare at all.

Not trying to be snarky, I don't know where you live, but I taught for over 40 years and in 6 different states. Different socio-economic areas. In 4 public schools and in 2 private schools. I got many end-of-the-year gifts every year of teaching. Usually all but 2 or 3 families would give me a gift. So no, it's not at all unusual.

Anonymous said...

Except for the matter of baby 20 (or whatev) that was in the NICU for six months.

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This is the single most dumbass comment I've ever read on here. Seriously, STFU. Besides, the Duggars have insurance so it didn't cost you a penny, relax psycho.

Anonymous said...

someone has a hard-on for the Duuuu-ggars.....

Anonymous said...

Why do the schools teach kids we are a Democracy if we are not? You may not FEEL that we are, but if that's how we're defined, technically we are, and you shouldn't go around confusing people by laughing hysterically when they say we are. It is what they are taught, why would you laugh at them?

Anonymous said...

Has nothing to do with the Duggars. I just can't stand dumbasses.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, only at 2P have I ever heard of giving a teacher an end-of-year gift.
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Seriously?

Anonymous said...

So what is the difference in a Republic and a Democracy? I'm 20+ years out of HS, and I haven't had to distinguish the two recently. Is this just a semantics spat??

Anonymous said...

http://www.lexrex.com/enlightened/AmericanIdeal/aspects/demrep.html

Here you go 105 knock yourself out.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, 104. I went to school in five different states, my niece goes to school in one of those, and I've never heard of end-of-year gifts. Christmas, yes.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171612

Glad I won't be an exchange student in katiepotatie's house anytime soon:



Also...how to add items to the grocery list...and what foods are OK to eat(and when).

Anonymous said...

When my kids were in elementary school, we always gave their teachers a small end of the year gift or contributed to a group gift from the class. Most other parents gave something, too.

The kids are in their 20's now, so our gift-giving had nothing to do with the influence of 2peas.

Anonymous said...

This is the single most dumbass comment I've ever read on here. Seriously, STFU. Besides, the Duggars have insurance so it didn't cost you a penny, relax psycho.


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So what's the annual payout cap on the Duggars alleged insurance plan?

Anonymous said...

My kids did gifts in elementary school, but not all families did nor was it expected.

I volunteered every year, so I got to know the teachers on a personal level and when we had a good one (which was most of 'em) we'd do a Starbucks card or a pedicure gc or the like.

I had the distinct impression that most of them had their fill of apple/teacher trinkets.

Anonymous said...

Somewhere someones premiums were very much effected by the Duggar's premature baby(and other premature babies). Insurance companies are not altruistic, they are in it to make money and when they are paying out upwards of a million dollars for one baby's care you can believe that cost is getting passed down to their customers one way or another. So no, the Duggars are not using welfare but to say they are not costing society anything by having their 20 kids is pretty ignorant of how things really work.

Anonymous said...

awwww give the duggars your 2 cents.

Anonymous said...

So 112, under your theory, no one should have any babies at all, because a lot of them end up in the NICU and end up costing insurance companies' customers money.

If the customers don't like how much insurance costs, they shouldn't buy it. So sorry there are families with babies struggling to live in the NICU. I'm sure they're sitting in there cackling with glee that they're getting all that expensive care and passing the costs down to other customers.

Not that that's the way it works, but since you seem to be convinced of that, I'm going with it.

Why don't you use your energy to talk about the kids who have 3 kids before they're 20 and actively abuse the system getting every benefit under the sun, all while having iphones, laptops, hair/nails done weekly, etc.?

Instead you decide to complain about parents in their 20s or 30s who are financially stable, carry insurance, and very unfortunately have a baby that needs the NICU.

Because..........oh right, because every baby in the NICU might cost you an extra 1/1000th of a penny. You're so smart! And compassionate! I bet you have a ton of friends. And I bet you've done so much for your friends who have had babies born with disabilities or were premature, needing intensive care....they're so lucky to have you. Make sure you tell them they're being a drain on society though, right now they might want to have another sick baby on purpose, and you will be so helpful in stopping that nonsense.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171612

What if she gets a lesbian exchange student?

Anonymous said...

113 don't get all butthurt just because someone can form a coherent sentence, and frame a basic argument. A skill you clearly lack.

Anonymous said...

114 I'm sorry but what I said is not a theory but how life works. I made no judgements about whether or not that situation was fair or right, I simply stated that welfare is not the only way people with children cost us as a society money.
I don't envy anyone with a sick child be it cancer or premature or what have you but to say that the Duggars do not cost anyone in society anything and that they are fully self sustaining is simply not true.

Anonymous said...

No one in life is truly self sustaining by that theory 117. Including yourself.

Anonymous said...

118 that is very true...and when you choose to have 20 or more children and you are at an advanced maternal age you risk being more of a burden than others.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171612

What if she gets a lesbian exchange student?
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I think I saw a movie like that once..brown chicken..brown cow..

Anonymous said...

116Anonymous said... 116 113 don't get all butthurt just because someone can form a coherent sentence, and frame a basic argument. A skill you clearly lack.

May 23, 2012 6:16 AM

You get dumber every day!

Anonymous said...

Nice handslap 117

Anonymous said...

112- from what I understood the Duggars are self-employed and as a result don't have health insurance which was why Michelle chose to use a birthing center for several of her births. I use to read a blog of one of her friends and I remember a post about affording health care expenses and tips for the uninsured that did not involve government assistance. It talked about finding private practices, pre-paying in cash for certain procedures and even bartering with private physicians and dentists.

Anonymous said...

The Duggars should have been spayed and neutered long ago.

Anonymous said...

People who deliberately have high-risk pregnancies, like so many of the infertiles, should have to pay every penny of their and their spawn's medical costs.

Anonymous said...

Infertility does not automatically equal a high risk pregnancy.

Anonymous said...

Infertility treatments should definitely NOT be covered by insurance.

Anonymous said...

#127, why not?

Anonymous said...

People who deliberately have high-risk pregnancies, like so many of the infertiles, should have to pay every penny of their and their spawn's medical costs.
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By that logic anyone who engages in any high-risk behavior should pay for all of their health care.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171710

Since I can't say it on the thread I'm saying it here. Boo fucking hoo. I don't know why but all the whiny poor me I can't have a biological baby just piss me off. I know it's horrible of me to feel that way, especially since I'm lucky and can get pregnant easily.

Maybe it's natures way of trying to stop you from passing on your fucked dna.

Anonymous said...

Would high risk behavior include teen pregnancy?

Another thing that irks me is that young couples in the state where I live are better off being unwed. They receive the state health insurance which is a lot cheaper than private insurance, WIC, food stamps, welfare,etc.
While those who marry don't qualify for assistance because both incomes are considered.

Anonymous said...

. I know it's horrible of me to feel that way, especially since I'm lucky and can get pregnant easily.
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Right, and since you ARE that lucky, you DO NOT understand what it's like to yearn for a baby and be unable to conceive. Until you've lived it, you don't GET it, so STFU BITCH!

Anonymous said...

No I don't get it and I admit that. That's why I posted here. I just don't think having the ability to procreate is such a big deal.

Being pregnant doesn't make a woman a better mother, just like going through infertility and IVF won't make you a better mother or mean you love your kids more because it was harder for you to create them. Listening to women whine like it's the end of the world if they can't get pregnant is annoying.

Of all the physical things to have go wrong with you that doesn't seem so bad. You won't die from it, it won't shorten your life, you aren't confined to a wheel chair or deformed, you can hear and see, and you have all your mental faculties.

Anonymous said...

Hey I didn't know DIY was short for cheap and tacky.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3171709

Sorry no sign like that is "cute". So glad *I* won't be attending this crapfest with the "one piece of meat per guest" police.

Anonymous said...

Hope you never go looking for some compassion for your non-life threatening problem, 130/133.

Because karma truly is a bitch.

Anonymous said...

I do have non life threatening shit in my life and guess what I don't whine about it IRL or all over the internet. That's the problem with life it's never easy, there are no simple answers and no really cares other then your spouse.

Anonymous said...

Right, and since you ARE that lucky, you DO NOT understand what it's like to yearn for a baby and be unable to conceive. Until you've lived it, you don't GET it, so STFU BITCH!
May 23, 2012 9:40 AM

Having the ability to have a child is not a right, and it's damn sure not something I'm going to feel sorry for all the whiny navel gazers about.

Sure, I can understand some hurt and disappointment, but past that, YOU whiny-ass, "poor, poor me" infertiles are the ones who need to STFU. If you're truly interested in being a parent, and not just a biological plaything, there are plenty of children out there to adopt.

Anonymous said...

not just *having* a biological plaything.

Anonymous said...

no you just whine about other people whining.

Anonymous said...

130 - you're right, it does make you a horrible person. It's really sad that you don't even care that you are. To the point where you're admitting it. Your mother's the one with the fucked up DNA if she produced someone that thinks that way. Seriously, how can you even have those thoughts? That is so mean.

What did those Peas ever do to you? If infertile people annoy you, don't read about them. Go do something with your life besides reading posts by women on a scrapbooking website and then complaining about their complaints.

If there's anything worthy of self-pity or complaining about, it's being infertile. The fact that you don't have any sympathy for them makes me wonder what on earth you would have sympathy for? Nothing, I suppose. Maybe you are a sociopath? Scary thought.

And before you accuse me of being one of those Peas, no, I am lucky enough to be able to get pregnant within the first couple months of trying. Infertile people can complain to me all they want. It's completely justified to be upset about it.

Anonymous said...

Sure, I can understand some hurt and disappointment, but past that, YOU whiny-ass, "poor, poor me" infertiles are the ones who need to STFU. If you're truly interested in being a parent, and not just a biological plaything, there are plenty of children out there to adopt

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This has to be someone just trying to rile people up, because I can't imagine any real person feeling like this. Seriously, if you really do feel this way, you need some major help.

Yeah, there are plenty of children out there to adopt - why don't you hand over about $30,000 to the infertile blogger that is annoying you. Then she can adopt a child and you can calm the fuck down.

Anonymous said...

While I agree that adoption is a perfectly good alternative, most who want to adopt want infants so that they get the chance to experience all parts of a child's life. I don't mean to be cruel, but "all those kids" you talk about that need adopted aren't babies, and more often than not, someone has fucked them up royally, and I don't want to clean up or have to live with the ramifications of that for the rest of my life. Call me selfish, but I want to fuck up my kid in my own way, not deal with the aftermath of what someone else did..or didn't do.

Anonymous said...

I do have non life threatening shit in my life and guess what I don't whine about it IRL or all over the internet. That's the problem with life it's never easy, there are no simple answers and no really cares other then your spouse.

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1. YOu do whine about stuff IRL. You keep doing it right here in your posts, dumbass. Do you think people want to listen to you whining about infertile people? If you want them to stop whining about their problem of infertility, maybe you should stop whining about your problem of people who complain online.

2. Yes, people other than their spouses do care. I care about my friends, cousins, sister, and even acquaintances I have that can't have a baby. Your view is probably skewed because you don't actually have anyone that cares about you. I wonder why.

Anonymous said...

Oh good God so now there's a limit on what can annoy and and where I can voice it?

I know it's not nice to find it annoying and that's why I said it here anonymously. It's not like I'm going to start a facebook page called "Shut up you whiny infertile bitches".

Everyone has something that bugs them but others wonder why it bugs them, this is mine.

I just don't see infertility as some huge obstacle to over come.

Anonymous said...

YOu do whine about stuff IRL. You keep doing it right here in your posts, dumbass. Do you think people want to listen to you whining about infertile people?

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This isn't real life, this is a smack blog.

Anonymous said...

Um, this infertile woman finds this statement demeaning and outright stupid:

"If there's anything worthy of self-pity or complaining about, it's being infertile. "

I've posted here about my battle with infertility and how I came to terms with it. In fact, my post is the one that janedoescrapper claimed someone pm'd her. (That was not me and I kinda don't thInk anyone pm'd her, but whatever.)

I believe that nature is smarter than I am, and I don't want to put myself, my husband and especially our unborn children through the physical suffering a lot of these babies endure.

I have had way worse things happen to me than not being able to have a baby. It is something I will always mourn, but I don't think I have more of a right to be a whiny beeyotch than anyone else on earth.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171728

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omg at georgiapea's post on this thread. can't you just picture her shrieking at her cat? her profile picture combined with that comment was too much...literally was taking a drink of soda and almost choked on it. too funny - just the sight I had in my mind

Anonymous said...

Um, this infertile woman finds this statement demeaning and outright stupid:

"If there's anything worthy of self-pity or complaining about, it's being infertile. "

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Jeez, well I certainly didn't mean it to be demeaning, I thought it was nice. Just meaning that if you hope to have a family and you and your husband are excited and happy to start having babies, and then you find out you can't, I would assume you'd be sad, upset, disappointed, something. How can you say my statement was stupid if you yourself are saying yes, you mourn it?? I think you are being unfair to pick apart my statement. It was a nice thing to say. I think it's fair and true to say that most couples who hoped to have a family and then can't, would complain about it and feel bad for themselves that they couldn't have a family if they wanted one.

Cripes. Forget it, next time I won't bother defending you.

Anonymous said...

include cupcake tickets in the wedding invitations. Hire the popo to po the table.

Anonymous said...

That cat thread is fucking nasty. Just reading it makes me feel like I have cat hair in my throat

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171713


old pea new name, sounds like a busy body wanting to be all up on everyone's business, damn woman can't take no for an answer.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171722

EllaPea is finally going to get help, about time. Her posts were getting increasingly weird.

Anonymous said...

151, old pea new name is sammel aka Melissa. YES, she is the ultimate busy body. She is also famous for searching out things to worry about or be offended about. Or to be mad or upset about.

Anonymous said...

include cupcake tickets in the wedding invitations. Hire the popo to po the table.

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*snort*

Anonymous said...

pregnant
not pregnant
infertile
adoption
[scroll]

Anonymous said...

152Anonymous said... 152 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171722

EllaPea is finally going to get help, about time. Her posts were getting increasingly weird.

May 23, 2012 12:42 PM

That's good. One good tip (and maybe some of you need this advice too): do not read *Everything* over there, it's depressing and most of it is not normal behavior.

Anonymous said...

If there's anything worthy of self-pity or complaining about, it's being infertile.
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You have to be the biggest fucktard on earth if you think infertility is the biggest "tragedy" that can happen to a person.

GAWD and/or nature are smart enough to know when someone shouldn't be breeding.

Anonymous said...

FFS just because someone is dealing with infertity does not mean they shouldn't "breed". Some are simple hormonal imabalances, etc. bunch of idiots on this blog.

Anonymous said...

FFS, take the whining infertility bullshit over to the pod. You'll find plenty of sympathy and commiseration over there. They'll even give props to someone like janedoe2.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, there are plenty of children out there to adopt - why don't you hand over about $30,000 to the infertile blogger that is annoying you. Then she can adopt a child and you can calm the fuck down.
May 23, 2012 10:36 AM

I'm not handing any more money to a bunch of whiny ifertiles than I already do through my outrageous insurance premiums and deductibles. Bullshit like this is EXACTLY why infertiles should have to pay for their own fucking infertility treatments 100% out of their own pockets. WANTING to have a child and being too cheap to pay for it yourself is NOT a medical problem. It's an I'M A SELFISH ASSHOLE problem.

Anonymous said...

I don't mean to be cruel, but "all those kids" you talk about that need adopted aren't babies, and more often than not, someone has fucked them up royally, and I don't want to clean up or have to live with the ramifications of that for the rest of my life. Call me selfish, but I want to fuck up my kid in my own way, not deal with the aftermath of what someone else did..or didn't do.
May 23, 2012 10:37 AM

Yep, another selfish asshole who wants a biological plaything and who has no fucking concept of what being a parent entails beyond that cute little baby year.

It doesn't look like being a parent is really such a priority for you after all.

Anonymous said...

Most states don't have mandatory infertity coverage and most people do pay completlely out of pocket for treatments. Adoption is usually more expensive actually and isnt just as easy as "getting a kid". Some of you assholes have no idea what you are taking about.

Anonymous said...

Infertility is a medical condition by law.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171722

EllaPea is finally going to get help, about time. Her posts were getting increasingly weird.
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I think she's full of shit. She's really just overcompensating for her cuntiness towards the NC peas on that gay marriage thread. Now she's a prayerful Christian with sick and dying family members. Well played, Ellanah.

Anonymous said...

I think she's full of shit. She's really just overcompensating for her cuntiness towards the NC peas on that gay marriage thread. Now she's a prayerful Christian with sick and dying family members. Well played, Ellanah.
May 23, 2012 1:56 PM

Pretty much this. Isn't she bi-polar? They are very manipulative-especially when they're all manic and acting like assholes.

Anonymous said...

Well played, Ellanah.
May 23, 2012 1:56 PM

yep. L'Urine taught you well, grasshopper.

Anonymous said...

Some of you assholes have no idea what you are taking about.
May 23, 2012 1:31 PM

And some of you infertiles need to STFU and get over yourselves.

Anonymous said...

haha. I saw lefty's tl thread "Dear Obama supporters" and she hasn't gotten one reply. I hope the fucking peatards will keep up the good work and not respond to her.

Anonymous said...

The state of Arizona is just one giant litterbox.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171773

My lady-in-waiting does it with her toothbrush and special cleaner that can only be bought by nobility.

Child of grace and her I Need Attention/I Have Money So Look At Me posts are getting really annoying.

Anonymous said...

@168, lol I was just reading that thread.. sitting on my hands not to reply.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171704

Super yay! Scrappower is back. Blah.

Why are all the crazies obsessed with coming back year after year?

Anonymous said...

Now all we need is the Dobbs to come back.

Anonymous said...

Yep, another selfish asshole who wants a biological plaything and who has no fucking concept of what being a parent entails beyond that cute little baby year.

It doesn't look like being a parent is really such a priority for you after all.

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You are a fucking moron and you shouldn't have been allowed to breed.

Anonymous said...

Who was the crazy home schooler who talked about kids in public school needing Kevlar backpacks? I haven't seen her around in a few years. I think she also took her kids to Target and used plastic flowers there as props and took pictures of her kids in the store.

Anonymous said...

scrapperjes?

Anonymous said...

Aprilfay is getting a nanny:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171727

Wonder if her BF needs a new full time runner?

Anonymous said...

175 - yes, I think it was ScrapperJess. What a fucking whacko she was.

Anonymous said...

Yes thank you 176 I was thinking of crazy peas and she was always one of my top 5.

Anonymous said...

CrapperJess's website: http://scrapsathome.blogspot.com/

She's adopted another gaggle of kids. Kerrrriiiisssst!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171716

Yep. Sure. We all believe you.

Anonymous said...

Oh come on 181 you know there are no pea kids who read at grade level. They are all soooo far ahead of their peers.

And all of the aspie kids are just like Sheldon Cooper. I'm sure they will all grow up to be award winning physicists some day.

Anonymous said...

She's adopted another gaggle of kids.
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Well good for her! She adopted ones who were obviously hard to place!

Anonymous said...

True 183 at least she wasn't hung up on only having a newborn.

Anonymous said...

Super yay! Scrappower is back. Blah.
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Why are they welcolming back a crazie?

Anonymous said...

Crapperjess adopts more kids to add to her cult.

Anonymous said...

There are a lot worse crazies at the pod than scrappower, that is for sure.

Anonymous said...

"Jeez, well I certainly didn't mean it to be demeaning, I thought it was nice. Just meaning that if you hope to have a family and you and your husband are excited and happy to start having babies, and then you find out you can't, I would assume you'd be sad, upset, disappointed, something. How can you say my statement was stupid if you yourself are saying yes, you mourn it?? I think you are being unfair to pick apart my statement. It was a nice thing to say. I think it's fair and true to say that most couples who hoped to have a family and then can't, would complain about it and feel bad for themselves that they couldn't have a family if they wanted one.

Cripes. Forget it, next time I won't bother defending you."

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The very fact that you think I need you to defend me is demeaning.

I haven't been able to get pregnant yet. I may never be able to get pregnant. I don't need or want your pity.

You're probably the same kind of person who comes up to handicapped people and congratulates them for being just like everyone else.

You're so busy "defending" people you think are defenseless that you don't realize how fucking condescending you come off.

Maybe it comes from a good place, but I think it comes more from your need to show everyone how awesomely "compassionate" you are.

There are far worse things in the world than being unable to have a child with your husband. Maybe the fact that I have lived through some of them is what gives me perspective.

I'd rather be infertile than have a terminal disease. I'm blessed to have a body that works well otherwise, a brain that functions quite well, 2 arms & legs, 10 fingers and toes, etc. etc. etc.

My life is full and my husband and I love each other very much. A child would maybe add to our happiness, but our family is complete as-is. We want for nothing. We are content.

So, yeah. Please spare your pity for someone who wants and truly needs it.

Anonymous said...

crapperjess is maybe a really nice reasonable person but I still worry she's punishing those kids like Carrie's Jesus freak mother.

Anonymous said...

188 looks like she's pissed...

Anonymous said...

190Anonymous said... 190 188 looks like she's pissed...

May 23, 2012 4:29 PM

I didn't read either of those LOL

As for Jes' blog, I noticed Stina's face in her friends list.

Jane Doe said...

New Space is up!

Anonymous said...

All you "tldr" idiots crack me up. You're actually proud of being lazy and stupid?

Now, THAT'S something to LOL at!

Anonymous said...

188 looks like she's pissed...
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no shit. holy butthurt.

Anonymous said...

It's okay, ladies. I don't expect tiny brains like yours to comprehend what I was saying.

You think the only worthwhile thing a woman can do is reproduce, so you use your vaginas more than your brains. There, there, silly mamas. There, there.

Anonymous said...

I don't think 188 is pissed, she's psycho!!!! calm down killer.

Anonymous said...

what is tldr

Anonymous said...

196, what are you talking about? Reading 188 and not seeing the crazy.

Or do you just think it's crazy that someone doesn't think their ultimate achievement is squirting a bunch of kids out of their vaginas?

Anonymous said...

Um, I'm going to have to agree with 198.

196: WTF are you talking about? 188 seems like one of the more sane and normal people here.

188: I agree with you.

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