Sunday, May 13, 2012

Say Hello To Your Motha For Me.

Happy Mother's Day Bitches!

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Anonymous said...

Hi, I'm PumpkinPea and I only post at TwoPeas when I need sympathy and support. I could give a shit whether anyone else needs support, I was once a top tier pea, I'm better than you.
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WTF in the past SIX months she has posted 3 times, each time to tell us one of her dogs has died.

Anonymous said...

we can't let the talk of anal sex die on the old space. Remember ladies, lots of lube and tell him to go sllooowwwllyy.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169669

She buys a 4 year old AND a 7 year old a kindle but thinks its a waste when they spend $200 on her?

Anonymous said...

3, I just assume that is a "oh, look at me -- my family gives me a pricey gift, and I am too martyrish/frugally virtuous to keep it just for little old me" thread.

Anonymous said...

My guess is Pumpkin is a regular troll but logs in as herself when she needs support that she's not getting from home. Why would you want strangers to care about a dog they have never met?

Anonymous said...

That's what I thought, 4. We've seen that so many times from peas.

Anonymous said...

5-I agree that she is probably a regular troll these days. I totally eyerolled when I saw her "give me sympathy" post about another dead damn dog.

Bitch, stop buying dogs!!

Anonymous said...

Sister BDSQ-is that you posting all these damn anal threads??

Anal is gross. A dick coming in your ass makes you feel like you have to take a shit. A dick coming out of your ass smells like shit. Who wants to smell shit during sex? I don't care how much fucking lube you put on, anal sex is nasty and gross.

If my man kept begging for anal sex, I would tell him to go hump a gay fudge packer and leave me the hell alone.

LYNLOON said...

OMG GAS PRICES ARE DROPPING IT'S ALL OBAMA'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

8, you goddamn prude. Take a shit before bed and you won't smell shit when he removes the stick and inserts dick. Love the gay slurs too, you fucking bigot. Go pound a fucking bible and turn off the lights before sex. Remember that if you aren't doing it for the purpose of having a kid, it's a sin!

Anonymous said...

8- hmmmm I beg to differ. You don't know what you are missing, don't knock it until you try it, billions of gay men can't be wrong about this. trust me, anal sex is fucking awesome. take a shit and wash your ass before you get laid that's all. nothing to turn your nose at, you prude.

Anonymous said...

lol @ 10. I agree 100% with your post!

Anonymous said...

any of you experienced rear admirals get anal orgasms, I do and they are freaking awesome. Just wondering if anyone else gets them?

Anonymous said...

Just because someone doesn't like packing the Hershey Highway doesn't mean they are a prude about sex.

I also have a feeling that posters 10 thru 13 are the same person that has a butthole fetish. You freaks crack my shit up.

Now, turn the tables on the your butthole dick lover and tell him you want to insert a well lubed dildo up his asshole and see if he gets all excited like you butthole broads do. Hahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

14 not the same poster at all, but whatever I don't need to convince you, lol. I truly don't give a shit what you think, I guess you've never fingered your partners arse? lmao. idiot.

Anonymous said...

Different poster here and I can tell you that it can be verrrry nice if done correctly. Personally, I need to be highly aroused and it has to be well lubed and primed. Like other said, start slow and end fast. It's crazy, once its in I get insane and want him to just jam until I explode. Totally awesome. That's how I know homosexuality isn't wrong. Why would God put a G-spot in your ass if he didn't want you to find it??

Anonymous said...

Enough with the butt fucking posts.

Christ on a Cracker, I would rather read shit about Lauren than you bitches talking about your anal fucking.

Shut.up!

Anonymous said...

Exit only! blech. There so many other things you can do besides buttfucking, at least for heteros (lol).

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169879

Crafterbeth's thread is really unique and...

oh, wait.

Marathon. Hysterectomy. Doh!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169933

Kelpea never misses a chance to tell everyone how hard it is to deal with her ds.

Anonymous said...

And now Kelpea wondering why she doesn't have more replies. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

Anonymous said...

kelpea needs to tell her dh tl;dr

Anonymous said...

Maybe kelpea dropped a tier and no one told her.

Anonymous said...

I see L'Urine bring her normal cunty self.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169607

Anonymous said...

Lowrent can no more stop being cunty than Crafterbeth can stop talking about her hysterectomy and marathons.

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ Jodster and Nightowl on the gay thread: "Stop calling us bigots bigots! It's only hurting your caaauuuuuuse!"

They probably thought those uppity negroes should have been more polite during the civil rights era. Bow and scrape, and pretty pretty please may I have my rights?

Anonymous said...

Enough with the butt fucking posts.

Christ on a Cracker, I would rather read shit about Lauren than you bitches talking about your anal fucking.

Shut.up!
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Yes please! SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE ANAL FUCKING!!

Tried it, didn't like it. It hurt like hell and I DID everything you ass fuckers suggested with the lube and being REALLY aroused. I can't take a shit on command sorry but it doesn't work that way, at least *I* don't work that way!

Now proceed with the L'Urine bashing!

Anonymous said...

oy, its only noon and there are already two Fiestaware threads....can't the stupid bitches just ask these questions on the original threads?????

Anonymous said...

28-i would rather read fiestaware threads than this disgusting butt fucking shit they post on here.

Anonymous said...

28-i would rather read fiestaware threads than this disgusting butt fucking shit they post on here.
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DITTO!!!

Anonymous said...

Of course Bostonfart's husband has never disappointed her, he's a figment of her imagination.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170010

Anonymous said...

Here's a "Too Hot to Touch" topic for 2Peas:

I recently read an article that states that 1 in 3 young adults with autism have no paid job experience or college or technical education nearly seven years after high school graduation.

I think this is something that really needs to be discussed since there seems to be such a large number of "on the spectrum" children on the Pod.

Sadly, I seriously doubt the Peas want to admit this may be their reality - 7 years after they fought so hard to get their kids thru school, they may still be uneducated and unemployed and living at home.

Will the Peas be prepared for this?

Anonymous said...

I like what WannaPea said to BH....people with 'perfect marriages' are seldom perfect...things aren't always what they seem.

I just wish BH would STFU!! Go take care of dem babies! For someone who has toddler twins, she sure does spend a LOT of time at the bukkit!

Anonymous said...

Will the Peas be prepared for this?
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I don't think America is prepared for this. The generation coming up has a huge percentage of kids who because of disability real or imagined and helicopter parenting will simply be unemployable. I think we will see at least 25% living at home into their 30s and beyond never really becoming truly self sufficient at any point.

Anonymous said...

I don't think America is prepared for this. The generation coming up has a huge percentage of kids who because of disability real or imagined and helicopter parenting will simply be unemployable. I think we will see at least 25% living at home into their 30s and beyond never really becoming truly self sufficient at any point.
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And how many of them will try to collect SSI Disability payments for these 'special snowflakes'?

Meanwhile, I've paid into Social Security since I was 16 and there won't be ANYTHING left for me when I am finally able to retire. If the Govt has their way we will all work till we die! I cannot fathom doing my current job in another 25-30 yrs. I PHYSICALLY will not be able to do so.

Good thing I've got a nice 401K built up ;)

Anonymous said...

The more I read from BH, she is either a troll, or a trophy wife that her DH gives money to to keep her quiet, while he is out banging his secretary and anyone else that will lift her skirt for him.

Anonymous said...

SSI/SSD

SSDD

Anonymous said...

I have to say it was refreshing to read that thread. I hate my husband and I feel like all I ever read from the peas is that their husbands are fabulous, so wonderful, they're so in love, can't live without them, have sex every day, blah blah blah. We haven't had sex in years and I don't miss it because it was terrible. I can't stand to be in the same room as him.

Anonymous said...

Did Gia LuPeaa out herself as a blog bitch on the BH thread?? I know the age discrepancy was talked about here, but did anyone actually bring it up at the bukkit?????

Anonymous said...

38...are you BH? Is that how things really are?

Anonymous said...

I bet Jane's laughing her ass off about all the secret freaks from the bucket posting her.

Cause you know she knows who you are right.

Anonymous said...

Did Gia LuPeaa out herself as a blog bitch on the BH thread??

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Honey, everyone reads here now since the site was posted on the "bukkit".

Anonymous said...

Yeah ok....sure she does 41..I believe she's said before that she has NO CLUE who anyone is that posts here.

Anonymous said...

My favorite BH thread was way back when she decided to adopt and she got all butt-hurt that her friends didn't want to attend a shower for her potential baby. That's when I first noticed she was a nut.

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3023072

Anonymous said...

I've thought BH was a nutter ALL along!! I found it hard to believe that she so quickly adopted a set of twins and that the adoption was so quickly finalized. The whole story just sounds very fishy!

How in the hell does she have time to Pea when she's got toddler twins to take care of! I believe they're a yr old by now. I didn't have time to pea while caring for ONE newborn, let alone two! Who is cleaning her house, cooking? Doing the laundry? Cripes she has SO much disposable income she has hired hands to do it all for her??

I still say she's fabricated this whole thing and those kids in her avatar photo are from her previous employer who she's said had twins that she nannied!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170034

Proof that any dummy can home school.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, I've paid into Social Security since I was 16 and there won't be ANYTHING left for me when I am finally able to retire.

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Oh honey. I'm an old and people have been freaking saying this ^^ exact thing since the mid-1970's, at least. Calm down, it will be there for you.

Anonymous said...

ITA with everything #45 posted.

Remember BriannaJill (or whatever) the fugly young wannabe librarian/writer that posted weird shit? Whatever happened to her?

She was a bit of a misfit/nutter and I sometimes if she's made up BH as a writing excerise and/or an imaginary faux perfect life?

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Bh say on that old thread that she is "young"? Isn't she claiming to be 36? 36 is not outrageously old to have a baby by any means, but a 36-year-old wouldn't refer to herself as "young" in the parenting game.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, I've paid into Social Security since I was 16 and there won't be ANYTHING left for me when I am finally able to retire. If the Govt has their way we will all work till we die! I cannot fathom doing my current job in another 25-30 yrs. I PHYSICALLY will not be able to do so.

Good thing I've got a nice 401K built up ;)
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If you have a nice 401K built up why do you care about social security being there or not?

Anonymous said...

holy fuck #46...I'm scared for the education her children are getting. Um, have consequences for kids that do dumb things, don't allow food or drink (maybe water only), and pick up each time you leave the vehicle. I'm not sure what is so complicated about that. We have 3 kids and all our vehicles are clean and well maintained. It's just laziness to allow your children (or the children you transport) to ruin your vehicle.

Anonymous said...

In 2005, BH claimed she was 36..she STILL says she's 36! WTF

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169725

REALLY?!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169607

Someone needs to ask Lauren what her son and daughter did for her yesterday for mothers day...and ask how much time she spent with her mother that she LOVES SO MUCH. (I'm on my phone, and it's a huge pain to log in)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169725

REALLY?!

Awwww. That was so fucking depressing.

Anonymous said...

An Oregon pastor is reportedly suing a mother and her daughter for $500,000 after the two blogged about the church and described it as "cult-like."

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/14/oregon-mother-daughter-reportedly-sued-for-writing-bad-reviews-church-online/#ixzz1utLJC8lz

Anonymous said...

Rebelyelle's thread proves exactly why parents need to pay for their kids college tuition. Rebelyelle said their college loans and car payment is why they can't afford to pay daycare. Setting your kids to start off life in debt is the worst gift you can give them.

Anonymous said...

56, go post that at the pod and I'll comment on it there. LOL

Anonymous said...

57, that's not entirely fair...wasn't her baby a "surprise"? While obviously it's better to give your kids a debt-free start I think part of their problem may be that they didn't have all their ducks in a row beforehand.

Anyways, what I really came on here to say is that BH thread with her lame hair flip is hilarious, especially Yubon's post on page 2 (no, this isn't her :))

Anonymous said...

55: It is.

Anonymous said...

59 - maybe the second one, but not the first. I remember her from the infertility threads.

Anonymous said...

I'm still laughing about BH being a "trophy wife."

Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170003

It's a pea holiday tradition! Bitching about a lack of attention/enough attention for any holiday.

And you have to love who the ones that are whining about their husbands and kids but won't listen to anyone's advice! Also a pea tradition :)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170075

That fabric is just hideous.

Anonymous said...

Kind of nice to see a brag-worthy post for a change!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3170097&org_post_to_fb=&post_to_fb=

Seems Ouiser didn't feel the need to complain that her daughter stole her Mother's Day thunder...

Anonymous said...

Is it just me, or do you feel that once you become a grandmother you should step back on the mother's day thing and make it about your daughter. I mean you're not doing much mothering these days.

Anonymous said...

Paigepea said her dh disappointed her once, shit she posts all the time about how he disappoints her!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169882

OMG ADD_Housewife needs to come out of the closet with that haircut.

Anonymous said...

I think there'd be a buttload of pea divorces if pea husbands read what their wives post. Some of it is waaaay too much to be sharing on a message board, especially when it's the peas who share so much it would be very easy to figure out who they are.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169725

REALLY?!

Awwww. That was so fucking depressing.

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What was so depressing about that?? Parents that love their kids???

Anonymous said...

61 Rebelyelle only has one kid and he was a surprise.

Anonymous said...

70 - No, the pictures.

Anonymous said...

I thought the same thing as 71....maybe 57/61 meant the second child they want to have, which apparently will cause them to go into debt for day care?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170131

Aaaand...the bigots come out again. I hope George Zimmerman is charged with and convicted of a hate crime just so I can see Aslan's head explode all over 2P. She's got some wacky obsession with George Z and his case.

Anonymous said...

61 here...I got her confused with someone else. Sorry!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170070

I still don't get it. No matter rich or poor or homeless or where you live. How do you get to 4th grade and not know what a fucking camel is?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170131

Aaaand...the bigots come out again. I hope George Zimmerman is charged with and convicted of a hate crime just so I can see Aslan's head explode all over 2P. She's got some wacky obsession with George Z and his case.
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I actually like threads like this. Reminds me who I should place, and/or keep, on ignore. I avoid racist people IRL and see no reason to do otherwise on a message board

Anonymous said...

Aslan is the dumbest bitch on Earth. In the GZ thread she says "the degrees of murder has to do with timing of intent." WTF ass....what do you think hate is?? It absolutely figures into intent!!! Effing idiot!!

Anonymous said...

That's because 76 - they've got parents who don't give a fuck about them - I'm sorry - but it's the goddamn truth. It's not about being poor - it's about being a dumbass and fucked up parent. But if we throw enough money at the schools it'll somehow make it all better

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169855

Who did the bump and run on angie?

Anonymous said...

80, I would say there's about a 98% chance that was a CaptainK bump.

Anonymous said...

She's waiting for Angie's response to her "helpful" advice.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170131

Aaaand...the bigots come out again. I hope George Zimmerman is charged with and convicted of a hate crime just so I can see Aslan's head explode all over 2P. She's got some wacky obsession with George Z and his case.
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I actually like threads like this. Reminds me who I should place, and/or keep, on ignore. I avoid racist people IRL and see no reason to do otherwise on a message board

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ITA.


And this sort of incessant, insane, racist batshit frothiness makes it perfectly clear to me which people/party I want to affiliate with.

Anonymous said...

Kinda like the so-called "Christians" turn me off from religion.

No.thank.you.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170107

Really? Men can't resist hitting on women like Ella and Mariah?? In what universe is that?

Anonymous said...

I'd bet Jenny, her hubs, and their families are straight klan!

Anonymous said...

Here's the thing, if you are a racist or a bigot, you really CAN'T understand the purpose of hate crime legislation.....ESPECIALLY if you think it unfairly targets whites as perps....

Anonymous said...

...or if it would never show whites as victims...

Anonymous said...

If they can understand and accept that planning a murder ahead of time is worse than lashing out on impulse then why can't they accept that killing someone because of their sexual orientation or race or religion is also worse than lashing out on impulse? Adding the extra layer of awful is what makes it a worse crime. It's so easy to see. Why can't Aslan see that?

Anonymous said...

Seriously 85 - I concur. Unless the 'men' that are hitting on her are those that simply want to plug it in to whatever socket is available.

Anonymous said...

Why can't Aslan see that?

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Because it's contrary to her deep-seated world view that homos and coloreds are inferior to god-fearin' straight white people.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely 89, I don't see how people can't understand that hatred of a person can be seen as pre-meditation. Not in the literal sense, but if you have a pre-conceived ideal about a person that makes you act on it...I mean, premeditated murderers don't normally kill people they like, right??

Anonymous said...

It's depraved indifference to each person's inherent humanity. That's why premeditation and hate crimes are doubly terrible.

Anonymous said...

Leanne is a moran on her "i drive a truck" thread. She makes a big deal about how the truck is 'hers', but when asked about fuel, she says her DH uses it for work and expenses out the fuel. Um, then its not 'yours' if your DH drives it everyday for work. She probably drives a minivan.

Anonymous said...

Ang
I'm a Toilet Paper Pea. Are you?

PeaNut 26443 - January 2002
Posts: 10498 Layouts: 398
Loc: Illinois
Posted: 5/15/2012 1:53:08 PM
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Did you leave the cover off of the stuffed peppers so she couldn't have any leftovers?!


8?8?8?8?

huh???????????

Anonymous said...

Ang is referring to the thread where Bostonheart said the worst thing her dh has ever done is forget to put the stuffed peppers away.

Anonymous said...

Gawd. Athena's ramping up.

We get it. You think Obama is the SNOTTY KENYAN MOOSLIM SOCIALIST ANTI-CHRIST to blame for ALL the world's woes. Romney - and all conservatives, actually - are selfless angels, just looking out for the best for you and me.

Get ready to read about it 30x a day for the next six months.

Ugh.

Anonymous said...

The GEDs in law are out in full force on that Zimmerman thread. Christ on a cracker, Aslan is fucking dumb as a box of rocks.

Anonymous said...

Athena *is* Skybar - same talking points, only in English.

Anonymous said...

Pineapple, skycrazy, lynloon, et cetera all get their talking points from Townhall/RedState/Fox News. It would be funny if it wasn't so damn obvious and pathetic.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170107

Really? Men can't resist hitting on women like Ella and Mariah?? In what universe is that?

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Well Ella doesn't look too great in her picture but I have no idea what Mariah looks like. Maybe she's hot and bitchy. Men don't care if you are bitchy as long as ya got big boobs.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3170107&pg=1

Am I the only one who thought Ella was a woman trapped in a man's body?

Anonymous said...

FFS someone needs to tell micki that hair cut is not flattering. It looks like a toddler got a hold of scissors and butchered her hair while she was sleeping.

Anonymous said...

I've seen pics of Mariah. Hot & bitchy? Bitchy, yes. Hot...no. Not even close.

Anonymous said...

From that small Ella avatar picture,she's a screaming dike. I guess she just hasn't realized it yet.

Anonymous said...

I thought LeAnn looked ridiculous in that truck, she's too short and can't see over the dashboard. What she was really saying is look how much money I spent on a car.

Anonymous said...

Aslan is the dumbest bitch on Earth.
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ditto. for some reason I thought she was a he? i don't know

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169882

OMG ADD_Housewife needs to come out of the closet with that haircut.
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LOL Think she's late to the game copying Kate +8's haircut. On her budget she must have gone to supercuts to get it done.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170199

OMG some people don't need to travel.

Anonymous said...

Is it bad of me that I hope something really bad (worse than bullying a gay kid or torturing his family dog) comes out about Mittens, so the frothers will shut up for a bit?

On the other hand, they'd probably deny it, justify it, or say it's part of the evil liberal agenda. Probably planned by gays and carried out by blacks, undocumented workers, and feminists.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170199

OMG some people don't need to travel.
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No shit! Who the fuck needs to watch TV when they're overseas?!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170268

She has to ask the peas what to do?

Anonymous said...

On that lame "neighbour" thread they are doing what they claim is done here. Rehashing old bullshit. :P

Anonymous said...

101Anonymous said... 101 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170107

Really? Men can't resist hitting on women like Ella and Mariah?? In what universe is that?

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Well Ella doesn't look too great in her picture but I have no idea what Mariah looks like. Maybe she's hot and bitchy. Men don't care if you are bitchy as long as ya got big boobs.

May 15, 2012 4:17 PM

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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jZAVLWRWyLc/Tkm1LrvwqRI/AAAAAAAAAmA/R0BX2iynK4M/s220-h/me.jpg

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170237

OMG

Anonymous said...

Don't pick on them, 115--you know they're being persecuted!


I don't think there's a smart one in the bunch.

Anonymous said...

OMG some people don't need to travel.
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No shit! Who the fuck needs to watch TV when they're overseas?!



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Sweet Jesus. Set your DVR and watch Big Brother when you get home. Enjoy/immerse yourself in your travels.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170237

OMG

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The ghosts in my house move vases around and slam doors! PRAISE GHOSTS!!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Aslan stands in front of her closet in the morning and questions every piece of clothing she owns and how it will look good with this but it might look good with that but it's possible if she wears it with blah blah blah...WHY?!

Anonymous said...

Aslan is one of those people who really think they are smart, but are totally unaware that they are filled with the stupid.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170280

Why warn people against Google Imaging things and then list them anyway? You know people are going to do it. It's like telling a kid not to search for his Christmas presents and then telling him where they are. Duh.

Anonymous said...

Aslan is one of those people who really think they are smart, but are totally unaware that they are filled with the stupid


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^^ This is the consensus among my pea friends. Aslan is a joke.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3170211#29975134

I've lurked here for awhile now and usually agree with most everything you guys say but never really felt the need to add my rant/vent to this board until this. What a bunch of mean spirited cunty bitches on this thread. And you just know they are doing it because she is not whatever tier. What a bunch of bitches!!! UGH!!!

Anonymous said...

Don't you know, 123, that all the Peas are perfect people?

They'd NEVER even consider reading an "illegal" copy of a book. Just like they'd NEVER feed their kids anything but organic food (though most of the Peas & their kids are overweight). They'd NEVER do anything but be the perfect wife/mother (though lots of them seem to do nothing but bitch about hubby or kids).

I rarely visit the forums at 2Peas anymore. I just can't stand the sanctimonious bullshit that permeates that place.

The shit spewed there during election season raises my blood pressure. You can't cure stupid, and I don't even care to try with the Peas.

Anonymous said...

and she's black

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170108
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Ketsmom never fails to get in a dig on the older son and daughter in law...even on unrelated topics.

Anonymous said...

and she's black

123 here again....sadly I knew this was the real reason for the handslapping and cuntiness.

Anonymous said...

101Anonymous said... 101 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170107

Really? Men can't resist hitting on women like Ella and Mariah?? In what universe is that?

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Well Ella doesn't look too great in her picture but I have no idea what Mariah looks like. Maybe she's hot and bitchy. Men don't care if you are bitchy as long as ya got big boobs.

May 15, 2012 4:17 PM

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My God she is HOMELY!!! No wonder she can't find a man!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3170315&pg=2

Aslan and Jenny are at it again. Evidence be damned! George Z is innocent/persecuted/railroaded!

Anonymous said...

I think Aslan starts these Zimmerman/Martin threads so people will talk to her. Cause all she ever says is I DONT KNOW about everything.

Anonymous said...

"http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3170211#29975134

I've lurked here for awhile now and usually agree with most everything you guys say but never really felt the need to add my rant/vent to this board until this. What a bunch of mean spirited cunty bitches on this thread. And you just know they are doing it because she is not whatever tier. What a bunch of bitches!!! UGH!!! "

123 - way to out yourself their triplejscrapper.

Anonymous said...

their = there

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170229

Dunno Sammel, how do the millions of other working (some single) mothers do it?

Anonymous said...

Last!

Anonymous said...

Wrong.

Anonymous said...

Shit. Well, next to last!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170419

Silly bitch actually says, "I didn't see it, but I agree with Peabay!" Sheesh have a mind of your own or STFU.

Anonymous said...

I thought Aslan's defense of Bristol Palin was hilarious. Twit is so dumb she doesn't realize that that blog post was PR meant to stir the pot/garner attention in prep for BP's upcoming reality show.

It's like believing in and defending the Kardashians. LMAO - BP is, all the way to the bank.

You rock on with your very important insight and superior intelligence, Aslan.

Anonymous said...

aslan is a fucktard.

Anonymous said...

#122, if you have so danged many "pea friends" wtf are you doing here? Curious.

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure Ellapea just wants to be told she's gay. Not sure if she wants to argue it or act on it, but that's what she seems to want to hear.

Anonymous said...

We're ALL here, dumbshit.

Anonymous said...

Pepea is a fucking bitch.

Anonymous said...

Link 143, or just in general??

Anonymous said...

in general and on the zimmerman thread.

Anonymous said...

everything is about race with her.

Anonymous said...

Pepea is a racist white hating race baiting bitch.

Anonymous said...

i wouldn't go that far 147. she has issues

Anonymous said...

Jenjie is pretty much licking Lauren's ass on her "gift grab" thread....

Blech...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170479

This is messed up. She even bumped it to try to get responses. Someone go help her out.

Sad enough, even if Lauren had posted it someone would have answered.

Anonymous said...

I stay out of the zimmerman threads, but I can say in the past pepea has always been a bitch.

Anonymous said...

Asslan needs to STFU.

PeaPea is racist as fuck. Black people do not get a special dispensation to be racist because of America's disgusting use of slaves in the past. The entire history of human civilization is built on human exploitation and inexcusable wrongs like slavery.

Saying things like "black people can't be racist" puts black people way farther back than even ignorant white people do. I'm tired of all these excuses. Either racism is wrong or it isn't.

Pick one.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170427

WTF is with all the pea kids that have so much 'testing anxiety' that they need to opt out of tests? One pea kid even had his Dr say he should opt out of tests!

How are they going to survive in the real world with work deadlines and such?? Plus, why do HS kids have so much anxiety to begin with?

(I'm not at all talking about standardized tests...I'm not a fan at all, and I think they need to be gotten rid of. I'm just talking about the TEST ANXIETY that has so many kids fearing tests)

Anonymous said...

I am convinced that half of kids anxieties come from their parents. Years ago I attended a school board meeting in my district. They were 'rezoning' the schools and there were three plans whose kids were going to have to move to a different middle school. This particular middle school was actually elementary/middle...it was 5th and 6th grade. After sixth grade all the kids were dumped into the 7th grade together.

These women were screaming about how traumatic this was going to be for Suzy and Johnny because they would have to leave all of their friends and make new ones. If you look at it, the 6th graders were going to be dumped up to the main campus the next year, and the 5th grade in two years...so they were going to be back with their old friends, plus with a lot of new friends by the time they hit 7th grade. These women were squawking like crazy and I bet if they didn't say ONE WORD about it, the kids wouldn't even notice and would go on making friends. The parents can screw a kid up more than any kind of "stressful situation" could....

Anonymous said...

152Anonymous said... 152 Asslan needs to STFU.

PeaPea is racist as fuck. Black people do not get a special dispensation to be racist because of America's disgusting use of slaves in the past. The entire history of human civilization is built on human exploitation and inexcusable wrongs like slavery.

Saying things like "black people can't be racist" puts black people way farther back than even ignorant white people do. I'm tired of all these excuses. Either racism is wrong or it isn't.

Pick one.

May 16, 2012 6:57 PM

Shit, the French brought the slaves here to start. Take that shit to France and see how it goes! Peepee is an idiot!

Anonymous said...

and did you know St. Patrick was a slave? Did ya Peepee? Do you wear green in March by chance? lol

Anonymous said...

150Anonymous said... 150 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170479

This is messed up. She even bumped it to try to get responses. Someone go help her out.

Sad enough, even if Lauren had posted it someone would have answered.

May 16, 2012 6:30 PM

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First post says sons car died. Latest post says it's dying. .just.pointing.out.the.obvious.

Anonymous said...

I'm not helping her out on the thread because I think she's an idiot.

What college kid needs an Equinox?

Anonymous said...

or a hummer? i've seen it though. [sigh]

Anonymous said...

PeaPea also needs to study up on history. In the mid-1800's there were free black slaves that owned ----black slaves! There were also white slaves (not to be confused with indentured servants.). Lots of racism in the US for many many years.

Plus DNA studies have indicated that many of today's moden blacks have --- wait for it----- WHITE ancestors! So beware PeaPea! You may indentify black, but just may have some white in you! Oh the horror!!

Anonymous said...

160 if you are for real, just stop. Or go back to college and get some more learnin' done pls.

Anonymous said...

No PeaPea . It is you that needs to get "some learning ". What I posted are well documented facts.

The US is far from perfect. Our past includes many unfortunate instances of the explotation on many types of people including blacks, American Indians, and children in sweat factories. It is not pretty.

We are also a nation made up of many races (and many mixed race, myself included), beliefs and religion. Please stop pulling the race-card. For me the GZ case is not about race. The real case hinges on facts. Did GZ act in self defense or not? I will wait for the trial. All of the 2peas rants are worthless.... Yours included.

Anonymous said...

I wasn't disputing your well-documented facts. Yes, they are facts. But the way you were using them in your argument negated the point.

And I'm as (unfortunately) pasty white as a girl can get, so whoever you think I am - not quite.

Anonymous said...

162, I agreed with everything you said till you got the George Zimmerman bit.

I guess shooting an unarmed black kid falls under the umbrella of "the US is far from perfect". Let's hope your children exercise better judgment than to walk home in a hoodie and be afraid if someone follows them.

Anonymous said...

Another white girl checking in to tell 160 to shut the hell up. Really, you are embarrassing yourself.

Anonymous said...

Another white girl checking in to tell 160 to shut the hell up. Really, you are embarrassing yourself.

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Ditto that.

Anonymous said...

Jeebus came to me in a revelation and revealed that 2Peas is a warren of idiots, racists and false christians.

Amen.

Anonymous said...

So is Aslan now giving us permission to think what what we want to think?

I wish she would just admit that she Team Zimmerman.

Anonymous said...

And Mormons and LDS too 167. And let us not forget all of the special needs children. Or advanced placement kids.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170562

HaHa.....nobody agrees with squillen's cooking expertise for once.

I must be really bored to think this was worth a comment.
Whatever happened to Thursday at the pod?
And, yes, I spelled it right. I think the other deal is stupid and unfunny.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170547

Most of the advice is actually normal...except the 'eat 800 calories of processed crap'. It's even better that she calls it real food...

Anonymous said...

Cleaning eating. Get the unhealthy whites out of your diet like flour, sugar, etc. lean meats, veggies, fruit and some whole grains.
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Or just reduce the size of your stomach so you can't shove any more twinkies in it.

Anonymous said...

That's the pea way! Then post 1,000 times about your surgery, recovery, plastic surgery to get rid of the rolls, and so on. And if you are Lowrent or 2peafaithfullylazy, post another 500 times about recipes.

Anonymous said...

Cleaning eating. Get the unhealthy whites out of your diet like flour, sugar, etc. lean meats, veggies, fruit and some whole grains.
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hmm. 2peafaithful is always saying things like this in weight loss threads, and then raving and gushing about the WORST recipes-like those crazy high-fat chicken enchiladas, and I see her talking about baking recipes that are full of bad shit all the time. I wonder if she's going to end up gaining it all back.

Anonymous said...

What happened to the newer better prettier version of the two peas cookbook?

Anonymous said...

Squillen couldn't make any money, 175. Poof! Gone!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170621


Sweet buttery Jesus. That big black buck in the WH sure gets her moist and throbbing.

Anonymous said...

Cruising thru the radio dial today I heard from Wingnuttia that 1)OMG REV WRIGHT! REV WRIGHT!!!!!! and 2) the Obamas are secretly a(gasp!) ATHEISTS.

Both within about 5 minutes' time. These people are certainly enriching chiropractors, with all the whiplash they're suffering.

Anonymous said...

from Wingnuttia that 1)OMG REV WRIGHT! REV WRIGHT!!!!!! and 2) the Obamas are secretly a(gasp!) ATHEISTS.

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Secret Muslims, also too, for the trifecta! @@

Anonymous said...

I guess I don't understand why it is such a huge deal if Obama was not born in America. I understand the wording of the Constitution but I also think it is outdated and needs reform in many areas.

Anonymous said...

175Anonymous said... 175 What happened to the newer better prettier version of the two peas cookbook?

May 17, 2012 3:18 PM

LOL

Anonymous said...

So according to the birthers what is the ultimate goal of putting a foreigner in a president? to me it seems like the only thing they would accomplish because the plot would eventually be uncovered is having anything this person passed during their term repealed. Seems like a pretty pointless thing to do. Put up a candidate to pass laws that will later be found invalid. You would think dishonest people dead set on ruining our country could think of smarter stuff than that.

Anonymous said...

He's President. Deal with it.

Anonymous said...

I don't have a problem with him I voted for him. I just don't understand what those apposing him think the point of putting him into office was if he isn't a valid candidate. I mean what does the right think the left is trying to accomplish?

Anonymous said...

I think the birthers hate Obama so much they will seek out anything to discredit/embarrass/ridicule him. Look at lynlam. She and they KNOW he was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born US citizen, yet they still keep looking for anything to disprove that proven fact.

I think the whole birther bullshit is based on racism.

Anonymous said...

The "plot" would have to have been started before Obama was even born (see: his pesky newspaper birth announcements, for starters).

Tell me with a straight face, circa 1959, about the probability of a negro *ever* becoming president of the US?

FFS, by all indications it's still unfuckingbelievable and unacceptable to many, circa 2012.

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Anonymous said...

I think the birthers hate Obama so much they will seek out anything to discredit/embarrass/ridicule him. Look at lynlam. She and they KNOW he was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born US citizen, yet they still keep looking for anything to disprove that proven fact.

I think the whole birther bullshit is based on racism.

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What is the GOP offering the electorate, that's of substance? Tax cuts for the .001% and gutting government? Obstructionism? The clowncar of nominees they presented us with? Romney?

From my seat, this is just bright, shiny crap to distract from the above. And if it lathers up the racists and the mysogynists, well, all the better.

Anonymous said...

Who is Jo_boyce23? And what what did she say to get deleted on ASsholes thread?

Anonymous said...

I guess I don't understand why it is such a huge deal if Obama was not born in America. I understand the wording of the Constitution but I also think it is outdated and needs reform in many areas.
May 17, 2012 4:12 PM

cycworker? Is that you?

Anonymous said...

189, she said nigga and put down white people

Anonymous said...

It's astounding how fast the loonies pivot when called on their BS....Elizabeth Warren!! Odumba lied to get into college!!!!1!

SMH

Anonymous said...

Yay! Inspector Aslan is back!

Anonymous said...

Mrs Tyler on the Kenya thread: "ETA: and it is absolutely disgusting and ignorant to assume those who question the president on this do so under "veiled racism". "

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Here's the thing - if more and more people around you are telling you that the bogus shit you're spewing smacks of racism, there's a very good chance it *is* racism.

Shorter: Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck...

Anonymous said...

"Yes, there were people who looked into McCain's citizenship since he was born in Panama while his parents lived there with the military. "


Wow. That sentence defines the term "false equivalancy".

Anonymous said...

Typhus is too obtuse to understand that, 194.

I hope someone calls her on using the term "thugs" on lynloon's thread. The only time I hear that used is when some bigot doesn't want to say n*****. Thug=BigScaryBlackMan.

Anonymous said...

Jo Boyce was a troll with 9 posts. Her post was written in borderline Ebonics and attacked white people.

Totally unbelievable, but the conservatives loved it. Wonder whose alter she was.

Anonymous said...

Thug=BigScaryBlackMan.

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You don't have to be black to be a thug.

Anonymous said...

I hope someone calls her on using the term "thugs" on lynloon's thread. The only time I hear that used is when some bigot doesn't want to say n*****. Thug=BigScaryBlackMan.


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Exactly. Not-so-subtle dogwhistle.

Anonymous said...

Wait. I thought Obama was an intellectual elitist snob-wimp who was in over his head.

He's a street thug now? I can't keep up.

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