Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Space

195 comments:

Anonymous said...

First ever first!!!

Anonymous said...

You are a fucking moron and you shouldn't have been allowed to breed.
May 23, 2012 3:29 PM

LMAO. I guess God disagrees with you. Wonder why he didn't think you were worthy of breeding?

Anonymous said...

Hey asshole. Not the same person. I have three fantastic kids. You're still a fucking moron.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3171728&pg=2

mishkismom's reply is sooooo gross! She says anyone with a cat is going to find fur in their food...and if we don't like it, don't eat her food. Um, ok honey believe me I NEVER WILL after reading this. GAGGGGGGG

Anonymous said...

You are a fucking moron and you shouldn't have been allowed to breed.
May 23, 2012 3:29 PM

LMAO. I guess God disagrees with you. Wonder why he didn't think you were worthy of breeding?

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Yeah. You CLEARLY need a divine gift from God to breed. Just ask that dude with 33 kids that all the Peas were aghast about and all the crackheads in the world who can get pregnant, too.

Anonymous said...

Sucks for the infertiles doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

L'Urine is that you?

Anonymous said...

193Anonymous said... 193 All you "tldr" idiots crack me up. You're actually proud of being lazy and stupid?

Now, THAT'S something to LOL at!

May 23, 2012 5:01 PM

Actually, no one even said tl;dr LOL

No one wants to read that much shit when they come to get cliff notes. That is not what some are here for. (Go ahead get all pissy now LMAO).

Anonymous said...

It looks like SSDD. People arguing with anonymous people. [boring]

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171482

I'd bet money that Typhus is flat out lying. Poor persecuted Kristchuns and conservatives and all that. Fat lying bitch.

Anonymous said...

Sucks for the infertiles doesn't it?

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It's too bad your parents weren't part of "the infertiles". Clearly, your genes should have died with them.

Cunt.

Anonymous said...

There's a 12 year old posting here who likes to talk shit. When someone actually counters their bullshit with logic and intelligence, they respond in one of two ways:

-"Woah, hostile!"

or,

-"tl;dr, I'm too fucking retarded to read full paragraphs, Cliffs Notes, please"

Anonymous said...

No one is lazy because they're:

1. Not interested in the subject.

or

2. You went on and on and on and no one really gives a shit.

Oh and btw, I'm NOT the one who you flipped out on the first time. You *DO* need to calm down (or you *WILL* get called Hostile, it's the way of the blog. There's your clue for the day; take it or leave it).

Froth on! (and on and on and on)

Anonymous said...

13Anonymous said... 13 There's a 12 year old posting here who likes to talk shit. When someone actually counters their bullshit with logic and intelligence, they respond in one of two ways:

-"Woah, hostile!"

or,

-"tl;dr, I'm too fucking retarded to read full paragraphs, Cliffs Notes, please"

May 23, 2012 10:24 PM

88888888888888888888888

Whine much? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa, no one wants to read my epic sized wall of text!

Anonymous said...

Ah, you dumb cunts (and I do mean DUMB) are so predictable.

See nos. 1 and 2 above.

Hope the numbers and mono syllabic words don't confuse you.

Anonymous said...

You're fun to play with 16. I hope the others posting to you aren't done but I, my Dear, have to get some sleep now. Good night bitches!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171618

Annabella gives us one more reason to believe she is a complete moron with no morals.

"But my point is, it's her fault she lost it, don't blame someone else for what they do with your carelessness. "

Sure it's her fault she lost the phone, but fault also falls on the EMPLOYEE who ended up with said phone and started taking photos with the damn thing like it was his. Well after she had returned home from the cruise on which she lost it.

Anonymous said...

Annabella makes me want to bang my head on the wall, and then hers.

Anonymous said...

Annabella is a waste of oxygen. It's mind boggling that someone could be that stupid. And it looks like she's amoral, too.

She has absolutely NO redeeming qualities.

Anonymous said...

I loved annabella's post yesterday about her office lunch. It was a party for someone else, and they were ordering in lunch. She 'overheard' that the office was ordering a separate entree (a salad) for her, since she is vegetarian. Rather than speak up right then, she stayed quiet, and was going to just snub the lunch that was specially ordered for her and paid for, and sit with her office and eat the lunch she brought. I'm predicting a thread in the near future where they have another lunch and don't order her a separate entree, and she will be whining about them not doing it.

Anonymous said...

Forget the politics board, 2P should have a health board. Then all the whiners and hypochondriacs and Internet doctors can hang out there instead of cluttering up NSBR.

Anonymous said...

there would be nothing but "what book are you reading" threads left.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the Teacher bashing threads

Anonymous said...

They only bash teachers like you, Typhus.

Anonymous said...

Sorry 25, 24 wasn't Typhus, thanks for playing :)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171722

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Someone really needs to bring this thread to lauren's attention. Real life proof that taking care of family members is not an easy walk in the park that lauren seems to think it is. This pea is single and not working, and look what kind of a toll this is having on her life. I am in no way bashing this pea, just wishing lauren would open up that pea brain she has to see that things are not always rosy and picture perfect like she seems to think it is.

Anonymous said...

Sorry 25, 24 wasn't Typhus, thanks for playing :)
May 24, 2012 10:04 AM

You're welcome :P I just couldn't pass that one up!

Anonymous said...

There's a 12 year old posting here who likes to talk shit. When someone actually counters their bullshit with logic and intelligence, they respond in one of two ways:

-"Woah, hostile!"


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BINGO. And it also resorts to arguing with itself to keep the batshit going.

I don't mind though, that's less time it has available for breeding.

Anonymous said...

Someone really needs to bring this thread to lauren's attention. Real life proof that taking care of family members is not an easy walk in the park that lauren seems to think it is. This pea is single and not working, and look what kind of a toll this is having on her life. I am in no way bashing this pea, just wishing lauren would open up that pea brain she has to see that things are not always rosy and picture perfect like she seems to think it is

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Oh Lourine knows how hard it is. She just chooses to take an extreme position on every Pea topic and run with it for shits and giggles.

It's her no-fail attention-getting technique.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171878

Sounds like he's drug-seeking. If he were taking his pain pills as prescribed, he shouldn't have run out. BTDT with relatives.

Anonymous said...

29 is the talking-to-herself-loon! (just watch the shit fly)

Anonymous said...

31Anonymous said... 31 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171878

Sounds like he's drug-seeking. If he were taking his pain pills as prescribed, he shouldn't have run out. BTDT with relatives.

May 24, 2012 10:50 AM

She said he's in between Dr's, not in between appts with the same Dr.

New insurance made him need a new Dr.

Anonymous said...

Sorry but her story still sounds fishy. And urgent care isn't really the place to go for something like that. I can't believe this switch of insurance came out of the blue. There should have been some way to ensure her dh had enough pills.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171790

i didn't get there quick enough to say 'kelpea needs to lose the facepaint pic for her avatar'.

she's going to keep bumping it so they have to praise her lol

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171901


Joyce's brother won a car, that's nice. I just couldn't help remembering the guy who kept giving the amount of $420!! Hilarious!! (yes you can find it on youtube)

Anonymous said...

Here is just *one* reason why carpets are gross

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171875

the reason they are trashy is because they are as dated as white appliances and mauve/peach color schemes.

Anonymous said...

34Anonymous said... 34 Sorry but her story still sounds fishy. And urgent care isn't really the place to go for something like that. I can't believe this switch of insurance came out of the blue. There should have been some way to ensure her dh had enough pills.

May 24, 2012 11:12 AM

Oh right because his new Dr. is going to make sure he has an appointment before his medication runs out. The new Dr. is also going to call him in a prescription without ever meeting him/seeing him first.

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Anonymous said...

No 38 they megmc and her dh should have made sure he either had an appointment sooner or his old doc prescribed him enough meds to carry through to his new doc.

Anonymous said...

spot on, 39.

For all you morons who think people should just be able to get a script for narcotics at the drop of a hat, you wouldn't believe how many seemingly normal people are drug seekers.

And whether megmc and her dh are drug seekers or not, this all boils down to personal responsibility. It sounds like they need to be a little more organized with how they are managing his chronic pain.

Anonymous said...

Oh Lourine knows how hard it is. She just chooses to take an extreme position on every Pea topic and run with it for shits and giggles.

It's her no-fail attention-getting technique.

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Speaking of, she sure has been pretty quiet lately, since her smackdown. I love it, wish she would go away for good!

Anonymous said...

I don't know 41 I used to wish that about camicar but honestly now that she's not posting anymore I miss cracking on her. Luckily though I still have kikinichole and kelpea to bitch about.

Anonymous said...

you know, a lot of really annoying/cunty peas have faded into the woodwork.

camicar, michelley, beadhound, scrappower (until yesterday), and lots of others that I know I'm forgetting . . .

Anonymous said...

scrapperjess treelover lanus I think they read about themselves here and flee the pod.

Anonymous said...

40Anonymous said... 40 spot on, 39.

For all you morons who think people should just be able to get a script for narcotics at the drop of a hat, you wouldn't believe how many seemingly normal people are drug seekers.

And whether megmc and her dh are drug seekers or not, this all boils down to personal responsibility. It sounds like they need to be a little more organized with how they are managing his chronic pain.

May 24, 2012 12:55 PM

no one said that you should be able to just get one.

Anonymous said...

39Anonymous said... 39 No 38 they megmc and her dh should have made sure he either had an appointment sooner or his old doc prescribed him enough meds to carry through to his new doc.

May 24, 2012 12:40 PM
40Anonymous said... 40 spot on, 39.

For all you morons who think people should just be able to get a script for narcotics at the drop of a hat, you wouldn't believe how many seemingly normal people are drug seekers.

And whether megmc and her dh are drug seekers or not, this all boils down to personal responsibility. It sounds like they need to be a little more organized with how they are managing his chronic pain.

May 24, 2012 12:55 PM

You two posters (or one? LOL) don't have insurance or regular Dr's do you? Insurance can be changed by an employer pretty damn quick and there is no time. Sure he could (and it was suggested to her) go to the old Dr. and get a new script...

If it were me, I'd be calling the "old" Dr. and getting them to call one in. My Doc is good like that (and would be even if I switched Docs/Plans)..

Anonymous said...

43Anonymous said... 43 you know, a lot of really annoying/cunty peas have faded into the woodwork.

camicar, michelley, beadhound, scrappower (until yesterday), and lots of others that I know I'm forgetting . . .

May 24, 2012 1:37 PM

..Lanus

Anonymous said...

Yes 46 I've had insurance my entire adult life and never been left scrambling at the last minute looking for a doctor.

Anonymous said...

Drug seeking fibro peas.

Anonymous said...

48Anonymous said... 48 Yes 46 I've had insurance my entire adult life and never been left scrambling at the last minute looking for a doctor.

May 24, 2012 3:18 PM

888888888888888

from what I read they aren't scrambling but the new one hasn't fit the guy in yet.

whatever though. not my problem anyway.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171951

Here we go the "my kid is sooooo gifted noooo one understands" thread.

Anonymous said...

I've always hated the term gifted. Aren't we all gifted? I surely am, why, I can spell centimeter!

Anonymous said...

WHat the fuck is wrong with me. I just ate a king sized snickers.

Anonymous said...

Ow l

vdt said...

very dark thirty

Anonymous said...

53, what is wrong with you is you didn't share! LOL

Anonymous said...

I would LOVE to see some of the 'testing' these kids are having done to be labeled as 'gifted'. Also, why do all the 'gifted' kids also have some label that goes with it?? (ie. ADAH, ADD, high functioning autism, aspbergers, bla, bla, bla). I really want to ask that question, but I know it would be a flame-fest from all the 'snowflake' moms...

Anonymous said...

I have 3 kids. All of them are normal. No gifted, no special needs, no autism, nothing. No medication. WTF is wrong with me?!?!

Anonymous said...

WTF 58, me too!! No labels...my oldest (the only one in school) is at the top of his class in all subjects...maybe I should have him tested to see if he is gifted??!?!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171798

Someone should tell myshelly that the way she feels about people that drive loud vehicles is EXACTLY the same way I feel about consistent bitches on message board. Somehow, I don't think she would get it...

Anonymous said...

very dark thirty

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I was just thinking about this yesterday.

Anonymous said...

Lanus wasn't nearly as smart as she thought she was....but I miss her.

Anonymous said...

Lanus is so memorable that I forgot she was gone.

Anonymous said...

58 - It means you're fortunate.

Anonymous said...

That gifted thread is a hoot. I could have put money on who was going to chime in with "oh yes, my child is also uber-gifted and I totally get what you're saying."

LMAO

Anonymous said...

65 - And that's funny WHY? Are you saying their kids are not gifted? Looking at the thread, it doesn't look like a brag fest. Gifted is part of special education. Did you know that? Different needs, different issues.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Gennifer!!! You posted exactly what I wanted to say!

Anonymous said...

The Peas are one uptight group of biddies. Seriously, you want to call the cops because a guy drives by your house and you don't like the noise?

I can hear the 911 call now: "Quick! There's a motorcycle out front that SOUNDS like it's speeding!"

Interrupting your beauty sleep is not a crime, no matter how much you might need it.

This is the peas at their worst: entitled and fucking whiny.

Anonymous said...

65 - And that's funny WHY? Are you saying their kids are not gifted? Looking at the thread, it doesn't look like a brag fest. Gifted is part of special education. Did you know that? Different needs, different issues.
May 24, 2012 5:56 PM

You bet your big pea-ass I am. Peas are famous for claiming that their child is gifted. Or special needs. Or both.

And of course I know that a truly gifted child needs special education and qualified teachers.

My point is that for every 50 peas claiming that their snowflake is gifted, *maybe* 5% actually are. And I'm being generous with the 5%.

The OP in that thread sounds like a neurotic, helicopter mom who is living in a fantasy world and can't handle reality.

Anonymous said...

69: How can you verify the 5% of the actual gifted verses the 95% that aren't?

Anonymous said...

70...have you read any of the posts from the moms of the so-called 'gifted' kids??? I would say 5% is VERY generous.

Anonymous said...

It's a very complex algebraic formula that I have done completely in my head after reading all the "my child is OFF THE CHARTS gifted" threads at the NSBR for the past 11 years.

I can do these complex formulas instantaneously in my head because I was one of those OFF THE CHARTS gifted kids myself.

Don't bother trying to tell me that I am wrong. My mom did a very good job conveying to me that I am smarter and better than everyone else, and that my word is gospel.

My childhood was in the pre-internet days, but I know that my mom would have been a great pea.

Anonymous said...

70...have you read any of the posts from the moms of the so-called 'gifted' kids??? I would say 5% is VERY generous.
May 24, 2012 6:58 PM

No kidding! DelphiniumTwinkle blows the curve all by herself :P

Anonymous said...

lmao 72. old math rules!

Anonymous said...

71-So you're only basing it on hearsay from mom(s) on a message board. Got it.

Anonymous said...

Wow....75 reeeeeaaallly doesn't get it, does she?

Anonymous said...

seriously 75?? We are talking about the PEA KIDS, not all kids in general. Everything about the pea kids is hearsay from mom(s) on a message board...

On the thread tonight, the DD sounded like a normal 7 year old, with a mom that has anxiety issues. Unfortunately, the DD picked up on the mom's issues, but the mom can't see that. She only sees that her DD is "gifted" so that must be causing the anxiety issues. I would bet that if the mom could get her issues under control, within a month the DD would be 100% better.

Anonymous said...

I just read the thread and that kid is not gifted, she's neurotic. And she's neurotic because of her mother!!! That kid is goig to be so effed up that good grades aren't going to matter.....she'll make a GREAT pea, though, someday!!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=list&forum_id=10&pg=1

this is the short scrapbook gen thread.there is a really long one too. how the fuck is this not against tou? not that i really care just curious how it ties in to the pod.

Anonymous said...

myshelly is starting to get sloppy...

Anonymous said...

I could have put money on who was going to chime in with "oh yes, my child is also uber-gifted and I totally get what you're saying."
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Oh but it won't be complete until MOJ chimes in with her whine about parenting her snowflakes. I swear I read the OP and thought she changed her name. Those two ought to be BFF for sure. @@

Anonymous said...

Obviously Ratqueen's "gifts" weren't in the areas of spelling, grammar, punctuation or typing.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171991

Anonymous said...

In all my life, growing up and going to school myself and now my children going through school, I've never met one gifted person. I don't remember the super smart kids being segregated, no one graduated early. I've never heard of anyone being tested or being called gifted.

The pea universe simply baffles me sometimes.

Anonymous said...

So the other Michelley is a bitch too? I thought one was normal and the other cunty one was married to a Russian that got deported?

Anonymous said...

83: I am in my 30s, and we had gifted classes in elementary. My kids school has AR (Advanced Reading) in Kindergarten, and some others in later grades. I know a lot of people who were/are advanced or gifted, or have advanced kids. They just don't constantly harp on it like the Peas.

Did you go to school in the Deep South, 83? Still live there? My guess is there WERE no gifted kids in your area.

I usually laugh at the special gifted snowflakes, but you just sound stupid. Never met anyone advanced in your life? Try elevating your social circle a little.

Hint: Try out a library or a play. You can't expect to run into the "smart people" at the local swap meet. :D

Anonymous said...

LMAO. Fucking pennyring. She is such an idiot.

"Also it weirds me out to let strangers touch my car so intimately."

from this thread: http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3172018

Anonymous said...

Chill the fuck out 85. No, not from the south, live in the Northeast. Take several long weekend trips to NYC to see arts performances, attend local ones where I live, go to the symphony, have an excellent job. I didn't say I've not met smart people in my life. My high school had honors classes. I'm saying I don't know anyone who was tested, had their kids tested, walks around calling themselves or their children gifted. I don't know that it's not done, but it's certainly not bragged/vented about the way it is on 2peas.

Anonymous said...

83Anonymous said... 83 In all my life, growing up and going to school myself and now my children going through school, I've never met one gifted person. I don't remember the super smart kids being segregated, no one graduated early. I've never heard of anyone being tested or being called gifted.

The pea universe simply baffles me sometimes.

May 25, 2012 5:20 AM

They're to be hidden from the mainstream, they are above you and will be quietly kept apart.

Anonymous said...

87

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Anonymous said...

87 - I am from the NE too, and we always had gifted classes. I went to a really tiny school, too.

Don't the school administrators usually start the testing process? That's how it went with me. The school noticed and notified my parents that they would like to test me.

Anonymous said...

It's the kids that kinda disappear, you think they've moved. Yes, they've moved.. to other classrooms that you dumbasses are not privy to!

[sarcasm end]

Anonymous said...

Researchers find gene essential to creating sperm in mice, which may pave way for male contraceptive pill.

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interesting. i doubt many women are going to trust that the guy remembered to take it. he is not going to be the one to get pregnant.

Anonymous said...

interesting. i doubt many women are going to trust that the guy remembered to take it.

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Are you kidding? If they can't remember to pick up a wet towel, put the seat down, that dishes go in the sink, etc - you think they'll remember to take a pill? Hell, in college some guys are lucky to remember to take a shower or change their clothes between days.

Anonymous said...

nice reiteration

Anonymous said...

Love it when LynLoon's ranting is countered by real facts. Red Sox Dad for the win!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3171763

Anonymous said...

83 said "I don't remember the super smart kids being segregated, no one graduated early. I've never heard of anyone being tested or being called gifted."

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I was selected by teachers to undergo gifted testing in 7th grade - my mother did not initiate the testing. Testing showed I was gifted. I was pulled from a couple of the regular classes and put in more advanced classes with similar individuals. We also did extra assignments that other students were not required to do. I completed high school in 3 years, a full year earlier than the others, at the age of 16. It happens. No need for me to brag about it. Just stating facts.

Anonymous said...

Red Sox Dad is another one (besides Maureen) whose political posts I actually like reading.

Anonymous said...

The rantings of peas like Lynloon are so typically Fox driven that she should just save time and copy and paste the same shit from thread to thread.

Anonymous said...

C'mon, ya'll are just jealous - Lynloon is clearly an expert at economics, wall street, the fed budget, you name it.

Anonymous said...

birf certificates, also too.

Anonymous said...

lynloon is right up there with skybar when it comes to the crazy.

Anonymous said...

Typhus, Lynloon, Skyfart, Pineapple and Assbag could do a rap album and call it "Straight Outta Fox News"

Anonymous said...

lol @ Assbag

Anonymous said...

Love it when LynLoon's ranting is countered by real facts. Red Sox Dad for the win!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3171763

I think they were all hoping that thread would go away. Waiting for all the motor mouths to respond. RSD has shut Johnduh the fuck up a few times too.

Anonymous said...

Mariah2 is a total blog bitch (and probably the hostile idiot who keeps arguing with herself all the time)

Here she is on lefty's "Dear Obama supporters thread:

"OP: tl;dr"

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Hey mariah, you're a total twat

Anonymous said...

Mariah is a complete thundercunt. That was never a secret.

Anonymous said...

Mariah was lucky to get the sofa bed - I'd have voted for that bitch to be sleeping in the car. nasty, nasty, bitter hagtwat.

Anonymous said...

Mariah the pariah! LOL

Anonymous said...

hagtwat, ha! that's a brilliant description of that crazy bitch.

Anonymous said...

She slammed cookie monster pretty bad. Made me LOL. Basically told her to fuck off. It was great.

Lady Gaga said...

tl;dr has been a part of internet-speak for many years.

Keri West said...

Mariah was lucky to get the sofa bed - I'd have voted for that bitch to be sleeping in the car. nasty, nasty, bitter hagtwat.

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Hi ilovecookies! ha ha!

Anonymous said...

Mariah slammed someone? I'd have to see it to believe it.

She is one strange, strange hambeast.

Anonymous said...

maybe so mariah/hagtwat, but most peas would be unfamiliar with it unless they frequent the blog-including the hagtwat.

Anonymous said...

She slammed cookie monster pretty bad. Made me LOL. Basically told her to fuck off. It was great.
May 25, 2012 12:57 PM

Hi mariah! hahaha!

Anonymous said...

I'm completely shocked that lynloon did not return to the obama supporter thread and throw some more FOXnews talking points at RedSoxDad.

lmao.

Anonymous said...

hmm, I thought cookies was spot on in her post to mariah. That bitch has whined more than once about how mean she has been treated-here and at the blog, and she started a thread for the sole purpose of making fun of one of her coworkers.

Obviously, I am not a saint since I'm a blog bitch, but Mariah is a special kind of cunty. And even more so, since she outted herself today as a blog bitch with her tl/dr post at the pod.

She's a twat, and cookies has been the only pea with enough balls to say so over in pea-land.

Anonymous said...

oops, that should have been *here and at the POD*

Anonymous said...

georigiapossumlady is really getting on my nerves lately. I swear she's posting replies to every single thread. I can't escape. Might be time for me to take a pea sabbatical.

Anonymous said...

RE: What happened to the 'gifted kid'. I reunited with a girl who was identified at being gifted back in middle school. She dropped out of high school halfway through sophomore year so her mom could 'homeschool' her because she couldn't handle being in school anymore.
NEVER went to college. Is on her 4th marriage, no kids. Working with her current husband as a painter but that's stalled so both she and her DH got jobs as bank tellers. They have NO health insurance. She has chronic pain issues and cant afford to get medications that she'd need to help make her better.

So yeah, I'd say she's doing real well....those gifted classes worked wonders on her! NOT

Anonymous said...

ah, 120, that's one of the ones that is too bored to be in certain classes.

the teacher doesn't stimulate them enough.

in this case she was too bored for school not just one class.

[sarcasm end]

Anonymous said...

I honestly believe that in almost every kid who is diagnosed 'gifted' it turns into a clusterfuck for them somehow.

I'd say parents and schools are to blame, but mostly the parents. Truth is, school is boring for everyone at some point. And boring school is just the beginning of the boring and tedious things that must be dealt with in life.

Anonymous said...

There's got to be more to the story than she's telling - the sheriff doesn't serve a warrent for outstanding debt just because you miss a couple of payments. I'm betting her DH has stiffed the hospital for months on end and never told her. Wonder how he's really pissing away his two paychecks?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3172090

Anonymous said...

I agree 123, where is the money going? Every credit card they have is maxed out? WTF?

Between the two of them, they have three jobs.
They can afford internet, but not $40 a month for a medical payment.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157029

Remember this one? mom2carkar needed prayers because Satan brought darkness to her due to the turmoil her dd was creating? Hmmm guess it wasn't Satan at all, just her dds geniousness.

Here's the OP, hope it's not tl;dr ;)

Our family has been in turmoil due to my 6yo DD and her behavioral issues. She had to leave her school mid-year and now sees a psychologist. This morning Satan literally had me in his clutches, I literally felt a veil of darkness come over me and I had thoughts I have never thought before (get in your car and leave, take some pills to numb the pain) These are thoughts I have NEVER had before. I immediately renounced Satan and called out scripture and within 5 seconds I felt the veil lift and the Holy Spirit moved into the room. My mind instantly said " I can do this" "trust in me, Amber, I will help you"
Wow, I have had moments with the Holy Spirit but this was unmistakably a battle of good and evil. I love that we have the Holy Spirit to call on and cast out the enemy. He is bigger, more powerful and sovereign than the enemy. I have strongholds in my life (anxiety, fear, chronic pain) and the enemy PREYS on me when I get weak.
Praise be to God and please share a prayer request or praise!

Anonymous said...

So in March mom2carkar's dd was causing the family turmoil and invoking the devil and now she says:

"I just want to find other parents that are blessed with a child like this; it is a blessing, I just need to come to terms with the exhaustion of it all..."

I'm thinking it really is mom2carkar who has all the problems, not her dd.

Anonymous said...

"...This morning Satan literally had me in his clutches, I literally felt a veil of darkness come over me..."

I hate it when people use the word "literally" out of context. So irritating and stupid

Anonymous said...

#127 - not out of context but apparently they are too stupid to know the difference between literally and figuratively. Perhaps she is trying to demonstrate how gifted she really is

Anonymous said...

Remember this one? mom2carkar needed prayers because Satan brought darkness to her due to the turmoil her dd was creating? Hmmm guess it wasn't Satan at all, just her dds geniousness.
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I remember that thread. The over-the-top crazies stay on my radar.

Anonymous said...

This morning Satan literally had me in his clutches, I literally felt a veil of darkness come over me and I had thoughts I have never thought before (get in your car and leave, take some pills to numb the pain) These are thoughts I have NEVER had before. I immediately renounced Satan and called out scripture and within 5 seconds I felt the veil lift and the Holy Spirit moved into the room. My mind instantly said " I can do this" "trust in me, Amber, I will help you"
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Holy SHIT that is some batshit crazy right there.

I agree with whoever said that she is the sole problem and not her daughter. It's actually kind of scary that there are kids at her mercy. FMR.

Anonymous said...

EllaPea seems to be inches away from a total nervous breakdown. She needs serious help.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure, 131. I think she's enjoying the attention, although you will notice that her threads get tons of views but not too many comments (and even fewer the more threads she starts.)

I truly hope she isn't having a nervous breakdown. I wish she would get off the board and go for real-life help.

Anonymous said...

they get views because it's discussed here.

didn't she go for help the other day? did she mention it yet? did someone ask?

Anonymous said...

Did anyone see this little gem from EllaPea about an hour before she posted her Friday meltdown thread?
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In a past life I considered myself an orchid. I had orchid plants and orchid designed kimonos. My wedding dress was full of colourful orchids.

Since I moved to Canada I have killed every orchid I have ever seen. I look at one and it dies on me. I bow down to you oh great Angievp the master orchid grower of the universe.

(I now consider myself somewhat of a Gerbera daisy).


Elannah


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Bitch is a complete trolling attention whore. Or totally cray-cray

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3172143

Anonymous said...

Mariah2 is another one that seems to be in a bi-polar manic posting frenzy.

Anonymous said...

I can't decide if this kind of stuff from childofgrace is worse than her endless fiestaware threads.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3172152

Damn, but the pod is just full of crazy, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

didn't she go for help the other day? did she mention it yet? did someone ask?
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Her doctor didn't make any changes to her meds, but suggested counseling.

Anonymous said...

Just because she *said* she went to the doctor, doesn't mean she did.
I have my doubts or she wasn't in there long enough for the doc to pick up on just how irrational her thinking is.

Anonymous said...

There's got to be more to the story than she's telling - the sheriff doesn't serve a warrent for outstanding debt just because you miss a couple of payments. I'm betting her DH has stiffed the hospital for months on end and never told her. Wonder how he's really pissing away his two paychecks?
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It wasn't a warrant. You get a summons when you are being sued in civil court.

Anonymous said...

137Anonymous said... 137 didn't she go for help the other day? did she mention it yet? did someone ask?
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Her doctor didn't make any changes to her meds, but suggested counseling.

May 25, 2012 5:26 PM

I didn't realize she was already on medication. I hope everything works out for her. It's easy to get upset when everything around you seems to be falling apart (all the illness she's mentioned). Easier to do it quietly (or share on a mb) than let her sister etc. see it, imo.)

Anonymous said...

I also find it ironic that Ella - who was being all sanctimonious about caring for elderly family members on the FrenchToast thread - is now complaining about what a hard time she's having. She stated in that thread that she had no children and no job, but that she'd do anything to care for her family members even if she did.

The dark side of the internet is that it feeds people like Ella. She'd rather get attention than real help, IMO. I hope she gets off the damn computer and into a therapist's office. Lord help you if the peas are the voice of reason in your life.

Anonymous said...

Sing it, sister 141!!!!

Anonymous said...

There are some real weirdo peas that seem like they're ramping up lately:

momofcarkar/literally in satan's grasp woman
ellapea
mariah2
childofgrace

Add them to the resident long-time crazies like:
L'Urine
Steffie
sammi/9toes
pdr
beadhound/captaink
skybar
lynloon

and it's kind of creepy how many real, true crazies seem to gravitate to the nsbr.

Anonymous said...

add lto/beje to the list of resident crazies.

Anonymous said...

angievp is another round-the-bend pea

Anonymous said...

I was a "gifted" child.
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Suuuuuuuuuuure you were, mariah.

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

141Anonymous said... 141 I also find it ironic that Ella - who was being all sanctimonious about caring for elderly family members on the FrenchToast thread - is now complaining about what a hard time she's having. She stated in that thread that she had no children and no job, but that she'd do anything to care for her family members even if she did.

The dark side of the internet is that it feeds people like Ella. She'd rather get attention than real help, IMO. I hope she gets off the damn computer and into a therapist's office. Lord help you if the peas are the voice of reason in your life.

May 25, 2012 6:03 PM

huh? she has a son

Anonymous said...

Lysol boy thread (weirdly enough I found it while in advanced google search trying to find an old scrapbooking paper flooring thread) I know Birdra had tried to copy it so I typed in her name too and this thread came up.

Btw, anyone have the scrapbook paper flooring thread bookmarked? Link?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=709943&pg=1

Anonymous said...

Oh and I was wondering why cherryeye/yaki changed the title to just a period


.

Anonymous said...

This morning Satan literally had me in his clutches, I literally felt a veil of darkness come over me and I had thoughts I have never thought before (get in your car and leave, take some pills to numb the pain) These are thoughts I have NEVER had before. I immediately renounced Satan and called out scripture and within 5 seconds I felt the veil lift and the Holy Spirit moved into the room.

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Mental illness. ^

Anonymous said...

Dear Luvmythree,

Please eat something. An m&m perhaps?

Sincerely,

Concerned Bitch

Anonymous said...

susans sister flashes teh crazy also.

Anonymous said...

Oh and I was wondering why cherryeye/yaki changed the title to just a period
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Trying to relieve some of the embarassment over her cherryeye reveal?

Does anyone remember that other Mormom who posted all sweet and innocent, lots of crock pot threads-maybe Cami or something? She was also outed as a troll when she was caught agreeing with and complimenting herself. lol

Anonymous said...

susans sister flashes teh crazy also.
May 25, 2012 6:39 PM

very true. I still feel squicked out when I think about her bizarre "I'm attracted to my stepdaughter" thread.

Anonymous said...

That Lysol Boy thread was interesting.

I'm shocked that it wasn't cycworker who said that it was just as much the OP's fault for not giving the kid full disclosure on what shouldn't be done to the couch.

cycworker is another one that belongs on that list of the pod's resident crazies.

Anonymous said...

Mariah2 is another one that seems to be in a bi-polar manic posting frenzy.
May 25, 2012 5:18 PM

Yep. She's one strange bitch.

Anonymous said...

cyc and mariah seem very much alike. They continually post unsolicited, stupid "advice" on threads where they clearly have no experience, and never will (marriage and children). They're both very bizarre and socially awkward and seem to have not even one little bit self-awareness. Then there's the fact that most peas can't stand them, and they refuse to get a clue and STFU.

They could be sisters.

Anonymous said...

and it's kind of creepy how many real, true crazies seem to gravitate to the nsbr.

I don't even go over there anymore. It's getting too stupid.

Anonymous said...

ITA 158.

Anonymous said...

beautyfulmorning is beadhound

Anonymous said...

Beautiful Morning is too literate to be Beadhound.

ilovecookies said...

Because creating and participating in an anonymous blog to call people "moran" and "twunt" behind backs is a sign of mental stability.

It's nice to meet the pot, kettles.

Hey can someone here please diagnose my SIL who sends me crazy emails. You only need a few posts of hers to do it, right???

Anonymous said...

This one is a weirdo.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3172102

Anonymous said...

Hi Mariah/meadow!

You are one crazy twat

Anonymous said...

157, ITA.

Anonymous said...

Wow, mariah it looks like cookies really got to you!

The thing is, lots of other people think you're an idiotic and very strange sort of freak. You're a long-time blog regular-you know that. And you also know they're right.

Maybe if you got help for your mental issues you could develop some meaningful relationships in your life.

Lady Gaga said...

Eh at least mariah has been married before. Tho I don't want to take marriage advice from divorced people but I give her a pass on that one. The kids thing tho bugs me.

Anonymous said...

This one is a weirdo.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3172102
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Glad I wasn't the only one who thought she was a bit bizarre

Me motherfuckers said...

Mariah2 you are a homely old spinster and maybe if you weren't such a giant. BITCH you could get a man. So STFU. It's not the peas fault no man wants you and your ugly middle aged sagging ass!

Iluvcookies too said...

Gotta agree with that one. Jesus Christ maybe if you had a family and some kids to raise you wouldn't be so bitter all the time.

2peas is for moms and wives. Not your pathetic ass. Go somewhere else and talk about the sad things unmarked middle aged women talk about. I don't know what they are but they prolly include

Your cats
Knitting
How great it is to never shave you legs since no one cares
How comfy those big ass granny panties are
What a big girl crush you have on Rosie ODonnell
What was on tv last night

Anonymous said...

Hey remember last year when Mariah deleted her account???

YEAH THAT WAS GREAT!!!!

Do it again will ya? Pathetic loser.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck has such a had on for Mariah tonight? Christ sakes...

168, I think she figures all those episodes of Greys Anatomy set her up to confer with her quack doctor friend. She doesn't want her attitude changed, she wants her ego stroked.

Anonymous said...

I think crazy doctor lady has been watching too many you tube videos with medical conspiracy theories a la skyfart. Did she actually quote a bible verse in one of her later posts? Where the hell do all these loonies come from?

Anonymous said...

Our list of pod crazies is growing!

Anonymous said...

Looks like crazy doctor lady has been doing some unsolicited searching about her relatives drugs and medical conditions.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3168757#29950523

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3168830#29953913

Anonymous said...

And

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3171295#29990450

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3168562#29950910

Anonymous said...

Crazy doctor lady certainly seems obsessed with drugs and pharmaceuticals. She and Ipeaglitter would probably really hit off.

Two more names for master list of nutbags.

Anonymous said...

beautyfulmorning is beadhound

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Wrong. I'm beadhound.

Anonymous said...

Hit it off-sorry-touchscreens are my nemesis

Anonymous said...

Head hound is old,dead news. No one cares.

Anonymous said...

Sorry crazy Dr Pea Lady, I'll take medical science over bible verses and Jenny McCarthy quackery.

Anonymous said...

Where the hell do all these loonies come from?

++++++

I know someone who is all into alternative medicine, herbs and crystals, and magically thinking bad things away.

She's getting older and it will be interesting to say the least if (allah forbid) she ever gets a serious, catastrophic illness.

Anonymous said...

Damn-someone beetlejuiced Steffie back to the pod. Let's hope that the grandma schtick helps reign in the crazy.

Mariah2 said...

Well the granny gig did nothing for L'urine, so don't get your hopes up.

Anonymous said...

183Anonymous said... 183 Damn-someone beetlejuiced Steffie back to the pod. Let's hope that the grandma schtick helps reign in the crazy.

May 26, 2012 5:12 AM

How long will it be before she's flipping out that they won't let the baby come over because of the huge dog(s)? :P

Anonymous said...

That pic/avatar of Mariah is how old? LOL

Anonymous said...

I don't think I'd be raving about "finally" being a grandmother when I'd barely past 40.

Anonymous said...

Was Fern always such an insufferable bitch?

Anonymous said...

Was Fern always such an insufferable bitch?
____________________________________________

Yes.

Anonymous said...

Fern the one that over shared she wanted to kill herself and get it over with by driving her car into a wall, Fern?

Anonymous said...

That pic/avatar of Mariah is how old? LOL
May 26, 2012 6:23 AM
I know, right? About 30 years, since she's in her mid to late 40s.

The sad thing is that she was extremely unfortunate looking even way back then in that picture . That in and if itself wouldn't be such a problem, but factoring in her personality just makes her one ugly bitch.

Anonymous said...

That haircut is another dead giveaway on how old crazy hagtwat Mariah's avatar is.

Anonymous said...

I don't particularly have a problem with Mariah. On the other hand, I'm getting tired of reading posts from iluvcookies or whoever it is that's posting all the Mariah hate.

And no I'm not Mariah.

Anonymous said...

Hi Mariah/193!

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for any baby that ends up with steffie for a grandmother.

Jane Doe said...

New Space is up!

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