Monday, May 7, 2012

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Anonymous said...

First

Anonymous said...

I have to admit, I like Mary's new baby more than Kitty too.

That Kitty is a child I couldn't parent.

Anonymous said...

Second

Anonymous said...

Thanks MariahPeebs!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168689

Is the stepdaughter you have feelings for going with you again too? @@

Anonymous said...

L'urine is back at the Pod.

Anonymous said...

I predict that L'Urine will spend this week acting like nothing happened and posting pictures of Jackie.

Anonymous said...

She absolutely will.

Anonymous said...

Batya spends more time at the pod than with a book and claims she doesn't watch TV-sanctimonious much?

Anonymous said...

ugh, I left just as the buick was revving its engine last week- what'd I miss???

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Lauren's hitting that RIP Policing the Peas thread and updating her shit list.

Anonymous said...

9, the peas got out their torches and pitchforks.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3167835
Enjoy.

Anonymous said...

Watching TV is for the uncultured masses 8, no one with Batya's intellect would lower herself to watch a mere sitcom when she could be bettering her mind by reading horizon expanding literature. FWIW if she reads and pea's as much as she seems to I wonder about other aspects of her life like housework, non processed food cooking and how much time she spends with her kids.

Anonymous said...

I think Lauren's already been at the RIP PTP thread as peasintheattic.

Anonymous said...

If Peasintheattic isn't Lowrent herself, my money's on it being MissBitts. Both of them operate from a permanent place of rage.

Anonymous said...

YawnLaurenblogYawn

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure peasintheattic is Lauren. The Lauren defense was a little too strong with that one. I find it odd PITA didn't go entirely apeshit on everyone there. Except for snowsilver of course.

Ha, look at that, how fitting. Peasintheattic acronym is pita
Pain in the ass

Anonymous said...

"To add insult to injury, she was in the gifted math program in 4th grade and was put into remedial math in 5th grade because of the disparity in the math program between schools."

How the fuck do you go from being in the gifted program in one school to being in remedial classes in the new one?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168684

Anonymous said...

9, there were several threads, but some got deleted.

Anonymous said...

I showed my DH the things Lauren said on the French Toast thread. His response? "She's lucky she's a woman and it's the internet. If a man said something like that to another man in person, he'd get smacked in the mouth."

I tried to argue with him and say that grown men don't act like that. He told me that yes they do. The more I think about it, I can't disagree with him.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168562

Great, we now get to hear about her shit problems again.

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck, jenjie. Do you ever start a thread or make a post that doesn't reference your church? Get a frigging life!!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168700

Anonymous said...

Great, we now get to hear about her shit problems again.
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Why doesn't she just ask her doctor? Does she really think we're interested in reading about her diarrhea and other bowel issues? Yuck.

Anonymous said...

Great, we now get to hear about her shit problems again.



That mad shitter should take an immodium and carry on. Either that or shit her pants so that everyone can point and laugh.

Anonymous said...

#19, can you share a link? I have no idea what the "french toast" thread is.

Anonymous said...

Here you go, 24.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3166423

Lauren and Skybar don't like FrenchToast. She must be heartbroken.

DrunkAgain said...

Well. it seems my ID was banned from 2peas but Lowrent's ID is still there. I'm not sure what I did. Is there a TOU rule against speaking the truth?

Fear not, though. I shall return!

(insert maniacial laughter here)

Anonymous said...

That mad shitter should take an immodium and carry on. Either that or shit her pants so that everyone can point and laugh.



LOL Keep calm and take immodium

Anonymous said...

If she's considering a feeding tube it's got to be really bad. She could ask her doc but he's going to give her the clinical list of possible side effects and will have no real insight into what daily life will be like with a feeding tube. Shit problems are terrible to deal with and I feel sorry for her. There is no way to make anyone understand how badly it fucks with your daily life.

Anonymous said...

It's just crazy and shitty that you would get banned, DrunkAgain, but not L'Urine.

Maybe pick an innocuous name, and then limit the swearing (can't remember if you did that or not)

I'll tell you one thing. Someone needs to open up a service ticket on peaintheattic and get at least that one of L'Urine's alters banned. Most vile troll ever.

DrunkAgain said...

Maybe pick an innocuous name, and then limit the swearing (can't remember if you did that or not)
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I didn't swear; I was very careful about that. Thanks for the support. We all need to get together to get rid of that cunt L'Urine once and for all.

Anonymous said...

That is not going to happen. If they wanted her permanently gone, they would ban her each time she makes a new ID. They don't do this. The NSBR has a reputation and this draws people in. Reliable drama whores like Lauren perpetuate this reputation and keep NSBR popular so they tolerate her.

PolicingThePeas said...

Hugs, Drunkie!

We fought the good fight.

It amazes me, though, that Lauren gets away with saying the kind of things she says the shit she said to French Toast and MotherofJackals alone were enough to get most people banned.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3168714&pg=2

Lynlam works at Kohl's? One more reason not to shop there!! ;P

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3167528

apparently it's ok to *swear*, remember?

Anonymous said...

DrunkAgain
PeaNut

PeaNut 549890 - April 2012
Posts: 133 Layouts: 0 Posted: 5/2/2012 7:38:14 PM
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Hey Lauren! You know what the best part of trolling you is? It's being after to keep you from using things that we've posted here against us and IT DRIVES YOU CRAZY! You're so miserable and mean that you LURVE bringing up stuff from the past to humiliate anyone who doesn't agree with you or kiss your yeasty a$$.

We must be driving you (even more) insane and I couldn't be happier! Everyone here hates you but most are too chickensh!t to stand up to you.

How are your 6 "girlfriends" doing this week? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Suck it, L'Urine!

Anonymous said...

If it were swearing that got Drunkie banned, some of the TIER ONE peas would be booted. I distinctly remember Her Highness Peabay dropping a few f-bombs recently. And they weren't d!sgu!sed, either. In short, Bitch Queen Lauren got her way again.

I wish I could afford to start my own site. I like the discourse at NSBR, but the rampant hypocrisy, bigotry and favoritism is NOT okay.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to open up a service ticket on peaintheattic and get at least that one of L'Urine's alters banned. Most vile troll ever.
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I've opened up several. Obviously Lauren has some pull around that place.

Anonymous said...

Ha. Just checked and PITA's posts are gone too.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168562

Funny that she needs disability because she "can't work", but seems not to consider the idea of a home-based job.

Sure, let the taxpayers pick up the tab. You can't work, but you can sure as fuck pea Prolifically.

Anonymous said...

I think the top tiers, the semi-top-tiers and those-who-wanna-be-top-tiers are about to explode the crap out of each other. Never a better time to sit back and watch.

dynalady has morphed into bitchalady quickly - might follow this one! Her little silver-haired-big-smile avatar hides the DEVIL!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168755

All kinds of crazy here. Apparently yoga poses will allow spirits in your ass. Hmmmm. Then are farts the spirits leaving?

DrunkAgain said...

Using * and ! is not cursing as far as I can tell at twopeas. At least for MOST peas. Ahem.

*rolls eyes*

Thanks for the hugs. We'll get her eventually!

Anonymous said...

You know the spirit in your ass was a joke right 41? But yeah that whole "yoga leads to the devil" thinking is odd.

Anonymous said...

That yoga thread reminds me of the late 70s I was 12 or so and my folks started going to a Baptist church. All of sudden going to the movies was of the devil, dancing was forbidden, woman should always wear dresses, and because the pastor didn't like smoking my mom wasn't supposed to smoke in her own house while he was visiting. I also remember transcendental meditation was supposed to be a way for Satan to get into your head.

Good times, so glad I was to old to be brain washed into that craziness. My sister is 10 years younger and she completely drank the kool-aid. I have to hide most of her Facebook posts they are so over the top with praise this and I'm so blessed and God is with me.

Anonymous said...

It amazes me, though, that Lauren gets away with saying the kind of things she says the shit she said to French Toast and MotherofJackals alone were enough to get most people banned.
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MOJ deserves what she got. She is one stupid cunt who needs to get her ass off welfare and stop pumping out kids.

Anonymous said...

40: which thread?

Anonymous said...

So her husband did crash the DFW pea get together? What a loser! Cause that is what my husband would love to do..hang out with a bunch of cackling bitches.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168772

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to that really bitchy pea Michelley? Did she quit posting, or did she change her username?

Anonymous said...

Didn't Michelley have some sort of breakdown after posting about her young son's bad behavior and the ridiculous and over-the-top punishments she had for him? People called her out on it and she freaked out and never came back. Thank fucking christ; she was cuntacular.

Anonymous said...

I guess Lowrent is keeping a low profile after her peaintheattic ID got banned.

Anonymous said...

48-Michelley's mail order Russian husband and his mother got deported.

Anonymous said...

Was she the one who wouldn't allow her kid to get a DS? She was so strange and I felt really sorry for that poor kid.

Anonymous said...

52-nope, wrong pea. Michelley is an uber cunt from years back. She was best buds with BayBunny and those bitches. I am glad she slithered off.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168810

Now we know why molove has been mia, she got a divorce.

Let's hope her friend Michelley doesn't come back.

Anonymous said...

47 - I thought the same thing. Guess he thought it wasn't safe for her on her own meeting strangers. lol

Anonymous said...

51 - pimp! She had to find a foreigner to put up with her attitude.

Anonymous said...

LOL, T-Rex The Deadbeat is on the "Julia" thread lecturing about financial responsibility, and bragging that she never took any outside help.

Anonymous said...

57-somebody go and call the sanctimoniuous fucking bitch OUT!!

Anonymous said...

54-Good call there. Didn't even cross my radar to care that she was even gone, back, or changed her fucking name. lmaooooooooo

Anonymous said...

54-Hot damn tamale, looks like she already got remarried and has know "the family" for 20 years? Hahahaha...that is code speak for I fucked a family friend, broke up my marriage and his and married the dude I cheated with. SpongebobSlutpants knows that story all too well.

Anonymous said...

60 - I thought the same thing. Did she only post that thread after she made the blog? hmm.....

Anonymous said...

57-somebody go and call the sanctimoniuous fucking bitch OUT!!

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YES - someone needs to call her out on her bitch ass. I'm banned, otherwise I would do it...

Anonymous said...

Jenny just can't pass up any opportunity to be a raging cunt, can she?

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OMG really? As soon as my children were old enough to shop, I taught them WHERE to look for the correct size (on the tag, or on the price tag) NEVER EVER have I relied on a hanger to insure I get the right size.

I get some of the annoyance with their pricing (even though IMO, looking at the bottom line isn't at all difficult) but you're complaining about the size on the hanger? "

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168714

Anonymous said...

That mad shitter should take an immodium and carry on. Either that or shit her pants so that everyone can point and laugh.


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Ted Nugent?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168562


CindyUpNorth is so damn clueless. Infuriating.

Anonymous said...

I'd be so annoyed if a DH showed up at a girls' night. What a loser. So neither he nor the wife have enough social sense to know that even if the girls said they don't mind, of course some of them do.

Anonymous said...

CindyUpNorth is so damn clueless. Infuriating.

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compassionate conservatism at it's finest.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168772

Oh hell, now they want to plan a Michigan pea get-together. I hope they only include upper tier Michigan peas (or those who think they are).

Just in case, pea bitches, give me some excuses!

Anonymous said...

^^^That should say blog bitches. Sorry!

Anonymous said...

Isn't Yubon in Michigan??

bwaaahahahahahaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

Ted Nugent?

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Win!

Anonymous said...

Yep, she is. But I'm not Yubon. I'm a pretty unknown pea.

Anonymous said...

I am pretty unknown as well. I'm lucky if I can get 15 responses to my threads....lol.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168860

OMFG, she's so dumb she doesn't even know that people only wait YEARS because they are too freaking poor to get it right away.

Anonymous said...

I am rather unknown and frankly, I enjoy it that way!

Anonymous said...

Molove looks like Jabba the Hut. Wonder what the goon looks like. Er, um, I mean groom.

Anonymous said...

OMG. What is it with this one and the endless drama? Why doesn't she just go to the damned hospital without having to consult the peas? freakin idiot.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168866

Anonymous said...

"fact is that there ARE things in this world that have a potential to be used to draw Christians away from the radical, different life Christ teaches us to lead apart from the world, to divide us, and to instill false teaching."

See Nightowl, it's all a matter of perspective. I personally view all religions - including and especially your beloved Christianity - as radical and false.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand the peas, who can't do anything by themselves. They have to have their spouse or kid(s) go everywhere with them.
Co-dependent at it's finest.

Anonymous said...

CindyUpNorth is so damn clueless. Infuriating.
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She is a freakin' physical therapy assistant. whe works in a hospital so she thinks she is all-knowing, but she honestly knows nothing. And she is too stupid to be embarrassed by her own ignorance.

Anonymous said...

68,72 don't worry about coming up with an excuse. They're not going to invite you. I heard they hate you.

Anonymous said...

Shut up Miss Bitts:

"If I ever do have to wait in a line in any store, I always take out the hangers & fold my clothes myself. Cashiers dig me."

If she does fold them I guess she must leave the tag where it can be easily scanned. And I really doubt cashiers dig her. Dumb heifer. And wtf is kidding, petites, maybe but only if they're double wide.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3168714&pg=2

Anonymous said...

78Anonymous said..."fact is that there ARE things in this world that have a potential to be used to draw Christians away from the radical, different life Christ teaches us to lead apart from the world, to divide us, and to instill false teaching."

See Nightowl, it's all a matter of perspective. I personally view all religions - including and especially your beloved Christianity - as radical and false
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Anonymous said...

I know a few husbands who don't let their wives out of sight. One insisted on driving her to the scrapbook store partly because he wanted to monitor how much she spent and partly because he did not want to be left alone for any length of time caring for their children alone.

Anonymous said...

Now we know why molove has been mia, she got a divorce.
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oh, so the peas weren't the only ones tired of her sanctimonious bullshit? couldn't happen to a cuntier cunt.

Anonymous said...

#82 Petite sizing just means short. I don't know why anyone would brag about it, it has no bearing on heftiness.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168562


CindyUpNorth is so damn clueless. Infuriating.

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Pea: "I have this terrible health issue and no insurance."

Cindy: "Get yourself to an expensive medical specialist!!"

Pea: "But I have no insurance."

Cindy: "Get yourself to an expensive medical specialist!!!"



CindyUpNorth is truly a waste of skin.

CINDY said...

Duh. Hold a bake sale to pay for the doctor visit!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168931

I'm betting the majority of peas say don't move, you must leave your dd in her school, how dare you think of finding love, wait 4 years until she graduates.

Anonymous said...

Probably 89 the peas have a weird "if I move and my kid has to change schools they will never be able to function in a new environment" thing. Most couldn't imagine their snowflake coping with it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168908

Wow is just about all I can say to this op. Way to put all your families dirty laundry out there.

Anonymous said...

Wow is just about all I can say to this op. Way to put all your families dirty laundry out there.
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Eh, I don't blame her for venting. Having a mix of families at your house for a weekend is majorly stressful, especially when there's usually conflict with some of them.

I don't think she put anything "bad" out there, honestly. Nothing scandalous.

Sounds like she's hurt and is just frustrated that her DH's family seems so "normal" and supportive, while her family has some issues. I can relate. I'd be anxious too if they were all coming to visit this weekend.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168951

Oh FFS. Why are you posting this here? Is your kid a pea? This is at least the second time she's done this.

Anonymous said...

ITA, 91. Way overshare on the OP's part.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3168769&pg=2

meullertime thinks brats and buns make a healthy meal

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168962

Dear, sweet Jesus, please send grammanisi some cash quick. Preferably in small, unmarked bills, thank you, sweet Lord. Amen

Anonymous said...

93 I think she just wants everyone to tell her what a great, wonderful and thoughtful mom she is.

And to 91 I think casii is an over sharer, one persons dirty laundry is anothers vent.

Anonymous said...

meullertime thinks brats and buns make a healthy meal
May 8, 2012 11:41 AM
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Not everyone wants to live on kale and brown rice.

Anonymous said...

meullertime thinks brats and buns make a healthy meal
May 8, 2012 11:41 AM
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Not everyone wants to live on kale and brown rice.

May 8, 2012 12:33 PM
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and the fact that processed meats have been proven to cause cancer, heart disease and a myriad of other health issues should kind of cross them off the healthy list....how about throwing a vegetable in there - and I don't mean ketchup!

Anonymous said...

and the fact that processed meats have been proven to cause cancer, heart disease and a myriad of other health issues should kind of cross them off the healthy list....how about throwing a vegetable in there - and I don't mean ketchup!

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Just to clarify, the quote was taken out of context...the meal also included fresh green beans and watermelon.

I wouldn't say they are a 'healthy' meal, but compared to a valu meal from a FF restaurant, it is the better choice.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168925

How did she know the couple was calling people if she wasn't one who needed to be called? My take: she didn't send the RSVP on time, got pissed that she was called on it, and is now making excuses ("We sent ours already! And they don't have a caterer anyway!).

Anonymous said...

add to 100...also fresh strawberries...

Anonymous said...

The problem is not the brats, but the fact that many Americans can't stop at just one. What other country has mega-obese people needing to be cut out of their homes, fat people wheeling around on scooters because their knees can't hold them up any more, or hoards of people getting their stomachs reduced to the size of a thimble?

But don't worry about personal responsibility when it comes time to pay for their healthcare with massive increases on your own insurance.

Anonymous said...

But don't worry about personal responsibility when it comes time to pay for their healthcare with massive increases on your own insurance.

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Who are you talking to with this little gem??

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168825


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Here come the broke, sanctimonious bitches who know they won't get anything for Mother's Day trying to save face. "Oh, I don't want the materialistic stuff"

Anonymous said...

meullertime thinks brats and buns make a healthy meal
May 8, 2012 11:41 AM
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Not everyone wants to live on kale and brown rice.
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May 8, 2012 12:33 PM
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So don't live on kale and brown rice. The point is if you're spouting off about eating right for cheap and your great example of a healthy main menu item is a brat on a bun (I'm assuming white bread because we're talking about a meal for 7 for under $10 )then you are full of crap. If all the peas who swear they eat healthy most of the time are counting brats on buns, they are a good example of why so many Americans are obese.

Anonymous said...

The point is if you're spouting off about eating right for cheap and your great example of a healthy main menu item is a brat on a bun (I'm assuming white bread because we're talking about a meal for 7 for under $10 )then you are full of crap. If all the peas who swear they eat healthy most of the time are counting brats on buns, they are a good example of why so many Americans are obese.
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Exactly! This is so typical of muellertime's cuntiness and over-the-top stupidity.

Of course, someone who lets their lush of a husband drive their kids around and refuses to leave his sorry alcoholic ass because "marriage is a sacred covenant with GOD" probably isn't too concerned about health and nutrition.

Anonymous said...

100Anonymous said... 100 and the fact that processed meats have been proven to cause cancer, heart disease and a myriad of other health issues should kind of cross them off the healthy list....how about throwing a vegetable in there - and I don't mean ketchup!

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Just to clarify, the quote was taken out of context...the meal also included fresh green beans and watermelon.

I wouldn't say they are a 'healthy' meal, but compared to a valu meal from a FF restaurant, it is the better choice.

May 8, 2012 12:47 PM

mueller didn't eat it, her *FRIEND* did. LOL

.just.sayin'.

Anonymous said...

Here come the broke, sanctimonious bitches who know they won't get anything for Mother's Day trying to save face. "Oh, I don't want the materialistic stuff"
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Then there's the NightOwlScrappers and their 'woe is me' pity parties.

Anonymous said...

How did she know the couple was calling people if she wasn't one who needed to be called? My take: she didn't send the RSVP on time, got pissed that she was called on it, and is now making excuses ("We sent ours already! And they don't have a caterer anyway!).

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ITA. Just another dumbass whose thread didn't go quite the way she expected.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169000

Here's another dumbass. If neither one of you had the herp before and now both of you do, and you didn't cheat, your husband did. Plain and simple. You can't get herpes from thin air.

Not sure if I pity her or just feel disgusted.

Anonymous said...

http://piecesofmyearth.com/

She needs to stop with the duckface.
I think it's cool that she has so much confidence but that white skirt is too short for most people.

Anonymous said...

who is it 112?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169000
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Damn, I wonder which pea's husband gave her herpes?

I don't think there's any pea I'd wish that on. Well, maybe Lauren ;)

Anonymous said...

Really? You can't spend an afternoon at a museum and lunch out because your kids are studying for finals? If they can't spare a couple of hours on a Sunday then maybe they haven't been studying enough earlier.

"Well, for once I DID have a day planned, where we would go see the newly opened CO history museum in Denver (I LOVE that kind of stuff) and then go to the Olde Spaghetti Factory. Then DS informed me that it is finals week next week, so I guess we'll just hang around here while the kids study, and just go somewhere around here for dinner if they can spare the time." Nightowlscrapper

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168825

Anonymous said...

103Anonymous said... 103 The problem is not the brats, but the fact that many Americans can't stop at just one. What other


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The problem is, you just moved the goalpost.

Anonymous said...

Someone want to tell my why you can't eat out on a Sunday:

"Also, we are pretty religious, and like to keep the Sabbath day holy so eating at a restaurant on Sunday is out anyway."swissscrapper

From 115s mothers day whine thread.

Anonymous said...

such weird people who need a shit-ton of weird rules and beliefs to keep themselves in line.

smh

Anonymous said...

103Anonymous said... 103 The problem is not the brats, but the fact that many Americans can't stop at just one. What other


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The problem is, you just moved the goalpost.

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I saw that too. That's a pea specialty.

Anonymous said...

That mothers day thread is full of fun. Of course they never want a gift or to go out for lunch. Bunch of martyrs.

Anonymous said...

103Anonymous said... 103 The problem is not the brats, but the fact that many Americans can't stop at just one. What other


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The problem is, you just moved the goalpost.

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English is not my first language...could you explain what this means? TY

Anonymous said...

Nightowl apparently believes the president is a secret Marxist, as evidenced by his choice of "Forward" as campaign slogan.

Before this, she just seemed like a garden-variety twat. Now it's clear she's a tinfoil lunatic as well.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, missed the answer to this part.

"What other country has mega-obese people needing to be cut out of their homes, fat people wheeling around on scooters because their knees can't hold them up any more, or hoards of people getting their stomachs reduced to the size of a thimble?"

Anonymous said...

Someone want to tell my why you can't eat out on a Sunday:

"Also, we are pretty religious, and like to keep the Sabbath day holy so eating at a restaurant on Sunday is out anyway."swissscrapper

From 115s mothers day whine thread.
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I don't get it. Are you supposed to just crack open a bag of potato chips that day so that everyone can rest? I wonder where Swiss Mormons go to gather?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168892

Typical trailer park.....

Anonymous said...

FFS, these people are fucking sheep!
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Obama "officiallY" launched his campaign on May 5th, which happens to be the birthday of Karl Marx.

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He announced his re-election campaign on April 4th.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/POLITICS/04/04/obama.re.election.launch/index.html

But the 92,000 Google results (all right-wing) tell me they launched their spin campaign 4 days ago. Leave it to flymflam to lap it up.

Anonymous said...

Nightowl is a nutcase.

Anonymous said...

Nightowl apparently believes the president is a secret Marxist, as evidenced by his choice of "Forward" as campaign slogan.


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LMAO. Guess what the state slogan of Wisconsin is?? "Forward"

MARXIST INFILTRATORS IN OUR MIDST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!


Sweet Jeebus, these people are morans.

Anonymous said...

I'm curious. Did Jesus say anything about lying, making shit up and spreading slander about others?

Anonymous said...

I saw that too. That's a pea specialty.


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They sure have it down to a fine science, don't they? Only science they believe, apparently.

Anonymous said...

Mrs T needs to get a grip.

Anonymous said...

IMO, Nightowl, Mrs T, Skybar et al are addicted to being SCARED.

They sopped it up for years when 9/11 was used to instill fear in the populace.

Now they're eating up 'oh noes! the blackety-black Kenyan communist/socialist/marxist is coming for them and their guns!' nonsense.

Weird and sad.

Anonymous said...

They're pumping out this ridiculous garbage - Marxist! Birf certificate! Moooshelle's arms! - because they've got nothing, nothing and more nothing in terms of constructive proposals for this country.

Oh, and they're morally bereft to boot.

Anonymous said...

113Anonymous said... 113 who is it 112?

May 8, 2012 2:47 PM

kamatir

Anonymous said...

oops, karmatir

Anonymous said...

Typus: "It's in the people he values as mentors and advisors."

Guess who Willard's pallin' around with? Phil and Pat Frost. That's right, the Chairman of Teva Pharmacuticals, which makes birth control including PLAN B!!!

Clearly, under President Willard, forced abortions will be mandatory!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~

Did I do that right, Typus?

Anonymous said...

I saw that Obama = Marxist quote when somebody copied and pasted. (I have most of the nuts on ignore.) I figured it was Skybarf--I guess I forgot about some of the less prolific fruit loops.

Anonymous said...

At the advise of the school board president (who's own aspie son went to this school)
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She's supposed to be some kind of an editor? wtf

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168979

Anonymous said...

I don't think its going to be as easy as 2004 was for GW, but IMO, Romney is basically the GOP's version of John Kerry. Tall skinny rich guy who flip flops all over the place. I can't even imagine what the Bukkit will be like come November. I guess its a good thing that Mayans thing happens in December....

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169058

Some good points in this thread and a good comeback by Annabella.

Anonymous said...

139, maybe all the loony tunes will spontaneously combust! I can only hope.

Anonymous said...

HOW on EARTH can attending yoga be an affront to your religious beliefs???

Oh, and lemme tell ya something...those Eastern dieties, Buddha and such...they got it going on. THAT is how everyone should live. I think Buddhism is a fantastic spiritual journey and would take it any day over any stupid Krischun version.

You know why the Krischun's are so threatened by Eastern Religion?? BECAUSE THERE IS NO ONE TO JUDGE AND PERSECUTE. THey get their fucking ROCKS OFF with that shit.....

Anonymous said...

THERE IS NO ONE TO JUDGE AND PERSECUTE. THey get their fucking ROCKS OFF with that shit.....


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Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

Anonymous said...

I just looked at kamitar's linked site. Did you see that she is 6 foot 2 inches!! That must make finding clothing really hard. And from her site, she is a clothing junkie.

Anonymous said...

Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

Amen!! Praise Jeebus!!

Anonymous said...

poor cycworker got her ass handed to her on brandy's thread. LOL

"I have to laugh at some of the ridiculous things that non-parents post in parenting threads."

Anonymous said...

Link, dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Krazyscrapper is a sane one. Go figure.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169052

Oh fucking great, manmeat aka I get an orgasm after five fucking seconds found some dumb idiot to marry her bitchy ass.

That didn't take fucking long. How long has she been divorced? Less than a damn year? Twat.

Anonymous said...

I have it on good authority that Mrs T is a card carrying member of the Nazi Party and the KKK.

Anonymous said...

Nightowl is a nutcase

She's the new Skybar!

Anonymous said...

After the last round of abortion threads and the hate some people spewed I used the ignore button for the first time in 10 years. Nightowl was one of the first, Skybar was second and there were about 10 others. Much nicer not to read their fucked up rhetoric anymore, and it stops me being nice to them accidentally in other threads.

Anonymous said...

146Anonymous said... 146 Link, dumbass.

May 8, 2012 10:11 PM

Hey, "Link, please." works a whole lot better. I didn't post the comment but won't give you the link now either LOL

It was already posted anyway and wasn't that hard to figure out which thread. Snooze ya lose.

Anonymous said...

So the Ps bitched and bitched about the search function not working.. I was always able to use the one on the left when not logged in but not now. Why do they have to fuck with shit?

I don't even want to try it logged in now. Stupid Fat Ass Jamie!

Anonymous said...

Nicole in TX has that stupid david holmes picture in her sig line. Too big and umm, spelled wrong. Or I missed something in their stupid game.

I haven't noticed anyone but her using it, go figure. Such a dumbass.

Anonymous said...

39Anonymous said... 39 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3168562

Funny that she needs disability because she "can't work", but seems not to consider the idea of a home-based job.

Sure, let the taxpayers pick up the tab. You can't work, but you can sure as fuck pea Prolifically.

May 7, 2012 2:30 PM

I realize she wants to use the system but I want to point something out. Not everyone that is disabled uses the system. Most of the time they are denied (if they try to get assistance) because they have too much money but I'm sure they can check back when their life savings is gone..

Not everyone uses "the shits" to claim disability. There are people who have real disabilities and no help from anyone until they are almost destitute (i.e. sell your house, your vehicles, your possessions and use that money before trying to get help anywhere).

Anonymous said...

This twatwaffle claims that they qualify for WIC and yet she's getting quotes from a lawn service?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169007

Anonymous said...

too pregnant to mow? too sick to mow? maybe?

Anonymous said...

lol i didn't read it, is she even pregnant? guess i should have read the thread you posted. oh well

Anonymous said...

There are people who have real disabilities and no help from anyone until they are almost destitute (i.e. sell your house, your vehicles, your possessions and use that money before trying to get help anywhere).
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But according to the birthers/teatards/refucknuts, tough shit for those who did not plan for any eventuality, including disability. Oh, except for Skybar. She gets a pass.

Anonymous said...

Freebird: "Oh, and tell grandma to stop spreading rumors. I'm sure the niece would be humiliated."

Kind of like you asking the pod if your dhs memory loss could be something serious.

I love it when someone handslaps and they've done the exact same thing.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169051

Anonymous said...

I like how all the bitches whining over those scrapbook badges are talking about how stupid and obnoxious they are BUT are crying, don't get rid of my anniversary badge!

Anonymous said...

Not everyone uses "the shits" to claim disability. There are people who have real disabilities and no help from anyone until they are almost destitute (i.e. sell your house, your vehicles, your possessions and use that money before trying to get help anywhere).
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You don't have to be poor as fuck to get disabiity. You are thinking of welfare, dumbass.

They don't ask for your balance sheet and bank accounts when you file for disability. You could have a million dollars in the bank and if you qualify, you qualify.

Anonymous said...

162Anonymous said... 162 Not everyone uses "the shits" to claim disability. There are people who have real disabilities and no help from anyone until they are almost destitute (i.e. sell your house, your vehicles, your possessions and use that money before trying to get help anywhere).
*****************************************

You don't have to be poor as fuck to get disabiity. You are thinking of welfare, dumbass.

They don't ask for your balance sheet and bank accounts when you file for disability. You could have a million dollars in the bank and if you qualify, you qualify.

May 9, 2012 9:27 AM

Dumbass? Really? Because I don't know how your gubment cheese handout system works? Fuck you!
Love,
Hostile! Hahaha wtf bitch?!?!

Anonymous said...

162Anonymous said... 162 Not everyone uses "the shits" to claim disability. There are people who have real disabilities and no help from anyone until they are almost destitute (i.e. sell your house, your vehicles, your possessions and use that money before trying to get help anywhere).
*****************************************

You don't have to be poor as fuck to get disabiity. You are thinking of welfare, dumbass.

They don't ask for your balance sheet and bank accounts when you file for disability. You could have a million dollars in the bank and if you qualify, you qualify.

May 9, 2012 9:27 AM

The fuck they don't. Where the fuck are you that they don't require that? "dumbass"

You do realize there is disability through ones work. Through the state. Through Social Security. All different, "dumbass"!

Anonymous said...

159Anonymous said... 159 There are people who have real disabilities and no help from anyone until they are almost destitute (i.e. sell your house, your vehicles, your possessions and use that money before trying to get help anywhere).
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But according to the birthers/teatards/refucknuts, tough shit for those who did not plan for any eventuality, including disability. Oh, except for Skybar. She gets a pass.

May 9, 2012 9:11 AM

Shouldn't you be working/saving sweety?

Anonymous said...

This is for the fucktards of the blog:

Preparation for Filing a claim

Prior to your disability application interview, you should gather the following documents to supply to the CR (the claims rep at the social security office who will do the intake for your claim). This will make the process go much more smoothly if you have this information ready, which is the following:

A) Birth Certificate
B) Income verification including from wages, the VA, long or short-term disability benefits other than from social security, as well as any other income sources.
C) Asset source information including life insurance policies, bank accounts, investment acounts (IRA's, 401k's, stocks, bonds, funds), real property (land, homes).
D) Proof of marriage or divorce.
E) Proof of Military service.

89898989898989898
89898989898989898

And IF you have too much stuff, sell that shit and pay your own way!

Anonymous said...

I like how all the bitches whining over those scrapbook badges are talking about how stupid and obnoxious they are BUT are crying, don't get rid of my anniversary badge!
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I can't bear to open the thread. Four pages of whining? Fuck me.

Anonymous said...

OK So peabay did include herself in the heavy scrap bookers but some how her answer seems bitchy to me. And of course sdeven has to tell everyone she's not a fatty anymore.

ps feel free to tell me it bugs me because I'm fat.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169069

Peabay = I realize the OP is trollish and about 10 years too late to the party - but, come on, it's not a total fabrication.

My dh dropped me off at a crop and said to me: "OMG, why is everyone so heavy?" Is it that we (and I say "we" - I'm 30 lbs overweight) engage in a sedentary hobby? Are we already heavy so we're drawn to sedentary hobbies? What came first - the chicken or the egg? (and did we eat them both?)

Yes, there are skinny scrappers and there are fat marathon runners, but the OP is not far off from the truth.

And it may just be that Americans are getting fatter and we're just a cross section of America.

sdeven = It's hard not to notice. I used to be one of those fluffy scrapbookers too. Scrapbooking is an emotional hobby. Many women who are over weight, are emotional eaters. 2+2...

Ten years ago, when large crops were all the rage, I attended crops where the snack buffet was heaped with luxurious desserts and fancy foods. Eating was as much an activity as cropping.

The last crop I attended, there were cheese and veggie trays, people went out for salads, the plates were tiny and there was lots of fruits too. My friends talked about their weightless programs and surgeries. And scrapbooking.

Anonymous said...

The only people on disability who rile me up are the ones cashing their monthly US goverment check, who then turn around and spend 24/7 demonizing the US government.

Those people disgust me.

Anonymous said...

wtf is with freebirds avatar? Part of her hair looks plastered to her head the rest is blowing all over and her face looks like a ceramic mask. Is that some of her "famous" photography skills?

Anonymous said...

169Anonymous said... 169 The only people on disability who rile me up are the ones cashing their monthly US goverment check, who then turn around and spend 24/7 demonizing the US government.

Those people disgust me.

May 9, 2012 10:48 AM

You only get one if you've paid in. Unless you're on state disability (i guess?).

If you have not paid into social security you will not get paid from it. (See your yearly statements). (Of course people hope it's there when they reach that age).

If you have a spouse that paid into it and you haven't (male/female/either way) and that paying spouse dies before you, you can collect the spouses social security.

There was a thread recently. Someone asked if she should wait to get married (a year i think) and get her deceased (diseased lol) husbands social security benefits or say screw the extra money and get married. I can't remember who it was or if she's married now.

Anonymous said...

166-where did you get that information? provide a link because you don't need to provide asset information to apply for Social Security Disability through the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

Anonymous said...

key words 172.. to apply.

once you apply you have to get more in depth.

hopefully you'll never have to use their system. :O

Anonymous said...

apply

denied

more info (including assets)

get lawyer

maybe awarded

Anonymous said...

http://www.ssdrc.com/disabilityquestions4-85.html

and yes, I realize it's not the .gov site LOL

there's the link for whoever asked..

Anonymous said...

You only get one if you've paid in.

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Really? What about all those pea snowflakes on disability? How much have they contributed?

Anonymous said...

Skybar has never mentioned where she worked, or what her past jobs were. Given how stupid she is, and how poor her social skills are, it's hard to imagine her being employed beyond a six month stretch.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Miss Bitts bragging about being a petite. She's pretty butch.

Anonymous said...

176Anonymous said... 176 You only get one if you've paid in.

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Really? What about all those pea snowflakes on disability? How much have they contributed?

May 9, 2012 12:03 PM

That wasn't the original questions asked here LOL

I'm really sorry you don't understand the system and it confuses you. Go google it if you want to know..

Anonymous said...

176Anonymous said... 176 You only get one if you've paid in.

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Really? What about all those pea snowflakes on disability? How much have they contributed?

May 9, 2012 12:03 PM

They do not get a statement (to fairly answer your question). LOL

Anonymous said...

Adults Disabled Before Age 22
An adult disabled before age 22 may be eligible for child's benefits if a parent is deceased or starts receiving retirement or disability benefits. We consider this a "child's" benefit because it is paid on a parent's Social Security earnings record.



Parents have to have paid something, duh!

Anonymous said...

Pineapple is serving up a massive helping of bitter all over the gay equality thread.

Anonymous said...

again, SSD is based on what YOU paid in (or your parent paid in if you're disabled and they need to care for you). Shouldn't you know that? (mental disability and all showing there toots)

Anonymous said...

pay $0.00? get $0.00

pay a lot? get ummm something $1? lol

Anonymous said...

Determination of the quarter of coverage amount for 2012
The law specifies that the quarter of coverage (QC) amount for 2012 is equal to the 1978 amount of $250 multiplied by the ratio of the national average wage index for 2010 to that for 1976, or, if larger, the 2011 amount of $1,120. If the amount so determined is not a multiple of $10, it shall be rounded to the nearest multiple of $10.


Calculation details Amounts in
formula 1978 earnings for one QC $250
1976 average wage index 9,226.48
2010 average wage index 41,673.83
Computation $250 times 41,673.83 divided by 9,226.48 equals $1,129.19, which rounds to $1,130
Higher amount $1,130 exceeds the amount for 2011, so the earnings needed to earn one QC in 2012 is $1,130





Amount of earnings needed to earn one quarter of coverage Year Earnings
1978 $250
1979 260
1980 290
1981 310
1982 340
1983 370
1984 390
1985 410
1986 440
1987 460
1988 470
1989 500
1990 520
1991 540
1992 570
Year Earnings
1993 $590
1994 620
1995 630
1996 640
1997 670
1998 700
1999 740
2000 780
2001 830
2002 870
2003 890
2004 900
2005 920
2006 970
2007 1,000
Year Earnings
2008 $1,050
2009 1,090
2010 1,120
2011 1,120
2012 1,130

Anonymous said...

Hey dumbass daddy worker bee pays the same % in fica as single no kids worker bee. Who's paying premiums for the snowflakes? Not daddy.

Anonymous said...

key words 172.. to apply.

once you apply you have to get more in depth.

hopefully you'll never have to use their system. :O
*************************************
Hey dumbass I did use their system and got approved for a real disability not a fucking mental one

and I will say it AGAIN-i did not have to provide my financial portfolio.

Anonymous said...

175-THAT is what you call providing a link with CURRENT AND CORRECT INFORMATION? You are fucked up and yah, you probably live in hicksville, north carolina. Get your fucking facts straight and learn how to get your SOURCES from the fucking SOURCE.

yOU ARE A DUMBASS BITCH.

You fountain of knowledge website was written by this fucking dillweed that preys on the poor and ignorant and scares them into thinking they all need a lawyer to get SSDI. You fucking suck.

From your "source"
SSDRC is authored and published by Tim Moore, a former DDS Claims Examiner in North Carolina. DDS, or Disability Determination Services, is the state-level agency that make decisions on both Social Security Disability and SSI claims for the Social Security Administration.

Dude left SS and now preys on the innocent and stoopid folks of Hooterville USA

Anonymous said...

FFS, I'd actually rather read the lauren hating shit than this fucking argument that's only taking place here because you chicken shits won't post it under your own names at the pod.

Anonymous said...

There are two different kind of SS benefits besides the one you get at retirement age. SSD (social security disability) is when you become ill and can't work. It's based on your earnings and there's no asset requirement. There's SSI (supplemental security income) for people who haven't worked enough to qualify for SSD and it's based on household income.

The SS that kids get is based on their parent's contributions.

Anonymous said...

AND, if you are low income, you can also qualify for BOTH SSDI and SSI.

Anonymous said...

And what is the best way to take care of the disabled in our country? Turn them out into the streets or hide them away in state institutions to rot like they used to in eastern bloc soviet republics? In spite of what the wingnuts want you to think, the vast majority of people on disability really need the help.

Anonymous said...

AND, if you are low income, you can also qualify for BOTH SSDI and SSI.

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Wrong! You can only get one. I'm a social worker and do this for a living.

Anonymous said...

wrong...they tried to qualify me for SSI after I was approved for SSDI and I didn't qualify because of my income. SSI is only 700.00 bucks a month, tops.

Social worker? Do you work for the Social Security Administration?

Anonymous said...

http://www.ssa.gov/redbook/eng/supportsexample.htm

Many persons are eligible for benefits under both the SSDI and SSI programs at the same time. We use the term “concurrent” when persons are eligible for benefits under both programs.

Hey Social Worker, you may want to check out the government SS website, dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Pineapple is serving up a massive helping of bitter all over the gay equality thread.


She must be taking a break from her full time twatting job.

Anonymous said...

FFS, could you SSDI/SSI frother bitches take that shit back over to the pod?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3169188


Frau Athena: "So he's "evolved" into Dick Cheney's position."

Well, except Chickenhawk Cheney didn't have the balls to say until he was out of office.

Heh.

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