I think Freebird is the biggest offender. She asks as though she is the hottest shit around but in reality, she lives in a trailer in the middle of nowhere. Of course her stuff sells out there but if she was to ever move into a bigger market, she would be sunk.
Her attitude about being holier than thou sucks too.
Hey, it looks like giatocj (she of the giant annoying siggy) got rid of it. Or well, maybe she just unchecked the box this one time. Either way, I'm grateful.
I like MaryMary, but jeebus on a cracker, if your mother is 73 and in terrible health how and why would you go 6 years without seeing her? This is odd.
I dont remember details, but her mother was abusive and negligent. Mary put up with years of her mothers crazy, then decided to cut ties.
I did the same with my own father. It sucks when it's someone you love. Spent years and years trying to make it work. But putting up with the craziness, chaos, abusiveness (and in my case his complete self-absorbtion ie take-take-take) is completely draining, esp when you have a young family. Something's gotta give.
When dad's on his deathbed I'll pay a last visit and I'll go to his funeral. Other than that, I have no interest.
He royally screwed up being a dad and husband. I gave him a second chance - every opportunity to make a relationship with his grandkids - and he fucked that up too.
I owe him nothing. And I'm missing out on.....nothing.
OMFG I don't care about your shitty parents......take it to the bukkit with the rest of the poor put upon peas who have neglectful daddies and narcissistic mommies.
In my 45 years I have never seen such a group of sad sacks woe is me my parents suck bitches ever.
Mary's parents are bad news. The less time she spends with them, the better chance she has for a peaceful, sane life. She's also obliged to protect her kids.
OMFG I don't care about your shitty parents......take it to the bukkit with the rest of the poor put upon peas who have neglectful daddies and narcissistic mommies.
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Glad your world is so perfect that you didn't have to deal with any of that. Not everyone is so lucky.
CONSTANTLY. I literally do NOT have a single SECOND of ANY day that I'm not in pain. Mainly from fibromyalgia, but I also have carpel tunnel in both hands/arms, tendonitis, bursitis, arthritis, migraines...I'm embarrassed even saying all this because I feel like a psycho. It is hard to believe that one person can have SO many health issues--and I didn't even list all of them! I had my first minor stroke at only 35, and had 4 more minor and one major between 2004-2007. I constantly deal with the effects of that like messing up my speech, concentrating, memory problems, problems with simple math, and not being able to type like I used to.
Bet you're sorry you asked by now reading this lol! If not--I also have a link in my signature to my story about my battle with necrotizing fasciitis (flesh-eating bacteria disease) and this February had a hysterectomy to remove a 7 pound uterine fibroid.
For a year this month, I've had horrendous lower back/right flank pain. I've gone numerous times to the ER, thought it was kidney stones, had x-rays, CAT scan, NOTHING is showing ANYTHING. I'm SO frustrated because this pain is REAL. I cannot bend, I have to constantly have my ds picking stuff up for me, I can barely breathe a lot of the time nevermind function from it and like you, my primary dr. blew it off recently and I ended up telling her off. I don't know what to do next because there HAS to be SOMETHING causing this. Why can no one figure it out??
It is very depressing having chronic pain, especially when some friends and family just don't understand and think you can just suck it up and do what you need to do. I've thought about just deleting this post at least 5 times as I'm typing it because as I said before, I sound like a paranoid hypochondriac. But I'll post it, and hope at least it makes you feel a little less alone. __________________________________________
Whenever someone is more than happy to give a litany about health issues I always wonder if they're a hypochondriac. It's almost like they're gleeful about telling you all of their symptoms.
Glad your world is so perfect that you didn't have to deal with any of that. Not everyone is so lucky.
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I am sorry you got the short end of the parenting stick but stop trying to out martyr each other on the anonymous interwebs. In reality no one cares that you had a sucky childhood. If it's that bad get a therapist and deal with it.
I am sorry you got the short end of the parenting stick but stop trying to out martyr each other on the anonymous interwebs.
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I don't think everyone is trying to out martyr anyone here at the blog. It helps to hear other people have gone what you have and understand. Don't be such a bitch and scroll on by.
I am sorry you got the short end of the parenting stick but stop trying to out martyr each other on the anonymous interwebs. In reality no one cares that you had a sucky childhood. If it's that bad get a therapist and deal with it. August 15, 2011 2:11 PM
I have to agree. I had a craptastic childhood, but I'm not about to start whining about it online at the NSBR smack blog. There are sites where you can find support and whine away.
And honestly, if it's that bad and still fucking up your life, then go get some therapy.
Before i go look, I'm gonna guess that 26 was writen by shelly/michellesomething with that goofy ass scrapping cartoon/paper piecing thing in her signature.
She's a fucking nutcase. Hypochondria doesn't even begin to cover how extreme her obsession with being sick is.
Before i go look, I'm gonna guess that 26 was writen by shelly/michellesomething with that goofy ass scrapping cartoon/paper piecing thing in her signature.
OMG...that shelly chick is a complete nutbag!! really,someone needs to put that pill popping, whiny ass cunt out of her fucking misery. She is a headcase!
Ah, it was that shelly creature. It looks like her signature says Sheila or something.
She sounds scary crazy. I little yelled a little out loud when I got to the part in her post about her telling off her doctor when the doc "blew her off."
The scariest thing to me is she mentioned something about making her DS do all the bending, picking up, etc. for her. OH MY GOD, can you imagine what a house of horrors that poor boy's life must be?
I just have a mental image of a nasty ass, Jabba the Hut type of lazy hypochondriac bitch sitting in a recliner and barking all kind of orders at that poor kid. And then her "telling off" everyone who dares to disagree with her or suggest that she is a total fucking nutcase.
Like we didn't see this coming. From Libis' blog. --------------------- Leaving Libis? from Am I a funny girl? by Lizz I'm torn.
As I move more into blogging, and as I prepare to move over to Wordpress, I'm presented with a bit of a problem, and a decision must be made.
It's my name.
I've used "Libis" or some variation of it, for as long as I've been online (way back in the mid-1990s. Seriously.) It's what my sister has always called me (Well, that and "Bibis") because she couldn't say "Elizabeth" when she was 2, and that's what my parents called me until I was old enough to choose Liz instead (And then Lizz, but that's a whole 'nother post!)
Libis has been with me for a long time, and now I'm thinking about leaving her behind. I have met some incredible friends under the guise of this name, befriended some amazing women. But I've also had some of my absolute darkest days, gotten some of my harshest criticism.
From a branding and self-marketing standpoint, it makes more sense for me to have my blog (www.amiafunnygirl.com) and Twitter handle match, or at least coordinate. As it is now, @libismorgan, it matches my current blog, but once I move to WordPress, every URL will be under my own domain, my own hosting. In short, I'm taking control of my blog. There are a couple of variations that go with my blog name, that are available as I write this, but I can't bring myself to click the button.
I'm kind of proud that I've kept the name as long as I have; when I got caught up in some drama last year, I kept it. I didn't run and hide, or try to eliminate evidence of Libis, I just removed myself from that situation and moved on with my life... knowing that *I* know I'm a good person, and that misunderstandings and a lack of the big picture can't take that away from me.
It didn't even occur to me that this would be hard; leaving it from my blog URL is easy; I'm so thrilled to have my own domain, to be moving to the next big thing for my blog, that it's a non-issue. But my Twitter handle? I have a group of friends now, who know me as @libismorgan, and I think part of me worries they'll lose track of me if I change my identity.
Sigh.
So, what do you think? Should I get over myself and move on, or is there a good enough reason to keep Libis alive?
Christ on a cracker. Hey idiot with the hard-on for libis, you are just giving her blog hits (and therefore revenue) when you keep obsessively visiting her blog.
What the fuck is the appeal? Why can't you let it go?
If you were one of the dumb cunts who gave her money, you must have given her a whole hell of a lot to keep up with this kind of obsession. If she fleeced you that bad, file charges on her ass and MOVE THE FUCK ON.
3:55: Obviously, several people do. So skip the posts, bitch, and shut the fuck up. No one cares about your bitchy handslapping. August 15, 2011 3:57 PM
Wrong. It's obvious there's just you carrying on with this stalking.
I frankly have no vested interest in the Libis bullshit. I think she's a thief and I think the people she stole from were naive to give to a stranger in the first place.
I'm just sick of the bitches who think they get to dictate the subject matter on a fucking public message board.
A post about, or related to, 2 Peas, at least has relevance to this blog.
What purpose does your bitching serve, other than to make you feel better? Are you not smart enough to ignore things you don't want to read?
No hits to her blog. She is in my Google Reader. I even did the whole copy/paste thing here so she wouldn't get any hits. As for having a hard on for her... No! I've kept her blog in my reader because I can't wait to see her go down in flames for what she did.
I didn't give a cent to that lying bitch. There was a time when I would have, but I could see that it wasn't going to end well and passed the donation hat on to the next person.
I never noticed until today's talk of shelly69 the hypochondriac, but there sure are a lot of peas that seem a bit, um, hyper-focused on health issues and their personal ailments. The front page of the NSBR is especially heavy with this today.
No kidding, 50! There's sooo many Bukkit members that suffer from fibromyalgia.....which is basically a disease made up to explain the "pain" a bunch of whiny, bored housewives "suffer" from.
Basically, a lot of bored, lazy cows who want an excuse for their laziness.
No hits to her blog. She is in my Google Reader. I even did the whole copy/paste thing here so she wouldn't get any hits. As for having a hard on for her... No! I've kept her blog in my reader because I can't wait to see her go down in flames for what she did.
I didn't give a cent to that lying bitch. There was a time when I would have, but I could see that it wasn't going to end well and passed the donation hat on to the next person. August 15, 2011 4:04 PM ^^^^ What utter crapola.
You want to see her go down in flames for what she did?
Good luck with that, but even if she does, go enjoy it on your own and quit spamming this board with her lame blog posts.
I agree with the others that say she's less than relevant. This blog is for smacking on the NSBR peas. libis is long gone. Anyone who wants to obsess over her with you can go straight to her blog.
27, how is explaining why Mary Mary might go so long without seeing her mother trying to out-martyr someone on an anonymous smack blog? It isn't like those of us who provided an explanation traded posts about our bad childhoods. I don't get into that.
52-I think most of these "fibro" nitwits have mental issues but refuse to seek mental therapy so their doc slaps the "fibro" label on them so they shut the fuck up.
What is usually prescribed for "fibro"? Um yeah, fucking antidepressants. They are all head jobs in sweatpants.
leave my DARLING BABY libis alone!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!
How sad and pathetic that you are trashing my sweet, innocent baby girl out of jalosy and spite.
libis knows the truth, our family knows the truth, and soon the whole damn internet will know the truth because she's going to be a RRICH and FAMOS blogger!!1
Damn 53, take your fucking meds. Plenty of fucking Ps left but still get smacked on, get the fuck over it you twat! ------------- hm, I don't think it's 53 that needs the meds.
62 - they are gay, okay? And the guy had no family, so the brother brought him home. The family is stunned the guy actually died. What's odd about this?
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1. Post #9 - which you apparently missed - questioned/could not comprehend why M2 wasn't in contact with her mother. Others came on to try and explain.
Anonymous said... 72 Damn 53, take your fucking meds. Plenty of fucking Ps left but still get smacked on, get the fuck over it you twat! ------------- hm, I don't think it's 53 that needs the meds.
August 15, 2011 6:22 PM
Then you can't read. But hey, if that's what you think, that's life. Everyone has an opinion.
62 - they are gay, okay? And the guy had no family, so the brother brought him home. The family is stunned the guy actually died. What's odd about this? ----- this makes no sense, either
the whe thing sounds bizarre-even the peas are saying that
Ah raindancer is doing more complaining about her husband's mysterious health issues. I think I'll pass on opening that one. Her posts make itch to use the spinning eye smiley
62 - they are gay, okay? And the guy had no family, so the brother brought him home. The family is stunned the guy actually died. What's odd about this?
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Did you even read the OPs post?? Both the guy AND her brother in law died. So, the guy that went home to die passed away, and the BIL that invited him to spend his last days at his house also died. So...two men died.
Holy Fuck...Writermoms head is stuck so far up her own ass! Bless her heart that she doesn't tell her friends that their 'deals' on clothes are NO WHERE NEAR AS AWESOME AS HERS. NO ONE CAN RIVAL THE AWESOME SHOPPING SHE DOES. DON'T EVEN TRY, SHE WILL TELL YOU HOW MUCH BETTER SHE IS. What a cunty bitch!
Does anyone else remember hypochondriac-shelly's post about her hospital stay how the nurses took forever to respond to her buzzer and her pain!was!a!72! on a scale of 1 to 10. she is seriously nuts, a total self-absorbed nut case. She post on NSBR and was roasted over the coals but I can't find that thread in her history, there is one on the stamping board. She must have been a fucking nightmare for the nurses. I can picture her call light flashes and they all saying "I'm not gonna do it, YOU do it" and finally sending in the Korean-speaking janitor.
OMG! Did anyone read Libis' blogher update? A bookdeal, really? Who the hell would want to read about her miserable life? Proof that there really is a sucker born every minute.
Every time I see someone whining about how medical people Done Them Wrong, I just roll my eyes. I don't believe any of that shit other than "I had surgery."
The comments about fibromyalgia are quite insulting. I don't have it - thank god, but two of my family members do and they both deal with it daily. Sad part is there is little they can do to improve their situation - yes most of it is mental, but nothing they can fix easily. The pain is really there. How frustrating that they can't feel better and can't get respect from the majority of the world. It really does suck and I wouldn't wish it on anyone, even the blog bitches.
98, yeah I remember that thread. Woman is beyond crazy, and she sounds like a drug seeker, too. You can bet that every doctor's office, urgent care, and hospital in her vicinity knows about her and has to make the staff rotate on dealing with her. You can bet that every poor newbie on staff gets stuck with her until they rise up and rebel.
113: Once you get past the OP it's better. She wants to eat nothing but fruits and vegetables for one week. Literally nothing else. No bread, no rice. What an idiot.
She must have been a fucking nightmare for the nurses. I can picture her call light flashes and they all saying "I'm not gonna do it, YOU do it" and finally sending in the Korean-speaking janitor.
Most people wouldn't last two days on a fruit and veggie only diet. And they'll be cranky as hell too.
She's getting defensive about her planned diet. If you had a bunch of people whose advice you solicited telling you it's a BAD IDEA, wouldn't you listen? Oh wait, not in pea land.
Don't get your panties in a bunch 127 I was trying to figure out where the suicide thread was, I don't give a shit about RHOBH so I never would have opened it thinking it was a suicide thread.
settle down 132. It was the only thread about someone who had died. I figured by process of elimination that the blog bitches would figure it out. But I know better for next time.
Why do so many of the peas kids have IEPs? Are they really that common out there in the real world? I wonder what the life-threatening situation is. Allergic to peanuts?
PeaNut 196615 - March 2005 Posts: 2904 Layouts: 2 Loc: in front of my computer - where else would I be? Posted: 8/16/2011 12:02:19 PM - Any cookbook should have meat free recipes. the are usually called side dishes.
I think a lot of Pea kids are "special needs" because their mothers need something to do with their time.
What percentage of the Peas would you say "suffer" from fibromyalgia and/or have a "special needs" snowflake?
Talk about a drain on the system. All these bitches with their IEP's, and their advocates, and their pretend medical situations....and they're all probably the first to bitch about welfare recipients, etc.
Like you, I'll give my sympathy to people with real illnesses and real pain.
And note to the hand-sloppy fibro sympathizer: every.one. Has psychological pain to deal with. "fibro" people are no more deserving of being treated like special snowflakes than you or me.
Save your self-righteous drivel for the pod. You'll find plenty of acceptance for that shit over there.
"I have been to two colleges with my son...who is going into his Sophomore year of high school. He has said since he was 8 years old that he wants to be in ministry, so we visited a local Christian college, and a Bible college further away. In his case, it's more to give him an idea of what college might be like, since he's homeschooled, and isn't used to a classroom setting. Also, the Bible college has a summer program for high schoolers that I would like him to attend in a year or two. He will be more comfortable doing that if he sees where he would sleep, and what the people are like."
Fucking pathetic. ----------------- "ok this is even more bizzare. I counted the number of people LISTED under who I am following and it's at 49. even though it should be like 70 or 80 and SAYS there is only 40.
ETA: and the followers that should be 450 ish is saying 227 but is counting out at about 290. "
She actually counted how many followers she had? FFS!
These Pinterest Peas are fucking FREAKS!!! They pin stupid shit like cake balls, brownies, shoes and artery clogging cream of something casseroles. Oh, unless you are that one freak that must be getting a divorce because all she pins are soft corn porn pics and stupid whiny sayings like a horny teenager in fucking heat
Do you really think she sat in an office from 7:30am to 5:00pm and NO ONE would help her? Sounds like bullshit. ---------------------- Nope. I agree that she is full of shit. I also think she's being very melodramatic and acting like an attention whore. The Pea way. Especially for peamoms of speshul snowflakes
#159, I believe that dumbass helicopter mom sat there until the office staff asked her to leave. She probably didn't get the appt time she wanted and she is gonna make sure her spechul snowflake is first in line for all the benes.
Retard fruit doesn't fall far from the rotted twisted tree, dontcha know.
Yeah, I gotta agree. Sometimes I do believe there is a reason why some women cannot get pregnant. Laws of Nature and all but most of them prefer to believe that the great man in the clouds is smiting them because they masturbated too much as tweenie boppers.
Hahaha, I'm a life long Democrat and I plan to go and vote in the Republican Primary if Rick Perry is still in the game. I despise that POS Mofo, he is a blight on Texas and I would LOVE to see that D minus student as POTUS with a Democratic Senate and those rabid Tea Baggers who hate him.
You think Obama is a do nothing POTUS trying to redistribute the wealth to his black brothas and sistas wait till Gov. GoodHair is in the oval office. He will be selling his influence to the highest bidder regardless of the rules and if he doesn't get his way he will pull a NIXON.
Hehehe, Run! Rick Run! Straight to Hell you avarice religious freak.
And the infertile is back again with a warning to us all. --------------- I'd have more sympathy for her if she was infertile and nice. But this one's infertile and a raging bitch.
wait till Gov. GoodHair is in the oval office. He will be selling his influence to the highest bidder regardless of the rules -------------------------------------------------- This is no different than the Bush and Cheney years. Which is why the U.S. is FUBAR right now.
I get so annoyed by the infertiles who turn everything into an excuse to whine or bitch about the sad hand life dealt them. August 16, 2011 3:34 PM ^^^
175, that's a good one....I want to punch a bitch when I hear that.
The thing that gets me about the fertility/infertility obsessed is that their obsession makes it clear it's not about the child - it's about the parent. And their obsessive need to have their very own precious snowflake.
I also laugh at how most of these people are all about "god's will"....till it's god's will that they not reproduce. After that, it's "god's will" that the IVF work...
So true, 176. That "God's Will" bullshit makes me want to scream. I did not have infertility problems, but did have a baby stillborn. So many assholes told me it was "god's will" or that it was for the best, since, obviously, something must have been wrong with the baby. Um, no-the cord was wrapped around his neck.
Miss Jen is one of the worst God's will offenders. Won't accept that it could have been GOD's WILL that she shouldn't reproduce. Nope, just claims it was GOD's WILL that she buy somebody's frozen baby pops. She and the other infertiles like her need their throats punched.
OhYvonne, when are ya gonna update your profile pic? It's 10 years old now and you no longer look like that. Oh, and your signature photo is stupid. Who gives a fuck what kind of ugly shoes you and your daughter are wearing?
Why aren't naturally fertile people going out and adopting since there are so many children in need? Well, maybe because people just want to have a family by conceiving. Or maybe because people realize that it's not like there are a ton of kids sitting around waiting and all you have to do is just decide to adopt and blammo, it's a done deal. It's just not that easy. There are a million reasons why people don't adopt, as there are a million reasons why people do adopt. Why should infertile people be the ones who are supposed to carry the special moral burden of solving the "child in need" problem?
Yvonne will forever hide behind that old ass profile picture. Notice how she took a pic of her kid with that chick from the Real Housewives? Like the kid even knows who the hell that old bag is. The prom queen doesn't want her imaged cracked like her damn face is.
Why should infertile people be the ones who are supposed to carry the special moral burden of solving the "child in need" problem? ************************************************** You're not BUT when your damn ovaries don't work, maybe someone is trying to fucking tell you something. Instead of adopting a baby, you spend bazillions of dollars on treatments and frozen pops then you give birth to a special snowflake that you proceed to fuck up for the rest of society to deal with.
No one said it's our ("our" being "the infertiles" you referred to) job to adopt every orphan in the world.
But paying thousands of dollars for fertility treatments (to often bring a developmentally/physically disabled) baby into the world strikes me as being a hugely self-centered thing to do.
Most of these women turn into KA: they're first obsessed with getting pregnant (or the fact that they can't), and then they want medals for dealing with the health issues of the child they worked very hard to engineer. It's all about them - and it's obvious to anyone outside of this sick little mindset, too. Maybe that's why it's not obvious to you.
Adoption costs a lot more than most infertility treatments....maybe if it was actually affordable more would do it. Last time I checked it was close to $40k in my state. Who has that kind of money to pay all at once?
Why should infertile people be the ones who are supposed to carry the special moral burden of solving the "child in need" problem? August 16, 2011 4:16 PM
Because if you're going to disregard god's will, then you have a choice: adopt or create a science experiment that will most likely be disabled.
How much do fertility treatments cost? Hubby and I have great insurance, and fertility treatments are covered under our plan. (Group plan in the good old state of CA.) Even with insurance, our co-pays would have been in the neighborhood of a few thousand dollars per EACH IVF attempt.
I don't buy the money argument. It takes money to force yourself to get pregnant, too.
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AnnieSM is such a drama whore. Someone needs to get her and avedadiva together and let them try to out-drama each other. They would be perfect as BFFs
How come TravelAgent has to write something about her profession in everything she posts?
Just because you take photos, doe not mean you are a photographer.
Many peas need to learn this analogy.
To name a few....
Freebird
Peano
Angela Marvel
Chris Jenkins
I think Freebird is the biggest offender. She asks as though she is the hottest shit around but in reality, she lives in a trailer in the middle of nowhere. Of course her stuff sells out there but if she was to ever move into a bigger market, she would be sunk.
Her attitude about being holier than thou sucks too.
How to keep kids full?
Simple: If they are hungry, let them have something to eat.
I will never understand the peas who want to control when and how much their children eat. Helicopter parents!
Hey, it looks like giatocj (she of the giant annoying siggy) got rid of it. Or well, maybe she just unchecked the box this one time. Either way, I'm grateful.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3112269
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3112339
I like MaryMary, but jeebus on a cracker, if your mother is 73 and in terrible health how and why would you go 6 years without seeing her? This is odd.
I think Mary squared has issues with her mother. Not sure if her father was abusive but there is some family issues going on there.
AnnieSM is such a drama whore. Someone needs to get her and avedadiva together and let them try to out-drama each other. They would be perfect as BFFs
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A 6 year old getting in fist fights? Seriously who does this?
There are actually people who WANT TO MEET Lauren? Are you fucking kidding me? There are some total whack jobs on 2Peas!!!
I dont remember details, but her mother was abusive and negligent. Mary put up with years of her mothers crazy, then decided to cut ties.
I did the same with my own father. It sucks when it's someone you love. Spent years and years trying to make it work. But putting up with the craziness, chaos, abusiveness (and in my case his complete self-absorbtion ie take-take-take) is completely draining, esp when you have a young family. Something's gotta give.
9, if you had a bad mother, would you go visit her?
Mine is a borderline personality user. I wouldn't spend five minutes visiting her, even if she were older and in poor health.
Mary has never said (to my knowledge) exactly what the deal was with her parents, but I can't fault her.
I see an old ratty, smoke-belching Buick and I run and duck.
13 again.
When dad's on his deathbed I'll pay a last visit and I'll go to his funeral. Other than that, I have no interest.
He royally screwed up being a dad and husband. I gave him a second chance - every opportunity to make a relationship with his grandkids - and he fucked that up too.
I owe him nothing. And I'm missing out on.....nothing.
How come TravelAgent has to write something about her profession in everything she posts?
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Good Lord, yes it does get old, doesn't it?
Am I the only one who finds SharlaG annoying and not the least bit witty and funny?
Reminds me of Lanus. Trying way too hard.
16 I could have written that word for word. Except I don't know if it would be worth it when he passes to spend the money to travel to his funeral.
I think what breaks my heart the most is he will have never known how wonderful his grandchildren are.
OMFG I don't care about your shitty parents......take it to the bukkit with the rest of the poor put upon peas who have neglectful daddies and narcissistic mommies.
In my 45 years I have never seen such a group of sad sacks woe is me my parents suck bitches ever.
I don't mind sharlag but lanus and writermom can suck it with their I'm such a hipster cool mom wanna be vibe.
Mary's parents are bad news. The less time she spends with them, the better chance she has for a peaceful, sane life. She's also obliged to protect her kids.
OMFG I don't care about your shitty parents......take it to the bukkit with the rest of the poor put upon peas who have neglectful daddies and narcissistic mommies.
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Glad your world is so perfect that you didn't have to deal with any of that. Not everyone is so lucky.
I can't stand Lanus. Tries waaay too hard. She thinks she is hot shit.
Anonymous said... 24 I can't stand Lanus. Tries waaay too hard. She thinks she is hot shit.
August 15, 2011 2:00 PM
and butt fucking ugly
CONSTANTLY. I literally do NOT have a single SECOND of ANY day that I'm not in pain. Mainly from fibromyalgia, but I also have carpel tunnel in both hands/arms, tendonitis, bursitis, arthritis, migraines...I'm embarrassed even saying all this because I feel like a psycho. It is hard to believe that one person can have SO many health issues--and I didn't even list all of them! I had my first minor stroke at only 35, and had 4 more minor and one major between 2004-2007. I constantly deal with the effects of that like messing up my speech, concentrating, memory problems, problems with simple math, and not being able to type like I used to.
Bet you're sorry you asked by now reading this lol! If not--I also have a link in my signature to my story about my battle with necrotizing fasciitis (flesh-eating bacteria disease) and this February had a hysterectomy to remove a 7 pound uterine fibroid.
For a year this month, I've had horrendous lower back/right flank pain. I've gone numerous times to the ER, thought it was kidney stones, had x-rays, CAT scan, NOTHING is showing ANYTHING. I'm SO frustrated because this pain is REAL. I cannot bend, I have to constantly have my ds picking stuff up for me, I can barely breathe a lot of the time nevermind function from it and like you, my primary dr. blew it off recently and I ended up telling her off. I don't know what to do next because there HAS to be SOMETHING causing this. Why can no one figure it out??
It is very depressing having chronic pain, especially when some friends and family just don't understand and think you can just suck it up and do what you need to do. I've thought about just deleting this post at least 5 times as I'm typing it because as I said before, I sound like a paranoid hypochondriac. But I'll post it, and hope at least it makes you feel a little less alone.
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Whenever someone is more than happy to give a litany about health issues I always wonder if they're a hypochondriac.
It's almost like they're gleeful about telling you all of their symptoms.
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Glad your world is so perfect that you didn't have to deal with any of that. Not everyone is so lucky.
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I am sorry you got the short end of the parenting stick but stop trying to out martyr each other on the anonymous interwebs. In reality no one cares that you had a sucky childhood. If it's that bad get a therapist and deal with it.
I am sorry you got the short end of the parenting stick but stop trying to out martyr each other on the anonymous interwebs.
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I don't think everyone is trying to out martyr anyone here at the blog. It helps to hear other people have gone what you have and understand. Don't be such a bitch and scroll on by.
WTF? Who wrote 26? If it's from a pea post, spill who wrote it or give a link.
If it's just somebody whining-take that shit to a hypochondriac message board or blog.
fuck.me.running.
No one but a fellow hypochondriac wants to hear that shit.
I am sorry you got the short end of the parenting stick but stop trying to out martyr each other on the anonymous interwebs. In reality no one cares that you had a sucky childhood. If it's that bad get a therapist and deal with it.
August 15, 2011 2:11 PM
I have to agree. I had a craptastic childhood, but I'm not about to start whining about it online at the NSBR smack blog. There are sites where you can find support and whine away.
And honestly, if it's that bad and still fucking up your life, then go get some therapy.
FFS, who let the new pea brigade in?
Writermom works my nerves way more than Lanus. Writermom is such a self-congratulatory ass so much of the time.
Lanus does often try too hard, but IMO she doesn't have the *extreme* superiority complex that writermom does.
WM is a first class twat.
Before i go look, I'm gonna guess that 26 was writen by shelly/michellesomething with that goofy ass scrapping cartoon/paper piecing thing in her signature.
She's a fucking nutcase. Hypochondria doesn't even begin to cover how extreme her obsession with being sick is.
here you go 29
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3112161
With a thread title like that it's practically begging for hypochondriacs to post.
Before i go look, I'm gonna guess that 26 was writen by shelly/michellesomething with that goofy ass scrapping cartoon/paper piecing thing in her signature.
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dead nuts on.
OMG...that shelly chick is a complete nutbag!! really,someone needs to put that pill popping, whiny ass cunt out of her fucking misery. She is a headcase!
Lanus sucks your Anus needs to pluck those goddammned caterpillars that are attached to her forehead.
I also love how she talks about wearing clothes from 1987. Bitch looks like she hasn't aged well.
Ah, it was that shelly creature. It looks like her signature says Sheila or something.
She sounds scary crazy. I little yelled a little out loud when I got to the part in her post about her telling off her doctor when the doc "blew her off."
The scariest thing to me is she mentioned something about making her DS do all the bending, picking up, etc. for her. OH MY GOD, can you imagine what a house of horrors that poor boy's life must be?
I just have a mental image of a nasty ass, Jabba the Hut type of lazy hypochondriac bitch sitting in a recliner and barking all kind of orders at that poor kid. And then her "telling off" everyone who dares to disagree with her or suggest that she is a total fucking nutcase.
Lanus does often try too hard, but IMO she doesn't have the *extreme* superiority complex that writermom does.
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Probably because she knows she's got a bad case of teh uglies.
Well, if that's writermom in her avatar, she's not exactly a looker herself. Pretty fugly there, too.
Never seen a pic of Lanus, so i don't know how they really compare.
I still say writermom is a twat extraordinnaire
Like we didn't see this coming. From Libis' blog.
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Leaving Libis?
from Am I a funny girl? by Lizz
I'm torn.
As I move more into blogging, and as I prepare to move over to Wordpress, I'm presented with a bit of a problem, and a decision must be made.
It's my name.
I've used "Libis" or some variation of it, for as long as I've been online (way back in the mid-1990s. Seriously.) It's what my sister has always called me (Well, that and "Bibis") because she couldn't say "Elizabeth" when she was 2, and that's what my parents called me until I was old enough to choose Liz instead (And then Lizz, but that's a whole 'nother post!)
Libis has been with me for a long time, and now I'm thinking about leaving her behind. I have met some incredible friends under the guise of this name, befriended some amazing women. But I've also had some of my absolute darkest days, gotten some of my harshest criticism.
From a branding and self-marketing standpoint, it makes more sense for me to have my blog (www.amiafunnygirl.com) and Twitter handle match, or at least coordinate. As it is now, @libismorgan, it matches my current blog, but once I move to WordPress, every URL will be under my own domain, my own hosting. In short, I'm taking control of my blog. There are a couple of variations that go with my blog name, that are available as I write this, but I can't bring myself to click the button.
I'm kind of proud that I've kept the name as long as I have; when I got caught up in some drama last year, I kept it. I didn't run and hide, or try to eliminate evidence of Libis, I just removed myself from that situation and moved on with my life... knowing that *I* know I'm a good person, and that misunderstandings and a lack of the big picture can't take that away from me.
It didn't even occur to me that this would be hard; leaving it from my blog URL is easy; I'm so thrilled to have my own domain, to be moving to the next big thing for my blog, that it's a non-issue. But my Twitter handle? I have a group of friends now, who know me as @libismorgan, and I think part of me worries they'll lose track of me if I change my identity.
Sigh.
So, what do you think? Should I get over myself and move on, or is there a good enough reason to keep Libis alive?
A summary for those who don't want to read the Liebis (Libis Morgan) thread:
I'm thinking of changing my name so I can find a whole new group of people to fleece!
PS
The last group of people I fleeced were meanies.
fibis: NO ONE FUCKING CARES
3:55: Obviously, several people do. So skip the posts, bitch, and shut the fuck up. No one cares about your bitchy handslapping.
Christ on a cracker. Hey idiot with the hard-on for libis, you are just giving her blog hits (and therefore revenue) when you keep obsessively visiting her blog.
What the fuck is the appeal? Why can't you let it go?
If you were one of the dumb cunts who gave her money, you must have given her a whole hell of a lot to keep up with this kind of obsession. If she fleeced you that bad, file charges on her ass and MOVE THE FUCK ON.
3:55: Obviously, several people do. So skip the posts, bitch, and shut the fuck up. No one cares about your bitchy handslapping.
August 15, 2011 3:57 PM
Wrong. It's obvious there's just you carrying on with this stalking.
Suck it, dumb ass pea.
So where are the pics of Lanus?
who the fuck handslaps on a smack blog? Get your ass back to the bucket 42 we don't want you here.
As for Fibis... Ha! Does she really think a name change will erase all that she has done? Did you see the part where he says,
"knowing that *I* know I'm a good person, and that misunderstandings and a lack of the big picture can't take that away from me."
Really, Lizz? I think it was you that couldn't see the big picture. Un-fucking-believable.
I frankly have no vested interest in the Libis bullshit. I think she's a thief and I think the people she stole from were naive to give to a stranger in the first place.
I'm just sick of the bitches who think they get to dictate the subject matter on a fucking public message board.
A post about, or related to, 2 Peas, at least has relevance to this blog.
What purpose does your bitching serve, other than to make you feel better? Are you not smart enough to ignore things you don't want to read?
No hits to her blog. She is in my Google Reader. I even did the whole copy/paste thing here so she wouldn't get any hits. As for having a hard on for her... No! I've kept her blog in my reader because I can't wait to see her go down in flames for what she did.
I didn't give a cent to that lying bitch. There was a time when I would have, but I could see that it wasn't going to end well and passed the donation hat on to the next person.
I never noticed until today's talk of shelly69 the hypochondriac, but there sure are a lot of peas that seem a bit, um, hyper-focused on health issues and their personal ailments. The front page of the NSBR is especially heavy with this today.
Amen 48!
No kidding, 50! There's sooo many Bukkit members that suffer from fibromyalgia.....which is basically a disease made up to explain the "pain" a bunch of whiny, bored housewives "suffer" from.
Basically, a lot of bored, lazy cows who want an excuse for their laziness.
No hits to her blog. She is in my Google Reader. I even did the whole copy/paste thing here so she wouldn't get any hits. As for having a hard on for her... No! I've kept her blog in my reader because I can't wait to see her go down in flames for what she did.
I didn't give a cent to that lying bitch. There was a time when I would have, but I could see that it wasn't going to end well and passed the donation hat on to the next person.
August 15, 2011 4:04 PM
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What utter crapola.
You want to see her go down in flames for what she did?
Good luck with that, but even if she does, go enjoy it on your own and quit spamming this board with her lame blog posts.
I agree with the others that say she's less than relevant. This blog is for smacking on the NSBR peas. libis is long gone. Anyone who wants to obsess over her with you can go straight to her blog.
STFU
27, how is explaining why Mary Mary might go so long without seeing her mother trying to out-martyr someone on an anonymous smack blog? It isn't like those of us who provided an explanation traded posts about our bad childhoods. I don't get into that.
Another one who thinks 49 is way overinvested.
If you didn't give a cent to her and really don't care, why are so focused on watching her go down?
REally? YOu really think she's going down in flames?
I almost feel sorry for you.
49 is just some pathetic fibromyalgia pea who gave me $10 and is totally jealous of my huge blog success.
Get a life, girlie.
And thanks for the $. It covered a quick trip to Starbucks for me ;)
52-I think most of these "fibro" nitwits have mental issues but refuse to seek mental therapy so their doc slaps the "fibro" label on them so they shut the fuck up.
What is usually prescribed for "fibro"? Um yeah, fucking antidepressants. They are all head jobs in sweatpants.
The fibis fixation is not healthy, and frankly; it's gotten stupid.
They are all head jobs in sweatpants.
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ha! so true :)
God damn you fucking Libis. Put that fucking 10 spot in the fucking Disneyland change jar you cuntnozzle!!!
leave my DARLING BABY libis alone!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!
How sad and pathetic that you are trashing my sweet, innocent baby girl out of jalosy and spite.
libis knows the truth, our family knows the truth, and soon the whole damn internet will know the truth because she's going to be a RRICH and FAMOS blogger!!1
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3112377
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What a strange story. Something just doesn't sound right.
Isn't this where we say, "Hi Libis"
Only an idiot would defend her.
LMFAO @ Libis and the Starbucks card! Haha...that's the thanks we've been waiting for. FINALLY!
I think that was actually a bit more gracious than Liebis' "thank you" email that she sent out to a few of the people she snookered.
Damn 53, take your fucking meds. Plenty of fucking Ps left but still get smacked on, get the fuck over it you twat!
Anonymous said... 55 Another one who thinks 49 is way overinvested.
If you didn't give a cent to her and really don't care, why are so focused on watching her go down?
REally? YOu really think she's going down in flames?
I almost feel sorry for you.
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Stop.talking.to.yourself!
that "pea you'd like to meet" thread looks like a giant fucking circle jerk for ass kissers and wannabees.
67-Dude, you nailed it!!
It is the dork practically wetting themselves to jack off the dork next to them.
69
I'm glad that nobody says they want to meet me
Who said they wanted to meet L'Urine?
Damn 53, take your fucking meds. Plenty of fucking Ps left but still get smacked on, get the fuck over it you twat!
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hm, I don't think it's 53 that needs the meds.
I can't think of a single pea I'd like to meet.
62 - they are gay, okay? And the guy had no family, so the brother brought him home. The family is stunned the guy actually died. What's odd about this?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3112211
Hooolllyyy Shit. Now this is how you troll. Busypea gets at least an 8/10 for this one. So very predictable who would respond to this post.
but stop trying to out martyr each other
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1. Post #9 - which you apparently missed - questioned/could not comprehend why M2 wasn't in contact with her mother. Others came on to try and explain.
2. Who made you boss of this blog?
3. Fuck off.
Anonymous said... 72 Damn 53, take your fucking meds. Plenty of fucking Ps left but still get smacked on, get the fuck over it you twat!
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hm, I don't think it's 53 that needs the meds.
August 15, 2011 6:22 PM
Then you can't read. But hey, if that's what you think, that's life. Everyone has an opinion.
If you didn't give a cent to her and really don't care, why are so focused on watching her go down?
REally? YOu really think she's going down in flames?
I almost feel sorry for you.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This^^^^^
The libis stalker is getting downright creepy.
Glass houses, baby.
62 - they are gay, okay? And the guy had no family, so the brother brought him home. The family is stunned the guy actually died. What's odd about this?
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this makes no sense, either
the whe thing sounds bizarre-even the peas are saying that
time to stop feeding the troll
Hey Hostile...I want to tongue you RAW while you moan and scream Libis's name.
YUMmmmmmmy....!
lol haters, u jelly?
I'm glad that nobody says they want to meet me
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I feel the same way.
81, you need meds
Take note of the Peas who think they are soooo much smarter than Warren Buffet. LMAO
What pathetic, delusional creatures they are.
I think it's funny that some loser pea is obsessed with me. Just keep sending me those blog hits-it's almost as nice as the cash donations were! ;)
81, you need meds
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NO I NEED YOUR JUICY LIBIS-OBSESSED TWAT!
86, yeah that list has the usual suspects on it
Jeebus, who let the 12 year old in?
Sorry, but I would never, ever be on the same team as Skybar.
Ah raindancer is doing more complaining about her husband's mysterious health issues. I think I'll pass on opening that one. Her posts make itch to use the spinning eye smiley
62 - they are gay, okay? And the guy had no family, so the brother brought him home. The family is stunned the guy actually died. What's odd about this?
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Did you even read the OPs post?? Both the guy AND her brother in law died. So, the guy that went home to die passed away, and the BIL that invited him to spend his last days at his house also died. So...two men died.
74=cuckoo for cocoa puffs
94-yeah, really, really weird.
To the dumbass: READ THE FUCKING POST!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3112102&pg=2
Holy Fuck...Writermoms head is stuck so far up her own ass! Bless her heart that she doesn't tell her friends that their 'deals' on clothes are NO WHERE NEAR AS AWESOME AS HERS. NO ONE CAN RIVAL THE AWESOME SHOPPING SHE DOES. DON'T EVEN TRY, SHE WILL TELL YOU HOW MUCH BETTER SHE IS. What a cunty bitch!
Does anyone else remember hypochondriac-shelly's post about her hospital stay how the nurses took forever to respond to her buzzer and her pain!was!a!72! on a scale of 1 to 10. she is seriously nuts, a total self-absorbed nut case. She post on NSBR and was roasted over the coals but I can't find that thread in her history, there is one on the stamping board. She must have been a fucking nightmare for the nurses. I can picture her call light flashes and they all saying "I'm not gonna do it, YOU do it" and finally sending in the Korean-speaking janitor.
I believe she had the thread pulled by the sweet tiny terror.
I fucking HATE Writermom. She's a cunt.
OMG! Did anyone read Libis' blogher update? A bookdeal, really? Who the hell would want to read about her miserable life? Proof that there really is a sucker born every minute.
98 - here it is:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3076878#28538761
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3112456
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It's the first sign of the apocalypse. Quick everyone panic!!!!
Every time I see someone whining about how medical people Done Them Wrong, I just roll my eyes. I don't believe any of that shit other than "I had surgery."
" "
The comments about fibromyalgia are quite insulting. I don't have it - thank god, but two of my family members do and they both deal with it daily. Sad part is there is little they can do to improve their situation - yes most of it is mental, but nothing they can fix easily. The pain is really there. How frustrating that they can't feel better and can't get respect from the majority of the world. It really does suck and I wouldn't wish it on anyone, even the blog bitches.
It's a smack blog 106 if someone isn't insulted then your doing it wrong. duh, winning!!!!
98, yeah I remember that thread. Woman is beyond crazy, and she sounds like a drug seeker, too. You can bet that every doctor's office, urgent care, and hospital in her vicinity knows about her and has to make the staff rotate on dealing with her. You can bet that every poor newbie on staff gets stuck with her until they rise up and rebel.
Lol, 106! That was a great pea parody! ;)
****Take note of the Peas who think they are soooo much smarter than Warren Buffet. LMAO****
How fucking hilarious is that? Tell me, Peas, how would YOU handle the nation's financial crisis. I just know YOU have the answers. For fuck's sake.
"fibro" = mentally fubar
****Take note of the Peas who think they are soooo much smarter than Warren Buffet. LMAO****
Yep, they were exactly who I thought they'd be.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3112487
The OP is so poorly written it's laughable.
113: Once you get past the OP it's better. She wants to eat nothing but fruits and vegetables for one week. Literally nothing else. No bread, no rice. What an idiot.
I'm glad that nobody says they want to meet me
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I feel the same way.
Me three
Who was getting the most mentions in the "Who Do You Want to Meet?"? I am guessing Mary Mary, Athena, Peabay and Batya topped the list.
Op of #106. Um no not a pea parody. Just forgot where I was posting. Should have expected the bashing Carry on with your hateful nastiness.
fibromyalgia = hypochondriac
fibromyalgia = label given to chronic whiners
fibromyalgia = fake "illness" used to gain attention
fibromyalgia = medical excuse used by lazy people, do they don't have to do anything
fibromyalgia = mental case
Grammar Queen said... 113 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3112487
The OP is so poorly written it's laughable.
August 16, 2011 6:49 AM
Is her hair blonde too?
She must have been a fucking nightmare for the nurses. I can picture her call light flashes and they all saying "I'm not gonna do it, YOU do it" and finally sending in the Korean-speaking janitor.
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This is still making me laugh.
Most people wouldn't last two days on a fruit and veggie only diet. And they'll be cranky as hell too.
She's getting defensive about her planned diet. If you had a bunch of people whose advice you solicited telling you it's a BAD IDEA, wouldn't you listen? Oh wait, not in pea land.
WTG Prom Queen. Hijaking a thread about a suicide with pics of your precious snowflake.
Take note of the Peas who think they are soooo much smarter than Warren Buffet. LMAO
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For the record:
Skybar
Jonduh
lynlam
snowsilver
anabananna
jodster
jacqab
utpea
bumpea
nightowlscrapper
travelagent
ALL BUSINESS AND ECONOMIC GENIUSES - WAYY SMARTER THAN WARREN BUFFET!
NEVER FORGET!!!
Jesus 122, you need to link.
monet06 must be new to the nsbr, she's in for a ride.
"IMO: If you don't have anything nice to say you shouldn't say anything"
From here things that make me angry thread.
her, not here but I'm sure all you grammar bitches figured that out.
Oh for Christ's sake 124
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3112503
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3112527
hahahahahahaha!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3112530
child of grace is the biggest fucking moran that has ever existed at the pod. She asks the MOST STUPID FUCKING questions all.the.fucking.day.long.
Later this afternoon, I expect her to make a post entitled "Breathing, how do I do it?".
God, I wish she would shut the fuck up.
thank you 127.... :)
S/O-Which blog bitch would you most like to meet?
Well, I for one would love to get drunk with Candy Boots and Anonymous. How about you bitches?
Don't get your panties in a bunch 127 I was trying to figure out where the suicide thread was, I don't give a shit about RHOBH so I never would have opened it thinking it was a suicide thread.
:::pats 132 on the head:::
settle down 132. It was the only thread about someone who had died. I figured by process of elimination that the blog bitches would figure it out. But I know better for next time.
wiping my ass . . . how would suggest I do that?
129, ITA but she's got some stiff competition with Annabella and 2peafaithful.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3112522
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Why do so many of the peas kids have IEPs? Are they really that common out there in the real world?
I wonder what the life-threatening situation is.
Allergic to peanuts?
scraps_of_time
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 196615 - March 2005
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Posted: 8/16/2011 12:02:19 PM
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Any cookbook should have meat free recipes. the are usually called side dishes.
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106, thanks for not wishing an imaginary disease on us. How kind of you.
You, yourself, admitted that the "pain" is all in your family member's heads.
Why not reserve your sympathy for people actually in pain? Like cancer patients? I'll save my true sympathy for them.
All the fibro "sufferers" can go suck on an anti-psychotic med for all I care. They're a HUGE drain on our system, and most of them just want drugs.
that thread is not a pile on. They can check out our handy dandy epic post sections for those ;)
I think a lot of Pea kids are "special needs" because their mothers need something to do with their time.
What percentage of the Peas would you say "suffer" from fibromyalgia and/or have a "special needs" snowflake?
Talk about a drain on the system. All these bitches with their IEP's, and their advocates, and their pretend medical situations....and they're all probably the first to bitch about welfare recipients, etc.
Hypocrites and hypochondriacs, most of 'em.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3112527
OP deleted an all of her posts have gone *poof*
Guess she didn't have her big girl panties on today
Any cookbook should have meat free recipes. the are usually called side dishes.
and are usually made with a lot of stuff mixed in that isn't good for you.
people lived and were healthy for a lot of yrs before all of that extra stuff was made to make natural food unhealthy for us.
most Americans eat very unhealthy food. not sure it should even be called food. God actually provided us with everything we need to eat - plant based.
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Skybar telling us how to be healthy.
Eat good and smoke a pack a day.
duly noted.
I'm a vegetarian but just the thought of Skybar being one makes me want to go eat a cow.
Ugh, she makes me sick
Seriously. They are acting like the world is collapsing around them. I LOST FOLLOWERS!!!!!!111!!!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3112456
Fucking pathetic.
139-sing it, sister!!!
Like you, I'll give my sympathy to people with real illnesses and real pain.
And note to the hand-sloppy fibro sympathizer: every.one. Has psychological pain to deal with. "fibro" people are no more deserving of being treated like special snowflakes than you or me.
Save your self-righteous drivel for the pod. You'll find plenty of acceptance for that shit over there.
Skybar can go eat a big sack of dicks.
"I have been to two colleges with my son...who is going into his Sophomore year of high school. He has said since he was 8 years old that he wants to be in ministry, so we visited a local Christian college, and a Bible college further away. In his case, it's more to give him an idea of what college might be like, since he's homeschooled, and isn't used to a classroom setting. Also, the Bible college has a summer program for high schoolers that I would like him to attend in a year or two. He will be more comfortable doing that if he sees where he would sleep, and what the people are like."
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Yeah, I fucking bet that has been his dream and has fuckin nothing to do with Mom and her homeschool brainwashing ways.
148-I can just image what that little dweebie kid looks like. Complete nerd and his momma dresses him funny.
Oh, and Momma teaches him that his dick will fall off if he masturbates and smites his "seed"
Oh forget it - arguing with some of you people is a waste of time because you will never get it anyway.
Then when he's a 40 year old minister, his wife will catch him sneaking out to the gay bars in a pair of assless chaps.
Seriously. They are acting like the world is collapsing around them. I LOST FOLLOWERS!!!!!!111!!!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3112456
Fucking pathetic.
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"ok this is even more bizzare. I counted the number of people LISTED under who I am following and it's at 49. even though it should be like 70 or 80 and SAYS there is only 40.
ETA: and the followers that should be 450 ish is saying 227 but is counting out at about 290. "
She actually counted how many followers she had? FFS!
I want to have drinks with 147 and 151. ;)
These Pinterest Peas are fucking FREAKS!!! They pin stupid shit like cake balls, brownies, shoes and artery clogging cream of something casseroles. Oh, unless you are that one freak that must be getting a divorce because all she pins are soft corn porn pics and stupid whiny sayings like a horny teenager in fucking heat
::face palm::
What about me? :(
I like the ones who pin stuff regarding weight loss motivation.
HELLO?! Get off the damn couch, stop pinning, and go move your fucking ass. How's that for motivation?
soft corn porn pics
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wha?????
oh come on 157 do really not know it should say soft core porn? What the hell are you a Mormon?
Do you really think she sat in an office from 7:30am to 5:00pm and NO ONE would help her? Sounds like bullshit.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3112522
oh come on 157 do really not know it should say soft core porn? What the hell are you a Mormon?
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We are talking about peas here. It's more likely to be corn than porn.
Do you really think she sat in an office from 7:30am to 5:00pm and NO ONE would help her? Sounds like bullshit.
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Nope. I agree that she is full of shit. I also think she's being very melodramatic and acting like an attention whore. The Pea way. Especially for peamoms of speshul snowflakes
And the infertile is back again with a warning to us all. Desperate infertiles make me laugh. Maybe there is a reason you can't get pregnant.
Maybe there's a reason why you are such a stupid bitch. Crawl back into the garbage can Oscar.
Crawl back into the garbage can Oscar.
Ohhh them are fightin words!! LMAO. So I guess it's Oscar the Bitch now?
Sorry infertile, 162 is right.
#159, I believe that dumbass helicopter mom sat there until the office staff asked her to leave. She probably didn't get the appt time she wanted and she is gonna make sure her spechul snowflake is first in line for all the benes.
Retard fruit doesn't fall far from the rotted twisted tree, dontcha know.
Yeah, I gotta agree. Sometimes I do believe there is a reason why some women cannot get pregnant. Laws of Nature and all but most of them prefer to believe that the great man in the clouds is smiting them because they masturbated too much as tweenie boppers.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3111941
Hahaha, I'm a life long Democrat and I plan to go and vote in the Republican Primary if Rick Perry is still in the game. I despise that POS Mofo, he is a blight on Texas and I would LOVE to see that D minus student as POTUS with a Democratic Senate and those rabid Tea Baggers who hate him.
You think Obama is a do nothing POTUS trying to redistribute the wealth to his black brothas and sistas wait till Gov. GoodHair is in the oval office. He will be selling his influence to the highest bidder regardless of the rules and if he doesn't get his way he will pull a NIXON.
Hehehe, Run! Rick Run! Straight to Hell you avarice religious freak.
And the infertile is back again with a warning to us all.
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I'd have more sympathy for her if she was infertile and nice. But this one's infertile and a raging bitch.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/silicon-valley-billionaire-funding-creation-artificial-libertarian-islands-140840896.html
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So, Johnduh, are your bags packed?
A floating city/state, out in the middle of the ocean, with loose building codes, and easy weapon regulations? Sounds like Libertarian perfection!
A floating city/state, out in the middle of the ocean, with loose building codes, and easy weapon regulations? Sounds like Libertarian perfection!
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That should be easy ASS weapon regulations...buttplugs and 20 inch dildos!
We already know his asshole is Looser than a Goose with the shits.
167, you make some good points. Unfortunately, they're a bit marred at the end.
avarice is a noun.
Rick Perry is avaricious.
wait till Gov. GoodHair is in the oval office. He will be selling his influence to the highest bidder regardless of the rules
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This is no different than the Bush and Cheney years. Which is why the U.S. is FUBAR right now.
I agree with 162 & 168.
And, wait for it....I'm infertile. I've mentioned it here before. It sucks, I was sad, but my husband and I figured nature is smarter than we are.
I get so annoyed by the infertiles who turn everything into an excuse to whine or bitch about the sad hand life dealt them.
I get so annoyed by the infertiles who turn everything into an excuse to whine or bitch about the sad hand life dealt them.
August 16, 2011 3:34 PM
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THIS. x1000
Or even worse, 173, the infertiles who get all handslappy with parents and say shit like "well, at least you can have children. I can't."
Didn't Bostonheart do that quite a few times? Or maybe it was cookscrapper. Probably both of them.
I just noticed cookscrapper hasn't been posting lately. WOO HOO!
175, that's a good one....I want to punch a bitch when I hear that.
The thing that gets me about the fertility/infertility obsessed is that their obsession makes it clear it's not about the child - it's about the parent. And their obsessive need to have their very own precious snowflake.
I also laugh at how most of these people are all about "god's will"....till it's god's will that they not reproduce. After that, it's "god's will" that the IVF work...
So true, 176. That "God's Will" bullshit makes me want to scream. I did not have infertility problems, but did have a baby stillborn. So many assholes told me it was "god's will" or that it was for the best, since, obviously, something must have been wrong with the baby. Um, no-the cord was wrapped around his neck.
Miss Jen is one of the worst God's will offenders. Won't accept that it could have been GOD's WILL that she shouldn't reproduce. Nope, just claims it was GOD's WILL that she buy somebody's frozen baby pops. She and the other infertiles like her need their throats punched.
I think I'm going to vote for Sarah Palin in my state's Republican primary. Just for shits and giggles.
178-a pox upon your household.
OhYvonne, when are ya gonna update your profile pic? It's 10 years old now and you no longer look like that. Oh, and your signature photo is stupid. Who gives a fuck what kind of ugly shoes you and your daughter are wearing?
Why aren't naturally fertile people going out and adopting since there are so many children in need? Well, maybe because people just want to have a family by conceiving. Or maybe because people realize that it's not like there are a ton of kids sitting around waiting and all you have to do is just decide to adopt and blammo, it's a done deal. It's just not that easy. There are a million reasons why people don't adopt, as there are a million reasons why people do adopt. Why should infertile people be the ones who are supposed to carry the special moral burden of solving the "child in need" problem?
Yvonne will forever hide behind that old ass profile picture. Notice how she took a pic of her kid with that chick from the Real Housewives? Like the kid even knows who the hell that old bag is. The prom queen doesn't want her imaged cracked like her damn face is.
Why should infertile people be the ones who are supposed to carry the special moral burden of solving the "child in need" problem?
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You're not BUT when your damn ovaries don't work, maybe someone is trying to fucking tell you something. Instead of adopting a baby, you spend bazillions of dollars on treatments and frozen pops then you give birth to a special snowflake that you proceed to fuck up for the rest of society to deal with.
Stop being such a whiner.
Uh my ovaries work just fine....it is not always the woman's fault dumbass.
No one said it's our ("our" being "the infertiles" you referred to) job to adopt every orphan in the world.
But paying thousands of dollars for fertility treatments (to often bring a developmentally/physically disabled) baby into the world strikes me as being a hugely self-centered thing to do.
Most of these women turn into KA: they're first obsessed with getting pregnant (or the fact that they can't), and then they want medals for dealing with the health issues of the child they worked very hard to engineer. It's all about them - and it's obvious to anyone outside of this sick little mindset, too. Maybe that's why it's not obvious to you.
184-alright dumbass. sorry your impotent husband is shooting da blanks. bitch
hey, 184, divorce the no sperm producing dude and marry a fertile one.
Adoption costs a lot more than most infertility treatments....maybe if it was actually affordable more would do it. Last time I checked it was close to $40k in my state. Who has that kind of money to pay all at once?
Ah yes just divorce him because he has a medical condition, now there's a wonderful idea. Yeah it is clear who the dumbass is and it ain't me.
Why should infertile people be the ones who are supposed to carry the special moral burden of solving the "child in need" problem?
August 16, 2011 4:16 PM
Because if you're going to disregard god's will, then you have a choice: adopt or create a science experiment that will most likely be disabled.
But hey, by all means, go for the selfish option.
Actually children created by ART technology have no higher chance of being disabled, but nice try.
Hey 181, if being a parent is really that important to the infertiles, WHY would you/they consider it a MORAL BURDEN to adopt and love a child?
Actually children created by ART technology have no higher chance of being disabled, but nice try.
August 16, 2011 4:34 PM
Proof please.
Hey 192, you got $40k I can borrow?
Was KA's baby created by ART?
Personal responsibility, 194. Personal responsibility.
Exactly 196, we all do what we can afford and what is right for us. And for me it is infertility treatments, not adoption.
The infertiles are also driving up health care and insurance costs because of all the bullshit UNNECESSARY medical procedures they're demanding.
Are you religious, 197?
How much do fertility treatments cost? Hubby and I have great insurance, and fertility treatments are covered under our plan. (Group plan in the good old state of CA.) Even with insurance, our co-pays would have been in the neighborhood of a few thousand dollars per EACH IVF attempt.
I don't buy the money argument. It takes money to force yourself to get pregnant, too.
So, blog owner janedoe, ARE you janedoescrapper2?
BINGO 200. The money argument is bullshit.
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