Tuesday, August 30, 2011

SPACE.

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

mememememememememememememememememememme!!!

Anonymous said...

I feel for JustLizzy but why did she move across the country, away from friends and church?

That thread is starting to feel pretty awkward and forced. They won't be able to let Lizzy be her own thread-killer.

Anonymous said...

I saw her mention to someone on there that they missed her big posting about it two years ago. I didn't see it either. Did she move to be closer to her daughter? I don't know how to help someone who shoots down every viable suggestion.

And she is Mormon. I am not, but from what I've heard from other Mormon friends, all she has to do is ask and she will be given help. She needs to feel useful again. Get her the proper telephone and give her some responsibility in the church or something.

Aren't there some Mormon peas in her area that could call on her behalf?

Anonymous said...

Should I read the Justlizzy thread? I've been avoiding it. Maybe if I get bored.

Anonymous said...

Don't bother #5.

Sanctity of Marriage said...

Hey Skybar!!! Bill O'Rielly's available!!

Anonymous said...

Don't read it, #5. It is depressing as hell.

Anonymous said...

carolgscrapper on that sex shop thread is gross. She lost a bunch of weight and then ended up divorced. I cannot believe how fast these bitches end up whoring around with their next victims aka Man Meat. Saying she gets an orgasm within 30 seconds. Yeah, right lady.

Anonymous said...

Have you SEEN Justlizzy? That is depressing in and of itself.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115454
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Seriously, carolgscrapper? I don't think having an o after 30-45 seconds is really something to brag about...

Anonymous said...

Sorry, #9, didn't see your post before I posted #11. I guess we are on the same wavelegnth.

What is her story??

Anonymous said...

Jonduh's in his 40's! I thought that part of his stupidity was due to being young and dumb. He's a grown man! He's even more pathetic than I thought he was! How scary and teatardish! Ewwwwwwww!


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And the target demo for Atlas Shrugged is 15 year old, socially awkward males, who spend their time fapping to online porn in their mom's basement while dreaming of one day ruling the world.

So yeah, pathetic.

Anonymous said...

What I'm not getting about JustLizzy is that she mentioned that she has no insurance and can't afford proper medical care but on another thread she says she doesn't work because she doesn't have to. WIth the stick out your tongue smiley no less...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3115479#29124284

Why would you voluntarily stop working if you really couldn't afford to?

Anonymous said...

The first "what homemade gifts are the peas making for Christmas" has been posted.

Meaning, I'm too poor and cheap to give you a store bought gift. Somebody tell the peas, nobody wants a their homemade crap.

Can't wait for after Christmas, to see all the woe is me posts/threads, "the gift recipient glanced at my homemade gift, and quickly tossed it aside".

Anonymous said...

Wow, I bet she gets so embarrassed when she sobers up - stooopid bithch.

Anonymous said...

I've been *slightly* depressed so I can understand the feeling of hopelessness...but damn, from the other side it's frustrating when any suggestions and offers of help are met with "no".

Anonymous said...

who are you talking about #16?

Anonymous said...

carolgscrapper #18. I forgot to refresh and thought I was after the post before talking about her :)

Anonymous said...

I've been *slightly* depressed so I can understand the feeling of hopelessness...but damn, from the other side it's frustrating when any suggestions and offers of help are met with "no".

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Exactly. She has shit on every helpful idea given to her in that thread. I wish her well, but christ.

Anonymous said...

Is Justlizzy another one on disability? Is that why she doesn't have to work?

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be surprised. Typical Republiscum.

Anonymous said...

She retired.

Anonymous said...

The stupid pinterest invitation threads are starting to get really old. You can invite yourselves to pinterest, dumbasses.

Anonymous said...

i'm just jealous. I don't know that I've had 4-5 o's in my lifetime.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, are you serious 25?

I can have 4-5 a night sometimes when DH and I are having a good romp.

I'm SO SORRY. That has got to be terrible!

Anonymous said...

I think my record in a day was 7.

Great day.

Anonymous said...

I've never been able to have an orgasm with my boyfriend, or any of the other guys I've been with.

I think my vagina is broken. I can give them to myself though and sometimes do during sex but it's more tedious ;)

Anonymous said...

wow. buy a vibrator.

Anonymous said...

At times we have to glaze our own ham, so to speak. Nothing wrong with that.

Anonymous said...

LMAO @30.

Anonymous said...

wow. buy a vibrator.

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I have two. They don't really get me off either, my hands do the trick better.

I need pressure, not vibrations. Weird, eh?

Anonymous said...

Funny, Lizzy has no problem whatsoever going to the doctor when she has actual physical problems, but mental is where she's trying to save a buck?


That's some disordered thinking right there.

Anonymous said...

Ok, a question regarding multiple orgasms.

When people say this, are they referring to multiple times a night from sex, then snuggle, sex, then snuggle.

Or are they saying during one session, they can come multiple times?

OR, are they saying they get one HUGE O, then waves of smaller ones?

I get one huge, then multiple waves of less intense. But after I orgasm, I have to stop for a bit because continued sex becomes painful. I am just too sensitive at that point where any touch is not pleasurable. I've never considered that multi orgasmic. It's just one looong nice one.

Anonymous said...

I love sex and I have orgasm but I do not have orgasms from intercourse, ever. It doesn't matter the size of the penis or how "good" the guy is. Intercourse feels good but it does not get me off.

I need oral or direct clitoral stimulation and I can orgasm and they rock my fucking socks off!!!

During intercourse, my DH has used one of those vibrating cock rings on my clit and that works to get me off. He really doesn't care that I don't O during intercourse, he is happy to do whatever I need to get me off.

Orgasm during intercourse is NOT the be all, end all of sex and don't let anyone tell you it is. Don't let anyone make you think you should be squirting after 10 minutes of a guy thrusting his dick in and out. Find out what YOU need to get off and make sure your man (or woman) does it. Period.end.of.story.

Anonymous said...

34-I wonder that too. My orgasms are MANY intense waves and spasms that can last for a good while if I keep moving the correct way. I consider that one orgasm, since it is for ME.

I consider MULTIPLE orgasms to be have an orgasm, wait a bit, go again and have another orgasm, wait a bit and go again...lather rinse and repeat.

My initial orgasm is usually long enough and intense enough that I don't want anymore...I am spent and too sensitive.

I don't think those dumb bitches even know what a real intense orgasm feels like.

Anonymous said...

I get off through straight intercourse every time. But then I am not shy about moving my body how I need it positioned. DH knows exactly where my G spot is when I move my hips upwards.

I can also get off through oral and manual stimulation, but much prefer intercourse. Though DH's oral is out of this world, I just love the closeness of intercourse.

My record for O's is 13 in one night. This was when DH and I were first living together and we'd fuck from 4pm to 4am. lol.

And when I O it's usually a few REALLY big ones, and then smaller ones. The easiest way for this is if I'm on top.

Anonymous said...

Thank you 35.

I've had the gambit of dick sizes in me (that sounds bad) and none of them worked.

I just can't O from sex. It doesn't mean I don't enjoy it, I do and I still have fun.

Some of the guys have been disappointed they couldn't get me to O but whatever.

Anonymous said...

"That's some disordered thinking right there."

That's what mental problems are about, though. People with those issues don't think the same way as you (maybe) and I (definitely) as 'sane' adults.

"Funny, Lizzy has no problem whatsoever going to the doctor when she has actual physical problems"

heck, even some of the most mentally disturbed can look at a thumb hanging off and see they need help.

Anonymous said...

34 here again. I can orgasm from intercourse, but the best ones are from clit stimulation. But like the response after mine, my huge one, and then multiple waves immediately after, I consider only one orgasm. Are people claiming those as multiples?

And if I was to play around for 12 hours, sure, I'd have multiple o's, but I still don't consider that multi orgasmic. Are there really women who can have one, continue that same sex episode, and have two or three more huge ones within a few minutes and same session?

Anonymous said...

OK I don't get lizzys 'i dont work cuz i dont have to' comment vs her 'i can't afford to go to the doctor' comment??

Anonymous said...

34: My `record` was in 1 night, including foreplay O's. But during actual sex sometimes it's just one right after the over-- the build up, the peak, the panting, followed by another build up.

Anonymous said...

34: So basically, in regards to your last posts last sentence, yes.

Anonymous said...

So this is the point where a smack blog officially becomes a sexual therapy/sexual brag blog? OK

Anonymous said...

And the target demo for Atlas Shrugged is 15 year old, socially awkward males, who spend their time fapping to online porn in their mom's basement while dreaming of one day ruling the world.

So yeah, pathetic.

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Quoted for truth.

Anonymous said...

If she's having an orgasm in 30 seconds...it's not an orgasm. So many posts have shown how ignorant the peas are about so many bodily functions.
I bet many of the claim they have them, but don't.

Anonymous said...

I've had the gambit of dick sizes in me (that sounds bad) and none of them worked.

I just can't O from sex. It doesn't mean I don't enjoy it, I do and I still have fun.
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This is me too.

Anonymous said...

JustLizzy retired early, which was weird. She had a stable job with full benefits. She moved from San Diego to rural Missouri. From the outside it looked like a whim.

She's really put herself in a bigger financial bind than originally portrayed. And now she's stuck in a place with very little resources, vs. a city which would help her in more ways than one.

Anonymous said...

It's not size, it's what you do with it! Not to mention it can take work from our end, to get a proper G-spot O.

Anonymous said...

Can someone please pass Lizzy an Ambien? That thread is never going to end. She is plowing through and discarding advice like nobody's business.

Anonymous said...

JustLizzy is a pretty good example of a Republican who votes against her own interests. It would be humorous, if the result wasn't so tragic.

Anonymous said...

I love sex and I have orgasm but I do not have orgasms from intercourse, ever. It doesn't matter the size of the penis or how "good" the guy is. Intercourse feels good but it does not get me off.

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Only about 30% of women O from intercourse alone.

Anonymous said...

So true, 51.

This is what she posted regarding health care back in March.
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As for how people do it? My COBRA ran out the end of last year. In January (of course) I almost cut my thumb off in a dumb accident. There was no question in my mind of going to the ER or not. It was deep and I have diabetes. I knew I would need stitches.

I now have a $1000 thumb!!! Approximately $500 for the ER and the same again for the doctor's services. The hospital gave me a rather substantial discount for paying in cash and I'm trying to negotiate something similar with the Physician's Group.

I am looking for work with ins, but in the mean time, I know if I get hurt or sick again, I'll just have to bite the bullet and pay the bill. My regular doctor gives a 25% discount to all her cash-paying patients, so I am able to keep up with my regular diabetes visits, and I get my Rx filled at WM for $4 each.

How do we do it? We put money aside for emergencies, and we make payments when there isn't enough in the bank. Oh, and I am much more CAREFUL with sharp implements now!
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Anonymous said...

When the healthcare reform insurance exchange goes into effect, JL should be able to buy into a policy that will absorb some of that pain.

Again, it's boggling that someone with diabetes or a similar serious medical condition would walk away from their job without backup. In this economy, no less.

Anonymous said...

Ditto that #54

Anonymous said...

I don't think those dumb bitches even know what a real intense orgasm feels like.
August 30, 2011 12:54 PM

You could bet money on it. And carolgscrapper is head dunce.

Anonymous said...

I thought Lizzy was just dying to leave liberal, broke California. Missouri was supposed to be a cheap, conservative haven for her. Am I remembering wrong?

She must be under 65 if she's retired w/o medical insurance. I think she worked for the state, so she should have decent retirement benefits.

Anonymous said...

Re: Current Peanut Allergy Thread

I'm ok with the school being nut free for your Special Snowflake ONLY IF the school is willing to install HEPA filters throughout the school for my Special Snowflake with severe environmental allergies (hay fever, pollen, smog, etc..)

If not, then the those nut-ter parents need to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Anonymous said...

Hells Bells, if she worked for the state she *has* to be drawing a decent check.

My mother retired without medical and still pays a supplement to medicare now that she IS of age. She worked a low paying factory job and could swing it. FFS.

Anonymous said...

I think JustLizzy is 95% full of shite.

And really, isn't the lack of available help for her EXACTLY what she advocates with her politics??

Anonymous said...

ITA 58. Those peanut allergy parents need to STFU and homeschool their special snowflakes.

Anonymous said...

She must be under 65 if she's retired w/o medical insurance. I think she worked for the state, so she should have decent retirement benefits.
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She is only 52! Her plan wasn't very well thought-out.

Anonymous said...

I don't think those dumb bitches even know what a real intense orgasm feels like.
August 30, 2011 12:54 PM

You could bet money on it. And carolgscrapper is head dunce

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It seems like a lot of them have only been with one man. If I stayed with the first man I was with, I probably wouldn't have either.

Anonymous said...

She posted this just over a month ago.

"I retired 2 years ago at the ripe old age of 50! I love it. Three of my grandkids live about 400 miles away, so I visit them a handful of times each year. I just had two of the kids here for 10 days in June.

I travel a lot; I love to drive. I scrapbook , read, have a calling at Church, and work on DIY projects on the house I bought when I retired. Since I moved 1700 miles at the same time I retired, there's always something or someplace to explore.

Heck - I can't look for work - I'm too busy."

Anonymous said...

Attention whore. Plain and simple.

Anonymous said...

Heck - I can't look for work - I'm too busy."
^^^^
Yeah, too busy posting on 2peas. Bitch needs a job.

Anonymous said...

Wow, #64. I hadn't read that. So she goes from that to suicidal in a month. Is she bipolar?

And didn't she say at one point she worked for the county? She would have pers then instead of social security. I know a woman who retired from San Diego county at 50, had her house paid off and another one that her son lived in, also paid off. She traveled and had a great life. Finally met a man and remarried.

So Lizzy just didn't think something through properly. Sounds like she should go back to work to bring in enough to pay some medical bills and to keep her involved with others.

Anonymous said...

I'm getting awfully tired of the latest pea catchphrase: meal plan.

I bet half those women end up rolling through the drive-through anyway. Planning or no.

Anonymous said...

Wow, #64. I hadn't read that. So she goes from that to suicidal in a month. Is she bipolar?
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Ummm....that's what is pinging my radar.

Lizzy needs to a)get to the ER, b)get some meds, c) then get a job. She's only 52 FFS.

Bootstraps, etc etc.

Ayn Rand said...

Wait...I thought families would take care of their own in need, backed up by voluntarily-funded) churches and charitable organizations. No need for tax-payer funded gov't assistance.

Good to see that's working out so well.

Anonymous said...

Heck - I can't look for work - I'm too busy."

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Peaing. And they call the blacks and browns lazy and shiftless. @@

Anonymous said...

I think Lizzy got in a fight with her daughter, and is now throwing a tantrum, and what better way to get attention...go to the bukkit and play the depression card

Anonymous said...

Maybe Athena and Johnda et al can take up a collection for Lizzies doctor and meds.

Whatcha say there? How 'bout it?

Anonymous said...

I am BiPolar, and it is a bitch to live with.
So I hope to hell that JustLizzy is truly ill. And not just trying to drum up sympathy.

Anonymous said...

Not really comfortable with the Lizzysmack! I kind of hope she is faking. Scary shit. I, for one, hope she's okay.

Anonymous said...

I think Lizzy got in a fight with her daughter, and is now throwing a tantrum, and what better way to get attention.

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Yea, wtf is that all about? She's posting pictures of her, then saying how her dd won't have anything to do with her. What REALLY went down? Inquiring minds..

Anonymous said...

Yeah, shit just doesn't add up with this Lizzy person.

Anonymous said...

Bipolars suck.

Pity party! said...

I'm starting to get a clue why her dd (or anyone else, it appears) won't have anything to do with her.

Anonymous said...

ITA, 79. When everyone who's come in contact with you runs the other way, maybe it's time for some self-examination, accountability, and effort.

Anonymous said...

JustLizzy sounds like just another batshit crazy pea. Add her to the ranks of loons along with L'Urine, BitterPill esinger, Raindancer, Jonduh, me or is it my?shelly and the endless list goes on . . .

Anonymous said...

Looks like helicopter band mom is back with another band drama. Damn.

Anonymous said...

82-shoot the band geek drama mama!! I can't go an entire school year seeing her stupid band geek posts.

Anonymous said...

LOL, don't worry 83. It looks like her special vegetarian snowflake will be quitting band because of the mean, douchey, "tool" of a band director.

I mean, the nerve! He actually expected kids to bring necessary supplies and reprimanded them when they didn't!!!1 Then, he called a meeting with the snowflake's parents because he's been hearing rumoring that the snowflake is rabble-rousing, and trying to start trouble in the band. THE NERVE!1 of that mean old band director!!
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I would LOVE to hear the other side of this story. I can almost guarantee that this family is every public school's worst fucking nightmare.

Anonymous said...

48-I remember when she posted that she was retiring at 50ish and moving from San Diego to the midwest, (who does that!) I thought she was crazy!

I'm so bad at remembering stuff but didn't she post that she was having issues with her roommates or something about where she was living when she moved to the midwest. Peas gave a bunch of advice and she shot all of it down, just like with this current thread.

Anonymous said...

I'm getting awfully tired of the latest pea catchphrase: meal plan.

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Ugh, ITA. It sounds so institutional.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Athena and Johnda et al can take up a collection for Lizzies doctor and meds.

Whatcha say there? How 'bout it?

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LOL. Athena hates Mormons, although it's been awhile since she's started a thread about it. Although if JustLizzy hadn't moved, she and Athena would be in the same city.

Jonda is a piece of shit. He's swallowed the Ayn Rand philosophy whole. It doesn't matter that he and JustLizzy are on the same side of the political aisle. In his mind JustLizzy's depression and diabetes are her own damn problem, and if she were dying in the street, he'd step over her and keep going. He'd never help, that's Altruism, and Altruism is teh evil because Weak People use it to keep Strong People down.

You see, there are two kinds of people in the Ayn Rand world: Producers and Parasites. Jonda sees himself as a Producer. JustLizzy in his eyes would be a parasite. No help for you.

Fuck, the only people I hate more than Ayn Rand, are Ayn Rand disciples.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to be in Columbia, MO next weekend, and I WON'T be calling JustLizzy to meet up.

Seriously, there are TONS of services available to her, Columbia is a college town, with a large medical community (one in six people work in the health care industry)there are three health systems and SIX hospitals. It may be in the middle of the country but it isn't the middle of nowhere.

She's 70 miles from St. Louis, and 100 miles from Kansas City.

Anonymous said...

Jonda is a worthless cocksucker.

Anonymous said...

So WTH is Ayn Rand?

Anonymous said...

I was wondering just how isolated she was #88.

No so much, I guess.

Anonymous said...

anyone have the 2peabrainless table thread?

Guess Who said...

#81, you might want to update you spreadsheet, I haven't used twisted bitter pill about the top tier podders/"mean girls" since they renamed me "Edgy Coolness" and since you seem to be just a eleventy million pea or one of the "flying monkeys"(put that on your spreadsheet along with "usual pea suspects") slinging a turd or two anon.
Now slink back to the pod where you can kiss some top tier ass, sling a turd in the pile on or play change that letter because you are neither edgy nor cool when you slam someone like JustLizzy because she is bipolar or has problems with her bratty daughter.

Anonymous said...

She was an obscure, terrible 'writer' whose works appeal to undereducated, misfit losers who blame everyone else for their problems and lack of success. Sophomoric hero fantasy, if you will.

The irony is Ayn Rand - one of the fiercest critics of big gubmit federal insurance programs - herself collected Social Security and likely received Medicare benefits.

Anonymous said...

He's swallowed the Ayn Rand philosophy whole.

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it's a fad amongst self-hating gays.

Anonymous said...

Making no sense whatsoever 93. Calm down and try again, in English.

Ass Pineapple! said...

Maybe Athena and Johnda et al can take up a collection for Lizzies doctor and meds.
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Athena's far too busy fapping.

Her fantasy man and that paragon of virtue, Dick Cheney, is all over the teevee, spinning history and shooting people in the face. Metaphorically speaking.

Anonymous said...

I'm no fan of carolgscrapper, but I can have an O within 30 seconds of starting. It's not like she said 5 seconds!

Anonymous said...

98-you cannot possibly be having a full, rounded, muscle spasming, wave after wave GOOD orgasm after 30 seconds. There is just no way.

I prefer full on toe curling, screaming O as opposed to a little "fart" off after a dick gives you a thrust or two.

Anonymous said...

Boring. No one cares.

Anonymous said...

I have an orgasm in about four to five minutes, do you fucking care? I sure hope not!

Anonymous said...

The irony is Ayn Rand - one of the fiercest critics of big gubmit federal insurance programs - herself collected Social Security and likely received Medicare benefits.

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Not just that, but she took special care to apply for aid with her lesser known married name, so people wouldn't call her on it.

Anonymous said...

No, 101-the thought of you having an orgasm makes me want to hurl.

Anonymous said...

I met Lizzy in real life. ONCE. Once was enough.
Within five minutes of meeting her she was rude, condenseding & lectured me.
Maybe she would feel better if she didn't behave like a total bitch.

Anonymous said...

I think JustLizzy was asking a question and the p's took it as having suicidal thoughts and it took off from there and she didn't know how to back out of it. I don't know and I think she is enjoying the attention. God how I hope I'm wrong

Anonymous said...

Maybe she would have friends and relatives to hang out with if she didn't behave like a total bitch.

/fixed

Anonymous said...

#78...bipolars suck? or bipolar sucks?

Anonymous said...

LOL thanks @106

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115679
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Maybe she should ask her *Man Meat* to float her a loan for the calculator in exchange for her 30 second gag-gasms.

Anonymous said...

Athena has forgotten all about her Utah Jello belt roots.

Anonymous said...

Lizzy's just *another* depressed LDS. I'd be depressed to.

Athena paid 1k in gay tax to the bigoted Mormons.

Anonymous said...

What does Jonduh think of that?

Anonymous said...

I'm not the one who posted it, but in my opinion, bipolar disease sucks. I know people that have it and they really struggle. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Anyone afflicted with that has my sympathy and my respect for keeping on their meds.

Why is it that people with bipolar disorder get evened out on meds and then decide they don't need them anymore? Two people I know have done that and ended up in the hospital. One lost her children because of it. I felt so bad for her.

Anonymous said...

My friend is bipolar and has gone off her meds a couple of times. She said that the mania is like a drug that they get addicted to and going off meds is like an addict's relapse.

Anonymous said...

Yep @ 114.

Another not-so-fun fact: the most dangerous time (for suicide) is when a bipolar is 1/2 between mania and depression - either cycling up or down.

I lost a good friend from this disease.

Anonymous said...

oh yeah bipolar is a disease and fibromyalgia is not. yikes.

Anonymous said...

I'm no fan of carolgscrapper, but I can have an O within 30 seconds of starting.
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That's bullshit.

Anonymous said...

oh yeah bipolar is a disease and fibromyalgia is not. yikes.

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Well both are mental disorders. Of a different sort.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115665

Overreaction. Another pea PVM.

Anonymous said...

BipolarS suck. You think they have it hard? Their families who have to put up with their shit are the ones who have it hard.

Anonymous said...

93 needs to be in a straightjacket and shot full of some serious anti-psychotics. What a fucking loon @@

Anonymous said...

carolgscrapper
Oh good...the world needs more bee keepers.

PeaNut 27167 - January 2002
Posts: 10632 Layouts: 21
Loc: Just barely on the edge of reason in Allen, Tx

Posted: 8/30/2011 10:13:24 PM

I am going to check the apps for the Iphone...I never think to look for apps that actually serve a purpose. In my world, apps are meant for fun and games!

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Go touch yourself and have an orgasm so you can feel better about being so stupid.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115665

Can you say, sensitive? She should not own a business if she can't deal with rude customers, or if she feels she should be rude back.

Anonymous said...

#103, I believe that is her point, but you obviously don't get it. /eyeroll

Anonymous said...

Waves to ginacivey!

Anonymous said...

In my world, apps are meant for fun and games!

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um yeah in a teacher's world apps are meant for cheating on tests!

Anonymous said...

120- you suck. Cry me a fucking river. YOU can walk away when it gets too hard, but it is in our heads 24/7/365. Until you live it, you can't imagine what it's like.
Yes, I'm bipolar and the pain that it has caused me is enourmous. Yes, my family too.

Anonymous said...

Holy Mother of God - - now the scam begins.

Page 7 of JustLizzie's thread:

"I think the best thing we can do for Lizzy is find a way to get her to a psychiatrist ASAP. A psychiatrist knows a lot more how to treat this than a regular doctor. What if we all took up a collection (one Pea can be in charge) by Pay Pal to gather enough money so that she can see a psychiatrist right away? Anyone with me?"

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3115197&pg=7

Anonymous said...

And now it's own thread. This should be fun to watch.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115764

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115764

Oh boy, a collection for Lizzy?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115764

Welp. It begins.

Anonymous said...

HA, I guess we all think alike

Anonymous said...

I was coming over to share that link as well...who wants to remind her of Libis' trip to Disney? or Promgate

Anonymous said...

Shit, I'd like to go see a counselor. Who wants to send me donation?

Anonymous said...

Lizzy is neither bipolar nor suicidal. As witnessed by that thread, there are plenty of people who struggle with depression. A fundraiser for Lizzy? Fuck me.

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck. There are peas with kids with disabilities, peas with infertility, peas with cancer, peas with so much more they could use help with than an attention whoring Lizzy.

If she really and truly needs to see a psychiatrist she could, with out without the peas. EVen if she was in financial strain-- if you go to the hospital and say you're hopeless you WILL have a psychiatric evaluation. (Even though I'm sure it will take away from the care of people in the hospital who actually need it...)

Anonymous said...

***with or without the peas... fail

@@ said...

Get out your credit cards kids!

Anonymous said...

Shit, I'd like to go see a counselor. Who wants to send me donation?

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The free-market, no-government assistance Teabaggers.

Anonymous said...

No, 127 YOU and other whiny bipolars like you suck. Quit making excuses for your bad behavior, STFU, and take your meds. That's the least you can do for your family. Oh, but it's all about YOU and how YOU feel, isn't it?

Fuck off and die.

Anonymous said...

I can't even believe someone--Lizzy and her friend? or just a dumbass, clueless pea?- has the nerve to try and start a collection for Lizzie. She's about as deserving as Fibis.

Anonymous said...

It amazes me that a grown woman would tell someone, "Fuck off and die."

I'm a blog bitch and I've certainly told people some not so nice things. But fuck off and die?

Not only is it way over the top bitchy, but it reminds me of children. Pre teens. "You can go die in a hole now" type. Do you really think fuck off and die is a good insult or a good way to prove your point? You're an idiot.

Anonymous said...

My kids need a college education that I can't afford. Can anyone help me out?

Anonymous said...

My foot hurts. Someone want to pay for my ibuprofen?

Anonymous said...

120- you suck. Cry me a fucking river. YOU can walk away when it gets too hard, but it is in our heads 24/7/365. Until you live it, you can't imagine what it's like.
Yes, I'm bipolar and the pain that it has caused me is enourmous. Yes, my family too.
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Typical bipolar bullshit.

As the child of a bipolar mother, no I could not ever just walk away-not when I was 5 and she was beating the crap out of me, not when I was 12 and she was causing some crazy scene with the checker at the grocery store, not when I was 18 and she "left" my father and falsely accused him of spousal abuse.

And not now when he has died and left my siblings and I with the responsibility of caring for her. Yeah, like I can just walk away and leave her to terrorize other people when she goes off her meds-which have now progressed to anti-psychotics.

As hard as you think bi-polar is for you, 127, it's much, much harder on your family.

Anonymous said...

Well, crap! Any bitch with a spread sheet have any knowledge of a connection between birukitty and Lizzy? I was actually concerned and now ya have to wonder if it was a scam from the beginning.

Can't imagine ever sending money to a stranger on a message board though.

Anonymous said...

birukitty isn't on my radar. she doesn't post that much but you never, ever know.

Anonymous said...

birukitty said she has memory loss from ECT treatments. That's electric shock treatments, people. Poor lady-she probably needs money way more than JustLizzie

Anonymous said...

Lizzy ought to be ashamed of herself. Attention whoring to the point that a seriously ill woman is duped into trying to take up a collection for her? That's all kinds of wrong.

Anonymous said...

Who saw the college Darcy Collins posted in the calculator thread before deleting.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Bootzee? She's obviously an old pea with a new name. Cunty little thing she is.

Anonymous said...

It was Cal Tech or another school in California. Did she delete??

Anonymous said...

Just because someone once had ECT treatments does not mean they are "seriously ill." Many people have undergone ECTs (even though I personally think they do more good than bad) and through other methods of treatment, are now perfectly healthy.

Anonymous said...

Who thefuck is Darcy Collins and why the fuck do I care where she went to college. Are the spreadsheeters so fucking crazy they track every two-bit pea.

Anonymous said...

Ugh, I agree, bootze is stupid bitch.

Also, just caught Edgy Coolness's post a ways up. Why does she never make any sense and always sound so crazy? I hate her posts. Especially her picture posts.

Anonymous said...

Bootzee is CandyBoots. The dual troll. She trolls here and she trolls there.

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh. Of course. Her account just got deleted, didn't it?

Hey! CandyBoots! Your new internet persona sucks even harder than your last one!

Anonymous said...

Also, just caught Edgy Coolness's post a ways up. Why does she never make any sense and always sound so crazy?

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I consider her the liberal version of Skybar

Anonymous said...

Just because someone once had ECT treatments does not mean they are "seriously ill." Many people have undergone ECTs (even though I personally think they do more good than bad) and through other methods of treatment, are now perfectly healthy.
August 31, 2011 10:12 AM

thank you for your informative lecture on ECTs.

The point of my previous post was that birukitty is probably more in need of $$ than JustLizzie.

And, no matter what kind of shape she's in now, if she needed ECTs, then yes, she was seriously ill. That level of mentally ill is seriously ill.

CandyBoots-Lick 'em said...

156-I am not Bootzee. I was under CandyBoots at the bukkit and the bitches had me banned and deleted. The Pod can kiss my candy ass.

Why do you bitches think I am a troll here? Like any of you post under an actual name?? Get real.

Anonymous said...

Some people here post with their real names.

Anonymous said...

Also, just caught Edgy Coolness's post a ways up. Why does she never make any sense and always sound so crazy?
^^^^
Probably because she really is that crazy. When people show you who they are, believe them.

And the skybar comparison is a very good one.

The state should round them both up, put them in straightjackets, and let them yammer at each other to their hearts' content.

Anonymous said...

It just baffles me that she makes literally zero amounts of sense, she can't even string together a coherent sentence.

Anonymous said...

CandyBoots-Lick 'em said... 160

156-I am not Bootzee. I was under CandyBoots at the bukkit and the bitches had me banned and deleted. The Pod can kiss my candy ass.

Why do you bitches think I am a troll here? Like any of you post under an actual name?? Get real.
August 31, 2011 10:16 AM

Careful, Candyboots-Bootzee-etc. You're starting to sound like AnnieSM

Anonymous said...

It just baffles me that she makes literally zero amounts of sense, she can't even string together a coherent sentence.
August 31, 2011 10:20 AM

True dat. Shit, even skybar manages a coherent sentence once in a blue moon.

Anonymous said...

The state should round them both up, put them in straightjackets, and let them yammer at each other to their hearts' content.

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Being stuck in that room with them is the stuff of nightmares. '

Anonymous said...

What the hell is the deal with this Lizzy chick? She's depressed and cannot get any help under any circumstance? Where does she live? I get the impression she is starving for attention. She may not have any medical insurance, but I'm sure there are many local services that will help her.... if she really WANTS to get help.

For the under-educated: said...

STFU, and take your meds....fuck off and die

_____________________________


Bipolar Disorder can be an extremely difficult disease to medicate - to find the right med, the right dosage, minimize the side effects and hope the positive effects don't fade over time.

My friend had a difficult time finding relief and she ended up doing exactly as you suggested:

She shot herself.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, if the teacher has a problem with it, tell him too bad

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MizIndependent, on the calculator thread.

Really?! If something is required, it means just that! You can't tell a teacher "too bad" because buying an expensive calculator might cut into your Starbucks money or whatever. Stupid arrogant bitch.

Anonymous said...

She shot herself.
August 31, 2011 10:37 AM

How sad. But not any more sad than any other suicide.

Anonymous said...

CandyBoots-Lick 'em said... 160 156-I am not Bootzee. I was under CandyBoots at the bukkit and the bitches had me banned and deleted. The Pod can kiss my candy ass.

Why do you bitches think I am a troll here? Like any of you post under an actual name?? Get real.

August 31, 2011 10:16 AM

STFU Candybootedoutofthebukkit LOLOL

Anonymous said...

Lizzy comes off as one of the most selfish, narcissistic peas ever.

Anonymous said...

Candybootedoutofthebukkit . . . that's great! ;)

Anonymous said...

That lesbian wedding dress thread is still going, jesus fucking christ

Anonymous said...

Darcy didn't delete the post, just the college - figured it was podunk and didn't want to own it.

Anonymous said...

Podunk - Caltech isn't Podunk you stupid bitch

Anonymous said...

140...what a class act you are.
Fuck off and die? Really? That's your answer?
For your info, I do take my meds, alot of times they don't help. But I go on. And not whining about it as you think I do.
and 145...My mother was BiPolar and tried suicide many times.
She (and her MANY men friends) beat me, sexually molested me and verbally abused me for 6 years! Who walked away for weeks at a time and left me (a 12 yo) in charge of my 3 younger sibs.

Anonymous said...

Lizzy looks like she is really enjoying all that attention she's getting. Many have offered her good advice and she comes up with a reason why it's not good for her.

Anonymous said...

This is not a therapy session. Please take your angst over mental disorders elsewhere.

FFS, I'm about ready knock the "fibro" whiners down a notch and move bipolars up on the whiny scale.

Anonymous said...

Take your fucking meds you bipolar bitches!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Lizzy sucks.

Anonymous said...

I don't get the lack of compassion for people with either bipolar or fibromyalgia. They are both disorders. Neither would be something I would want to deal with.

If someone has something wrong with their heart, tons of compassion. If someone has something wrong with their chemistry, they are worthless? Why the ignorant hatred? These are disorders. Is it because they have what you consider an imperfection?

Seriously, I don't get the disorder haters.

Anonymous said...

Eh, it's just Lurine spewing her venom.

Anonymous said...

And stirring the pot.

Anonymous said...

Careful what you criticize in others. My neighbor divorced his wife because she had MS. He was embarrassed by her. Surprise surprise, guess what he was diagnosed with about 5 years later? Yep. Karma, bitches.

And my neighbor who was dumped for having it? She was actually very compassionate and helpful to him, setting him up with doctors and answering his questions. But I do think a tiny bit of her was smiling inside. I know I was when I found out. I watched him ridicule her for not being able to walk. He claimed she wasn't trying hard enough. Asshole. I saw him a few months ago. With a walker. I so wanted to tell him he just simply wasn't trying hard enough. But even I have compassion for anyone dealing with something. That includes bipolar or fibro. I've seen people I know struggle.

Anonymous said...

She's a great multi-tasker, that one.

Anonymous said...

Just because someone once had ECT treatments does not mean they are "seriously ill." Many people have undergone ECTs (even though I personally think they do more good than bad) and through other methods of treatment, are now perfectly healthy.
August 31, 2011 10:12 AM
BiruKitty has a long history of serious depression and still suffers from it. That's as far as I know, from what I've seen her post at twopeas over the years. I don't think she has any personal connection with JustLizzy. She is well meaning, just misguided.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 177

140...what a class act you are.
Fuck off and die? Really? That's your answer?
For your info, I do take my meds, alot of times they don't help. But I go on. And not whining about it as you think I do.
and 145...My mother was BiPolar and tried suicide many times.
She (and her MANY men friends) beat me, sexually molested me and verbally abused me for 6 years! Who walked away for weeks at a time and left me (a 12 yo) in charge of my 3 younger sibs.
August 31, 2011 11:17 AM

Oh my goodness. I do believe AnnieSM has dropped in to pay us a call.

Anonymous said...

If your kid needs the TI calculator in high school, chances are, he/she will need it in college!

Of course that stupid, selfish bitch needs her trips to Starbucks more than her kid needs the TI calculator! Her coffee is more important than his education.

That cunt needs to STFU and buy the calculator!

Anonymous said...

Is this board going to be about stupid things the peas do and say or attacking people with various illnesses?

I'm not bitch enough to attack something that people have no control over. Say something stupid and sure, I'll tease. Have a disorder and you are safe with me. I don't attack anyone with an illness.

Well, not for having the illness. If you have one and say something stupid, game on. Just like anyone else. If you are being attacked just for breathing and having a diagnosed illness, where is the sport in that?

Anonymous said...

Yeah breast cancer patients have only themselves to blame for ha img boobs.

Anonymous said...

If you are being attacked just for breathing and having a diagnosed illness, where is the sport in that?

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What gets me is those that have an illness, they know they have the illness, and elect to do nothing about it. Look at poor depressed Lizzy. Several good suggestions and all she can say is that they won't work for her. She won't give a good reason why, she prefers to be depressed so she can get a good 7-page thread going that gives her the attention she's starving for. I can see why her daughter wants nothing to do with her.

Anonymous said...

Is it because they have what you consider an imperfection?

Seriously, I don't get the disorder haters.
^^^^^^
Can't speak for all the "haters," but I don't hate *anyone* with a disorder.

Just the ones that act like cunts and then try to excuse it away. Like AnnieSM. There are others posting here that do it as well.

Same with the fibro whiners. I just get sick of all the lazy bullshit and whining, while they blame it on their "fibro."

And ITA with the PP who said this is not a freaking therapy session. If you want hand-holding, pats on the back, and kumbaya shit, then go find a support group, FFS.

Anonymous said...

I'm not bitch enough to attack something that people have no control over. Say something stupid and sure, I'll tease. Have a disorder and you are safe with me. I don't attack anyone with an illness.
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*major fucking eyeroll*

Well, aren't you just such a special blog bitch? You'll come here and crap on peas. You're just like everyone else here, you big ol' dumbass.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115834

WTF she talking about?

Anonymous said...

Who knows, 195, but at least she keeps the comments shorter for the buckitttttt

Anonymous said...

What gets me is those that have an illness, they know they have the illness, and elect to do nothing about it. Look at poor depressed Lizzy. Several good suggestions and all she can say is that they won't work for her. She won't give a good reason why, she prefers to be depressed so she can get a good 7-page thread going that gives her the attention she's starving for. I can see why her daughter wants nothing to do with her.
August 31, 2011 12:58 PM

This. A thousand times, THIS.

Having an illness is one thing. Doing nothing, whinging constantly, and then excusing away any bad behavior because of your-their-her illness is the problem.

And sometimes, people diagnose themselves with illnesses like bipolar, depression, or fibro, just so they have an excuse for everything-and that includes being a huge-ass attention whore like JustLizzie.

Anonymous said...

#190 again. I agree people like Lizzy that has depression and won't do squat to help herself deserve what is coming at them. That isn't the depression, that is her choice to wallow and not accept help. I don't have it, but if I did, I know I'd do whatever it took to make sure I didn't reach a low like that.

And people who use fibro as an excuse to be sloppy and lazy, then they deserve it too. I know some people with fibro that hold down jobs and live in clean homes. They can't do a lot of social stuff, but they are not sitting back and claiming disability and singing "whoa is me" to everyone.

I just bristle at the calling out of fibro peas and depression peas like it is ALL of them. It is more like a select few. Most just suck it up and keep moving. Slower, but moving.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115834

WTF she talking about?
August 31, 2011 1:04 PM

Must be the voices in its head.

That is one sick ticket right there.

Freak doesn't even begin to cover it.

Anonymous said...

Thank you 198! I have fibro and I don't tell anyone because I don't want to be lumped in with the whiners. And I hate when people act like ALL fibro people are faking it.

I work a full time job. I'm very clean and my home is always company ready. Ok, that is because my kids are grown, but still, I'm not a pig. I figure I need to do the things necessary to support myself, and then if there is energy left over, I do something fun.

It took a few years, but I kept at it until I found meds that work for me. Before that, it was hell. And I did not go out on disability. I cried almost daily, but I didn't miss work.

Same for depression sufferers and bipolar. Meds are out there and unfortunately, it can take time to find the one that fits. And then when it does fit, sometimes it only works for a while. You don't quit, you keep trying new things.

This is not a PVM, but an ass kicking to find the meds you need to keep living. Don't just hide behind a label of a disorder. It makes it bad for all of us that have something. Quit using it as an excuse for poor behavior. No one is comfortable around a whiner. Including me.

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