Tuesday, August 23, 2011

SPACE.

Since you can't please everyone....

When would you like new space?  Is around 200 not good enough?

Someone mentioned when the comments reach 100 on the previous thread.

Let me know.

210 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Just before 200

Anonymous said...

Don't listen to the whiner. We don't need space after only 100 comments. Jeezus Christ on a Cracker!

200 comments and new space is just fine.

SUCK ON THAT BITCHES!!!

Anonymous said...

173 is optimum :)

Anonymous said...

"SUCK ON THAT BITCHES!!!"

What am I sucking in? Your inanity? Your pathetic comment? Or that cracker you have Jesus residing on? Strange gal you are.

Anonymous said...

You're wrong, #3. I think 175 is optimal.

We need a new thread at 175 comments EXACTLY, Jane. Because I said so.

Hahaha....I think right before 200 would be great (if you happened to have the time when the comments hit that general count), but it's really not that big of a deal to click over to the next page. Really.

Thanks for giving us a place to bitch :)

Anonymous said...

Hey #5, 175 is far to logical - we could take it to 177 if you like!

Anonymous said...

I can't wait til California falls into the fucking ocean!

What a bunch of smug assholes on that thread chastising the East Coasters. Earthquakes don't happen very often there so of course people are excited.

Anonymous said...

CA can fall off the map, along with Texas and the middle of the United States. I hope Skybar resides in one of those regions.

Jane Doe said...

Thanks guys.

Like I said, I try to catch it right before it hits 200, but often I'm out and about and come back and check and we're a little over.

And sometimes y'all go crazy and it's suddenly 284. lol.

I just hope you know I'm doing my best and there will always be a lone dissenter I guess.

Anonymous said...

4-get a sense of humor

suck on that!!!

Anonymous said...

When would you like new space? Is around 200 not good enough?
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Tell people to stop whining about a free service.
seriously what is this the bukkit?

Anonymous said...

California is beautiful but the people that live there suck.
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You must have been to the wrong places. Get out of L.A. and see the real beauty of the state and the great people.

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Like all those "great people" who beat the shit out of some guy into a coma over a baseball game or shoot people over a football game? Yeah, I really want to see that "real beauty" and those "great people"

Anonymous said...

200 is fine with me!

Anonymous said...

It's a fucking miracle the human race continues to exist, what with the autism, peanut allergies and general insane I see on the bucket, it must be a blessing to humanity that it is, actually, a small percentage of the population who actually read/post. Otherwise, we might as well give up any hope of addressing economic issues etc and just order our coffin while it's on sale.

Anonymous said...

I'm getting my coffin at Costco.

Anonymous said...

Walmart has the best dealios on coffins.

Just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Uh-oh. The Will & Jada Smith thread is starting in on Scientology. queue the resident Scientologist to defend that cult to the death in 3.....2.....1....

Anonymous said...

Walmart has the best dealios on coffins.

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Never go there.
The guys all have bigger tits than I do.

Anonymous said...

Who are the pod scientologists?

Anonymous said...

19-There is one but he/she only comes out when there is a scientology thread. I can't remember the name, I think it begins with an R. The person never posts on regular posts.

Anonymous said...

18-That made me laugh

Anonymous said...

Man boobs and Chaz Bono.

You would have thought before he spent the money to get a penis, he would have sprung for gastric bypass first.

Anonymous said...

You would have thought before he spent the money to get a penis, he would have sprung for gastric bypass first.

_____________________________

So he could see the penis?

Anonymous said...

Looks like the Will/Jada shit is FALSO.

guess they should have confirmed with Scrapwench.

Anonymous said...

I met Will once at the Denver airport.
He was so lovely, cordial and dressed* really well
(*hot pink merkin)

Anonymous said...

23-exactly!

Anonymous said...

Scrapwench is too busy mixed her meds to care I guess.

Anonymous said...

*mixing!!!

Anonymous said...

Anyone see the post where Maddieksmom makes 9/11 about her failed marriage??? Of COURSE she was married the same year...and of COURSE all the shit about it is just bring it up and making her fell bad.

AAAAGHHHHHHH!!!

Anonymous said...

*bringing

Anonymous said...

So, Yubon, you're CandyBootsLickEm, right? :)

Anonymous said...

*feel (seriously??)

Anonymous said...

I think Candyboots is dannibee

Anonymous said...

20 is right. It is only when there is mention of Scientology that it will post. It contributes in nothing else.
I have a theory that Scientology members probably are assigned certain sites to monitor to spin doctor the negative talk. I think that is the job of our resident Scientologist. Internet damage control.

Anonymous said...

34- Haha, I've thought the exact same thing about the poster because it never fails that she shows up to defend Scientology.

Anonymous said...

I have a theory that Scientology members probably are assigned certain sites to monitor to spin doctor the negative talk. I think that is the job of our resident Scientologist. Internet damage control.
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Many people would agree with you. In fact there are those who think that Scientologists are very active even to the point of bending laws in protecting their image.

Anonymous said...

I wish all the other religious nuts at the bucket took a hint from the Scientology apologist. At least you don't see him/her calling for prayer warriors.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114161

Raindancer is always complaining about being "done wrong" by family and friends. She comes across as kind of whiny and bitchy so it isn't surprising.

Candy Boots-Lick 'em said...

CandyBoots here. I am not Yubon. Yubon certainly doesn't need an alter ID. I am not that lame ass Danni person either.

I am just CandyBoots.

Anonymous said...

I thought Raindancer was supposed to get together with that other annoying bitch, Kim to have some kind of shopping trip because Raindancer is fucking lame and can't dress herself.

Whatever happened with that?

Anonymous said...

I wish all the other religious nuts at the bucket took a hint from the Scientology apologist. At least you don't see him/her calling for prayer warriors.
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No but if you believe internet lore if you bash them too hard or talk of what goes on behind closed doors at their retreats you find yourself in hot water. I have no idea if it is true but Operation Clambake makes some scary claims.

Anonymous said...

http://www.xenu.net/archive/personal_story/paulette_cooper/

Anonymous said...

considering you only called dani a "lame ass" my bets is that you are her. the lady doth protest too much, methinks!

Anonymous said...

why do I hear dueling banjos in my head every time anniesm posts?

Anonymous said...

August 23, 2011 12:34 PM
Anonymous said... 6 From the hair cutting thread: btw, all this happened last year
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then why bring it up now
were you struggling that bad to find something to post about

August 23, 2011 12:44 PM

She just found out about it, the kid doesn't have short hair right now. Comprehension. And no I'm not her or give it a shit about her.

Candy Boots-Lick 'em said...

43-Jeezus, stop stretching. I said I wasn't her and I am not. Why you got such a hard on for that chick? Weirdo.

Anonymous said...

considering that was the first post ive made abt her, I've got a pretty flaccid hard on.

Anonymous said...

why is there a dianetics.org ad at the bottom of my page?

scientologists are creepy. as. fuck.

Anonymous said...

LOL, AnnieSM's denial that the whiny blog is hers is comedy. The very top entry is her complaining about being attacked on Peas, complete with a link.

Follow it, and you get a Peas thread fighting with....drumroll....AnnieSM.

Anonymous said...

AnnieSM is honest though, when she says that she thinks the Peas are stupid.

Anonymous said...

somebody with a troll ID please post something similar to 49. Please.

Anonymous said...

my troll id has like 2 posts... and is only making fun of another pea...

Anonymous said...

This headline made me laugh:

"Some felt it, some didn’t; one doubter wanted CNN to confirm"

Scrapwench strikes again!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else think AKathy acts much, much older than she is? I realize being a widow may age you (and RIP to her husband) but my parents are mid 60s and don't seem to share the same mindset as her at all. Plus there's several other older peas that don't seem to act like her either. I'm sure she's a really nice lady, I just think she's not doing herself any favors by acting like she's 90.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else read this thread title and accurately guess who posted it?

"Would you be insulted if you weren't invited to the family reunion?"

Before I even saw who posted it I ran through a list of Peas I wouldn't invite to a family reunion. Raindancer topped the list.

Based on her posts about her family in the LDS threads, I'm surprised she's shocked she wasn't invited.

I always got the feeling she cut ties with most of them. I guess they're now Facebook friends, like that means something.

Anonymous said...

Cindyupnorth has been passing a kidney stone for 30+ years.

Anonymous said...

CASH AND GAS!!!! GAS AND CASH!!!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114180

Anonymous said...

Well that explains 8 days...what about the remaining 357?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114151

Anonymous said...

Wasn't she the one with the troll ID where she talked about being attracted to her step-daughter?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114175

I'm always surprised by who passes under the "pea radar" and spreadsheet keepers.

Anonymous said...

From the "Reruns of Downsized" thread......
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myshelly
AncestralPea
PeaNut 471001 - June 2010
Posts: 4293 Layouts: 0

Posted: 8/23/2011 8:02:23 PM
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No.

It just wouldn't be worth it to me. I can't even imagine DH having a job where he has to travel overnight.

I don't think it would be good for our kids.

DH would have to make a million dollars or more in that 6 months for me to even start considering it.

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This bitch would NEVER cut it as a military wife. She probably makes her poor hubby ask permission to take a piss.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114229

So, is this Tangee? The black chick that was married to the white guy and all she did was shop and spend his money?

If it is, Sam (Chopped Liver) is a dumbass saying the oldest daughter looks like Tangee because those girls were adopted. The little boy was her biological child. Looks like she snagged another white dude and popped out another kid. Wonder is she spends all this guy's money too.

Anyone know what happened with her first husband? She always acted like they had the perfect marriage and family.

TeaTard said...

I have a theory that Scientology members probably are assigned certain sites to monitor to spin doctor the negative talk.

________________________________


Paid troller like our resident ginger pineapple-ass wingnut?

Son of Scrapwench said...

This headline made me laugh:

"Some felt it, some didn’t; one doubter wanted CNN to confirm"

Scrapwench strikes again!
000000000000000000000000000000000
LOL! +1

Anonymous said...

In Cali, just felt an earthquake. Must be a Wednesday. Good night. I'm not waiting up for CNN to confirm, I know what I felt.

ScrapWench said...

I can confirm that 64. Batten down the hatches! Strap yourself in or strap one on, whichever frosts your cupcake.

Anonymous said...

The whole peanut allergy thread is annoying. All the peas are coming to talk about how schools have to accommodate their snowflakes' allergies.

Am I the only one who think many of these peas are just full of shit about this peanut allergy? What about the bitch who admitted to lying about it because she did not want her special snowflake eating peanut products at school?

The simple solution is if your kid is allergic, then teach him/her to stay away from people who are eating food made from peanuts.

Anonymous said...

Northern Ca has got some fugly ass people. They be yooglay!

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who think many of these peas are just full of shit about this peanut allergy? What about the bitch who admitted to lying about it because she did not want her special snowflake eating peanut products at school?
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No because the only people irl I have met whose kids have a peanut allergy were the worst drama queen, helicopter parents in the world.
It's much less dramatic and attention-getting to say "my kid gets a little wheezy when he eats peanuts" than to say "my child could DIE from the mere AROMA of a peanut inside the whole SCHOOL"

Anonymous said...

No because the only people irl I have met whose kids have a peanut allergy were the worst drama queen, helicopter parents in the world.
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same here. It makes me take it less serious because everything is an emergency or life threatening for these moms.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114143

I love that people see Candyboots as a troll yet bump her measly thread over 12 hours later. It was obviously dead but drama whores want to bring it back.

Keep feeding the "troll", dumbass. That includes you Peabay.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 70 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114143

I love that people see Candyboots as a troll yet bump her measly thread over 12 hours later. It was obviously dead but drama whores want to bring it back.

Keep feeding the "troll", dumbass. That includes you Peabay.

August 24, 2011 6:17 AM

If it's stlil on page one it gets read. It's really simple.

Candy is still a lameass!

Anonymous said...

If it's stlil on page one it gets read. It's really simple.

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I don't think a thread that hadn't been responded to in over 12 hours was on page one.

Anonymous said...

Yes dear, it was. Bucket it slow some night 'ya know.

Anonymous said...

You must have been the one that bumped it, LOL

Anonymous said...

Classic dumbass response.

Anonymous said...

Yes dear, it was. Bucket it slow some night 'ya know.

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Bullshit. No fucking way it was on page 1 after 15 hours without a single response.

Anonymous said...

Yes dear, it was. Bucket it slow some night 'ya know.

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Weird, similar threads that have the same ending post as that one were on pages 3 & 4. Amazing how the Candyboots one stayed on page 1.

Must be Jeebus himself. OR FUCKING DRAMA WHORES.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else have any old threads saved somewhere? I'm bored and would love to catch up on some old drama.

Anonymous said...

i'm hearing rumors of a new blog... can anyone confirm? Not you, scrapstench!

Anonymous said...

78, there are a bunch of old threads when you click on the Epic Posts button at the top of this blog.

Anonymous said...

lol #79 the only other blog is Maddie's awesome Ihate2peas crap! Have fun!

Anonymous said...

Where are you hearing those rumors from? Why don't you ask the rumor spreader?

And then let us know ;)

Anonymous said...

I was coming to post the same thing 80, lol. But I've read all of those, I would also like some new/old drama!

as for a new blog, why would we need another one? I love our ignorant slut. Fuck Maddie/Annie!

Anonymous said...

82: One of my in-real-life friends says she heard someone make mention to it. There are a lot of old blogs floating around.

I love that Annies blog has zero comments LOL

Anonymous said...

No because the only people irl I have met whose kids have a peanut allergy were the worst drama queen, helicopter parents in the world.

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I have a kid with a peanut allergy. It was harder as he was younger, but now that he's past five years old he knows to stay away from peanuts. No big deal. I never expected schools to bend for him. I always sent him with a different snack if they needed them for school.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114284

Damn they can't afford a $200 birthday party?

Anonymous said...

The Candyboots thread rises again!

Anonymous said...

I love that peas like Kiki think outing the trolls would solve everything. Match isp numbers, right?

I mean, there's no way in hell people could have two computers at home, or log on from work. Uh uh. No way. @@

Anonymous said...

kiki is a dumbass

Anonymous said...

Akathy, you've finally arrived. Welcome to the smack blog. Sorry they couldn't find anything good to post on you, now get back to your rocking chair you old bitch.

Anonymous said...

Another earthquake, who will be the first to post

Anonymous said...

76 & 77 ffs, stop trying to argue over every little thing; this is not the bukkit.

daanibee said...

late to the party, I know.

To think anyone has a hard on for me is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the blog. Don't most of you hate me anyways? I am most definitely NOT CandyBoots!

CandyBoots-lick 'em! said...

Well, we don't need to worry about CandyBoots at the Bukkit anymore. The damn bitches got me deleted.

Funny how cunts like Lauren wreck havoc at every turn, yet they are still there.

Fuck 'em, cause I will be back. This was just too much fun. Anyone got any ideas on a good ID name?

PS: letter jackets for nerds and bank geeks is still fucking stupid. Poor whittle nerds.

Anonymous said...

candyass is a troll here and she's a troll there.

lame lame lame

Boots said...

*band geeks

hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

95-how can anyone be a troll on this message board dumbass?

I am Candy Boots-Lick'em said...

Well, not really the Typus Twat would never send me a whiny pea-mail because I would immediately post it.

daanibee said...

Why did you get deleted? That doesn't even make sense. So you posted some bitchy things... So have I. So has everyone. Is it because the other peas labelled you a troll?

Anonymous said...

So, you're not redboots also? hmmm

Anonymous said...

Anyone got any ideas on a good ID name?
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How about STFU?

Anonymous said...

Funny how cunts like Lauren wreck havoc at every turn, yet they are still there.

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ITA. It makes Kiki and Peabay look like hypocrites when they fuss about trolls. If L'urine can spew at the Pod, then anyone should.

CandyBoots-Lick 'Em said...

99-yeah, I cannot log in. Says my user name is invalid.

I am sure it is because those bitches know I post on this blog. Even though they say they don't read here, they do. Because of that, I am a troll. Whatever.

Yeah, I am not redboots. Not sure who that is.

Anonymous said...

People know I post at the blog, too, I've even mentioned it on 2peas. This is bullshit, they can't just ban you because some people think you're a troll.

I mean, you kind of are, but that's beside the point.

Anonymous said...

Oh, that was me, daanibee again, btw.

Anonymous said...

Lauren wishes babies dead and all sorts of shit yet that yeasty cuntbag is still there spewing her alcoholic rage fests.

Anonymous said...

Yep, your posts are gone from the call out thread.

CandyBoots-Lick 'em!! said...

My posts were still there but now they have all been deleted. What a pisser!

Anonymous said...

This is insanity! The selective moderating of the board is SERIOUSLY pissing me off. Especially because I've seen Candy Boots make non-trolling posts. What about LizandJuan/Lizjustliz? Or the bitchy shit Yubon spews? Just because some popular peas cries TROLL, things get deleted. Fucking crap.

Anonymous said...

Awww. Poor widdle boot-licker's banned from the pod. Boo hoo. Cwy me a fuckin river about how unfair it is.

Anonymous said...

Now you can post more as Yubon! :)

Anonymous said...

111: What?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114331

Jeezus, you fucking moran. Pack your special veggie head snowflake a lunch AND a dinner and shut the fuck up!!!!

The parents and the band director ignore you because you are fucking annoying. I bet your band dork has a letterman's jacket for his dorkwad band letter.

Your kid must be a moran too if he starves rather than packs his own fucking dinner if he doesn't want what is brought for the band dweebs.

Anonymous said...

#113... I just came here to post that. Helicopter mom coming in for a landing. It's not rocket science. Pack the kid a lunch and shut the fuck up.

Anonymous said...

Something I wonder but wouldn't post on the thread, WHY did the poster who went to Italy's family tell her about her brother while she was in Italy? I just don't get the reasoning, I would think first thing she got home. I mean, they didn't go home early, and I am sure his immediate family had things to deal with anyway until they got back. Why not wait? What was gained from it?

Anonymous said...

KikiNicole is such a pathetic loser...twopeas is her high school and she is the head bitch, but in her own delusional eyes. Desperado.

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to tangtastesgood? Did she get divorced? Or reinvent herself?

Anonymous said...

116-only the Peas will believe she has a 22 year old ass. I seriously doubt she gets hit on in the grocery store, she has a butta face.

I think she is Pennyrings older sister.

Anonymous said...

Something I wonder but wouldn't post on the thread, WHY did the poster who went to Italy's family tell her about her brother while she was in Italy? I just don't get the reasoning, I would think first thing she got home. I mean, they didn't go home early, and I am sure his immediate family had things to deal with anyway until they got back. Why not wait? What was gained from it?
August 24, 2011 2:07 PM

I think she is European, not Canadian or American. Dutch,maybe? Not that that answers your question, but the whole situation is different, if you were imagining she traveled from North America.

Anonymous said...

So basically it seems like STJ reads the blog and moderates from what she learns here. Perfect. (Insert eye-roll here)

Anonymous said...

#118 lol VERY likely. Gotta love it, now that Daanibee dunce is going at it with her. Talk about Peas in a POD.

Anonymous said...

going at it? lol, thats the most boring example of going at it ive ever seen. 2 apologies and danibee complaining abt the mods?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114360

Wonder what the hell she did that made her have to resign from her job? Slept with the boss? Stole shit? Embezzled money? What a moran coming to the pod asking for sympathy.

SUCK IT UP SISTER!

Anonymous said...

I've spent 10 minutes reading shit on this blog and I have to say, Some of you people are batshit fucking crazy! I mean the kind of crazy where you should be locked up in a strait jacket for the rest of your life. Have you people no lives?

Anonymous said...

#124 then how badly does that speak of your pathetically lost life all lonely for us here?

Anonymous said...

AnnieSM is honest though, when she says that she thinks the Peas are stupid.

OMG!! you think annieSm is honest? she is hands down the dumbest box of rocks on 2ps. she don't fool any of us

Anonymous said...

maddieksmom is pretty narcissistic aint she? no sadness for 9/11,just her failed marriage, with a loser. ? would anyone still remain focused on that? get a life

Anonymous said...

126, you are dense.

The person said AnnieSM was honest when she said SHE THINKS THE PEAS ARE STUPID.

We think the peas are stupid, therefore AnnieSM was making an honest statement. One. One honest statement.

Anonymous said...

No 128,YOU are dense. read it

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Skybar's spelling and grammar will keep her out of heaven. I'm no grammar nazi but holy hell.

Anonymous said...

Pea politics. STJ is just the enforcer for the "tier one" whiner peas and that was obvious from the Shillin' Squealin' Cookiegate Thread.

I have never understood why they chose STJ or maybe she asked for the job so she could get free cookies.

Anonymous said...

tenacious *e* is starting to come across as a real self-entitled rich bitch. She wasn't even on my radar until a few weeks ago, and now....grrrrr!

Wasn't she the pea with the lazy mailman thread? That she got her ass chewed on, to my amusement?

Anonymous said...

no, she's not the mailman thread lady

she is the one that lived in japan for-like-ever

Anonymous said...

Tango was the mailman abuser. Which is rich because she's one of the biggest "personal responsibility" Tea Party bitches on there.

Anonymous said...

I thought she lived in China, not Japan. She was on some thread last week complaining about how hard it is to live on $250,000 plus, though. @@

Anonymous said...

No, 128 is correct. I wrote that statement.

It's sarcasm. AnnieSM lies about fucking everything. Yet she did say how stupid the Peas were on her lame blog. It's her one honest statement that's kind of correct given how they're buying her unbelievable lie that the dopey blog with her name and avatar all over it isn't hers.

Anonymous said...

Tango is a complete Teatard. She probably yells "Get the gubmint out of Medicare" at her Gadsden flag rallies, and worships Glenn Beck.

Anonymous said...

Ooops 135, maybe it was China. :)

Anonymous said...

Kind of weird that there aren't 30 something threads about Libya. You'd think Skybarf would be burping her Pabst-soaked Teh Kaliphate1111one!! theories all over the NSBR.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114406

and we should care because?

Anonymous said...

Something I wonder but wouldn't post on the thread, WHY did the poster who went to Italy's family tell her about her brother while she was in Italy?
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Fofana lives in Europe! And it was a trailer vacation, she took a cooler full of meat. The whole Italy reference was really irrelevant! lol

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114408

Gibletgate is getting divorced.

Anonymous said...

142-like that surprises anyone. WTF-her DH didn't work for over two years? hahahaha

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3101040

Well, now I can sleep at night. I was soooo worried for her!

Anonymous said...

Gibletgate was one of the dumbest threads ever.

Anonymous said...

145-I thought so too. Maybe the DH is a jerk but to me, the thread was awkward. You could tell any respect she had for her DH was totally gone, (probably due to him being out of work). Peas were laughing all over themselves on that thread. I just didn't get it. She was having way too much fun ridiculing her DH.

Anonymous said...

Someone explain to me why we should care that sasha's new man has a big dick?
I've had lovers with big dicks, (and also some small ones) never felt the need to post those details at the bukkit.
Are we all supposed to be impressed that she's getting poked with a biggie?

Anonymous said...

Can someone help me keep the peas straight? It was Sassafrass that pretended she was dead?

What was Sasha's big drama?

Anonymous said...

GibletGate started off kind of funny, but then way too many pathetic peas got all giddy and went a little bit manic over the whole thing. Typical pea overkill. Plus, I think MS tries way too hard a lot of the time.

Anonymous said...

149-she reminds me of AndyPac.

Anonymous said...

149-YES, totally!

Anonymous said...

^oops, meant 150

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114434
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This one brings new meaning and depth to the term helicopter parent.

Anonymous said...

153~ Helicopter parent or teachers worst nightmare? haha

Anonymous said...

Her daughter is standing all period but it wasn't mentioned in the OP?

Complete freaking bullshit added after the fact, to try to get everyone to agree that yes you should march right in there and tell them off.

Anonymous said...

How old is Darkangel?

I thought she was in her 20's with a small child, but now she's saying she's had her nose pierced for 20 years??


http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114417

Anonymous said...

her "dose" layout says she was 27 then and it's been there a while.

maybe she got in early teens?

Anonymous said...

Complete freaking bullshit added after the fact, to try to get everyone to agree that yes you should march right in there and tell them off.
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It had just the opposite effect on me. It made me want to tell her her DD needs to learn these stills now.

Anonymous said...

well I guess this was Sasha's way of telling us she got a divorce and explains her break from the board.

Anonymous said...

According to her layout, Darkangel was 21 in 1997...so that would make her 35 or so...

Anonymous said...

Has anyone asked anniesm about the blog yet??? (the blog that is hers that she denies in her signature?)

Anonymous said...

totally off topic so ignore if you want to but I need a place to ask the rhetorical - what the eff goes through a child abusers mind?? if they hit the baby, burn the baby, make the baby ingest something or shake the baby, the baby cries more and harder doesn't it (I wouldn't necessarily know becuase I've never fucking abused a child)? How does that solve whatever problem the baby is allegedly causing in the deranged abusers mind? How the eff do you get to the point in your (young) life that subjecting a helpless baby to any of the above crosses your mind as acceptable to do? why? how?

*shaking head*

Anonymous said...

someone with a troll id really needs to call anniesm out. GO back to her thread about hair cutting and link her blog...ask her point blank why she lied in her siggy.

Anonymous said...

163, she has been called out about the blog and continues to deny it. That's in the wedding dress thread.

What AnnieSM needs is to be ignored. She's just trolling for attention, and predictably, the peas are obliging.

Anonymous said...

I've got my pea history confused, I think. Was Sasha the one that faked her death?

Anonymous said...

165-No, Sassafrass faked her death but it was under a different Pea name. Jeezus!

Sasha is just a smart ass attention whore that fucked Slower Joe's teeny tiny Filipino penis. I guess her husband found and and dumped her stupid ass. I never missed her when she left.

Anonymous said...

Thank you 166. I was a new lurker when much of this stuff happened, and did not yet know to keep a spreadsheet ;)

I would say that if Sasha has fucked Joe, the man-meat bar has been set very low.

Anonymous said...

I think PTA mom forgot the I in her username.
FFS, her poor kid is gonna have hell in high school with a mom like that.

Anonymous said...

Sasha fucked Joe? When? Are you sure or hallucinating?

Anonymous said...

Oh look. 166 is another prime example of how blog bitches just spew shit out and don't have facts to back it up OR they have their story completely wrong.

Teh Crazy: Ur doin' it rite.

Anonymous said...

Sasha fucked Joe? When? Are you sure or hallucinating?

___________________________________
yeah I'm not buying that one unless I see some proof.

Anonymous said...

"I'm not buying that one unless I see some proof."

Proof of that is the LAST thing I want to see! Imagining it is puke inducing enough,

Anonymous said...

is flastatefan always such a raving bitch, or is she just having a bad day?

Anonymous said...

She's almost always a raging bitch, 173.

Anonymous said...

Or raving.

Or both.

Often at the same time.

Anonymous said...

162, I've wondered the same damn thing. Thousands of times. But abusers aren't really known for reason or logic. Let alone empathy for helpless beings.

Anonymous said...

Fistingnolefan is crazy. Almost Skybar level crazy.

The Chopped Liver thread really set her off for some reason. It makes you wonder if F-fan's own kid is in jail, or a druggie. Or scamming the system, or ditching five baby mamas.

Anonymous said...

flastatefan always such a raving bitch?
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Why yes, yes she is. Total cunt.

Anonymous said...

I bet her son has teh gays and it drives her crazeeeeeeeee

Anonymous said...

Sasha fucked the teeny tiny Filipino penis before Chopped Liver or Rhondito.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114520

2peas has reached a new low when we're asked to pick out nail polish. And without the matching outfit. I just want to yell who cares! Get a blog to show off your sparkly blues.

Anonymous said...

Chopped Liver *U*
Been here way too long to come up with a new title

PeaNut 43514 - July 2002
Posts: 50289 Layouts: 42
Loc: South Jersey

Posted: 8/25/2011 2:50:43 PM
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Haha, is that why you are such a bitch to me? Because I'm popular? Seriously, grow up. This isn't high school.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3114398&pg=3

Sam is popular???? lmao

Anonymous said...

Chopped Liver's problem is that she always has long wordy thread titles. She doesn't know how to be concise. Even when she writes it's never clear.

Anonymous said...

Jesus f'ing christ... what happened to the old days of telling a child - this is what you have to eat, you can choose to eat or starve. "My child only eats this or that as a protein. If I can't send peanut butter, my precious little snowflake will waste away and die..."

Hey, I get that it's a pain in the ass to have to deal with someone else's kid having allergies. I totally agree that if a child is "deathly" allergic to something, the parents should think twice about sending them out in public, BUT IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN! So suck it up, you stupid fucking cuntbubbles, and make your child eat or do without!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114529

Not Sam. said...

I read that thread and it wasn't sam who brought up 'popularity' - it was fuckedupintheheadstan2.

sam just responded (snarkily) to her statement*.


*by "statement", i mean "lunatic ravings".

Anonymous said...

AnnaBanana Bananarama whatever her name is is the most brittle, sensitive woman on Earth. She always goes from zero to offended in 10 seconds. Her poor S/O must walk on eggshells.

Anonymous said...

lynlam:
"I don't understand the implication that conservative minded people around here hate gays."



YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

Anonymous said...

lynlam:

"I don't understand the implication that conservative minded people around here hate gays (and browns), lie though their teeth and re-write history with apparent ease."

/fixed

Anonymous said...

Lynlam:

I don't understand anything

/actually fixed

Anonymous said...

We need a spreadsheet keeper recording this shit so when the next gay rights/marriage bitchfight breaks out, their lying and hypocrisy can be pointed out, with proof.

Anonymous said...

Dear Peanutpattie:

STFU. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR RANCID LITTLE CROTCH NUGGET.

Anonymous said...

AnnaBanana Bananarama whatever her name is is the most brittle, sensitive woman on Earth. She always goes from zero to offended in 10 seconds. Her poor S/O must walk on eggshells.
August 25, 2011 1:16 PM
^^^^^^^
Yep. so, so true.

Anonymous said...

Annabanana: "I guess this means the spin and lies from some groups that want to paint all with the feelings of a few is working!!!"

Peanut Pattie: "I would say that it is not a good idea to go into an online community and paint a group of people with a broad brush."


Great idea! I expect the two of you will, in the future, desist from spreading broad-brush negative propaganda about:

government
government employees
public education system
the poor
those on government assistance
the unemployed
minorities
and of course, the "gay agenda"
etc etc etc

I'll be watching.

Playing the victim card yet again. said...

Pooor wittle conservatives. So sensitive. So picked on.

Anonymous said...

Jesus f'ing christ... what happened to the old days of telling a child - this is what you have to eat, you can choose to eat or starve. "My child only eats this or that as a protein. If I can't send peanut butter, my precious little snowflake will waste away and die..."

Hey, I get that it's a pain in the ass to have to deal with someone else's kid having allergies. I totally agree that if a child is "deathly" allergic to something, the parents should think twice about sending them out in public, BUT IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN! So suck it up, you stupid fucking cuntbubbles, and make your child eat or do without!
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Have YOU ever tried to MAKE a 4 or 5 yr old EAT something they don't like #184?? Really?? Make the kid do without food for the sake of ONE other kid? MM yeah...not gonna happen!

I have YET to see where just being in the same room as a peanut has caused a kid who is allergic to them have an anyphylactic reaction.

If a child IS that allergic, then that allergic lil snowflake needs to be homeschooled. Why should an ENTIRE school full of kids, most of whom AREN'T allergic to peanuts have to make accommodations for ONE kid???

SO glad there aren't any kids like this at my child's school as all he would eat in kindergarten was either ham and cheese sandwiches or PB. They even offer PB&J as a lunch alternative for those who don't want the main menu item that day.

Anonymous said...

Some pea needs to start a bubble school for all those peanut allergic snowflakes. Shit, maybe they need a whole fucking bubble city or town. They can name it Pea-town.

Anonymous said...

fistingnole needs a serious bitchslapping.

Anonymous said...

Ok, jane I hereby nominate ChoppedLiver's proud mama thread for the NSBR Gems section. This thread will need to resurrected when the crazy conservative peas resume their gay and gay marriage bashing

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114398

proud mama thread

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114563

flstatefuckingbitch whining for a little validation. I don't think it's going to go too well for her.

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