Wednesday, August 31, 2011

SPACE.

200 comments:

Anonymous said...

First?!? Woohoo!

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Jane!

Anonymous said...

I agree that JustLizzie is sounding like a lazy, attentiona-whoring oaf, but honestly the dumbass ennabler peas are just as much to blame for that thread getting to 7 pages as Lizzie.

You've got idiots like raindancer piping in on page 7-!- and urging Lizzie not to give in to her suicidal thoughts. Lizzie has said multiple times that she's not suicidal.

Throw a bunch of whiny, lazy bitches and enabling personalities together on a MB and you have 2peas.

Anonymous said...

I actually thought Lizzy was suicidal at first. I was concerned. Then I was irritated that she wasn't taking any advice. Then I realized she was never suicidal and just a garden-variety depressed person who chooses to wallow in it as opposed to getting help. I have no time for those who won't help themselves or allow others to do it for them.

Anonymous said...

I did too, 4. And like you, started to smell the BS when she just kept dismissing all suggestions for help. By the time she flat out declared that she wasn't suicidal, I couldn't believe anyone still thought that. but now, at day 2 or 3 and 7th page? It takes a special kind of dumbass to believe that she's really suicidal.

Anonymous said...

Yes #5, and *enter raindancer* right on cue

Anonymous said...

I posted this yesterday.


"I think JustLizzy was asking a question and the p's took it as having suicidal thoughts and it took off from there and she didn't know how to back out of it. I don't know and I think she is enjoying the attention. God how I hope I'm wrong"

Anonymous said...

So I read half of the Lizzy thread. She posted that she's deaf and has hearing aids but they are really old. Now, if you're planning to retire at 50, before Medicare and SS kick in, wouldn't you get everything updated? Like hearing aids and whatever else? She was government worker, right? So her insurance had to be pretty good. She did not plan this out at all.

Anonymous said...

The poster that said CalTech is podunk. It's an excellent school, like MIT except on the west coast.

Anonymous said...

Have to agree, 8. Sounds like she threw some kind of pea fit, and "retired" in a snit without planning or thinking it through. Given her behavior on this whole reason to live thread, I'd say this is just her typical M.O.

Anonymous said...

Only at 2peas would the same parents who buy their 7 y.o.s laptops, ipods, iphones and every conceivable gaming system known to mankind bitch and moan about buying their high school kid a 100 calculator that will last them through college.

Shit, cut down on the quilting fabric, scrap supplies, and OPI nail polish for a week or two and there ya go--Junior can try and complete his education.

MizIndep came off especially cunty in that whole drama.

Anonymous said...

And why should we care where DallyDeb or whoever she is went to college?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115856

^^^
gets my vote for one of the most random threads ever.

Anonymous said...

#8, Medicare does not cover hearing aids and a cheap one will cost you upwards of 1,000. DH had great insurance coverage before he retired and they didn't pay for them either. The only way you will get them paid for you is if your hearing loss is as a result of environment damage to your hearing. My brother gets them because he worked on the railroad, maybe Lizzy was a locomotive engineer, but I doubt it.

Anonymous said...

#14, I'm #8 and you made me laugh about lizzy being a locomotive engineer.

I did not know that info about hearing aids and Medicare. That's terrible. I'm wondering if those wrap around policies like Scan, have the coverage.

Anyway, it still goes back to her not planning very well. While she's still working and saving money to live on when retired, she should also be thinking about the stuff she will need but not be able to afford. Like getting new hearing aids, getting her vision check and getting new glasses, etc.

Anonymous said...

no insurance ever covers hearing aids, fwiw.

Anonymous said...

I have no clue what we would do without Cuntwalla

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3006711

Anonymous said...

carolgscrapper can't afford the calculator? I remember before she got a divorce how she was always bragging about how much money her dh made and how she was always buying this and that and remodeling their house and blah blah blah.

Anonymous said...

no insurance ever covers hearing aids, fwiw.
August 31, 2011 4:37 PM

Wow, I'd much rather insurance cover things like hearing aids than Viagra and IVF. *shrug* Guess I need to start a hearing aid fund now and sock a couple of dollars in it every month. Hearing aids are just something I figured insurance and Medicare covered.
It DOES sound like JustLizzie is a very poor planner.

Anonymous said...

Not getting the hate, 17. At least her how-to threads give some useful info.

Anonymous said...

CalTech was the top university in the US a few years ago beating out Harvard. We could use some brains at the pod to help balance out all teh stupid!

Anonymous said...

Not getting the hate, 17. At least her how-to threads give some useful info.
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ITA. I am irrationally enraged by the idiots who don't know how to set up quotes and links or how to post a photo or use any of the other idiot-proof features of the board.

Anonymous said...

20, there is no hate intended.

Anonymous said...

My insurance would cover a percentage of my hearing aids, but not the kind I wanted. It's like they will give you free glasses, but you look like a dork.

I am still young enough to be self conscious with people seeing my hearing aids. Mine fit inside my ear and there is only a fishing line type fiber coming out of the ear to the battery pack at the back of my ear. The whole set is about 3/4 of an inch.

I have blond hair, and the fiber blends in so well that people can't tell if I have them on or not. Even the people looking for them. They have to have me turn my head and look straight into the ear, then they see it. I also got the type that can be controlled by remote. I don't want to be sticking my finger on my ear and turning the volume. I need to be incredibly discrete with them.

My hearing is a hereditary loss that I didn't know was hereditary until it was discovered. My hearing aids were $2,300 and another $150 for the remote. And I didn't get the top of the line setup. My mom's were more expensive than mine.

Lizzie had to realize her hearing was failing. She talks about calling people, yet she doesn't have the special phone. I can hear to talk on the normal phone without my aids. I am not deaf. I just don't hear everything and that isn't good for my work. I don't buy that she is totally deaf. I think she is more like me, hard of hearing.

I would never consider retiring without making sure I have all that stuff covered. I just got my hearing aids last year, and I've already started a fund to replace them. I don't have a spare $4000 sitting around, which is what it will cost me for the next set. Planning. That's all it takes.

Anonymous said...

no insurance ever covers hearing aids, fwiw

Actually, TriCare will (or did). I needed new ones (hearing impaired since birth) and my ex was in the Army at the time. TriCare footed the bill then. Medicaid will for minors (if they qualify). Medicare will not. My husband and I now have to put away some money for when it's time to replace the one I have now.

I only wish, that like most electronics, hearing aids would get cheaper. Instead, mine still cost around $2,000 for the one that's strong enough for my level of hearing loss.

I also think Lizzy was a poor planner, too focused on retiring, not so much on the costs that will follow.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 19 no insurance ever covers hearing aids, fwiw.
August 31, 2011 4:37 PM

Wow, I'd much rather insurance cover things like hearing aids than Viagra and IVF. *shrug* Guess I need to start a hearing aid fund now and sock a couple of dollars in it every month. Hearing aids are just something I figured insurance and Medicare covered.
It DOES sound like JustLizzie is a very poor planner.

August 31, 2011 4:51 PM

not going to comment on lizzie here but just want to say this.. viagra is not only used for erections, seriously - no joke. sometimes it's fine for it to be covered under insurance but not in the sense you referred to.

lol i wanted to write viagra isn't only for dicks but changed it.

Anonymous said...

Why do so many Peas buy things they don't know how to use or what they should do with it?

No specific thread to point you to just a general question because it seems to be really common.

Anonymous said...

lol i wanted to write viagra isn't only for dicks but changed it.

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Lmao! That would be a great new slogan.

Anonymous said...

CalTech was the top university in the US a few years ago beating out Harvard. We could use some brains at the pod to help balance out all teh stupid!

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ITA. Props to Darcy if she's on the up and up. CalTech is a tremendously hard school to get into, and graduate from. Given all the Peas who hate evolution, think Adam and Eve walked with dinosaurs, and deny climate change, it would be nice to have a poster around who has a bit more knowledge.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115871

Lol at Thistleivy's post about all the millionaires benefiting from FEMA. If she was witnessing fraud left and right, she reported it, right?

*cough*bullshit*cough*

Anonymous said...

The person that made the comment about the college name that was deleted SAID THEY DIDN"T SEE IT BEFORE IT WAS DELETED and assumed it was a podunk college.


They never said they thought CalTech was a podunk college.

Criminy! I didn't even read the thread but I did read the comment here, it wasn't hard to understand.

I guess it's safe to assume #9 didn't go to CalTech!

Also - who the fuck cares?

Anonymous said...

What a dumb MoFo!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3115197&pg=7

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad Lizzy is out of her state of depression. She seems so happy now. She has a 7-page thread that will keep her spirits up!

Anonymous said...

WTF Did Lizzy retire at 50 if she didn't have enough money? Shit, I can't imagine retiring at 65 the way things are now, and certainly not at fucking 50 if I wasn't really well off.

Anonymous said...

And all that BS about how SD screwed her on COBRA. What a dumb shit.

Anonymous said...

carolgscrapper can't afford the calculator? I remember before she got a divorce how she was always bragging about how much money her dh made and how she was always buying this and that and remodeling their house and blah blah blah.
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I LOVE how her second post on that thread talks about her iphone. Got it, her priorities are her man meat that make her o in 30 seconds and her iphone. Somewhere at the bottom of the list is her son and his education.

Anonymous said...

Didn't someone on here post that they met Lizzy? I am not buying the deaf thing. I think she can use a regular telephone because throughout her posting, she mentions calling.

And didn't she just say her SIL called her to thank her for her birthday gift? She didn't need hearing aids for that. I'm smelling quite the pile building up.

Anonymous said...

She's probably not stone deaf 37, I'm hard of hearing and can use the phone with one ear but not the other without a hearing aid.

And yeah hearing aids are hella expensive. Mine are 7 years old and insurance doesn't cover anything for them. It won't even cover a hearing test.

Pretty sure she's got bigger problems then losing her hearing though.

Anonymous said...

Not sure about the SIL calling, but she mentioned calling her DD and that her DD never answers. She also said something about talking to her son-in=law, and that he tells the DD to call Lizzy.

Yeah, I think she's pretty much full of shit. I don't get why so many peas are coddling her and encouraging her. Some of the same ones who are usually total cunts--pennyring, anyone??

As usual, the posts that get piled-on and the posts that get major ass=kissing just amaze me.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115911

*who done it?* LOL

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115631

first of all, find another board.

Anonymous said...

I'm more willing to overlook bad grammar from someone who isn't very educated or priveleged and who isn't ever a tee-total bitch than someone like 2peafaithful and many of the other peas that can't seem to learn the difference between their-they're-there.

Also, "done it" and "seen it" are sometimes regional things. They totally grate on my nerves, but for people that have grown up hearing that their whole lives, it doesn't sound remotely wrong to them.

With so many bitchy peas to crack on, I'll never understand acting all cunty about someone like Cecelia.

Anonymous said...

Two things:

1) A second attention-whoring thread by JustLizzy was SO not necessary.

2) I totally think that SueSume is one of LTO's crazy alters.

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad Lizzy is out of her state of depression. She seems so happy now. She has a 7-page thread that will keep her spirits up!
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Yet she offered nary a thank you to all the peas who gave her advice, hugs and validation. That sucks.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115928

Sweet, buttery jeebus. It's just drama, drama, drama with this one. Even dips in and instigates drama with her co-workers.

Anonymous said...

Oh my stars Olan...that's quite a load you're carryin there.
Top Heavy much?

Anonymous said...

I agree, 42. Cecelia has never done anything smack-worthy. She seems like a genuinely sweet, hard-working, girl who isn't a fake bitch like so many on the board.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 42 I'm more willing to overlook bad grammar from someone who isn't very educated or priveleged and who isn't ever a tee-total bitch than someone like 2peafaithful and many of the other peas that can't seem to learn the difference between their-they're-there.

Also, "done it" and "seen it" are sometimes regional things. They totally grate on my nerves, but for people that have grown up hearing that their whole lives, it doesn't sound remotely wrong to them.

With so many bitchy peas to crack on, I'll never understand acting all cunty about someone like Cecelia.

August 31, 2011 8:35 PM

I posted that, it wasn't *cunty* but thanks LOL

I used to take up for her when people ragged on her for smoking/yellow teeth (as much as I could) but it made me laugh.

As for your post, it would have been better if you posted "people who have *growed* up" instead of grown. I get what you're saying about it, no biggie. I still laughed pretty hard seeing it twice in her post.

...but cunty? well, thanks fellow-bitch, I'll take it as a compliment because I feel like it and it's the *growed* up thing to do LOL

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 47 I agree, 42. Cecelia has never done anything smack-worthy. She seems like a genuinely sweet, hard-working, girl who isn't a fake bitch like so many on the board.

August 31, 2011 9:04 PM

Duh to the bandwagon.

Anonymous said...

yep, cunty

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 50 yep, cunty

August 31, 2011 9:12 PM

LOL fuck off twat! Cecilia's just fine, it was funny though, get over it and yourself - twat.

This is hilarious, lets fight some more.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 41 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115631

first of all, find another board.

August 31, 2011 8:17 PM

When will cycwork answer?

Anonymous said...

I sure hope that LTO gets free goodie boxes from squealin' for all the shillin' she does for her . . .

Anonymous said...

When will cycwork answer?
August 31, 2011 9:20 PM

You mean she hasn't?? I'm stunned.

Anonymous said...

@37 - yes, I met her. She snapped at me because I didn't know she was losing her hearing.
It was my fault, I left my magic 8 ball at home that day.

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad Lizzy is out of her state of depression. She seems so happy now. She has a 7-page thread that will keep her spirits up!
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Yet she offered nary a thank you to all the peas who gave her advice, hugs and validation. That sucks.
August 31, 2011 8:46 PM

Yeah, don't hold your breath on a thank you. Somehow, I get the feeling that just isn't a very common thing in JustLizzy's attitude or vocabulary.

It does suck. Just like so many peas.

Anonymous said...

She snapped at me because I didn't know she was losing her hearing.
^^^
Classic. Maybe it's not depression that she needs treatment for as much as the narcissism.

Anonymous said...

She did say thanks :P

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3115764#29130921

Anonymous said...

56 here. I stand corrected on the thank you thing.

I'm actually glad to see that she thanked everyone who supported her.

Mea culpa.

Anonymous said...

That thanks was a pretty long time in coming, but I'm glad she did say thanks to all those people who were truly concerned.

I read the threat and also thought she was suicidal. She's now dismissing it as insignificant. I don't know if this is a symptom of her depression but her attitude toward everyone is very condescending,

Anonymous said...

*thread

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114950

And . . . with PeaTA Mom's response, this could turn into a doozy.

She has been a serious twat lately.

Anonymous said...

why the hell would she bump that stupid shit 4 days later?

makes no sense.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115937
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Ah, I see Mely is back at the pod and her Gymboree wearing plaything of a baby is now another "special needs" kid on the spectrum.

Hey, Mely...maybe your kid is just a spoiled brat with no discipline. Me thinks you spent too much time worrying about the latest hairbows and Gymboree sale when you should have been disciplining your little brat.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 64 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115937
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Ah, I see Mely is back at the pod and her Gymboree wearing plaything of a baby is now another "special needs" kid on the spectrum.

Hey, Mely...maybe your kid is just a spoiled brat with no discipline. Me thinks you spent too much time worrying about the latest hairbows and Gymboree sale when you should have been disciplining your little brat.

August 31, 2011 11:14 PM

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WTF!!!??!?!!!?!

Anonymous said...

New Thread:

"How to put Compwalla on ignore"

Anonymous said...

And all that BS about how SD screwed her on COBRA. What a dumb shit.

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yeah, i'd like to hear more details on that.

the only way you could get cut off from COBRA early is if: A. you don't pay your premium or B. your former employer completely stopped offering medical coverage - unlikely in the case of a government agency.

The rules around health benefits (incl COBRA) are effing strict and definately favor the employee - I'd love to hear how Lizzy got "screwed out" of her COBRA coverage.

Anonymous said...

So JustLizzy is magically better?! After, what, a day? So fucking weird.

Anonymous said...

"no insurance ever covers hearing aids, fwiw."

Another to say not true. My insurance covers new hearing aids every 3 years, up to $1500 each. It does not completely cover the type we buy for our son, but it's a nice chunk and he always gets to upgrade with new technology.

Anonymous said...

Wow, you get a $3,000 allowance for hearing aids? That is awesome! I am envious. I have to pay for mine myself.

I don't understand why insurance will pay for you to see, but not to hear. WTF is up with that? Not as many people will need hearing aids as will need glasses. I would think there could be a profit made there to make it worthwhile to cover hearing.

Anonymous said...

Too stupid to live...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115978

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115934

I guess I need some background because I thought Free~Bird was one of those divorced thunder-cunts who forced their son's to be their surrogate DH and punished them when they wanted to be "just a kid."

Now it seems she has this old geezer she is married to with fucked up adult kids (I can only wonder at that one) and 3 grand-daughters they kept over the summer AND she is accusing a 12 year old of being a "thief" in her home when she admitted to leaving them there ALONE?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115968

Idiot of the day award goes to El*Em*I

Anonymous said...

I'm not seeing why she is the idiot of the day

Anonymous said...

#74, I am going to guess that it is because two weeks away from her vacation she still doesn't even know where she is going to stay. That is why I think she is an idiot, can't speak for #73.

Anonymous said...

That's called spontaneity, sounds fun to me.

Anonymous said...

I think the fact that she asks the peas for specific places to stay instead of, oh, I don't know, travel and hotel websites, makes her an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Also, 2peafaithful is starting to compete with Annabella for their Stupidest Twat on the board

Anonymous said...

Don't know how that "their" snuck in there...

Anonymous said...

3. I will see a doctor when I have the means to do so, and not before. Many peas seem to think I don't want help. That is just not true.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3115764#29130921

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This statement convinces me that Lizzy was just whoring for attention. She doesn't want help from a professional. She wants more attention at the BUUUUU-KKIT!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

No one will ever beat Annastupidbella on that title.

Anonymous said...

Also, 2peafaithful is starting to compete with Annabella for their Stupidest Twat on the board

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Starting to? They've been racing for years.

Anonymous said...

WTH does this mean from sa27 on the Teen Mom thread:

"I didn't miss out on my kids because they were already in bed. I did hold off on a relationship (still am, actually, with no plans to change that) because my kids and college were my priorities. And the whole wanting a baby thing? I definitely understand that! I have been baby hungry since my youngest was about a year old. But I waited until now to conceive because it was more important to finish school. I'm not due until April, so I will graduate 4 months prior to giving birth."

She's got a 5 and 4 year old and is pregnant again, but not in a relationship and has no plans to be? She just got someone to knock her up so she could have her baby fix?

Anonymous said...

83-frozen POPsicle

Anonymous said...

Too stupid to live...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115978
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God save us.


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=almond+liqueur

Anonymous said...

84, I don't think so, she's a college student.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115945

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That's got to be the most boring thread ever. A bunch of people confessing the sin of not returning their shopping carts and not scrubbing the toilets ever three days.

Someone should post that they're into bondage or something.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115978
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I can't stand 2peafaithful as much as the next person, but Spongemom Scrappants or whatever her name is is SUCH a condescending bitch. Seriously, she needs to get over herself.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! My local library has Ayn Rand listed under Science Fiction and Fantasy.

Poor, Poor Jonduh his Randian belief system is no more relevant than Scientology believers adherence to L. Ron Hubbard's Dianetics as a life plan.

Smoke and Mirrors with plenty of Snake Oil to suck down the pyramid scheme bullshit of a "higher new world order" the "average joes" are still serfs to the rich.

Anonymous said...

Attention - we're going to need to send the BatSignal out for Scrapwench to confirm Tony Danza's death.

Tony Danza said...

You dumb ass peas fall for this shit every time. I'm not dead. Besides Wenchie has not confirmed it yet.

Anonymous said...

Should have confirmed with the Wench

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3116020

Dumbass

Anonymous said...

I'm going to need wench to confirm Tony Dan as death. I will never understand the pea fixation on finding celebrity deaths to report.

Anonymous said...

The most notable thing I do wrong by pea standards is ask guests to remove their shoes before entering my house. An 8-page thread later, and I'm still not going to allow you to wear shoes in my house.
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I must have missed this thread...does anyone remember it? What was so wrong with asking people to take off their shoes??

Anonymous said...

Yeah that thread about the shoes wasn't that long ago. If you do a search it should come up, since it was in the past 6 months.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe Jonduh's in his 40's! I thought I was talking to a 20 year old this whole time! lol

Anonymous said...

Jonduh seems like he is 20 something because ALL 40 something tired old queens pretend to be at least 20 years younger than they really are to score that sweet 16 year old bi-curious ass on the internet.

Wasn't his foreign "boyfriend" barely 18 when they "met" and now in his early 20s?

Anonymous said...

jonda's sexuality has nothing to do with why he's such an ass. Take your Lauren-esque hate of teh gay back to the pod.

Anonymous said...

What was so wrong with asking people to take off their shoes??
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There were people who were self conscious about their feet, some who felt uncomfortable being barefoot in a home (fungus/dirty floors), a few who wore corrective shoes that the needed for balance and several who said that they didn't mind removing their shoes if a spot to do so was provided---meaning a bench to sit on because they had a hard time taking shoes on and off otherwise. It was How clean a person wants to keep their floors VS Guests comfort level.

I think that was the thread where somebody made their older relative stand in a foyer for a party because she could not/would not remove her shoes.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3113694&pg=2
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Love all the 31 consultants fishing for orders! Haven't seen a handslap yet...

Anonymous said...

U jalous squeelin?

Anonymous said...

not even close to being squillen, thank you! It was just an observation on the politics of the bukkit.

Anonymous said...

FFS, SharlaG, that cockshine shit may have been amusing (for 15 minutes and probably only to you) but it's not funny anymore. It's crap and makes you look like the idiot you are.

Anonymous said...

I was *just* coming to ask what that was all about 103, I don't get it?

Anonymous said...

SharlaG has never been funny.
She thinks she is.

Anonymous said...

Okay so who on the board is funny?

Anonymous said...

Not the ones who try to hard, SharlaG, MaryMary, Lanus. They are annoying.

Anonymous said...

and certainly not the gibletgate bitch.

Anonymous said...

Um, yeah I don't think the whole squeals cookie blowup was over shilling some wares. It was more about the clique-ish bullshit from squeals and her posse, along with the fact that they were flat out busted with the FB posts planning how to start a cookie thread when STHJ had specifically told squeals to take the cookie orders off the board.
Yeah, I think it's inconsistent that STHJ and the pea powers allow some selling and not others. But what can you do? Not much-they get to run the board as they wish.

I do like the fact that the clique of bullies finally got bullied themselves. Yeah, it's bitchy of me and I don't give a shit. I own it.

Anonymous said...

I have nothing to sell on the board and I don't buy shit from people on the board so I can gives a rats ass who does what with their crappy shit.

Anonymous said...

I AM FUNNY GOD DAMMIT ALL!!!!

Anonymous said...

Things I won't say on 2P: I think it should be illegal to breed Rottweillers and pit bulls. I think it should be illegal to own them. And people can say it's the dog owners all they want--it's the breed's innate temperament AND the dog owners.

Thanks, I had to say it somewhere.

Anonymous said...

So scandalous 112. @@

Anonymous said...

Things I won't say on 2P: I think it should be illegal to breed Rottweillers and pit bulls. I think it should be illegal to own them. And people can say it's the dog owners all they want--it's the breed's innate temperament AND the dog owners.

Thanks, I had to say it somewhere.

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Great. Now you're going to beetlejuice redheadedjamie to the blog.

Anonymous said...

in my hood, only the pant sagger black thug types own nasty pitbulls. sorry if it ain't PC but it is the fucking truth. pitbulls should be outlawed.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3116054

Is she trying to be the new Skybar?

Anonymous said...

My confessions:

I think the time of American 'exceptionalism' (regularly touted by the peas) is long gone. I think there are many other countries that outperform the US in various ways (excepting shear warpower of course). I've traveled a lot outside of the US and actually seen other countries' culture, standard of living, government, social programs, infrastructure, etc. The "FUCK YEAH!! USA!! USA!!" mindset is sort of embarassing.

I think it's far too easy to get guns in this country.

/Tar and feather me now.

Anonymous said...

I like pitbulls. I actually like most animals more than I do most humans.

Anonymous said...

I would move out of this country so fast if it wasn't so hard to legally enter other countries.

Anonymous said...

I'm with you, 117.

Anonymous said...

I think the time of American 'exceptionalism' (regularly touted by the peas) is long gone. I think there are many other countries that outperform the US in various ways (excepting shear warpower of course). I've traveled a lot outside of the US and actually seen other countries' culture, standard of living, government, social programs, infrastructure, etc. The "FUCK YEAH!! USA!! USA!!" mindset is sort of embarassing.


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Agreed. We lived across the pond for only 2 years but it changed the way we viewed the U.S.

Christ, don't start churning the hate...love my country, lucky to be here, it just changes your perspective.

Anonymous said...

Another one in the running for stupid as shit

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3116067

Anonymous said...

Makes you wonder how Brandy M doesn't fall down more. SAS, indeed.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3115775

Gotta love direct, no holds-barred blog pimping! no pussy-footing around, just say "here is my blog, now read it!"

Anonymous said...

Nah, 116, Lauren is just trying to start a pile-on. I'm sure Skybar will be posting soon.

Anonymous said...

So don't read it?

Anonymous said...

I think the time of American 'exceptionalism' (regularly touted by the peas) is long gone. I think there are many other countries that outperform the US in various ways (excepting shear warpower of course). I've traveled a lot outside of the US and actually seen other countries' culture, standard of living, government, social programs, infrastructure, etc. The "FUCK YEAH!! USA!! USA!!" mindset is sort of embarassing.
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I agree. I'm actually embarrassed by America far more than I'm proud. I would gladly live almost anywhere else if I could.

Anonymous said...

I think the time of American 'exceptionalism' (regularly touted by the peas) is long gone. I think there are many other countries that outperform the US in various ways (excepting shear warpower of course). I've traveled a lot outside of the US and actually seen other countries' culture, standard of living, government, social programs, infrastructure, etc. The "FUCK YEAH!! USA!! USA!!" mindset is sort of embarassing.
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Agreed. We lived across the pond for only 2 years but it changed the way we viewed the U.S.

Christ, don't start churning the hate...love my country, lucky to be here, it just changes your perspective.
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I so totally agree with both of you! After living overseas for a couple of years, you understand that the US doesn't have a corner on good ideas or quality of life. those right wing morons who have never left Podunk, Texas (or Alabama or Nebraska or any other cornbread state) have absolutely no clue about the wonders of the big, wide world out there.

Anonymous said...

Christ, don't start churning the hate...love my country, lucky to be here, it just changes your perspective.


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When I see the AMERICA!!!!1!! dick-swinging, I instantly know that that person has either never traveled out of the US or if they did, it's very little - and they stayed holed up in some Americanized resort compound in utter terror of the locals. And the food.

Anonymous said...

I agree. I'm actually embarrassed by America far more than I'm proud. I would gladly live almost anywhere else if I could.
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127 said it best.

Anonymous said...

agree. I'm actually embarrassed by America far more than I'm proud. I would gladly live almost anywhere else if I could.
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me too - actually were planning on moving out of the country after retirement. the christers can have it.

i started feeling that way during the Bush/Cheney wars/domestic spying/torture regime and now Teabaggers' utter moronic insanity has pushed me over the edge.

(fwiw, i've always been politically moderate, a middle of the roadie. or that's what i used to be - i guess in todays climate im categorized as a socialist)@@

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 114 Things I won't say on 2P: I think it should be illegal to breed Rottweillers and pit bulls. I think it should be illegal to own them. And people can say it's the dog owners all they want--it's the breed's innate temperament AND the dog owners.

Thanks, I had to say it somewhere.

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Great. Now you're going to beetlejuice redheadedjamie to the blog.

September 1, 2011 1:13 PM

and don't forget pumpkin and her mamma

Anonymous said...

I agree America is not perfect, but how many of those other countries are people dying (actually DYING) to get in to and live?

Anonymous said...

Aw fuck. An airline seat recline thread.

Lowrent's gonna lose her shit for sure.

Anonymous said...

I agree America is not perfect, but how many of those other countries are people dying (actually DYING) to get in to and live?
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People die trying to into many countries. The U.S. isn't that special. That BS line is fed to us in America so we think it is. The truth is people are not dying to come here they are dying rather than live in their home country. Our laws are very relaxed and weakly enforced. They come here because it is easy not because it is so wonderful.

Anonymous said...

Totally agree with you, 117.

And 131, too. I wish I could get my family out now.

Anonymous said...

The U.S. is better than some parts of rural Mexico, the war zones of Africa and some dictatorships is the real truth.

Anonymous said...

They come here because it is easy not because it is so wonderful.
September 1, 2011 3:02 PM

A-fucking-Men!!

Anonymous said...

Think about it, 137. That's really not much to brag about.

Anonymous said...

http://www.theledger.com/article/20110707/NEWS/110709622

They were just coming here to work. Same goes for the Chinese, Indian, etc. As those economies continue to grow and ours declines, they leave and far fewer choose to immigrate here in the first place.

The other category is refugees - from war-torn places like Africa - these actually account for very few US immigrants, far more actually go to the EU.

Anonymous said...

I have neighbors who came here because of war and hate it. They are working crap jobs cleaning up after people and driving a bus. In their home country they owned 3 restaurants, had a large home and paid others to clean and do everything around the home. I've seen pictures of their old home I would be upset too.

Not jumping on this fad bandwagon said...

What i'd never say over there:

That nail 'art' looks ugly and trashy.

Anonymous said...

why wouldn't you say it?

Anonymous said...

The guy who use to mow my lawn has a best friend, whose cousin was married to a girl whose baby grew up to be the next door neighbor of a person whose mother once saw this person in a terrible situation now my life is falling apart because of it can you please pray for us all?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3116040


the best part of this thread is that ScrappinCT had to explain that her mom and her aunt were sisters.

Anonymous said...

The guy who use to mow my lawn has a best friend, whose cousin was married to a girl whose baby grew up to be the next door neighbor of a person whose mother once saw this person in a terrible situation now my life is falling apart because of it can you please pray for us all?
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No, because you didn't title it "PPTs needed."

Anonymous said...

DEAR JESUS please lift up this womans best friends cousins friends childs neighbors mother.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE LIFTING THEM TOO, but amen.

Anonymous said...

Only Peas can make praying for others about them.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3116095

How old is mamashosh? This thread is so weird, she's acting like a child.

Anonymous said...

What I don't understand is why mamashosh OR her mom think that her mom needs to use shosh's FB account to be on FB??

WTF? Why doesn't she just make grandma an account??

Anonymous said...

Classic CoutrneyLynn on that reclining airline seat thread. Her "cute" 7 month old baby was slapping the seat, and b/c the guy doesn't appreciate the snowflake's antics, he's a dick.

She is such a total twat.

Anonymous said...

What I don't understand is why mamashosh OR her mom think that her mom needs to use shosh's FB account to be on FB??
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I'd be willing to bet the mom doesn't understand how it works and said that because she wants to try it.

Anonymous said...

Aw fuck. An airline seat recline thread.

Lowrent's gonna lose her shit for sure.
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If those cows weren't so fucking fat they wouldn't have a problem. Shit, the last time Lauren flew she weighed about 250 pounds (if her weight loss numbers she's posted are any indication of her pre-surgery weight), so no wonder someone reclining their seat bugs her - she practically took up the entire row width with her blubbber.

Anonymous said...

omg to the idiot who thinks rottweilers and pit bulls are inherently mean!! Totally stupid uninformed ignorant opinion there twat! No wonder you dare not say it on the board. Let me say this to you slowly: You Know Nothing. Repeat: You know nothing. And because of stupid brainless prejudiced hunks of waste like you, these breeds will continue to be vilified and unreasonably feared.

Anonymous said...

153 she had lost some before her last trip but go ahead and keep posting how fat she is. Lol

Anonymous said...

omg to the idiot who thinks rottweilers and pit bulls are inherently mean!!
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They are not *mean* in the sense that people are *mean*. They do have breed traits that make them poor choices for some owners and lifestyles. They are large strong dogs with a good deal of intelligence who will assume leadership when not lead.

Anonymous said...

every time that dork brandy posts a thread (hello! attention seeker!) I feel all squirmy and embarrassed for her. She is so fucking retarded and useless. On that so called spelling thread, she actually sounds like she is trying to argue that the correct answer doesn't make sense????

Anonymous said...

yes 156, but that is true of all dogs. I'm in the opposite camp of the dumbass who posted that they are mean: I've never met a rottie or pit bull that WAS mean. But you are correct that big strong independent dogs like they AND other breeds, need a certain type of owner.

Anonymous said...

I have a friend who has two pit bulls who regularly comes to visit us. We love those fucking dogs!! (And we have cats.) But those dogs are smart and affectionate and lotsa fun, never had a problem with them. In fact, they are the only "other" peoples' pets' pics that I have on my computer. Love 'em.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3116016


Things you'd never post on the board, in reference to the above thread:

"Who gives a fuck?!"

"Is this your subtle way of telling us your son has a ginormo cock?"

"So, when is he joining the circus?"

"

Anonymous said...

omg to the idiot who thinks rottweilers and pit bulls are inherently mean!! Totally stupid uninformed ignorant opinion there twat! No wonder you dare not say it on the board. Let me say this to you slowly: You Know Nothing. Repeat: You know nothing. And because of stupid brainless prejudiced hunks of waste like you, these breeds will continue to be vilified and unreasonably feared.

The last time a pit bull got under the fence into our backyard, my DH shot it. It helps that the 1/2 acre we have fenced in as a backyard is in the middle of 12 more acres. And the time before a pit bull was loose, it mauled my lab. So fuck you with your "poor widdle misunderstood bully breeds" There is a fucking reason hood rats have these dogs, and it ain't cause they're great family pets.

Anonymous said...

What I'd love to say at the pod: I absolutely love it when my DH ties me up and spanks me. You don't know what you're missing if you don't give bondage a try.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3116079

Shilling for the Squealin' on Thrsuday!

Anonymous said...

That edgy uncoolness is sure trying hard on 2ps, aint she?
sort of creepy

Anonymous said...

edgy is completely unhinged and just looking for attention. Stupid peas are just feeding the mania.

Someone needs to get a tranquilizer gun and some thorazine and put that bitch down.

Anonymous said...

If those cows weren't so fucking fat they wouldn't have a problem

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That ^^^^ and they're clueless Ma & Pa Kettles when it comes to air travel. They fly in the cattle car on the very worst airlines with all the other dumbfuck clueless losers and then bitch because like it's a Greyhound bus.

Duh.

Anonymous said...

Things You Would Never Post at The Pod re: The Diagnose Me! Threads.


A runny nose and a rash on your torso? You have the Bubonic Plague.

Don't worry, leprosy---I mean Hansen's Disease---isn't so bad.

Pez is an over-the-counter version of penicillin. It's made in Mexico. So if you're traveling soon, stock up!

You can get peanut allergies by sitting on the toilet.

Anonymous said...

The Ouija board thread is a vortex of stupid.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, 161. I've met and heard of too many people who were mauled by bully breeds to think it's safe to have them anywhere you don't have to pay admission to get in.

Anonymous said...

Re dogs: different breeds have different levels of what breeders call personality stability.

A golden retriever or a lab has a stable personality...they're pretty even-keeled in all circumstances, even when a kid is poking at them, for instance. Breeds like rots and pit bulls and a lot of the toys are considered unstable...they tend to react inconsitently, ignoring the pokes for years, then one day turning on the kid.*

That's why I'd never choose the latter type of dog.

*I'm talking generalities about well-reared adult dogs. I'm sure YOUR pit bull has never so much as growled at anyone. @@

Anonymous said...

The Ouija board thread is a vortex of stupid.
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Skybar and her anything can be the tool of the devil made me lol for real. I can't believe people can be so dumb and still live.

Anonymous said...

Why do you make fun of people for losing weight after you make fun of them for being fat?

Anonymous said...

Religion is the tool of the devil.

Think about it Skybar.

Anonymous said...

Mishkismom is in the paranoid dumbass lead on the Ouija Board thread with this incoherent gem:


"They creep me out. I will not say things don't exist because I don't want to be proven wrong! lol I would hate to say they are fake and be haunted the next day! I also find it double creepy that when I go to Salem, MA for Halloween I pass by the Milton Bradley building! It is very close to witch central! "


But then again, the night is still young. Paging Skybar...

Anonymous said...

Because she's a nasty, vile bitch?

That's reason enough for me.

Anonymous said...

If Mishkismom ever went to a baseball game and saw Milton Bradley in the outfield, she would void her bowels right there.

Anonymous said...

That was sort of awesome when ScrapinCT explained about her mom and aunt being sisters.

You know 2PeaFaithful is reading that thread, moving her lips and wrinkling her brow in confusion.

Anonymous said...

Any dog can turn. I hang out at numerous dog
parks and have only met friendly pitbulls (most owned by regular looking white people ). There was one who's owner said he wasn't friendly so we stayed away. My dog has been snapped at by two dogs, a golden and black lab. Am I going to write those breeds off now, of course not.

I own a big dog and I'm very watchful of her around small dogs and kids. I don't think she would ever intentionally hurt them but rather want to play and not realize how much bigger she is. The media has sensationlized hate towards pitbulls and I find it disgusting. I also think less of people who jump on that bandwagon and eat up everything the media says instead of doing their own research

Anonymous said...

Is there any validity, really, about NOT reclining in an airplane seat? I've flown plenty of times in all the major US carriers and have not had a problem. I am 65 inches tall, but I have long legs and arms. I never felt "invaded" by someone reclining a seat, neither has my brother (he is 71 inches tall.)

I bet any Pea who has flown sardine/steerage/economy on a foreign airline would not bitch and moan about the seats on US airlines! Those seats are mouse sized!

Anonymous said...

179, as long as the lardass sized people keep to between their armrests, I'm good to go.

Anonymous said...

You know 2PeaFaithful is reading that thread, moving her lips and wrinkling her brow in confusion.
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LOL. Good one.

Anonymous said...

I never felt "invaded" by someone reclining a seat, neither has my brother (he is 71 inches tall.)

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71 inches sounds so much more impressive than 5'11", doesn't it? nice job there.

I am two inches shorter, my spouse is 7 inches taller, I am a little claustrophobic and he's just tall and we are squished by air travel in general. we just don't complain about it. no use complainng, we just go where we want to go and do what we want to do. so we suffer a few hours in a plane, no big deal.

Anonymous said...

You know 2PeaFaithful is reading that thread, moving her lips and wrinkling her brow in confusion.
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She probably drank some holy water just case reading the word oujia summons up the demons.

Anonymous said...

You know 2PeaFaithful is reading that thread, moving her lips and wrinkling her brow in confusion.
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Heh. I'm sure this is an hourly occurance. During Bible Study, while reading recipes (liquer store, anyone?!1), and most especially while reading anything at 2peas.

I would not be a bit surprised if she can't wipe her own ass. The thought of her driving is a bit scary-how DOES she manage to keep those pedals straight? Or tell right from left?

Anonymous said...

@182-- I did not mean for it to sound taller, I mentioned inches only because the bitches at the bukkit are harping about inches...

A few of them are not nearly as tall as you, yet they are bitching. There is a moran shorter than me whining about the seat invading her space!

Anonymous said...

I would not be a bit surprised if she can't wipe her own ass
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Too risky. If she enjoyed it it would practically be like masturbating which is a *sin*. Good girls take no risks.

BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said...

LMAO @ the believers in sky fairies, demons, witches, angels, ghosts, Loch Ness etc.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Lauren and Nightowl didn't pay attention in their religious schools. Another example of of righties changing a meaning of scripture to when it is convenient. Ha, and the 10 commandments too.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3116054

Anonymous said...

I've flown plenty of times in all the major US carriers and have not had a problem

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Me either. I've flown month for the past decade and only been annoyed by recline maybe twice. And that was due to the seat pitch on that particular airline (which I now avoid, easy peasy).

Anonymous said...

They both happen to be right about what their religions teach.

If you're going to take a swing at someone, make sure you know what the fuck you're talking about, douchebag.

Anonymous said...

You'll enjoy this 188:

http://allthingsqueer.co.za/archives/religion/60.html

Anonymous said...

The delusion is widespread I see.

Anonymous said...

Hi Lauren! I mean, 190.

Anonymous said...

I would not be a bit surprised if she can't wipe her own ass. The thought of her driving is a bit scary-how DOES she manage to keep those pedals straight? Or tell right from left?

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Don't you worry! Her blessed husband has marked all of her shoes with "L" and "R."

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3116131

I bet she neglected to mention her shrewish personality?

Anonymous said...

I've flown plenty of times in all the major US carriers and have not had a problem

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Me either. I've flown month for the past decade and only been annoyed by recline maybe twice. And that was due to the seat pitch on that particular airline (which I now avoid, easy peasy).

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ditto and I'm wondering about all these peas whose knees are touching the seat in front of them? I've flown a lot on different airlines and I can only remember a handful of times seeing people whose knees touch the seat in front of them,and I noticed them because they were motherfucking tall guys.

and if you can't put the tray down with the 1.5 inches of tilt...wow.

Much more often I see the person next to me is too big and their body is moving into my seat space.

Anonymous said...

And yeah, there is some food that is as good as an orgasm.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3116079

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Yeah about that...I've never had a cookie make me scream.

Anonymous said...

I guess the squeals crew will never get tired of stirring the shit pot and starting cookie threads. I guess it's true that elephants never forget

Anonymous said...

FFS, Quija boards are toys!

I have been to several "sessions" of Quija board play and nothing and I mean NOTHING ever happened!

Now, I do believe in spirits, entities, ghosts, etc...but Quija boards are pure, utter bullshit!

Jane Doe said...

New Space is up.

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