Honestly HOW DID PEOPLE LIKE THIS FUNCTION before the internet? It's September, what kind of bad weather are you expecting? How would this change your trip if it is raining a little bit along the way? Are you going to cancel?
Does Lauren even work? Her posting history seems to indicate that she's not very busy during the hours most attorneys spend working...
In that same vein, has anyone noticed that Typhus seems to be staying away from the boards during school hours? I wonder if last year's comments regarding her Peaing during school time got to her?
#9, she is probably too busy watching her hambeast husband spying on the new neighbor lady with the inappropriate shitting dog and then reporting it back to the neighbor.
Sorry, I lost my upper lip from all those jackson pollack's I've been giving. Between that, and all the teabagging I do, I don't have any upper lip left.
I hear MIL with him in the hall and she tells him "when Mommy is gone and you are living with me, I will give you all the good foods Mommy won't let you have -- cheese enchiladas, ice cream, milk shakes..." That was funny how that coincided with her putting something I am anaphylactic to in a dish that should have never of had that ingredient. __________________________________________ Why am I not buying that this chick's MIL tried to kill her? ohhhh...because she's crazy. (Psycho on the Keys)
I hear MIL with him in the hall and she tells him "when Mommy is gone and you are living with me, I will give you all the good foods Mommy won't let you have -- cheese enchiladas, ice cream, milk shakes..." That was funny how that coincided with her putting something I am anaphylactic to in a dish that should have never of had that ingredient. ------------- SRSLY???!!
That was funny how that coincided with her putting something I am anaphylactic to in a dish that should have never of had that ingredient. ^^^^^ If this kind of paranoia wasn't so sad and kind of creepy, it would be almost hilarious. What a ridiculous accusation: death by deliberately induced anaphylaxis. ZOMG!!!!!!!!
I nominate that Kitten on the Keys post for a spot in the NSBR Gems section. This is the kind of shit people would think you're making up if you tried telling them about some of the pea posts.
I hear MIL with him in the hall and she tells him "when Mommy is gone and you are living with me, I will give you all the good foods Mommy won't let you have -- cheese enchiladas, ice cream, milk shakes..." That was funny how that coincided with her putting something I am anaphylactic to in a dish that should have never of had that ingredient. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Oh FFS! Someone's been watching WAY too many CSI type shows. Holy shit, it's scary how many peas are total fruitcakes.
@21 This is from yesterday. Mominct is Danielle Ryerson. She posted while logged in. What a moran.
Mominct said... 114 After reading the board for years I must be doing something wrong - my boys are on their grade level for reading and math. Right where they should be.
Guess I dont have "special" snowflakes! September 22, 2011 11:53 AM
Big surprise that Jill's list is a mile long and ridiculous. I bet her neighbors and people in her community could tell us a lot of great stories about ole Jill. LOL.
I love how Jill lists so many things that bug her then in the same breath talks about something that bugs her FIL so therefore, she plans to do it to him.
I just wanna grab Jill by the arm and say to her "Come on!!! We are going to Walmart! I love Walmart! Walmart is the bestest company in the whole wide world!!!"
I think she is saying they have no teeth and are from Arkansas ******************** Actually it appears that they are from Alabama (no big difference there) ********************** "Yes, it's true. I posted about her a while ago. Her brother had sex with her mother. She (my friend) has a lot of health problems." ********************** If these are the kinds of people she hangs out with, no wonder her opinions are so fucked up. She's nothing more than a poor, uneducated, white trash, cracker hillbilly with mutated genetic material.
If you're attempting to imply that Captain K is the only one who likes Captain K, and therefore 43 is a crock of shit, you're wrong. I like Captain K and I'm not 43.
And speaking of which, CaptainK can be totally nice and normal for weeks at a time, and then she descends into bipolar-ish crazy bitchiness. Then she crawls back into her cave for a while, until she comes out nice again, while it lasts. She's a nutbag.
I'm not a doctor but I like to pretend to diagnosis others with my mental illness
said...
FFS, #47,this blog isn't a paranoid bipolar group therapy meeting and sometimes being a bitch on the internet is REALLY just being a bitch on the internet as Captain K has proven repeatedly.
So, why don't you stop trying to deflect from your own paranoid bipolar mental disease and stop self-medicating with the booze and St. John's Wort and get yourself a real diagnosis with the right medications so your paranoid delusions aren't so obvious.
L'Urine's son did time for a drug related charge, either possession with intent or distribution. It wasn't bullshit like having an eighth of weed, he had weight.
Boy did time in a state prison.
And her daughter doesn't speak to her. She's just such a peach of a person. I bet she was an absolute miserable bitch of a teacher, which is why she left Florida with her tail between her legs and ran back to NY.
I'm not a doctor but I like to pretend to diagnosis others with my mental illness said... 50
FFS, #47,this blog isn't a paranoid bipolar group therapy meeting and sometimes being a bitch on the internet is REALLY just being a bitch on the internet as Captain K has proven repeatedly.
So, why don't you stop trying to deflect from your own paranoid bipolar mental disease and stop self-medicating with the booze and St. John's Wort and get yourself a real diagnosis with the right medications so your paranoid delusions aren't so obvious. September 24, 2011 10:42 AM
you'd think that with L'Urine as a mother, her daughter would have been scared straight. What lesbian in their right mind would want to sleep with women when L'Urine was the female role model?
You know what, that "DUCK" wall mural may seem tacky, but on second thought - if I went into a house with that, at least you know they have a personality, a sense of humor. I'm so freaking sick of all the Pottery Barn cookie cutter decorators at 2Peas and online everywhere, and in every cul-de-sac in every town. Every single house looks the same. They're all beautiful but I'm so sick of them. And it just makes me think that the owner is just a copycat who didn't have any of her own ideas.
The high school girl who wants to change her mind about the dance is going to hairflip soon. She's soooo pissed that not everyone is agreeing with her and her dd. She's already in defense mode.
What a bitch of a mom and dd. That poor kid. She's all defensive about how her dd was embarrassed and is awkward and "it's not all cute like in a movie". OMG lady, how do you think the BOY will feel? I'm sure HE too was nervous and awkward, and is now feeling proud of himself for asking her out and is on Cloud 9. Til her princess dd crushes him and embarrasses him. No doubt he's either unpopular or not too cute, no matter WHAT she says.
Sadly there are some super sweet, NICE girls at that school who would probably die to be asked out, but won't be until college or even after.
I don't have a son, but if I did, imagining him as a teenager getting a YES then a NO would break my heart. Especially if I knew the Mom was in on it and texting back and forth with her dd like a KID, figuring out their childish plan to do it. UGH.
And while we're talking about decorating, can someone go to MaryMary's blog and tell her please, to let her poor daughter have SOME SAY in what her own bedroom is like. Her poor dd HATED the last room and she laughs about it, now she's going to hate the next one too and she's all, Too Bad. You don't want zebra stripes and hot pink? Fine, but at least meet in the middle. It's HER ROOM.
FFS your house is not a prop for a magazine spread, it's where your kids LIVE. Speaking of which, where is their STUFF?! I never see one toy or book or anything in any of her photos. It's like a magazine-perfect house with pretty little children in it, but it just seems so....not suited for a family.
Even in the bedroom pictures, there's always the kid's bed, curtains, desk, and....??? No pictures or stuffed animals or toys or paper and crayons or anything. What do they do all day? Because I certainly never hear her posting about herself actually doing anything with them.
Do people really do DIY projects all day and nurse their infant, but never actually spend time with their other kids until Sunday Church Photo Day?
Anonymous said... 58 You know what, that "DUCK" wall mural may seem tacky, but on second thought - if I went into a house with that, at least you know they have a personality, a sense of humor. I'm so freaking sick of all the Pottery Barn cookie cutter decorators at 2Peas and online everywhere, and in every cul-de-sac in every town. Every single house looks the same. They're all beautiful but I'm so sick of them. And it just makes me think that the owner is just a copycat who didn't have any of her own ideas.
September 24, 2011 11:38 AM
She posted the thing almost done recently, it looked the SAME. I was expecting to see it done a little more up. I think she was just schlepping her friends *free giveaway* blog shit.
L'Urine's son did time for a drug related charge, either possession with intent or distribution. It wasn't bullshit like having an eighth of weed, he had weight. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Charming.
And she's dispensing parenting advice and bitching about the moms of today? Priceless.
What she should be doing is holding herself up as an example of everything NOT to do as a parent.
She has royally fucked up her own children and now she's going to work on her granddaughter. How sad for that kid.
What was it Chris Rock said? A father's only job in life is to keep his daughter off the stripper pole. Should add..a parent's job is keep their kids out of the criminal justice system, especially of both parents are attorneys!
/looking at you, L'Urine. You fucking FAILED and you know it. Stop being such a sanctimonious bitch and climb down off that fucking cross. We're going to need the wood eventually.
61, I think Mary Mary posted on her blog recently that she photoshopped out some crumbs on her kitchen floor, and she moves crap to the side of the room that won't be in the picture.
I wondered about her DD's room, too. The kid is old enough to help make decisions about her room, not just have cutesy foisted on her. Repeatedly. What does her husband do for a living, anyway? That woman is always blogging about her latest projects.
You know what, that "DUCK" wall mural may seem tacky, but on second thought - if I went into a house with that, at least you know they have a personality, a sense of humor. _____________
Yes, maybe each room can be modeled after a different cartoon character. :P
I have to work tomorrow evening, and will miss premiers of two of my favorite shows, The Amazing Race and The Good Wife, both on CBS. i also dont have DVR, sigh.
So, can i watch full episodes of these shows on CBS.com and how soon after they air?
one more time a scrapping bitch tries to make money of off the people she mocks. Danielle Ryerson http://www.blogger.com/profile/08261230309040934473 claims to be on Creative Cuts Design Team. She posts here shitting on the people she makes money on. Hope Creative Cuts follows the link back to here to see who she really is. http://www.creativecutsandmore.com A trend started by DD, the bukkit garden girls, and all the other shit head celebrities. Out them all.
@77 keep up. that hag outted herself here. she sells scrapping shit and is on design teams then talks smack about the customer base. i think those that do that should be called out on it. it's ok if you don't.
L'urine's son also supports the Mexican cartels and their bloodbaths as an American drug sponsor and yet she's spouting off at the mouth on all the illegal alien threads. I hope when her big fat ugly daughter moves to Texas she marries a big fat Mexican! LOL We'll really be entertained then.
My favorite comment from Red Boots after she smacked Lauren down:
"And none of this comes from the blog. These are all assumptions I've made based on what you put out here at Two Peas. Your character does tend to show after the first 25,000 posts or so."
I wanna make that my fucking signature line!
Bwhahahahah! RB Smacked that bitch on so many levels. Did you all notice how none of the Peas came to poor Lauren's defense? I bet she's fuming over there!
Redboots definitely got you Lauren. Sorry sweetie!
What I want to know is, when you realize so many people dislike you, wouldn't you do something about it? I can understand if one or two people hate you, you say fuck it. But when A LOT of people dislike you, somethings wrong.
If I were Lauren, I'd think that it doesn't matter what I said, you'd all think that what you said was true. So why bother.
But she did ask, what proof do we have that her son is in jail, that he's a drug dealer or that he's with the Mexican Cartel. The first might be true, maybe even the second, but the third? I think she's right. People make stuff up here so what difference does it make what she says?
Looks like RB was right....Lauren visits the blog daily and she loves to deflect.
I think 95 is Lauren. Same posting style.
Stop making shit up in a lame attempt to vilify people. No one said your son is a drug dealer or that he's with a Mexican cartel. Your reading comprehension seems off a lot, which is odd, because you're very intelligent. You might be a mega bitch, but you're definitely a smart bitch.
If I were Lauren (which I'm totally not), I'd think it doesn't matter what I (she, I meant "she", damn it!) said, you'd all think that what you said about me, I mean LAUREN, was true. So why bother.
Sincerely,
Absolutely, totally, 100% not Lauren because Lauren DOES NOT POST HERE OF THAT I AM ALSO 100% CERTAIN
You being certain that Lauren doesn't post here is the funniest shit I've read all day.
Her name comes up every now and then but whadyaknow, she's posting up a storm at the bukkit and the blog is actually moving on a Saturday night with posts defending her. Coincidence? I think not.
Actually....I am redboots. And I am not Compwalla, nor am I bf.
I am simply redboots. No troll ID, just someone who has lurked for a long time and gets sick of seeing the same few people spouting their incessant bullshit at the bukkit.
Seems I'm not the only one who is sick of certain Peas, either; I've received several PM's thanking me for calling Lauren out. I also received several similar PM's when I called Mrs. Tyler out for Peaing during school hours and for her incessant questions about teh gayz.
I have never said anything here that I haven't said at Two Peas - I'm not really the type to run from confrontation, but I guess that's obvious, huh? :)
I remember the little crackhead's MySpace page. He was bragging about his heroin and weed use which proves that he's not very bright either. Surprisingly he was a good looking kid, the babies mama not so much! Whoever found his MySpace page was a good pea detective! Ha!
And yes, if your pea snowflake is a doper then yes, they're what keeps the cartels rolling. Follow the mula!
How much you want to bet her slacker son doesn't even pay any child support? She probably pays it for him. She refuses to be in the same room with him or speak with him even during the holidays. What if he OD's on heroin, like a lot of abusers do? She's really going to feel like shit, if that's possible.
I get so fucking SICK AND TIRED of the bitch that has the hard on for Compwalla. This cunt thinks every damn person that says something intelligent or burn some dumb peas ass has to be fucking Compwalla.
Listen up twat, Compwalla is the be all, end of all of smart and witty bitches at the pod. Fucking get over your big ole lesbian crush on Virginia and shut the fuck up.
You though Candyboots, Bootzee and now Redboots was Compwalla because of their smarts and "posting style". You are a MORAN. You either need to get some therapy or:
RB Smacked that bitch on so many levels. Did you all notice how none of the Peas came to poor Lauren's defense? I bet she's fuming over there =================================== Love it. Now she'll start on her usual track of 'no-one ever defends me when people are mean to me' Probably because we don't like you bitch and we agree with the people being mean to you. Think about it.
Why are all the peas getting moist panties over Lespea? She seems OK, but really, she's not the second coming. Are they all looking for a little lez action or are they trying to prove to everyone how cool they are because they have a lesbian friend?
110=you nailed it with the latter. They always seem to get hot and foamy over the resident carpet muncher. Hanging with the lesbos makes ya cool, dontcha know??
What if he OD's on heroin, like a lot of abusers do? She's really going to feel like shit, if that's possible. *** JFC, I hope to God you don't have kids. Kids turn out bad sometimes no matter what you do. I'm sure she WILL feel bad if he dies, ya dumb ass! What a twunty thing to say.
Nothing. Lauren was fighting in a thread with Sierramoon (?) about something completely non-personal, and so trivial I can't remember what it was. Yet old Lowrent was making it personal, telling Sierra that she could understand why Sierra's husband divorced her, etc. You know, typical Lowrent m.o. If you disagree with her, it's a capital crime and she'll go for the throat. Sierra kept it totally cool though, and kept on point without rising to the bait.
Then Prom Queen came in and said something to back up what Sierra was saying. And BOOM! Lowrent posted the "wish your baby died" thing. It was surreal. And that was that.
And she still posts at Peas while Bootzie was banned. If anyone is an Official Twunt it's Lauren.
did OP really need 15 paragraphs to say what could be said in one fucking sentence? "My twatty spawn got asked to the dance by a guy she doesn't know and turned him down: did we do good?" Good god!
Monique sleuthed out the MySpace page of Lauren's son. Talk about creepy stalking 00000000000000 That may be creepy stalking, but what do you call wishing someone's baby dead?
L'Urine is a vile human being and I feel sorry for her kids and granddaughter.
"I am 47 and Ty is 30. Big age difference. Doesn't bother us or his parents. Makes me mad sometimes when people think he is my son though. I quickly let them know he isn't. We have been together 9 years. "
lol reminds me of the movie Grown ups, Rob Schneider's character dating the older lady.
125-yeah, I was banned AGAIN. I sure wish I knew which twatnozzle carried so much pull with the morons that run TwoPeas.
We can report and bitch about the biggest CUNT at the board (Lauren) yet the bitch is still there flapping her yeasty boobs and twatting on endlessly at anyone that dares to disagree with her.
Dog with a bone is the only way to describe that bitch and I think her and Mrs. Typhus are long lost sisters in cuntiness.
PeaNut 233604 - November 2005 Posts: 20857 Layouts: 19 Loc: In the land of beads and wire Posted: 4/27/2006 8:20:54 PM --------- That sucks! People can get so mean on here. then when you say that one will say, "ya, but she was mean first and here is the thread of 9 weeks ago". I didn't see the thread and I realize there is always two sides of the story, but I am always sorry when someone feels that they need to leave.
ETA I just put two and two together, so yes I did read the thread and yes I am sorry you feel you have to leave. I also feel that you should look inside for all the hurt comments that were said on the thread in mention. We have to own up to what we say and what we do. It is called being an adult and yes it isn't always easy to eat crow.
PeaNut 233604 - November 2005 Posts: 20857 Layouts: 19 Loc: In the land of beads and wire Posted: 4/27/2006 9:39:42 PM ----- What is hairflip? I have an idea but just want to be sure. ------- Blue here on NSBR it means when you leave the board in a "huff". It is common here so once upon a pea time a pea named it "hairflip".
and here we have Lauren wishing bad things on peoples kids again.
lulusmom Pursued by Tr"Oblio". A new personal troll. :) PeaNut 1803 - 11/9/1999 Posts: 17141 Layouts: 43 Loc: Somewhere sunny and warm
Posted: 1/18/2006 1:20:45 AM ---------------- You know what Cara, you deserve what you have. every bit. And I hope people gang up on your "Special Guy" the way you're ganging up on me.
"I've worked with MRDD people most of my life and have a few cousins with disabilities. One of who I will eventually be guardian for" ================================================ Christ on a cracker!
Can anyone imagine Jonduh making financial and legal decisions for this poor relative without someone else overseeing the situation?
I can only hope for the relative's sake, they get put in a group home before Jonduh becomes the "guardian" and his input is moot.
138-Wow, that comment to Cara is horrible. I don't remember that one at all. I'm surprised it's not brought up more often. Perfect example of how when Lauren's losing a fight she goes right below the belt.
Remember her? Didn't her DH have an affair even though she lost like a hundred pounds and she was very pretty? She just kind of disappeared from the pod.
And, just as predicted, Lauren is crying about how Red Boots was mean to her and no one came to her defense. Lauren is the president of the 'Cunts Who Can Dish It, But Don't Want to Take It' Club.
I disagree, 153. I saw a lot of gorgeous homes in that thread. My style is probably too eclectic to be called a "style", and Pottery Barn doesn't really do it for me, but I think many of the Peas have great taste and beautiful homes.
~Lauren~ Original Pea Number 1803 PeaNut 246606 – 1/31/2006 Posts: 12001 Layouts: 15
Posted: 7/23/2007 3:19:26 PM I have never brought your baby into anything Yvonne. In fact I have wished her well and have commented positively on her growth.
But you know what. Fuck you. Fuck your baby. In fact, I'm to the point where I really don't care anymore what happens to her, to you or anyone else on this board.
So, now I'm going to do what you're all hoping I do. Wish your baby ill. You've been waiting for it, here it is. I hope all the positive things I've wished for her in the past turn 100% the opposite. Happy now? I hope your baby ends up the way she started out: on life support and with you in tears begging for prayers. And I hope those prayers go unanswered.
Now you can call me anything you wish. Because unlike the situation with Cara, where people made up what I said and misstated and twisted what I said, I'm saying flat out I hope your baby does poorly. Straight out. Just what you want me to say. I hope you suffer nothing but heartache on her account. Just what you want me to say.
As for the rest, the same, fuck it all. This is the mother of all hair flips. PDR, I hope for the rest of your life people treat you like the LLPs did because you deserve nothing better.
Sasha, I hope that you get treated the same way you've treated me.
Tickle whatever, I hope the same thing on you and your kids as I hope on Yvonne.
Sierramoon is fucked anyway, her husband can't stand to be around her so I'll leave her with that.
As to the rest of you: I just don't care enough to even wish you ill.
So, now you can all spend the next week or so talking about how awful I am and frankly, I don't care. Yvonne, if there is a god and he does answer prayers, you will soon be one sad mama. So, since you've been preparing yourself, guess you're ready for it.
No, some English chick with curly hair. She's not as active as she was. But there she was, right after the whole clusterfuck happened saying something to the effect of: "You guys shouldn't have ganged up on Lauren. You can't blame her for lashing out, blah blah pitycakes."
In true 2Peas tradition, after the thread was pulled, there were a pile of follow-up threads where recriminations flew. And that's where the mealy-mouthed Lowrent defenders came crawling in. Trying to spin it minutes after it happened.
I can't believe people actually fall for Lauren's shit when she pretends to be nice for a day, and blast other people for bringing up things to remind us of her true colors. Really? They think the dead baby comment is forgivable, but Bootzee gets banned?
I have been to TwoPeas today, but if Lauren is ranting, we all need to report her ass and her posts...repeatedly. I am so sick of that cuntbag. She needs to be banned. If they ban Bootzee, that yeasty bitch needs an ISP ban. She brings NOTHING to the pod but cuntiness.
After reading the "Sack Sniffer" thread, I have two questions:
1. Why was everyone being such a cunt to her? I get that it was a giant TMI overshare, but the comments about her being 300lbs and disgusting were wholly necessary.
2. Why does Wholarmor always say "I'm not a sack sniffer!" She wasn't even on that thread?
Fern-the resident law student at the Pod from So Cal. She must have taken the bar exam like 4 times and never passed. She is friends with Miss Jen (BigFoot) who pimped Fernie's blog. Fern is now an horticulture expert and she wrote a BOOK.
180-have you SEEN Wholarmor? Granted she isn't 300lbs but dayum, the woman needs a facial waxing to get rid of the unibrow, a hairstyle and some makeup STAT.
Anonymous said... 59 The high school girl who wants to change her mind about the dance is going to hairflip soon. She's soooo pissed that not everyone is agreeing with her and her dd. She's already in defense mode. ************** I wonder if we can find the poor boy and hook him up with Char???
Such idiots. I'm 184 and someone else is 186. So there's at least two of who think it's idiotic to smack on people's looks. I don't care if they should get their eyebrows waxed. It's just so frickin frackin STUPID.
Smack on things that are worth smacking on. And yes I know you can smack whatever you want. yawn
I spent the day in bed, sick with this god awful flu. The Hangover was On. For some reason, the dentist's fiancée made me thunk of Lauren. Especially the part where he dumps her at the end, saying, "you are just a...really bad person."
I found it funny how Beadhound became one of L'urine's ass kissing defenders after she bought stuff from her Esty shop. Bead really was an idiot on so many levels.
She bumped it for lespea. Lespea only came back because someone else was named resident pea lesbian. (Hawkmoon - been around longer anyway)..
She claims we'll rag on her cake tattoo, why wouldn't we dumbass? You post it, it gets ragged on, that's how it works, you knew that when you posted so why mention it..IT IS WHAT YOU WANT!!
Kiki has posted that photo before so she must think she looks uber cool, but she just looks like the total loser retard that she is. Look close and you can see that wrinkly old turkey neck.
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120365
Why are the peas up in arms about this?
It's a BJ where he blows it on your face. And? AM I missing something?
Is that pic NSFW? I don't want to give my employers a heart attack.
OR MAYBE I DO.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120466
Honestly HOW DID PEOPLE LIKE THIS FUNCTION before the internet? It's September, what kind of bad weather are you expecting? How would this change your trip if it is raining a little bit along the way? Are you going to cancel?
JHC
I can't believe she's actually posting photos of that tacky-assed mural. Nice addition to your historical home.
Does Lauren even work? Her posting history seems to indicate that she's not very busy during the hours most attorneys spend working...
In that same vein, has anyone noticed that Typhus seems to be staying away from the boards during school hours? I wonder if last year's comments regarding her Peaing during school time got to her?
#9, she is probably too busy watching her hambeast husband spying on the new neighbor lady with the inappropriate shitting dog and then reporting it back to the neighbor.
Something is not right in the Haus of Typhus...
Lauren I know you are reading this, you could use some veneers and some sort of help for your lips.
You look better but you don't look kissable. Any man would shy away from the brownish teeth and no upper lip.
Ah, esinger/edgyassness is back at the pod. That could explain some of teh recent blog crazy.
Sorry, I lost my upper lip from all those jackson pollack's I've been giving. Between that, and all the teabagging I do, I don't have any upper lip left.
Agree about the lip and yucky brown teeth. But those saggy, yeasty boobs also need some serious help.
L'Urine looks significantly older than her siblings.
Where are these pictures you guys are talking about? I looked through three pages and didn't see a thread.
It's the 'Post a pic' thread and on page one right now. Tricky to work that one out, I know.
It wasn't before, smartass.
I bet it was on the last three pages, though, dumbass.
Who is Danielle Ryerson? Why would someone on a design team post on the blog? What an idiot you are Danielle Ryerson.
whatchu talkin' bout 20
I hear MIL with him in the hall and she tells him "when Mommy is gone and you are living with me, I will give you all the good foods Mommy won't let you have -- cheese enchiladas, ice cream, milk shakes..." That was funny how that coincided with her putting something I am anaphylactic to in a dish that should have never of had that ingredient.
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Why am I not buying that this chick's MIL tried to kill her?
ohhhh...because she's crazy.
(Psycho on the Keys)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3120318&pg=3
I hear MIL with him in the hall and she tells him "when Mommy is gone and you are living with me, I will give you all the good foods Mommy won't let you have -- cheese enchiladas, ice cream, milk shakes..." That was funny how that coincided with her putting something I am anaphylactic to in a dish that should have never of had that ingredient.
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SRSLY???!!
Someone is way too fond of drama
Agree about the lip and yucky brown teeth. But those saggy, yeasty boobs also need some serious help.
September 23, 2011 12:13 PM
The lip seems to be a family thing. It's just more noticeable on L'Urine because her ugliness goes DEEP-inside and out.
That was funny how that coincided with her putting something I am anaphylactic to in a dish that should have never of had that ingredient.
^^^^^
If this kind of paranoia wasn't so sad and kind of creepy, it would be almost hilarious. What a ridiculous accusation: death by deliberately induced anaphylaxis. ZOMG!!!!!!!!
I nominate that Kitten on the Keys post for a spot in the NSBR Gems section. This is the kind of shit people would think you're making up if you tried telling them about some of the pea posts.
I hear MIL with him in the hall and she tells him "when Mommy is gone and you are living with me, I will give you all the good foods Mommy won't let you have -- cheese enchiladas, ice cream, milk shakes..." That was funny how that coincided with her putting something I am anaphylactic to in a dish that should have never of had that ingredient.
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Oh FFS! Someone's been watching WAY too many CSI type shows. Holy shit, it's scary how many peas are total fruitcakes.
@21 This is from yesterday. Mominct is Danielle Ryerson. She posted while logged in. What a moran.
Mominct said... 114
After reading the board for years I must be doing something wrong - my boys are on their grade level for reading and math. Right where they should be.
Guess I dont have "special" snowflakes!
September 22, 2011 11:53 AM
"I told my dh I am fine with it just being in the garage in a pile.... I just cant leave it! My dh and mom dont understand it. "
This is how hoarders get started.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120469
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120177
Big surprise that Jill's list is a mile long and ridiculous. I bet her neighbors and people in her community could tell us a lot of great stories about ole Jill. LOL.
I love how Jill lists so many things that bug her then in the same breath talks about something that bugs her FIL so therefore, she plans to do it to him.
It's scary she is that much of a fruitcake but worse if she wasn't and her MIL was that crazy.
I just wanna grab Jill by the arm and say to her "Come on!!! We are going to Walmart! I love Walmart! Walmart is the bestest company in the whole wide world!!!"
Get a life you freak.
Holy Shit!!!
Jill actually created a Facebook group against Holiday inflatables and linked in in that thread!
That bitch must be a load of sunshine, unicorns and rainbows to be around. I'll bet she has crazy eyes too.
I have some friends (my friend who's father was her brother and her mother was her grandmother) who are facing foreclosure.
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wtf is she saying?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120575
I have some friends (my friend who's father was her brother and her mother was her grandmother) who are facing foreclosure.
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wtf is she saying?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120575
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Old Rainbutch has been watching "Chinatown" too many times.
"Bad for the glass...."
I think she is saying they have no teeth and are from Arkansas
I think she is saying they have no teeth and are from Arkansas
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Actually it appears that they are from Alabama (no big difference there)
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"Yes, it's true. I posted about her a while ago. Her brother had sex with her mother. She (my friend) has a lot of health problems."
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If these are the kinds of people she hangs out with, no wonder her opinions are so fucked up. She's nothing more than a poor, uneducated, white trash, cracker hillbilly with mutated genetic material.
Why is it that every single douchebag post I've read on 2peas over the past 24 hrs is from CaptainK? Miserable fucking twat or WHAT?
Captain Kunt is a know-it-all douchebag. I wish those French teenagers would cut off her typing fingers.
Add Kathgar to #39 as well! Her jealousy & bitterness ooze from every post.
I like Captain K. I guess I just like unpopular peas (I was the same poster who said I liked janedoescrapper.)
Captain K is abrasive, but often says what everyone else is thinking. For that reason alone I like her/him/it.
#43= guess who lol. What a crock THAT shit is
If you're attempting to imply that Captain K is the only one who likes Captain K, and therefore 43 is a crock of shit, you're wrong. I like Captain K and I'm not 43.
Kathgar? That's weird. She's always seemed very nice and normal to me. Link?
And speaking of which, CaptainK can be totally nice and normal for weeks at a time, and then she descends into bipolar-ish crazy bitchiness. Then she crawls back into her cave for a while, until she comes out nice again, while it lasts. She's a nutbag.
Does anyone know why Lauren has joint custody of her grandchild, with the child's mother? That seems like a very odd situation.
And disrespecting the mother's wishes regarding veganism and other things will make for a very messed up kid. Have fun, Lauren!
Something about her son's addiction and prison record. Too confusing.
FFS, #47,this blog isn't a paranoid bipolar group therapy meeting and sometimes being a bitch on the internet is REALLY just being a bitch on the internet as Captain K has proven repeatedly.
So, why don't you stop trying to deflect from your own paranoid bipolar mental disease and stop self-medicating with the booze and St. John's Wort and get yourself a real diagnosis with the right medications so your paranoid delusions aren't so obvious.
Captain K= total twunt
L'Urine's son has a prison record? For reals?
L'Urine's son did time for a drug related charge, either possession with intent or distribution. It wasn't bullshit like having an eighth of weed, he had weight.
Boy did time in a state prison.
And her daughter doesn't speak to her. She's just such a peach of a person. I bet she was an absolute miserable bitch of a teacher, which is why she left Florida with her tail between her legs and ran back to NY.
Isn't Lauren's daughter a lesbian as well?
I'm not a doctor but I like to pretend to diagnosis others with my mental illness said... 50
FFS, #47,this blog isn't a paranoid bipolar group therapy meeting and sometimes being a bitch on the internet is REALLY just being a bitch on the internet as Captain K has proven repeatedly.
So, why don't you stop trying to deflect from your own paranoid bipolar mental disease and stop self-medicating with the booze and St. John's Wort and get yourself a real diagnosis with the right medications so your paranoid delusions aren't so obvious.
September 24, 2011 10:42 AM
SERIOUSLY??? LOL
you'd think that with L'Urine as a mother, her daughter would have been scared straight. What lesbian in their right mind would want to sleep with women when L'Urine was the female role model?
Lauren said the other day that her DD came over to her house (remember when she should have been at work?) so I think her DD must speak to her.
However I wouldn't blame her if she didn't.
You know what, that "DUCK" wall mural may seem tacky, but on second thought - if I went into a house with that, at least you know they have a personality, a sense of humor. I'm so freaking sick of all the Pottery Barn cookie cutter decorators at 2Peas and online everywhere, and in every cul-de-sac in every town. Every single house looks the same. They're all beautiful but I'm so sick of them. And it just makes me think that the owner is just a copycat who didn't have any of her own ideas.
The high school girl who wants to change her mind about the dance is going to hairflip soon. She's soooo pissed that not everyone is agreeing with her and her dd. She's already in defense mode.
What a bitch of a mom and dd. That poor kid. She's all defensive about how her dd was embarrassed and is awkward and "it's not all cute like in a movie". OMG lady, how do you think the BOY will feel? I'm sure HE too was nervous and awkward, and is now feeling proud of himself for asking her out and is on Cloud 9. Til her princess dd crushes him and embarrasses him. No doubt he's either unpopular or not too cute, no matter WHAT she says.
Sadly there are some super sweet, NICE girls at that school who would probably die to be asked out, but won't be until college or even after.
I don't have a son, but if I did, imagining him as a teenager getting a YES then a NO would break my heart. Especially if I knew the Mom was in on it and texting back and forth with her dd like a KID, figuring out their childish plan to do it. UGH.
59, help a girl out and post a link.
And while we're talking about decorating, can someone go to MaryMary's blog and tell her please, to let her poor daughter have SOME SAY in what her own bedroom is like. Her poor dd HATED the last room and she laughs about it, now she's going to hate the next one too and she's all, Too Bad. You don't want zebra stripes and hot pink? Fine, but at least meet in the middle. It's HER ROOM.
FFS your house is not a prop for a magazine spread, it's where your kids LIVE. Speaking of which, where is their STUFF?! I never see one toy or book or anything in any of her photos. It's like a magazine-perfect house with pretty little children in it, but it just seems so....not suited for a family.
Even in the bedroom pictures, there's always the kid's bed, curtains, desk, and....??? No pictures or stuffed animals or toys or paper and crayons or anything. What do they do all day? Because I certainly never hear her posting about herself actually doing anything with them.
Do people really do DIY projects all day and nurse their infant, but never actually spend time with their other kids until Sunday Church Photo Day?
link for #59:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120581
Thanks for the link, fellow blog bitcher
Anonymous said... 58 You know what, that "DUCK" wall mural may seem tacky, but on second thought - if I went into a house with that, at least you know they have a personality, a sense of humor. I'm so freaking sick of all the Pottery Barn cookie cutter decorators at 2Peas and online everywhere, and in every cul-de-sac in every town. Every single house looks the same. They're all beautiful but I'm so sick of them. And it just makes me think that the owner is just a copycat who didn't have any of her own ideas.
September 24, 2011 11:38 AM
She posted the thing almost done recently, it looked the SAME. I was expecting to see it done a little more up. I think she was just schlepping her friends *free giveaway* blog shit.
L'Urine's son did time for a drug related charge, either possession with intent or distribution. It wasn't bullshit like having an eighth of weed, he had weight.
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Charming.
And she's dispensing parenting advice and bitching about the moms of today? Priceless.
What she should be doing is holding herself up as an example of everything NOT to do as a parent.
She has royally fucked up her own children and now she's going to work on her granddaughter. How sad for that kid.
What was it Chris Rock said? A father's only job in life is to keep his daughter off the stripper pole. Should add..a parent's job is keep their kids out of the criminal justice system, especially of both parents are attorneys!
/looking at you, L'Urine. You fucking FAILED and you know it. Stop being such a sanctimonious bitch and climb down off that fucking cross. We're going to need the wood eventually.
61, I think Mary Mary posted on her blog recently that she photoshopped out some crumbs on her kitchen floor, and she moves crap to the side of the room that won't be in the picture.
I wondered about her DD's room, too. The kid is old enough to help make decisions about her room, not just have cutesy foisted on her. Repeatedly. What does her husband do for a living, anyway? That woman is always blogging about her latest projects.
Lauren's excessive interest in other people's parenting kind of makes sense now.
She fucked up BIG TIME and can't deal with it, so she attacks other people and their kids.
What a waste of human life she is.
climb down off that fucking cross. We're going to need the wood eventually
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We will need the wood for the bonfire to roast her fat ass
It explains the massive amount of bitter Lowrent displays on the grandparent thread.
With other parent failures, like Skybar.
Lauren is fucking VILE. I like how she assumed scrappylicious' family was "new to this country". Why? Because her name is Juanita?
You know what, that "DUCK" wall mural may seem tacky, but on second thought - if I went into a house with that, at least you know they have a personality, a sense of humor.
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Yes, maybe each room can be modeled after a different cartoon character. :P
Shit rolls downhill and these GOP debates are in the valley,
Amirite athena?
I have to work tomorrow evening, and will miss premiers of two of my favorite shows, The Amazing Race and The Good Wife, both on CBS. i also dont have DVR, sigh.
So, can i watch full episodes of these shows on CBS.com and how soon after they air?
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I have just witnessed DUMB in action. FFS, I want to shoot that idiot. how the hell do people like this actually function?
Sorry if it's already been posted, but would someone give me a link to the duck mural?
I swear, I tried to find it and couldn't!
one more time a scrapping bitch tries to make money of off the people she mocks. Danielle Ryerson http://www.blogger.com/profile/08261230309040934473 claims to be on Creative Cuts Design Team. She posts here shitting on the people she makes money on. Hope Creative Cuts follows the link back to here to see who she really is. http://www.creativecutsandmore.com A trend started by DD, the bukkit garden girls, and all the other shit head celebrities. Out them all.
WTF are you talking about 76?
You sound a little over-invested. Plus, you make no fucking sense.
ITA about L'Urine and Skybar as failed parents.
Since biscuitcarol seems to agree with them, it's probably a safe bet that she's another one of THOSE moms, MILs and grandmothers.
Nasty old hags. Couldn't cut it as parents and can't cut it as grandparents.
Red Boots outed herself as a blog bitch on Lauren's education thread.
Hats off, Red. You're a bitch and I likes it!
RedBoots got you, Lauren. She nailed you on your hypocrisy and you can't stand it.
Too bad.
The truth always comes out in the end.
I wonder if L'Urine would be singing the same tune when Jackie needs some kind of special services or accommodations?
She really should have waited another 13 years or so to shoot off her big mouth.
@77 keep up. that hag outted herself here. she sells scrapping shit and is on design teams then talks smack about the customer base. i think those that do that should be called out on it. it's ok if you don't.
L'urine's son also supports the Mexican cartels and their bloodbaths as an American drug sponsor and yet she's spouting off at the mouth on all the illegal alien threads. I hope when her big fat ugly daughter moves to Texas she marries a big fat Mexican! LOL We'll really be entertained then.
My favorite comment from Red Boots after she smacked Lauren down:
"And none of this comes from the blog. These are all assumptions I've made based on what you put out here at Two Peas. Your character does tend to show after the first 25,000 posts or so."
I wanna make that my fucking signature line!
Bwhahahahah! RB Smacked that bitch on so many levels. Did you all notice how none of the Peas came to poor Lauren's defense? I bet she's fuming over there!
I'll go to The Smack Center for the scoop then.
Isn't girl asked to dance the same as girl with no desk?
It's gonna be a long ass four years.
Yeah, she's feeding into her daughter's drama.
Redboots definitely got you Lauren. Sorry sweetie!
What I want to know is, when you realize so many people dislike you, wouldn't you do something about it? I can understand if one or two people hate you, you say fuck it. But when A LOT of people dislike you, somethings wrong.
and Lauren, if you can't deny stuff then it's obviously true because if it wasn't, you'd deny it.
Not Lauren, but I don't think I'd answer questions by some stranger. Would you? Then again, would you believe her if she denied it?
Why won't Lauren answer Redboot's question? It's legitimate.
Would you believe her if she said no?
fuck yeah i'd deny it
Potentially, if she actually answered the question
If I were Lauren, I'd think that it doesn't matter what I said, you'd all think that what you said was true. So why bother.
But she did ask, what proof do we have that her son is in jail, that he's a drug dealer or that he's with the Mexican Cartel. The first might be true, maybe even the second, but the third? I think she's right. People make stuff up here so what difference does it make what she says?
OMG Lauren, you make it so obvious you post here.
shut the fuck up.
You are the only person so invested with this place and mention at the bukkit over and over.
Looks like RB was right....Lauren visits the blog daily and she loves to deflect.
I think 95 is Lauren. Same posting style.
Stop making shit up in a lame attempt to vilify people. No one said your son is a drug dealer or that he's with a Mexican cartel. Your reading comprehension seems off a lot, which is odd, because you're very intelligent. You might be a mega bitch, but you're definitely a smart bitch.
Stop playing dumb.
If I were Lauren (which I'm totally not), I'd think it doesn't matter what I (she, I meant "she", damn it!) said, you'd all think that what you said about me, I mean LAUREN, was true. So why bother.
Sincerely,
Absolutely, totally, 100% not Lauren because Lauren DOES NOT POST HERE OF THAT I AM ALSO 100% CERTAIN
You being certain that Lauren doesn't post here is the funniest shit I've read all day.
Her name comes up every now and then but whadyaknow, she's posting up a storm at the bukkit and the blog is actually moving on a Saturday night with posts defending her. Coincidence? I think not.
Redboots's diss of Lauren is hilarious. Can I nominate that for an NSBR Gem?
I think Redboots is Compwalla. Their posting styles remind me of each other.
98 was kidding, 99. Re-read the post. I think everyone's fairly certain Lauren posts here, no matter how much she denies it.
redboots is bf
I don't care who redboots is. That was a righteous burn.
Actually....I am redboots. And I am not Compwalla, nor am I bf.
I am simply redboots. No troll ID, just someone who has lurked for a long time and gets sick of seeing the same few people spouting their incessant bullshit at the bukkit.
Seems I'm not the only one who is sick of certain Peas, either; I've received several PM's thanking me for calling Lauren out. I also received several similar PM's when I called Mrs. Tyler out for Peaing during school hours and for her incessant questions about teh gayz.
I have never said anything here that I haven't said at Two Peas - I'm not really the type to run from confrontation, but I guess that's obvious, huh? :)
I remember the little crackhead's MySpace page. He was bragging about his heroin and weed use which proves that he's not very bright either. Surprisingly he was a good looking kid, the babies mama not so much! Whoever found his MySpace page was a good pea detective! Ha!
And yes, if your pea snowflake is a doper then yes, they're what keeps the cartels rolling. Follow the mula!
How much you want to bet her slacker son doesn't even pay any child support? She probably pays it for him. She refuses to be in the same room with him or speak with him even during the holidays. What if he OD's on heroin, like a lot of abusers do? She's really going to feel like shit, if that's possible.
I get so fucking SICK AND TIRED of the bitch that has the hard on for Compwalla. This cunt thinks every damn person that says something intelligent or burn some dumb peas ass has to be fucking Compwalla.
Listen up twat, Compwalla is the be all, end of all of smart and witty bitches at the pod. Fucking get over your big ole lesbian crush on Virginia and shut the fuck up.
You though Candyboots, Bootzee and now Redboots was Compwalla because of their smarts and "posting style". You are a MORAN. You either need to get some therapy or:
STOP POSTING VIRGINIA....
Compwalla IS NOT the be all, end all.
I can't fucking type!!!
RB Smacked that bitch on so many levels. Did you all notice how none of the Peas came to poor Lauren's defense? I bet she's fuming over there
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Love it.
Now she'll start on her usual track of 'no-one ever defends me when people are mean to me'
Probably because we don't like you bitch and we agree with the people being mean to you.
Think about it.
Why are all the peas getting moist panties over Lespea? She seems OK, but really, she's not the second coming.
Are they all looking for a little lez action or are they trying to prove to everyone how cool they are because they have a lesbian friend?
110=you nailed it with the latter. They always seem to get hot and foamy over the resident carpet muncher. Hanging with the lesbos makes ya cool, dontcha know??
Sweet butter jeebus
Princess lasertron is posting pinko commie shit on Pinerest. What the hell is wrong with her? Hipsters suck ass.
I know. I just saw that. lol
Redboots smacked the shit out of L'Urine-WTG!
What if he OD's on heroin, like a lot of abusers do? She's really going to feel like shit, if that's possible.
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JFC, I hope to God you don't have kids. Kids turn out bad sometimes no matter what you do. I'm sure she WILL feel bad if he dies, ya dumb ass! What a twunty thing to say.
112 bad publicity is good publicity
Question: What was it that Yvonne did that provoked Lauren to wish what she did on her?
Anyone remember that part of it?
Nothing. Lauren was fighting in a thread with Sierramoon (?) about something completely non-personal, and so trivial I can't remember what it was. Yet old Lowrent was making it personal, telling Sierra that she could understand why Sierra's husband divorced her, etc. You know, typical Lowrent m.o. If you disagree with her, it's a capital crime and she'll go for the throat. Sierra kept it totally cool though, and kept on point without rising to the bait.
Then Prom Queen came in and said something to back up what Sierra was saying. And BOOM! Lowrent posted the "wish your baby died" thing. It was surreal. And that was that.
And she still posts at Peas while Bootzie was banned. If anyone is an Official Twunt it's Lauren.
http://heyanne.typepad.com/keeping_up_with_the_heyen/2007/01/carefree_glimme.html
Heyanne's blog..
She also sells, get this, felt flowers LOL
Thanks 118
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120581
did OP really need 15 paragraphs to say what could be said in one fucking sentence? "My twatty spawn got asked to the dance by a guy she doesn't know and turned him down: did we do good?"
Good god!
Monique sleuthed out the MySpace page of Lauren's son. Talk about creepy stalking.
Monique sleuthed out the MySpace page of Lauren's son. Talk about creepy stalking
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That may be creepy stalking, but what do you call wishing someone's baby dead?
L'Urine is a vile human being and I feel sorry for her kids and granddaughter.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120707
All of her new neighbors are probably nice to her face while talking about how appalling the new white trash hillbilly family is!
#118--
Wait, WHAT? Bootzee was banned? :(
@123 Lauren being vile doesn't make Monique's behavior any less creepy and stalkerish. Monique is pretty vile too.
"I am 47 and Ty is 30. Big age difference. Doesn't bother us or his parents. Makes me mad sometimes when people think he is my son though. I quickly let them know he isn't. We have been together 9 years. "
lol reminds me of the movie Grown ups, Rob Schneider's character dating the older lady.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120572
OMG that duck mural? ugliest thing evah.
WTH was she thinking?
125-yeah, I was banned AGAIN. I sure wish I knew which twatnozzle carried so much pull with the morons that run TwoPeas.
We can report and bitch about the biggest CUNT at the board (Lauren) yet the bitch is still there flapping her yeasty boobs and twatting on endlessly at anyone that dares to disagree with her.
Dog with a bone is the only way to describe that bitch and I think her and Mrs. Typhus are long lost sisters in cuntiness.
Gem:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1940691&pg=1
1st post on page 4 is quite interesting LOL
could you tell me what thread that is? For some reason to board is sketchy today and the link won't work.
Hilarious Gem too:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1141745
Link to thread that works just fine
Steffie coming back/REALLY OLD hair flip
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1736487
Steffies hairflip prior to that (deleted OP of course).
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1733662
This post from it is hilarious!
Beadhound
Do I have you on ignore too?
PeaNut 233604 - November 2005
Posts: 20857 Layouts: 19
Loc: In the land of beads and wire
Posted: 4/27/2006 8:20:54 PM
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That sucks! People can get so mean on here. then when you say that one will say, "ya, but she was mean first and here is the thread of 9 weeks ago". I didn't see the thread and I realize there is always two sides of the story, but I am always sorry when someone feels that they need to leave.
ETA I just put two and two together, so yes I did read the thread and yes I am sorry you feel you have to leave. I also feel that you should look inside for all the hurt comments that were said on the thread in mention. We have to own up to what we say and what we do. It is called being an adult and yes it isn't always easy to eat crow.
Perhaps just take a break and cool off a bit okay
LMMFAO
Beadhound
Do I have you on ignore too?
PeaNut 233604 - November 2005
Posts: 20857 Layouts: 19
Loc: In the land of beads and wire
Posted: 4/27/2006 9:39:42 PM
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What is hairflip? I have an idea but just want to be sure.
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Blue here on NSBR it means when you leave the board in a "huff". It is common here so once upon a pea time a pea named it "hairflip".
Lauren being a bitch on an OLD education thread. Some things just never change.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1767494&pg=1
Smorgasbord of old threads of interested...
and here we have Lauren wishing bad things on peoples kids again.
lulusmom
Pursued by Tr"Oblio". A new personal troll. :)
PeaNut 1803 - 11/9/1999
Posts: 17141 Layouts: 43
Loc: Somewhere sunny and warm
Posted: 1/18/2006 1:20:45 AM
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You know what Cara, you deserve what you have. every bit. And I hope people gang up on your "Special Guy" the way you're ganging up on me.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1768449
"I've worked with MRDD people most of my life and have a few cousins with disabilities. One of who I will eventually be guardian for"
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Christ on a cracker!
Can anyone imagine Jonduh making financial and legal decisions for this poor relative without someone else overseeing the situation?
I can only hope for the relative's sake, they get put in a group home before Jonduh becomes the "guardian" and his input is moot.
130, why are you referring to a post from 2006?
138-Wow, that comment to Cara is horrible. I don't remember that one at all. I'm surprised it's not brought up more often. Perfect example of how when Lauren's losing a fight she goes right below the belt.
Holy fucking shit, I had no idea sass was that insane
Lowrent has made her 2Peas career digging through personal posts and info for ammunition to be used against other posters at their lowest moments.
So it's hard to get outraged when someone does a little digging on her. Especially when someone like her son really puts it out there.
keep up 141; put your seatbelt on if it helps.
36 Freakin' pages of those idiots sliming over stupidjoe
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1709696&pg=1
And for the poster who got weepy over the hypothetical of Lauren's son overdosing? No, it's not a nice picture.
But keep in mind that if he's a longtime drug dealer, it's almost certain he's had a hand in the overdoses of other people's sons and daughters.
Gem: *My house is better than your house*
(better hurry, people will delete the pics when they see this here)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1677229&pg=1
Ha, most of the photos are already gone!
That red wall fad looked bad then, and looks bad now.
So many of those houses were/are just interchangeable. Both in architecture and decor.
http://yankeegirl75.blogspot.com/
Remember her? Didn't her DH have an affair even though she lost like a hundred pounds and she was very pretty? She just kind of disappeared from the pod.
And, just as predicted, Lauren is crying about how Red Boots was mean to her and no one came to her defense. Lauren is the president of the 'Cunts Who Can Dish It, But Don't Want to Take It' Club.
What a bunch of big barren ugly homes! Where'd everyone get their decor and furniture? The Fingerhut catalog?
Soo, can we get on that reporting Lauren thing since she's currently raging?
Best action against Lauren is just not to reply.
I disagree, 153. I saw a lot of gorgeous homes in that thread. My style is probably too eclectic to be called a "style", and Pottery Barn doesn't really do it for me, but I think many of the Peas have great taste and beautiful homes.
and Cara has TWO homes!!! :P
~Lauren~
Original Pea Number 1803
PeaNut 246606 – 1/31/2006
Posts: 12001 Layouts: 15
Posted: 7/23/2007 3:19:26 PM
I have never brought your baby into anything Yvonne. In fact I have wished her well and have commented positively on her growth.
But you know what. Fuck you. Fuck your baby. In fact, I'm to the point where I really don't care anymore what happens to her, to you or anyone else on this board.
So, now I'm going to do what you're all hoping I do. Wish your baby ill. You've been waiting for it, here it is. I hope all the positive things I've wished for her in the past turn 100% the opposite. Happy now? I hope your baby ends up the way she started out: on life support and with you in tears begging for prayers. And I hope those prayers go unanswered.
Now you can call me anything you wish. Because unlike the situation with Cara, where people made up what I said and misstated and twisted what I said, I'm saying flat out I hope your baby does poorly. Straight out. Just what you want me to say. I hope you suffer nothing but heartache on her account. Just what you want me to say.
As for the rest, the same, fuck it all. This is the mother of all hair flips. PDR, I hope for the rest of your life people treat you like the LLPs did because you deserve nothing better.
Sasha, I hope that you get treated the same way you've treated me.
Tickle whatever, I hope the same thing on you and your kids as I hope on Yvonne.
Sierramoon is fucked anyway, her husband can't stand to be around her so I'll leave her with that.
As to the rest of you: I just don't care enough to even wish you ill.
So, now you can all spend the next week or so talking about how awful I am and frankly, I don't care. Yvonne, if there is a god and he does answer prayers, you will soon be one sad mama. So, since you've been preparing yourself, guess you're ready for it.
See ya.
HOLY SHIT.....
Is there a link to that Lauren dead baby thread?
ditto#160 because if that is real it is SUPER FUCKED UP
LINK?
It's real. I watched it unravel in real time on the boards. The thread was pulled, but it may still exist in the wayback machine.
And the thing is: some peas watched it too and STILL championed her! (Like LJ and Skybar. Well, Skybar is fucked.)
Who is LJ? Lauren's alter?
No, some English chick with curly hair. She's not as active as she was. But there she was, right after the whole clusterfuck happened saying something to the effect of: "You guys shouldn't have ganged up on Lauren. You can't blame her for lashing out, blah blah pitycakes."
In true 2Peas tradition, after the thread was pulled, there were a pile of follow-up threads where recriminations flew. And that's where the mealy-mouthed Lowrent defenders came crawling in. Trying to spin it minutes after it happened.
Lauren's post that 158 shared is priceless! Lauren did exactly what Yvonne wanted her to do so Yvonne could be the victim and get all the attention.
Anonymous said... 160 Is there a link to that Lauren dead baby thread?
September 25, 2011 3:27 PM
Janedoescrapper had pasted that into a thread, that's where I got it. It's not the original thread.
Oops, not jane. It was a troll, here's the link.
It really wasn't that great of a thread though LOL
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2949877
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=0&thread_id=2926946
Ok, Janedoe gets credit for posting it on this one.
On a roll, I just can't believe this, I found the original ball sack smelling thread LMAO!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2184794
I can't believe people actually fall for Lauren's shit when she pretends to be nice for a day, and blast other people for bringing up things to remind us of her true colors. Really? They think the dead baby comment is forgivable, but Bootzee gets banned?
I have been to TwoPeas today, but if Lauren is ranting, we all need to report her ass and her posts...repeatedly. I am so sick of that cuntbag. She needs to be banned. If they ban Bootzee, that yeasty bitch needs an ISP ban. She brings NOTHING to the pod but cuntiness.
*I haven't been
She brings NOTHING to the pod but cuntiness.
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So true.
After reading the "Sack Sniffer" thread, I have two questions:
1. Why was everyone being such a cunt to her? I get that it was a giant TMI overshare, but the comments about her being 300lbs and disgusting were wholly necessary.
2. Why does Wholarmor always say "I'm not a sack sniffer!" She wasn't even on that thread?
1. because she always did gross shit.
2. because after the fact (months/years? later) someone thought it was wholarmor LOL
Laurens drug thread; she does *not* mention *her* son though.
http://twopeasinabucket.kaboose.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2259992
whoops. 174 here, I meant *wholly Unnecessary.
2. because after the fact (months/years? later) someone thought it was wholarmor LOL
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lmao
She's a bitch on that drug thread too, to someone named Fern*. Nasty even by Lauren's low standards.
LOL poor Wholarmor!
She is neither nasty or 300lbs, I don't get why people thought it was her!
Fern-the resident law student at the Pod from So Cal. She must have taken the bar exam like 4 times and never passed. She is friends with Miss Jen (BigFoot) who pimped Fernie's blog. Fern is now an horticulture expert and she wrote a BOOK.
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180-have you SEEN Wholarmor? Granted she isn't 300lbs but dayum, the woman needs a facial waxing to get rid of the unibrow, a hairstyle and some makeup STAT.
Poor thing is rather unfortunate looking.
Anonymous said... 59 The high school girl who wants to change her mind about the dance is going to hairflip soon. She's soooo pissed that not everyone is agreeing with her and her dd. She's already in defense mode.
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I wonder if we can find the poor boy and hook him up with Char???
MUST we smack on peoples looks? so juvenile..
184-I am sure you are so evolved, that's why you read this blog.
Put a sock in it.
Smacking behavior is one thing. We can help how we behave.
Smacking looks *us* childish and mean. Most people cannot help their physical appearance, especially things like eyebrows, etc.
You put a sock in it and grow the eff up.
*is*, not *us*. Damn autocorrect!
186-Hey prissy pants, take your handy slappy ways back to the bukkit and you SHUT the fuck up.
By the way, hi Kiki!!
Yes, you can help your eyebrows. It is called take your Sasquatch ass to the salon and get them WAXED. Problem solved!!! You are stoopid.
"By the way, hi Kiki!! "
Thought it reeked in here!
Such idiots. I'm 184 and someone else is 186. So there's at least two of who think it's idiotic to smack on people's looks. I don't care if they should get their eyebrows waxed. It's just so frickin frackin STUPID.
Smack on things that are worth smacking on. And yes I know you can smack whatever you want. yawn
at least two of US.
I guess I can't type.
I spent the day in bed, sick with this god awful flu. The Hangover was
On. For some reason, the dentist's fiancée made me thunk of Lauren. Especially the part where he dumps her at the end, saying, "you are just a...really bad person."
Thunk...I hate posting from my iPhone! Think, not thunk.
Fuck you EdgyCoolness for starting this shit again. I'm glad you read here because I really want you to know that you are bumping a pathetic thread.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3103665&pg=8
PS: Your picture posts are fucking stupid.
191-if you can't stifle that fucking yawning, you are getting a gag ball.
Everything edgyassness says or does is fucked up & stoopid.
I found it funny how Beadhound became one of L'urine's ass kissing defenders after she bought stuff from her Esty shop. Bead really was an idiot on so many levels.
She bumped it for lespea. Lespea only came back because someone else was named resident pea lesbian. (Hawkmoon - been around longer anyway)..
She claims we'll rag on her cake tattoo, why wouldn't we dumbass? You post it, it gets ragged on, that's how it works, you knew that when you posted so why mention it..IT IS WHAT YOU WANT!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120794
So nice of you to post pics of the dildo convention, Staph.
Kiki has posted that photo before so she must think she looks uber cool, but she just looks like the total loser retard that she is.
Look close and you can see that wrinkly old turkey neck.
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