Monday, September 5, 2011

SPACE.

198 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3116578

Idiot of the day award goes to mishkismom

Anonymous said...

Secunt.

Anonymous said...

Someone please tell the peas, that homemade gifts signify that the giver is too cheap to spend money on a real gift.
Teachers, most especially hate homemade crap.

While it is the thought that counts, and most gift recipients are usually gracious and say thank, it's usually a fake and phony response.

Nobody likes cheap, homemade crap.

Anonymous said...

Someone please tell the peas, that homemade gifts signify that the giver is too cheap to spend money on a real gift.
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Don't agree.

Nobody likes cheap, homemade crap.
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Agree.

To me "cheap" and "homemade" are not the same. Many Peas do it that way but for example the quilts RST makes
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3114989 are homemade but far from cheap and crappy.

Anonymous said...

#4, you had me until you put a plug in for RST's quilts.

I'm tempted to shout "Hi RST!" but I'm going to hope for the best and try to convince myself you're not her or some pea-friend shilling for her a la Squeels.

Anonymous said...

I only posted hers because with a quick search that was what came up with a large picture on the board. There is another Pea who has a blog and makes much nicer quilts. I didn't know she sold them as well.

Anonymous said...

Something's a brewin' at the pod.

Anonymous said...

7, what the hell are you talking about?

Anonymous said...

Big changes. Just you wait. The pod won't even be recognizable in 60 days.

peadiot said...

what? why?

Anonymous said...

The powers the be are sick and tired of all the noncrafters at the bucket. Starting in October, at least 1/3 of a poster's posts will have to be craft related, and 1/2 of those will have to be scrapbook related. Anyone not adhering to the new terms of use will be booted.

Anonymous said...

Starting in October, at least 1/3 of a poster's posts will have to be craft related, and 1/2 of those will have to be scrapbook related. Anyone not adhering to the new terms of use will be booted.
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bullshit. There is NO way to enforce this.

Anonymous said...

They can't even monitor enough to keep out trolls much less monitor every post every person makes.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, calling BS on this!!

Anonymous said...

There most certainly is. There a new automated software program that looks for keywords in a poster's posts. Plus, they will be hiring more STJ's to moderate the board.

Anonymous said...

And how are they going to enforce that? They'd have to hire a buttload of moderators...

Anonymous said...

There a new automated software program that looks for keywords in a poster's posts.

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yeah that would require someone with technical skills to install it.

Anonymous said...

i hate homemade gifts. much rather have a bunch of flowers.

Anonymous said...

There a new automated software program that looks for keywords in a poster's posts

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Gee, that's fool-proof. Cricut.

Anonymous said...

The non-crafters make up such a tiny part of the board it is not worth the time and money to patrol them. This blog makes NSBR a huge thing but the handful of trouble making non-crafters on the entire site is really low. Simply blocking a few ISPs from time to time would solve the issue. New software and new employees is a massive waste of time and money. In this economy a bone head move like that could sink a small company like 2peas.

Anonymous said...

hahaha! What a silly load of bullshit. So beyond far-fetched.

Boy that Gramanisi sure has the (white trash) drama-filled life, doesn't she? *massive eye roll* Her and avedadiva would make a great pair of drama queen friends.

I often wonder what people like her would do with a real crisis in their lives.

Anonymous said...

There a new automated software program that looks for keywords in a poster's posts.
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yeah that would require someone with technical skills to install it.
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Not to mention that spammers have been getting around the keyword thing for years.

scrapbook paper scissors adhesive cutterbee provocraft (insert rant/nasty comment/boring story). Easy Peasy.

Unless Two Peas goes hyper-nazi 24/7 they won't drive away the non-crafters. What it would take to drive those people away will also drive away many of their customers. The lack of heavy handed monitoring is what makes the boards at 2Peas so attractive. People come for the show and stay to buy.

Anonymous said...

i didn't buy anything on 2peas even when i scrapbooked

Anonymous said...

Pageviews are what draws advertisers.

Advertisers = $$$$

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that whole big change story is complete rubbish. IF and that's a whopping huge IF the PTB at 2peas were competent enough to handle alleged "software" and hyper-vigilant enough to run off the non-crafters, their pageviews would drop drastically.

Bottom line is they need the page views to keep advertisers. That's why the NSBR has been allowed to remain. They simply do not have the page views from "crafters" alone to stay afloat.

What a dumbass story to even try to pass off.

Anonymous said...

If they wanted to run off all the non-crafters all they'd have to do is axe the NSBR.

Not happening.

Anonymous said...

If they wanted to run off all the non-crafters all they'd have to do is axe the NSBR.

Not happening.
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Even if they did axe NSBR people would just post on other boards. The only 100% protection is to have people in combination with software monitoring all the time. Then have all posts go through and approval process before they are posted. I've been on boards like that. You wait hours for your post to appear and hours more for replies. The hits on the board would drop a hundred fold in a matter of days.

Anonymous said...

Rating for trying to stir up trouble:
Effort = C
Achievement = F

Anonymous said...

*snort*

Anonymous said...

I almost never post about scrapbooking, but I post in NSBR and I do buy some scrap shit from two peas. Are they going to toss out paying customers for not posting about crafts? I.dont.think.so.

Anonymous said...

LOL I call bullshit too! Nice try though.

Btw, is photography considered a craft to anyone? LOL

Down with the General Photography board!! LOL

LEAVE NSBR ALONE!!!11!11one111!1eleven1!!!1

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3116673


Once again, AB clutching her pearl necklace.

Anonymous said...

i didn't buy anything on 2peas even when i scrapbooked

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I used to but the piss poor service and constant lack of in stock items made me take my business elsewhere. That was years ago...did it ever get better?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3116597

grammanisi doesn't seem to understand that the boy loves his mom, no matter how bad grammanisi thinks the mom has treated the boy he's going to want his mom.

I love how she makes it all about her feelings. She needs to stop and think about the confused kid and how to help him, not waaah look what a great person I am for taking in my nephew.

Anonymous said...

Where is everyone?

Anonymous said...

First off, with all the bitching these women do about their husbands, I find this thread more than amusing: http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3116997

But Travel Agent's story about she and her husband looking for a subway station is more than interesting - very telling about her holier-than-thou attitude. Carries over into her real life it seems - just just keyboard courage after all:
"To which he became very upset and said, "Why can't you ever let me be wrong and find that out for myself? Why do you always have to 'win'?" We've been married 28 years, and these issues still pop up, so it's a lifelong process. "

Skybar said...

The flames of Texas are showing us what doG thinks of Rick Perry. And all of Texas, really.

Anonymous said...

Travel Agent is a total pill. I wonder if she mentions her occupation in every convo she has with her husband, too: "I work from home as a travel agent, dear, so I obviously know far more about how to navigate the city than you do."

I want to feed her a STFU sandwich with a side of STFU.

Anonymous said...

Can I just state the obvious why Raindancer is having trouble with her math class???? She's not that smart if she can't even figure out it's a standardized browser.....

Anonymous said...

According to Michelle Bachmann, God controls the weather so my guess is God is saying Fuck You Texas.

Anonymous said...

Wow! Just Wow!

Weather patterns are pretty much natural phenomena and hardly God's punishment on humans because Michelle and Marcus Bachmann say it while they pray away the ghey or because Rick Perry is poor white sharecropper trash that has forgotten where he came from and turned into a Texas Huey P. Long. Only moran's and religious nutters believe in that Godly retribution shit on that level, you know, kinda like the illiterate sheeple Tea Baggers they represent.

Anonymous said...

I'm the one who posted #40 and I don't believe in that shit, 41, so calm down.

Michelle Bachmann said...

Happy Birthday Elvis!!

Anonymous said...

Bootzee, I'm not sure who you are but I love your spot on comments!!

Anonymous said...

45-I concur

Anonymous said...

wtf...is everyone still on vacation??

Anonymous said...

nothing much going on over in pealand. just the usual idiots.

Anonymous said...

all the copter mommies are buzzing over the brats that started school today. they are too busy writing notes to the teachers about how they need to pay closer attention to their special snowflakes.

Anonymous said...

Every year, I am simply stunned at the amount of peas whose wunderkinds are just completely bored by the academics at school. FMR.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=list&forum_id=15&x=19&y=14

Anonymous said...

I am amazed at the moms that have to ask 'questions' that are really just thinly veiled brags about said wunderkids. Really, you can't figure out what to do when your child knows all the sight words?? I mean, WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED YOUR KINDERGARTNER KNOWS THE FIRST 15 SIGHT WORDS ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. YOU MUST BE THE BEST MOM ON THE PLANET!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, that was my point.

And a kid knowing 15 sight words at the beginning of K is so NOT an indication of giftedness.

But it's funny to watch these clueless pea-moms patting themselves on the back.

Just wait a bit. It won't be long and she and other peamoms like her will have all kinds of questions about IEPs, 504s and their special snowflakes. Because when it looks like they're going to have to put some effort into helping their kid academically, they'd rather slap a "diagnosis" on them, and make sure those DAMNED, EVIL schools are meeting their special snowflake's needs.

Anonymous said...

Yes, knowing the first 15 requried sight words means that your special little prodigy is going to be bored ALL YEAR LONG in K.

Rachag is honestly too stupid to live.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3117081&pg=1

Ugh. Nightowl scrapper has to piss on everyone's Cheerios yet again because Halloween is icky or sinful or something.

Anonymous said...

Well it is the Devil's birthday 54.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3116766&pg=2#29145613

I can't believe Peabay's post kissing up to her LDS friends. There was no need for clarification on her end. She just wanted to point out to all that she is okay with the cult.

Anonymous said...

Gotta say the board sure has changed. We can openly call the Mormons and Jehovah Witness' cults without people shutting down the thread.

Anonymous said...

Since her DS can already read sight words I'm disappointed she hasn't already got him enrolled in Harvard. I mean my snow flake had most of her PhD written by 3rd grade, she's clearly not the mom she thinks she is.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3117112

Yes you are that mom! and crazy! Your child is 4.5, she should have figured out to just walk of the bathroom!

Anonymous said...

muellertime is a bitch. it was not two years ago that her husband got sober. she is full of shit.

is this her company: http://www.muellertime.com/index.php

Anonymous said...

muellertime is completely full of shit. Her DH has NOT been sober for two years. Honestly, it might not even be a year.

If she wants to stay married to a loser, asshole alcholic that's one thing. But she posted in the past about him driving intoxicated with the kids in the car-frequently.

If she stays with him, their kids ought to be taken away. She's beyond wrong to put them at risk like that and subject them to that level of dysfunction and mental-illness bullshit.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3117112

Yes you are that mom! and crazy! Your child is 4.5, she should have figured out to just walk of the bathroom!
September 6, 2011 4:17 PM

ITA!!

Anonymous said...

Yes but that's the fundamentalist Christian thing to do 61. I'm betting her DH is the "head of the house". She probably wears long jeans skirts and hasn't cut her hair since the early 90s.

Anonymous said...

can any of you with good searching skills find that husband driving drunk thread that muellertime posted on? I swear to Jeebus it was NOT two years ago.

Anonymous said...

I have a real question about IEPs and 504s and the other 'special snowflake school plans'...how is a teacher supposed to teach all the normal kids?? I have 3 regular kids, no labels or anything, and I don't know much about them. I fear asking anyone, as I don't want to offend, but really, how can a teacher teach a class when she has 10 regular students and 10 special snowflakes that need special teaching styles and all that crap?

Anonymous said...

God controls the weather so my guess is God is saying Fuck You Texas.
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How's that deep slashing of the soshalist gubmit TX Forest Service budget workin' out for ya?

Anonymous said...

Re: 4 year old left in the bathroom.

What's more alarming, is that the 4 year old willingly went with the maintenance man, who was a complete stranger to her. Thank goodness he was one of the "good guys". 4 years old should be old enough to know....don't go with strangers.

Anonymous said...

The maintenance man, should have immediately radioed/phoned the office, requesting a female employeee come to the restroom.

Anonymous said...

" It won't be long and she and other peamoms like her will have all kinds of questions about IEPs, 504s and their special snowflakes. Because when it looks like they're going to have to put some effort into helping their kid academically, they'd rather slap a "diagnosis" on them, and make sure those DAMNED, EVIL schools are meeting their special snowflake's needs. "

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Amen to that.

And how can all of these parents of kids on IEP's then say how "super brilliant" their "on the spectrum" child is? They very often get LESS HOMEWORK. Their in-class assignments are totally modified from what the regular class does. They get EXTRA TIME on ALL TESTS. OR the TESTS ARE RE-WRITTEN just for them.

Parents claim all of these "special modifications" help level the playing field, but inactuality, everything at school is now greatly skewed to help the special snowflakes suceed. How is that fair to the normal student who doesn't get any special dispensations?

Anonymous said...

If Muellertime was on the up and up about her husband's sobriety and involvement in AA (as well as hers), she would have answered the question like: "My husband has been sober 1 year, 4 months and 15 days." And/or named his sober startdate.

Then she would've followed with something along the idea of taking it one day at a time, talked about her higher power, and how she can only control her own behavior. There's a certain way 12-step people talk and react, and she doesn't have it. In the least.

Anonymous said...

I used to but the piss poor service and constant lack of in stock items made me take my business elsewhere. That was years ago...did it ever get better?
September 6, 2011 4:06 AM

I have been happy with the service and availability lately.

Anonymous said...

Yes you are that mom! and crazy! Your child is 4.5, she should have figured out to just walk of the bathroom!
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Exactly, it's her job to teach her kid to cope with life situations, and the kid can't even manage to get back from the bathroom on her own without a total melt down?
That means you are doing a sucky job as a parent. crap back when I was in school we went to the bathroom on our own, and I don;'t remember it being an issue for anyone.

Anonymous said...

The maintenance man, should have immediately radioed/phoned the office, requesting a female employeee come to the restroom.


WTF? I guess are one of those idiot mothers as well. Not everyone is a child molester.

Anonymous said...

I love Bootzee. You've got some hairy balls. (thumbs up)

Anonymous said...

Peabay can pay 1k ghey tax to the cult like Athena then.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3117129

What's with the peas and posting quotes up in their houses? I find it weird in a business.

Anonymous said...

What's Peabay's story?
She posts all day everyday. Doesn't she do anything else? have friends, kids etc?
I've been on posting on 2Ps the same length of time and she has 38,000 posts and I have 4,000.
Why does she post on almost every thread? Seems a bit pathetic.

Anonymous said...

The maintenance man, should have immediately radioed/phoned the office, requesting a female employeee come to the restroom.
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LMAO 73 that person was making a joke. I actually thought the same thing when I read that a man went into the ladies room to obtain a child.

Anonymous said...

77 - PIMP!!!! She's a SAHM, 3 kids at home and 1 in college. She does pea from her ipad or phone because she has posted while out. Other than a weekly tennis match guess she has nothing to do while her girls are in school.

Anonymous said...

Someone asked cccrowder3 if all 3 of her girls were wearing the same outfit, waiting to hear the response to that. Why didn't the other 2 girls notice one SISTER was missing??? Guess they didn't care. lol

Anonymous said...

Bootzee! Can you ask Jonell what the hell she has on her head?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3077061

A thread from march 2011 with Muellertime talking about her husband being an alcoholic. She deleted the OP, but there are a couple people that quoted her down the way. Looks like he's not been sober for 2 years. Not that I really care, but just fyi.

Anonymous said...

Peabay must be a fun girlfriend to have lunch with - she's posting on 2peas on her ipad between the salad and the coffee?

Anonymous said...

Leave that poor 4.5 year old child alone! It's not her fault that her momma didn't teach her any common sense.

Anonymous said...

link 81?

Anonymous said...

Is Bootzee taking requests now?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3117125

Back in the day scrappylicious used to get into heated political debates. SHe is a democrat. Is she updating her spreadsheet? She rarely posts to the board anymore.

Anonymous said...

first someone asks about Janelle's head and then JoNell's head. which one is it? post a thread so we can see avatar pics.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3117125



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MORAN NUTTER ALERT: playingwithpaper

Anonymous said...

87- i remember her. i think she was bff's with the prom queen, yvonne. they like to bask in each other's chola-ness.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I wonder how I made it out of school alive. We didn't have water at our desks all day, we drank it during lunch and the other official breaks - yet no-one died of dehydration the entire time I was there.
We went to the bathroom *gasp* BY OURSELVES!! No-one had a nervous breakdown over that.
My parents never once wrote a note to the teacher either.

Anonymous said...

yeah, and if they still took paddles to the little ass wipes that acted like wild animals, school would be a much better place.

Maybe they should just paddle the asses of the fucking stupid helicopter moms.

Anonymous said...

Muellertime is such a liar.

Anonymous said...

Muellertime is such a liar.
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I think she is a woman in a bad marriage trying to make the best of it. I don't think she intends to lie. I do think she wants to vent and let it all out but knows that TMI on the net is not a good idea. I think is conflicted and confused and in need of just as much if not more help than her DH.

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Anonymous said... 92 yeah, and if they still took paddles to the little ass wipes that acted like wild animals, school would be a much better place.

Maybe they should just paddle the asses of the fucking stupid helicopter moms.

September 6, 2011 6:35 PM

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Anonymous said...

Lanus Suck Your Anus is having a wig out on the muellertime thread.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I wonder how I made it out of school alive. We didn't have water at our desks all day, we drank it during lunch and the other official breaks - yet no-one died of dehydration the entire time I was there.
We went to the bathroom *gasp* BY OURSELVES!! No-one had a nervous breakdown over that.
My parents never once wrote a note to the teacher either.
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This is why so many kids grew up to be helicopter moms. They remember dying of thirst or needing to go to the bathroom and having a teacher deny them. They remember teachers who were unfair and having nobody go to bat for them.

The helicopter moms of today were the kids who just had to deal with things. They got screwed over and want to make sure it never happens to their kids. Problem is they go to far and end up hurting their kids in other ways.

Anonymous said...

Really Lanus?? Quoting the blog? That's a little low, isn't it???

Anonymous said...

Bullshit.
Of course she intends to lie, there is a huge difference between her husband being sober for 2 years, or if he was still drinking just 6 months ago (and maybe still is)
If she wants advice from those who have BTDT, their advice would be very different based on which of those two scenarios is currently the case.
Those people never learn to quit sharing so much.

Anonymous said...

This is why so many kids grew up to be helicopter moms. They remember dying of thirst or needing to go to the bathroom and having a teacher deny them. They remember teachers who were unfair and having nobody go to bat for them
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That's the biggest load of fucked up nonsense I have EVER read.
You do know NOT ONE child has ever really died of thirst at school because they didn't have water at their desk... right?
Those kids grew up to to capable adults who could think problem solve themselves, and adapt to situations without falling into a sobbing heap.
Christ on a cracker, you are beyond stupid.

Anonymous said...

Muellertime most certainly is a liar. She's a fucking pathological liar religious nutter who gets sick kicks acting all holier than thou whenever she gets the chNce. She's a HUGE liar and she's very aware of it--why do you think she has deleted so many of her posts?

Anonymous said...

98 - link?

Anonymous said...

Lanus has been drinking lately. Her posts on the Jehovah's Witness thread were just crazy, or maybe she is a JW. The plot thickens....

Her profile makes her look like a loser, she documents every peatitle milestone date as if anyone cares. Who keeps track of their own anyway?

Anonymous said...

65-I know depending on the severity of the disability the student will have a teacher's aide almost the entire time in class, so I guess that helps out the teacher. My neighbor is in aide in our school district. She stayed with the same boy from 1st grade through 7th grade, he's now on his own this year for 8th grade.

Anonymous said...

102 - Muellertime's alcoholic husband thread

Anonymous said...

pjaye for the fucking win on the Lanus Crazy Train thread:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3077061&org_post_to_fb=&post_to_fb=

Anonymous said...

Lanus is one of those sneaky mean girls.
You know the ones that come up to you and say "so-and-so said xxxx about you, I can't believe she'd say that ... that's so awful"
Lanus gets to pretend she is on your side and act all outraged, but if it wasn't for her, you wouldn't even know what was said. She's actually the one causing all the trouble, but acts like she's defending you and you should thank her for it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3117154

I honestly am missing something here. Isn't pretty much anything a 14 year old posts on facebook going to be vapid nonsense?

Anonymous said...

The default setting for teenagers is 'stupid' (Hi Dani)
I say let them learn the hard way (unless it is really serious like raunchy photos etc, then step in) otherwise if their friends think they are fools, they will soon learn what not to post.

Anonymous said...

ITA 107. A closet shit stirrer for sure

Anonymous said...

Wow, for someone who considers herself to be so far above the blog, it's interesting to see just how much time LeAnus spends here.

Not a candyboots/bootsy fan, but the cooking sherry jab made me laugh. Because somehow LeAnus strikes me as just the type of woman who WOULD actually hit the cooking sherry.

Anonymous said...

So spot on, 107.

Anonymous said...

LOOK AT MY BIG BUSHY FUCKING EYEBROWS AREN'T THEY HOT? LOL

Anonymous said...

I have heard that there is software now that can take pictures of a computer's user, even if there is no camera on the computer! A company could snap pictures of offenders and threaten to post them if they continue to not follow rules or cause issues.

Anonymous said...

There's some crazy going on in that one eye...


http://elainelang.blogspot.com/
for those who don't like to click on links

Anonymous said...

107 has nailed it. Perfect summation of lanus' character

Anonymous said...

This same software can also steal money from your wallet, cause pimples, and drunk dial your mama. Scary stuff!

Anonymous said...

lame effort 114

Anonymous said...

Lanus the Anus-who the hell told her that bugging one's eyes out beneath thick, black caterpillar brows was a good look? She seems veryyy self absorbed.

Anonymous said...

so stupid ass brynne is back with the duck face

some things never change

Anonymous said...

I have heard about that software too. That is how they caught Petrie and Bellamoin.

Anonymous said...

Who the fu?? Is petrie and bellamoin??

Anonymous said...

Um...good one suesmello,....duh!

Anonymous said...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v391/Lanus/HeadshotMediumWebview.jpg

LOL Scary!!

Anonymous said...

I have heard that there is software now that can take pictures of a computer's user, even if there is no camera on the computer
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OMG!! That's amazing, so glad today wasn't a total waste of makeup, oh wait, I suppose I should put a bra on then?

Anonymous said...

124=she looks "special" or whacked out on lithium

Anonymous said...

Ok, ok. What is this poster on? "what is the angle of the dangle?"

Anonymous said...

Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.

Anonymous said...

Emotions are like snowflakes, except they can't be mistaken for dandruff.

Anonymous said...

Brynne has *GOT* to be in this video somewhere!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT9YI3hAkCY

Anonymous said...

Why does a 'slight tax increase' cost you $200 and a 'substantial tax cut' save you 30 cents?

Anonymous said...

I see Lanus has finished the cooking sherry and has decided to grace us with her *wit*



::yawn::

Jane Doe said...
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Anonymous said...

Jane Doe said... 133 Just got a warning that I need to shut down this blog.

September 6, 2011 10:05 PM

3 in a row, last nights was better though.

Anonymous said...

Sure - you just go right ahead with that, we'll be here posting (with the real Jane) while we wait for that to happen.

Anonymous said...

Jane Doe said... 133 Just got a warning that I need to shut down this blog.

September 6, 2011 10:05 PM

Go get some sleep caterpillar girl.

@@ said...

I have heard that there is software now that can take pictures of a computer's user, even if there is no camera on the computer! A company could snap pictures of offenders and threaten to post them if they continue to not follow rules or cause issues.

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I think you're lost 114. Shouldn't you be posting that shit on Facebook?

Anonymous said...

Caterpiller Girl.....LMFAO.

Anonymous said...

Gawd, I hate it when the newbies find the blog.

Anonymous said...

BOOTZ...we need you! Give lanus a taste of her own medicine, and C&P what was said above about her. She is a classic mean girl...and I feel really bad for peababy.

Anonymous said...

Let Lanus Anus be the only dumbass to copy and paste from this blog. It just shows everyone what a cunt she really is. I am pretty sure she reads here everyday and posts (and NOT under her own name like she says she does).

I hope her stupid shit last night proved to people what an idiot and bitch she really is. We can only hope she slinks away again. I am pretty sure cooking sherry gives one a real bitch of a hangover.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3117220

waiting for Scrapwench to coinfirm

Anonymous said...

stupid ad...lol.

Anonymous said...

141 she won't leave

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3114239

Anyone else think there is something not right here? It seems like she went through so much to get the job, missing her daughter's high school graduation only to be fired after 10 days of working?

She says it's because she missed one oral question and then she throws in the bit about "mean girls". There is a lot more to that story then JUST missing one question.

Anonymous said...

"It should come as no surprise to her that kids like Halloween. It's my favorite holiday and I always make sure I'm in town, book nothing else and have my hair appointment done in advance."

Annabella on the TOT thread.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3117081

Bless her heart. HOW old is she?

Anonymous said...

Annabella might be THE most vapid, shallow creature on earth. Even sadder is that this title will lierally be her greatest achievement.
It would seriously be mortifying to be her parent.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if this is a pea: From NieNie's blog, since I know you all LOVE her :P (that's for you L'Urine)

"
Also, just a REALLY nice e-mail (see below)
While I am very happy for you that you are having another little one, I really wish you'd stop complaining about it so much. I know people who would love to be sick throwing up because they are pregnant but they aren't because they CAN'T get pregnant. Just be glad that you can even have another baby (especially after everything you've been through) and stop complaining about it! You have been through some very challenging times in your life and I'm not downplaying that, but I feel like a lot of your blog is dedicated to complaining and it's not very fun to read.

To you I say this:
Please don't read my blog then.
Thank you.
You have no idea how grateful I am for Lil peanut.
Have you ever been burned nearly 85% of your body? NO? Well, gee if you have
you would know that being pregnant and burned don't really go well together.
Yes, I am a little on edge, and I swore I would never EVER give a minute of my time to e-mails like this, it is a waste. But this is MY blog, if you don't like what you are reading, STOP.
I don't care, I don't.
if more of you have these opinions please just keep them
to yourself, obviously it hurts me to read them and certainly adds to my stress.
Thank you, Nicole Caywood."

Anonymous said...

Funny that Lanus never had a problem with the blog until she was frequently getting smacked. Poor widdle anus.

Anonymous said...

So I'm wondering if we all decide to have some "cause" that we btt the fucking thread every day if that would be ok. Gail OH and her THREE threads a day is getting annoying. Will she stop the heat related ones when winter comes?

Anonymous said...

Not a nienie fan but I agree with her. For all the asshole peas who don't like who she is, what she does, etc. there's a simple solution. Don't read her fucking blog.

Same goes for all the reality shows and faux celebrities they're always bitching about. If they'd quit lining pockets by watching the stupid shit, it would go away.

So many dumbasses and staplers out there

Anonymous said...

Do the peas have friend in real life?

Some of the threads they start leave me wondering.

Anonymous said...

Have you ever been burned nearly 85% of your body? NO? Well, gee if you have
you would know that being pregnant and burned don't really go well together.

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Then ya shouldn't have got pregnant. You already have FOUR children that need you as healthy as you can be.

Anonymous said...

Haha on the auto correct fail! *stalkers

Anonymous said...

LOL I was wondering about that #154

Damn staplers.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is Michelle's (Grinningcunt) problem? She has a monstrous stick up her ass. She always has. What is with her and the most liveable city thread? Calm the fuck down.

Anonymous said...

Candians @@. :P

But seriously, Pittsburg was the highest ranking US city? Puh-fucking-leese.

Anonymous said...

She says it's because she missed one oral question and then she throws in the bit about "mean girls". There is a lot more to that story then JUST missing one question.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
She missed a safety question. I'd guess the FAA is slightly touchy about the whole safety thing.

Anonymous said...

Gail OH and her THREE threads a day is getting annoying.
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I hope she falls off a cliff holding hands with that drone that posts the stupid "add-a-letter" whatever game threads.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 147 Annabella might be THE most vapid, shallow creature on earth. Even sadder is that this title will lierally be her greatest achievement.
It would seriously be mortifying to be her parent.

September 7, 2011 8:39 AM

Or her child. I'm glad she doesn't have any.

Anonymous said...

so stupid ass brynne is back with the duck face
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I saw that as well

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3117267

Besides being an attention whore, she needs to learn that with the information she gives on the Pod, anyone can find her Facebook page.

She looks okay but I would have guessed she was in her mid 40's. Not getting the "anorexic" comments tho.

Anonymous said...

162-who is Brynne? she isn't on my radar.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3117228

Did the OP outed herself scrappitypea and then deleted anyone else see it? Shge responded to Cindy Up north and then it poofed.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3117219

Do you read threads like this and think the mom isn't watching the child closely.

Anonymous said...

Do you read threads like this and think the mom isn't watching the child closely.
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Sometimes but I have a child like that too. Fast as lighting,zero fear and a high pain tolerance.

He once fell off a chair and split his head open and just keep playing. He was 5 and I was in the kitchen out of direct line of site while he played at the table with some clay and action figures. I heard the noise asked if he was okay as I walked around the corner. He said he was fine as blood was pouring out of his head. Six stitches and all he cared about was that I didn't put away his game.

Anonymous said...

Ugh, that sucks if it's Scrappitypea. She's odd, but grew on me when she posted a photo of herself wearing a tinfoil hat.

(And as expected, Cycworker is right there in the thick of it, dispensing advice from her ass.)

Anonymous said...

"It was chao's " may very well be one of my favorite pea misspellings of all time.

Sincerely,

Pear Clutching Grammar/Spelling Nazi

Anonymous said...

Which idiot keeps bumping that fucking married to an alcoholic thread? FFS POST something if you want to make a point.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is Michelle's (Grinningcunt) problem? She has a monstrous stick up her ass. She always has. What is with her and the most liveable city thread? Calm the fuck down.

**

She makes me hate Canada.

Anonymous said...

No idea #170, but Lanus is getting called out!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Lanus sucks.

Bullshit she doesn't read and post here regularly.

Anonymous said...

But seriously, Pittsburg was the highest ranking US city? Puh-fucking-leese.
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#1 - It's spelled "Pittsburgh" not Pittsburg asshole
#2 - Ever been there? If you haven't, shut your mouth because it isn't anything like the stereotypes people think it is.

Anonymous said...

Sorry I don't know how to spell Pittsburgh. @@, of and for good measure @@

I have been there. I didn't knock the city but it is by no means the greatest city in the US so chill the fuck out.

Anonymous said...

The alcoholic thread got pulled. Bummer!

Anonymous said...

176-no, it is still there, I just checked it

Anonymous said...

trustyone
PeaNut
PeaNut 505121 - April 2011
Posts: 37 Layouts: 0
Posted: 9/7/2011 12:54:17 PM
Oh crap I just posted under my regular ID. I suppose somebody saw it, oh well. I really am using it so my DH doesn't see it.

Anonymous said...

Due to the deleted posts, there is no page 2 on the alcoholic thread...you need to click on the title or on page 1. (I did the same thing)

Anonymous said...

Thanks, ladies....I got the blank 2nd page and prematurely posted about the demise of the thread. Sorry!

Lanus is an ass. Loved Bootzie's point about her being points hackneyed. There are few worse things to call a writer :)

Anonymous said...

Burning Snatch never fails to disappoint! Love a SAHW with an opinion on employment...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3117318

Anonymous said...

Do you read threads like this and think the mom isn't watching the child closely.
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Sometimes but I have a child like that too. Fast as lighting,zero fear and a high pain tolerance.

He once fell off a chair and split his head open and just keep playing. He was 5 and I was in the kitchen out of direct line of site while he played at the table with some clay and action figures. I heard the noise asked if he was okay as I walked around the corner. He said he was fine as blood was pouring out of his head. Six stitches and all he cared about was that I didn't put away his game
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Of course kids have accidents and your kid was 5. If a 20 month old keeps having accidents then yeah, Mommy isn't watching him. He's a baby and shouldn't have an opportunity to climb a bookshelf. WTF?

Anonymous said...

Lanus is a regular blog reader and most likely a regular poster. I hate when the peas act like they never come here. The ones who bitch about the blog the most are the ones who are readers here.

Anonymous said...

She makes me hate Canada.
September 7, 2011 12:12 PM
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I know, right?! Between her, lostinspace, and courtneylynne, my opinion of Canada has taken a serious blow.

Anonymous said...

I agree, 183. Lanus outted herself as a serious, full-time blog bitch with her list about what's said here.

And posting that shit about Peabay was just extra nasty and spiteful.

LeAnus has turned out to be one of the meanest, vilest, cuntiest peas ever.

I think L'Urine, LeAnus, and BF are some of the most prolific and active blog bitches here.

Anonymous said...

Well, in fairness, nobody wants the US judged by L'Urine, Skybarf, and Jonduh. (And their merry band of feebs.)

Anonymous said...

L'urine def. is a regular.

Anonymous said...

If a 20 month old keeps having accidents then yeah, Mommy isn't watching him. He's a baby and shouldn't have an opportunity to climb a bookshelf. WTF?
September 7, 2011 2:27 PM

Yeah, have to agree. Especially since she posted further down that the bookshelf climbing thing happened when he was ELEVEN months old.

Negligent pea parenting.

Anonymous said...

True, 186. Just as TX shouldn't be judged because of assholes like PeanutPattie and LTO.

Anonymous said...

The ones who bitch about the blog the most are the ones who are readers here.
September 7, 2011 2:29 PM

Very true. So, I'll just send a shoutout and a wave to SlutmomHotpants

Jane Doe said...

Hey guys, quick question...

Lauren went on vacay to Spain this summer, right?

Anonymous said...

Yes, she went to Spain. I think she even posted pics (I have her on ignore so I can't say for sure).

Anonymous said...

I think I remember her saying she went to Spain.

I pretty much don't believe anything she says, though.

Anonymous said...

Hey Jane, you picking up ISPs from Espana?

Anonymous said...

She said she went to Spain.

She was probably in some trailer park in Arizona called "Espana"

Anonymous said...

Ha! Let me guess. You got a threatening email from Spain this summer, or some of the vilest posts ever were from Spain.

Nothing L'Urine does would surprise me.

Anonymous said...

Hey Jane, can we [please go ahead and have space now since we're so close to 200?

Thank you ;)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3099755

Jane Doe said...

194, my lips are sealed. ;)

Jane Doe said...

There is new space up. :)

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