Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Space.

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Anonymous said...

First...woot, woot!!

Anonymous said...

Secundo

Anonymous said...

Autism is not a disability. Its a developmental disorder.

Anonymous said...

a peanut allergy is not a disability either

Anonymous said...

Yvonne showed up on the old,sick dog thread. She only posts on drama threads, doesn't she?

Anonymous said...

Here ya go Bootzee, you can now be Boot Strap Bill LOL

http://www.mrbutterworth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bootstrap-bill.jpg

Anonymous said...

@5 I can't be bothered going to read it, but has she climbed up on the cross with Kiki to preach to the masses?

Anonymous said...

Holy Shit...stefdesign is crazy on the boy scouts thread!! Plus, her signature pictures are downright creepy...

Anonymous said...

In the hot tub pic, leanne looks like that really short lady actress...Linda Hunt. If you know who I am talking about...its not really a compliment. She is a fantastic actress, but not the best looking...

Anonymous said...

9-hahahaha!! yeah, I know who you are talking about. She is now on NCIS Los Angeles.

She totally looks like Edna Mode from The Incredibles.

Anonymous said...

Yes 5, she has! I see that you are familiar with her MO. I especially love that she tries to sound all sanctimonious and above it all as she waltzes into the wind-down of every drama thread, yet that's all she posts on is the big dramas. She would make a great poster child for hypocrisy.

Anonymous said...

Not familiar with the actress that Leanne's supposed to look like, but her extremely buggy eyes sleeve me out a little.

Anonymous said...

Ha! *skeeve

Anonymous said...

http://www.google.com/search?q=linda+hunt&hl=en&biw=1582&bih=765&prmd=imvnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=s1F5TtgvjOOxArbN_dwD&sqi=2&ved=0CE4QsAQ

Linda hunt. She is a great actress, just not very attractive...

Anonymous said...

8 I know. The boy scout thread really imploded after that creepy homophobe stefdesign posted. Then the great gay thread magnet typhus had to attach herself and drop her usual bombs. Misspellings included. Typhus must get a tingle in her brain cell every time a gay topic gets posted to on that board.

Anonymous said...

15-her loins start dripping and she leaves a snail trail.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3119907

Yep, in Pea-land, 3 yo's play scrabble. Because they read.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3119884

Can someone explain this for me? I don't get the point of testing your child and going through therapy when he's still a baby! Won't he talk eventually?

Anonymous said...

18-He may not. Early intervention is actually a good thing when babies don't start talking when they should.

Anonymous said...

18, not necessarily. Speech production is a complicated mechanism. For most kids, the switch just turns on and everything progresses smoothly. For others the wiring just doesnt function properly and it needs to be facilitated. Early intervention is crucial- a good therapist will teach the parents how to adjust the environment and correctly motivate and model for the kid so they get as many opportunities to train those neural pathways as possible during the day.

Anonymous said...

Can someone explain this for me? I don't get the point of testing your child and going through therapy when he's still a baby! Won't he talk eventually?
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in 3 months you can make more progress with a child under 6yrs than you can in a year with an older child. By kindergarten you are late by 3rd grade you have almost no chance of ever completely catching up when it comes to speech issues.

Anonymous said...

The dog thread was mercifully winding down.

Then Prom Queen came on and made it all about her. Because everything is all about her.

Anonymous said...

The dog thread was mercifully winding down.
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That's because motherofjackoffs finally shut up. Does she do anything but post on 2peas?

Anonymous said...

LMAO. Is that a rhetorical question?

Anonymous said...

Yvonne's on all the gossip and drama threads like white on rice swooping in to hand slap. I think everyone knows she's not too bright. She tries acting all innocent and coy while trying to get spreadsheet info from Seanna behind the scenes and gossiping about it on her own private board. That's what I heard anyway.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3119920

Is this the grandbaby born to the teenage daughter?

Anonymous said...

Planet
PeaAddict

PeaNut 26514 - January 2002
Posts: 1900 Layouts: 79
Posted: 9/21/2011 5:57:32 AM
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Yea Batya "Heaven forbid someone express feelings of frustration and helplessness."


Yea....sure....Heaven forbid.... why dont you remember exactly those words, you just said, the next time you pounce on somebody for expressing feelings about something. Because we're all just as smart as you and all the others here, right. Let me add the eyeroll smiley for effect

If THATS not Hypocritical, I dont know what is. This place is somethin' else alright.

You all just pick and choose who you want to throw into the bottom of the barrel on any givin day. Hmmmm...who shall I slam today.....

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.just.because.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3119933

The kid is 6 cut him some slack already ffs.

Anonymous said...

it is obvious that lucy and pjaye both post here from their responses on the dog thread.

Anonymous said...

If pjaye posts here, I may have to hairflip. She just might be the nastiest small-time bitch at the pod. NOT a fan!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3119972

So is she saying instead of looking for work while unemployment she's going to be trying to lose wieght? If so the right wingers should be all over her in 3, 2, 1

Anonymous said...

31- exercise is a great way to battle depression. I lost my job 2 weeks ago and the feelings that came with that have been overwhelming. It doesn't seem like she won't be looking just that she has no real hope of finding a job quickly.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120019

Hasn't steffie gone off the deep end a few times? I would be nervous to let someone with *uncontrolled* mental illness watch my newborn as well...

(this is not a slam against mental illness at all, just that if it is not controlled, it would be too unpredictable for me)

Anonymous said...

it is obvious that lucy and pjaye both post here from their responses on the dog thread.
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Not really. I've posted something on a thread, then come to the blog to find that someone else has posted almost the exact same thing here. I've wondered if other people would catch it, but so far no one has. So...it could be someone else reading what they wrote and then just putting the same thing over here.

Anonymous said...

I was just coming to post that 33.

From what she's posted on the board, I wouldn't want her watching my kid either. I'm sure the nephew saw what it was like living with her and is going to steer clear.

Anonymous said...

Steffie has ramped up and wigged out multiple times. She's hairflipped, erased her posts and come back under similar handles.

She gives no indication that she's on medication and addressing her bipolar. If she is, good on her. However, the nephew might be still be viewing her with the prism of growing up with an out-of-control aunt.

And if she's not on meds: no way should she be in charge of a tiny baby. Sorry. And bad mouthing his parents in that post was all kinds of klassy.

Anonymous said...

Well, thank goodness Steffie's nephew has some sense. Leaving a baby in that crazy bitch's care would be a really stupid move.

Can't believe Steffie is acting surprised. You're crazy, Steffie. DUH

Anonymous said...

Hasn't steffie gone off the deep end a few times? ^^^
Yeah, more than a few. She's completely unstable, and I don't blame her nephew a bit.

Anonymous said...

janedoescrapper2 is so fucking strange - most of her posts are just bitchy and yet she expects us to care about her IVF? Personally I just don't care whether it works for her or not. Best not, given her attitude.

Anonymous said...

Steffie is a grade A nutcase and there is no way on earth I would entrust my child to her.

Anonymous said...

Steffie is a bitch from hell. Good on her nephew for standing up to her.

And who the fuck would expect their son/nephew to drive a baby TWO hours round trip so a BATSHIT CRAZY relative could "babysit"???

Only someone as twuntastic as Steffie.

Anonymous said...

janedoescrapper2 is so fucking strange - most of her posts are just bitchy and yet she expects us to care about her IVF? Personally I just don't care whether it works for her or not. Best not, given her attitude.
September 21, 2011 12:37 PM

I pretty much agree. She's a total cunt, both here and at the pod, and yet she expects LUV and ((((((((hugs)))))))) on her whiny fertility posts??

Uh, yeah. Not happening.

Anonymous said...

Nobody else seems to hate janedoescrapper except Lauren, so HI L'URINE!

Anonymous said...

FAIL (@43)

I posted 42, and I despise L'Urine/Lauren as much as anyone else.

Anonymous said...

Steffie ought to be thanking her lucky stars that her nephew will let her see that baby at all. She's scary crazy, and there's no way in hell I'd subject my babies or children to someone as toxic as Steffie.

Anonymous said...

I posted 39 and I am not Lauren. I still think janedoescrapper is a bitch. Might be the only thing i agree with Lauren on (and a whole bunch of others I suspect). That woman is defining venomous all on her own so it's no fucking surprise one of us'll call her out on it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3119994

of course batya of all people doesn't understand the phrase, shows in her posting on the board tearing down women.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I agree with batya. It's a stupid premise.

And momto3pits is one of the biggest pea bitches, so her getting all high and mighty about women tearing other women down is laughable, especially after she and KPN/scrapper007 piled on that woman in that dog thread. PitMom was one of the biggest, nastiest bitches on that thread, and now she's giving lectures on compassion and diplomacy? Ha!

Anonymous said...

Also, pitmom seems to be another seial deleter. Those are some of the worst fucking game players ever.

Think back on other big time serial pea deleters. Nasty bitches like Lauren, AnneMarie, Steffie, etc.

Cunts. All of them. Cowardly cunts at that.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm...is Pjaye the pea that's friends with Seanna that gave her, her cat? Pjaye is the one that popped up on that last deleted old timer pea thread where Karen of LLP drama showed up on. Pjaye was stirring up Burning Vag and Ashley reminding them of their roles and cunty history giving Burning Vag a conniption.

Anonymous said...

I'm convinced Batya is a robot.

Anonymous said...

The Lauren stalker strikes again. Hey 43, get some help. You're too obsessed with someone on an internet message board.

Anonymous said...

Steffie ought to be thanking her lucky stars that her nephew will let her see that baby at all. She's scary crazy, and there's no way in hell I'd subject my babies or children to someone as toxic as Steffie.
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Boy are you right about that!

But the responses of some of those women on what a "Bitch" the nephew's wife is being speaks volumes for the reasons so many of them have alienated their own families.

Bitter Dried Up Old Prune said...

Nah #46, I think JaneDoeScrapper2 is a major self-involved thundercunt that thinks popping a crotchnugget and motherhood are going to make her a "complete" woman(MsJen) and keep her SO or at least produce the CS dividend if they divorce that she can torture the stupid bastard with Betty Broderick style (MKM and 99% divorced Peas)until the fucked up kid(s)is 18, even longer if the kid is a "special snowflake."

Don't know about anyone else but if I were JDS2 I would go the Bostonheart way and rent myself one of those military wives wombs and hope for a multiple birth too. That would be well worth the 25-50K payout.

BUT I would not be expressing breast milk for 2 fucking years!

Anonymous said...

I like janedoescrapper. She's not afraid to disagree with people.

And no, I am not janedoescrapper, before someone says so.

Anonymous said...

I'm enjoying our nice Lanus-free stint lately.

I guess her drunken rantings and blog c&p-ing were enough to embarrass her into staying away for a while. yay!

Anonymous said...

56-amen to that. let's hope she stays away for good this time.

Anonymous said...

Not really. I've posted something on a thread, then come to the blog to find that someone else has posted almost the exact same thing here. I've wondered if other people would catch it, but so far no one has. So...it could be someone else reading what they wrote and then just putting the same thing over here.
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we are talking about the same people with the same history and we have all read the same posts. It's not strange that several people would have either the same positive or negative thoughts.
I rarely post at the pod, but there are times where it looks like something I have said here is posted over there. I doubt that pea read and copied it, we just have the same opinion of that poster.
I have also posted here and had replies of "hi Mary/Sue/Sally/Jane" and not one of them has ever been right, and I know I didn't just copy what they wrote either.

Anonymous said...

what was beadhound's first name?

Anonymous said...

59, it's Cheryl I think.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 58 Not really. I've posted something on a thread, then come to the blog to find that someone else has posted almost the exact same thing here. I've wondered if other people would catch it, but so far no one has. So...it could be someone else reading what they wrote and then just putting the same thing over here.
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we are talking about the same people with the same history and we have all read the same posts. It's not strange that several people would have either the same positive or negative thoughts.
I rarely post at the pod, but there are times where it looks like something I have said here is posted over there. I doubt that pea read and copied it, we just have the same opinion of that poster.
I have also posted here and had replies of "hi Mary/Sue/Sally/Jane" and not one of them has ever been right, and I know I didn't just copy what they wrote either.

September 21, 2011 2:57 PM

Hi Sass!!

Anonymous said...

Thank you, 60. I kept thinking Carla, but that's burningVag.

I think myshelly is a recycled pea, and was wondering if it might be another beadhound alter.

Anonymous said...

The Lauren stalker strikes again. Hey 43, get some help. You're too obsessed with someone on an internet message board.

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Mentioning Lauren once classifies a stalker?

RIGHT.

Or maybe Lauren is a bitch so she gets mentioned more often than some other peas. Maybe she should take note.

Anonymous said...

Nope, 43 mentions Lauren at least twice a day and always as L'Urine. The stalker thinks it's original. Lauren is a bitch. But no more so than many other people at the pod. Or here for that matter. But the stalker has to mention L'Urine no matter what the topic.

Anonymous said...

Wait for it. She's going to come on with "Hi Lauren". LOL

Anonymous said...

Lauren owns this blog!!

Leave Lauren Alone!!!1oneone111!1!11!1!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 65 Wait for it. She's going to come on with "Hi Lauren". LOL

September 21, 2011 3:57 PM

Hi Sass!

Anonymous said...

64 you're a fool, many of us use L'urine. I'm not the same person as above, but I loathe that fat bitch too.
We know you post here bitch, so stop trying to pretend it's not you.

Anonymous said...

OMG! Mrs. Smith is a pea!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr5kWOdkHYA&feature=player_embedded

Anonymous said...

I REALLY can't stand myshelly. She's such a cunt.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120075

Anonymous said...

Yeah, only one person uses L'Urine.

You really are delusional.

Anonymous said...

The only person obsessed with L'Urine is you, L'Urine.

Like a PP said, if your name gets brought up here (and at the pod) frequently, that should be a clue to you. A couple of people thinking you're a bitch is one thing, but that's just not the case. Too bad it doesn't trigger some introspection, but it's not surprising.
And L'Urine really is the perfect moniker. Suits you so well

Anonymous said...

Myshelly reminds me a lot of L'Urine.

Anonymous said...

has anyone noticed batya-shits speil under her pea name?
"Making the WWW better, one post at a time."
LOL

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr5kWOdkHYA&feature=player_embedded

LMAO That was pretty good. It's all in the 504 Plan. WTF is that?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120019

I bet that biscuitcarol is one doozy of a MIL. What a sanctimonious, know-it-all twat.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3119961
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there is something hinky about this story. Why would she tell her friend not to use her bathroom...because she randomly worried she might walk through her bedroom while she was sleeping? Wouldn't most people assume that if there are other bathrooms available, it would go without saying that someone shouldn't walk through the bedroom while you're sleeping?
I'm thinking she knew there were issues with the toiled.

Anonymous said...

Damnit bitches! I just wanted to read the "Best thing I learned off Pinterest" thread and instead of learning new tips, it has become another "oooh, can I get an invite?" thread.

Dumbasses--You can invite yourself to Pinterest. I did. And it wasn't hard at all.

Anonymous said...

I was just thinking the same thing 78. Every effon interest thread turns into an endless string of losers Zking for an invite--and even worse are the dumbasses who come back to the thread and say "now teach me how to use it"

God almighty!

Anonymous said...

*effin
*asking

I hate autocorrect

Anonymous said...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/309740_2202065885493_1062696906_2405190_1348534077_n.jpg

Anonymous said...

Who is that?

Anonymous said...

oh gee, those cosplay guys and gals are so lost. What in the world.....?

Anonymous said...

ooooohhhhh mmyyyyyy gggggodddd.

Angela Marvel!!!! She really thinks she's hot stuff. That takes the cake. Someone has to post that at the bucket.

Anonymous said...

But who is Angela marvel?

Anonymous said...

Angela Marvel. Self Portrait. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

She is nuts. She really thinks highly of herself, doesn't she? I saw her flickr awhile back and she takes a picture of herself every single day. Totally self absorbed.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/userprofile.asp?user_id=36135

Angela Marvel = amarvel

The pea who is married to the ginger hambeast with the filthy dirty house and dirty kids with soggy diapers.

Anonymous said...

she thinks of herself as a PROfessional PHOTOgrapher.

that is one homely-ass chick in that photo

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 81 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/309740_2202065885493_1062696906_2405190_1348534077_n.jpg

September 21, 2011 8:50 PM

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO That girl is so full of herself. That's funny shit right there!!!
82 that is nasty ass angelamarvel who doesn't wash her hair.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3119861

Did she really need to bump this ugly ass shit 12 hours later? Attention whore much?

Anonymous said...

OH My God, I wet myself when that angela marvel picture loaded. what the fuck is wrong with that woman? She thinks she is a fucking super hero and I bet her kids are wandering the house with shit in their diapers, welts on their buts, oatmeal stuck to their faces and buggers smeared across their noses. I bet her ginger hambeast husband is laying on the couch in a sweat stained wife beater complete with ketchup splatters with his hambeast hands down his fucking pants playing with his white penis with the ginger hairs poking out of it.

That woman is a total fuck nut.

Anonymous said...

um, me I'm thinking 91 might be the fuck nut. @@

Anonymous said...

Uhhh 92, we've witnessed those pics, minus the playing with himself LOL

AMassiveMess is definitely a fuck nut.

Anonymous said...

OMG 91, that was too fucking funny

That picture is awful.

Anonymous said...

LMAO at that picture!

Anonymous said...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/309740_2202065885493_1062696906_2405190_1348534077_n.jpg
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My eyes! My eyes! MY EYES!

Where was that posted, 81?

Anonymous said...

I posted 39 and I am not Lauren. I still think janedoescrapper is a bitch. Might be the only thing i agree with Lauren on (and a whole bunch of others I suspect).
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I'll take one membership-to-go in the janedoescrapper's a bitch club.

And kudos to whoever found the amarvel photo. Hi-fucking-larious!

Anonymous said...

Another "my precious snowflake is too smrt for your piss poor teaching" post.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120144

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120208

I think she slipped up. Doesn't sound like she works-as an attorney or anything else. She's also a huge attention whore. And probably doing the happy dance. Good relationship my ass. The glee is palpable in her post.

Anonymous said...

Yep 98. Once again, I'm amazed by the amount of pea children that are pure fuxking geniuses. It's mind boggling how many Kindergarteners and first graders out there are reading at a 5th grade level.

Anonymous said...

Is it really that hard for that mom to figure out what she did wrong? She is all pissy because the teacher is not jumping right to creating a whole new lesson plan for her special snowflake daughter. I would have been short with her if I were the teacher as well. One email is fine, but to keep pestering the teacher really does not help.

Anonymous said...

Moms like that one are why good teachers get fed up and leave the profession.

Anonymous said...

I think Mommy can take all that energy to pester that teacher and work with her at home. For god's sake, google the grade 4 sight words and get her daughter to read them. Or go to the library and get some books for her to read that are more challenging.
Or Mommy could set up some math for her to do after reading off the sight words.
Parents are supposed to be involved with their child's learning by helping their child learn at home too. But it amazes me even more when parents say their kids can read well that they have the potential to be Albert Einstein. Then work on math, dumtwat.

Anonymous said...

When my oldest knew all of the sight words the first time they tested him on it, they asked me if they could test him on the next grade level's sight words. I said sure, go for it. By second grade, he knew all of the sight words and more. All we did was encourage him to read at home. It's not that difficult!

Sometimes he struggles with math, sometimes he doesn't. Every time his teacher told me he was ahead, I asked if she thought a workbook geared towards the next grade would be good. They always were happy to hear that. Instead of expecting the teachers to create new lesson plans for one child, how about you go out and buy some workbooks and challenge them at home?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120227

WHY WHY WHY FUCKING WHY would she get a puppy right now??? All she posts is her latest drama, how she can't deal with it all, doesn't have time, bla, bla, bla...so WHAT A GREAT FUCKING IDEA to get a new puppy on top of everything else! $20 says we get a puppy vent within 7 days, then a whine about having to get rid of said puppy. I feel VERY VERY sorry for the puppy...

Anonymous said...

Or Mommy could set up some math for her to do after reading off the sight words.
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Mommy would have to *know* some math to do that. Amazing how so many dumbshits spawned so many geniuses. @@

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3120019&pg=2

And Captain K says what we all have been thinking.

Anonymous said...

WHY WHY WHY FUCKING WHY would she get a puppy right now???
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Because just like kids the idea of having them vs the reality doesn't sink in for some. Besides it takes like 9mons to pop out a kid and you can go buy a puppy at the store.

Anonymous said...

My heart breaks for that puppy. On top of all the drama, she said one of her children violently acts out. A great recipe.

I think we all know where that puppy will end up.

Anonymous said...

I forgot about the violent child, #109. I wish there was a way to notify the humane society or a shelter that there was a dog in a home that is not fit for dogs. I hope and pray that they wise up and find a safe home for the dog before something bad happens.

Anonymous said...

And she bought the dog from a lady that has no clue of his history...great

Anonymous said...

That puppy sure is cute though

Anonymous said...

oh FFS, AnnieSM/Maddies got the puppy? Seriously? She is off her rocker, poor pup :o(

Unknown said...

After reading the board for years I must be doing something wrong - my boys are on their grade level for reading and math. Right where they should be.

Guess I dont have "special" snowflakes!

Anonymous said...

U R doing it right,114 coz you have NORMAL kids and not claiming genius lives with ya or ADD/ADH/ACDC is in your home. FFS we are all fucked with 60% on the spectrum according to number of peas with claims of special specialness.

Anonymous said...

zomg, mominct, you are so kewl posting under ur own namez

Anonymous said...

For Christ's sake. If she can't put together a coherent couple of sentences on why she wants a job then she doesn't deserve to be fucking hired!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120276

Anonymous said...

was just coming to say the same thing 166. Nobody thinks is going to give you props or commend your 'bravery' for posting under your own name.

I like having everyone anonymous; I like to judge on the post and not the poster. I only post under my own name if someone directly refers to me.

Anonymous said...

That should say 116... fail.

Anonymous said...

Mominct said... 114 After reading the board for years I must be doing something wrong - my boys are on their grade level for reading and math. Right where they should be.

Guess I dont have "special" snowflakes!

September 22, 2011 11:53 AM

.no.one.cares

Anonymous said...

yeah, snowflakes ARE NOT as exciting as Angela Marvel in a leotard and hooker boots.

Wanna take bets on what the crotch of her leotard smells like? I am guessing old Spam and rotten shrimp.

Anonymous said...

Wanna take bets on what the crotch of her leotard smells like?
^^^^
FFS do we really have to go there? *insert barf smiley*

Anonymous said...

no, 121, no we do not want to take bets on that. or consider it in any way.

Anonymous said...

Let's just say, it is pretty much a given that Angela Marvel has a case of the rotten crotch.

Crotch buggies in her undies will not get iron out.

Anonymous said...

Jackie's mother wants her to be a vegan. I give her meat. As much as she wants.
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L'Urine on the depriving grandparents thread. Classic.

That woman is so beyond fucked up.

Beyond ironic that her and that carolbacon broad can't see that it's crazy, demanding "mothers" like them that are responsible for the overprotective, neurotic mothers of today. Those dumb cunts are literally the reason for their own rants.

Anonymous said...

She gives her meat just to be contrary because she hates the kid's mother. She could meet the mom halfway and learn about a vegan diet that's healthy for the kid and help educate the mom about it but no, she just does whatever she wants. If the mom was an observant Jew, she'd feed the kid bacon every day just to be a bitch.

Anonymous said...

Johnduh's still venting over his sickly young Russian orphan not being able to come to the US. Survival of the fittest Jonduh! He must die-hard on for you or not!

Anonymous said...

Things Lauren hates:

-women
-teh gayz
-happiness
-puppy dogs
-rainbows

Anonymous said...

You're forgetting:

-anyone who disagrees with her
-young attractive people
-logical people

Anonymous said...

If I was raising my child vegetarian/vegan and I found out that they gave them meat ON PURPOSE, their child watching responsibilities would no longer be needed.

What a spiteful bitch.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Lauren need stomach stapling surgery to curb her fat ass?

She's the picture of health I'm going to take my nutritional facts from @@

Anonymous said...

From Lauren on the "Why do you deprive your children of their grandparents" thread:

My eldest child spent the night at my parent's home when he was 4 weeks old. Without me. His father and I enjoyed a lovely date night. he survived. He was fed, his diaper was changed and he slept. Imagine.

My grandparents (both in their late 70's)were left alone with this child when he was 2 weeks old while I went to doctor appointments. They all had a great time. And wonder of wonders, he survived.

I would have left the baby with my in-laws if they had lived nearby. When they came to visit him at 6 weeks, guess what, we left my in-laws with him and he still survived. Amazing, no?

In the first 6 weeks of his life, 'my baby' was left with both sets of grandparents AND his great-grandparents. He survived even though "I" wasn't with him 24/7.

I just don't get the whole "no one but me could possibly care for my baby" mentality.

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Wow. So Lauren dumped her baby off on the inlaws when he was 2, 4, and 6 weeks old. No wonder her kids are so fucked up. Maybe her kid is a drug addict because Mommy didn't wuv him enough.

Although if Lauren was my mother I'd do anything to get away from her as often as possible. You just know that she's a cold, un-affectionate twat.

Anonymous said...

Lauren is also the best parent who we should be getting our parenting advice from. Her and Cycworker.

Anonymous said...

it's beyond laughable that Lauren/L'Urine thinks anyone wants to hear her parenting advice. The only thing she's good for is being a perfect example of what NOT to do. Look at how fucked up her life and family are. Only a comets moron would listen to a word she says. I guess that explains why shed never leave 2peas. It's the only board with a high enough moron quotient.

Anonymous said...

*complete

FMAC ( fuck my auto-correct)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120311

I think Lauren looks good in her pic she posted today. I think it's BS to go about weight loss that way ~ what a cop out, but she looks good.

Anonymous said...

Looks good? Maybe if you live in Arkansas and are used to fucking your brother.

Anonymous said...

136, you do realize that Lauren is on the far right in that pic, right? Not the left?

She worded it deceptively so we'd think she was her sister who is MUCH more attractive.

She wrote: "This is me, my mom, my brother, and my sister."

But it should have read: "My sister, my mom, my brother, and me."

Anonymous said...

Oh, shut up 137. I hate Lauren as much as the next person but she looks fine in that photo. Her arms aren't flabby or saggy, her hair and make up aren't outrageously weird, and there's nothing wrong with what she's wearing.

Would I put her on a magazine cover? No. Is she Arkansas-Brother-Fucking ugly? No.

Anonymous said...

Oh... my god...

I was writing as 138 was posting. I take back what I said about what she was wearing. I still don't think she's Arkansas-Brother-Fucking ugly and still think she looks fine, just not as fine as I did when I thought she was on the left.

Anonymous said...

Jackie is thinking "Gram you are such a douche" in that first pic lol

Anonymous said...

RE: Post a Pic Thread

Are Brandy and her husband first cousins? They look like twins?

Lauren looks like shit as always...if you were that dreadful looking wouldn't you be a bitch too?

Do dogs have brains has a cute little guy. Wonder how he feels being the brownie in the mix. Reminds me of that mormon chick that adopted all those black kids and had wall pops about life being like a box of chocolates ! Awkward!!!!LOL

Anonymous said...

142: As the only brown person in a white family I can tell you, nobody actually gives a shit. There's this whole concept with family called "love" and "acceptance."

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3120356

I get the kid has ADD but seriously he can't get his self out the door one time? He's 13 I find it hard to believe he couldn't handle heading to school without mommy holding his hand.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 138 136, you do realize that Lauren is on the far right in that pic, right? Not the left?

She worded it deceptively so we'd think she was her sister who is MUCH more attractive.

She wrote: "This is me, my mom, my brother, and my sister."

But it should have read: "My sister, my mom, my brother, and me."

September 22, 2011 7:10 PM

Yeah, I know which one she is and knew when I posted. She looks a lot better than she used to. Get over it.

Anonymous said...

Olan is hot...yes I'm Olan

Anonymous said...

Well now we know for sure one of the bitches who posts here

Anonymous said...

Yeah, L'Urine is definitely the unfortunate looking one in her family. All that ugliness on the inside couldn't be contained and it oozed to the outside as well. There is no surgery thats going to fix that problem.

Anonymous said...

It's never been a secret that Olan posts here.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what Lauren's sister really thinks of her. She has posted in the past about her fights and shit with her brother. It's a safe bet that SHE is the relative that everyone in her family dreads being around.

Anonymous said...

Well, I don't think Lauren's ugly. A beauty queen, no but then I doubt you are either 148. I know I'm not.

I think she looks good and I think you just can't stand that idea.

Anonymous said...

148 is Myrna aka PDR aka PB&J.

Anonymous said...

Crazy Myrna? The one who kept imploding and hairflipping?

Anonymous said...

Yep, the very same. She always had a hard on for Lauren, Burning Feather and AN. She went right over the edge when she found out that the people she thought were her friends, like Monique, and Huskerscrapper intentionally excluded her because they thought she was unstable.

Anonymous said...

So now she comes here everyday to talk about L'Urine because she knows that she can't show her face again at the Pod.

Anonymous said...

Hi Myrna.

Anonymous said...

L'Urine. L'Urine. L'Urine

Anonymous said...

LOL...looks like we struck gold. Myrna's going to implode here too.

Anonymous said...

I think it's Lauren that has the obsession with PDR. She's totally crazy enough to think that PDR is the only pea who hates her.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, you're right. That really is PDR.

Anonymous said...

The only impending implosion is one of laurens boozy meltdowns. They're very predictable. Like clockwork.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the anonymous feature is gone for at least one person here. I love it. And you can keep right on calling me L'Urine, Myrna. Because you don't really know who I am; but we know who you are. You can't hide the bat-shit crazy.

Anonymous said...

Keep trying Myrna. At this point, it's you having the melt-down.

Anonymous said...

Looks like you chased her away 163.

Anonymous said...

What was the problem between Lauren and PDR?

Anonymous said...

There are many peas who think L'Urine sucks. Let's move on.

Anonymous said...

I pictured Olan as a bad-ass black-chick with more white girl features. Not a soft-looking middle-aged black woman with funky lip-color. lol

Anonymous said...

I hate L'Urine, and BurningVag and AN too.
But I'm not PDR either.
I bet if we drew a Venn diagram, it would be pretty damn crowded in the "hate L/BV/AN but is not PDR" circle.

Anonymous said...

There are more who think you're bat-shit crazy PDR.

PDR had problems with many Peas, not just Lauren. She got into it with a lot of people. But she hates Lauren and Burning Feather the most. It's just about time for your bi-annual visit to the pod Myrna. It's been a while since we've had a good hairflip.

Anonymous said...

Keep telling yourself that Myrna. No matter how much you try to delude yourself, people hated you as much as they hate Lauren.

Anonymous said...

They pitied Myrna. She was so clearly out of her fucking mind that people felt sorry for her. They didn't like her because she was always flipping out but they also felt sorry for her and for her kids for having to live with that.

Anonymous said...

There are far more L'Urine haters than Myrna haters. Myrna is one of those crazies who still has some recognizable humanity. Lurine is one of those crazies that is serial-killer level scary.

Anonymous said...

I don't think so, Myrna. You're just as psycho bitch crazy. I haven't seen anyone at the pod so much as mention you. You mean nothing to them. You left and good riddance. But you can't help but obsess on Lauren every day of your pitiful life.

Anonymous said...

Jeebus Lauren, you really are a frighteningly scary bitch.

Anonymous said...

No-one mentions PDR at the pod because people don't actively dislike her. Some may think she's a little kooky. I never personally had an issue with her, except sometimes I would feel a bit sorry for her because she continued to try too hard even when it was obvious they were just making her the brunt of their jokes.
But psycho cunt L'urine? You just keep telling yourself that only one pea hates you, but deep down inside even you know that's not true. Everyone hates you and the people that respond to your posts just do so out of fear, because they know they are too weak to take you on.
I wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire.

Anonymous said...

Will Lauren, Burning Vag and Myrna please get a room!

Anonymous said...

Looks like someone had a nice conversation back and forth with themself last night.

Anonymous said...

L'Urine, mostly. And don't let her tell you different.

She is a total cuntasaurus rex.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Seeing people obsessively attempt to call people out for posting here (HI myrna! L'urine! L'urine!) is seriously pathetic.

You might have a hunch or even be almost positive, but guess fucking what? We're anonymous. No matter what, you will never 100% know who is posting. Not even if they use their own name-- anyone can do that.

Anonymous said...

Lauren is a fucking cunt. The world would be a better place if that old bitch would just kill herself. Fuck you, you old teabagging bitch. Your granddaughter will grow up to hate you and hopefully poison your ensure, you old hag.

Anonymous said...

181: a-fucking-men.

Anonymous said...

Shit. I needed a diversion this AM but The pod is boring and this place is a yawn.

Anonymous said...

Lauren is ugly, inside and out!

Anonymous said...

from above:

Looks like the anonymous feature is gone for at least one person here. I love it. And you can keep right on calling me L'Urine, Myrna. Because you don't really know who I am; but we know who you are. You can't hide the bat-shit crazy
=============================================
I think this is a little slip up from our cunty friend!

Anonymous said...

More lies from l'urine. from the pod

=====

Nope, you got your fact wrong. My landlord did not raise the rent. I returned to NY because I didn't like teaching, I didn't like the heat and the flatness of South Florida, I missed my kids and my ds was going to become a father.
=====

Any pea detectives out there who can find her post complaining about the nasty, capitalist landlord who raised her rent? And she didn't like teaching, so she is the perfect person to criticize paying for educating disabled children. Cunt

Anonymous said...

Give it up, Myrna. Find something positive to focus...like your kids.

Anonymous said...

LOL, I am just reading that thread! She also mentions us over here and how we are making things up about her, so I guess she can stop pretending that she is not a regular reader or poster now.
But we already knew that.
I don't have anything saved but I am pretty sure you are right about the rent going up, I can remember a thread about that from her.

Anonymous said...

Hey L'Urine, how many Myrna's do you think there are?

Anonymous said...

We do make things up here. More than one person has pointed it out, right here. And this isn't the first time some moron has decided to go over there with some made-up fact from here so knowing that people here make up shit doesn't mean you have to come here.

Anonymous said...

How many L'Urines do you think there are? Because I've seen about 10 different posters accused of being Lauren. One was me but there were 9 others. I know I'm not Lauren. One of the others may be, but it just goes to prove that you don't know, do you? ;)

Anonymous said...

The small of stale sweat clinging to the numerous folds of flabby skin always clues me in.

Anonymous said...

Baked Fresh Cherry Pie

Prep Time:
25 MinCook Time:
50 MinReady In:
1 Hr 15 Min

Original Recipe Yield 1 - 9 inch pie
Ingredients
1 recipe pastry for a 9 inch double crust pie
4 tablespoons quick-cooking tapioca
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 cup white sugar
4 cups pitted cherries
1/4 teaspoon almond extract
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 1/2 tablespoons butter
Directions
1.Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (205 degrees C). Place bottom crust in piepan. Set top crust aside, covered.
2.In a large mixing bowl combine tapioca, salt, sugar, cherries and extracts. Let stand 15 minutes. Turn out into bottom crust and dot with butter. Cover with top crust, flute edges and cut vents in top. Place pie on a foil lined cookie sheet --- in case of drips!
3.Bake for 50 minutes in the preheated oven, until golden brown.

Anonymous said...

Now the recipes are being posted, must have hit a nerve with someone.

No pie for your pie hole Lauren!! You've already consumed your lifetime quota.

Anonymous said...

@@

Anonymous said...

Fresh LowRent Grog

Yeild: more than enough for everyone

1 barrel of vinegar
1 barrel of bitters
1 part mace
8 parts pork fat
1 heaping cupful of fermented anchovies

Combine, liquidise, and serve in lead-lined cups

Enjoy!

Anonymous said...

http://www.lolforumpictures.com/ORLY.htm

Anonymous said...

I'm embarrassed for an anonymous person who has an apparent hard-on for lauren.

Signed,

Anonymous Too

Anonymous said...

The next attempt at deflection will surely be PDR or Lauren posting some juicy lie about a long gone Pea. Happens every time they start fighting here. They usually pick a nutter out of the hat that isn't posting anymore so they can get away with it.

They both need to find a new way to fight because this shit is boring.

Anonymous said...

Lauren should be lattered at the thought of someone actually getting a hard on because of her.

I'm sure most mens penises retract back inside.

Jane Doe said...

New Space is up. :)

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