Friday, September 30, 2011

Space

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Anonymous said...

I visit the blog for the first time today and there are 0 comments.

Wow.

Anonymous said...

First time?....sure it is

Anonymous said...

Jane, could you please look into why we can't post from IE now? I have to switch to my iPad when I want to post now.
Thanks!

Miss Jen said...

Top 5 = LOOOOOOOSERRRRRRrrrrrr......

Anonymous said...

I have not had a pea account since garden-gate so maybe one of you who have a second secret identity that isn't a bad troll might want to post this for the old timer peas.

I followed a few FB links from other Peas and was able to piece together what happened to Sami and why she hasn't been around since June. I though it was weird that she just stopped posting and didn't pull one of her hairflips. I noticed this morning that other people were posting prayers and good thoughts for her on a mutual friends wall and went and looked and she hasn't posted on 2 Peas in a long time. That's not like her. She always comes back when she flips.

From what I was able to figure out is that this infection is a really serious one. She is really sick from what people are posting. She Has had one serious infection after another since the first week in January. So she hasn't been around because she has been battling those infections. Most of the time in the hospital. It is in the sack around her heart this time and that sounds serious to me.

If any of you are FB friends with her, please post here if she is making any posts herself. No need to out yourself, just see if she has been posting on FB herself. I can't figure how sick she is or how serious it is. I can't help it, I have always liked this particular nutter.

If anyone has more info please post it, I'd really like to know how she is and I don't know how to contact her without her figuring out that I am a blog bitch she looks into why she all of a sudden got a message from me. I am pretty sure she knows about this blog because she mentioned it once on the Photo Bored.

Anonymous said...

Hi Sami. Attention whore.

Anonymous said...

#5 I looked at her Facebook page. She posted on the 24th, when she was at the Emergency Room and then again on the 27th while in the hospital waiting on the Cardiac surgeon. She hasn't made any posts since that one.

But she hasn't been posting much for quite awhile.

Anonymous said...

Hi Sami. Attention whore.

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Look at the time stamp dumbass. What person in a hospital would be on the internet at 1:00 in the morning? No one. That's who.

Anonymous said...

Look at the time stamp dumbass. What person in a hospital would be on the internet at 1:00 in the morning? No one. That's who.



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Huh? You have to 'splain that one to us morans who werk in hospitals and have peeps on computers at all hours Yes, including payshunts dummass

Anonymous said...

It's only a 1:00 am time stamp if you're on the East Coast Sami. Guess that would make sense considering where you live. On the East Coast.

Anonymous said...

wtf with all the sami shit. If she means that much to you and you care about her just fucking ask.

Anonymous said...

I'm not understanding why you wouldn't just make a new login and post it rather than asking someone else to do it.

Unless you're someone who *really* doesn't want to get caught doing that.

Anonymous said...

Well Typhus is back, and is letting us know about those poor brainwashed negroes on the Cain thread.

Don't worry! She's ready to enlighten them all.

Anonymous said...

It really was my first check, 2. I have these things called a job, a boyfriend, and a life. They keep me pretty busy.

Who the fuck is Sami? I hate when people are referred to by their real name and not their screen name unless they are really well known. I'm not on a first name basis with the idiot peas.

Anonymous said...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/306437_2237063360408_1062696906_2432443_279126462_n.jpg

Anonymous said...

I hate houses like AMarvel's. All that crap has to be dusted and or washed or it looks like a thrift shop.

Her idea was good but she should have used a friends house who isn't going for the trash heap chic look.

Anonymous said...

Sami's ID IS Sami, aka 9toes. So NOW who's the idiot pea?

Anonymous said...

So all the peas in the Eastern time zone are Sami? LMFAO. She was never my favorite pea but she was harmless.

The minute someone puts up a post about a Pea within minutes we see "Hi Pea." It's old and pretty obvi Sami has moved on.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3121984

I wonder what AMarvel thinks of this thread.

Anonymous said...

If you can't nut up and make your own anon id to ask about Sami, then I guess you're SOL. If Sami wanted the peas to know all about her business shed tell them.

Anonymous said...

19, like any other self-absorbed person, it won't even occur to her that she might be the kind of person people are criticizing.

Anonymous said...

Hi Sami. Attention whore.

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Look at the time stamp dumbass. What person in a hospital would be on the internet at 1:00 in the morning? No one. That's who.

Anonymous said...

If Sami wanted the peas to know all about her business shed tell them.
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It's probably best to not post about her illness, maybe her extended family don't all know and Facebook would be a crappy way to find out.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3122153


The title of her thread, "WDW Diining Places for single 50ish woman", makes me think she must be hoping for suggestions of good lizard lounges or singles bars for the older woman. At WDW.

Anonymous said...

Jane, could you please look into why we can't post from IE now? I have to switch to my iPad when I want to post now.
Thanks!
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Thanks for letting me know IE is the problem. I thought it was my computer and just gave up on the blog. Now I'm happily back with firefox! lol

Jane Doe said...

Hey #3, I'm pretty sure it's just IE. IE is a dinosaur. Try out Firefox, it's a million times better.

Anonymous said...

Hey, 14. You feel pretty damn strong about people using real names, considering it's the first time you've come to the blog.

Anonymous said...

wow jane, way to force people to uses particular browsers LOL

here, post on my blog but use *THIS*/*MY* browser

blog gem

Anonymous said...

use*

Anonymous said...

Why would anyone think it's Janes duty to work out your browser problems?

Anonymous said...

30, Why would *YOU* think it's your duty to answer anything posted to/for Jane?

Entitled bitch LOL

Anonymous said...

IE was a dinosaur 15 years ago and hasn't had a REAL update since its inception. I would rather try to navigate the 12th ring of Hell than try to use it as my main web browser and I only use it because Coursesmart website has it as the proprietary.

In a word or three: It Sucks Balls.

Anonymous said...

Hey #3, I'm pretty sure it's just IE. IE is a dinosaur. Try out Firefox, it's a million times better.
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Well fuck you too then.
I use IE and I am not changing to Firefox, and I'm not changing to my iPad each time either.
I guess you really aren''t interested in keeping this place going?
OK then, see ya!

Jane Doe said...

Oh FFS, do you really think I have ANYTHING to do with IE?!

I don't know what to tell ya. Do you want me to call IE and complain that some bitch can't talk about someone on a smack blog from her ipad, so they must. fix. it. right. now?!

You seem to be the only one with this problem and you bring it up multiple times a day. Check your browser for updates, check to see if you need to clear your cookies. That's all I can do, unless you want me to come over to your house and help you like the special snowflake that you are.

Anonymous said...

No I have posted exactly twice, I was post 3 and the one above, check the corresponding IP address if you don't believe me. the other mentions about it are from other people.
Everything was fine until 2 days ago, so something changed. But as I said if you can't be bothered trying to work out what settings you changed in order to keep people posting, then screw you.
Have fun talking to yourself.

Jane Doe said...

if you can't be bothered trying to work out what settings you changed in order to keep people posting, then screw you.

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FOR THE LAST TIME. I DID NOT CHANGE ANYTHING.

It is YOUR crappy browser. It has NOTHING to do with this blog.

Anonymous said...

Jane Doe said... 34 Oh FFS, do you really think I have ANYTHING to do with IE?!

I don't know what to tell ya. Do you want me to call IE and complain that some bitch can't talk about someone on a smack blog from her ipad, so they must. fix. it. right. now?!

You seem to be the only one with this problem and you bring it up multiple times a day. Check your browser for updates, check to see if you need to clear your cookies. That's all I can do, unless you want me to come over to your house and help you like the special snowflake that you are.

October 1, 2011 7:55 PM

People were thanking you for changing something (who knows or gives a shit if you did or didn't at this point) and the next thing ya know, IE isn't working.

Trust me, plenty of people are having problems (not just the few mentioning it) but they just said "fuck it, fuck jane".

I'm sure there'll be another blog to replace this one.

*IF* you didn't change anything then well it's sad and *YOU* are SOL

Jane Doe said...

I haven't changed anything about this blog since day 1. Sorry, your logic is flawed.

Anonymous said...

Who's the retard that doesn't know how to work a computer?
IE?
I'll place bets the idiot stills has her old Commodore 64 and her home is a 70s chatki heaven.
Moran.

Anonymous said...

Jane Doe said... 38

I haven't changed anything about this blog since day 1. Sorry, your logic is flawed.
October 1, 2011 8:25 PM

No flawed logic, you didn't read that very clearly. Oh well, someone else already left (earlier post) and so have many others. Guess all good things have to come to an end.

Don't get your nasty slut panties in a twist ok Jane?

Oh wait, then there's 39, the complete moran/idiot who agrees to everything, fights with everyone and has no intelligence whatsoever. LOL

Anonymous said...

Chatki???
Your rant might be more valid if you weren't so fucking stoopid
Try tchotchke next time you dumb cunt.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 39

Who's the retard that doesn't know how to work a computer?
IE?
I'll place bets the idiot stills has her old Commodore 64 and her home is a 70s chatki heaven.
Moran.
October 1, 2011 8:34 PM

You're showing your age..

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 41

Chatki???
Your rant might be more valid if you weren't so fucking stoopid
Try tchotchke next time you dumb cunt.
October 1, 2011 8:55 PM

Look at all the hostility here. It's getting old watching all the frothers fight.

Anonymous said...

You misread laughing my ass odd at the stoopid for "hostility"?
That's even funnier!
But who looks like the retard now with her "I am so great, I have a cool computer and I use Firefox" routine? yeah well, learn how to use spell check on that fucker.

Anonymous said...

Odd = off
And that's why iPads are a PITA on here.

Anonymous said...

Well fuck you too then.
I use IE and I am not changing to Firefox, and I'm not changing to my iPad each time either.
I guess you really aren''t interested in keeping this place going?
OK then, see ya!

October 1, 2011 7:50 PM

stupid fucking moran. you sound like one of the old bags who call tech support coz they're too tunnel visioned or lacking in basic trouble-shooting skills to notice they didn't plug the computer in. Now be a good little girl and go off and figure something out for yourself for a change, instead of assigning the blame to some big, bad, invisible gremlin, somewhere out in cyberspace.

BTW i'm using IE without any issues.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 44 You misread laughing my ass odd at the stoopid for "hostility"?
That's even funnier!
But who looks like the retard now with her "I am so great, I have a cool computer and I use Firefox" routine? yeah well, learn how to use spell check on that fucker.

October 1, 2011 9:07 PM

No, not because of you laughing but because of all your Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck. Sorry you misunderstood and got confused Ms. Hostility.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 46

Well fuck you too then.
I use IE and I am not changing to Firefox, and I'm not changing to my iPad each time either.
I guess you really aren''t interested in keeping this place going?
OK then, see ya!

October 1, 2011 7:50 PM

stupid fucking moran. you sound like one of the old bags who call tech support coz they're too tunnel visioned or lacking in basic trouble-shooting skills to notice they didn't plug the computer in. Now be a good little girl and go off and figure something out for yourself for a change, instead of assigning the blame to some big, bad, invisible gremlin, somewhere out in cyberspace.

BTW i'm using IE without any issues.
October 1, 2011 9:33 PM

Wow, you're the heartcat of delusional. She said she wasn't coming back, I doubt she'll read you incessant drivel.

Anonymous said...

Wow, you're the heartcat of delusional. She said she wasn't coming back, I doubt she'll read you incessant drivel.

October 1, 2011 9:39 PM
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Too fucking funny. Because we all know chumps like you NEVER come back after they hairflip. Riight.

Anonymous said...

I wasn't referring to *ME*. Learn to read.

FFS stop trying to fucking handslap every fucking post.

Anonymous said...

Jane, it looks like you have some lame ass trying to start shit with every single blog poster. Too bad most have already left and the ones that are left have to deal with *her*.

Anonymous said...

I wasn't referring to *ME*. Learn to read.




yOU ARE DUMBER than a box of rocks. Now go fire up your firefox and fuck off.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 52 I wasn't referring to *ME*. Learn to read.




yOU ARE DUMBER than a box of rocks. Now go fire up your firefox and fuck off.

October 1, 2011 10:35 PM

Fuck off? Seriously? Lets get you into some anger management classes, A.S.A.P..

If you can't read it the first time, have to be instructed to read it again and still don't get it, there really is no help for you.

Your response is classic though LOL

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Anonymous said...

I use FF & IE both, on a regular basis. I've posted from both in the past. So what if someone can't post from IE, it doesn't meant that they don't have a clue what FF is. Some morans just assume too much.

Anonymous said...

53 you are killing me. Just killing me. You make me feel so mean, like I'm punching a handicapped person.

Anonymous said...

yOU ARE DUMBER than a box of rocks. Now go fire up your firefox and fuck off.

October 1, 2011 10:35 PM

Watch it sweetie, it looks like you're on the verge of popping a vein.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 55

53 you are killing me. Just killing me. You make me feel so mean, like I'm punching a handicapped person.
October 1, 2011 11:08 PM

It's hard getting through to you. It's easy, reread the shit. You really did misread it.

Sorry you're still having trouble and getting confused. You're not in class now (there are no handicapped people with you right now).

Anonymous said...

It's so much fun winding up the village idiot who wants to punch handicapped people.

Anonymous said...

Ha, I make one comment and you old, fat bitches are flapping your flabby arms in offense to one annonymous retard. Gawd you fatasses are hilarious.

Ooh hurry, better hurry up and tell me how stupid I am! Get those double chins wagging!

Anonymous said...

October 1, 2011 10:35 PM

Watch it sweetie, it looks like you're on the verge of popping a vein.

October 1, 2011 11:08 PM



lard-brain..that's called cat-typing. You might be unfamiliar with the more complex life forms. I'm sure where you're holed up you're only accustomed to the single celled lower life organisms.

Anonymous said...

You really did misread it.


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this is so fucking sweet! Now you made me feel so mean again, like I'm luring a blind person over a tripwire.

Anonymous said...

I can explain a cat to a retard. It has 4 legs 1 tail, and a set of whiskars. Ok, let me claridy 4 for you

1 1 1 1

All of those, up there ^^ together, make 4.

Anonymous said...

Dear God,
Please make the Peas do something really frackin stupid, so these bitches will stop trying to claw each other to pieces and focus on the Peas instead. Amen.

Anonymous said...

59-62 is one person. FFS Stop talking to yourself.
It's time to put down your crack pipe and get off the internet.

I think someone let scrappertastic loose on the interwebz again.

Anonymous said...

Hi Lanus!

Anonymous said...

NAH, scrappertastic is sleeping with the enemy. Won't emerge till at least 3pm tomorrow. Me, i'm on an upswing, probably won't go doewn till 3pm tomorrow. Now about that cat. Who knows how many whiskars on a cat?,,.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3121992


OK we are still waiting on neglectful friend #3 to drop in and give her account of the terribly distressing FB friend situation that is torturing ceescraps. I wonder if this is what she expected/wanted?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3122092

This now.

Dear God do we really need a self-appointed animal martyr to tell us how to take care of animals. And she's going to bump that thing every.single.day.
I'd give about a million dollars (ok just a dollar) to see someone post "what makes you the animal expert".

Anonymous said...

We also have a cat box for outside

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And to make it even better...she keeps her cats outside???
wtf.

Anonymous said...

She should just title that thread "Hey, Rainbowscrapper, I've got some info for you....."

Anonymous said...

"Stop my kids from going to dances where the majority of kids are drunk and others have sex on the floor? "

I call bullshit on this little gem. Really red is a serious liar.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3122298

Anonymous said...

The daughters are mini-pearl-clutching drama queens that are running to mommy with over embellished tales, and she's eating it up.

Anonymous said...

It would suck to have GailOH as a neighbor. The Mrs. Kravitz of pet ownership.

Anonymous said...

others have sex on the floor? "
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her need for drama must be very high.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3122328
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I'd be surprised if this ends well.

Anonymous said...

Where the hell are these kids going to school that there are people having sex on the dance floor?? These damn kids and their crazy parties.

These parents are in for heart attacks if they ever find out what their perfect little snowflakes get up to once they leave the house for college.

Anonymous said...

Kelpea, doesn't want her daughter to participate in the homecoming limo and dinner at restaurant.... simply because she won't have control or the ability to hover/helicopter parent.

One mom is paying for the limo, so it is free for all the other kids/riders. There is no reason not to go, other than helicopter mommy doesn't want to give up control.

It sucks to be "that kid" whose mommy won't let you participate, and whose mommy wants all the other kids to gather at their home for a "mommy controlled" dinner.

Homecoming is once a year, give the kid some independance and freedom.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3122276

She probably doesn't have a coupon for the restaurant...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3122345

They NEVER learn - look, I don't know you. I don't know your friend. I am NOT going to run off a buy a stamp because you need to raise money. Sorry about your son but you DO have insurance. Get a fucking paying job to cover your co-pay. Not rely on your customers to help you out.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3122276

She probably doesn't have a coupon for the restaurant...

October 2, 2011 9:28 AM


What a first world thread. It's a fucking business meeting and she's starting a thread because she doesn't like the godamned restaruant? Somewhere in the black hole that is Sudan a child is losing its fight for life because if only it could have that fucking glass of water she's matyr like restricting herself to.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3122253&pg=2


Budget is getting fucking hilarious in this thread. As most responders were not validating her she's added a few juicy details. And keeps adding them. \\
Now we learn she lives in the equivalent of Cracktown South LA, with bloods, crips, drive bys and gang rapes. But wait, that's not all, now the kids stepmother has a live in lesbian lover. Yeah, riiiiight budget. What's next? The father is a cross dressing pedophile on the FBI's most wanted list?

Anonymous said...

Before anyone starts to suggest a buffet doggy bag with 'To African Kids' on the address, let's look at the fact that she wants to get some issue (undefined) sorted out, has an opportunity to meet with an individual who has influence and yet whines about where she will eat - which is only second in 'OMG' to the fact that she is asking is it will be OK to order water. WTF?

Dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if Silverdolphin's DD had her son yet??

Anonymous said...

Yes. SD announced a couple of weeks ago that she's a grandma. She got a few congrats from people who don't know her story, but a lot of the peas just ignored her.

Anonymous said...

Hmm musta missed the big announcement on the pod. That poor baby boy...smh

Anonymous said...

More bullshit:

"The latest gang activity in town is for them to send a 5 or 6 year old child on a street corner, crying and then approach a woman and ask her to bring them home. When she drives them home, she is gang raped, literally. "

She seriously believes this? She probably won't flash her lights at a car driving at night without its head lights on either.

From the "Fit to be Tied rant

Anonymous said...

98% of the peas are hysterical, gullible, frightened idiots.

Anonymous said...

Also: control freaks and selfish, heartless assholes.

WWJD Budget?

Anonymous said...

There's sneakers hangibg on the telephone line down the road!!1one!!

Goofy teenagers or Crips/Bloods gang signs?

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure it's Mexican drug cartels. :P

Anonymous said...

These bitches really do complain about anything/nothing

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3122530

Anonymous said...

Pardon me if this has already been discussed...has KeriWest had a facelift and a boob job? I know she had a tummy tuck, but her avatar makes it look like she's had even more work done. That is definitely not the look she was sportin' at her daughter's wedding.

Anonymous said...

Well they just don't like it when the help gets uppity 92.

Anonymous said...

No kidding 92. Some people are obviously looking for every little thing they can bitch about.

Anonymous said...

Looks like it, 93. She also had the permanent make-up procedure done. She's on her way to resembling Michael Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if dumbass knows that makeup tatoos tend to change color, fade and/or bleed? HAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Keri needs to do something about her wonky cross-eyes.

Anonymous said...

Hair extensions. Also, too.

Anonymous said...

This lady shouldn't own a dog. She's the same one who brings her puppy to the old folks home and get's bent out of shape and now this.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3122568

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 93

Pardon me if this has already been discussed...has KeriWest had a facelift and a boob job? I know she had a tummy tuck, but her avatar makes it look like she's had even more work done. That is definitely not the look she was sportin' at her daughter's wedding.
October 3, 2011 9:57 AM

Looks like her hair has grown and she has bangs now. And well lets face it her face was swollen from crying in the wedding photos. I don't think she's had anything done. Stop nitpicking.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3121653&pg=2

Funny how angivp says she doesn't have any free time to do hobbies or the other things SAHM's get to do. She sure as hell finds enough time to post on the NSBR all the damn time. Which is fine. That's how she chooses to spend her free time but don't lie and act like you never have any down time when you obviously do!

Anonymous said...

I couldn't even make it through that thread 102. Those smug assholes made me want to vomit.

I'll be laughing when their money train decides to start fucking the secretary and they have to work three jobs to support their twinkie eating asses.

I can't imagine not working and feeling so god damn proud about it, and privileged. I understand if you are raising tiny kids but after that, do something with yourself. I would have no self worth if I sat on my ass all day being "so busy".

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3122520

When did this one start working? I thought she was a SAHM who did "daycare".

Anonymous said...

When did this one start working? I thought she was a SAHM who did "daycare".
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So daycare is not a real job???

Anonymous said...

Daycare is a real job but when you run one out of your house how do you have co workers? Do you seriously think she's employing a few people?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3122215&org_post_to_fb=&post_to_fb=

of course BF would have the link to watch it live...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3122525

LMAO at all the people who say their DH's look like Ryan Gosling. Yea right!

Anonymous said...

No, daycare is't a real job, it's just babysitting.

Anonymous said...

Really 109??? I'm not a daycare provider, but you are a first class bitch.

Anonymous said...

Babysitting is a 13 year old girl that watches kids for a few hours. Daycare is providing 8-10 hours of care for a child, involving schedules, meals, etc. If you can't see the difference, I pray you don't have children.

Anonymous said...

Typical peas, turn a hobby minding other people's kids into a "career"
LOL just keep telling yourself that.
What does that opinion have to do with my kids? I look after them and if we go out I pay someone like you to babysit them. Don"t see how that makes me a bad mother, and it doesn't make you a career woman either.

Anonymous said...

Typical...you assume I am a daycare provider or babysitter. Wrong on both counts. Keep patting yourself on the back, though!

Anonymous said...

PS - Putting others down to make yourself feel better does make you a bitch.

Anonymous said...

At least Kristin's working unlike half the snobby bitches at the pod.

Anonymous said...

Kiki is avoiding the daycare question. I bet she texted one of the moms, but if she posted that she would get no sympathy, so she is leaving out some of the details.

Anonymous said...

I made the OP regarding Kristen. I didn't mean daycare wasn't a "real job". I was referring to her comments about coworkers and women she worked with. That doesn't sound like home daycare so I thought maybe she started working outside the home.

Although I do think running an in home daycare IS a job, let's face it, it's Kristen we are talking about. She posts all day long and we've all often wondered who was watching all of the babies and toddlers while she peas all day.

Anonymous said...

Yeah I bet Kristin was talking crap about one mom and accidentally texted another mom when she probably meant to text one of her friends. Now she looks like a bitch to the daycare moms. LOL.

Anonymous said...

In her OP, Kristin never said co-worker, other people said that in comments. She just said 'someone I work with', which I took to mean a daycare mom.

Anonymous said...

FFS, ok fine, "someone I work with". That sounds like a job with coworkers and not an in home daycare/babysitting job. I wouldn't call one of my daycare kids moms "someone I work with" but whatever.

Like I said, I think she texted one of her daycare kids moms talking crap about another daycare kids mom when she meant to vent about it to one of her friends.

Anonymous said...

"Someone I work with" implies co-worker. "Someone who employs me" would be more accurate. She is being deliberately misleading.

Anonymous said...

120,121 ITA. She's also refusing to clarify. She just doesn't want to admit she was talking crap about one of the mothers because she thinks that will change the peas responses to her OP.

Anonymous said...

I find it sad that some women are so uppity and snobby that they refuse to acknowledge the hard work someone else does because of their own preconceived notions. No, I am not a childcare provider, but I do understand that it is a career, and most of them work very hard at it. (not the lazy ones, but that is a whole different post). A friend of mine is a highly sought after provider in a high-income area. She has her BS degree in child development, she has a set schedule that allows the children to thrive in her care...not just play with toys all day, but actually learn and better understand the world around them. But, I'll let her know that she really just has a 'hobby' of babysitting out of her home.

Anonymous said...

I only think one person is saying that 123.

Probably the same person who get's pissed when they ask her about her "free time" as she sits at home all day watching Dr. OZ.

I've worked in childcare, it isn't for pussies.

Anonymous said...

But, I'll let her know that she really just has a 'hobby' of babysitting out of her home.
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Would you? That would be great, she sounds a bit full of herself, she could use a reality check.

Anonymous said...

"I sent a text that was meant to go to a friend complaining about a work related experience. Instead of going to my friend, it went to one of the people I work with. NOT the person I was talking about...though it looked like it could have been...but still."

Sounds like kiki was bitching to a friend about someones kid in her daycare, instead of going to the friend it went to a different parent in her daycare.

She should be embarrassed talking shit about someones kid. If someone came to the pod and said they did that kiki would totally handslap them and tell them it's wrong to talk about kids.

Anonymous said...

Would you? That would be great, she sounds a bit full of herself, she could use a reality check.
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Are you just jealous that parents are willing to pay $200+/week for quality care? Sure, you can pay much less...but don't be surprised when your child is watching TV for 6 of the 8 hours she/he is there, and napping for the other two. Nope, she is not full of herself. She does not advertise, yet she has a waiting list that she caps out at 20 people. Being proud of what you do and wanting to be the best at what you do does not make someone 'full of themselves". Did you learn that on Dr Phil???

Anonymous said...

Too busy for Dr Phil, I have a real job.

Anonymous said...

So you are proud that you do crappy work at your job?

Anonymous said...

It would *piss* me off no end to "get" a text from kiki. But **only** because of the *stupid* way she "formats" her posts. Kiki, *if* you write clearly "enough", most *adult* readers are **more** than capable of getting the empahsis, *without* your annoying "assistance".

Anonymous said...

LOL, you will never know!!

Anonymous said...

You don't need to write it out...it's very clear. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Don't forget to text your baby sitter friend and tell her you made her look like a pretentious twat on the interwebs "better understand the world around them" *snort*

Anonymous said...

Are you just jealous that parents are willing to pay $200+/week for quality care? Sure, you can pay much less
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Not where I live.
I'd be thrilled to death if I could get halfway decent care for that little.

Anonymous said...

Ahh, yes, because kids are mindless zombies that need to stare at the TV all day. Duly noted. Please thank your babysitter for not overtaxing your precious child's brain by making him/her think while being babysat.

Anonymous said...

Not where I live.
I'd be thrilled to death if I could get halfway decent care for that little.
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I'm always fascinated by the cost of things in different areas of the country. When my DS was in Daycare, the expensive places were $150/week for an infant and $120/week for over 2! We paid $100/week...which was about in the middle.

Anonymous said...

Daycare wars: boring as shit.

Anonymous said...

I agree 37 can we have another blog bitch fight since the peas are so disgustingly boring right now? I'll start. 36, take it to the pod. You can start your own thread about the cost of daycare. Boring bitch.

Anonymous said...

PS - My friend in daycare does not text or play on the computer during care hours. She takes a 45 minute lunch at home while the kids are napping. She is *not* like Kristin!

Anonymous said...

Kiki missed out on some asterisk and apostrophes in this part:
"sent a text that was meant to go to a friend complaining about a *work related* experience. Instead of going to my friend, it went to one of the people I "work" with.
hahahaha

Anonymous said...

oh fucking shut the hell up 39

Anonymous said...

someone touched a nerve #141? Can't stand the thought that someone might actually enjoy their career and take pride in what they do? I feel sorry for you.

Anonymous said...

the stupid bitch who thinks that daycare is not a real job isn't even worth arguing with. You can't convince people out of ignorance.

and, surprise surprise, I'm not a daycare provider. I hate kids.

Anonymous said...

wow capt k hit a nerve with kiki, did you see her long ass post defended herself?

Anonymous said...

FFS 142 everyone is *bored* to death with all the daycare *career* talk already. go to the "fucking" pod with it and show your *support* on the kiki thread if it's "so" fucking *important* to you.

Anonymous said...

Um, if you are so bored, then start a new topic...don't just add fuel to the fire. Guess it takes more than two brain cells to figure that one out...

Anonymous said...

So 145, are the asterisks supposed to be funny? They're not. Just saying.

Anonymous said...

no dipshit, the asterisks are annoying. that is the *whole* point. Annoyed you didn't it?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3122640



so anyone want to speculate about the point of this thread? Is it to say what a great babysitter op is? To brag on her own kid's accomplishment? or what?

Anonymous said...

Nope 148. I'm not pathetic enough that I let posters on an anonymous smack blog piss me off. I just thought it was a lame attempt at a joke. But you go on with your bad self.

Anonymous said...

It would suck to have GailOH as a neighbor. The Mrs. Kravitz of pet ownership.

*********

She may have good intentions, but she's like PETA and has totally turned me off of ever clicking that link. Thank goodness it is finally cool in Ohio so we don't have her "hot car" PSA too.

Anonymous said...

Oh Anna, doesn't the acting coy thing ever get old? Only you're allowed to get offended or annoyed when your opinions are dismissed. You come on almost every political thread and nitpick every word "the other side" uses, yet you didn't see anyone say "smelly hippy."

I find it hard to believe you have Sylvia on ignore.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3122352

And what a bunch of hypocrites on this thread! No one was even allowed to suggest that the teabaggers consisted mostly of people living off the government without lynlam's head exploding.

Anonymous said...

Lynlam's head is constantly exploding. The gas has to go somewhere.

Anonymous said...

Have none of the Baggers mentioned the Herman Cain/race card accusation? Looks like he went from Pea favorite to persona non grata overnight.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3122448

This lady is an obsessive nutter! She keeps posting on this thread to bring it back to the top...no.one.cares!

Anonymous said...

The blog bitches were right about Kiki texting smack about one mom to another. She even admits she would have handslapped, but it *was* different for her because she was stressed. Nice try.
I hope mom 2 shows the text to the mom she was bitching about. That would be natural justice.

Anonymous said...

OMG, I had no idea Kiki was a daycare worker.

She and Typhus must be the most amazing multi-taskers in the world with as much as they post.

That, or they're neglecting their *jobs* while they're *peaing*.

Anonymous said...

155 She's like a 10 year old schoolgirl who found a smutty passage in a book that she just has to share.

Anonymous said...

Someone pass the eye bleach

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/profilePics/246606.jpg

Plastic Banana Good Time Oxycontin said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3121838

Bush clearing brush on his "ranch" (sold the day after he left office) every weekend for eight years was COMPLETETLY legitimate and not in any way done for the cameras.

Certainly didn't raise any eyebrows from the likes of Peppermint Patty.

Anonymous said...

Or Peanut Patty. Whatev. The nasty, bile-spewing, idiot one.

Anonymous said...

Bush clearing brush on his "ranch" (sold the day after he left office) every weekend for eight years was COMPLETETLY legitimate and not in any way done for the cameras.
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Or parading a plastic turkey around Iraq, pretending to feed the troops.

Damn paparazzi, sneaking up on him like that!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 157 OMG, I had no idea Kiki was a daycare worker.

She and Typhus must be the most amazing multi-taskers in the world with as much as they post.

That, or they're neglecting their *jobs* while they're *peaing*.

October 3, 2011 10:12 PM

Daycare *Owner*, not *worker*. .*Just.Sayin'*.

Anonymous said...

lynlam
AncestralPea

PeaNut 46248 - August 2002
Posts: 4943 Layouts: 41
Loc: Ohio

Posted: 10/3/2011 7:56:20 AM

A grown woman who finds it perfectly appropriate to bash a beautiful woman has NO business calling me a Beyotch!



I'll have to remember that line for the next 'Trash Sarah Palin' thread...

FWIW - I laughed my ass off when I saw that photo. Cleaning supplies? I can't even begin to imagine Michelle (or any FL, for that matter) actually cleaning the White House residence. Please.

************************

Must have had a drunken binged Biden with her and was going to clean up his vomit.

Anonymous said...

AAACK! Far too frightening a sight early in the morning! Quick! Hide the women and children!!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3122692

Anonymous said...

163, same difference.

The husband and I are business owners. When people ask, I generally say we work retail. Because we are owners and workers.

From what Kiki says, so is she.

Which means that some kids are getting ignored while she peas, a la Typhus.

Anonymous said...

A couple of comments about Lauren:

1. I actually like her new profile picture. It's a good photo of her.

2. I hope I don't beetlejuice her back into the cray cray, but she's been pretty fucking quiet since the whole education thread smack down. It's been so nice around the bukkit without the bile she was spewing on a daily basis.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 166 163, same difference.

The husband and I are business owners. When people ask, I generally say we work retail. Because we are owners and workers.

From what Kiki says, so is she.

Which means that some kids are getting ignored while she peas, a la Typhus.

October 4, 2011 1:38 AM

*The husband*

*SNORT*

Anonymous said...

STFU Lanus!

Hi Lanus!!

LEAVE LANUS ALONE!!!!111!1oneone!!1!!1!!!11

Anonymous said...

I don't get the people on the Lauren thread.

She's posted her pic before. They act like she's been anonymous up until now.

Anonymous said...

It would suck to have GailOH as a neighbor. The Mrs. Kravitz of pet ownership.

*********

She may have good intentions, but she's like PETA and has totally turned me off of ever clicking that link. Thank goodness it is finally cool in Ohio so we don't have her "hot car" PSA too.
____________________________________________

No, now it's going to be the cold weather thread. Every single day.

Anonymous said...

Dang! Lauren aged 15 years! That's what usually happens after weight loss. No more fat to plump out the wrinkles out but sag.

Anonymous said...

Weight loss does tend to allow the age to show, but a thin ass feels and looks better than a fat ass. Keep on hatin' though.

Anonymous said...

173: L'Urine is still an ass

Anonymous said...

She's still fucking ugly. Even if she was the most gorgeous woman on the outside, her personality makes her a wretched ugly bitch.

Anonymous said...

That brassy, orangey haircolor is awful on anyone, but it's extra vile on L'Urine.

Anonymous said...

Lauren: a miserable old hag inside and out.

Anonymous said...

bukkit down! bukkit down! hahaha

i saw L'urine's new avatar this am, all I have to say is that anyone who has to wear that much makeup is covering up some real ugly. now I know she's just as ugly outside as she is inside. not surprised.

Anonymous said...

In that profile pic Lauren looks like Judge Judy but with red hair.

Anonymous said...

Luring got so much ugly in her it seeped right through to the outside!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 166 163, same difference.

The husband and I are business owners. When people ask, I generally say we work retail. Because we are owners and workers.

From what Kiki says, so is she.

Which means that some kids are getting ignored while she peas, a la Typhus.

October 4, 2011 1:38 AM

*The husband*

*SNORT*

---------------

Yes, cunt, some of us have husbands. That's kind of one of the benefits of not being an intolerable twat.

*SNORT SNORT FUCKING SNORT*

Anonymous said...

Yeah well, she's clearly hit the salon and Clinique counter right before her photo shoot.

...still an ugly, unpleasant old lady, tho.

Anonymous said...

Lot's of us have husbands dipshit but so far none of us have referred to him as *the husband*

It sounds stupid that's what the snort was about.

I do agree kiki probably does ignore her daycare kids for great chunks of the day. She posts a lot. And not just early in the morning or in the evening but *all* day *long*

Anonymous said...

Should we all make mention of our new profile pictures so we can get some thumbs up and fake "you look greats?"

Attention whore.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 181 Anonymous said... 166 163, same difference.

The husband and I are business owners. When people ask, I generally say we work retail. Because we are owners and workers.

From what Kiki says, so is she.

Which means that some kids are getting ignored while she peas, a la Typhus.

October 4, 2011 1:38 AM

*The husband*

*SNORT*

---------------

Yes, cunt, some of us have husbands. That's kind of one of the benefits of not being an intolerable twat.

*SNORT SNORT FUCKING SNORT*

October 4, 2011 10:30 AM

*SNORT* again. Poor guy has to listen to that kind of shit? Sad, I feel sorry for him.

and to 183: Thanks for also recognizing what the first *SNORT* was for :)

Anonymous said...

comment to rainbow scrapper on her I think I might have hepititis thread.
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You lead an interesting life....dead dogs in the kirby, not wanting to take your "kiddo" to the doctor when she was going blind and now this. Interesting fo sho.

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let's not forget her post where she let a damn log roll out of the fireplace and it burned a whole in the wall to wall carpet in her house that she rents. she was asking for advice on how to cover it up from her landlord. ---------------------
this all coming from the queen of the teabaggers and of responsibility of ones own actions.

Anonymous said...

i meant hole^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ not whole unless she's "a whole lot of crazy." which she is

Anonymous said...

Yes, cunt, some of us have husbands. That's kind of one of the benefits of not being an intolerable twat.
_____________________________________

Come on now. Plenty of intolerable twats have husbands.

Anonymous said...

I think Lauren's picture looks nice.

Anonymous said...

From Facebook:
Suzanne Carroll Quillen
I just created a new GROUP for my baking called The Cheerful Baker. I will occasionally post recipes and that will be the place I announce pre-sales for goodie boxes. If you'd like to join this group, you can look it up, or you can let me know here and I'll add you myself. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

I think it looks nice, too. But she's still an unkind, bullying, nasty person. I'm glad I don't know her IRL.

Anonymous said...

I preferred L'Urine's old avatar picture.

Anonymous said...

yay more illegal cookie sales. Hope the health department in her area doesn't catch wind of it.

I wonder what she thought about unlicensed bakers when she was running a real bakery?
Not real happy about it I'd guess. But then those inspections and the liability insurance can get pricey.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't waste my time wondering what someone (another P) was wondering. Who gives a shit.

Anonymous said...

How do you know Squillen is unlicensed? Did she say that?

Anonymous said...

In most states you can't run a bakery out of your home kitchen, they will not license that (health department rules). And if you can't get a license, you can't get liability insurance.

In some monster hairflip thread someone had posted the laws in her state which prohibited selling baked goods out of your home.

Anonymous said...

From Facebook:
Suzanne Carroll Quillen
I just created a new GROUP for my baking called The Cheerful Baker. I will occasionally post recipes and that will be the place I announce pre-sales for goodie boxes. If you'd like to join this group, you can look it up, or you can let me know here and I'll add you myself. Thanks!
October 4, 2011 12:16 PM

Looks like ol' Squeals didn't trim her Facebook Friends list enough! It must suck not to be able to trust your friends.

Anonymous said...

According to the NYS Agriculture and Markets division, she can have a home bakery as long as she gets the proper licensing and inspections. But she can only sell wholesale unless she sells at a farmer's market, craft fair, farm or flea market. She is prohibited from selling her baked goods on the internet or through the mail.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3122705

This can't be serious...can it???!?!

Anonymous said...

Anyone have a troll ID handy? Write a post that you know of a business the is breaking state law and you don't know what to do about it...should you report it? ignore it? Don't reference a bakery...and see what kind of answers you get...especially from the squillen supporters! I'm willing to bet most of them would say to turn the business in to the proper authority...

Anonymous said...

This can't be serious...can it???!?!

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Lmao! The best part of it is her repeated blaming of the woman's breasts. Like the breasts have become sentient, and connive to steal the helpless men themselves. She also indirectly draws a parallel of women with big boobs = lascivious whores.

How many Peas have posted about their own big boobs? Who knew the board was filled with so many man-stealing hussies?

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