Friday, June 22, 2012

New Space!

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Anonymous said...

Oh why not? First.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177093

She seems nice enough and this one was her dd, but it makes me chuckle all the ef-ups she keeps posting asking for help with given her peaname.

Anonymous said...

Turd!

Anonymous said...

Apparent newbie Anniebygaslight is *slightly* pinging my radar. Not sure exactly why yet.

Anonymous said...

I agree, 4. Something about the first couple of posts from her just had me wondering. Not sure what it is yet, but she hit mine, too.

Anonymous said...

wooooooooooooooot

Anonymous said...

Bwaahaahaa!

I was going to post earlier today and ask if anyone wanted to bet when CrafterBeth was going to show up on this thread:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177101


And presto! There she is!

"I checked my calories burned from a 1/2 marathon on May 13th and one on May 27th.
1,293 and 1,250 calories respectively. "

She just can.not.help.herself.

Anonymous said...

anniebygaslight is anne marie wackadoodledoo?
that is what is setting off my radar or "weirdar"

Anonymous said...

7-I was thinking the same thing on the toenail thread and yep-there she is again. Although she only mentions running, not marathon-specific.

Anonymous said...

8 - whaaaaaat? Noooooo. Shut.Up. Don't beetlejuice her.

Anonymous said...

No way. Anniebygaslight is a adult and at least moderately intelligent. Anne Marie is a semi-literate self-absorbed bozo.

Anonymous said...

So many helicopter moms, won't let a 17 year old stay home alone for a couple days. Speaks volumes about their parenting(or, lack thereof). Way to prepare them for adulthood.
Oh, wait....adult pea kids have to stay at home, with no freedom or text messaging, well into their adult years, because mommy is so co-dependant.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I doubt that Anniebygaslight is *that* annemarie. *That* one's twattery knows no bounds, and like someone else pointed out bygaslight can at least string together a coherent sentence.

Anonymous said...

ITA 12. The shear amount of clueless helicopter parenting over there is freaky.

Anonymous said...

Anniebygaslight came waltzing in to the bukkit not with guns blazing, but still pretty strongly. My hunch is she's longtime Tier One™ pea alter.

Latrine, perhaps? GassyAnnie popped up about the time Latrine got slapped down by STJ.

Anonymous said...

Kendra's mom was not what I'd call strict.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177143

WTF, zombie. I swear I shake my head at some of the crap peas put out there about their children. Pretty sure her dd wouldn't want this shared.

Anonymous said...

Sandusky verdict in. How many threads will there be?

Anonymous said...

How did Latrine get slapped by STJ?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177129

So many peas calling these girls sociopaths. Wonder if they felt that about Romney in his hair cutting debacle?

Anonymous said...

No one knows if she was slapped by STJ, 19. If you're going to hang here you have to understand that people here make shit up all the time and then repeat it like it was gospel.

Anonymous said...

"you have to understand that people here make shit up all the time and then repeat it like it was gospel."
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And yet those same people claim to be so "above" the people at the Buckit.

Anonymous said...

Harmless prank, 20. Boys will be boys!

Anonymous said...

anniebygaslight started out as being locatded in Sheffield,UK then UK and now Blighty. Maybe she didn't want to be too accurate in case someone worked out her alter? Don't normally pay attention but she started out pretty confident for a newbie.

Anonymous said...

Hi Lauren!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177119

WTF is up with this thread?

Anonymous said...

Kendra hs always wanted to visit the UK.

Anonymous said...

The contrast in responses by some peas between the 'Mitt forcibly cuts of the hair of another kid' thread and the 'random kid cuts off the hair of another kid' is stark and oh-so very-telling. Goes something like this:

On the girls: "OMG!!! CREEPY, DEVIOUS SOCIOPATHS!!"

On Mitt: "Yawn, big deal. It was a prank, so what? WHAT'S THE SNEAKY KENYAN USURPER DOING? OMG GAS PRICES!!!1!!"


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Anonymous said...

Mapshit is such a fucking liar. Does she really think people (other than her rightwing, pope-loving compatriots) believe a single word she says?

Anonymous said...

If you're going to hang here you have to understand that people here make shit up all the time and then repeat it like it was gospel.

True dat. That's why I asked.

Anonymous said...

Mapshit is such a fucking liar. Does she really think people (other than her rightwing, pope-loving compatriots) believe a single word she says?

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Anyone who defends or supports the fucking Pope and the Catholic church hierarchy is a pedophilia-enabling and woman-hating asshole.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177119

WTF is up with this thread?

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I wonder how long she would have talked to herself had no one responded. It isn't like he died yesterday, it was in February.

Anonymous said...

Wow. That was weird.

Drunk?

Anonymous said...

Kendra always thought Davy Jones was cute.

Anonymous said...

I have a hard time believing a single pea in this thread. No wonder men are so fucked up.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3177222&org_post_to_fb=&post_to_fb=

bins full of barbies and buying your sons Tinkerbell pajamas? Really?

IICR the OP is living in Texas. Born and raised Texan here. Boys in Texas don't play with barbies unless they want to get their asses kicked.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177222

Lawra pings my radar. All her threads (at least recently, haven't researched) seem oddly controversial. Trying to stir the peapot.

Anonymous said...

Geeze Louise! What are people supposed to post about?

Anonymous said...

#37 you are supposed to post about Fiesta Wear. And Disney. And bowel movements and hystorectomies. I know I spelled that wrong but fuck if I care.

Anonymous said...

If she were a top tier pea then to hell with all of the girl toys for boys! It's astounding to me these people. I agree with you 35. If men today are a project of these women at the bukkit, no wonder men are so fucked up. This reminds me of the lady and her son and the pink polish. Weren't the peas up in arms over that?

Anonymous said...

http://www.stuffonmywiener.com/fiesta-wear/

Anonymous said...

I don't give a shit what kind of toys a kid plays with. And why should anyone else? They're toys, FFS. LITTLE KIDS with toys. Barbies and purple popsicles do not make little boys grow up gay. Teh gay is not something you can catch, FFS. If your kid is gay, it's most certainly not b/c of the toys he played with as a child.

I was born and raised in TX, btw. Sadly, there are plenty of assholes like 35 all over the country who think that men are fucked up b/c some of them picked up a Barbie when they were 3 or 4.

Now, if the OP had found her DH trying on her bras and panties, then there might be something to smack about.

But I do agree that Lawra seems to stir the pot (or try to) quite a bit. She's new but has come on like gangbusters and been posting lots of silly shit. It's like she's trying to drum up some drama-constantly.

Major attention whore

Anonymous said...

I don't give a shit what kind of toys a kid plays with.


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That^^^^


I've known too many dads who force their sons into sports and too many moms who force their little girls into fru-fru pink princess tutus and nail polish when they (the children) are obvously not really into it, but go along just to please their parents.

Let your kids determine their own identities.

Anonymous said...

Growing up I never owned a Barbie doll, but you can bet I had every Tonka truck known to mankind. I'm female, grew up just fine, and am a 0 on the Kinsey scale.

As the previous poster said, let your kids determine their own identities!

Anonymous said...

Barbies, that's great. When I was growing up I had a barrel.

Anonymous said...

I can see reading comprehension is at a low today at the bukkit.

Anonymous said...

I had my cousins second hand Barbies. They had their hair chopped off, feet cut off. Lol I survived!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177264

The adults got brag books with the birthday child's photos in it? If I got that as a party favor it would be going in the trash or "forgotten" on our way out the door. Like I want photos of some other person's kid.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure it was just family. Take a cookie and get over rude ass self.

I think it was cute stuff. Cute kid too.

Anonymous said...

I loved her sock monkey stuff, but I agree with her DH-the monkey cookies buggy eyes look they just got kicked in the balls.

Anonymous said...

That looks like it was a fun family party. Those kids are lucky to have an aunt that will do that kind of stuff for them.

Anonymous said...

44Anonymous said... 44 Barbies, that's great. When I was growing up I had a barrel.

June 23, 2012 1:18 PM

I had a bucket and two peas.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Kendra?

Anonymous said...

49Anonymous said... 49 I loved her sock monkey stuff, but I agree with her DH-the monkey cookies buggy eyes look they just got kicked in the balls.

June 23, 2012 4:17 PM

They look like Homer Sasquatch

Anonymous said...

iluv cookies is so scrapbitch, it's blatant

Anonymous said...

It's a pet PEEVE you idiot, not pet PEAVE. Christ on a crutch.

Anonymous said...

Kendra played with trucks and dolls when she was little. Mostly trucks though. She cut her Barbies' hair and made them look like punk rockers. Barbie hair does not grow back. Unless you have the special ones that do grow but even then it's not really growing it's just all rolled up in her head and when you move her arm up and down it extends back out through her hair holes. But yeah, Kendra mostly played with the trucks. Her little brother called them fucks. But don't get me started on Kendra's little brother. Let's just say the lord makes all kinds, mmmm hmmmmm, the lord, he maketh all kinds. ALL KINDS!

Anonymous said...

I'd like to hear about that time that Kendra shut the fuck up, fell off a club and died.

Your Kendra shit wasn't funny the first 800 times. It's even less funny now.

Anonymous said...

^^^^Club = cliff

Anonymous said...

Did L'Urine survive her saggy baggy surgery or did she tip over?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177309

FFS, it's a FREE bag with a few samples and coupons. Stop moaning that you haven't received yours yet. I wish Target would end the beauty bag thing--the peas get annoying about it.

Anonymous said...

STFU 60

Anonymous said...

Looks like L'Urine has a new troll alter at the pod.

SSDD.

Anonymous said...

iluv cookies is so scrapbitch, it's blatant
June 23, 2012 5:50 PM

WTF does this even mean?

Anonymous said...

Hi Beautiful Morning, AKA 62

Anonymous said...

L'Urine is BM and she's RESEARCH. Seriously, it's not that hard to figure out.

Anonymous said...

The adults got brag books with the birthday child's photos in it? If I got that as a party favor it would be going in the trash or "forgotten" on our way out the door. Like I want photos of some other person's kid.

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Well aren't you a nice person. Either that or you're about 18 or 19 years old. Grow up and look around - the world doesn't revolve around you. Most people aren't ONLY all about themselves and their own kids. They love their nieces, nephews, grandchildren, and their best friend's children. It's called life with family and friends. I have pictures of my nephews and nieces and my close friends' kids in frames and in my photo albums. It's called being a normal person.

It's not like the party guests were a bunch of random adults off the street, dumbass. They were relatives that love this child. Why else would they be at his first birthday?

The more I think about this, the more weird you seem.

Jane Doe said...

In Lauren's World:

Step 1: Be an uncontrollable miserable cunt to the entire board, have no shame.

Step 2: Realize you *might have* gone overboard in your cuntiness after the second bottle of wine.

Step 3: Post a picture of Jackie, or talk about Basil and how fucking AMAZING it is.

Step 4: Realize no one is biting and you're essentially being ignored.

Step 5: Create an alter called Beautiful Morning and troll yourself rather unsuccessfully.

Step 6: Create another alter called RESEARCH. Show everyone on the board, Just. How. Mean. those bitches are over at the smackblog. Wah! Boohoo! Etc..

Step 7: Troll your second alter with your first alter, claiming your second alter is really YOU, to deflect the heat off of your first alter.

All in days work for our resident Le Sabre Toothed Tiger.

Anonymous said...

Really? You really think that Lauren (or anyone) is going to say those things about themselves. Create two alter-egos to troll themselves?

What a dumb cunt you are Jane. And no, not Lauren although I'm sure one of you dumbasses are going to chime in with "hi Lauren". I'm just someone who sometimes has a hard time believing the stupidity that gets spouted here. And to think you call the people at the bukkit stupid. They have nothing on you. And you Jane are the stupidest dumb cunt of them all.

Anonymous said...

Wonder how long post 68 will last.

Jane Doe said...

Oh, I have no doubt that they're both Lauren. :)

And #69, I don't delete comments when someone disagrees with me! Only Kid Smack is deleted.

Anonymous said...

YOu know what's annoying at the Bukket? When people post "look at the pictures of my nephew's birthday party" and shit like that. I mean really, who the fuck cares!!?!?

Anonymous said...

Seriously 68. I'm with Jane. It's totally something that latrine would do. You're the dumb cunt if you think she couldn't or wouldn't do it.

Anonymous said...

After sass faking her own suicide and simple crafters spreadsheet and all the other insanity over at the pod-in luring L'Urine wishing death on a baby- HELL YES I could see L'Urine trolling herself-and with multiple troll Ida. It's been done by peas before. Peas who were less mean and nasty and yeasty than L'Urine.

Anonymous said...

Oops-including not in luring.

Anonymous said...

If only kidsmack is deleted then this shithole wouldn't exist

Anonymous said...

Go have another drink latrine.

Anonymous said...

HELL YES I could see L'Urine trolling herself-and with multiple troll ids. It's been done by peas before. Peas who were less mean and nasty and yeasty than L'Urine.
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worth repeating

Anonymous said...

Seriously 68. I'm with Jane. It's totally something that latrine would do. You're the dumb cunt if you think she couldn't or wouldn't do it.

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Totally agree.

There is nothing - I repeat, NOTHING - Lurine won't do in order to get attention.

Anonymous said...

There is nothing - I repeat, NOTHING - Lurine won't do in order to get attention

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Also: the fact that L'Urine has repeated, nasty board meltdowns and *always* returns for says it all.

A normal person 1) wouldn't be so shit-stirring and downright vile (for LULZ) in the first place, and 2) would have left the pod after their first or second or third meltdown. Either out of some sense of self-awaress and/or shame.

The fact that she keeps coming back time and time again demonstrates her desperate need for pea attention.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177235

I understand the concept of emergency preparedness and emergency kits... but please. She was "stranded" in an emergency room for 6 hours... definitely worthy of busting out the emergency rations. If she was that desperate, she should have ordered a pizza.

The OP's peaname is rather ironic, considering the topic of the thread :)

It's not exactly rocket surgery to keep a granola bar in your purse.

Anonymous said...

I thought the same thing 80.

There was another pea on that thread that's apparently expecting the zombie apocolypse. She carries the entire contents of a CVS in a cooler in her mom van plus food plus tools plus full changes of clothes for every family member.

So weird.

Anonymous said...

LOL This is great! I used the name RESEARCH RESEARCH RESEARCH here the other day because it was pissing someone off. Now it's a troll? Yay me! My guess it's whoever I pissed off (yes, an anonymous person but still LOL)!

Whoever used it, thanks for the influx bitch!

Anonymous said...

168*RESEARCH*RESEARCH*RESEARCH* said... 168 158Anonymous said... 158 Doesn't mean we want to research who you're talking about every time you feel the need to rename someone.

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I am so fucking sick of the overuse of the word 'research'. It is not fucking research to read a thread on a messageboard! Pull your head out of your ass!

June 21, 2012 7:52 PM

I am so fucking sick of the overuse of the saying "Pull your head out of your ass!".

MY OPINION COUNTS MORE THAN YOURS (SCREAM IT OR IT DOESN'T MEAN SHIT!! RESEARCH IT!!)

June 22, 2012 1:33 AM

Anonymous said...

Hi L'urine!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177071

Corn Crop lost thread.


This is bad news in general because these losses will undoubtedly result in higher meat prices in that area,

However, one hopes these farmers have the proper insurance, If the drought is long and bad enough, the area will be declared a disaster area and insurance and federal aid will come thru.

Anonymous said...

What a dumb cunt you are Jane. And no, not Lauren although I'm sure one of you dumbasses are going to chime in with "hi Lauren". I'm just someone who sometimes has a hard time believing the stupidity that gets spouted here. And to think you call the people at the bukkit stupid. They have nothing on you. And you Jane are the stupidest dumb cunt of them all.

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Looks like you are the stupidest dumb cunt of them all or you just found the internet yesterday.

Anonymous said...

I don't get your point 85. If they lost their crop, I hope they can get some aid so they can continue to farm.

Anonymous said...

YOu know what's annoying at the Bukket? When people post "look at the pictures of my nephew's birthday party" and shit like that. I mean really, who the fuck cares!!?!?
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You could say that about any post on 2peas. So what are people allowed to post?

Sunshine is generally a pretty nice, down to earth person and it's not like she posts stuff like that all the time.

Anonymous said...

I wonder the same thing too 88. What is acceptable to post? And I also don't get the "this pea pings my radar" shit either. Pings your radar for what? Drama? You read the board for drama no? So what's the issue?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3174195#30082982


Holy CRAP!!!!!!!!!!! Eye Bleach WTF I was NOT prepared for that one...thanks for the link "Research" ARGH

Anonymous said...

I am 98.3648% sure RESEARCH is Lauren. I guess she truly doesn't have anything better to do besides troll the NSBR.

Anonymous said...

88 & 89

Agree. Tell me, fellow blog bitches. WTF *IS* OK to post? We come here to laugh and bitch at the everyday happenings of the NSBR. I don't want it to change. It's entertaining! I WANT more drama. That shit is fun.

Anonymous said...

Would one of you bitches that have a Pea id do me a favor and ask the lost-all-my-corn farmer if she believes in climate change. Time for a Pea to RESEARCH how much farmers make in guvmunt subsidies. That farmer better have a second job cause I'm tired of them playing the farmer welfare gig.

Anonymous said...

7667676

hi

Anonymous said...

Y don't u ask her yourself Edgy. Maybe you could find some dancing corn emotocons to post too. Dumb ass

Anonymous said...

ARGH! Heartcat looks like *shit*. I can't imagine what kind of a man beast her husband would have to be to be turned on by the bleached/beached whale look.

Anonymous said...

Yikes! I didn't think Heart was crazy like that. What a weird bitch. Why hasn't she taken that shit down yet?

Anonymous said...

Iron that troll hair!

Anonymous said...

Meeting your boyfriend's step-daughter. Think about that one for a sec...

Anonymous said...

Meeting your boyfriend's step-daughter. Think about that one for a sec...
June 24, 2012 10:52 AM

Who's doing this?

Anonymous said...

Funny how Latrine showed up just after all that Research and BM bullshit.

The peas are so gullible.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177235

Bigfoot's new signature pic reminds me of Munchkinland, or Willy Wonka, or...something. It's odd even for a toddler.

Anonymous said...

"I don't think the percentage is any higher than it was for my generation.

Somewhere along the line, parents stopped trying to be parents and started trying to be friends. And I think *that* would be the direct cause of 'children' not growing up to become 'adults'...and it happens in both genders.

That said, of all the children I know, I can think of only three who are struggling to grow into adults and each of them would prove my theory wonderfully.

I think it's time to stop blaming the children and start blaming the adults who created them."

This is a Quote from Kikinicole. She thinks she is parent of the year I swear. Got preggers at the age of sixteen. Yes, you are the perfect role model. You must have crappy parents who were your "friends", you slept around and got knocked up after all. You are a Hypocrite!

Anonymous said...

I'm no KikiNichole fan, but it seems like she stepped up to the plate and parented her first kid, and has been a stable parent to all of them.

Now someone like scrappinboys mom, I'd call a parental hypocrite. AngelKriC, another hypocrite.

I can't stand KikiN most of the time, but the one thing I'll give her is I don't think she's a shitty parent.

Anonymous said...

Agree with 104. KikiN can be *really* *irritating* but At Least She Seems Like A Good Parent.

Anonymous said...

What happened to scrapaholic's son Alex? :(

Anonymous said...

he drowned

Anonymous said...

Oh please 103, probably about 75% of all the 16 year olds in the world had sex. It's just that most of them don't get "caught" because they were lucky enough not to get pregnant.

Just b/c KikiN was one of the ones that actually got pregnant, doesn't mean she has "crappy parents who were your friends, you slept around and got knocked up after all. you are a hypocrite"

Girls who get pregnant at 16 have all different kinds of parents - super strict parents, absent parents, involved parents, parents who are friends and parents who are hardworking. It means nothing.

And it doesn't mean she "slept around" either. She might've had one boyfriend. Or she might've had sex one time. A 16 year old with a serious boyfriend that has sex once is just as likely to get pregnant as a whore who has slept with 30 guys by then.

Sounds like you're a little bitter about something - why so quick to call someone a slut with shitty parents? Let me guess, you didn't like her before over something so now you're just looking for something to call her out on.

I had the picture-perfect childhood and picture-perfect parents. Seriously, it was like the freaking Cosby show. But when I was 16 all I wanted was to get a boyfriend and then get the whole 'lose my virginity' thing over with. It was this awkward thing looming ahead and I just wanted to move past it and get on with life. It felt like the entire school had done so, and I was the little baby, still a virgin. So embarrassing.

If I had found a way to have a boyfriend and have sex back then, and if I had gotten pregnant, it would've meant nothing about my parents and it certainly wouldn't have meant I 'slept around'

Anonymous said...

I agree with 104. I'm not going to bash on someone for getting pregnant at the age of 16 if they grow up and become a good parent.

There are so many bad parents at the pod-meullertime, L'Urine, etc. that I'm not going to bash on *kikinicole* for her parenting?

Her ridiculous 20 yr old ass shit and her other annoying foibles? Sure, but I don't see her as one of the parental fuckups.

Anonymous said...

Kiki is a hypocrite.

"That said, of all the children I know, I can think of only three who are struggling to grow into adults and each of them would prove my theory wonderfully.

I think it's time to stop blaming the children and start blaming the adults who created them."

Didn't Kiki struggle to? So by her words doen't that make her parents friends and not parents? she is partly wrong if her "Her ridiculous 20 yr old ass shit and her other annoying foibles?" is her fault and not thiers. KWIM. That is how her blanket statement doesn't work. Kids do what they are going to do even if they have parents who seem to do everything right.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Aslan/110 @@

Oh, you're not Aslan? You're sure starting to sound like her.

Anonymous said...

I love the boneheads that blame lauren for every new troll that comes along. Your boner is showing. Not only that, there are *WAY* to many people you wouldn't suspect that have troll accounts (Of course you'll claim you know that).

This is pure entertainment! Thanks!

Anonymous said...

@112...LOL

Anonymous said...

A 16 year old with a serious boyfriend that has sex once is just as likely to get pregnant as a whore who has slept with 30 guys by then.
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Actually, no.
The more you have sex, the more likely it is you will get pregnant.

Otherwise, I agree with you.

Anonymous said...

@#111..You'er welcome..lol

Anonymous said...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/angeldye/3515914040/

Awww if only there were two.

Anonymous said...

112 "This is pure entertainment! Thanks!"

Yes it is!!!

Anonymous said...

Interesting.

On the "Corn Crop is Lost" thread Gale W admits they have crop insurance and that the are taking a trip to California from Ohio.

I think all of the pea sympathy was a little premature. As some one who has inside information on farmers, subsidies, insurance, etc. - trust me - they will hardly feel a pinch in their wallet.

Peas are so gullible.

Anonymous said...

Interesting.

On the "Corn Crop is Lost" thread Gale W admits they have crop insurance and that the are taking a trip to California from Ohio.

I think all of the pea sympathy was a little premature. As some one who has inside information on farmers, subsidies, insurance, etc. - trust me - they will hardly feel a pinch in their wallet.

Peas are so gullible.

June 24, 2012 3:42 PM


You are so fucking lame. No one fucking cares about your obsession with Gale's corn crop.

Anonymous said...

I think you need sex education 114 if you think the more you have sex the more likely you are to become pregnant.
If you happen to have a stable menstrual cycle you can easily calculate your ovulation period. If you're well outside that period of ovulation you can have sex as many times as you like but if you happen to be a young 16 years old and have sex just the once during your ovulation you'll get pregnant.
Because you had a baby at 16 does NOT mean you are a whore.

Anonymous said...

Kendra is just about to enjoy her summer shandy.

Anonymous said...

#120, you are so full of shit. Math 101. Take it.

Anonymous said...

#122, you are so stupid. Common sense 101, take it.

Anonymous said...

Is there any background to all these Kendra posts, or is it just one dummy who thinks she's funny?

Anonymous said...

It's just L'Urine trolling the blog.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I always heard that it is possible to get pregnant the first time you have sex but the the MORE sex you have, the higher the probability of pregnancy. And if that Catholic "rhythm method" actually worked, 99% of Catholic women would not be taking birth control pills.

Anonymous said...

FFS, if you're going to be sexually active use some fucking birth control. I don't care if you're 16 or 50 just be responsible.

Just because someone gets pregnant at 16, it doesn't automatically make them a whore. And depending on how they handle their pregnancy and/or parenthood, they're not automatically a hypocrite about parenting just because they got pregnant as a teen.

Jesus, it's like Asland diappeared from the pod and came right here and started to argue with every freaking post.

If I've misunderstood and you're just curious about sex and pregnancy, there's a whole big world of information at your fingertips. Do a fucking google search if you're really that invested.

Anonymous said...

Jesus, it's like Asland diappeared from the pod and came right here and started to argue with every freaking post.
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The pod has crashed - bad gateway !!!!

Anonymous said...

#126 - how old are you???????????

You HEARD that you can get pregnant the first time you have set ! Don't you know the facts of life????????

Anonymous said...

I think you need sex education 114 if you think the more you have sex the more likely you are to become pregnant.
If you happen to have a stable menstrual cycle you can easily calculate your ovulation period. If you're well outside that period of ovulation you can have sex as many times as you like but if you happen to be a young 16 years old and have sex just the once during your ovulation you'll get pregnant.
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I'd be willing to bet you I have quite a bit more knowledge of how the human body works than you do.

Apparently I have a better grasp of statistics as well.

Anonymous said...

#126 We're not talking about the rhythm method FFS!

Anonymous said...

lol...wish I had some popcorn and a coke. Didn't know Kiki had a fan club. You guys ought to make a "Kiki Badge" so you can make it Official...LOL

Anonymous said...

Kendra is the funniest person you'll never get to meet, biotch.

Anonymous said...

114 Sorry but you're wrong. Take a probability and statistics class. I teach one if you'd like to sign up. The original person you are replying to was correct.

Anonymous said...

--Kendra is the funniest person you'll never get to meet, biotch.--

who is Kendra?

Anonymous said...

Kendra is Lauren's bitch.

Anonymous said...

Women only have a short period of time when they are fertile. Having sex frequently during this period of time will increase your chances of getting pregnant. Most experts recommend having sex at least every other day during a woman’s fertile period. It was once suggested that men with low sperm counts abstain from sex prior to ovulation to increase their sperm count. However, recent studies have not shown that abstaining improves sperm count. In fact In men with low sperm counts, the researchers found the volume of semen increased after prolonged abstinence, but the quality got gradually worse the longer the men held back." (source:www.intelihealth.com)

http://www.justmommies.com/articles/trying-too-hard.shtml

%REPLIES%%DETAILS% == Answer == Getting pregnant is only a 25% chance. == Answer == While it is true that on average one only has a 25% chance of being pregnant, this means in any given cycle. Your chances are quite good that you are pregnant if you had sex on your first day of ovulation, and your spotting is a good indicator that you have implanted. == Answer == The chances are extremely high. But don't just have intercourse on your ovulation days, continue having intercourse several days after ovulation for a higher chance of falling pregnant because the egg is continuing its way down the tube. == Answer == I suggest having sex a few days before and after you ovulate. It pretty much doubles your chances of getting pregnant! ==Answer== Very high. even days before. ==Answer== Extremely high. Ovulation is the day the egg is released, which dies within 24-48 (1-2 days) if not fertilized. The egg can only become fertilized in the fallopian tubes. the only problem with this is most people don't know how long it takes for sperm to reach the egg. ==Answer== The chances of getting pregnant by having sex around the day you ovulate is 60% in any one cycle.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_the_chances_of_becoming_pregnant_when_you_have_intercourse_on_an_ovulation_day

What could make it take longer to get pregnant?
There are lots of factors that can affect your chances of getting pregnant, such as:
Whether you have any reproductive problems, such as a history of pelvic inflammatory disease.

Your age, your diet, your lifestyle and your job.

Your partner's age, his diet, his lifestyle and his job.

Whether you are underweight or overweight.

Whether you have any chronic illnesses.

How regularly you have sex.

http://www.babycentre.co.uk/preconception/activelytrying/howlongwillittake/

Anonymous said...

#137

Are you writing a book?

Anonymous said...

Kendra's a dumb cunt whore. Kendra spread HIV all over the West Coast. Kendra's vagina is more hammered than the bottom of a rock quarry. Kendra Kendra Kendra Kendra. That shit is fucking retarded.

Anonymous said...

Hey kids. A Free class on sex ed. LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

Who broke the fucking bucket.

Anonymous said...

#137 I think 114 has got the message now !!!!!

Anonymous said...

#114 think they must have all gone to bed after reading all the sex ed on here LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

That should have been to 141 not 114 for that last post(143)

Anonymous said...

#143 Thats sad to hear. I think #137 is on the verge of posting a You tube demo next. Thier going to miss out on the fun LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177434

I must be the only one who agrees with the OP. Her DH came home early with an unexpected guest just as she started eating, hell yes they get to fend for themselves, especially if I was renovating a house all day.

Of course this does give the peas an opportunity to demonstrate how superior they are to the rest of mankind.

Anonymous said...

opps.
On #145 I meant to put they are, and not thier(I thought I should correct that, wouldn't want the grammer peas to come after me..LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

*oops

Anonymous said...

I thought the same, 146. I feel sorry for the OP since all the morally superior peas are piling on her.

It would be interesting to see what the petards would say if the tables were turned.

Anonymous said...

Oops, peatards, not petards. Stupid autocorrect got by me.

Anonymous said...

Kendra is as pure as the driven snow.

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up about Kendra, it's fucking annoying now, not funny.

Anonymous said...

@ 146 Well everyone knows that every Pea always has a stocked fridge, pantry and deep freezer! They wouldn't dare do anything to embarrass their "Darling Husband's" in public but think nothing of slaying them on an online message board.

Anonymous said...

502 Bad Gateway

Anonymous said...

ITA 153

Anonymous said...

This is a general statement based off of my brief lurking, how many goddamn spin off threads have to be made daily? Can't Pea's handle asking a question in the same thread without needing an entire thread dedicated to it? FFS.

Anonymous said...

It seems like basic courtesy to me. I wouldn't want to embarrass my DH in front of people, even if he screwed up. But then I actually LIKE my DH.

Hmm, I wouldn't want to embarrass myself either, by behaving rudely to a guest.

But you go right on thinking its only perfect peas that like to treat other people kindly.

Anonymous said...

"This is a general statement based off of my brief lurking, how many goddamn spin off threads have to be made daily? Can't Pea's handle asking a question in the same thread without needing an entire thread dedicated to it? FFS."

Nope, that would be too easy.

Anonymous said...

I'm in the minority too with that wife/husband thing. The husband shouldn't come home from a day out at golf and just expect that the wife is going to stop what she's doing and whip up dinner for 2 grown men. All they had to do was call ahead and see what the wife and dd were doing for dinner...then if there wasn't anything there for them they could've picked something up to eat. Or they could've seen the girls were done cooking for the day and ordered a pizza.

Maybe the wife could've been nicer in the way she said it, but I'm just stunned that the husband would expect to be "fed" like he's a little kid. Who thinks like that? That if you walk in the door at 5 or 6 unexpectedly, someone will magically provide you dinner? Why, because she's "the girl"? There was no plan for him to be home that day at dinnertime, let alone bring an extra guest.

On top of that the wife was working her butt off and he was golfing. What if the wife had come in from the mall and the husband had been doing the reno work? And the wife expected the husband to make her and her friend dinner? Would the replies be the same? Puh-lease. Everyone would be thinking she was crazy to expect such a thing.

Anonymous said...

"What if the wife had come in from the mall and the husband had been doing the reno work? And the wife expected the husband to make her and her friend dinner? Would the replies be the same? Puh-lease. Everyone would be thinking she was crazy to expect such a thing."

Ding, ding, ding. We have a WINNER. This makes sense, so you know it won't fly at the pod.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177444

What is with all the peas that pay with a 'gold' card? Are we supposed to be impressed that it is a gold card vs a regular credit card??

Anonymous said...

159 must be the OP of that thread, huh?

Anonymous said...

Nah, I'm 159 and I'm not the OP from 2Peas but I do wish I hadn't posted it here. I should've posted it at 2Peas instead to show her my support. But now I can't b/c I don't want to be outed as a blog bitch haaa Oh well.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177448

"When (if at all) is it appropriate to talk on the phone when going out with someone? If it is acceptable, what would the time limit be? 5 minutes? 2 minutes? 10 minutes?

Would you find it acceptable to excuse yourself and leave the table/the other person by him/herself?

When you go out with someone, do you turn off your phone?

Do you put it on the table and fiddle with it throughout?

Of course, this post assumes that emergency situations are an exception.

What say the Peas? "

Is it really that hard to figure out what to do?

Anonymous said...

Right 163, wink wink!

Anonymous said...

Everyone has a gold or platinum card these days. You want to brag, mention that you put it on your Amex Black.

Anonymous said...

Or be a grown up and just say credit card.

Anonymous said...

"What is with all the peas that pay with a 'gold' card? Are we supposed to be impressed that it is a gold card vs a regular credit card?? "

and do they keep it in a real or fake Louis Vuitton purse?

Anonymous said...

You can get a "gold card" from using a gift card for a certain amount of time/up to a certain dollar amount. It isn't exactly a status symbol.

Anonymous said...

168 why don't you ask rhondito, whose 12 year old has a Louis Vuitton purse, bought by her. Way to teach your 12 year old impressionable daughter what's important in life. Morons.

Anonymous said...

170 I was refer to this thread

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176413

don't know who rhondito is

Anonymous said...

The Starbucks gold card isn't a credit card. It's a rewards card that you have to load with money to use.

Anonymous said...

"Is it really that hard to figure out what to do?"



Is it really that hard to figure out that people like to hear what others think, 164?

Anonymous said...

#173 must not know when to answer the phone or when to make a call. I hope no one has to depend on you to dial 911, because I don't think that person will make it. Don't be stupid #173, it's not rocket science.

Anonymous said...

171Anonymous said... 171 170 I was refer to this thread

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176413

don't know who rhondito is

June 24, 2012 9:49 PM

Slowerjoes Rhondito

Anonymous said...

Here is a thought,If you can't figure out when it's appropriate to use your cell phone, maybe you shouldn't own one. Get a land line and only use it at home. Problem solved.

Anonymous said...

Everyone has a gold or platinum card these days. You want to brag, mention that you put it on your Amex Black.
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Shit - AMEX sent my 22 year old a gold card 6 months after college graduation when his first job was paying him $9/hour. AMEX gold is NOT a status credit card any more.

Kendra said...

Kendra has a gol card. She took her Capital One card that's 22% rate and spray painted it.

Then she added some rub one that make it say AMEX and now she flashes it at Starbucks to get out of tipping.

Kendra is CRAFTY, motherfuckers.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177445


and then they wonder why kids today have failure to launch

Anonymous said...

"This is a general statement based off of my brief lurking, how many goddamn spin off threads have to be made daily? Can't Pea's handle asking a question in the same thread without needing an entire thread dedicated to it? FFS."

My .02 - Most peas are attention whores, and done't want the attention spent in the original thread, so the do a spin off to get all of their own attention. :)

Anonymous said...

156 - I have started a S/O thread when the OP was so long or such a train wreck that I figured if I posted on the OP my post would never be seen or responded to because it was too sane.

Anonymous said...

If any of you are looking for someone to look up to/admire, may I suggest a lovely young lady by the name of KENDRA?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's a real class act, that Kendra.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177445


and then they wonder why kids today have failure to launch

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Well I'm far from a prude, and I usually agree that the Peas are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too overprotective, but a 13 year old girl, having a picture of herself squatting in front of a drawing of a penis with her mouth open, on Facebook? Um, no. Sorry if that puts me in the uncool mom club.

Anonymous said...

"Here is a thought,If you can't figure out when it's appropriate to use your cell phone, maybe you shouldn't own one. Get a land line and only use it at home. Problem solved.

*****

Don't be stupid, it's not rocket science. All questions asked aren't to figure out what to do, lots of times people ask questions just to see other people's take on it.

Here's a thought, 176 & 174...
if there's nothing going on at the Buckitt to bitch about, don't try so hard. Problem solved.

Anonymous said...

Well I'm far from a prude, and I usually agree that the Peas are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too overprotective, but a 13 year old girl, having a picture of herself squatting in front of a drawing of a penis with her mouth open, on Facebook? Um, no. Sorry if that puts me in the uncool mom club.
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Yeah I agree pretty gross.
Some charm school is definitely in order for that one. yuck.

Anonymous said...

This place is a ghost town today.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3177481&pg=1

OP lives in a constant state of butthurt.
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2956022&pg=1&sigtoggle=true

https://twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3096732&pg=1

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2987907

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2737369

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2834525&pg=1&sigtoggle=true

Anonymous said...

Kendra's here today!

Anonymous said...

186 was bored today!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like she's a bit socially awkward, 186.

Anonymous said...

174 here.

183 must be the the OP of the cell phone post since you seem to be so invested in it.

"Here's a thought, 176 & 174...
if there's nothing going on at the Buckitt to bitch about, don't try so hard. Problem solved."

Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle black, since it isn't stopping you from bitching. It's cute that you are trying to Enforce pea rules. Not everything needs to be discussed, most things are common sense.

Anonymous said...

"Not everything needs to be discussed, most things are common sense."







Then shut the hell up about it already.

Anonymous said...

"Then shut the hell up about it already."

It really bothers you #191, how entertaining. I think your right 176/190 the OP is upset over what you posted.

LMAO

Anonymous said...

sorry. I guess that was 174, not 176

Anonymous said...

"Not everything needs to be discussed, most things are common sense."


Have you never read any thread on the peas and seen for yourself just how many different ideas people have on any given subject?

Anonymous said...

I'm not the OP. I'm not upset. I just find your limited critical thinking skills to be moronic.

Just because someone agrees with an OP doesn't make them the OP.

Just because someone wants to know how other people think about, deal with, or hear what other people have to share about a particular subject doesn't make them unable to think for themselves.

Since you seem to think it does, your lack of critical thinking skills is extremely obvious.

Anonymous said...

Have you never read any thread on the peas and seen for yourself just how many different ideas people have on any given subject?
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People wouldn't post on this blog if we thought the peas had great, insightful, threads. We would stick to the buckkit.

Anonymous said...

critical thinking skills = Common sense
but not at the peafarm

Anonymous said...

Whether or not the peas had great, insightful, threads was not the issue, 196.

Anonymous said...

critical thinking skills = Common sense
but not at the peafarm


Apparently not here either.

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