Thursday, June 14, 2012

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Anonymous said...

Uno

Anonymous said...

thanks for the new space :)

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Jane. I love it when we don't have to go to page 2.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175692

The food allergy thread was bad enough but buttons? Come the fuck on! I can't imagine being afraid of buttons.

Anonymous said...

OMG georgiapea has a possum? Wow I wonder what her house smells like. And aren't possums dangerous?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175650

Anonymous said...

Yes, a possum in the house. She also takes her pet chicken(s) on roadtrip vacations to the beach.

Just another 2peas nutbag.

Anonymous said...

"He doesn't like to see a button on a table. When he came to visit me and I showed him my bins of scrapbooking buttons, it made him shudder."

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Jesus. These people are fascinating.

Anonymous said...

192Anonymous said... 192 you people are all fucked up. mean fucking bitchy girls. immature.

June 14, 2012 6:56 PM

Hi and welcome, bitch!

Anonymous said...

The defense of L'Urine on pepea's suck up thread is fascinating. It's like a case study of enabling and excuse making.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175676


Debbie Downer, uh I mean EllaPea.

Anonymous said...

Pennnyring didn't have food in the house growing up but played volleyball and cheer? Who paid for that-her pimp???

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175676

I can't help but think that EllaPea is rubbing her hands together with delight at this, it's given her something to whore for attention over and we all know how much she loves that.
She comes across as a total drama queen, everything she says is just so over the top, 'oh my god I got mint in my mouth'.

Anonymous said...

#5 & #6, yeah, you can add that to MY list of things that make me shudder. Her avatar is just nasty and I can't listen to a thing she says BECAUSE SHE HAS A POSSUM IN HER HOUSE!!!
Freaking nutjob.

Anonymous said...

So that's a real possum in her avatar? I always thought it was a stuffed animal.

Anonymous said...

Yes it's real. Can you imagine how her house smells with all those random animals

Anonymous said...

I also find it funny that she (GeorgiaPea) says she's addicted to WalMart's wings....lol. I've seen it mentioned on more than one thread!

Anonymous said...

BF's response in the immigration thread to Sarah saying we should go after the companies who hire illegal immigrants:

"Also because one of two things will happen - the companies will be forced to hire American workers at a much higher price, passing that price onto the consumer who isn't willing to bear it and/or they will move their companies out of the US to stay competitive and keep their profits at a higher level."

EIther way the problem seems to be with THE WAY THESE COMPANIES DO BUSINESS. How about we start cracking down on that!!!

Anonymous said...

We don't want to inconvenience those poor corporations breaking the law. After all, laws are for little people.

Anonymous said...

the problem seems to be with THE WAY THESE COMPANIES DO BUSINESS. How about we start cracking down on that!!!
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Shhh. Quiet now. Have a relaxing dose of Jesus topped with a St Reagan and it'll all make sense.

Anonymous said...

Because they've been indoctrinated to worship the almighty .001% Job Creators. You know, the ones sitting on massive profits, but aren't hiring.

40 years later and these numbskulls still haven't figured out that trickle-down doesn't work, trickle-up DOES.

Businesses don't hire/expand unless there's demand for their products/services. Period. Anyone who claims otherwise (cut more taxes for the job creators!) is an idiot.

I'm looking at you, Pineapple.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175883

I bet the staff at all her kids' schools just want to hide when they see her come in to talk to them...seems like every kid has an issue at school, but she thinks the schools should be bending over backwards to accommodate them.

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ on a bicycle, I didn't even have to look at 21's link and I knew who was flying the helicopter.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175883

And here all this time I thought that a class that was "pre-AP" would be a regular class. So "pre-AP" english would just be english. Isn't everyone who isn't in an AP class technically in a pre-AP class?

Anonymous said...

When I was in school, a "pre-AP" class would have been an honors class. Kids in honors classes were more likely to take AP classes. But it wasn't like a prereq.

I think the terminology has just changed. Not the coursework.

Anonymous said...

I was scanning the radio on the way home from work last night and I hit upon the conservative radio station and Michael Savage was on. He was frothing at the mouth calling everyone who didn't believe as he did "communists." He wasn't even making sense, and he was just saying shit to say shit...and these people that listen think that everything he says is absolutely true....it is SO EFFING SCARY.

Anonymous said...

Can someone tell Janellk that 'the Rachel' went out of style several years before Friends went off the air!! (she commented in the Costco thread)

Anonymous said...

It's official, I have a crush on 20

Anonymous said...

Sorry 27, I'm already dry-humping her leg....

Anonymous said...

ADD is deflecting and justifying like mad on her latest my-kids-are-special thread. It's so predictable. Last time it was "danger girl" and her messy pants and dirty uniforms. What was it before?

Anonymous said...

lauren never did comment on her 'nice' call out thread. Also, I don't think lauren is beautiful morning...as often as she peas while drunk, I don't think she could keep posting without messing them up...

Anonymous said...

I think BM is definitely L'Urine. Having a troll helps her case with her excuse makers. No one else would bother to troll her sorry ass.

Anonymous said...

She always has claimed she has people trolling her.

Anonymous said...

Yes she has. But BM is the only "proof" she has of anyone actually trolling her. Very convenient, eh?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1489316

LOL Found this looking for lulumoms old profile (which said Oblio was her latest troll).
Whoever faked the lulumom using lulumom. (see the period at the end) was quickly outed.

Well if you click on the lulumom. it shows the early planning of a future troll (pea2become).

So, whoever you are, you can't use that one now. *B*U*S*T*E*D*

Anonymous said...

anyone remember where baybuny is from?

Anonymous said...

fibronaby4 on the Christian grey thread:

I had no idea what a large role the tea played. I kinda giggled when I got home and saw it. DH asked what I was laughing at. Told him he would find out later...
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ewww.
pass the brain bleach, please

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175906

Anonymous said...

Ok, didn't read it and probably won't read it so what role did the tea have? @@

Anonymous said...

My "proof" that BM (Bowel Movement) is Latrine (so fitting)

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3175378

Not really proof but that thread just is so similar to how Latrine usu. posts.

Anonymous said...

I read the thread 37 and I'm not sure, I guess it's something to do with that Shades of Grey book the peas are creaming over.

Anonymous said...

39, that part was obvious. I mean what role did tea have in said book.

Anonymous said...

http://blogs.babble.com/being-pregnant/2011/03/15/mom-confession-i-think-i-love-my-son-a-little-bit-more/

If this bitch isn't a pea she should be. Who in their right mind would share something like that on the net.

She's setting her dd up for a life time of hurt.

Anonymous said...

I don't 40, I'm not connecting tea to the book, but I haven't read the book and the post doesn't seem to either. Sorry. I'm not much help.

Anonymous said...

opps sry I left out know.

Anonymous said...

I haven't read the book, b/c if the peas are all over it, it's probably pretty bad.

But the book is about sex and BDSM, right? gross naby says that tea plays a big role, and tells her husband he'll find out later why she's giggling about tea.

Pretty damn gross even if you haven't read the book or know what role tea plays. naby doesn't need to be telling the peas when or how she's gonna have sex.

Anonymous said...

Huh. I would have thought that naby's fibro pain would interfere with her sex life. Funny how that fibro pain is only debilitating when it's time to work or clean house.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175923

Oh, thank goodness. I was really wondering how she was doing @@

FFS she is the biggest attention whore ever.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to remind ella 'drama queen' pea that she said this six short weeks ago:

"Life at home isn't bad. Things are good. Her brother and my sister are dying yes. But life here isn't bad at all."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3167840#29935477

Anonymous said...

35-baybunny was an Orange County, California brand of bitch.

Haven't seen her ugly mug around the Pod for years.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3175859&pg=2

Whole lot of frothing and bigotry on this thread. And not all of it is from the usual suspects.

What is it about immigrants, documented or undocumented, that sets people off? Is it fear of the browns?

Anonymous said...

I am looking for the unhealthiest recipes I can find to submit to Squillen's lardfest of a 2peas cookbook. They've got to be pea-worthy, ya know!!!!

Anonymous said...

I disagree with the wingnuts on a lot of stuff, but illegal immigration is one of the very points where I agree that every illegal needs to be booted out.

The U.S. has some of the most liberal and easy going immigration laws in the world. If it's too much trouble to follow those laws, you don't need to be living in the U.S. period. end of story.

Anonymous said...

oops, very *FEW* points where I agree

Anonymous said...

cincuenta y tres!

Anonymous said...

no one gives a fuck if you are fifty-three or any other number

Anonymous said...

who let that pendeja angievp in?????

Anonymous said...

there is Missy Sauter, attention whoring about her son.

Anonymous said...

I am very anti illegal immigrants - no matter what country they came from.

And seriously - BF is going to be in for a major culture shock when she moves to the Dallas/Fort Worth area. Illegal immigration is a BIG problem there. Many small businesses like lawn care, restaurants, and roofers use undocumented workers. It's a major problem.

Anonymous said...

I'd take Missy Sauter's "attention whoring" once or twice a year over EllaPea's daily updates.

I've never seen MissySauter act like a peatwat or major attention whore. Why bash on her when there are asses like EllaPea who really do need to STFU?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175961

Huh. I never took her for the kind that trolled bars. I love that she mentions (more than once) how "rich" he is. Hasn't she hinted around that she's got lots of money?

I think she's strange.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how much Squillen's cookbook is gonna cost.

Anonymous said...

59 I love that he said nothing sexual. Is she a whoah?

Anonymous said...

what's a whoah?

Anonymous said...

I don't think she's rich I think she just wishes she were.

Anonymous said...

Yidle deedle

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175948
another hypofuckingcondriac to join Zella and shelly49 and Ipeaglitter.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175931

Yeah what is the question? Buy a guidebook dumbass.

Anonymous said...

it sounds like AKathy could have plenty of money if she wants to date crazy bar guy. He sounds like an alcoholic. But then again, I wonder about her drinking habits if she's hanging around this bar enough to know about HIS daily routine. Wasn't her first husband an alcoholic?

Anonymous said...

I hate fucking alcoholics. My husband is one.

Our marriage sucks. He thinks it is because I am a bad wife and won't sleep with him or do anything else with him.

I say is sucks because who wants to fuck a drunk every night and babysit a drunk on outings.

Anonymous said...

Fucking fiesta ware. Again.

Anonymous said...

Damn 68, divorce his lush ass and move on. No reason to suffer becuase he's a dick who cares more about his addiction than his family.

Don't be a meullertime!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry 68. That sucks.
My DH is an alcoholic I think and it is really hard to deal with.

Anonymous said...

Put on your big girl panties and live the life you want.

Anonymous said...

Did pineapple get rid of her avatar pic? The 'shopped one that looks nothing like her irl?

Anonymous said...

I'd take Missy Sauter's "attention whoring" once or twice a year over EllaPea's daily updates.
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No kidding. Her kid had cancer for Christ's sake.
I think I can give her a pass for that.

Anonymous said...

35 I want to say baybuny is from California but I'm not sure.

Anonymous said...

I think SueSume is one of beje/LTO's many alters. I wish she'd screw up and out herself.

Anonymous said...

EllaPea is all kinds of batshit. Who announces a death on a thread and then has an UPDATE? Did they die again????

Anonymous said...

The only valid update to a dead thread would be to report that the tomb is empty!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3175859&pg=2

Whole lot of frothing and bigotry on this thread. And not all of it is from the usual suspects.

What is it about immigrants, documented or undocumented, that sets people off? Is it fear of the browns?

I knew KKKim and the klan would be front and center. Has Leona popped out of Kim's ass on that thread yet?

Anonymous said...

You'd hear them scream to the rafters if they had to pay $4 for an apple, which is what would happen if undocumented workers were deported. God knows the the Teatards wouldn't get off their fat asses and work in the fields.

Anonymous said...

Because they' ve been conditioned to hate and blame certain groups. It keeps them busy and distracted from the folks who are *really* fucking them over.

Anonymous said...

The spin on the vagina thread is wondrous to behold.

Anonymous said...

that's true, 80. I was reading an article that said the economy of California, which we all know is already in a horrible state, would be CRIPPLED if undocumented workers were done away with. And with gas prices what they are, we are already paying WAY more for an apple today than we did 5 or 10 years ago. Just last week I bought 4 apples and paid nearly $6!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175977
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Absolutely not. Your kitchen will explode.

What kind of dumbass question is this? What's going to happen if you do?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175983
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There is no way I would put up with this if I was the spouse working all day.

Anonymous said...

85 does she not work? I didn't see that she said one way or the other but if you don't work and have two school age kids...throw a fucking chicken in the oven.

Anonymous said...

A classic moment on the immigration thread: Some dope named Mrs. Heglund ranting about how no "collages" offered her merit scholarships, and she's sure she was passed over for those lousy brown people.

If she wasn't in Arizona, you'd think Typhus was her teacher, not being able to spell the word college and all.

Anonymous said...

If Pineapple thinks vagina is a terrible word, it's very clear why she isn't getting any. She's probably the type who refers to sex as "baby dancing."

Anonymous said...

88-no, Pineapple prefers it up the ass. Always has, always will.

Anonymous said...

I knew KKKim and the klan would be front and center. Has Leona popped out of Kim's ass on that thread yet?

No,Hegland popped out of her ass. In klan threads like these someone always blames the browns for ruining their path to receiving a 'collage' education. Never fails!

Anonymous said...

The spin on the vagina thread is wondrous to behold.

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

85 & 86 you are a pair of heartless bitches

Anonymous said...

Who or what is Leona?

Anonymous said...

The pea who couldn't get a "collage" grant is also a brown. She's just a legal one who resents the more recent immigrants.

Anonymous said...

Hey momtocarkar, you're a lazy ass twat and hopefully your stupid ass husband will divorce your lazy, hypochondriac ass and then you'll have to live in the real world with those of us who work.

Get off your lazy ass and do something, you insufferable cunt .

Anonymous said...

The pea who couldn't get a "collage" grant is also a brown. She's just a legal one who resents the more recent immigrants.

Doesn't look brown in her gallery.

Anonymous said...

The pea who couldn't get a "collage" grant is also a brown. She's just a legal one who resents the more recent immigrants.

She's as Mexican as a Dorito taco from Taco Bell.

Anonymous said...

Since her dad was an anchor baby, she ought to realize how lucky she is to be here.

Anonymous said...

Hey momtocarkar, you're a lazy ass twat and hopefully your stupid ass husband will divorce your lazy, hypochondriac ass and then you'll have to live in the real world with those of us who work.

Get off your lazy ass and do something, you insufferable cunt .
June 16, 2012 10:31 AM

OMG, you are downright frightening. That girl has some serious emotional/mental/physical issues to deal with. You just sound like a jealous cow who resents having to work.

Anonymous said...

mom2carkar is also the pea who was having so many problems with her dd, I believe Satan at one point was involved.

Anonymous said...

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_251_23-rejected-covers-famous-books_p23/

Here's an Ayn Rand cover that's more appropriate for our Rand fan, Jonduh.

Anonymous said...

I also have adult onset juvenile arthritis which I got at 25
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Not only is mom2carkar a lazy slob, she's a fucking moron. Adult onset juvenile arthritis?????

Anonymous said...

mom2carkar is also the pea who was having so many problems with her dd, I believe Satan at one point was involved.
June 16, 2012 11:14 AM

She's also the pea whose demon daughter is OFF THE CHARTS gifted because she can spell basic words.

Mom2carkar is a batshit crazy hypochondriac.

Anonymous said...

Wow, all those autoimmune "disease" Peas are worthless.

Lupus is the only real disease listed there.

The rest, IMO, are just lazy pieces of shit. I feel bad that their kids and husbands have to live in filth because everything - except Peaing for hours and hours and hours - is "painful" for them.

Weird. These bitches are in too much pain to do dishes, laundry, etc., but not in too much pain to sit at a keyboard all day.

Curiouser and curiouser.

Anonymous said...

OMG, you are downright frightening. That girl has some serious emotional/mental/physical issues to deal with. You just sound like a jealous cow who resents having to work.
June 16, 2012 11:12 AM

I don't work, and I think basically the same thing about mom2caca. She's a lazy twunt.

She's not a girl. She's a grown woman who makes excuses for her lazy BS. If life is too much for her, she should do her family a favor and check herself into a psych ward.

Anonymous said...

OMG, you are downright frightening. That girl has some serious emotional/mental/physical issues to deal with. You just sound like a jealous cow who resents having to work.

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I am not the person you are responding to, but what's so scary about being bothered by lazy cows who just don't want to do anything?

For the record - I don't have to work, either. But I choose to, because we don't have kids and WTF else would I do with all that time?

I bet you have an "autoimmune disease", too, right? Let me give you a clue: NO ONE (except for people diagnosed with "fibro", "chronic fatigue" and whatever other bullshit diagnosis your doctor gave you to get you off his back believes that your 'disease' is real).

Your husband will get sick of carrying 100% of the load and will leave your ass eventually. Your kids will get sick of having a half ass parent all the time and you will damage your relationships with them.

But it won't matter. You'll waste your life on the net, typing out thousands and thousands of posts about how much "pain" you are in, and just live off of people like me, who work.

I love working. Hate that my tax dollars go to support lazy pieces of shit with imaginary diseases.

Anonymous said...

Aw, how cute that Georgiapea has "fibro" and chooses to save her energy for fun things, instead of real life.

Because none of the rest of the adults in the world have to choose to work, clean their homes, care for children, etc., in lieu of fun. No one in the real world goes to work when they're tired, or feeling unwell, or whatever.

We should all just develop imaginary diseases and sit on our asses and save our energy for fun!

Yay!

Anonymous said...

Let me give you a clue: NO ONE (except for people diagnosed with "fibro", "chronic fatigue" and whatever other bullshit diagnosis your doctor gave you to get you off his back believes that your 'disease' is real).

Your husband will get sick of carrying 100% of the load and will leave your ass eventually. Your kids will get sick of having a half ass parent all the time and you will damage your relationships with them.

But it won't matter. You'll waste your life on the net, typing out thousands and thousands of posts about how much "pain" you are in,
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So true. My mother was a major hypochondriac. I'm sure if "fibro" had been around back then, she would have latched onto that little gem.

Today, she is 65 y.o. , alone, in a nursing home (her choice-she won't care for herself),can barely walk (because she's too damn lazy to get up and move), in a nursing home, and all three of her kids have minimal relationships with her. We support her financially-because we have to/feel obligated to, and try to be cordial and civil to her. Her life is exactly as she wants it. It makes me sad, but she's unwilling to change anything.

All you nabys and cacamoms need to pay attention.

Anonymous said...

I have peaitis. What about you? (I think there are widespread cases of peaitis.)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176026

This sounds like a classic pea recipe (aka barftastic).

Anonymous said...

Your husband will get sick of carrying 100% of the load and will leave your ass eventually.
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Yep. Unless you give some *spectacular* head, you're going to end up alone, in a hoarder house, with no one willing to admit that they know you.

Why the hell would anyone-even your family-be willing to put up with a LIFETIME of whiny, lazy-ass bullshit? You better start bringing something to your relationships.

People like mom2 are complete wastes of skin.

Anonymous said...

Wait, wasn't mom2karcar the pea who was just saying a few weeks ago that she and her DH were in marriage counseling?

It will be 18 months or less and she'll be begging for prayers and support because her DH left her for some "homewrecker."

Wake up "chronic pain" bitches. The only homewrecker is your lazy, selfish bullshit.

Anonymous said...

slkone is really a holier than thou cunt, isn't she?

Anonymous said...

106, you couldn't be much farther from the truth. I am self-supporting and I rarely even get the flu. I don't go the doctor when I should, let alone make up silly diseases to suffer from. But I'm intelligent enough to see that poor mom2whatever is suffering beyond what most peas could deal with.

107, GeorgiaPea is in her 70's. Are you really complaining because she's enjoying her twilight years? You won't be happy till she gets a full time job?

What a bunch of fucking idiots.

Anonymous said...

kkrenn on the imaginary 'disease' thread:


I have RSD/CRPS and my "something" is pretty much anything that requires 2 hands.
I am so very blessed that my 2 dd's (14 & 13) do all of our housework and most of the laundry. My amazing DH does everything else and on the days I can't cook any one of them takes on the job. It might mean we only eat mac & cheese or pb&j but we eat.

They love and take care of me better than I could have ever hoped for and being cursed with this dibilitating disease has made me realize just what an amazing family I have!

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Um, is it just me, or does TYPING require two fucking hands? Like I said: It seems like these "diseases" only creep up when these bitches have to do something they don't want to do.

I am so sick of the entitlement that permeates the Peas. Either mom's an entitled, lazy cow with an imaginary disease, or she's crying about her little snowflake's imaginary disease not being accommodated.

Why do all the regular people have to pick up the slack for these lazy, worthless, pieces of shit?!?!?

Anonymous said...

LMFAO @ "suffering beyond what most peas could deal with".

And you know this...how?

My mom and dad work harder than anyone I've ever met. Both have had serious injuries and suffer from chronic pain.

And yet....they still manage (even in their twilight years) to keep their home up, my dad works part time, etc.

We come from the school of thought that you work through the pain because it's no one else's job to take care of your lazy ass.

Guess my parents taught me wrong. I should see what "disability" I can develop so that I never have to lift a finger again.

Anonymous said...

Wow, Sharl is a passive aggressive pussy. Just say it or shut up.

Lol scrapsuzy. Love #2. I really wanted to give another answer, but would be tarred and feathered here for it.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176048

Anonymous said...

Amen, 117.

Oh, noez! Will I go to hell for using "Amen" incorrectly? Better check with Skybar....

Anonymous said...

Um, is it just me, or does TYPING require two fucking hands?
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It's just you, you fucking retard. Typing requires just one finger and, in some instances,a lot of determination.

Pick on what you like but make sure you are pretty secure in your information about what others can do.

Hell, some even do it with their toes - you know, the ones with disabilities but who still have the desire to communicate with others (probably others who see the world different to you).

Anonymous said...

^^LMFAO!

Um, okay. Sure....I bet kkrenn typed that whole thing out with one finger or with her toes :)

Or maybe, just maybe....spending time on message boards is more fun for her than housework, so her two hands work a little better when she's typing :)

Anonymous said...

Also, how dare you compare made up diseases to real disabilities.

Here's a clue: If you have to go to countless doctors till you get a diagnosis of a "disease" whose actual existence is debatable, chances are you don't have a real disability.

Cancer, CF, MS, etc.....those are real diseases.

Quit insulting the people who live with those diseases - and more pain that your pathetic "fibro" ass ever could imagine - by calling yourself sick.

I know people with terminal fucking illnesses that do more housework than the lazy Peas on that thread. I'd be ashamed to admit that I am worthless as a wife, mother and human being.

But hey....to each her own, right?

Anonymous said...

So who decides what diseases are real enough for you? Someone on the last post said rheumatoid arthritis isn't real. Last time I checked it is. Seems everyone has their own rules on what's okay and what isnt.

Anonymous said...

There are a few peas on that thread with real diseases.

But I think most of the medical establishment is pretty convinced that things like "fibro", "chronic fatigue" and a few of the other "diseases" I saw mentioned are bullshit.

Nice try at deflecting, too.

You chose to gloss over my point that many people with real and debilitating diseases manage to do a lot more than the lazy pieces of shit in that thread. My best friend's mother - who has terminal breast cancer :( - has managed to keep her home clean throughout 8 years of hellish treatments for her disease. She managed to take care of her family while suffering through pain that most of us truly cannot fathom.

Sure, she's had help, but the point is that she's always TRIED.

You're being willfully blind if you want to pretend that most of the Peas on that thread are using "disease" as an excuse to be fucking lazy.

And the only reason you're defending them is that you're probably a "fibro" pea, too.

Anonymous said...

FFS not defending anything. I just asked a simple question. No diseases here either.

Anonymous said...

To answer your question, medical professionals get to decide who has a disease and who does not.

My understanding is that the majority of the medical community thinks "diseases" like fibro, chronic fatigue, etc. are NOT REAL. There are no tests for these "diseases"; they're just labels that are slapped on people who will doctor shop till they get a diagnosis.

One of my friends is a nurse in a local ER. She says that, in the medical world, "fibro" is code for "drug seeking hypocondriac".

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3171704

So why are they kissing up to scrappower? Thought she was a troll?

Anonymous said...

I'm a fibro pea
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They're so fatigued and lazy they can't even say the whole name. FIBROMYALGIA.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176065

Girlfriend, online dating ain't what messed you up in the head. FFS. This is going to be fun.

Anonymous said...

Who let the fucking fibro whiners in?

Fibro is bullshit. making excuses for fibro "sufferers" is bullshit.

get off your lazy ass and deal with life. You know, the way that everyone else does.

Anonymous said...

Cancer, CF, MS, etc.....those are real diseases.

Quit insulting the people who live with those diseases - and more pain that your pathetic "fibro" ass ever could imagine - by calling yourself sick.
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A-fucking-MEN!

Anonymous said...

Scrappower wasn't a troll, just a cunt.

Anonymous said...

The only person who thought scrappower was a troll was L'Urine. Her personal troll.

Anonymous said...

Scrappower wasn't a troll, just a cunt.

OH! Thanks for clarifying that.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, scrappower is just a thundercunt with a massive chip on her shoulder. If she were a right-ring frother, her and L'Urine could be BFFs.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176065

Girlfriend, online dating ain't what messed you up in the head. FFS. This is going to be fun.
__________
Did ya see Ellapeas' response about being raped??? FFS....she needs some help

Anonymous said...

107Anonymous said... 107 Aw, how cute that Georgiapea has "fibro" and chooses to save her energy for fun things, instead of real life.

Because none of the rest of the adults in the world have to choose to work, clean their homes, care for children, etc., in lieu of fun. No one in the real world goes to work when they're tired, or feeling unwell, or whatever.

We should all just develop imaginary diseases and sit on our asses and save our energy for fun!

Yay!

June 16, 2012 12:40 PM

She works, fyi.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176047

I-95 bitching because the state of Florida won't pay for care for her disabled children because they did a home check and decided she could afford the care for them herself. Why the hell should the state pick up the expense if someone can afford to care for their own children's needs, disabled or not. Shouldn't state help only be those who can't afford it? No wonder most states are in the red! I'd be embarrassed to admit I expected help when I clearly didn't need it.

Anonymous said...

Pes seem to live in some strange little world where they are entitled to anything they want, but all the rest of the unwashed masses are bloodsucking leeches.

It's fascinating in a sick kind of way.

Anonymous said...

If maddieksmom's real name somehow traces her back to the peas and this dudes are googling her that maybe why they lose interest. She hasn't exactly came across as stable in all of her divorce postings.

Anonymous said...

maddieksmom is a hot mess. She's been a basket case since before her divorce. I'm surprised her ex stuck around as long as he did.

The sad thing is, she just ignores the good advice and keeps glomming on to the enablers that pat her on the head and tell her how it's all someone else's fault.

She's a dumb twat.

Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to understand why sisterBDSQ's fiance killed himself.

She's a nightmare.

Anonymous said...

That's a little over the top there psycho nut.

Anonymous said...

Agreed with 142. It's uncalled for.

She might be a bitch, but there are plenty of bitches on 2P. She's not the reason her DF killed himself.

Anonymous said...

141-Ha! I happen to agree with you.

Anonymous said...

She's not the reason her DF killed himself.
June 16, 2012 4:53 PM

I'm sure she was a factor.

Anonymous said...

144Anonymous said... 144 141-Ha! I happen to agree with you.

June 16, 2012 5:00 PM

Surprise! Surprise! Another twat on the bitch blog!

Anonymous said...

Fibro is real bitches! You are all just jealous!

Anonymous said...

My top 10 pea bitches:

1. L'Urine
2. Mrs. Tyler
3. PJaye
4. SisterBDSQ
5. AnnaBanana
6. BurningFeather
7. NightowlScrapper
8. CindyUpNorth
9. KelPea
10. NicoleinTX

Top 10 batshit crazy peas:
1. Skybar
2. EdgyCoolness
3. EllaPea
4. Steffie
5. momtokarcar
6. maddieksmom
7. lostinspace
8. LeftTurnOnly
9. momtokarcar
10. Zella
11. IPeaGlitter

10 just wasn't enough.

There are so many more, but these are my top 10.

Anonymous said...

Surprise! Surprise! Another twat on the bitch blog!
June 16, 2012 5:07 PM

I'm not surprised you're here. Welcome, fellow twat!

Anonymous said...

Oops, I can't count. mom2carkar is so crazy, I accidentally listed her twice.

Anonymous said...

Mariah2 belongs on that list. Probably both of them.

Anonymous said...

149Anonymous said... 149 Surprise! Surprise! Another twat on the bitch blog!
June 16, 2012 5:07 PM

I'm not surprised you're here. Welcome, fellow twat!

June 16, 2012 5:15 PM

You're so witty! (Check the psycho shit at the door please.)

Anonymous said...

Well, she's wittier than you, 152 @@

Anonymous said...

153Anonymous said... 153 Well, she's wittier than you, 152 @@

June 16, 2012 6:30 PM

Psycho nutter is back again talking to her self. You should up your meds 153.

Anonymous said...

9. KelPea
10. NicoleinTX


who??? You forgot Scrapwench and Batya

Anonymous said...

11. Squillen
12. Pe@ce
13. Captain K

Anonymous said...

Sass will always be number one bat shit crazy pea to me. And Sammy/9toes/whatever the fuck her name is now is right under her. Serious crazy.

Anonymous said...

Yes, squeals definitely belongs on the top bitches list.

CaptainK is just a troll, so meh on her.

I don't remember Pe@ce going all cunty-what did I miss???

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175824

For the love of god put on a fucking bra.

Anonymous said...

Sass and Sammytoes aren't around much anymore, but I do agree on the serious crazy.

I feel so sorry for Sass's kids.

Anonymous said...

ADD_Housewife and Bostonheart (even though she hasn't been round much lately) are on my cray cray list too.

Anonymous said...

So Georgiapea has a possum, and a new dog that's showing aggression. Hmmm...

Anonymous said...

158Anonymous said... 158 Yes, squeals definitely belongs on the top bitches list.

CaptainK is just a troll, so meh on her.

I don't remember Pe@ce going all cunty-what did I miss???

June 16, 2012 7:27 PM

I think Squeals doesn't qualify for the bitch list.

Need a Schiller List and a Cow List

She'd top both of those.

Anonymous said...

Muellertime needs to be near the top of the batshit list.

I'd move Edgy down a bit. I suspect she fronts crazy as a defensive maneuver vs. sincere Skybarian lunacy.

Anonymous said...

And put MissBitts and T-Rex beneath just beneath Typhus on the Cunt List.

Miserable twats, both of them.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget our self-satisfied Pineapple!

Anonymous said...

I didn't make a frother political list but Pineapple and Typhus would be right near the top. Skybar would of course top it. Lynlam would also be in the top 5. There are just so many of them. PunchPrincess although she does seem to have toned it down a bit lately. RainbowCrapper would be another near the top. Ditto for Leone. CuntyHam would be a bit player on the list. I don't think we could limit the top political frothers to just 10.

Anonymous said...

CraftChickaPow is another rabid frother. And of course, Nightowl. Aslan. Totally agree on T-Rex.

Anonymous said...

Edgy is left's version of Skybar.

Anonymous said...

ITA, 168. I forgot about CraftChickenpoop and the others.

Anonymous said...

Sammel/OldPeaStillLame should be high up on the Batshit List.

Anonymous said...

It's kind of overwhelming how many flat-out lunatics populate 2Peas.

Anonymous said...

I know! It's very hard to limit it when you start talking top 10.

Anonymous said...

On the 'Does a hell exist?' thread, I was going to post "no it doesn't"
Then I looked at the list of posters - if you put me in a room with Skybar, Typhus, Edgy and mom2carkar in it now THAT would be my definition of hell.
I'd suffer a psychotic break within the first 5 minutes. Much worse than any hell God could dream up.

Anonymous said...

You're very weak 174.

Anonymous said...

MissJen is up there near the top on the cunt list.

Anonymous said...

I admit to not being the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to grammar, so will someone please explain what the problem is with PghScrapper's reply and why Aggiemom92 is cracking on her for it.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175883

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176155

I'm not really all that surprised, if she hadn't had that last kid I'm sure he'd have left earlier.

Anonymous said...

Aggiesmom92 is deluding herself if she thinks employers are going to give her kid the kind of breaks schools do. When a boss says they want something by 4pm they want it at 4pm. Not the next day because special snowflake doesn't like deadlines or needs time and a half like a lot of kids now get on tests due to ADHD.

The employer may be tricked into hiring some of this darlings but once they start fucking up there won't be accommodations there will be terminations.

Anonymous said...

I don't think most of the special ones will even get hired. If you ask for all the accommodations they need I'm sure someone else will be found for the job.

Anonymous said...

The ones who really don't have special needs might be able to get low-skilled jobs, like in retail, if only for legal reasons. Then the people who actually work will have to pick up their slack in addition to doing their own jobs. And a new generation of peas will whine about the poor conditions some stores are in. Been there, seen it happen.

Anonymous said...

166 - Who is Pineapple?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176155

Crazy, white trash Avedadiva just found out her DH is having an affair with her BFF.

Ok, blog bitches! What do you think? Could it be true? She is crazy, and has a total white trash life? Or could it be false? She's crazy and a total attention whore.

Anonymous said...

178 & 183-Yeah, I think the pregnancy was a last ditch effort to save the marriage, which never works. I remember DH and MIL complaint posts.

notsobitchytoday said...

I think it's true, and I think it sucks. Cheating husbands don't span only one socioeconomic status so I'm not sure what her being white trash has to do with it, or how that makes her crazy.

Anonymous said...

I swear I remember the stupidest shit from Two Peas.

Didn't Avedadiva(Micki) once post how she has a sex towel and she makes her DH pull out before he comes because she thinks semen is gross? I think a lot of Peas chimed in and posted that they do the same thing. I just thought it was the weirdest thing that grown women would feel that way about their DH. I guess it never occurred to me that couples do this regularly and not because they're trying to copy porn, (haha).

Anonymous said...

186, I think MORE PEas could stand to use a towel, you included. Maybe there'd be less snowflakes in need.

Anonymous said...

187-Your post doesn't even make sense. Are you suggesting that the pull out is effective birth control? That's scary and probably creates more snowflakes than let's say, a vasectomy which is the case with my DH. Obviously it didn't work for Avedadiva, she got pregnant for the 4th time.

I think you were trying to post something smart and funny but it was a fail.

Anonymous said...

Future employee: I need extra time on that project because I have ADHD and my fibro pain is flaring.

Future employer: You're fired. GTFO.

Anonymous said...

I admit to not being the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to grammar, so will someone please explain what the problem is with PghScrapper's reply and why Aggiemom92 is cracking on her for it.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175883
*****************************
Yeah - I don't get Aggiemom92's problem either. Maybe she's a SPECHUIL snowflake herself!

Micki's exBFF said...

I think Avedadiva's post is just so full of win. It's hilarious that the husband is fucking her best friend. Obviously the best friend doesn't make him use a sex towel.

Anonymous said...

"If maddieksmom's real name somehow traces her back to the peas and this dudes are googling her that maybe why they lose interest. She hasn't exactly came across as stable in all of her divorce postings"

wow, you are really that retarded?

Anonymous said...

Huh. i didn't know that about Micki and her sex towel, but that is on par with some of her other crazy she has posted over the years.

She is totally white trash, and she LOVES the drama. She has had so much marriage drama, MIL drama, kid drama, and BFF drama that this was a given.

I think she's been living in denial for a long, long time. Sucks for her kids, though. And even though she's a white trash drama whore, it does suck that her DH would cheat on her like that instead of just being upfront about wanting out.

Fasten your seat belts, blog bitches. I'm sure we're going to get multiple drama threads of all the divorce proceedings.

Anonymous said...

maddieksmom and avedadiva96 both on page one, then add in EllaPea 'hey, I tried on-line dating, got raped, waited a couplea months and got right back into that bad boy' and we are heading to a perfect storm.

Anonymous said...

I admit to not being the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to grammar, so will someone please explain what the problem is with PghScrapper's reply and why Aggiemom92 is cracking on her for it.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175883
*****************************
Yeah - I don't get Aggiemom92's problem either. Maybe she's a SPECHUIL snowflake herself!
________________________________________________

" The number of children, just on this message board alone, who cannot deal cope with in school without special help, adjusted deadlines, aides, modified curriculum, lowered grading standards and a host of other "accommodations" is staggering."

{who cannot deal cope with in school without special help}

I happen to agree with the sentiment but her response was a mess.

Anonymous said...

I bet avedidadiva's MIL is THRILLED!

Anonymous said...

All those snowflakes will get hired and then companies won't be able to fire them under ADA!!!

And I agree - Avedadiva's MIL is doing the happy dance right now.

Anonymous said...

I dont think Micki's situation should be fodder

Anonymous said...

Micki isn't a nice person. Like attracts like.

Jane Doe said...

New space is up!

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