Sunday, June 17, 2012

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Anonymous said...

Carry on!

Anonymous said...

I'm the one that posted about the sex towel. I do really feel bad for Micki. It's one thing to be cheated on by your husband but then he does it with what you thought was your best friend? That's horrible. The friend probably listened to Micki vent about her husband then turned around and used it against her to rope in the jerk. If Micki stories about her friend are true and the lady is a crazy liar, faking pregnancies and shit, then they both deserve each other.

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate my DH, can't tolerate his shitty attitude, him existing in my house, want to stab his eyes out with a steak knife.....how do I clean that up in a post to get sympathy from the peas?

Anonymous said...

3..say you two had a fight and he slapped you. Now you're afraid for you and your kids. Then in a week say how he came into the house drunk and you just HAD to stab him with a steak knife. To save yourself.

vdt said...

#3
just say he bit you when you tried to take away his food.

Anonymous said...

197 All those snowflakes will get hired and then companies won't be able to fire them under ADA!!!

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Most employers are smart enough to come up with a reason to fire you without saying it's because they don't want to deal with your "accommodations".

Anonymous said...

5 FTW

And micki is completely acceptable fodder. She LOVES the attention this is getting. She put it out there precisely so people would talk.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it nice that Scrapmom Spongepants is trying to comfort Mikki on her thread about her cheating DH and BFF? She's a FUCKING CHEATER herself! Or does the fact that she IS a cheater make her more experienced in these matters? She can tell Mikki's she'll get through it because she's witnessed her ex " getting through" it? What a cunt!

Anonymous said...

#5 - who says I feed the bastard?

Maybe that's the problem? ;)

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176118

I wonder if she ever decided to let her ds get texting with his phone.

Anonymous said...

Spongemom is a hypocritical twat. I'm sure the last thing a cheated=on wife wants to hear is stupid platitudes from a cheating homewrecker.

Anonymous said...

I don't know 11 but the bitch can't keep her user names straight.

Anonymous said...

12-from your mouth to God's ears.

Slutpants really needs to just STFU on cheating threads. Her platitudes mean NOTHING.

Anonymous said...

But it was her high school bf, how can you discount love like that!!!! I'm sure her exdh was just a p.i.g. pig!

Anonymous said...

Just in case she deletes when she see's she's a dumbass who can't keep her troll account separate from her regular id.

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Posted: 6/16/2012 11:13:36 PM
Do you have to sign 2 contracts with Amazon like you do with walmart? How is easy is it to start service with a new provider online? And transfer your old number? We have always done it in person. But Amazon has better prices on phones.


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Posted: 6/17/2012 1:48:50 PM
Thanks, if I have a contract I don't see changing my phone before 6 months.

Anyone know how they can charge a lower price then others? I know Walmart does the same thing. Makes me wonder if it would be any different then buying straight from a Verizon store.
PS: Is the fee $35 for everyone phone we activate? Not loving the $140 to start with a new co. But want to rid of Sprint.

Anonymous said...

hotpants slutmom definitely need to shut the front door but she also needs to tell the manly pea to stop with the bullshit.

"He's a real clean freak though who lived alone for the last 17 years before we married"

The manly pea did NOT live alone for the past 17 years prior to breaking up her marriage.

Anonymous said...

12Anonymous said... 12 Spongemom is a hypocritical twat. I'm sure the last thing a cheated=on wife wants to hear is stupid platitudes from a cheating homewrecker.

June 17, 2012 3:06 PM

So, she cheated? (Don't flame to keep up lmao - I really didn't see her ever say it, anyone have a link perhaps? or remember what was said?)

I believe it, I just don't recall reading it. I always assumed she and her last husband had broken up before she hooked back up with this guy.

Links would be good but - whatever.

Anonymous said...

18-Slutpants went from "I am getting a divorce" to "I am getting married" in about a hot minute.

It was pretty obvious that she hooked back up with the Great White Hunter way before her marriage was over.

BUT, I am not sure if Manly was married during all this or not?

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine that manbeast being an upgrade unless her husband was a complete and total piece of shit,

Anonymous said...

ITA 20. He's shudder inducing. How bad did the first husband have to be? Gah, so gross.

Anonymous said...

Let me give you a clue: NO ONE (except for people diagnosed with "fibro", "chronic fatigue" and whatever other bullshit diagnosis your doctor gave you to get you off his back believes that your 'disease' is real).
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Fibromyalgia has been recognized as a diagnosable disorder by the US National Institutes of Health and the American College of Rheumatology.

And before you ask, no I don't have Fibromyalgia.

Anonymous said...

I wish someone would just lock all the fibros up together and throw away the key.

Anonymous said...

Hey momtocaca, no one gives a shit about your "chronic pain."

Newsflash: everyone deals with pain. You are not more special than anyone else.

Anonymous said...

Slutmom got caught with the manly pea while she was still married.

Public Records:
(b) XXXXX XXXX vs. Angie E. XXXX 2009-DR-16-0518

"I represented the husband in this case. This case involved both of these issues, together with Alimony, Child Custody, Child Support, Visitation, and Exclusion of Non-Marital Property. The husband’s Private Detective had produced evidence of the wife’s (slutmom) adultery. This case was very complicated and several Hearings were held in this case. A four-day Final Hearing was scheduled but prior to the Final Hearing, the parties reached a detailed written Agreement which provided for Joint Custody, the husband being granted the sole ownership of the former marital residence, a bar to Alimony to the wife, a division of personal property between the parties (which included the husband being the sole owner of some non-marital property – the pre-marital value of his Retirement Account). At the shortened Final Hearing, the Court approved the written Agreement and the parties were granted a Divorce by Decree dated January 27, 2011."

It started in 2009 when the manly piss contacted her through facebook. (I am fb friends with him.)

XXXX XXXXXX XXXXXXXXX Hey Angie, XXXXXX XXXXXXXXX here, sent you an email at your yahoo name,email me at XXXXXXXXX@yahoo.com
February 19, 2009 at 9:01pm

The entire family is one big adulterous clusterfuck.

I am friends with one of the manly's ex girlfriends, know all of his ex-wives who also divorced him for adultery and used to be good friends with one of his "shack ups" who kicked him out after several years of tolerating him while she renovated an old home. The manly piss is a whore.

Greenwood SC says thank you for the entertainment!!

Anonymous said...

I remember threads where married people were saying it was ok to converse with old friends of either sex. That email isn't very telling there 25. Whatever though.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176215

Wow she makes it sound like they have such a lovely marriage.

And really? She can't set up skype? Maybe she needs some accommodations.

Anonymous said...

Uh I don't see how skype is more convenient than a quick cell phone call?

Anonymous said...

Mr Hunter Man sounds like quite the catch. Not.

Anonymous said...

Yeah because your employer is so going to want you to have extra time on projects and noise cancelling head phones.

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"for example, or extra testing time or the ability to wear noise canceling headphones during testing." ~ micki

"The accommodations my son receives are ones that are not exceptional and are reflective of things DONE in the workforce." ~ micki

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She likes to refer to him as Sheldon Cooper but he couldn't make the 80 percent to stay in his school. I really don't think the kid is as smart as Sheldon, just socially awkward I'm guessing.

And where should the schools draw the line? So you waiver the kid who gets a 79 instead of 80, should you also waiver the kids who got 78 or 77? What about a 75? That's pretty close to 80.

The whole "they didn't meet his iep" bugs me. Why wait until the end of the year and try and get it waived. She should have been making sure everything was in place and not letting things slide.

She probably ignored it so she'd have some grounds to appeal.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176215
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Wishing your husband dead because you're too much of a dumbass to set up skype.

Classic peas.

Anonymous said...

Interesting info, 25. But none of it is a surprise.

Somehow it just seems worse to me when a mother does that kind of shit to her kids. I expect men to be stupid assholes, but a mom should know better than to drag her kids through the mud like that.

So gross.

Anonymous said...

Here's a handy dandy little thread for figuring out facebook peas:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=2945564

Anonymous said...

Greenwood SC says thank you for the entertainment!!
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AdulteryMom is from Greenwood? No wonder she sounds so familiar and so phony. I used to live there. (And I didn't like it one damn bit.)

Anonymous said...

wow.stupid move.people put way too much shit out on the internet.

Anonymous said...

Jeebus, everything Slutmom has said about her divorce is a lie.

Her whoring around had to be pretty bad and blatant for her husband to be able to stick it to her like that in court. Good for him-he protected his assets from his cheating, money grubbing wife.

I'm sure her nasty hambeast of a new husband is a real winner, too. They deserve each other.

Anonymous said...

FFS, how many exes does slutmom's husband have? 25, you're also a pea? talk about a small world.

I would say that slutom probably regrets being so stupid about putting her info out there, but people that low-class rarely see a problem with strewing their trash around.

Damn, what a hot mess.

Anonymous said...

If I'm reading 25 right spongemom only has the one exdh but her new dh has a few exs. Either way she sucks and is clearly not a genteel southern lady.

Anonymous said...

38 here. Yeah, I was asking 25 how many exes slutmom's new husband has.

Anonymous said...

Micki seriously needs to lock down her internet shit. I found her FB page in less than 90 seconds with a simple google. Her FB is wide open, too. Stupid.

Same with her posts at 2peas. She has used her real name and has plastered so much shit about Chris Young out there that she is beyond easy to find.

Oh, and btw, her MIL is so goddamned trashy it's not even funny. Holy shit. Trash doesn't begin to describe Micki and her family and friends by the looks of her internet footprints.

Gag.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like he has at least 2. And cheated on them both.

What's the over/under before Spongehead comes crying to the Peas after discovering that Manly has had girlfriends on the side?

I give it two years.

Anonymous said...

Two years tops. The real puzzler is that there are women out there willing to screw that nasty hambeast. It's baffling.

Anonymous said...

Yes it is.

Anonymous said...

lmao @ Cycworker giving marital advice on the Micki thread.

Anonymous said...

cycworker is a waste of skin. If there's one constant in the world, it is that she will ram her stupid, useless opinions in on things that she has absolutely zero experience with.

She was the first person I ever put on ignore.

Anonymous said...

So 25, if you know them, post the ex's pic. Or a link at least.

Anonymous said...

And of course, cyc's advice is to take him back if he comes around wanting to reconcile. Sometimes I think she's just a troll who says stupid shit to try and rile people up or see how long it takes before someone says something about her idiot opinions.

Anonymous said...

Jesus H. Christ, it seems like every single one of ADD housewife's kids has failed to meet their schools' requirements, no matter how low the school has set the bar.

That idiot takes entitlement to a whole new level.

It's great that she keeps churning out the fucktards every year. More little snowflakes to pollute the gene pool. Awesome.

Anonymous said...

Hey. Maybe we should deport all the inept, worthless drain-on-society special snowflakes?

Anonymous said...

I really do feel bad for ADD housewife having kids with so many problems.

However to put the current problem in perspective I'd like to say this:

Way back in the dark ages when I was in school, our grading system was pretty tough. A score of 92 was a B+ and a 93 was an A-. And no I'm not of begging screaming yelling or kicking by any parent was going to change that it was what it was.

I am beyond tired of so many parents with special needs kids that try to make so many demands of the school systems to change grades for their convenience. The score he got is the score he got. Get over it.

Anonymous said...

Should have said. "no amount ". Ugh stupid iPhone.

Anonymous said...

Yikes. I didn't know all of that about sponge mom. That information really puts a whole different slant on what I think about her.

Am I reading that right? She divorced in 2011? Wow! I thought she really married last year. How the heck long did she wait to get remarried?

Anonymous said...

She had to marry him quick 53, her exdh divorced her and basically left her with nothing. (I don't blame him, peas are always saying take your cheating ex for everything.) You know that bitch doesn't have any marketable skills. She'd be lucky to get a job at wal mart as a cashier.

Anonymous said...

Wow micki really does need to secure her facebook. I just learned we are from the same hometown. Aren't I lucky.

Anonymous said...

I am reading Micki's facebook page too and there is a post where she saw a very very impoverished family in a store that bothered her so much she called the store and inquired about them. She put together donations and Easter baskets for the children. She sure seems to be a good person and doesn't deserve the shitstorm she is in.

Does anyone know the name of the supposed "friend" that stabbed her in the back?

Oh and to that "friend" if a man will do it with you, he will do it to you, so just hang on a while and he will be cheating on you too. How can you look yourself in the mirror?

Anonymous said...

Wow so basically Spoogemom HAD to marry the hambeast, she ended up with nothing from the ex.

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Anonymous said...

From what I read he was able to keep "the pre-marital value of his Retirement Account". I'm sure she received what was earned toward this account while they were married.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3126185

An older thread where she talks about her friend losing the baby. Micki truly cared about this friendship. I think this is all a blessing in disguise - she can get the hell out of dodge and leave the loser, his loser family and her loser friend all behind. I hope she takes the kids far away from all that bull shit.

Anonymous said...

I'd have more sympathy for her if she wasn't such a drama queen. I know this is a very sucky time for her but her actions before now make me like "whatever". It's just hard to care.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2714793

Here's that thread about her best friend and friend. I think it's perfect that her conniving "best" friend end up with the loser husband.

Anonymous said...

Wow I couldn't even get through her op, so which "best" friend stole her dh?

Anonymous said...

Not sure of this, but there were photos on her Facebook of a family that appeared to have children the same ages as hers. I would guess that was the person. Just in case it was, I sent some bad juju her way. lol. I cannot stand cheaters.

If all women would just stick together and have our own sex's back, there wouldn't be any opportunity. Imagine how much more adjusted society's children would be if there were no such thing as affairs.

Anonymous said...

I don't agree with cheating and sneaking around 63 but I also don't think humans were meant to be monogamous either.

And instead of women sticking together how about men be faithful to their wives or just get a divorce.

Anonymous said...

"And instead of women sticking together how about men be faithful to their wives or just get a divorce."


Hahahahaha! Good one! If it were up to men to do the right thing, it isn't going to change any.

If no woman will cheat with a married man, then the unhappy spouse would have to divorce to be with another woman.

I have no problem with that either; it is the sneaking and cheating I can't stand.

Can we compromise with women sticking together and refusing to sleep with a man only if the man is still married?

Anonymous said...

Oh whaa I man can't control himself so it's up to us women to do it for him.

Wow 65 you must have really picked a winner if you think it's up to the ladies to make men behave.

Maybe we should all start wearing burqa's so we don't tempt those weak males.

Anonymous said...

Also, yes I now see that I typed I instead of a, grammar/spelling Nazi take note I am punishing myself by reading a chapter of Twilight. That should teach me slow down and proof read before posting.

Anonymous said...

WTF is with Peas and their love of Jews for Jesus? Or as Moveable Feast calls them: "Completed Jews."

Anonymous said...

And just how would that pact work to protect children in a case like that of SlutmomHotpants???

SHE went out and cheated with another man. The only ones suffering are her poor kids.

My mom was not the greatest, but I'm so glad she wasn't the town whore.

Anonymous said...

If there was ever a case of "don't waste your time enabling a drama queen" it's Micki.

She has been sharing some of her dramas at the pod for years. Hell, that dumbass thread about the best friend, other friend just shows what a piece of shit her "BFF" always has been.

Micki has been told repeatedly to shut or lock down her FB and to quit posting under any names her DH and BFF might be able to find.

Let's see if she listens. I'm gonna go ahead and spoil it for you: she won't.
She loves the drama--she fucking craves it and invites it in.

I don't feel sorry for her at this point. She has been told over and over to stop with the drama and the games and she refuses.

I do feel sorry for her kids. Both of their parents suck. They don't have any decent, normal adults in their lives.

Anonymous said...

"I don't agree with cheating and sneaking around 63 but I also don't think humans were meant to be monogamous either.

And instead of women sticking together how about men be faithful to their wives or just get a divorce."


How about they both act with honor and dignity about themselves and others. Women, don't knowingly get involved with married men. Males, divorce your wife if you want something else.

Be adults.

Anonymous said...

#68, link please.

Anonymous said...

Wow micki really does need to secure her facebook. I just learned we are from the same hometown. Aren't I lucky.



How the heck did you find her???

Anonymous said...

How the heck did you find her???
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It's not hard with a little googling. Google her Peaname.

Anonymous said...

Oh whaa I man can't control himself so it's up to us women to do it for him.

Wow 65 you must have really picked a winner if you think it's up to the ladies to make men behave.

Maybe we should all start wearing burqa's so we don't tempt those weak males.

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Seriously, it feels like this mysogynistic shit is becoming epidemic in this country. If we ladies don't 'keep sweet' and toe the line as set down by some gross old white guys we've never met then we're sluts and bitches who can't keep our legs closed. And it goes without saying that we are stupid and inferior and incapable of understanding and making our own reproductive choices.

*smh*

Anonymous said...

I googled Micki and Chris Young. easy

Anonymous said...

In 30 seconds, I found Micki's Facebook page, another 30 seconds and I found her FIL's obituary, and with about 2 minutes more googling, I found her home address. Yikes. I am completely harmless, but if I can do that, so can some of the rabid peas.

And with the address, I went to zillow to find facts about the house. What shocked me - 1 bathroom!!! Two adults and 4 children and 1 bathroom? I'm hoping that was a typo.

Anonymous said...

I googled Micki and Chris Young. easy

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Opps I thought you were talking about add/housewife micki, her facebook is wide open too.

Anonymous said...

Yep, Micki loves the attention and the drama.

No one serious about protecting their children in a divorce would have all that wide open and so easy to find.

It looks like she's still FB friends with the "homewrecker"

So fucking stupid. I can't believe it took her DH this long to cheat.

Anonymous said...

http://www.facebook.com/micki.wrightslife

Anonymous said...

I'm on her page but I can't figure out who's the "homewrecker".

Anonymous said...

easy. she has said numerous times that her kids and her bff's kids are also bffs. There are pictures there. also, the prime suspect is fb friends with micki's dh, and she's tops on his friends list. Doesn't fb show friends on your cover page in the order that you're posting to or interacting with them?

These people are so fucking stupid it's mind boggling. Not to mention how completely beyond trashy they all are. Jeebus.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiIP_KDQmXs

and impeached

.just.sayin'.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/38191/

I'm scared!

Anonymous said...

Gamerbabe posted this on 2peas - under a post about blogs:
this is my blog and I blog about fixing up my 90+ year old house, product I make for my store, and conventions/shows I attend. The latest blog posts are about redoing the front porch area, meeting an online friend irl, and the cocaine dishes I made for my store.

So what the heck kind of store does she run?

Anonymous said...

So what's up with JennC profile? I'm all for some good smacking, but did I miss something that she did that was smack worthy?

Anonymous said...

gamerbabe is a weirdo. I have never bothered with her blog or store, so I have no idea what cocaine dishes are. It sounds like some hipster wanna be stuff, though.

Anonymous said...

lol she probably meant coconut dishes. Spell check can be a bitch if your close but not quite right and aren't paying attention.

Anonymous said...

No, she alters vintage china and some of them have word cocaine on them.

Anonymous said...

85Anonymous said... 85 Gamerbabe posted this on 2peas - under a post about blogs:
this is my blog and I blog about fixing up my 90+ year old house, product I make for my store, and conventions/shows I attend. The latest blog posts are about redoing the front porch area, meeting an online friend irl, and the cocaine dishes I made for my store.

So what the heck kind of store does she run?

June 18, 2012 3:01 PM

Her store is mostly junk she buys and paints then sells at conventions and the idiots buy it up because that's what you do when you go there.

Like her stupid shit she used to have (maybe still does?) from Alice in Wonderland. Junk with shit like eat this and drink this painted/stenciled onto it. Anyone can do it. She thinks she's running a real store and that's a hoot in itself.

Anonymous said...

Oh and she met Princesslaserpoop and drooled on her so she thinks she's *speshul*.

Anonymous said...

I'm confused about the dog bite post.

In original post she says her family consists of a husband. Then in today's update she's implying that the husband has been gone and maybe that's the reason the dog bit? Or did the husband leave after the bite?

Anonymous said...

Wow what kind of a dumbass would pay 30 bucks for a sugar bowl with the word cocaine on it.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/101364946/bavarian-cocaine-altered-sugar-dish?ga_search_query=cocaine&ga_search_type=user_shop_ttt_id_5353656

And yeah I was wrong about coconut and spell check.

Anonymous said...

wow...what a sad way to run antique dishes.

Anonymous said...

fail...I meant what a sad way to RUIN antique dishes...

Anonymous said...

If someone ever gave me one of those "creations" as a gift I'd have a hell of a time keeping a wtf look off my face.

Anonymous said...

Wingnuttia goes awry. Yet again.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176354

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176360

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And now some poor smuck (foreign-looking I'll bet) going to be on the no fly list for having an allergy attack on a plane. Jesus.

Anonymous said...

that flight thread is fucked up. Your 18 y.o. is scared and crying and you don't report your suspicions/fears to someone in the flight crew??
And days later you post shit on a mb, and ask if you should report it???

Fucking crazy. How do these people manage to walk upright?

Anonymous said...

The crying 18 year old adult is fucked up, too. Talk about an over-the-top reaction to something. How the fuck would these idiots handle a real crisis?

Anonymous said...

bergdorf blonde is such an idiot. Her post on micki's cheating thread:
The only similar scenario was Shania Twain's a few years ago (same thing!). Eventually she filmed a season of tv for Oprah's channel and documented her journey with the fallout. Shd did end up getting close to her best friend's husband b/c they both went thru the shock and devastation. Long story short, Shania ended up marrying this guy and it was a very sweet story! She did talk about the betrayal of your husband, and then on top of that was the betrayal of your best friend (who was privy to personal details about the marital struggle!!), and she said that the friend's betrayal was harder to swallow. She even lost her singing voice for a few years!!

Who posts something like that?

Anonymous said...

Bergdorf is a whackado.

Anonymous said...

Why does EllaPea live with her parents? She says they went to Cosco so I'm assuming they're self sufficient. Does she work or is she just sponging off the folks?
Oh wait, is she another fibromaniac?

Anonymous said...

The crying 18 year old adult is fucked up, too. Talk about an over-the-top reaction to something. How the fuck would these idiots handle a real crisis?

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No shit.

Out of 500 people (passengers and crew) on a daytime transatlantic flight, these two were the ONLY ones to spot notice this 'suspicious' guy.

They freaked out, the dd starts crying and again, no one else notices anything amiss. Including, presumably, the scary guy?

I call BS. Somebody's got quite the fertile imagination.

Anonymous said...

I can't stand Jews for Jesus.

Be Jewish. Be Christian. But you can't be BOTH. It's a contradiction. Jews do not accept Jesus as the son of God. UGH!!!

Anonymous said...

And Catholicism means your against abortion. But try telling that to the Peas. According to them you can call yourself Catholic or Christian even if your believes go against those religion's beliefs. So why not Jews for Jesus?

Anonymous said...

Fundie Christians only care about keeping Israel around to fullfill their End Times Fantasies™. That's the *only* thing preventing Fundies from shitting all over the Jews like they do every other non-white group.

Anonymous said...

I am sick of the religious bullshit all together. God is a myth for weak people. The End.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176406

So her mom can't buy the food she wants because ellapea might eat it? What a crock of shit. I think it's more a case of her parents taking care of her, not the other way around...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, if a Catholic can use birth control, get fertility treatments, etc. and if Mormons can claim they're not a cult, then a Jew can damn sure believe in Jeebus if they want to.

Anonymous said...

Also, I thought her mom just went through a devastating loss of her brother...the way ella pea made it sound, they would all be in mourning for months...it's only a few days later and her mom is already off to costco buying cinnamon rolls?? Bitch likes to drum up the drama...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176406

Ellapea and Costco. Wait - I thought those people were dying and she takes care of them? How rough can it be if they can take themselves to Costco?

I wonder if they KNOW they are dying and she is taking care of them? Maybe they think she is just living there?

Anonymous said...

EllaPea is obviously a nonfunctional nutbag. Anyone with half a brain cell can see that it's not her taking care of her parents, but her living and sponging off them because she can't handle even the tiniest bit of real life.

Anonymous said...

EllaPea is obviously a nonfunctional nutbag. Anyone with half a brain cell can see that it's not her taking care of her parents, but her living and sponging off them because she can't handle even the tiniest bit of real life.

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Spot on assessment.

Anonymous said...

ellapea also has an anger problem. If you read her responses on normal threads, she sounds crazy. She has an over the top anger management problem.

Anonymous said...

"EllaPea is obviously a nonfunctional nutbag. Anyone with half a brain cell can see that it's not her taking care of her parents, but her living and sponging off them because she can't handle even the tiniest bit of real life."

*****
EllaPea isn't the one drumming up drama here.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should go and read some of her posts 116. It only takes reading a few to realize she is off her rocker...

Anonymous said...

116 you are a fucktard.

Anonymous said...

Here's the requisite hi ellapea!!!!!

Anonymous said...

One day Ellapea's in the depths of depression/suicidal because OMG! someone *else* is dying, the next day she's up and all chipper posting inane shit on every thread.

Smells like short-cycling bipolar.

Anonymous said...

Aveda micki needs meds.

Anonymous said...

I can't stand Jews for Jesus.

Be Jewish. Be Christian. But you can't be BOTH. It's a contradiction. Jews do not accept Jesus as the son of God. UGH!!!

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Yep. Can't wait for all the steak-eating Peas to start claiming they're vegan.

Anonymous said...

And with the address, I went to zillow to find facts about the house. What shocked me - 1 bathroom!!! Two adults and 4 children and 1 bathroom? I'm hoping that was a typo.

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Oh please. I grew up with 2 adults and 7 children with one bathroom. I don't ever remember a single problem. And back then our family size was the norm, at least where I live. And I didn't know anyone with 2 bathrooms until I got into high school and the mcmansions started sprouting up in new developments. These days everyone acts like a baby if they don't have 4 bedrooms and a bathroom for each person in the house, and an office, and a scraproom and a laundry room...seriously yes it's nice, but none of it is necessary. No wonder the housing market crashed. People's minimum house requirements are so far beyond what they can afford it's ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

Hey. Maybe we should deport all the inept, worthless drain-on-society special snowflakes?

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Aww, you're such a good person. I bet your Mom is so proud of you.

Anonymous said...

It's hilarious to watch Mrs. T pretend she's a biblical scholar.

She's not even a scholar of middle school history, and that's what she teaches.

Anonymous said...

I heart compwalla - one of the few sane, intelligent peas.

Anonymous said...

Sane, yes. Intelligent is debatable. She's average.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176410

That can be *trickly*!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176408


kokomo
PeaNut

PeaNut 89017 - June 2003
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Posted: 6/18/2012 9:24:31 PM
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He will be 21 in Sept.It is so sad. He is so smart. He was in a gifted program all through school. He has his first manic episode in 2nd year university and then dropped out. I think there is a fine line between giftedness and mental illness

Anonymous said...

necessary. No wonder the housing market crashed. People's minimum house requirements are so far beyond what they can afford it's ridiculous.

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Jealous? Even the homes in the 70,000's here have a minimum of 2 baths.

Anonymous said...

We had a 1 1/2 bath home when we had 2 adults and 3 teens living here. With careful scheduling and consideration it can be done! The extra toilet upstairs was a lifesaver!

Anonymous said...

When its all you know, and all you can afford, you tend to make do.

Anonymous said...

Does anybody else remember when the peas were going crazy over antique dishware somebody had painted naughty words on?

If I remember right, they were teacups that had the words slut and whore and that type of thing painted on them. The peas were going just absolutely nut about them. They thought they were the greatest thing! Frankly, I thought they were nothing but another white trash Pea fad.

Anonymous said...

Jealous? Even the homes in the 70,000's here have a minimum of 2 baths.
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Sounds like a shitty place to live then.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176452

If she lost 8 pounds 'eating clean' I can't imagine how much dirty garbage she had to have been eating before. Not realistic.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176089

?
"Our family dynamics have changed in that my husband, though he visits frequently, no longer lives in our home with us. Sierra preferred him and our new trainer suggested that Sierra's confused about her role in the family since DH doesn't live here anymore. "

That's odd!

"

Anonymous said...

meh they're probably going through a seperation or divorce.

Anonymous said...

well if that's the case then own it but calling it a family dynamics change is like putting lipstick on a pig

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a shitty place to live then.

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*snort*

Back in the dark ages when I was young, 3 bedrooms/1 bath 1100 sf rambler was the norm. Kids often had to share bedrooms. No family room unless someone converted a garage.

Over time, houses have been super-sized just like french fries and Big Gulps.

Anonymous said...

Does anybody else remember when the peas were going crazy over antique dishware somebody had painted naughty words on?

If I remember right, they were teacups that had the words slut and whore and that type of thing painted on them. The peas were going just absolutely nut about them. They thought they were the greatest thing! Frankly, I thought they were nothing but another white trash Pea fad.

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Those were teacups being sold in an online/catalog company - uncommon goods maybe, or one of those quirky stores. It wasn't antique stuff, just regular china/teacups that they put "shocking" words on to be silly/funny. It was something that went around for a bit on Pinterest so a lot of people saw them, but it wasn't a fad. I think people saw it and laughed and probably posted about it on 2Peas, but I doubt most people actually bought it. It was kind of funny, although on Pinterest, it's funny the first 3 or 4 times you see it, but then it gets annoying when everyone and their brother is pinning it and you see it constantly.

Anonymous said...

Jealous? Even the homes in the 70,000's here have a minimum of 2 baths.

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Honey, I'm not jealous of living ANYWHERE that has homes for $70K. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

Do you drive a range rover?

Anonymous said...

141 Anonymous said... 141

Jealous? Even the homes in the 70,000's here have a minimum of 2 baths.

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Honey, I'm not jealous of living ANYWHERE that has homes for $70K. Seriously.


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Right because the more you pay for something the better it is.

But of course you make 350k plus a year and probably drive a land rover.

Anonymous said...

Gamerbabe was doing those slut/whore teacups. I guess she has moved on to the cocaine thing. I guess she thinks this kind of thing makes her edgy.

*shrug*. She's an idiot

Anonymous said...

She needs to up her game and make some that say meth. And why not child porn while she's at it, since she lives on the edge and is so much cooler then everyone else.

Anonymous said...

Honey, I'm not jealous of living ANYWHERE that has homes for $70K. Seriously.

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Snobby much? I'll take a place like this anytime. From houses (no more than 4 years old at that price), to being able to buy almost 4000 sqrft for only 230,000, it's a great place to live.

Anonymous said...

Right because the more you pay for something the better it is.

But of course you make 350k plus a year and probably drive a land rover.

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You couldn't be more wrong, smartass. I am out of work and my DH has a job paying very average. My comment has nothing to do with me being well-off because believe me, I'm far from it.

I was just saying that I would never want to live in the areas of the country that have houses for $70K. Here that would get you barely a garage. It sounds like it must be very rural or way out in the country or in the backwoods South.

Anonymous said...

On the contrary, the only thing missing here is a mall, but there are two huge cities within 40 miles that take care of that need.

We try not to brag to much, tired of all the new people moving here. :)

Anonymous said...

I live in a very rural miwestern area where you could purchase a home in "town" for 70K but it would need a lot of work. It would probably require a total remodel. I would say the average starter home in my area is 100K and a newer family home is closer to 175k and up.

Anonymous said...

Snobby much? I'll take a place like this anytime. From houses (no more than 4 years old at that price), to being able to buy almost 4000 sqrft for only 230,000, it's a great place to live.

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No, not snobby. If I want to live in a suburb or city instead of out in the fields of the country, I'm going to stay where I am. Do the housing prices suck here? Yes. But everyone also makes more money here too. It's not like everyone that lives where a decnet house is at least $400K is struggling, while everyone that lives where a decent house is $50K is living the high life. Some people are living well and some people are struggling in every area. It's all relative. It's a scale.

Let's say you're a teacher in CT or NY, you might make $80 or $90K. That sounds great to a teacher in WV making $30K. But all the bills and prices are higher in CT and NY and all the bills and prices are lower in WV.

It's not a matter of snobbery to say I don't want to live in the rural South or on a Midwestern farm, where there are houses for $70K. It's just not my interest. It's beautiful and I can imagine it's a very peaceful way of life for many people, but for me I like to have a lot of city action, lots of people, fast-paced convenience.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176412

Another evil DIL (or MIL, FIL, SIL, blah blah blah) thread that strains credulity.

Anonymous said...

142Anonymous said... 142 Do you drive a range rover?

June 19, 2012 10:49 AM

Every time you say that a kitten dies.

Anonymous said...

Could lucy get the fucking stick out of her ass on the hell thread - we get it - you're the authoritiy on jews - no one can call themselves a jew without your ok. Shut the fuck up.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176452

Anyone want to tell the dumbass that the first week on any diet is always a big loss. You always lose the excess water weight, then the second week will be a real weight loss, not water. Come back in a month and tell us how your miracle diet is going.

Anonymous said...

boring today.

Anonymous said...

153Anonymous said... 153 Could lucy get the fucking stick out of her ass on the hell thread - we get it - you're the authoritiy on jews - no one can call themselves a jew without your ok. Shut the fuck up.

June 19, 2012 12:35 PM
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She is being really annoying on that thread. It's unlike her. She's not making much sense, either.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176426

Dear God, save me from Georgiapea telling sex stories, not hers she says, but still. Eeww, ew, ew! A foursome no less. One was no doubt a possum. I need to just put her on ignore.

Jane Doe said...

I'll admit I LOL'd at Zombiegirl asking if anyone had ever taken a hit to the taint!

Been there done that! Hurts like a motherfucker!

Anonymous said...

154 Anonymous said... 154
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176452

Anyone want to tell the dumbass that the first week on any diet is always a big loss. You always lose the excess water weight, then the second week will be a real weight loss, not water. Come back in a month and tell us how your miracle diet is going.

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Amen - and THANK YOU!

I was so close to posting this on 2P's.

People who gloat over losing 7-8-9 lbs the first week drive me nuts.

Yes - I am obese. No - am not jealous. *I AM* someone who only loses 1/2 lb a week, at most and sometime nothing.

Any idiot should know that the first week is WATER loss! Not FAT! If someone is 60-70-80 lbs overweight and has been eating crap junk and fast food with tons of sodium, eating a proper diet and drinking lots of water will cause them to lose a lot of "weight" - water weight and water weight ONLY!

Anonymous said...

You have to be Biggest Loser sized to lose that much weight in a week. NOT something to be proud of.

Anonymous said...

I'm not Biggest Loser size and if I drank lots of H20 and ate healthy, cutting out all junk food, I could lose that much weight in 7 days.

Biggest Loser size people would lose 10-15lbs in a week.

Anonymous said...

The miracle of "clean eating, gluten free, low carb, no sugar, vegan, paleo" threads are so fucking annoying. Every one of those bandwagon rah fucking rah peas end up right back to square one or stall out at 20 pounds. They will creep back onto their holes only to show up again with the next fad.

Remember all the no sugar low carb threads? Journey Fan is the only one left and she stalled out on weightloss too. At least last I paid attention to the annoying bitch.

Anonymous said...

153Anonymous said... 153 Could lucy get the fucking stick out of her ass on the hell thread - we get it - you're the authoritiy on jews - no one can call themselves a jew without your ok. Shut the fuck up.

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No, I kind of get what she's saying. There's nothing Jewish about "Messianic Jews." They're not Jews who converted to Christianity, they're not Jewish by heritage, ethnicity, culture, and since they worship Jesus, not Jews by religion.

They're Christians who've decided to put a menorah in their house, and have a seder for Passover. And top of that, they're using their newfound Jewish label to speak for all Jews, politically and religiously. And they tend to be extremely right wing and jabber about End Times and Israel, etc. That's got to be annoying.

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine Mapchic's response to someone who claims to be Roman Catholic, except for not accepting the pope, not believing in Jesus, or the New Testament? But they say hail marys and eat peeps at Easter, so they're really totally Catholic. What do you think the Peas would say then?

Anonymous said...

Every time you say that a kitten dies.

June 19, 2012 12:00 PM

LIES!

Anonymous said...

Oh my Christ on a Cracker. I need to vent and don't want the right wing crazies coming out so I'm doing it here....my friend's Mom sent me an email forward about the ACLU suing to stop prayer in the military. So I googled and chose one of the five or six links that debunk the entire story, hit "reply all" and sent it with a note about researching before forwarding.

I got a reply to me from her friend "Ted" who thought he was replying to her (addressed his response to her but he replied to my link) and he's babbling something about Obama's microchip and the anti-christ and the mark of the beast and how he knows he should read Snopes but doesn't know if he believes them....etc.

So I google Obama microchip and besides Snopes, there are eleventy billion right wing zealot links about how Obamacare is going to require everyone to have microchips and how that signals the end of times because its the mark of the beast, blah blah blah.

Snopes of course debunked it. the story uses an exerpt from HB3200, that wasn't even passed, and the exerpt talks about registering implantable devices (meaning pacemakers and such) for programming tracking and recall notices.

The stupid is so big I don't think we can combat it anymore!!!

Sorry that was so long...I had to get it out.

Anonymous said...

Huh. I've seen some of the same pea bitches who are dogging on the Messianic Jew thing say that being Jewish is also cultural and an ethnicity. Just because someone who is ethnically Jewish decides to believe in Jeebus, that negates their Jewish ethnicity? It cancels out their Jewish cultural heritage?

I'll remember from here on out, that being Jewish is solely about what religious views you decide to embrace.

The cultural thing, I could get past. But not the ethnicity. If being Jewish is truly an ethnicity, then someone can't tell you you're not a Jew if you really are part of that ethnic group. I guess Jewish is not an ethnicity after all.

??

Anonymous said...

Every time you say that a kitten dies.
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I hate cats

Anonymous said...

Any idiot should know that the first week is WATER loss! Not FAT! If someone is 60-70-80 lbs overweight and has been eating crap junk and fast food with tons of sodium, eating a proper diet and drinking lots of water will cause them to lose a lot of "weight" - water weight and water weight ONLY!

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Yeah but really, they're still losing it. Still lowering their weight. Who cares if it's water that's leaving their body or actual fat?

Anonymous said...

Fat's harder to lose, water weights easy. Once the water weights gone and they have to start trying to lose fat they'll quit.

Anonymous said...

165Anonymous said... 165 Every time you say that a kitten dies.

June 19, 2012 12:00 PM

LIES!

June 19, 2012 3:27 PM

Cake!

Anonymous said...

168Anonymous said... 168 Every time you say that a kitten dies.
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I hate cats

June 19, 2012 3:46 PM

Of course!

Anonymous said...

Sorry that was so long...I had to get it out.


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I completely feel your pain.

I've found if I do as you did - reply all, debunking their BS - they drop me sooner rather than later. (YAY!) Eventually they end up in their own little echo chamber of like-minded paranoid, moronic nutbags.

Anonymous said...

Yeah but really, they're still losing it. Still lowering their weight. Who cares if it's water that's leaving their body or actual fat?

June 19, 2012 3:54 PM



This is such a typically peatarded thing to say. Are you really that stupid?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176447

rainbow crapper is retarded or brain-damaged or something, right?

Anonymous said...

No, I think she's JPS.

Anonymous said...

Rainbow is the biggest bitch on 2peas. She has no clue what she's talking about & yet she just won't shut the hell up. She's just plain stupid.

Anonymous said...

Rainbowscrapper is off the edge. Completely. Zimmerman shouldn't have had his bail revoked because there are other people who commit unrelated crimes. Okaaaaay.

Anonymous said...

Rainbow Crapper is L'urine Jr.

Anonymous said...

WTF is the deal with Obsidian? She is SO weird!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176388

Anonymous said...

It's true. RainbowCrapper is just like Lauren. Will go onto a thread and be contrary just for the sake of being contrary, and then when people react, she acts purposely obtuse and uses analogies that make no sense whatsoever, and then swears by them.

Total.Fucking.Idiot.

Anonymous said...

Rainbow is just dumb, plain and simple.

Anonymous said...

hitting my head against the wall...now the "clean eaters" are debating Subway bread...complete with a pea that can't even read the ingredient list correctly (peano)...how do they even survive??

Anonymous said...

Let's have some blog love, what's your favorite thing about the blog?????


Mine is that someone will say anonymously what many of us are thinking at the bukkit!

Anonymous said...

I hate hate hate the words clean eating. It sounds so sanctimonious. And here the bitch is eating at subway. #hurl

Anonymous said...

184Anonymous said... 184 Let's have some blog love, what's your favorite thing about the blog?????


Mine is that someone will say anonymously what many of us are thinking at the bukkit!

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That and no asskissing of top tier peas. We all know they exist, but the peatards refuse to acknowledge it. So annoying.

Anonymous said...

I hate the buzzword fads at the bukkit. A month or so ago it was LOW CARB everything. Now it's CLEAN EATING everything...what next??

Anonymous said...

Right, I can post something and it gets 10 views and no replies but a top tiro pea posts the same thing and the fans line up and tell her how freaking brilliant she is!

Anonymous said...

One person's clean is make your own ketchup with tomatoes you grew yourself and another person's clean is the cream of chicken soup is organic.

Anonymous said...

The Peas are so damn weird and uptight about gift giving, registries, etc.

After years of observation, I've come to the following conclusions:

1) they're resentful they have to spend their 'hard-earned' money on someone besides themselves.

2) they live in some sort of fantasy world where *everyone* gets married at 18 and therefore a KMart toaster is the bee's knees!

2) they want to substitute something cheap (ie 'Fuck those elitist snobs and their Macys registry, I'll get 'em blue towels at Walmart! They'll never know the difference!').

3) they want to make some damn ugly cheap craft shit to gift.

Anonymous said...

"Mine is that someone will say anonymously what many of us are thinking at the bukkit! "


At the pod I'm constantly thinking....WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? Nice to know I'm far from the only one @@ at these freaks.

Anonymous said...

I like it here because I feel it is some how oddly more "honest" than the pod.

Once in awhile I post an opinion here and get majorly trounced on. At least here people are posting THEIR opinion, as opposed to the pod where, once a "popular" pea takes a stance, half the freakin' board jumps on for endless " I agree with(fill in the blank coughcoughpeabaycoughcough). " They add nothing to the post and it's a lame attempt to suck up to a popular pea and get noticed. So annoying.

Anonymous said...

The Peas are so damn weird and uptight about gift giving, registries, etc.

After years of observation, I've come to the following conclusions:

1) they're resentful they have to spend their 'hard-earned' money on someone besides themselves.

2) they live in some sort of fantasy world where *everyone* gets married at 18 and therefore a KMart toaster is the bee's knees!

2) they want to substitute something cheap (ie 'Fuck those elitist snobs and their Macys registry, I'll get 'em blue towels at Walmart! They'll never know the difference!').

3) they want to make some damn ugly cheap craft shit to gift.
June 19, 2012 7:40 PM

NO SHIT!

Anonymous said...

StefsDesign is auch a preachy twunt. That Goodwill thread had me wanting to bitch slap her. While I do think that fakes are bad, I wouldn't go all preachy on someone buying a secondhand fake at Goodwill. And that comment about her niece being one of the top LV authenticators in the country made my eyes roll so far back in my head that I'm still not seeing straight.

She's such an insufferable cunt.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176413

link for 194

Anonymous said...

@194 - I agree with her.
You are seriously stupid if you think you can get a full set of LV luggage at Goodwill.
Someone needed to burst that bubble real fast.
gina civey of "i have no shift key" fame is the annoying twat on that thread.
No doubt someone will say I'm Stef based on this post (for the record, I'm not) but at least she isn't another delusional sheep posting about what a great find that was.

I was rolling my eyes too but it was at the sheer stupidity of the OP in that thread.

Anonymous said...

I've got no problem with her saying it's not real, b/c like you said, you'd have to be an idiot to think Goodwill is going to put out a genuine set of LV luggage for $100. I also think it was tacky of the OP's daughter to "bargain them down." (if she really did)

But Stef is a twat. And I'm willing to bet that unless her niece works in some hoity toity kind of setting, she is FAR from one of the country's top experts on authentication. Stef said herself she sells used shit on her own.

I've got no problem with Stef's basic message that fakes are wrong-on many levels. It's just her preachy, holier-than-thou delivery that's making me do a face palm. Because if you want to educate people on why something's wrong (or right) the absolute WORST way to go about it is by acting like a sanctimonious twat. (Typhus and Christianity, anyone?)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3176588

LMFAO! Of all the things to get all crazy worried about. Only the fucking peas . . . .

Anonymous said...

No, I kind of get what she's saying. There's nothing Jewish about "Messianic Jews." They're not Jews who converted to Christianity, they're not Jewish by heritage, ethnicity, culture, and since they worship Jesus, not Jews by religion.

They're Christians who've decided to put a menorah in their house, and have a seder for Passover. And top of that, they're using their newfound Jewish label to speak for all Jews, politically and religiously. And they tend to be extremely right wing and jabber about End Times and Israel, etc. That's got to be annoying.
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THAT! ^^

Anonymous said...

Tell her she'll suddenly sparkle and have a hankering for some cat blood.

Anonymous said...

WTF is wrong with Gina? She posts on the bukkit like she is a drunktard with the no shift key thing.

Dumb twat doesn't do that shit on Facebook.

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