Monday, June 11, 2012

Oh What A Beautiful Morning!

197 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lauren= BM

A bowel movement by any other name, would still smell as noisome, and be clinically insane.

Anonymous said...

Not if you were posting from two devices, say a phone and a PC.

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You're right, I didn't think about that.

Anonymous said...

Beautiful Morning is Liz you dumbasses. She has a very distinct style and every BM post stinks of Liz.

Anonymous said...

Bullshit, Lauren/3. You're busted. Time to create a new troll alter, you piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

CuntyUpNorth, I think you meant to post this here at the blog:

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA...just here to snort at that one. Best lines of this thread! Guess we are finally hearing who the top tier Ps are..

Anonymous said...

If you didn't have to register, I'd totally go vote against momy2six's pictures. She needs to learn more about processing. Plus, she's an annoying twunt.

Anonymous said...

And she can't spell. Mommy is a simple word--you'd think a mom would be able to spell it.

Anonymous said...

Lauren= BM

A bowel movement by any other name, would still smell as noisome, and be clinically insane.
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LOL!

Anonymous said...

Fucking brilliant! Lowrent creates an alter that attacks her constantly in order to get sympathy from the sheeple at the pod. If only she could use her brain for good instead of evil!

Anonymous said...

funny how BOTH Lurine and BM pass out drunk at the same time and stop posting.

Anonymous said...

If Lurine was brilliant, it wouldnt have been so easy to figure out that she's BM.
She's only brilliant in comparison to someone like Annafuckfella or 2peafatithful. That's not exactly an accomplishment

Anonymous said...

Fucking brilliant! Lowrent creates an alter that attacks her constantly in order to get sympathy from the sheeple at the pod.


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ANYTHING for attention. La'Trine is the Kim Kardashian of 2peas.

Anonymous said...

Given the booze and trainwreck-iness, maybe Lindsey Lohan is more apt.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3175087
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She's shitting us, right? She has always been bizarre but this takes being bizarre to a whole new level.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175191

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Color me shocked that sdeven would actually shop at Crate & Barrel. She seems like she'd be turning her nose up and rolling her eyes at anyone who didn't pinch pennies and shop at GoodWill. I picture her pursing those lips in disgust at anyone being so wasteful.

Anonymous said...

BethAnneM
Hermetically sealed for your protection

PeaNut 95504 - July 2003
Posts: 6544 Layouts: 0
Loc: Cali Baby
Posted: 6/11/2012 1:00:38 PM
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I would not buy that dress because I really dislike that style. To me, it looks like a shirt and the wearer forgot to put their pants on.

And, I totally get you on the Facebook and summer events thing. I have to mark down in my calendar when I wear my dark washed capris to an event so I make sure that I wear the bleached pedal pushers to the next event.

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LOL

Anonymous said...

15Anonymous said... 15 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175191

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Color me shocked that sdeven would actually shop at Crate & Barrel. She seems like she'd be turning her nose up and rolling her eyes at anyone who didn't pinch pennies and shop at GoodWill. I picture her pursing those lips in disgust at anyone being so wasteful.

June 12, 2012 5:31 AM

Just adding this. *surprised too*

http://www.lovelettersillustrated.blogspot.com/2011/08/its-foodie-thing.html

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175200

Busypea is so, so superior to all of us. We should all kneel before her and wash her pedicured but unvarnished feet, while offering her organic peeled grapes and fresh sparkling water.

I think she needs a troll. What a damn know-it-all bitch.

Anonymous said...

HeartCat on Annabelle's thread:

I don't think it's very flattering and it looks more like a beach cover up to me, than a dress.

But I'm not very fashion conscious, so my opinion doesn't really mean anything, lol.

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Which was made painfully obvious in the boudoir photos.......

Anonymous said...

you girls still sleeping?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175240

Stupid question of the day.

Anonymous said...

Just adding this. *surprised too*

http://www.lovelettersillustrated.blogspot.com/2011/08/its-foodie-thing.html

So, 17 - you saying this blog is hers? Did she break her knee in 3 places in Feb. of this year?

Anonymous said...

20-this bitch is up!!

Anonymous said...

Yes 22 she came to the pod and posted about tripping on the sliding door frame of their cabin before their ship left port.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175240

troll

Anonymous said...

I think that dress looks like a beach coverup as well. I'd wear it to a fancy resort, but not to a city/business/etc function.

Anonymous said...

Yes 22, (17 here) that's her blog.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2037881&pg=1

Here's a VERY old thread. AN was trying to troll (before people realized you can't just change your peaname for trolling purposes and need a new ID for that). She had changed the name (see looloos post) to do it. If you clink the OP, it pops up AN.

(going through and deleting a really old file and that was sitting in there LOL I guess I saved it because it was funny at the time; can not believe I still had it btw). Flame the anonymous for having it still, if you must.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175290

I would say this is kelpea but she wouldn't have bothered going anonymous with it.

Anonymous said...

She's shitting us, right? She has always been bizarre but this takes being bizarre to a whole new level.
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It's really not that bizarre,14.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVgicbwF2Yw&list=UUeIJbDAQbDfboAQMFoSJk-w&index=4&feature=plcp

micki / mowse

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1798390&pg=1

Another old blog thread whine from 2006.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=1722470

crock pot recipes from cami

take note there squealin'

Anonymous said...

I'm 135% shocked that Asslan hasn't started a thread defending Sandusky and demonizing those slutty, tempting little boys.

Lowrent said...

...OH What a beautiful daaaayyyy

Latrine said...

I've got a wonderful feeeeeeelingggggg...!

lA-lOO-lAH said...

EVERYTHINGS GOING MY WAAAAAAYYYYYY!

Anonymous said...

WHOA! George Zimmerman's wife arrested for perjury..Aslan..someone needs your defense!

http://www.wesh.com/news/central-florida/trayvon-martin-extended-coverage/George-Zimmerman-s-wife-arrested-on-perjury-charges/-/14266478/14790386/-/129x0g2z/-/index.html?utm_source=manual&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=trayvon+updates

Anonymous said...

WHOA! George Zimmerman's wife arrested for perjury..Aslan..someone needs your defense!


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Color me shocked. Not. LMAO.

ASLAN said...

Aslan..someone needs your defense!
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I NEVER, EVER defended Zimmerman!! Swear on a stack of bibles!! SHUT UP THAT'S WHY!!!!!!!!!!!1!!

Anonymous said...

I'm 135% shocked that Asslan hasn't started a thread defending Sandusky and demonizing those slutty, tempting little boys.

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Are the boys white?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175337


Put your fucking little snowflake in his crib for 10 minutes while you bring the groceries in. It's not rocket surgery. JFC.

Anonymous said...

Mariah's sure showing more of her twuntiness on that toddler thread.

She's a fucking psycho.

And I'm not Merge. But I am someone who totally agrees with what she posted :P

Anonymous said...

lol apparently for some people it is rocket surgery, the kid must be a hellion. I could easily unload groceries without having to leave my kid, then kids in their car seats.

Anonymous said...

What the hell does she do with he kid when she showers?

Anonymous said...

It's probably less that the kid is a hellion and more that the mother is a total spastic idiotic. I mean, come on. She's friends with mariah, and asking someone like her for suggestions? Even with two people brainstorming, it wasn't exactly a brain trust, was it???

Mariah= dumbass thundercunt
someone who's friends with Mariah= an even dumber thundercunt

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175337

Dear GOD, why are stupid people allowed to breed?

Anonymous said...

Also, Just Lizzys pic in that thread: isn't that kid a tad old to be carting around on your back? Both size-wise and age-wise? That's the only way you can keep her out of mischief? Really?

Anonymous said...

My money is on idiotic helicopter mom and her super-special snowflake.

Anonymous said...

Dear GOD, why are stupid people allowed to breed?


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I weep for the US, reading the stupidity on 2peas. We get exactly what we deserve, I guess.

Anonymous said...

Even with two people brainstorming, it wasn't exactly a brain trust, was it???



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Excellent point.

Anonymous said...

Scrapwench was bitchy on Zella the hypchondriac's thread, but it speaks volumes the peas who didn't show up for her call out thread.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175290

Anonymous said...

Even with two people brainstorming, it wasn't exactly a brain trust, was it???

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Exactly. First world problem=lucky as one poster said on that thread. THIS is what you are worried/curious/talking to your friends about?

Fuck me.

Anonymous said...

Zella is a nutcase. A serious froot loop, and I'd bet money that all her medical problems are in her head.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175348

could jill's signature be any bigger?

ffs

Anonymous said...

To those who are nasty and unkind: you have no idea what you're talking about, and I'm sorry that you are the kind of person who needs to do that.


Just because someone disagrees, points out something that they think it may be, makes a suggestion that you don't like, does NOT necessarily have them talking out their rear ends.

Fact of the matter is that you DO post a lot about health problems. It sounds like (and from your summations only) that some of your doctor's might agree.

When you start posting about doctor hopping--for whatever the reason--it does make you sound like you have some other issues that some peas have suggested.

It seems like if you do not agree with someones assessment, then "they don't know what they are taking about"

So it is not a far stretch that some peas came to the theory's that they did. And...that MAY have them being kind towards you--sometimes being blunt is what a person needs for something to sink in.
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Whoa there nellie. Way too rational for 2peas.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3175016&pg=3

Anonymous said...

Don't tempt her 55 she may take that as a challenge.

Anonymous said...

On the AN trolling thread from above...so she was making it all up? Or did she really have an affair with a married man and get pregnant? I thought she was living with her BF in her grandma's basement or something...so the pregnancy was all made up crap??

Anonymous said...

Obsidian is so fucking ridiculously full of herself on this thread:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175348

Anonymous said...

I'm lmao at obsidian's post in that thread, 59!

Anonymous said...

Jill is starving for attention, that's why her siggy is as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175384

oh yes, bitch-pea, everyone is waiting with bated breath to hear your idiot opinion...

Anonymous said...

+1 for the b52s reference. ;)

Anonymous said...

Also, Just Lizzys pic in that thread: isn't that kid a tad old to be carting around on your back? Both size-wise and age-wise? That's the only way you can keep her out of mischief? Really?
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Yes, that was beyond ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3175348&org_post_to_fb=&post_to_fb=

pennyring being her dorkalicious self again. God she is so awkward.

Anonymous said...

Not only do I make my own crusts, I grind the flour too.

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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174978

Anonymous said...

lol I wonder if she grows her own wheat also.

Anonymous said...

She probably does to keep her mean old mil from trying to poison her.

Anonymous said...

Thundercunt Mariah never went back to her toddler thread after she got called out. Typical shit and run from her.

Jane Doe said...

Pennyring looks like the type of chubby plain looking person that works at Wal-Mart.

THAT is why she gets stopped. Not her "assertive browsing."

What a fucking idiot.

Anonymous said...

58Anonymous said... 58 On the AN trolling thread from above...so she was making it all up? Or did she really have an affair with a married man and get pregnant? I thought she was living with her BF in her grandma's basement or something...so the pregnancy was all made up crap??

June 12, 2012 4:18 PM

She is (i think; has she updated to say she did move in?). That thread is from 2006.

Anonymous said...

Where do some of these weirdos come from? Obsidian and Pennyring on the clothes shopping thread. Mariah on the grocery shopping thread. Zella on her many health threads.

How do all these whackadoos manage to find the bukkit?? We're so lucky. @@

Anonymous said...

it's the glue

Anonymous said...

"assertive browsing

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So weird.

Anonymous said...

58Anonymous said... 58 On the AN trolling thread from above...so she was making it all up? Or did she really have an affair with a married man and get pregnant? I thought she was living with her BF in her grandma's basement or something...so the pregnancy was all made up crap??

June 12, 2012 4:18 PM

She is (i think; has she updated to say she did move in?). That thread is from 2006.

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I know that thread is from 2006, that is why I am asking. So she was never pregnant, she was just making it up? Or it is her and her BF and her kid that are living with the grandmother. Also, was she really dating a married man, or was that more troll crap? I know that now she is living with her BF in granny's basement, but what actually happened in 2006...was it all bs or was it true?

Anonymous said...

So she did move in?

Troll crap.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175384

The sad part is, when he was rearrested, I thought I read that donations came pouring in faster than before. I'm like the PP, what are the donors thinking/feeling now since this was supposed to be for his defense up fund and they were using the donations to pay off credit cards, etc...
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Well Angel - I guess they feel cheated like the multiple employers that your sorry ass husband embezzled and stole from.

Anonymous said...

I know that thread is from 2006, that is why I am asking. So she was never pregnant, she was just making it up? Or it is her and her BF and her kid that are living with the grandmother. Also, was she really dating a married man, or was that more troll crap? I know that now she is living with her BF in granny's basement, but what actually happened in 2006...was it all bs or was it true?
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No. If I remember correctly she popped on one night and made this post after changing her username (but same account) to stir up some drama (or maybe it was meant to be funny), but apparently you could still see it was her?

Anonymous said...

Hang on just a minute!

I thought men walked into endcaps when they saw Pennyring? NOW they always ask if she works there, too.

Idiot should stay out of Walmart. She's much too fabulous. LOL.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3175348&pg=1

What does the lady with the white hair mean when she says "AprilFay21 I love you - that was the best line ever!" and then AprilFay says Thanks! But I don't see any earlier post from AprilFay that says anything funny or out of the ordinary. Did something get deleted?

Anonymous said...

Try and keep up 80 it's Aprils signature line.

"This is Texas. We don't have regular seasons here. We have Summer 1, Summer 2, Summer 3 and January.

AprilFay21--I love you! that line is the best ever!"

Anonymous said...

79Anonymous said... 79 Hang on just a minute!

I thought men walked into endcaps when they saw Pennyring? NOW they always ask if she works there, too.

Idiot should stay out of Walmart. She's much too fabulous. LOL.

June 13, 2012 5:29 AM

Assertive employees scare men, they tend to run into things when they see one.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175479

And why are they gone after a year? Because they are made up shit that's why.

Anonymous said...

And why are they gone after a year? Because they are made up shit that's why.
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Or she was eating a diet of complete crap and processed things that are barely food and not exercising at all.

Anonymous said...

Yes I suppose that's more true then they are made up 84 either way when I hear auto immune I think fat and lazy.

Anonymous said...

I was diagnosed with Connective Tissue Disease which is a combobulation of Sjogrens', Lupus, Reynauds, Rheumatoid Arthritis and a couple others.
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That's what they call it when you don't have anything definite but they need to shut you up.

Spot on, 83 and 84. I bet the pea crybabies would feel better if they'd quit eating lard cookies and other crap masquerading as food.

Anonymous said...

I think these people are truly ill because they are ingesting toxic substances constantly. I'm not talking about some fat or sugar I'm talking about the chemical sludge that sits on 90% of the shelf space in the average grocery store.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone find it curious that you rarely hear about men being diagnosed with odd diseases like SimpleCrafter was? Is it because men aren't such big crybabies or is it because they might eat less crap?

Anonymous said...

Rheumatoid arthritis has male and female sufferers.

Anonymous said...

Justice for Anna Brown! Damn

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/mar/29/nation/la-na-nn-st.-louis-homeless-woman-death20120327

Anonymous said...

Holy Shit! Georgiadawg is having a salad with dinner. I am fucking fascinated by her artery clogging breakfast, lunch and dinner menus. This might be the first fresh vegetable that I have ever seen on her menu. Of course, it's being served with brats and is probably loaded with cheese, croutons and bacon and smothered in ranch dressing, but I guess it's kinda sorta a baby step.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone find it curious that you rarely hear about men being diagnosed with odd diseases like SimpleCrafter was? Is it because men aren't such big crybabies or is it because they might eat less crap?
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I think women process chemicals differently and we are more sensitive to them in general. It has been proven over and over that medications are not metabolized by men and women the same way so it would make sense that other chemicals would be the same.

Anonymous said...

Also despite what is politically correct women are weaker in almost every physical way.

Anonymous said...

Y M C A

Macho Macho Man

Anonymous said...

Wasn't Simple Crafter the one who had gastric bypass, had tons of cosmetic surgeries, and ended up w/o a belly button? Wasn't that what her famous spreadsheet was all about?

She probably just went back to her lard-filled diet of old, and then did the fibro whine enough times that the docs diagnosed her sorry ass with something to shut her up. And then threw the obligatory drugs at her.

I guess she was bored and decided to start the auto-immune wars.

Anonymous said...

I totally believe that eating healthy can have a huge impact on health, but I hate that obnoxious twunts like SisterBDSQ act the way they do. Her sanctimonious BS is just so off-putting.

Anonymous said...

Anyone ever saw a picture of BDSQ?

Anonymous said...

No reports of sudden-onset blindness, 97, so i guess not.

Anonymous said...

"SisterBDSQ act the way they do. Her sanctimonious BS is just so off-putting."

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Link, 96?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175479

Here you go, 99

I think her sanctimonious BS is pretty much constant. And yes, always off-putting

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I'd love to see a man go through pregnancy and childbirth. @@

Anonymous said...

101 a man being physically stronger is different then going through pregnancy and childbirth. My dh and just about every man I know are physically stronger then me.

However when it comes to squeezing a watermelon out of a something golf ball sized I win hands down.

Anonymous said...

Here's why there is going to be problems coming in the future with all this spectrum kids:

"DS 14 was asked to write a speech as valedictorian for their 8th grade graduation ceremony.
He politely declined

I asked him why, telling him he is an amazing speech writer. Last month he gave a speech at boy scouts. It brought tears to grown men's eyes.
His response, "there was a deadline. I don't like deadlines""

How will he be able to function. There are deadlines for everything in life. Your boss will give you deadlines, bills have to be paid by a deadline, you need to renew licenses and tabs by a deadline.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175564

Anonymous said...

Well, duh. Everyone ELSE is supposed to accommodate the special "on the spectrums"

You know, just like schools are forced to do. Rules don't apply to their special snowflakes, didn't you know?

Anonymous said...

UGg...I agree 104. The stupid IEP/504's drive me crazy as well. There was a pea that said her child had a plan where he was NOT required to do any homework. What.the.fuck. He was graded on a different scale than the other kids, as he didn't have homework grades to factor in. I weep for future employers...

Anonymous said...

I would like to say that my child had his year-end 504 review last week, and the teachers automatically put in that he should receive "extra testing time" and I said no. Take it out. Unless it's a day where he's had a freak out and can't physically take the test because he's too worked up, then fine. But he shouldn't automatically get extra time. He isn't mentally impaired.

I specifically wanted to make sure that he wasn't receiving extra time on ALL tests. Like the 5 minute multiplication tests they take every week. Those should be 5 minutes. I don't like the idea of my child receiving extra time just for the sake of it.

Anonymous said...

I'm 105, and I don't believe all of them are stupid, just some. I think the pendulum as swung too far, and now the schools are just giving in to all kinds of demands from parents. How about getting a backbone, and forcing the kids to learn some life skills? Some of them are legitimate and very much needed, but many more are just over the top.

Anonymous said...

Isn't BDSQ the one whose boyfriend/fiance/husband/whatever committed suicide? Or was that sylvia71? I always get the two of them mixed up for some reason-probably the uber cuntiness.

Anonymous said...

http://www.myspace.com/sisterbdsq/photos

Anonymous said...

103Anonymous said... 103 Here's why there is going to be problems coming in the future with all this spectrum kids:

"DS 14 was asked to write a speech as valedictorian for their 8th grade graduation ceremony.
He politely declined

I asked him why, telling him he is an amazing speech writer. Last month he gave a speech at boy scouts. It brought tears to grown men's eyes.
His response, "there was a deadline. I don't like deadlines""

How will he be able to function. There are deadlines for everything in life. Your boss will give you deadlines, bills have to be paid by a deadline, you need to renew licenses and tabs by a deadline.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175564

June 13, 2012 4:11 PM

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tabs? is she at the bar?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175408

Overweight law enforcement/fireman thread

So. IF you are an overweight cop or fireman, that's ok with the peas because it doesn't necessarily mean you are unhealthy. . However, if you are an overweight regular joe, then you are fat, lazy, unhealthy and a drain on tax payer dollars.

Double standard , wouldn't you agree ?

Anonymous said...

yeah, I would guess its different peas with different opinions, 111.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm. I pictured SisterBDSQ WAY less manly-looking with her assholian holier than thou attitude.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm. I pictured SisterBDSQ WAY less manly-looking with her assholian holier than thou attitude.
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me too. but she's actually kinda cute.

Anonymous said...

tabs = those little squares you put on your license plate every year.

Anonymous said...

Double standard , wouldn't you agree ?


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Double standards abound at the pod. One of it's defining characteristics.

Anonymous said...

I find it curious that there is so much hate for Ps on here that scrapbitch targets on the pod. Seems like she is over here alot posting her mean, nasty crap, doesn't it?
esp her defending anyone with fibromyalgia over here. what a mean wacko

Anonymous said...

Yeah would be please try that again 117 I'm not following you at at.

Anonymous said...

I don't get the freak out over sharing underwear. They're clean and washed, they're young sibs so doubtful they have crabs or VD or having their period.

At various times I've borrowed/worn my dh's, dd's and bf's underwear (clean, obvs). Not a big deal. Seriously better than going commando or re-wearing dirty panties.

But then I don't wash each family members clothes in separate loads either. Everything all get tossed in together, undies and all. The HORROR. @@

Anonymous said...

Why is BDSQ wearing a collar in most of the pics? She's a fucking dog with that dike haircut.

Anonymous said...

Fuck it. I'm hiding a bunch of friends on FB because they post 378,997 stupid-ass sayings/jesus quotes every damn day and I'm completely sick of it. Ugh.


//vent

Anonymous said...

I don't get the freak out over sharing underwear. They're clean and washed, they're young sibs so doubtful they have crabs or VD or having their period.

At various times I've borrowed/worn my dh's, dd's and bf's underwear (clean, obvs). Not a big deal. Seriously better than going commando or re-wearing dirty panties.

But then I don't wash each family members clothes in separate loads either. Everything all get tossed in together, undies and all. The HORROR. @@

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Why are you wearing men's used underwear?
It's gross, and I don't care if it's been washed, they are farted in, has a little pee dribble and ball sweat. That's a littl different than borrowing a tshirt.

Anonymous said...

BDSQ looks like a bitch.

I figured she would.

Anonymous said...

So blowjobs are a 'no' for you then?

Anonymous said...

115Anonymous said... 115 tabs = those little squares you put on your license plate every year.

June 13, 2012 6:58 PM

I've never heard them called that.

Anonymous said...

Nice try with the reaching, 124.

Jane Doe said...

I've never heard them referred to anything OTHER than tabs.

WTH do YOU call them?!

Anonymous said...

Registration Stickers. I went to google license plate tabs and a lot of Washington State sites came up. Must be regional lol.

Anonymous said...

never heard them called anything but stickers here.

Anonymous said...

I find it curious that there is so much hate for Ps on here that scrapbitch targets on the pod. Seems like she is over here alot posting her mean, nasty crap, doesn't it?


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Probably because those peas "she targets" are fucking fucktards that many peas "target."


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"esp her defending anyone with fibromyalgia over here. what a mean wacko "

has she actually signed her name to those particular posts here? or are you just guessing it is her? I am guessing that she has bitchslapped you at the pod, and from that complete drivel you posted, I would say with good reason.

Now go fuck yourself Zella. Or is it L'Urine? No wait! With that level from incomprehensiblity, you *have* to be Skyhag.

Anonymous said...

never heard them called anything but stickers here.
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stickers here too

Anonymous said...

I've never heard them referred to anything OTHER than tabs.

WTH do YOU call them?!

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Well here they are called TAGS.

Anonymous said...

Never heard them called tabs either. Just Registration Stickers

Anonymous said...

Who case what the fuck you call them. Go debate that inane shit at the bukkit.

Anonymous said...

Someone pissed in your cereal this morning didn't they # 134

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter whether you call them tabs, tags or registration sticker's the point is there is a deadline to renewing them.

Pretty much everything in life comes with a deadline. You don't get to pick and choose what and when you will do things.

How about instead of accommodating his lack of liking deadlines, she encourages him to get used to them and deal with them.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175612

So which is it? Slight stomach pains or full on anaphylactic reactions?

Anonymous said...

I've never heard them referred to anything OTHER than tabs.

WTH do YOU call them?!

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Well here they are called TAGS.
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Yep, same here, they're called TAGS!!

Anonymous said...

No, 135. I didn't come to read debates about license plate stickers.

Anonymous said...

Really? You used a "light up vibe" for a flashlight? Wow, stay classy steph, stay classy.

"Buying a new fancyish grill, putting it together by my dang self (granted, I used a butterknife as a screwdriver and a light up vibe from my demo because I couldn't find a flashlight...but it's SOLID) and then teaching myself how to grill like a pro."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175610

Anonymous said...

134Anonymous said... 134 Who case what the fuck you call them. Go debate that inane shit at the bukkit.

June 14, 2012 6:04 AM

Jane cares! She could ban your ass so you'd better start caring, Damn it! LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

136Anonymous said... 136 It doesn't matter whether you call them tabs, tags or registration sticker's the point is there is a deadline to renewing them.

Pretty much everything in life comes with a deadline. You don't get to pick and choose what and when you will do things.

How about instead of accommodating his lack of liking deadlines, she encourages him to get used to them and deal with them.

June 14, 2012 6:30 AM

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Well no shit Sherlock. The point was changed to whether she was sitting in a bar with a deadline on her TAB. People answering questions in the order that they come. :P

Anonymous said...

132Anonymous said... 132 I've never heard them referred to anything OTHER than tabs.

WTH do YOU call them?!

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Well here they are called TAGS.

June 14, 2012 5:28 AM

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Tags here are the license plate.

Anonymous said...

Do any of you know anyone in life who obsesses over sugar the way the Peas do? If they all eat and exercise the way they claim they do, they must all be some hot, svelte bitches.

Anonymous said...

140, I seriously doubt her story of using the light-up vibe for a flashlight, but she never misses an opportunity to open the door for her shilling.

Anonymous said...

I seriously doubt her story of using the light-up vibe for a flashlight, but she never misses an opportunity to open the door for her shilling.
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I agree. I've seen a few of those novelty type toys over the years and none are even remotely bright enough to use as a flashlight.

Anonymous said...

Do any of you know anyone in life who obsesses over sugar the way the Peas do? If they all eat and exercise the way they claim they do, they must all be some hot, svelte bitches.
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Yes IRL I do. Without fail the over obsessive the person is the less healthy they are. They are either black and blue from failing off the wagon or look like concentration camp victim who over tanned.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175675

So glad I'm not a "southern lady". The idea of going to a cotillion makes me want to sleep until it's over.

Anonymous said...

I agree. I've seen a few of those novelty type toys over the years and none are even remotely bright enough to use as a flashlight.
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or powerful enough to get off with

Anonymous said...

144Anonymous said... 144 Do any of you know anyone in life who obsesses over sugar the way the Peas do? If they all eat and exercise the way they claim they do, they must all be some hot, svelte bitches.

June 14, 2012 7:34 AM

Miss Jen will never be either of those.

Anonymous said...

So Jane is from Washington state?

I see ipeaglitter is back, but not to respond to the CDiff questions.

Anonymous said...

IPG always trots out a parent & dog thread when she's dodging a call-out on one of her medical dramas.

The only surprise for me is that there are any peas who still fall for it.

Anonymous said...

I live in the Midwest. We call them tabs here too.

Jane might be from Washington but she could be from the Midwest.

Anonymous said...

151Anonymous said... 151 So Jane is from Washington state?

I see ipeaglitter is back, but not to respond to the CDiff questions.

June 14, 2012 12:27 PM

I'd imagine she didn't know people were asking and her latest round of anti-biotics worked.

)or she had a fecal transplant(

Enjoy your dinner/lunch now! :P

Anonymous said...

153Anonymous said... 153 I live in the Midwest. We call them tabs here too.

Jane might be from Washington but she could be from the Midwest.

June 14, 2012 12:35 PM

I doubt anyone cares where Jane is from.

As far as I care, she is from the blog! LOL

Anonymous said...

Minnesota and Alaska call them license tabs, IIRC.

Anonymous said...

Jane = Mrs T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!

Anonymous said...

)or she had a fecal transplant(

Enjoy your dinner/lunch now! :P
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Thanks for that! lol

Anonymous said...

"IPG always trots out a parent & dog thread when she's dodging a call-out on one of her medical dramas."

Bizarrely, 3kidmama chimes in to say she gave her dog CDiff. wtf?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175708

Jane Doe said...

Nope, I don't live in Washington State. Sorry!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175745

WTF is this????

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175612

Jesus.

Anonymous said...

tell me about it 162. I was shocked at the pea who's friend demands to see the kitchen of restaurants she eats in to see what kind of gloves they use...um, wouldn't that be a health code violation?? I guess he allergy trumps the sanitation of the restaurant. I can see asking, or asking to see the box, but demanding to see the kitchen? Over the top...

Anonymous said...

Thank god no-one has replied to that crap, 161 - hope they continue not to.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175745

WTF is this????
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Pepea in major ass-kiss mode. Un-fucking-believable.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175663

Way to slyly up your blog hits!

Anonymous said...

Fuck that's henious. I'd feel like I was emerging from a womb every morning.

Anonymous said...

Uh, I thought pretty much everyone got mouth sores/irritation and/or the runs from eating to much vitamin C/citrus/fruit? Now it's an allergy?

Anonymous said...

Pepea in major ass-kiss mode. Un-fucking-believable.
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I think she is baiting Lauren. Those two have no love for each at all that I remember.

Anonymous said...

The number of peas with imaginary allergies and ailments is truly mind boggling.

The nsbr is like a magnet for hypochondriacs and attention seekers. gah.

Anonymous said...

The number of peas with imaginary allergies and ailments is truly mind boggling.
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I am actually stunned at how these people are still alive. Life threatening allergies, serious crippling diseases and a complete inability to make even the most basic choices for themselves it boggles my mind. I truly want to ask how they would survive day to day without the NSBR board.

Anonymous said...

It's a safe bet that her "health issues" are directly related to things like her butter consumption.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175761

fibro my ass . . .

Anonymous said...

I think you are right, 169, I got a sarcastic-like tone out of how she complimented Lauren on being good the past few weeks....and it's Thrusday so who knows!!

Anonymous said...

How many blog bitches here think that the Peas would hemorrhage if they knew you were a blog bitch? It wouldn't matter for me, because I'm relatively unknown and a skillful thread killer! I would be the one to post a thread about a family death and get 4 replies...lol.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I've noticed she has no problem bebopping around to stores when she's stocking up on fat, sugar and junk.

But things like housework, or a job are just too much for her @@

Anonymous said...

I can't think of a single pea that would surprise me if she was outted as a blog bitch.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175689

I predict that it will be 90 days or less before this OP is back at the pod with some major tale of woe about her out-of-control teenager.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3175290#30052505

Is this Sass? In her first thread (above) she proclaims to be divorced.

In her next thread (the one in which she neglects to listen to all the peas who tell her not to throw a party for her douchebag dd), she claims she and husband are going to have the party.

And the dd doesn't sound that bad to me really, sounds like typical teenager stuff. Who sends their kid to a scared straight program after one boyfriend the parents don't like.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3175689#30057787

Anonymous said...

I am actually stunned at how these people are still alive. Life threatening allergies, serious crippling diseases and a complete inability to make even the most basic choices for themselves it boggles my mind. I truly want to ask how they would survive day to day without the NSBR board.

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Because healthy people with good lives don't spend all fucking day being a top tier pea or getting their post count up, ok, alot of people on the bucket just post once in a while or read for fun. The people you are talking about are on there all the fucking time because they cant have a normal life.

That made sense in my head, anyway.

Anonymous said...

179 you might be on to something...

Anonymous said...

I think I get what you're saying 179. And I agree.

Anonymous said...

The people you are talking about are on there all the fucking time because they cant have a normal life.
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actually now a days people can pea from their phone and can be in the waiting room at the doctor or at soccer practice, doesn't mean they are sitting home all day. could also be people with boring jobs that surf the net all day long. or sahm whose kids are all in school - peabay comes to mind.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175703

Why does Sharla always ask dumb questions?

Anonymous said...

think you are right, 169, I got a sarcastic-like tone out of how she complimented Lauren on being good the past few weeks....and it's Thrusday so who knows!!

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It's pretty obvious to most that Lauren got a warning from STJ after her last kerfuffle to dial it down or else.

And yeah, PeePee is baiting her. LMAO.

Anonymous said...

can't think of a single pea that would surprise me if she was outted as a blog bitch.
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I assume pretty much all of them are blog bitches.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175745

WTF is this????
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Pepea in major ass-kiss mode. Un-fucking-believable.

Staph is a L'urine ass kisser too? I thought she had more brains than that. What a dimwit!

Anonymous said...

The nsbr is like a magnet for hypochondriacs and attention seekers. gah.
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Lefty comes to mind! She's mentioned several times today that she's "just not going to argue. Not today."

Hint, hint, todays the anniversary of my husband's death. I won't come right out and say it. I'll drop hints until people feel bad for me and give me the attention I deserve.

Either bring it up or don't. But stop being a passive aggressive twat about it. And if you're not ready to argue and grieving maybe you should stay off the MB and spend the day with your family.

Anonymous said...

You know I have noticed lefty has been nice this past week. I have to say it rubbed me the wrong way that a month after he died she came back to the board with guns blazing. The whole board supported her in her time of need, she needs to remember that before getting snarky with anyone.

Anonymous said...

LTO/beje is a total cunt.

Her attention whoring today was gross. And predictable.

Anonymous said...

You know I have noticed lefty has been nice this past week.
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Srsly? I have thought the opposite. That she's been ramping up the cunty. Her hints today kind of confirmed it for me.

Anonymous said...

Where's skybar been?

Anonymous said...

you people are all fucked up. mean fucking bitchy girls. immature.

Anonymous said...

Lol @192. Takes one to know one! :)

Anonymous said...

Yes but at least we know how to capitalize 192.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3175779

I wonder if FlaMom reads here. It's the only way I'd know about it being lefty's dh anniversary.

Anonymous said...

chances are good that flamom is a blog bitch. like someone else said, it's a safe assumption that pretty much every pea is a blog bitch.

her lefty thread is a poor attempt at covering her tracks.

Jane Doe said...

New space is up!

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