Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Space

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Anonymous said...

First?!

Anonymous said...

droppin in a deuce

Anonymous said...

Snowsilver is dumb as a box of rocks. All she can do is spout Fox-isms and clutch her pearls.

Anonymous said...

Snowsilver is dumb as a box of rocks. All she can do is spout Fox-isms and clutch her pearls.
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QFT!

We should make a list of the dumbest peas/biggest bible thumpers/biggest hypocrites. Of course, Typhus is at the top or near the top of all three categories.

Anonymous said...

Asslam is mentally unbalanced. She deliberately stirs up shit at the pod and then spends hours and days on end talking in circles, dodging, weaving and nitpicking.

At first I thought she was just odd, but it's so continuous and over the top.

There's definately something manic with that one. And the desperate LOOK AT ME!!!LOOK AT ME!!! aspect as well.

Anonymous said...

Maureen has more intelligence in her little finger than the whole of Aslan and Lynlam and Mrs T combined.

Aslan, Lynlam and Tyler are nothing but ignorant, braying jackasses.

Anonymous said...

That's a terrible insult to jackasses!

Anonymous said...

Please don't insult jackasses by comparing them to those cunts

Anonymous said...

NoSliver really shows what kind of person she is, and how she really thinks on her Obama thread.

Funny that she would claim to belong to the "Values" Party when she has none.

Anonymous said...

That's a terrible insult to jackasses!
June 5, 2012 3:26 PM

It really is :(

Anonymous said...

If anyone thinks Assbag doesn't take up for GZ they are as delusional as she is. She's done everything but French kiss the guy.....at least that we know of....

Anonymous said...

If april thinks she will make big money running a business called aprils showers, she is a bigger fool than I thought!

Anonymous said...

\o/
I pooped today!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3092179&pg=2

Why would this thread be btt?? It's from months ago...

also, there is way to much tmi in there!!

Anonymous said...

me too!

Anonymous said...

Well, Unlimited Corporate Cash won. Athena can revel in that.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the space, Peebs. Say hi to your dad from his biggest fan. Loved him in Cocoon.

Anonymous said...

Oh and I never knew you were on Jeopardy!
http://www.union.edu/N/DS/s.php?s=4609

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174088

Now if a different Pea had posted this there would be plenty of sympathy. I think it sucks for her at the jobs she's leaving and at two peas.

Anonymous said...

Shorter Snowsliver, Pineapple et al:

"We must close union offices, confiscate their money, and put their leaders in prison. We must reduce workers' salaries and take away their right to strike."




Oh wait...sorry, that was Hitler c 1933. I'm sure you can understand any confusion.

Anonymous said...

Meh. It's a one hour massage not a cruise on the QEII

Anonymous said...

Heavenly Bash?

Anonymous said...

Fuck. Now we have to listen to the frothers gloating about that ass Walker not being thrown out. I feel sorry for Wisconsinites with brains.

More incentive to work to reelect Pres. O...

Anonymous said...

The frothers were the ones looking to oust Walker. Or should I say, the cry-baby, loser, whiners. Just like you, 23

Anonymous said...

momof3b1g, wow! helicopter mom! Trying to control her 18 year old adult son. Good grief, let the guy have text messaging, it's the current form of communication.
I bet as soon as her soon gets a taste of college life, he will be moving out from mommy and moving in with his friends.

Anonymous said...

Really didn't want the image of nathansmommy giving blow jobs in my head:

"No question, unless it is personal ie "do you give Daddy a BJ" is off limits in this house. We say we will tell you anything but our private business is ours. So I will tell you what a BJ is but I won't tell you the last time I gave one and I when they are sexually active I won't expect them to tell me what goes on behind their closed doors either."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3174042&pg=2

Anonymous said...

Speaking of massage. I wonder if L'urine went back to Nyxish for another one. Ewwwwwww!

Anonymous said...

Damn 25 just read that thread, feel bad for that kid. His mommy doesn't want to cut the cord. I so hope my dd doesn't end up with a kid like him, some day she will be the mil from Hell.

Anonymous said...

Fuck. Now we have to listen to the frothers gloating about that ass Walker not being thrown out.

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Upside: Walker sucked up literally boatloads of Koch money.

Anonymous said...

I may have missed it, but have we discussed the creepy pose that this mother put her child in? No child this age should EVER pose like this.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174080

Anonymous said...

28.... I agree, momof3b1g will be THAT mother-in-law, that expects her son at her home for EVERY holiday. No sharing with the Daughter-in-laws family.
She probably expects to be in the delivery room when her grandbabies are born.

Anonymous said...

tzuscrappy's thread/post: Her ex won't pay half of the extra activitys(sports, swim, etc...).

What do you bet, her issues with him(the ex), are more about him moving on and leaving her behind, and him moving on to someone new.

I predict, tzuscrappy will be posting about the horrid "fiance/new wife", in the very near future.

Anonymous said...

I agree, momof3b1g will be THAT mother-in-law, that expects her son at her home for EVERY holiday. No sharing with the Daughter-in-laws family.
She probably expects to be in the delivery room when her grandbabies are born.
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Yes. I predict many epic, whiny, outraged posts re the poor dil.

Anonymous said...

Zella seems to be a hypochondriac.
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Why yes, yes she is. For an RN, she is really stupid. I think she is an attention whore. Anyone else remember that shit about her dd? I don't remember the details, but some drama regarding her dd and boyfriend? She bugs me.

Anonymous said...

Was she the one whose dd was living with a married couple or open relationship kind of couple and she completed the threesome?

Then wasn't there something strange about one or both dds almost drowning while on vacation?

She's got *such* a drama filled life!

Anonymous said...

How about the time her older dd had to sit next to some perv on a plane and NO ONE would make him stop touching her dd while she sat with younger dd. I'd have moved both dd together and the first time Mr. Perv touched me I'd flick him in the balls.

She is something else, like most of the other memorable peas.

Anonymous said...

Yes 30 I thought the same thing seeing that pose. I'm guessing mommy has been a big girl all her life, never thin like her dd so she's going to play out all her thin girl fantasies through her dd.

Anonymous said...

Where does kelpea live? I'm not sure I believe this:

I am always glad we did speak with them prior to middle school, especially since this is the second year in a row there's been a 6th grade pregnancy in their school. I wonder if their parents ever spoke with them...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174115

Anonymous said...

Is marymarys aspie sister really funny? Not sure I waste my precious free time reading about her.

Anonymous said...

stfu sdeven, the didn't "kick you off the boat", you tripped and fucked up your knee, you had to get medical attention and that's not going to happen on a boat.

"Having your vacation get screwed totally sucks. I ruined our cruise in February by tripping and slamming my knee into the floor...before we even left the port of.Miami. Our cruise consisted of about three hours on the ship. They kicked us off the boat and we spent our vacation having knee surgery."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174124

Anonymous said...

Why the fuck is it ok to say Aspie but not 'tard' for someone who has mental retardation, or any other label. It sounds plain stupid.

Anonymous said...

I think it's pretty amusing that MaryMary can start a thread like that. If she wasn't "tier one" the peas would rip her to shreds.

Anonymous said...

Because aspie is cute and tard isn't? Idk, personally I think people get all butt hurt about the craziest things these days. Hell you can't even say normal in regards to your kids now they're either neurotypical or special.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3173904


Fucking Nightowl Diarrhea of the Keyboard Crapper!

I used to complain about heartcat but jfc at least her posts are pretty nice even if they are long.

Someone tell Nightowl to get a fucking job. Or a life.

Anonymous said...

I doubt that 42 lots of peas call their kids "aspies" which to me sounds like some kind of dog breed.

Anonymous said...

#24 = sammel/old pea new name. Sammel, if you don't want to be outed as a blog bitch, don't post the exact same thing in 2 different places.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174052

Didn't take long for the panties to wad on this thread. "golf moms" good lord give me a break.

Anonymous said...

I guess it's only cute if her aspie sister says it. I mean really. What if she had said "My NORMAL sister said...".

How many sisters are there in that brood of what is it 12 or 13? 17? LOL

Anonymous said...

She'd get hand slapped by all the parents of special snowflakes who don't think it's fair to call normal kids normal while their kids have to have a label.

Anonymous said...

Fail at trying to fit in and be funny Jill:

My 8yo (who one expert says is on the spectrum, but another says he's not...but we're working with him with the issues that are present) was playing on the monkey bars last year on a playdate with some other kids. He fell and ate sand. He got up, all upset, and yelled, "This is why I HATE GRAVITY!"

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174097

Anonymous said...

lmao @ Sammel/OldPeaStillLame blog fail.

Anonymous said...

Heartcat has nothing on Diarrhea Nightowl and Beje/LTO.

Anonymous said...

Diarrhea Owl. I like the sound of that!

LMFAO!

Anonymous said...

I had a bride use a shitty bridal shop and they deliberately ordered dresses the wrong size so they could make money on alterations. I also paid and they didn't write down my payment so the night before the wedding, they didn't want to give me my darn dress!

And the owner was SUCH a piece of work. She would tell you that you must have porked up since she ordered the dress.

She ordered mine way too small, and charged me for a "plus size" that has more material.

UGH! I hope she has gone out of business!
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lmao! I can't believe the shit people will make up and then actually expect people to believe.
from the wedding dress thread
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174192

Anonymous said...

53Anonymous said... 53 Diarrhea Owl. I like the sound of that!

LMFAO!

June 6, 2012 12:04 PM

or owl scat

Anonymous said...

"Diarrhea Owl. I like the sound of that!"

*****
You sound like 12 year olds.

Anonymous said...

OMG you are some funny bitches!

Anonymous said...

Are you calling Mariah2 a liar there 54? Come on now everything she says is the gospel truth.

Anonymous said...

"Diarrhea Owl. I like the sound of that!"

*****
You sound like 12 year olds.

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And you sound like that 12 year old who acts like she's 85 and dead inside.

Anonymous said...

57Anonymous said... 57 OMG you are some funny bitches!

June 6, 2012 12:33 PM

Hey Bitch!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for linking us to that boys texting thread. It was an amusing read, and I thought Nightowl made a lot of sense, to be honest.

The OP sounds like a complete whack, though.

Anonymous said...

That texting OP really does sound like a peach.

Her son must be beyond miserable, poor kid.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174174

mlamarre has hookertastic taste in shoes. The OP is asking for comfy shoes to wear to the office ffs.

Anonymous said...

"And you sound like that 12 year old who acts like she's 85 and dead inside."

*****
Because I don't make up childish names for people? Yeah, sure. Whatever you say.

Anonymous said...

64? The poster you calded childish didn't make up the name, she responded that she liked it.

.just.pointin'.out.the.obvious.here.

Anonymous said...

"64? The poster you calded childish didn't make up the name, she responded that she liked it.

.just.pointin'.out.the.obvious.here."

******
The whole point went right over your head, 65. You really don't have what it takes to point out anything to anybody. Obvious or not.

Anonymous said...

Anti-texting mean mommy has a troll id and outed herself? Nice touch.

Anonymous said...

I don't think I have the heart to find/read the thread Edgy referred to in Purpose-Driven Cunt's saga, where her husband beat the elderly dog and encouraged the kids to join in.

Because if even half the story is true...jesus.

Anonymous said...

link 67?

Anonymous said...

wtf? someone beat a dog and asked others to join in? sounds like bullshit. or michael vick.

Anonymous said...

YEs, link please, 67.

Anonymous said...

Never mind my lazy ass found it:

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3173904&pg=2

Another one bites the dust.

Anonymous said...

66Anonymous said... 66 "64? The poster you calded childish didn't make up the name, she responded that she liked it.

.just.pointin'.out.the.obvious.here."

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The whole point went right over your head, 65. You really don't have what it takes to point out anything to anybody. Obvious or not.

June 6, 2012 4:09 PM

No, you're stupid. That poster did NOT make the name. You missed a post. Get your eyes checked (and fixed if you can afford it).

Anonymous said...

52Anonymous said... 52 Heartcat has nothing on Diarrhea Nightowl and Beje/LTO.

June 6, 2012 11:33 AM
53Anonymous said... 53 Diarrhea Owl. I like the sound of that!

LMFAO!

June 6, 2012 12:04 PM

See? and you responded to the wrong one. Doh!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174205


God, Grinning Cat is an insufferable prick.

Anonymous said...

I don't think I have the heart to find/read the thread Edgy referred to in Purpose-Driven Cunt's saga, where her husband beat the elderly dog and encouraged the kids to join in.

Because if even half the story is true...jesus.
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Is this it? When one pet kills another pet? Her husband is a fucking asshole.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3167827

Anonymous said...

50: Failed how?

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174141

How can these women be so helpless?? Seriously, you need to pay for something to remind you to clean your freaking house? I bet most of them don't work outside the home, either.

I do put a reminder on my calendar to change the AC filter once a month - other than that, I somehow manage to keep my house clean without any sort of electronic reminder.

Anonymous said...

Busypea is such a know-it-all bitch on 78's thread. But what else is new?

I'd like to see how the know-it-all peas live IRL.

Anonymous said...

Busybodypea thinks she is the queen of Apple and apps and gets really snarky if someone dares to disagree with her.

Anonymous said...

It wouldn't surprise me if PurposeDrivenPea was just as cruel as her husband, despite the victim posturing. She really gives off a creepy Karla Homolka vibe.

Anonymous said...

And a random aside: old Karla Homolka turned up as an active poster on Mothering.com a few years ago. Nobody was the wiser until she was outed.

She was big on cloth diapers.

:shudder::

Anonymous said...

Sdeven always came across to me as a lesbian

Anonymous said...

That deserves a wow.just.wow I knew she was out of prison but I had no idea she had a kid. That poor boy and what he will go through as he grows up and realizes what a POS his mother is.

Anonymous said...

Sdeven always came across to me as a lesbian

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ITA. And really really angry about it.

Anonymous said...

84., I think she may even have two at this point. She married some dumb shithead who bought her victim story.

I saw some of her posts. They lived with his parents whom she hated. Her whining was weirdly banal. And almost pea-worthy. It would not surprise me if she found her way to the NSBR one day.

Anonymous said...

who is karla homolka?

Anonymous said...

She's a Canadian who was married to a rapist and serial killer. She claimed to also be his victim and that she was more or less forced to participate in his crimes. She got a plea deal to do 12 years, then it was found that she was a willing participant, including in the rape of her own sister (who died as a result). Karla Homolka is a piece of shit. Prison is too good for her.

Anonymous said...

Really??!?! Karla Homolka? On mothering.com? Well, holy shit.
What was her user name? Anyone remember?

Anonymous said...

had never heard of karla homolka. did a google. wish i hadn't. that is some sick shit.

Anonymous said...

It's been a year or two, and they may have erased her posts/account, but it was something very very close to Emily Tremblay.

One of the (many) things that gave her away was that she entered her known birthdate: May 4, 1970.

There's a small organized online group that's worked very hard to keep track of her since she's released because they believe her to be dangerous. They were the ones that found and outed her.

Anonymous said...

They should be able to sterilize serial killers while they are in prison.
That way they don't get to create more innocents who will suffer as a result of their actions.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174272

This is not even snarky, but this lady needs to get off the computer ASAP and get some professional help. Getting chicken mcnuggets and taking her son to buy a skateboard and loaning a friend money caused this much stress??? She really needs real help, and not clucking hens on a messageboard.

Anonymous said...

This is not even snarky, but this lady needs to get off the computer ASAP and get some professional help. Getting chicken mcnuggets and taking her son to buy a skateboard and loaning a friend money caused this much stress??? She really needs real help, and not clucking hens on a messageboard.

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Could not agree with you more. She's sick and asking for hugs on a message board is NOT the help she needs.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174242

lol...lauren got called out on her meltdowns!

Anonymous said...

94, 93. She's the same pea who has the sister and uncle dying

Anonymous said...

"No, you're stupid. That poster did NOT make the name. You missed a post. Get your eyes checked (and fixed if you can afford it)."

*****
Sorry, you're still not getting it 73. I don't think you ever will, just move on and forget it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174236

Yep, she can't have a good time without drinking. Her booze is more important than the babysitter's safety.

Anonymous said...

I know that 96...I am 93, I was not being mean or snarky, she really needs more professional help.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking the same thing #98...it's sad, her dad was an alcoholic...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174265

JesusFuckingChrist TravelAgent.

Brainbleach, stat.

Anonymous said...

FMR, ADDmicki is only 37? My guess would have been mid to late forties.

I wonder how long it will be before dangergirl shows up at school in clothes covered with jalapeno popper grilled cheese filth?

Anonymous said...

What?! ADDLousewife is only three years older than me? I guessed she was more like my mother's age (mid-fifties). Damn. Somebody tell me what she's doing to look so old (and bad) so I can avoid it.

Anonymous said...

ITA 101. I usually don't mind hearing stories like that, from girlfriends or whatever. But in her annual holiday letter?? Ok weirdo! Plus, she is soooooo weird looking. No one wants to imagine her doing that. Gag

Anonymous said...

98 don't be so dramatic. She didn't know her husband wasn't going to want to drive the babysitter home. It was the first night it came up...and after their date was over. If you think it's not ok for a mom going out with her husband on a date night to have a couple glasses of wine with dinner, you seriously need to take the stick out. Either that or you are sdeven, in which case I'm sorry, because I know that stick is permanently stuck.

Anonymous said...

102 where did you see her age?? I would have guessed at least mid to late 40's...

Anonymous said...

She posted it in her hysterectomy thread. She said she'll be 38 in a few weeks. :O

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174292

Link for 106.

Anonymous said...

She is also pulling a jrenae and constantly bumping with replies. She's an ass.

Anonymous said...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT????? ADDHousewife is younger than me???? Holy crap she looks at least 15 years older than me.

Anonymous said...

94, 93. She's the same pea who has the sister and uncle dying

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I'm 94.

Buying chicken nuggets and a skateboard shouldn't stress you out that far. I understand how hard it is to have a loved one die. BTDT, sadly. I managed to function. If you cannot function and do simple things without needing to decompress (chicken nuggets and skateboard buying, FYI, are simple) you probably need professional help and I'm saying that nicely.

Anonymous said...

I'll say it all snarky and shit. EllaPea is batshit crazy and she's a selfish piece of shit for using her dying relatives as fodder for sympathy and attention on a message board.

She obviously has plenty of time on her hands and sponges off her parents-she doesn't work, FFS. Yet she can manage to get out and about, spemd $60 at her LSS the other day, flit aroud buying skateboards, and sending $700 to some dumbass friend who is probably as crazy as she is. She needs to check herself into the nearest loony bin and hire some private nurses to care for her family.

Anonymous said...

Honestly, I think her not working is adding to her stress. She doesn't have any way to distract herself from what is going on.

Anonymous said...

She doesn't *want* to distract herself. She's one of those heartless bitches who thinks *anything* that gets her attention and sympathy is fun and exciting. She's happy, happy, cheery, cheery in about 75% of her posts. And then once in a while she remembers that someone is actually dying and gets sad. She's scary crazy.

Anonymous said...

97Anonymous said... 97 "No, you're stupid. That poster did NOT make the name. You missed a post. Get your eyes checked (and fixed if you can afford it)."

*****
Sorry, you're still not getting it 73. I don't think you ever will, just move on and forget it.

June 6, 2012 7:54 PM

You don't know how to read and are dense. You need to put down your crack pipe!

Anonymous said...

96Anonymous said... 96 94, 93. She's the same pea who has the sister and uncle dying

June 6, 2012 7:50 PM

I didn't know about the uncle. Isn't her Mother very ill as well? Her facebook was posted here, her name is Dawn not Ellanah which is the weirdest thing about her IMO.

Anonymous said...

She said something about some kind of flower she was in a former life. She's a fucking fruitcake.

I wish I could remember which thread that was. Maybe I do need a spreadsheet after all.

Anonymous said...

It was someones thread about their orchid hobby but I can't remember who. The title said something about being laugh off of NSBR.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3172143

Found it on google. The being laughed at was IN the thread, not the title. Angievp's thread.

Anonymous said...

109 = you guys have some weird rules about what's okay to do on an MB. Replying? So the thread gets bumped! OMG! Clearly, if you look for a problem, you'll find it. But it makes you look stupid.

Anonymous said...

Not as stupid as it makes you look micki

Anonymous said...

Don't hate on the orchids. They're beautiful and a much better hobby than watching soaps and shoving bon bons into your piehole.

Anonymous said...

Tango1 won't let her son grow up and of course she wears underwear to bed. And I bet she always drives the babysitter home.

Anonymous said...

After that scorpion thread, I'm never going to bed without underwear again, I think!!

Anonymous said...

yours was too!

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Anonymous said...

Just shaking my head at 115.

Anonymous said...

I think Ellapea has Munchausen's by Internet!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnchausen_by_Internet

Anonymous said...

122Anonymous said... 122 Don't hate on the orchids. They're beautiful and a much better hobby than watching soaps and shoving bon bons into your piehole.

June 7, 2012 4:38 AM

Someone hated on the orchids? (Or did you forget to read again?)

It looks like school is out.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174345

kelpea is such an annoying twat.

Anonymous said...

121 - I'm not micki. Nice try though.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=21&thread_id=3174195

A go-to Father's Day Gift!!

Anonymous said...

131 ITA. She doesn't even make any sense on that thread. When I read her dramatic opening post I couldn't imagine what the listing was going to be like. It was completely fine, beautiful.

She's just trying so hard to be a Top Tier Pea that she probably is trying to impress them by pretending like she's looking down her nose at this "darling" home. Puh-lease. We've seen your pictures kelpea.

The footage is not even wrong. If it was? So what? Tell the realtor, she'll fix it in about 10 seconds.

She's such a dumb attention whore. No one even liked her and then she got all that attention when she sent her son away to the mental hospital...now she is desperately trying to still have Peas know who she is. So pathetic. Get.A.Life.

Anonymous said...

PRAY FOR ADAM!

Anonymous said...

what does 125 mean?

Anonymous said...

She does realize that putting them on twopeas is like putting her underwear pics on the side of a bus, right?

Anonymous said...

omg why why would she do that? And ffs at least match your bra and panties!

Anonymous said...

Who is Adam and why am I praying for him??

Anonymous said...

I believe heartcat is officially the dumbest Pea ever. Why would you post pictures like that if you had one drop of brains?

I also agree match and your plain old he sees them everyday undies are lame for these types of pictures. I would have at least hit up Target (cheap) for something cute and new.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=21&thread_id=3174195

A go-to Father's Day Gift!!
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Christ on a popsicle stick you need to warn a girl when you post shit like that.

WTF would possess her to post those on 2Peas?

Anonymous said...

The meanest thing ever would be to post those on reddit. Or 4chan. Bless her big dumb head.

Anonymous said...

Christ on a popsicle stick you need to warn a girl when you post shit like that.

WTF would possess her to post those on 2Peas
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EEK! SOMEONE PASS THE EYE BLEACH!!!

Anonymous said...

GAAAAAAAAAAH! Holy hell! Eye bleach for me too, please. Possibly a lobotomy as well.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but boudoir photos are something that should ONLY be shared with your SO/DH! NOT the entire intrawebs!

Even if I were 110 lbs, I would still NEVER share those types of pics with strangers on the internet!

Anonymous said...

Shit. I opened that at work.

A NSFW disclaimer would be nice.

Anonymous said...

Booooo Dwa is right.

Anonymous said...

A NSFW disclaimer would be nice.
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More like NSFA*

*anywhere

Anonymous said...

holy mother of god. heartcat has lost her damn mind.

Anonymous said...

i love that heartcat puts "I didn't really plan for it, so I didn't have any props."

WELL THANK GOD FOR SMALL FAVORS. It's bad enough I had to see those without adding any "props" to the mix!!!!

Anonymous said...

If I knew, I wouldn't be souring the internet
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Best typo of the day.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174367

Anonymous said...

I couldn't get Kelp(seaweed)'s link to open. I took out the ID for the property and it wanted me to sign up at the site.?.

Help a sistah.

Anonymous said...

http://www.postlets.com/repb/7607738

For 152. It didn't ask me to sign up.

I think Seaweed should be K's permanent blog nickname. :)

Anonymous said...

If not having plans for the day means you suddenly decide to roll around your bed and take pictures of yourself in your Hanes Her Way, then you need a job or something else productive to do.

Anonymous said...

153Anonymous said... 153 http://www.postlets.com/repb/7607738

For 152. It didn't ask me to sign up.

I think Seaweed should be K's permanent blog nickname. :)

June 7, 2012 10:10 AM

Not sure why but it will not let me bring that page up. I'm sure she's full of shit though LOL

Anonymous said...

Kelp is one of the strangest peas ever. She's a close 2nd to Thornbird (Mariah).

At least thornbird had the sense not to spawn.

Anonymous said...

holy mother of god. heartcat has lost her damn mind.

*****

No SHIT. OMFG. Why? WHY???

Anonymous said...

I don't think she looks horrible, but she certainly is not a supermodel. My god why would someone post that type of photo for the whole world to see? That's just nuts.

Anonymous said...

Fatty McFatstein!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3173957#30030783

Anonymous said...

Like someone said, if you're going to the trouble of boudoir shots AND then the insanity of posting them on teh interwebz, at least find yourself a set of matching bra and panties, or a fancy teddy or something. Make even a teeny tiny bit of fucking effort.
She's gross-and I'm not bagging on her looks. Serious shades of that Marvel chick going on.

I also had to laugh b/c of her drivel about how he makes her feel attractive or desirable or whatever. Wasn't she the one going all Bridges of Madison County a while back and planning to leave her DH for some random guy???

Anonymous said...

he= heartcat's DH

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3173957#30030783

Damn, vegetables have no place in her world, huh? I'll bet that autistic kid of hers could use a few nutrients for a change.

Anonymous said...

I'm wondering about the autism/poor diet link as well.

Anonymous said...

160-yes, that was heartcat. it was epic the way she went on and on and on about this guy she was ready to leave her poor sap of a DH for. Ah, the memories.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174415
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Is she seriously asking for a full excel tutorial in a 2 peas post?

If you're an adult who is unable to do your elementary school child's homework using excel, you seriously need a class.

Anonymous said...

Potatoes, rolls, and corn. It's obvious her philosophy is Fuck That Low Carb Bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Seaweed really is dumber than a box of rocks.

Anonymous said...

That's some nice belly cottage cheese in that first pic! Gross! Some people have no dignity!

Anonymous said...

I don't think she looks horrible, but she certainly is not a supermodel. My god why would someone post that type of photo for the whole world to see? That's just nuts.

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ITA. The pics aren't horrible (believe me, I've seen waaaay worse!), it's that they shouldn't be posted on a public messageboard.

Dumb, dumb move. They're out there, for every single person on the planet to see forever and forever.

Anonymous said...

Glasses look damn weird and unsexy in sexxytime pics.

Anonymous said...

Stupid question from me: Say she removes them right now wouldn't they be gone from the internet?

I guess I'm just wondering why they would be around forever.

Unless someone copies and saves them to their hard drive. Is that how they'd still be around?

Sorry I don't know a lot about computers and the web.

Anonymous said...

Stupid question from me: Say she removes them right now wouldn't they be gone from the internet?

I guess I'm just wondering why they would be around forever.

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1) Google cache
2) wayback machine
3) some troll will put them up somewhere and link to them whenever they feel like it, and she will have no ability to stop it or delete them

you can't control your info once you put it on the internet.

Anonymous said...

Glasses look damn weird and unsexy in sexxytime pics.
June 7, 2012 2:42 PM

Agreed. And so do mismatched plain jane undies. And Mardi Gras bead quality jewelry.

Like someone else said, try to make an effort, heartcat. Or don't. But FFS, be smart enough not to post those pictures online, especially at fucking 2peas.

Anonymous said...

OK thank you for the info 172 good to know, guess I'll hold off on sharing my "tastefully done boudoir" photos then. Or I'll at least re shoot them and match my bra and panties.

Anonymous said...

Or I'll at least re shoot them and match my bra and panties.
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:) TIA

Anonymous said...

Heartcat needs to do something with that troll hair!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174362

This thread was hard to read, what with all the helicopter noise in the room with me.

Anonymous said...

Jesus, yesterday it was Mr and Mrs Travel Agent fucking in public, today it's HC's amateur nudie pics.

Time to take a break from the pod.

Anonymous said...

lol no way 178 shit like that's what makes it all worth while wading through "what's for dinner" and "vote for me" threads.

Anonymous said...

WTF, Heartcat!!!!!!!! Probably the very last pea I would have expected to post underpants pictures of herself on the board. WTF!!!!!!!

And kelpea is losing it. She posted that shit & run the other day about crushing on a guy because of his hilariousness (he wasn't). No one agreed with her opinion and she never came back. Her posts lately just seem....disjointed or something. Things that make you go hmmmmmm.

Anonymous said...

Lol at #178.

Anonymous said...

LMAO, BurningFart must have toured the KeriWest McMansion:

"Now on the other hand, we are looking for houses in Dallas. And no offense to any Texas Peas, but holy hell some of the houses down there have some FUGLY decorating. It's like they sold Venetian plaster, gold paint, and red brocade in bulk."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174345

Anonymous said...

Betting the boudoir bra & panties were a yardsale find.

Anonymous said...

Oh, how I'd like to post this on the pod in light of the recent fat bashing threads:

From a April 2012 Wall Street Journal story:

Autism Linked to Obesity in Mothers

"Researchers said mothers who are obese are significantly more likely to have a child with autism or another developmental abnormality.

About half the risk of autism, a condition characterized by poor social skills and repetitive behaviors, is genetic, researchers believe, while the rest stems from factors including older parental age, premature birth or failure to take prenatal vitamins."

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to link Heatcat's scraggy panty photos to the NSBR.

Blog bitches be careful not to out yourself, if you don't usually post on the GS board, but you post on Heatcat's photo thread then it will be fairly obvious that you read about it here.

Anonymous said...

????186???? Nsbr is where I saw it.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 186, but I don't really give a fuck if the bucket knows I'm a blog bitch after I post on the General Photography board.

Anonymous said...

Old news #185, and it's pretty much a crock. Every mother I know who's kid is autistic is skinny and crunchy granola.

Anonymous said...

Betting the boudoir bra & panties were a yardsale find.

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literally burst out laughing. SO TRUE

Anonymous said...

190Anonymous said... 190 Betting the boudoir bra & panties were a yardsale find.

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literally burst out laughing. SO TRUE

June 7, 2012 8:22 PM

Same here.


187, if you got the link from this blog you did NOT see it on NSBR, that link was to the GP board. (Not NSBR OR GS it's on GP)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174335

++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Hilarious how certain peas are desperate to completely ignore a certain former CEO-President-who-must-not-be-named.

Bush who? He never ran on his business background!!!!!!1!!

LMAO.

Anonymous said...

Well, duh. Classic 'party of responsibility' move.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174404

whack-whack-whack.

i'm hearing helicopters again.

Anonymous said...

186 here, my mistake, I thought it was GS, but it is GP. I almost posted because I just assumed it was NSBR, thought I'd warn others in case they

Anonymous said...

...did the same thing.

Hit post too soon!

Anonymous said...

188Anonymous said... 188 Thanks 186, but I don't really give a fuck if the bucket knows I'm a blog bitch after I post on the General Photography board.

June 7, 2012 8:10 PM

Ooooooh, you're so bold and tough! @@

Anonymous said...

WWTPD? Pay to go to someone else's birthday? pinkabella

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LOL I thought for sure she was somehow getting in a crack on Annabella since she charges people to come to her parties.

Anonymous said...

Old news #185, and it's pretty much a crock. Every mother I know who's kid is autistic is skinny and crunchy granola
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True that! The two kids I personally know who are both autistic have average weight mothers and fathers.

I don't know of one fat chick who's got a kid on the spectrum.

Anonymous said...

200!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3174173

She just needs to stop trying to force the kid to potty train, her dd's not even three yet and she's been trying to train the kid off and on since January. Pierkiss just doesn't seem to understand you can't force a kid to potty train.

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