It's pretty clear she already did. The time stamp w/ Lauren descending out of nowhere in less than two minutes to unleash curses on Lucy for pointing the BM/L'Urine synchronicity was pretty damning.
And that's not "two minutes" as an expression. A literal sixty seconds and change between the two posts. She was on that thread live.
I was thinking about the Roberts family today. The wingie talking heads are accusing him of treason. Nearly all right wing blogs have multiple posts calling for his death.
My children have no respect for me. They don't do what I tell them. They do whatever they want and on their own schedule. We don't believe in hitting our kids, but there are times when I really think about cracking them a good one on the ass to see if it has any effect. –-----------
The "shredding of the constitution" meme that Lynloon was babbling about comes verbatim from the Breitbart site. She probably gets her marching orders and daily talking points from them.
It's pretty clear she already did. The time stamp w/ Lauren descending out of nowhere in less than two minutes to unleash curses on Lucy for pointing the BM/L'Urine synchronicity was pretty damning.
And that's not "two minutes" as an expression. A literal sixty seconds and change between the two posts. She was on that thread live. June 28, 2012 6:31 PM
True. I just wish she'd do it in flame-out style for all her excuse makers. So that they couldn't deny it and make more excuses.
Smell that? It's the acrid stink of fear coming from the repubs. They know they're circling the drain and it will only get worse from here. ============ The word I hear from the IRL crazies I know is they all loaded up on ammo on the way home from work tonight.
I encourage the wingnuts I know to buy freeze dried meals and mountain top safehouses. It keeps them occupied. Kind of like how you keep a toddler occupied.
LMAO, one of their more hilarious delusions is that only True Conservative Teabaggers are armed. And that law enforcement and the US military will join them en masse in their confederate-fantasy uprising.
LMAO, one of their more hilarious delusions is that only True Conservative Teabaggers are armed. And that law enforcement and the US military will join them en masse in their confederate-fantasy uprising.
Idiots. ============= scary idiots, who are convinced it is the end of days.
I'm so glad I have a job to go to every day so I don't sit home, pea and watch political blowhards on tv all day.
Maybe if any of the peas on the political threads contributed on iota to society by working, I'd put slightly less than 1% credence in what any of them have to say.
No shit, I thought the photo of brandy's hair was a before shot, I was scrolling and looking for the after. Took me a few seconds to realize *that* was the after. She should ask for her money back.
See you guys. I've been here since the beginning and people used to post witty and amusing smack. But lately it's become so juvenile that I find I do nothing but roll my eyes.
Can anyone who read the long-ass OP summarize it for me? And likely confirm my suspicion that she's stupid? Thanks.
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Her husband works for a company that is *thisclose* to going out of business and might possibly drop their health care coverage to stay afloat.
Her daughter has some problem that requires $6K a month in medical care.
If the husband's company drops medical insurance they can't afford their daughter's medical care.
Apparently husband finding a new job with a company not about to go under is not a thought that has crossed her mind. Or buying their own health insurance either.
So now she is mad cuz they are supposed to build a custom house and she doesn't want to, she wants to save money for the Apocalypse. Her husband tells her to stop being a drama queen and she is pissed.
your attitude is exactly why there have been so many foreclosures and bankruptcies. you shouldnt have had 4 children if you can't afford them. use condoms.
Half the Peas can't even manage to browse the bukkit correctly from a mobile device, how are they going to edit their posts? Fat sausage fingers can't press tiny icons.
Her daughter has some problem that requires $6K a month in medical care
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And for small and medium-sized businesses, this is a huge problem no one addresses when screaming about healthcare.
It only takes one or two employees (or their dependents) to rack up *huge* medical expenses in excess of the total premiums collected. It's called medical loss ratio. Naturally, the insurance company trys to compensate by jacking the premiums for all employees through the roof the next year.
#53 - Beats me. Seems like an odd way to word overcoming infertility and having children. It almost makes it seem like she is the product of an infertile couple?
Mrs Greengenes says she is an "infertility survivor".
What the what? I have never heard this expression before.
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I saw that too. So does that make infertile women who've moved on with their lives, "infertility casualties?" She's such a martyr and a drama queen. It's almost like she wants everything to fail and wind up homeless so she can point and say "I told you so!"
I remember a thread a few months ago where she got CRAZY over some ish a crazy, hearing-impaired Pea posted.
The Pea was BSC, too, don't get me wrong (something about how she's hearing impaired and was offended by her MIL's questions about why she chooses not to use a hearing aid and if she'd use hearing aids on the kids if they had them).
Peas disagreed with the OP, and then Ms. Greengenes got CUHRAYZAY!!! Something about how her brother is hearing impaired and then she started arguing with other, actual hearing impaired, Peas about how she knows more about deafness than they do.
Wait, Kendra didn't have a lean cuisine frozen entree that's just what she calls her own homeade NOT PROCESSED frozen entrees. Because God forbid you think that Kendra eats processed food.
81 - Glad I'm not the only one that was gagging after reading that. If the Pea's aren't eating clean they are coming up with the most disgusting recipes I've ever heard of.
Anyone remember the recipe that involved Dorito's and I think...cream cheese?
MapChic must be so excited, her Katie and Tom thread got the most posts. Those poor peas on the other six breaking news threads, didn't get nearly the attention that they expected. Better luck next time, you desperate for attention peas.
MapShit is hoping that she'll finally have a chance with Tommy now that Katie is out of the picture. A gay guy with an asexual, dried up spinster. I can see it happening.
Typhus is showing her giant ass up and down the Pod today. The kicker was her coming into the Rand Paul thread with projectile diarrhea of the mouth, then informing everyone on p.2 that she'd hadn't read the OP because she has Scrappower on ignore.
More to the point, 119, is this - does this pea know she's Ellapea's best friend, and is she aware that Ellapea plans to form one happy living unit with her and their children?
okay, NOW I've heard it all...a child hood friend on FB is bitching that Obamacare is already crippling him financally because of the number of children he has. Which is SEVEN. Hey DIPSHIT maybe it wasn't all that smart to have SEVEN kids if you couldn't afford it! Here's his post:
"Also just in case anyone should think that I'm just expressing my own point of view, I'm not. Because of the number of children that I have the changes in the healthcare regulations that have already been implemented are crippling my family financially but sooner or later these effects will be felt by those with less children than I have. And that's just the way it is."
121 wtf is he talking about? that doesn't even make sense.
i love when people rant and rave on FB for all to see...and they think they're being so smart but they don't even realize they sound ridiculous b/c they don't know what they're talking about.
A few of my FB friends made really dumb comments yesterday about it too - made me cringe, was embarrassed for how dumb they sounded.
I'm not talking about if you were for it or against it or political views...I just mean people saying it will mean XYZ for me or this means my wife won't get this or that...and they think they're making some big proclamation about it.............except they're wrong/don't understand the details of the program. Eek
121 here....apparently there was a regulation requiring insurers to keep more money on hand to pay claims...and that, in turn, has increased his premiums and out of pocket expenses. Hey fucktard, premiums and out of pocket expenses have been rising for TWENTY YEARS. This isn't something new. Get this...he works for U.S. Foods...this company is huge...I find it hard to believe that he feels every bump in the insurance given how huge their pool of employees is....douchebag.
i love when people rant and rave on FB for all to see...
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The only ones raving on my FB are a couple of younger Skybars: both middle-aged people who are on sucking the teat of Medicare/gvt-paid disability. Funnily enough both seem healthy enough to go camping, travel, go to the bars, work on their property, etc.
Everyone else sees through them and thinks they're looneytune hypocrites.
"You can repeal a ruling from an insurance co. We had this happen to us a couple of years ago, they originally said no, but after letters from us and a phone call from the dr it was covered. When HHS says no who do you repeal to?"
Repeal?? It's APPEAL. Holy Christ on a cracker these people are stupid!!!
"Also just in case anyone should think that I'm just expressing my own point of view, I'm not. Because of the number of children that I have the changes in the healthcare regulations that have already been implemented are crippling my family financially but sooner or later these effects will be felt by those with less children than I have. And that's just the way it is."
105Anonymous said... 105 You'd think her Mommy Pea would tell her. She was ragged on before here for having ferret hair. (During the em jones shit). June 29, 2012 5:34 PM
That wasn't JanellK. That was NurseSweets and her mom is GrammaNisi or something like that.
June 29, 2012 5:47 PM
Oops, you're right. They both had the ferret hair mentioned. Thanks for the corrections. It's hard keeping the ferret hair straight.
"except they're wrong/don't understand the details of the program. Eek "
Well my understanding is that most Americans, including the politicians who voted for this, don't understand all the nuances. Perhaps you can explain it for us all since you are the expert?
Perhaps you can explain it for us all since you are the expert?
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Check with the Heritage Foundation - they're the ones who orginally dreamed up ACA and promoted it. I'd suggest asking Massachusetts Mitt, but we also know his answer: "aaaargle baaargle!!"
Your boner for her is showing. Seriously it's quite psycho to see every other post about her. Have you told her you hate her? Did she piss you off that much? Oh wait, you're a liberal and hate everyone who opposes what you want. Hahaha!
(Now go ahead and direct your anger here to the anonymous poster who is tired of your (and other's who have a hard on for her) drivel.)
He walked into that hell willingly. The ones I feel sorry for are the kids.
And exactly how much of a crisis is she in if she's fucking peaing on an ipad or cell phone in the car? Maybe she should be saving battery power. You know, for when she's "toast."
Drama mongering and attention whoring at its finest.
The Pea friend of Ellapea is well aware that when their children are grown and married they will share a house, why not they will be two spinsters why should they not have a friend around all the time so they are not lonely. Plus EllaPea has a great scrap stash..
Your boner for her is showing. Seriously it's quite psycho to see every other post about her. Have you told her you hate her? Did she piss you off that much? Oh wait, you're a liberal and hate everyone who opposes what you want. Hahaha!
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Actually I just despise hysterical ignorant people.
So, people are homeschooling because the state of the public education system here is so bad.
^^^^
The earth is 6000 years old. The earth is flat. Adam and Eve rode around on dinosaurs. Climate change is fake. Science is just BS 'theories'. The Loch Ness Monster is real.
Welcome to your own personal Dark Age. Hope your kids enjoy cleaning McDonald's restrooms.
158Anonymous said... 158 Good! You're playing along like a good blind-sided liberal. Perfect! Thanks! June 30, 2012 1:34 PM
Newsflash for you, retard: the dislike for lynloon and her crazy extends beyond party lines.
June 30, 2012 1:48 PM
AWww and playing along even more with name calling. Perfect. I knew you'd do that. Go ahead, call everyone who disagrees with you (and the other twits) names. Love it! Thanks for the free entertainment!
Is it bad that I think busybodypea's stinky fridge is funny? Of course, Miss Perfect had to inform the pod that she broke her own rule about not buying fish at the grocery store. @@
oh, poor widdle thing...must be "I need some attention" time. I know, start thread patting self on back, written in excrutiatingly unfunny "humorous" style about a "sure to get the peatards attention" topic, all the while trying not to appear too desperate. Epic fail. You will never be tier one pea you idiot.
I hear you, #177, the peas would drop over dead if they ever shopped in this town. And it's a big city and not a poor area. I truly think it's unusual for anyone to put their own cart away. Such a big pea deal. smh
------------- No, she's on her way BACK to Ohio for the funeral. She lives in Ohio, which is why I asked if she was in DC for another one of her "patriot" rallies.
Trying to get back to Ohio for my DH's grandmothers funeral.
Yeah, but there are plenty of pea bitches who can't spell. Mrs. T, lynloon, L'Urine, CountryHam, and many more. I'll reserve my spelling outrage for them.
180Anonymous said... 180 No, she's on her way to a funeral.
------------- No, she's on her way BACK to Ohio for the funeral. She lives in Ohio, which is why I asked if she was in DC for another one of her "patriot" rallies.
Trying to get back to Ohio for my DH's grandmothers funeral.
June 30, 2012 5:58 PM
I suppose some of us aren't up her ass far enough to know where she's from LOL
187Anonymous said... 187 My husband hasn't touched me in 6 months. I'm going nuts. All he cares about is his video games and tv. I'm thisclose to breaking down.
June 30, 2012 8:10 PM
He hasn't touched you? Maybe it's time you go touch him. Suck on his ear at least. That will get his attention. .wow.just.wow.
187Anonymous said... 187 My husband hasn't touched me in 6 months. I'm going nuts. All he cares about is his video games and tv. I'm thisclose to breaking down.
June 30, 2012 8:10 PM
I know you don't want to hear this but "at least he's home". Remember the lady who had the old man who was smoking some legal stuff (bath salts maybe?). Be grateful he's there.
190 - You are right, he comes home every night and engages with our children but our spark is fading. Hoping for a jump start over our vacation next week.
My husband hasn't touched me in 6 months. I'm going nuts. ------------------------ God forbid you behave like grown ups and actually TALK about the problem. Until you try that, shut the hell up and stop whining.
Don't open the Mary Mary thread unless you want to blubber like a baby.... ---------------------------------- That woman is an attention seeking twat. She couldn't just shoot that poor family without exploiting them? No, bring it up at the bukkit so everyone can tell her how wonderful and kind she is. Because, it is all about her and not a family that is just about to lose a child. We know that doing good things isn't worth it unless you tell everyone about them.
"Nutshell version: Do NOT use your "nickname" on any official documents. http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178566
ie: Cindy vs Cynthia It is a total PITA to go back in time to prove it's still you!
217 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 217 Newer› Newest»gah. I can't wait until L'Urine screws up and outs her own BM troll id.
^^^^That.
It's pretty clear she already did. The time stamp w/ Lauren descending out of nowhere in less than two minutes to unleash curses on Lucy for pointing the BM/L'Urine synchronicity was pretty damning.
And that's not "two minutes" as an expression. A literal sixty seconds and change between the two posts. She was on that thread live.
Kendra would like to propose a toast!
I sure hope Chief Justice Roberts and his family has Secret Service protection.
Because I won't be the least bit surprised if one of these (Lyn)looneytunes goes all fucking postal.
I was thinking about the Roberts family today. The wingie talking heads are accusing him of treason. Nearly all right wing blogs have multiple posts calling for his death.
This stuff doesn't happen in a vacuum.
My children have no respect for me. They don't do what I tell them. They do whatever they want and on their own schedule. We don't believe in hitting our kids, but there are times when I really think about cracking them a good one on the ass to see if it has any effect.
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Go for it.
The "shredding of the constitution" meme that Lynloon was babbling about comes verbatim from the Breitbart site. She probably gets her marching orders and daily talking points from them.
Looks like the next meme is "the sleeping giant." As in "Obama has awakened the sleeping giant."
Watch for the RWNJs to use this later this evening and tomorrow.
Does brandy m's IQ even reach triple digits?
Looks like PaigePea's new contemporary dishwasher is broken. haha
It's pretty clear she already did. The time stamp w/ Lauren descending out of nowhere in less than two minutes to unleash curses on Lucy for pointing the BM/L'Urine synchronicity was pretty damning.
And that's not "two minutes" as an expression. A literal sixty seconds and change between the two posts. She was on that thread live.
June 28, 2012 6:31 PM
True. I just wish she'd do it in flame-out style for all her excuse makers. So that they couldn't deny it and make more excuses.
The L'Urine apologists will never accept the truth about her.
Does brandy m's IQ even reach triple digits?
June 28, 2012 7:00 PM
obviously, no
#3 link to Lucy's synchronicity post please.
Thank you 124 from last page!!
26Anonymous said... 26 SDeven implying that everyone here is simply jelly of her frugal ways because she goes to Cracker Barrel is beyond hilarious.
(She knows a restaurant is high-falutin' when they give you toothpicks.)
June 28, 2012 5:32 PM
I think it was crate and barrel.
Let's cross our fingers that Lynlooon takes advantage of Obamacare and avails herself of some anti-psychotic medications.
She'd fit in at Cracker Barrel.
Did JanelK rub her face in cooking grease before she took that photo, or is that tanning oil?
Crisco
That's down home tanning oil for real folk!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178145
She looks like she just did yard work and hasn't combed her hair yet. Dumbass.
obliolait stinks of yet another Lowrent troll. She seems to be into the faux librul persona lately.
The wingie talking heads are accusing him of treason. Nearly all right wing blogs have multiple posts calling for his death.
This stuff doesn't happen in a vacuum.
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There are some seriously insane people who went over the edge today.
Smell that? It's the acrid stink of fear coming from the repubs. They know they're circling the drain and it will only get worse from here.
Smell that? It's the acrid stink of fear coming from the repubs. They know they're circling the drain and it will only get worse from here.
============
The word I hear from the IRL crazies I know is they all loaded up on ammo on the way home from work tonight.
I encourage the wingnuts I know to buy freeze dried meals and mountain top safehouses. It keeps them occupied. Kind of like how you keep a toddler occupied.
Looks like the next meme is "the sleeping giant." As in "Obama has awakened the sleeping giant."
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Yawn. We're talking about a group of folks that have been in a state of irrational hyper-rage 24/7 since 2008.
ITA, but it's remarkable how they all learn the same lines from the approved script, and repeat them ad nauseum like they're original.
they all loaded up on ammo on the way home from work tonight.
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That's weird, I thought The Kenyan confiscated all their guns and ammo? @@
Red Sox Dad is ruining all the nutty fun on the mandate thread.
And Kristina's posting that she owes her dh a header. Damn its a good day at the pod.
LMAO, one of their more hilarious delusions is that only True Conservative Teabaggers are armed. And that law enforcement and the US military will join them en masse in their confederate-fantasy uprising.
Idiots.
LMAO, one of their more hilarious delusions is that only True Conservative Teabaggers are armed. And that law enforcement and the US military will join them en masse in their confederate-fantasy uprising.
Idiots.
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scary idiots, who are convinced it is the end of days.
And they scream "TRAITOR!!!!" at everyone else.
Who actually managed to step away from the bukkit tonight to fuck their husband? I know I did. I can't sleep without a good roll in the sheets.
So glad I don't have a two pump chump!
Did it take you 30 secs to orgasm, 36?
I'm so glad I have a job to go to every day so I don't sit home, pea and watch political blowhards on tv all day.
Maybe if any of the peas on the political threads contributed on iota to society by working, I'd put slightly less than 1% credence in what any of them have to say.
and brandy's hair looks like shit.
No shit, I thought the photo of brandy's hair was a before shot, I was scrolling and looking for the after. Took me a few seconds to realize *that* was the after.
She should ask for her money back.
Brandy's hair looks like it just needs a good brushing/combing. But yeah, it does not look good.
See you guys. I've been here since the beginning and people used to post witty and amusing smack. But lately it's become so juvenile that I find I do nothing but roll my eyes.
Even the bukkit is better than being here.
A hair flip on an anon smack blog? That's a new low.
I don't think we are going to miss your sparkling wit either.
See ya!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178283
Can anyone who read the long-ass OP summarize it for me? And likely confirm my suspicion that she's stupid? Thanks.
and brandy's hair looks like shit.
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It looks like plain brown hair that is somewhat messy. Which is fine but she makes it sound like she paid money for that!?!?!
Um no it does not look at all like Miley Cyrus' hair in that pic either.
Can anyone who read the long-ass OP summarize it for me? And likely confirm my suspicion that she's stupid? Thanks.
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Her husband works for a company that is *thisclose* to going out of business and might possibly drop their health care coverage to stay afloat.
Her daughter has some problem that requires $6K a month in medical care.
If the husband's company drops medical insurance they can't afford their daughter's medical care.
Apparently husband finding a new job with a company not about to go under is not a thought that has crossed her mind. Or buying their own health insurance either.
So now she is mad cuz they are supposed to build a custom house and she doesn't want to, she wants to save money for the Apocalypse. Her husband tells her to stop being a drama queen and she is pissed.
and obliolait sez:
your attitude is exactly why there have been so many foreclosures and bankruptcies. you shouldnt have had 4 children if you can't afford them. use condoms.
---BWAHAHA!
Kendra is amused.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178264
Considering there are "educators" on the bukkit that can barely spell themselves this doesn't surprise me.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178293
Half the Peas can't even manage to browse the bukkit correctly from a mobile device, how are they going to edit their posts? Fat sausage fingers can't press tiny icons.
Thanks, 46.
Why do Peas keep buying things and lending their expensive things out to their irresponsible children and then come back mad at their kids?
Uh, you should know your kids aren't going to take care of something expensive. Don't buy something that will be difficult to replace if it gets lost.
Her daughter has some problem that requires $6K a month in medical care
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And for small and medium-sized businesses, this is a huge problem no one addresses when screaming about healthcare.
It only takes one or two employees (or their dependents) to rack up *huge* medical expenses in excess of the total premiums collected. It's called medical loss ratio. Naturally, the insurance company trys to compensate by jacking the premiums for all employees through the roof the next year.
It sucks.
Mrs Greengenes says she is an "infertility survivor".
What the what? I have never heard this expression before.
Place your bets here:
How many Katie and Tom threads will there be?
So many peas, that need the validation and attention of be the one to start the breaking news threads. Pathetic!
Looks like the next meme is "the sleeping giant." As in "Obama has awakened the sleeping giant."
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Haha. If my FB feed is any indication, the only one 'awakened' is my drunk, unemployed, idiot uncle.
#53 - Beats me. Seems like an odd way to word overcoming infertility and having children. It almost makes it seem like she is the product of an infertile couple?
Mrs Greengenes says she is an "infertility survivor".
What the what? I have never heard this expression before.
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I saw that too. So does that make infertile women who've moved on with their lives, "infertility casualties?" She's such a martyr and a drama queen. It's almost like she wants everything to fail and wind up homeless so she can point and say "I told you so!"
Here's some more weirdness from Lynloon in the mandate thread:
But I truse govt. a LOT more than I trust big banks"
(sorry on my phone so I can't quote properly)
That is a frightening statement. Truly. Which entity has slaughtered 100million people since 1900, banks or big government?
Slaughtered 100 million people since 1900? Did Pol Pot serve a term between Ford and Carter? WTF is she talking about?
No taqueria for Kendra. Today she just had a lean cuisine.
Tenacious e has freaky crazy eyes.
Mrs. Greenegenes is a nutter.
I remember a thread a few months ago where she got CRAZY over some ish a crazy, hearing-impaired Pea posted.
The Pea was BSC, too, don't get me wrong (something about how she's hearing impaired and was offended by her MIL's questions about why she chooses not to use a hearing aid and if she'd use hearing aids on the kids if they had them).
Peas disagreed with the OP, and then Ms. Greengenes got CUHRAYZAY!!! Something about how her brother is hearing impaired and then she started arguing with other, actual hearing impaired, Peas about how she knows more about deafness than they do.
Definitely a martyr, that one.
LEAVE KELPEA ALONE!
Hi Lauren!
Slaughtered 100 million people since 1900? Did Pol Pot serve a term between Ford and Carter? WTF is she talking about?
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RWNJ fever dream?
Maybe Lynloon is referring to teh UNBORN Americans!
It's a "likker store", you moran.
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
likker?! I hardly knew her!
teh UNBORN Americans
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The ones they don't give a shit about once born?
The very same!
Or it's part of a new wingnut credo:
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
HEALTHCARE IS GENOCIDE
Wait, Kendra didn't have a lean cuisine frozen entree that's just what she calls her own homeade NOT PROCESSED frozen entrees. Because God forbid you think that Kendra eats processed food.
What's with all the Kendra stuff?
"Because God forbid you think that Kendra eats processed food."
LOL!
Mrs. Greenegenes is a nutter.
.....................
She really brought the stupid to that thread! Clueless twat! I don't think she's qualified to work in fast food...
Kendra is a troll. And not a very good one.
MrsGreenGenes is a special kind of stupid. And more than a little off her rocker.
Kendra has a stalker! Run Kendra!
60Anonymous said... 60 Tenacious e has freaky crazy eyes.
June 29, 2012 12:17 PM
I think she's a nicer pea and looks just fine.
I do want to know how her pizza wagon is going though???
62Anonymous said... 62 LEAVE KELPEA ALONE!
June 29, 2012 12:43 PM
Who? Oh that chick that wants badly to fit in.
Hi Seaweed - no.one.likes.you
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178356
Ranch Dip mix in taco soup? What the fuck is wrong with these people? The thought makes me want to puke.
Kelp, you will never fit in.
Ranch Dip mix in taco soup? What the fuck is wrong with these people? The thought makes me want to puke.
June 29, 2012 3:28 PM
This is not surprising in pea recipes. They are full of high-salt and high MSG ingredients.
Kendra only likes salt on her margaritas
81 - Glad I'm not the only one that was gagging after reading that. If the Pea's aren't eating clean they are coming up with the most disgusting recipes I've ever heard of.
Anyone remember the recipe that involved Dorito's and I think...cream cheese?
Is Mrs Tyler clinically retarded or just morbidly stupid.
Morbidly obese and terminally stupid.
86 - She can't even spell "surprise." I'm guessing she's just stupid.
Ranch Dip mix in taco soup? What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Brought to you by the same culinary geniuses who put mayonnaise in guacamole and powdered gravy mix in beef stroganoff.
And the peas wonder why so many of them are fat and feel bad. We need a puke symbol for blog uses. Anybody?
>O< perhaps?
Smell that? It's the acrid stink of fear coming from the repubs. They know they're circling the drain and it will only get worse from here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-XsUQHzMCI
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Ranch Dip mix in taco soup? What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Brought to you by the same culinary geniuses who put mayonnaise in guacamole and powdered gravy mix in beef stroganoff.
Mayo in guac ain't got nothing on corn in guac! That cookbook is going to be a FAIL!
Yeah, JanellK does look a little greasy and orange. Maybe she's part Oompa Loompa like Speaker Boner.
Stocking stuffer for Pineapple, Flymflam and Jonduh
http://themoderatevoice.com/151335/anti-roberts-t-shirt-now-seling-among-republicans-via-glenn-beck/comment-page-1/
#94 said boner
Kendra says "LEAVE KELPEA ALONE!"
Just dropping in to say something I don't have to guts to say over there.
Fuck you bitch.
Thank you for letting me borrow your forum. I feel much better now.
Is that meant for somebody in particular, 98? Or just peas in general?
MapChic must be so excited, her Katie and Tom thread got the most posts.
Those poor peas on the other six breaking news threads, didn't get nearly the attention that they expected.
Better luck next time, you desperate for attention peas.
MapShit is hoping that she'll finally have a chance with Tommy now that Katie is out of the picture. A gay guy with an asexual, dried up spinster. I can see it happening.
94Anonymous said... 94 Yeah, JanellK does look a little greasy and orange. Maybe she's part Oompa Loompa like Speaker Boner.
June 29, 2012 4:52 PM
You'd think her Mommy Pea would tell her. She was ragged on before here for having ferret hair. (During the em jones shit).
Just dropping in to say something I don't have to guts to say over there.
Fuck you bitch.
Thank you for letting me borrow your forum. I feel much better now.
Sorry, I didn't do that twice on purpose. Don't know how that happened.
There are a few who qualify almost daily, but this was particular.
You'd think her Mommy Pea would tell her. She was ragged on before here for having ferret hair. (During the em jones shit).
June 29, 2012 5:34 PM
That wasn't JanellK. That was NurseSweets and her mom is GrammaNisi or something like that.
We're posting anonymously, why not just say who it is directed at?
I'm sure Sylvidiot and Lynloon are already wearing those t-shirts, stained with ranch dressing and RedBull.
Do you wish to tell us to whom you refer, 104?
Typhus has my Bitch of the Day vote. Or that GreenGenes person.
The Peas sniffing in disdain on the "no copay bc" thread should just come out and say why they're against it: women who use bc are dirty dirty sluts.
Typhus is showing her giant ass up and down the Pod today. The kicker was her coming into the Rand Paul thread with projectile diarrhea of the mouth, then informing everyone on p.2 that she'd hadn't read the OP because she has Scrappower on ignore.
Kind of raised my opinion of Scrappower.
Sorry, I didn't do that twice on purpose. Don't know how that happened.
There are a few who qualify almost daily, but this was particular.
Typhus has my Bitch of the Day vote.
That would be the one. Now I'll stop posting since I seem to not be able to keep from repeating somehow.
So on the Adele pregnant thread...
Someone asks if no one bothers to get married before having babies any more...
You know April Faye LOVED that...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178315
Mrs Tyler certainly has the "cut/paste" functions down, doesn't she? And she's still a fucking maroon.
I'm sure Sylvidiot and Lynloon are already wearing those t-shirts, stained with ranch dressing and RedBull.
Thanks. Now I won't be able to have Red Bull anymore.
Is MapShit the one with the hairline that is higher than Queen Elizabth I's hairline? You know, fodder for "The Hair Club For Men"?
Mappy's not just the president, she's also a client!
In a couple of years, Map will be sporting the Telly Savalas look. The upkeep should be easier, though.
Who is this best friend of Ellapea's that is also a pea, and that she is going to live with?
More to the point, 119, is this - does this pea know she's Ellapea's best friend, and is she aware that Ellapea plans to form one happy living unit with her and their children?
okay, NOW I've heard it all...a child hood friend on FB is bitching that Obamacare is already crippling him financally because of the number of children he has. Which is SEVEN. Hey DIPSHIT maybe it wasn't all that smart to have SEVEN kids if you couldn't afford it! Here's his post:
"Also just in case anyone should think that I'm just expressing my own point of view, I'm not. Because of the number of children that I have the changes in the healthcare regulations that have already been implemented are crippling my family financially but sooner or later these effects will be felt by those with less children than I have. And that's just the way it is."
WTF???
121 wtf is he talking about? that doesn't even make sense.
i love when people rant and rave on FB for all to see...and they think they're being so smart but they don't even realize they sound ridiculous b/c they don't know what they're talking about.
A few of my FB friends made really dumb comments yesterday about it too - made me cringe, was embarrassed for how dumb they sounded.
I'm not talking about if you were for it or against it or political views...I just mean people saying it will mean XYZ for me or this means my wife won't get this or that...and they think they're making some big proclamation about it.............except they're wrong/don't understand the details of the program. Eek
So, L'Urine has the eye roll emoticon and now BM has switched to the two thumbs up emoticon. Very clever, BM, very clever.
Bm = Bowel Movement
121 here....apparently there was a regulation requiring insurers to keep more money on hand to pay claims...and that, in turn, has increased his premiums and out of pocket expenses. Hey fucktard, premiums and out of pocket expenses have been rising for TWENTY YEARS. This isn't something new. Get this...he works for U.S. Foods...this company is huge...I find it hard to believe that he feels every bump in the insurance given how huge their pool of employees is....douchebag.
Oh, and again....YOU HAD SEVEN KIDS. You made your bed, you LIE IN IT.
Okay I'm done. I feel better. Thanks peeps!
Lauren uses the thumbs up and down emoticons ALL THE DAMN TIME.
Fucking psycho.
The party of personal responsibility sure is good at blaming others for everything they can think of, real or imagined.
Obama's to blame for the Colorado wildfires, according to the deranged citizens of Wingnuttia.
The Peas sniffing in disdain on the "no copay bc" thread should just come out and say why they're against it: women who use bc are dirty dirty sluts.
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Typhus showed up on the thread and pretty much said so. Sanctimonious cunt.
I will be voting for vagina freedom not government-mandated vagina probes.
Colorado home owners just need fire dept vouchers!
Tut tut, 131. You're supposed to use the approved terms for "down there." Like hoo-ha and tinkleflower.
i love when people rant and rave on FB for all to see...
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The only ones raving on my FB are a couple of younger Skybars: both middle-aged people who are on sucking the teat of Medicare/gvt-paid disability. Funnily enough both seem healthy enough to go camping, travel, go to the bars, work on their property, etc.
Everyone else sees through them and thinks they're looneytune hypocrites.
Coloradans just aren't praying hard enough.
Are there a lot of gays in Colorado? I know the gays are always causing natural disasters....and terrorist attacks....
blondie on Skybar's 'Panel' thread:
"You can repeal a ruling from an insurance co. We had this happen to us a couple of years ago, they originally said no, but after letters from us and a phone call from the dr it was covered. When HHS says no who do you repeal to?"
Repeal?? It's APPEAL. Holy Christ on a cracker these people are stupid!!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178375
118: will she have a lollypop too?
"Also just in case anyone should think that I'm just expressing my own point of view, I'm not. Because of the number of children that I have the changes in the healthcare regulations that have already been implemented are crippling my family financially but sooner or later these effects will be felt by those with less children than I have. And that's just the way it is."
WTF???
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Death panels?
'Narcissist' is the new 'Messiah'!
137 go take a BM your ass reeks.
105Anonymous said... 105 You'd think her Mommy Pea would tell her. She was ragged on before here for having ferret hair. (During the em jones shit).
June 29, 2012 5:34 PM
That wasn't JanellK. That was NurseSweets and her mom is GrammaNisi or something like that.
June 29, 2012 5:47 PM
Oops, you're right. They both had the ferret hair mentioned. Thanks for the corrections. It's hard keeping the ferret hair straight.
119Anonymous said... 119 Who is this best friend of Ellapea's that is also a pea, and that she is going to live with?
June 29, 2012 6:37 PM
I would presume Amblet, since she just drove up to see lying Dawnellenah.
141, your mouth reeks of BM.
"except they're wrong/don't understand the details of the program. Eek "
Well my understanding is that most Americans, including the politicians who voted for this, don't understand all the nuances. Perhaps you can explain it for us all since you are the expert?
The sky is falling!!!!!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178427
Why is this even a question?
Perhaps you can explain it for us all since you are the expert?
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Check with the Heritage Foundation - they're the ones who orginally dreamed up ACA and promoted it. I'd suggest asking Massachusetts Mitt, but we also know his answer: "aaaargle baaargle!!"
So, people are homeschooling because the state of the public education system here is so bad.
Those same people have to ask what basic supplies to buy a 4th grader.
oops.
Home-schooled kids just need a new slate, a slate pencil, an abacus and a tin pail for their cold biscuit lunch. Everything else is of the devil.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178474
It's hard to feel sorry for this OP.
I feel sorry for her husband to have to be married to a lunatic like that.
151Anonymous said... 151 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178474
It's hard to feel sorry for this OP.
June 30, 2012 12:58 PM
Your boner for her is showing. Seriously it's quite psycho to see every other post about her. Have you told her you hate her? Did she piss you off that much? Oh wait, you're a liberal and hate everyone who opposes what you want. Hahaha!
(Now go ahead and direct your anger here to the anonymous poster who is tired of your (and other's who have a hard on for her) drivel.)
He walked into that hell willingly. The ones I feel sorry for are the kids.
And exactly how much of a crisis is she in if she's fucking peaing on an ipad or cell phone in the car? Maybe she should be saving battery power. You know, for when she's "toast."
Drama mongering and attention whoring at its finest.
HI lynloon/153! Enjoy your road trip!
155Anonymous said... 155 HI lynloon/153! Enjoy your road trip!
June 30, 2012 1:13 PM
Good! You're playing along like a good blind-sided liberal. Perfect! Thanks!
The Pea friend of Ellapea is well aware that when their children are grown and married they will share a house, why not they will be two spinsters why should they not have a friend around all the time so they are not lonely. Plus EllaPea has a great scrap stash..
Good! You're playing along like a good blind-sided liberal. Perfect! Thanks!
June 30, 2012 1:34 PM
Newsflash for you, retard: the dislike for lynloon and her crazy extends beyond party lines.
Was she driving back from her latest tea-bagging rally?
Cash and Gas!
Your boner for her is showing. Seriously it's quite psycho to see every other post about her. Have you told her you hate her? Did she piss you off that much? Oh wait, you're a liberal and hate everyone who opposes what you want. Hahaha!
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Actually I just despise hysterical ignorant people.
LOL. Cash and gas. That was a gem!
So, people are homeschooling because the state of the public education system here is so bad.
^^^^
The earth is 6000 years old.
The earth is flat.
Adam and Eve rode around on dinosaurs.
Climate change is fake.
Science is just BS 'theories'.
The Loch Ness Monster is real.
Welcome to your own personal Dark Age. Hope your kids enjoy cleaning McDonald's restrooms.
Who needs fucking elitist libraries!!??? All you sinners need is a BIBLE.
The School Of The Dining Room Table, as poularized by the Duggars?
Welcome, 163, we have a nice padded room waiting for you with in-built diapers and a muzzle.
We hope you enjoy your stay here.
158Anonymous said... 158 Good! You're playing along like a good blind-sided liberal. Perfect! Thanks!
June 30, 2012 1:34 PM
Newsflash for you, retard: the dislike for lynloon and her crazy extends beyond party lines.
June 30, 2012 1:48 PM
AWww and playing along even more with name calling. Perfect. I knew you'd do that. Go ahead, call everyone who disagrees with you (and the other twits) names. Love it! Thanks for the free entertainment!
159Anonymous said... 159 Was she driving back from her latest tea-bagging rally?
June 30, 2012 2:04 PM
No, she's on her way to a funeral.
I'm politically independent, and I think Lynlam is a despicable person. For her children's sake, I hope she gets home soon. She has huge anger issues.
Mrs Greengenes is having a lot of fun playing the victim.
Sad. Sad. Sad.
Wait. I forgot to add...... Idiot.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178511
Is it bad that I think busybodypea's stinky fridge is funny? Of course, Miss Perfect had to inform the pod that she broke her own rule about not buying fish at the grocery store. @@
171 - She couldnt help herself. It was probably on sale too.
micki/addhousewife can't handle her children or home for a short period of time alone.
Good grief! No wonder her children have problems.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178451
She's too stupid to figure out what supplies she needs and therefore has no business homeschooling her child.
oh, poor widdle thing...must be "I need some attention" time. I know, start thread patting self on back, written in excrutiatingly unfunny "humorous" style about a "sure to get the peatards attention" topic, all the while trying not to appear too desperate. Epic fail. You will never be tier one pea you idiot.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178413
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178413
She put her cart back! And it was sooooo hot!
Fuck me, I never put mine back. That's what the WORKERS are for, duh.
Kendra puts her cart back. NO MATTER WHAT.
I hear you, #177, the peas would drop over dead if they ever shopped in this town. And it's a big city and not a poor area. I truly think it's unusual for anyone to put their own cart away. Such a big pea deal. smh
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178512
Love those Olympic Trails. She typed this over and over????
No, she's on her way to a funeral.
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No, she's on her way BACK to Ohio for the funeral. She lives in Ohio, which is why I asked if she was in DC for another one of her "patriot" rallies.
Trying to get back to Ohio for my DH's grandmothers funeral.
Yeah, but there are plenty of pea bitches who can't spell. Mrs. T, lynloon, L'Urine, CountryHam, and many more. I'll reserve my spelling outrage for them.
180Anonymous said... 180 No, she's on her way to a funeral.
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No, she's on her way BACK to Ohio for the funeral. She lives in Ohio, which is why I asked if she was in DC for another one of her "patriot" rallies.
Trying to get back to Ohio for my DH's grandmothers funeral.
June 30, 2012 5:58 PM
I suppose some of us aren't up her ass far enough to know where she's from LOL
Skyfart doesn't just believe in seekrit gubmint death panels....
...she believes that Maureen is a troll, and possibly the same person as EC.
Looking forward to her new conspiracy theories.
Obummer set the Colorado fires.
166: clueless.
I put my cart back but I don't make a fucking display of it. the cart corral is no more than five feet in any direction of where I park.
My husband hasn't touched me in 6 months. I'm going nuts. All he cares about is his video games and tv. I'm thisclose to breaking down.
187Anonymous said... 187 My husband hasn't touched me in 6 months. I'm going nuts. All he cares about is his video games and tv. I'm thisclose to breaking down.
June 30, 2012 8:10 PM
He hasn't touched you? Maybe it's time you go touch him. Suck on his ear at least. That will get his attention. .wow.just.wow.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178517
How many threads will Jenjie (she of the fourteen-year-old husband) start just to mention that she's going to Disney? This is at least two so far.
187Anonymous said... 187 My husband hasn't touched me in 6 months. I'm going nuts. All he cares about is his video games and tv. I'm thisclose to breaking down.
June 30, 2012 8:10 PM
I know you don't want to hear this but "at least he's home". Remember the lady who had the old man who was smoking some legal stuff (bath salts maybe?). Be grateful he's there.
190 - You are right, he comes home every night and engages with our children but our spark is fading. Hoping for a jump start over our vacation next week.
Medical issue perhaps? Not at all uncommon.
Before it gets yanked....Beautiful Mornings reply To Typhus in her "Costco Car Discount" thread:
"YAY! Now you have a nice big van to fit your fat ass in! Keep eating, girl! WOO HOOOOO!"
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177442
OUCH!! LOL
P.S. Don't open the Mary Mary thread unless you want to blubber like a baby....
French toast on Lynloon's thread. Please bitch! Who are you trying to kid? lol
It seems Frenchie's trying to be classy. It's more than Lynloon would ever do if the situation was reversed.
Lynloon doesn't engage in any well-wishes to anyone until she's checked their baptismal cert, voter registration, and taken a blood sample.
Sometimes I put the cart away, sometimes I don't. The world didn't end.
My husband hasn't touched me in 6 months. I'm going nuts.
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God forbid you behave like grown ups and actually TALK about the problem. Until you try that, shut the hell up and stop whining.
Don't open the Mary Mary thread unless you want to blubber like a baby....
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That woman is an attention seeking twat. She couldn't just shoot that poor family without exploiting them? No, bring it up at the bukkit so everyone can tell her how wonderful and kind she is. Because, it is all about her and not a family that is just about to lose a child.
We know that doing good things isn't worth it unless you tell everyone about them.
"Nutshell version:
Do NOT use your "nickname" on any official documents.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3178566
ie: Cindy vs Cynthia
It is a total PITA to go back in time to prove it's still you!
I have a SSN mess on my hands! "
Your right, you were stupid.
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