Friday, August 17, 2012

New Space

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Anonymous said...

Not all of us are indoctrinated into the bronze age tale of a skyfairy who sprinkles some sort of magic dust at the moment of conception.

Shocker, I know.

Anonymous said...

I though BM was being pretty decent on that thread.

Anonymous said...

Lurine is Two Peas very own Dana Loesch.

Anonymous said...

I thought Beautiful Morning and Lowrent were one and the same?

Anonymous said...



Something is really and truly wrong with Lauren.

She is one of the most miserable people I've ever encountered on the web, and that's saying A LOT.
August 20, 2012 1:44 PM

+1

Lauren is a true troll. I really wish that the peas would just ignore her and let her find some other forum to pollute.

Anonymous said...

I believe some of the peas are Facebook friends with Lowrent. How could anybody be friends with her after seeing how she treats people and what she does?

Anonymous said...

Kendra only secretes rosewater.

Anonymous said...

Dunno 206. Why do they slobber whenever she brings up her grandkid(which will be any moment now, per her M.O.)?


Peas are crazeeee.

Anonymous said...

Good point, 208. Cue the Jackie pics with accompanying sweet story in 10...9...8...7...

Anonymous said...

Oh please! BM is a big a bitch as Lauren if not even bitchier.....which could mean she is stupid Liz. It is amazing how you want to go after some of the same peas over and over but others who are just as bitchy you don't. Gotta love the double standards here.

Anonymous said...

Lauren is one of the biggest thundercunts I've ever encountered, anywhere.

But I would still show compassion if she ever came out as a victim of rape.

Anonymous said...

Look both are bitches, but there are somethings as a grown person you may think but you don't say. Clearly Lauren never learned this.

Anonymous said...

BM is a big a bitch as Lauren

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What Lauren Cohen said and how she said it was over the top and completely uneccessary. And she went far beyond the usual back and forth pea bitchiness into cruel and vindictive. And not just to BM - but exceedingly hurtful to all rape survivors.

If you can't see that you're fucking blind.

Anonymous said...

Lauren is one of the biggest thundercunts I've ever encountered, anywhere.

But I would still show compassion if she ever came out as a victim of rape.

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Exactly. I feel the same way about Lauren Cohen. Here's hoping a client googles her and sees this.

Anonymous said...

Laurine has a looong track record of hating other women, so it's not much of a leap to say that the slutty bitches are lying. Or else probably deserved it.

Anonymous said...

Let me get this straight - Asslan spends 24/7 on 2peas opining on government, politics, budgets, the economy, social issues, etc. but didn't understand the BASIC WORKINGS OF HER OWN BODY??


Wow, just wow.

Anonymous said...

From Lowrent's attorney site:

"Our goal is to provide compassionate caring and professional services for people going through difficult legal challenges."

Compassionate and caring? HA! She musn't have many clients considering how much time she spends on 2peas during the day.

Anonymous said...

This is par for the fucking course from Lauren. She isn't capable of change at this point. Put the bitch on ignore and carry on.

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Tyler has weighed in on Beautiful Morning's thread:

The OP has a history of being a troll. Suddenly now we're supposed to trust her and believe everything she tells us without question?

BM, I'm sorry if you truly did experience being raped. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. But consider your reputation and the fact that any of us could say whatever just to embellish an argument and Lauren does have a point. I'm sorry you found it hurtful. But I do think you like to come here to be hurtful to others at times so it's kind of ironic you are complaining.

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I don't think Jesus would have responded to Beautiful Morning so hatefully, but then again, what do I know? I don't have a personal line to Jesus because I'm not a good Kristchun like Typus, et al.

The trifecta of hate will be complete once Skybarf weighs in with her misogynistic take on Beautiful Morning's rape.

Anonymous said...

Forgot to add a link for #219:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3188040

Anonymous said...

She obviously doesn't practise this on 2peas either.

" I make sure that clients and potential clients know that judging is not my job."

Taken from her website.

Rafalca Romney said...

Paul Ryan is Todd Akins BFF in the vagina wars.

Anonymous said...

The trifecta of hate will be complete once Skybarf weighs in with her misogynistic take on Beautiful Morning's rape.


++++

1000+ for truth.

Anonymous said...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-misspokewhat-i-meant-to-say-is-i-am-dumb-as-dog,29256/

The Onion's take on Rep. Todddumbasfuck Akin, for those of you who have a sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Skybarf DID weigh in - I just didn't see it because I have that crazy cow on ignore:


from what's posted here, I don't see it as Lauren calling you a liar. Jumping to conclusions?

or afraid you might post and attack yourself?

I'm speechless

now, I'd say that IS a lie. It sure hasn't stopped you from posting.

but, Lauren is right - many have lied about a rape. and then there's the young guy in the south (Atlanta?) who was charged with rape and got a 10 yr sentence? wasn't it his gf? he was around 18 and she was about 17?

Lauren - have you been nasty again?
I haven't really even seen much in posting from you. Maybe something about food and processing or something. Did you get nasty with the veggies again?
just puree those little suckers into a smoothie!


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If there is a Jesus, he is weeping over the people using his name as an excuse for ignorance and hate.

Anonymous said...

Paul Ryan is Todd Akins BFF in the vagina wars.


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Which is exactly why Rove and the GOP are frantically throwing Akin under the bus right this minute.

They want to cut off the Ryan/Akins "forcible rape only" connection. STAT.

Anonymous said...



Oh please! BM is a big a bitch as Lauren if not even bitchier.....which could mean she is stupid Liz. It is amazing how you want to go after some of the same peas over and over but others who are just as bitchy you don't. Gotta love the double standards here.
August 20, 2012 2:58 PM

STFU L'Urine.

Anonymous said...

Oh joy...it's the Lauren smack blog again. *yawn*

Anonymous said...

Karalynn Tyler: "the fact that any of us could say whatever just to embellish an argument"


Bahahahahahahahaha!! Coming straight from the expert, right Karalynn?

Anonymous said...

28 Anonymous said... 28
Oh joy...it's the Lauren smack blog again. *yawn*
August 20, 2012 4:07 PM

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This becomes the Lauren smack blog when that bitch says something hateful and ridiculous.

So, pretty much, this is ALWAYS the Lauren smack blog.

*yawn*

Anonymous said...

OMG, 229, I didn't even get the hypocrisy of THAT little gem till you pointed it out.

Someone should respond and say, "like inventing a brother to bolster a weak argument?"

Anonymous said...

Karalynn Tyler: "the fact that any of us could say whatever just to embellish an argument"




Projection: Thy name is Karalynn Tyler of Minnesota.

Anonymous said...

Oh boo-freakin-hoo for BM.

Anonymous said...

What did BM say about Lynham's mother then, anyone care to enlighten me?

Anonymous said...

I thought Beautiful Morning and Lowrent were one and the same?
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If they are Lauren is even crazier than the person she plays on the net.

Anonymous said...

This becomes the Lauren smack blog when that bitch says something hateful and ridiculous.

So, pretty much, this is ALWAYS the Lauren smack blog.

*yawn*
August 20, 2012 4:13 PM

yep

What's kind of depressing is that L'Urine used to be the only one of her kind at the pod. Now she has little minions like Skybarf and Typhus and Nightowl and Jodster, NoSliver, (and more!)that back her up and make excuses for her behavior. Georiapea backs her up, but she's too stupid to understand what she's doing I think. She's just a loud-mouthed, ignorant piece of trash.

Anonymous said...

from what's posted here, I don't see it as Lauren calling you a liar. Jumping to conclusions?

or afraid you might post and attack yourself?

I'm speechless

now, I'd say that IS a lie. It sure hasn't stopped you from posting.

but, Lauren is right - many have lied about a rape. and then there's the young guy in the south (Atlanta?) who was charged with rape and got a 10 yr sentence? wasn't it his gf? he was around 18 and she was about 17?

Lauren - have you been nasty again?
I haven't really even seen much in posting from you. Maybe something about food and processing or something. Did you get nasty with the veggies again?
just puree those little suckers into a smoothie!




^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This is what happens when syphilis gets to the brain.

Anonymous said...

Oh pleaes 200, BM has everything coming to her that she is getting right now. I highly doubt she was raped. She's trying to stir shit.

Anonymous said...

And I bet you go to church EVERY Sundy like a good Christian, 38 :)

Anonymous said...

Speaking of syphilis, I was kinda missing Jonduh and BarfSmith the other day. For the LULZ.

Anonymous said...

Oh pleaes 200, BM has everything coming to her that she is getting right now. I highly doubt she was raped. She's trying to stir shit.

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Don't you have anything better to do with yourself, L'Urine? There's a special place in hell for fuckers like you. I can only hope that you get raped tonight.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe the ignorance the Peas are showing about rape, and the hatred some of them have for other women.

It would be amusing if it weren't so depressing and scary.

Anonymous said...

Kendra had syphilis once.

Anonymous said...

I'm disgusted with the attitudes on all of those rape-related threads. No wonder men think they can legislate women's bodies when all some of those brainless bitches can do turn on their own sex.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe the ignorance the Peas are showing about rape, and the hatred some of them have for other women.

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Righties manufacture a tiny percentage (like .000001%) of in-person voter fraud into huge PROBLEM! requiring drastic measures that conveniently disenfranchise thousands of non-conservative voters.

Righties severly inflate the number of welfare 'queens' on drugs (hint it's less than the general population) and enact drug-testing laws that do NOTHING but drain tax money into the private coffers of fellow republicans who conveniently happen to have drug testing clinics.

Righties grossly exaggerate the number of women who cry rape falsely and minimize rape as a whole to conveniently further their anti-choice agenda.

They'll keep on banging the last one until it's taken as gospel by the masses just like the first two now are.

Anonymous said...

BM is a passive aggressive manipulator. Wake up bitches.

Anonymous said...

BM is a nasty bitch. She still doesn't hold a candle to the evil that is Lauren.

Once again, I am stunned at the people who come out of the closet to defend that heartless crone.

Anonymous said...

It's like those stupid bitches can't just say "you know what, he's an ass, he was wrong, and he doesn't deserve to have a job in Congress." They have to defend him just because he's a Republican. I know that very very few Democrats on 2Pea's would condone something like this coming from someone on the left. They wouldn't spend hours rationalizing and deflecting. It's fucking ridiculous.

I came across a Christian radio program in the car and the guy mentioned Christians are going to stop paying taxes because they don't want their tax money going for abortion. Great! You do that! THen once all you fuckers are in prison we can ship you to some prison island and be done with your asses!


Sorry that turned into a vent!! LOL

Anonymous said...

It's like those stupid bitches can't just say "you know what, he's an ass, he was wrong, and he doesn't deserve to have a job in Congress." They have to defend him just because he's a Republican.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This-1000 times this.

Holy shit, it is scary how they will contort themselves to excuse anything that someone with an (R) beside their name will do.

All that dystopian fiction is looking more and more like accurate fortune-telling.

Anonymous said...

It's just the Kool-Aide talkin'.

Anonymous said...

Kendra's golden eggs would karate-chop any nasty sperm that dare to trespass in her love tunnel.

Anonymous said...

I am so depressed by what the U.S. is becoming.

Fascism is not far away at this rate.

Anonymous said...

The "Christians" are out in force on that BM thread.

....and I become more atheist every day.

An Appreciative Pea said...

Hey, ScrapWench, since we know you read here...thanks for calling out Karalynn. There are not many peas who will do it and can be taken seriously. So thanks.

Anonymous said...

Turn the other cheek.
Do unto others.
Two wrongs don't make a right.

^^ Things that 'christians' like Anna and Jenny don't practice and in fact, reject.

Good to know.

Anonymous said...

I want to gay-marry foo:

"I'm hearing a lot of people say that if someone has made nasty posts in the past, they should never expect any kind of compassion or respect, or they will have no credibility, etc.

So, what's the explanation for Lauren? "

Anonymous said...

Holeeeee shit!! Stop the world and let me off...

I AGREE WITH ASLAN! @@

Anonymous said...

I will admit, that of ALL the repug bitches, Aslan has more than once made a post that was at least slightly rational. She will only abandon her initial rationality if all the others invade lockstep with an opposing view, then her opinion changes before our very eyes....

Anonymous said...

...because she would NEVER think of sticking her neck out there and sticking up for what she believes in. No way. She cannot chance being alienated like Maureen. (Not that it bothers Maureen. I LOVE Maureen!)

Anonymous said...

The out and out hypocrisy of so many peas boggles my mind.

BM is a troll, BM has made nasty remarks, BM has a history of being an asshole, therefore she is deserving of absolutely NO human compassion.

Lauren is a troll, Lauren has made nasty remarks, Lauren has a history of being an asshole. Don't be ugly to her-two wrongs don't make a right.

Seriously, what the fuck?

Anonymous said...

Not every rape is reported and prosecuted because it's extremely difficult to get a conviction even with DNA evidence. I was raped and had no way to identify my multiple attackers because they put GHB in my drink. I remember only fragments of the entire night and since I went out with the guy willingly and drank alcohol at a bar willingly and wasn't beaten up (because how could I even resist?) and they all used condoms there wasn't any physical evidence of non-consensual sex. I did go to the police but the case never went to the DA for lack of evidence. Doesn't mean I wasn't legitimately raped.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, 261, you probably don't have the post count for it to be considered legit anyway.... *eyeroll*

Anonymous said...

Another Maureen lover checking in.

And I agree that foo was spot on in asking what she did. Too bad no one would explain. Kind of telling, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

Is anyone having those weekend-type problems at the pod?

I went to try and post on a thread, and I can't log in.

Damn, I wish they had someone competent in charge of the message boards.

Anonymous said...

That completely sucks 261. :(

(((hugs)))

Anonymous said...

I want to punch the rape-deniers in the face.

Worthless pieces of shit.

Anonymous said...

And I agree that foo was spot on in asking what she did. Too bad no one would explain. Kind of telling, isn't it?


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Yep. They got nothin' except crickets.

Anonymous said...

I love that foo was calm, composed and asked thoughtful questions.

And all L'Urine could respond with was deflection, the victim card, vitriol, and spittle.

Wash, rinse and repeat.

Anonymous said...

I went to try and post on a thread, and I can't log in.


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Me either.

My fucking AC is out. 100 degree weather. How did the pioneers do it?

Anonymous said...

261, I'm so sorry. Yeah, I'm a blog bitch and an atheist to boot, but you have all my good thoughts coming your way. No one should have to go through that.

Anonymous said...

My fucking AC is out. 100 degree weather. How did the pioneers do it?

August 20, 2012 8:27 PM

That sucks. I can sympathize-I've had the AC break in 100+ temps.

I wonder about women in place like the deep south who had to wear all that Gone With the Wind kind of shit in the sweltering summer heat. I couldn't fucking do it.

Anonymous said...

I'm disgusted with the attitudes on all of those rape-related threads. No wonder men think they can legislate women's bodies when all some of those brainless bitches can do turn on their own sex.
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^^^this in a nut shell.

Anonymous said...

I love that foo was calm, composed and asked thoughtful questions.

And all L'Urine could respond with was deflection, the victim card, vitriol, and spittle.

Wash, rinse and repeat.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this.

Anonymous said...

I love that foo was calm, composed and asked thoughtful questions.

And all L'Urine could respond with was deflection, the victim card, vitriol, and spittle.

Wash, rinse and repeat.
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Yes please wash her spittle off. gag
And, also she looooooves the atttention.

Anonymous said...

Nobody is withholding compassion. Go back and read what we've written to BM in spite of her hateful comments. But if you want to understand why many struggle to trust the OP, just check out her posts. Go read what she writes about others. She's said she likes to post to stir up shit and get peas riled up. She makes personal attacks every time she posts and has been banned multiple times under other names (and I had personal confirmation that BM is Liz) and then expects sympathy when someone questions her authenticity.

Fact: Any pea could tell whatever story they want others to believe here. We can either trust their word or question parts or all of the story.
Fact: there have been women who have made false accusations of rape. Which pisses me off because it makes it more difficult when women truly have been raped.
I didn't take Lauren's comments to be a personal attack on BM.
Sure Lauren isn't perfect, but she is involved in a much wider variety of threads and participates in more ways in this online community than juat a pot stirring and name calling behavior.

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What a hateful, spiteful and lying cunt! She has confirmation that BM is Liz? Does that make the fact that she was raped more enjoyable to Typhus?
There are a lot of women on the pod tonight that showed their true colors on that thread. Pay close attention. They'll be coming for you next.

Anonymous said...

So weirdo GeorgiaPea - who keeps possums as pets and takes chickens on vacation to the shore - is giving OTHER people advice how to get over trauma??? LMFAO!

Anonymous said...

Sometimes is sucks trying to be a 'nice pea'. sigh

I so want to comment on the latest nail polish thread about what is appropriate for an over 50 woman.

Glitter polish? Blue? Green? Neon? Different color on each nail?

Where I live all of the above are fine on a teen, but on anyone much older than that? Hell no! The only women I see wearing those nail styles are either white trash or black ghetto.

I know, I know. I must live in an incredibly boring, middle class, conservative area. It's true.

Flame away.
_________________________________
And flame I will.

Get.A.Life.

If you are that worried about what other people think of you, than you have bigger problems than what nail polish you choose to wear.

"The only women I see wearing those nail styles are either white trash or black ghetto."

Wow.Just.Wow
What a Gem of a statement that is. Oh my, That bright color is going to seep into your brain and lower your Class!!! Better stick to being a plain Jane. Geez, you'er a Dumb Ass.

Anonymous said...

She's said she likes to post to stir up shit and get peas riled up

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And yet the pearl-clutching board police are doing the *exact* same thing. DRAMA!!!

I'm not a fan of BM, but for Christs sake, say "I'm sorry that happened to you" and scroll on. Put her on ignore if you can't control yourself.

Anonymous said...

Kendra has her nails dipped in 24 karat gold every Tuesday.

Anonymous said...

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

Anonymous said...

Yes, Jane, snap to it and provide a new post pronto.

I'd hate for the lazy blog bitches to have to put their Cheetos down while they scroll.

Anonymous said...

#81
lol..I ran out my Cheetos, would you mind sharing some of yours with me? I'm too lazy to get off the couch :P

Anonymous said...

opps...I meant 281, forgot I was on Pg 2.

Anonymous said...

No worries, 282....I buy multi-packs of family size Cheetos at Costco. There's plenty for all my blog bitches ;)

Anonymous said...

Kendra hates Cheetos. She's enjoying warm melty brie with freshly made pita chips.

Anonymous said...

Designing popped out of her cave again. She's always a peach.

Anonymous said...

Ps- BM has said she is Liz in the past. So which do we believe now?

That fat fuck typhus just won't let it go, will she? And when has BM ever said she was liz?

Anonymous said...

I really want to see typhus cough up the proof that BM has said she's Liz.

Her baseness knows no bounds

Anonymous said...

If religious conservatives can believe the Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs, it’s not much of a stretch for them to believe women secrete a magical vagina juice that protects against hostile invader sperm.

Anonymous said...

The fake cheese they use in Cheetos burns when Kendra's herpes are flaring up, so she prefers brie. Also, the brie reminds her of the old man jizz she usually has running down her face, so it's doubly comforting.

Anonymous said...

Designing popped out of her cave again. She's always a peach.

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She pinged my radar. Who the fuck is she? Besides a cunty bitch?

Anonymous said...

LMAO

Anonymous said...

@ 31 glad to see you took your own advice Scrapwench you whore.

Anonymous said...

clee321 outed herself as a passive aggressive thundercunt on the rape thread, too. Bitch seems to think she's a therapist.

Anonymous said...

Typhus is a disgusting, vile waste of skin. I hate that my tax dollars support that idiot and that she's earned the right to call herself a teacher.

But damn, her little redhead is a cutie!

Anonymous said...

What's up with Pinky Zebra encouraging people to investigate Liz on BM's thread about Lauren? Who does that?

Anonymous said...

ok, which one of you broke the bucket? :P

Anonymous said...

I've never seen a crappier website than 2peas. Are they running on some c. 1996 platform?

Anonymous said...

WHERE'S THE TAX RETURNS? WHAT IS ROMNEY HIDING?

KEVIN YODER said...

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!!!!!!11!!!

Anonymous said...

Posting because I wanted to start page 4

Anonymous said...

Darn it, there's 200 posts to a page, I'll just crawl back under my rock...

Anonymous said...

Jane are you Cake Diva?

Anonymous said...

Good idea 102. Bet you are also the one who sits and hits refresh over and over so you can post "first!" because that is such an accomplishment on here.

Anonymous said...

@304 Go take your pills fucktard, the delusions are getting the better of you.

Anonymous said...

Awww is someone butthurt? I'm so sorry. Not.

Anonymous said...

Let's see, 80 mins between my two posts above (302 and 305) and 4 mins between my comment and yours, now it's clear who is sitting there hitting the refresh button...LOSER!! LOL LOL

Anonymous said...

Nice deflection. Too bad it fails.

Anonymous said...

No fail 308. No deflection.

Anonymous said...

No intelligence either.

Anonymous said...

You both need to shut up. "So sorry. Not." You know, I think I heard better come backs when I was in elementary school. You're both pathetic.

Anonymous said...

An Appreciative Pea said... Hey, ScrapWench, since we know you read here...thanks for calling out Karalynn. There are not many peas who will do it and can be taken seriously. So thanks.
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your stupid is epic. ScrapWench is a frothing idiot. Nobody takes her seriously. She's almost as obnoxious as Edgy Cuntness.

Anonymous said...

Yes, 312, people do take SW seriously. She's rational most of the time, unlike you. If she calls out Karalynn, people WILL pay attention.

Anonymous said...

Slow day at work? #Lauren Cohen?

Anonymous said...

Jeebus. Yet another post from BM.

Anonymous said...

ffs what do we have to do to get some damn space around here?

Anonymous said...

well I guess BM isn't Lauren.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3173032

and as sure as the Buick is revving- L'Urine is right on cue with her favorite pity puppet Jackie

Anonymous said...

That's an old thread, 318...but I'm sure Lowrent will produce another one soon. Perhaps mentioning how worthless Jackie's mother is, so kindly Grandma Lowrent had to step up and buy school clothes.

Anonymous said...

Typhus bumped it as a Ha Ha Neener Neener thing.

She'll probably bump more. She's such a troll.

Anonymous said...

Ana Banana should also shut the fuck up.

Her avatar makes her look like a pair of those groucho marx joke sunglasses with the giant nose attached.

Anonymous said...

And BM bumps. Attention, attention, attention. I need more threads on the front page.

Manipulative mental case.

Anonymous said...

I completely agree with Lucy.

There's a reason why fundies have been encouraged to homeschool....a poorly educated electorate is much easier to manipulate.

Just look at the number of peas trying to defend Akin on that thread. Kinda shocking in 2012.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188220

A moran who's looking to be butt hurt over something a step parent said.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188206

She should know that a real pea would NEVER let their dog pee on someones lawn.

Anonymous said...

124 Anonymous said...

A moran who's looking to be butt hurt over something a step parent said.

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She's very insecure if she thinks a step parent saying "I'm sure she loves you" will make her kids question if their mom loves them.

Anonymous said...

I just ran into Kendra & Jane smoking in my neighbor's barn.

Anonymous said...

My next door neighbors have three little dogs that pee on my lawn sometimes. I don't care, it's a lawn...I'm not looking to be in Better Homes & Gardens magazine.

I'd much rather be in good graces with my neighbor than start tension over some piss.

Anonymous said...

Smoking dicks, most likely.

Anonymous said...

"So weirdo GeorgiaPea - who keeps possums as pets and takes chickens on vacation to the shore - is giving OTHER people advice how to get over trauma??? LMFAO!"

Wasn't GeorgiaPea the person who years ago said something crazy like little girls shouldn't wear their hair long because it looks sexy across their pillows and it could make their father's pedophiles? Or that peodophile fathers are more likely to go after their daughters with long hair because it looked sexy spread across their pillows? It was some variation of that level of crazy. Anyone else remember this? And, yes, I have been a glutton for the crazy that is 2 peas for YEARS.

Anonymous said...

Yep, that pedophile gene in that father was deep seeded and never going to come out until his daughter decided to fan her hair out on the pillow. He couldn't control himself once she did that!


That logic is just crazy enough to be GeorgiaPea.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't that Susans Sister? Gah the kooks are so hard to tell apart.

Anonymous said...

Akins only fault was getting ahead of the game.

Give the Republicans 4-8 years and "you can’t get pregnant if you’re raped" will be added to the party platform.

Rep. Steve King, R-Forced Birthland said...

I've never heard of a minor child getting in the family way because of rape or incest. So clearly there's no need for the option of abortion!

Anonymous said...

Title : "Wow, school dress codes can be dumb."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188237

I was bracing myself for another thread courtesy of ADD_Housewife but I was wrong.

Anonymous said...



http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3173032

and as sure as the Buick is revving- L'Urine is right on cue with her favorite pity puppet Jackie
August 21, 2012 9:08 AM

I'm sure the Buick will be revving up soon, but it was Typhus the long-time, oh-so Christian troll that bumped that thread.

right after saying she couldn't be bothered to find instances of BM admitting to be Liz.

Anonymous said...

This week's Thrusday potential seems to be high. Like level red or higher. It's only Tuesday and the drama level is just about to orange.

Anonymous said...

133Anonymous said... 133 Akins only fault was getting ahead of the game.

Give the Republicans 4-8 years and "you can’t get pregnant if you’re raped" will be added to the party platform.

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No kidding. I'd bet money, if I had any, that a lot of Republicans think Akin was RIGHT ON THE MONEY. He just made the mistake of saying it too soon.

Next they'll want to ban abortion even to save the life of the mother. They'll have some BS story about a mom who survived a life-threatening pregnancy even when she could have aborted. No doubt a good kristchun woman.

Sharon Barnes, R - Cuntville said...

God sometimes “blesses” women with children via having them raped.

Anonymous said...

You would think when these old douchbags dicks stop working, it would be "God's Will" as well, but instead they make sure their health care covers Viagra.

Funny how that works.

Anonymous said...

Imagine the peatards surprise when they discover too late - and even then they'll still probably deny it - that the the religious RW agenda also includes ending IVF and other "unGodly" fertility treatments. Just as soon as they get this abortion problem taken care of.

Anonymous said...

There are women arguing that rape victims have to give birth to a child from that rape? FFS, the mooslims have nothing on that lot. Rabid, I tell ya.

Anonymous said...

First world problems! What other kind of problems do you fucking expect to hear on a hobby message board? That is driving me nuts! We are first world, if ya don't like it, move somewhere where you can deal with basic survival problems.

Anonymous said...

"First world problems" is a stupid phrase for anyone to use.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3188040&pg=5

BMs thread on posting personal stuff, page 5, Bergdorf Blonde post. Wow.

Anonymous said...

I'n truly mind-boggled by simpletons who say "I've never heard/seen/experienced something, so it can't possible be true!"



Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3173032

and as sure as the Buick is revving- L'Urine is right on cue with her favorite pity puppet Jackie
-----------------------

No. typhus bumped that just to help Lauren.

Instead, Lauren found a terrible story about children's injustice and shared how horrible she felt I was.

Anonymous said...

She's just using Jackie for sympathy because the bucket knows better .
She has to do something different to get sypathizers.

Anonymous said...

Here's the link
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188176

Anonymous said...

If the rethuglicans finally admit the biology isn't with them on the rape/pregnancy thing, chastity belts will be the logical outcome.

Anonymous said...

Jane open up some space please

Anonymous said...

chastity belts will be the logical outcome.

+++++

And if that doesn't work, jail cells for the Slutty McSluts!


[Corrections Corporation of America approves this message]

Anonymous said...

jane!

Anonymous said...

FFS if your kids get to school age and you don't know what to feed them for lunch, consider yourself a parenting failure. That list is an insult to my intelligence.

Anonymous said...

I know that BM is out of her mind and can be awful sometimes but she doesn't deserve the abuse that Lauren is giving her. She's (Lauren) one of the most hideous human beings I've ever come across. I wish that the people at 2peas would ignore her; perhaps she'll go the fuck away finally.

Anonymous said...

I know that BM is out of her mind and can be awful sometimes but she doesn't deserve the abuse that Lauren is giving her. She's (Lauren) one of the most hideous human beings I've ever come across. I wish that the people at 2peas would ignore her; perhaps she'll go the fuck away finally.


I know that BM is out of her mind and can be awful sometimes but she doesn't deserve the abuse that Lauren is giving her. She's (Lauren) one of the most hideous human beings I've ever come across. I wish that the people at 2peas would ignore her; perhaps she'll go the fuck away finally.


I know that BM is out of her mind and can be awful sometimes but she doesn't deserve the abuse that Lauren is giving her. She's (Lauren) one of the most hideous human beings I've ever come across. I wish that the people at 2peas would ignore her; perhaps she'll go the fuck away finally.


I know that BM is out of her mind and can be awful sometimes but she doesn't deserve the abuse that Lauren is giving her. She's (Lauren) one of the most hideous human beings I've ever come across. I wish that the people at 2peas would ignore her; perhaps she'll go the fuck away finally.


I know that BM is out of her mind and can be awful sometimes but she doesn't deserve the abuse that Lauren is giving her. She's (Lauren) one of the most hideous human beings I've ever come across. I wish that the people at 2peas would ignore her; perhaps she'll go the fuck away finally.

I know that BM is out of her mind and can be awful sometimes but she doesn't deserve the abuse that Lauren is giving her. She's (Lauren) one of the most hideous human beings I've ever come across. I wish that the people at 2peas would ignore her; perhaps she'll go the fuck away finally.


I know that BM is out of her mind and can be awful sometimes but she doesn't deserve the abuse that Lauren is giving her. She's (Lauren) one of the most hideous human beings I've ever come across. I wish that the people at 2peas would ignore her; perhaps she'll go the fuck away finally.


I know that BM is out of her mind and can be awful sometimes but she doesn't deserve the abuse that Lauren is giving her. She's (Lauren) one of the most hideous human beings I've ever come across. I wish that the people at 2peas would ignore her; perhaps she'll go the fuck away finally.

Anonymous said...

The peas remind me of the people in my local paper who leave purses/wallets/laptops/iPads in their cars and then can't understand how stuff gets stolen. Duh!


The peas remind me of the people in my local paper who leave purses/wallets/laptops/iPads in their cars and then can't understand how stuff gets stolen. Duh!


The peas remind me of the people in my local paper who leave purses/wallets/laptops/iPads in their cars and then can't understand how stuff gets stolen. Duh!


The peas remind me of the people in my local paper who leave purses/wallets/laptops/iPads in their cars and then can't understand how stuff gets stolen. Duh!


The peas remind me of the people in my local paper who leave purses/wallets/laptops/iPads in their cars and then can't understand how stuff gets stolen. Duh!

Anonymous said...

Wow that's quite an accomplishment there 1. Your mommy must be so proud!



I know that BM is out of her mind and can be awful sometimes but she doesn't deserve the abuse that Lauren is giving her. She's (Lauren) one of the most hideous human beings I've ever come across. I wish that the people at 2peas would ignore her; perhaps she'll go the fuck away finally.


I know that BM is out of her mind and can be awful sometimes but she doesn't deserve the abuse that Lauren is giving her. She's (Lauren) one of the most hideous human beings I've ever come across. I wish that the people at 2peas would ignore her; perhaps she'll go the fuck away finally.


Anonymous said...

Kendra thinks Jane might be dead.
---------
Jane hopes Kendra is dead.


For the WIN!

And Jane is one of many hoping that same thing.
Kendra thinks Jane might be dead.
---------
Jane hopes Kendra is dead.


For the WIN!

And Jane is one of many hoping that same thing.
Kendra thinks Jane might be dead.
---------
Jane hopes Kendra is dead.


For the WIN!

And Jane is one of many hoping that same thing.

Anonymous said...


http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3173032

and as sure as the Buick is revving- L'Urine is right on cue with her favorite pity puppet Jackie
August 21, 2012 9:08 AM

I'm sure the Buick will be revving up soon, but it was Typhus the long-time, oh-so Christian troll that bumped that thread.

right after saying she couldn't be bothered to find instances of BM admitting to be Liz.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3173032

and as sure as the Buick is revving- L'Urine is right on cue with her favorite pity puppet Jackie
August 21, 2012 9:08 AM

I'm sure the Buick will be revving up soon, but it was Typhus the long-time, oh-so Christian troll that bumped that thread.

right after saying she couldn't be bothered to find instances of BM admitting to be Liz.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3173032

and as sure as the Buick is revving- L'Urine is right on cue with her favorite pity puppet Jackie
August 21, 2012 9:08 AM

I'm sure the Buick will be revving up soon, but it was Typhus the long-time, oh-so Christian troll that bumped that thread.

right after saying she couldn't be bothered to find instances of BM admitting to be Liz.

Anonymous said...

Someone's been in the cooking sherry again.

Anonymous said...

WOW this OP is a cunt.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188204

Anonymous said...

WOW this OP is a cunt.

LOL..I knew it was going to be that post. WTF, she's a bitch.

Anonymous said...

Did the 2P board burps cross over to the blog, or is it just my laptop?

Anonymous said...

WOW this OP is a cunt.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188204

------------
I don't think she's a cunt. Everyone made their assumption and she put them right in their place.

Peas need to brush up on their reading skills.

Anonymous said...

I think she was going to have her kid take the bus, and she still is. Once she got grief she said she was going to have him walk. Still a cunt.

Anonymous said...

I don't think she's a cunt. Everyone made their assumption and she put them right in their place.

---------
People were asking for clarification. *She* blew shit out of proportion and tried to *act* like she was putting them in their place. Instead of doing that, she came off looking like an ignorant/stupid cunt.

Anonymous said...

It won't kill the kid to ride the bus. Peas act like it would scar their kids for life if they had to lower themselves to riding a school bus.

Anonymous said...

Kendra and Jane died in a freak coal train accident.

Anonymous said...

People were asking for clarification. *She* blew shit out of proportion and tried to *act* like she was putting them in their place. Instead of doing that, she came off looking like an ignorant/stupid cunt.




Bullshit.

Anonymous said...

I don't think she's a cunt. Everyone made their assumption and she put them right in their place.
------------------------------

hardly. but she and Typhus could be long lost personality twins.

Anonymous said...

oh, dear. 2lilpeas has found the blog. bless her heart.

Anonymous said...

Strange lack of outrage on BM's part to be accused of being Lowrent.

Anonymous said...

Sorry 174, I am not 2lilpeas. Bubble burst!

Anonymous said...

That whole BM is Liz, BM is L'Urine thing has gone beyond strange.

But it's a given that L'Urine has many, many troll alters and always will.

Anonymous said...

*anyone* who thinks that 2lilpeas has the necessary mental capacity to "put someone in their place" is a fucking retard themselves.

Anonymous said...

busypea sure does post a lot during the day for someone who's supposed to be a big shot banker.

Anonymous said...

So 178 is a retard. Good to know!

Anonymous said...

An Appreciative Pea said... Hey, ScrapWench, since we know you read here...thanks for calling out Karalynn. There are not many peas who will do it and can be taken seriously. So thanks.
-------------------------------------------
your stupid is epic. ScrapWench is a frothing idiot. Nobody takes her seriously. She's almost as obnoxious as Edgy Cuntness.

Scrapstench froths for Lauren. Lauren is a bitch for sure but Scrapstench
cannot stay away from her.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188235


And 90% of those peas who profess that

"all life is sanctified!"

"You either believe you are protecting a human or not!" and

"conception is the line. Anything from that point on is considered life and worthy of protection!"

are also pro-death penalty.

Because SHUT UP THATS WHY!!!!11!!

Anonymous said...

Constance hit the nail on the head on that thread. Totally agree with every word.

Anonymous said...

Can anyone find some classic L'urine threads where she is an uber cunt, and I can bump them up ala Typhus?

Particularly the ones where she was threatening people's babies?

It's a two-way street, after all!

Anonymous said...

"People were asking for clarification. *She* blew shit out of proportion and tried to *act* like she was putting them in their place. Instead of doing that, she came off looking like an ignorant/stupid cunt. "


She didn't blow anything out of proportion. People made an assumption and she set them straight. Looks like you were one of those that she had to set straight and now you are all butt-hurt playing your cunt card. Grow up.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit! Lauren's having a conversation with her alter Oilbrat! What a loon.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3188040&pg=6

Anonymous said...

"While I sincerely respect your opinion Maureen, to blame the economy, rising gas prices and lack of jobs on Obama's Administration fails to take into account the very real agenda that has been expressed over and over from the GOP machine that they will do everything in their power to keep Obama a ONE TERM PRESIDENT and the facts of the Bush Administration's big government spending including HIS two unfunded wars and the very real World Wide Recession caused by a Reagan-esque "Laissez-faire" attitude towards Business and as stated, the Trickle Down Theory of Economics of the past 30 years IS, as Bush 41 rightly coined it, "Voodoo Economics."

So, pardon me if I point out the obvious but I do believe there is more than enough BLAME to go around and it is simplistic to view it as only the fault of one Man or even one Administration and you would do well to look at the House Majority Leader Boenher's inability to control HIS freshmen congressmen and Majority Whip, Cantor's inflammatory divisive rhetoric because when Obama and the Senate capitulated to allow for passage of bills favorable to the GOP, they could not even agree to pass the bill OR budget because "it was not enough".

Oh and make no mistake, I see the divisiveness within my own party and do not appreciate it either but THEY are not the ones who are driving this particular political war on women, the poor and minority voters -- IT IS purely a GOP issue."

WOW....someone must have given Edgy her meds....this is a great post!! Or maybe, just maybe, Maureen doesn't illicit the froth that the others do....

Anonymous said...

179 Anonymous said... 179
busypea sure does post a lot during the day for someone who's supposed to be a big shot banker.
------------------------------------------------------------
I noticed that too. Maybe she's on a reaaaaally long vacation.

Anonymous said...

184 here again...look like someone beat me to it? I see an old L'urine thread up on the first page.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3167466

The only new post I see is pennyring. Did she bump it?

That's one of the baby threatening threads. Not the only one though. Anyone want to find another?

Anonymous said...

Good grief. That convo b/t Lauren and oilbrat is a bit much.

Anonymous said...

Guess who said it?

Posted: 2/18/2012 1:46:26 PM

I joined 2 Peas in August 1999. (I was banned before for saying some nasty things. Mended my ways and came back because I really enjoy this place).

I've been here pretty much since the beginning of 2 Peas (they started in March 1999). I've watched people go through marriages, births, deaths, divorces, graduations. And people have been there through my life's ups and downs.

It's a wonderful community that I'm very happy to be a part of.

Anonymous said...

It's been bumped to the first page if you want to check your answer. :) But I think we all know the answer.

Anonymous said...

I remember Lowrent writing that. What a phony-ass, attention-whoring bitch. "I mended my ways." And people fell for that shit.

I think the reason I signed up for 2P, rather than just lurking, was to put the bitch on ignore. Lowrent and Skybarf.

Anonymous said...

Have we ever been up to 400 posts here before?

Anonymous said...

To be fair 194, there was a bunch of multi-post crap up there. But yeah, this is a big one!

Anonymous said...

I hope Jane has just taken another long weekend off.

Anonymous said...

^^^Me too.

Anonymous said...

What if Jane never comes back????

Anonymous said...

Maybe she got tired of us and decided to hang out with the Special Peas who think the blog is for bullies.

Anonymous said...

Pssh. The peas throw a fit about the blog and how mean we are, but I'm sure they wish Lauren Cohen would keep her nastiness to the blog instead of the bucket.

Anonymous said...

400th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Anonymous said...

Well shit.

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