178Anonymous said... 178 I'm pretty sure she paid for her insurance. DUH
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AND FLUKE WAS A SLUT WHO JUST WANTED TO FUCK FOR FREE AND MAKE ME PAAAY FOR IT!!!!1!!!!!!!!!
Jesus. You poor, ignorant Faux bubble sheep. It's good, I guess, that you are so un-self aware. The embarassment would be crushing.
November 22, 2012 9:21 AM
The one thing I *AM* aware of is the fact that my head isn't up Laurens ass knowing (or remembering if I even bothered to read her drivel) her stance on sluts. LOL
I rolled out of bed at 545. Hit rent a center lol we tried out a tv last year when we were deciding plasma vs LCD and ended up with a credit. So... I got a Xbox 360 with connect, 3 games and a 320 gig drive for $400.
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What the heck? WHO goes shopping at a rent-a-center?
What I can't picture is how to get milk, yogurt, things like that, in anything but plastic. Our Whole Foods has milk in glass, but it is prohibitively expensive. _____________________________________________
Love this. Getting rid of plastic is really important to me. Unless it's going to cost me money.
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Well natch, because budget is never a concern when it comes to your principles, right?
I want to say "No, I'm the mother of quads". Thank you, Freebird. (not really that many identies labled fairyquadmother. Sarah and Beth at 14 could have easily been the "French teenager" escape LOL!!!!
WTF is up Mariah2's ass on this thread? Somebody's jealous I guess. Why else would this thread annoy her? It's only one of the 500 threads about Christmas shopping...that's what people talk about this time of year, jeesh! I'm no fan of DaniMani but it's a completely innocent thread where she's just excited about getting some good deals on her holiday shopping. Big whoop.
I'm always amazed by how many of the Peas are lazy stay at home wifes. They all have their excuses - fibro, depression, whatever, but to me, they're just excuses.
Well hergie, aren't you the perfect person of the day? Are you hoping for a cookie or a medal? _____________________________________________
Seriously...with all the homeless people in this country you bought coffee for people silly enough to stand in a line for a good deal on a tv? ____________________________________________
I stopped at McDonalds at 4am and bought 8 small coffees. Then I stopped at a store with people waiting outside and gave away all the coffee.
I agree, 234. Or somebody who volunteers without the boss needing to ask (my former employer/corporation liked to volunteer at a food bank. Every time it was mentioned, the same slacker/asskissers volunteered, partly to kiss ass and partly to get out of work).
I have an inner eye roll every time somebody brags about volunteering.
(my former employer/corporation liked to volunteer at a food bank. Every time it was mentioned, the same slacker/asskissers volunteered, partly to kiss ass and partly to get out of work). _____________________________________
I hate the fucking my kid can't think of anything to put on their Christmas list threads. Ever think your kid has too much stuff? Put money in their college fund, sponsor a homeless child for Christmas, give to a charity. Teach your children to be giving instead of fucking greedy!
Anybody else think she's asking for herself and doesn't want to get smacked again? ------------------------- I don't think she's bright enough to realize what's being said about her.
I'm always amazed by how many of the Peas are lazy stay at home wifes. They all have their excuses - fibro, depression, whatever, but to me, they're just excuses. Lazy Lazy Lazy --------------------------------------------------
I agree! My coworker has a diagnosis of fibro and I'm certain that I too could get the same diagnosis if I went to the right doctors...but I don't. I work! EVERY DAY!
That's what the Bible says to do as well, give and tell no one. Do you think those bible-thumping bitches know that?
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I find it reprehensible that, in beliefs of most of todays "christians", you can be as vile and disgusting and sinful as you want and still get into heaven because all is forgiven just because you say God says so. It's really quite convenient, no?
I much prefer a religion that values and promotes good works and sacrifice in the here and now as a path to heaven. Walk the walk.
That's exactly what I thought, 264. When she came back (five minutes after her hairflip), she even made an alter ID so the sheep wouldn't know who she was.
I'm glad Batya finally Googled and found the same bizarre links regarding I did, I almost had to come out of my Pea-sabbatical to post them.
I knew that if desertpea was repeating a phrase that few people were familiar with, it had to lead to some offensive and extremist views.
Just like all her other extremist views.
The term Talmudic Judaism, seems to turn up diatribes from the likes of William Pierce, founder of the National Alliance and author of the Turner Diaries.
There is something very disturbing about desertpea.
71 - Merge posted a pic of her family at thanksgiving. Now, she was kind of hiding behind the rest of them, but I was kind of surprised that she looked kind of 'normal'.
I had to go look at that thread, 272. Merge does look surprisingly normal (I had a different mental picture of her). Her husband, however, looks like an asshole.
Of course busypea has the perfect periods, she probably uses a perfect Diva Cup and never dares to use any sort of pad or tampon that may leave trash behind.
75-I think Giada is over rated and homely. She has nose that looks like Captain Hook's hook and a smile like a creature from the movie Alien. She looks like a shark on the attach when she smiles. It is like her jaws disengage from her head and start moving forward towards their prey.
I wish busypea would post a photo of herself so we can see what "perfect" looks like. I think she's really 100 pounds overweight with frizzy hair, a mustache, and chin hairs.
FFS, EVERYthing on 2Peas turns out the same...a thread about giving blood turns into a whole lot of 'em saying they can't. it's about GIVING FFS.
One says, I love make-up - the next 50 posts say they can't. one says, I like cheese, the next 50 say they are not able to. One says they donate, the next 50 say they don't agree with the charity.
Signing of, in Batya style, KWIM??? no, really, KWIM? Come on you must KWIM.
Oddly enough, it is threads like that, that rather than confirm a belief in God, affirms my growing belief that I believe in.....nothing.
Does that make sense? All of this in-fighting within religions, further confirms what I believe. There is truly NO ONE that knows the truth about god or gods or the lack there of. It is, in fact, unknowable.
I wonder if people like Skybar, DesertPea, Mrs Tyler realize that all of their rantings and ravings do nothing to convince the non-believers. But instead, they illustrate why NOT to believe!
Sorry for the rambling post of a self professed agnostic.
Hopefully our blog hostess will return soon and start a new space so this post will disappear from sight soon.
I know how you feel, 285. All of the harping, fighting and screeching just makes me feel more secure in my non-beliefs. I am in control of my own destiny, not some guy in the sky.
Lowrent must be needing attention again. The story sounds like total bullshit, but she knows mentioning Jackie will get favorable attention. ****************** Yeah, my bullshit meter went off the chart with that one. The conversation sounds like one you'd have with an 8-10 year old, not a 5- year old.
I think Lauren was jealous of the attention Batya was getting on the "Jews" thread and decided to play her own Jew-card with a side order of cute grand kid to go just for attention.
Being able to be feminine is pretty awesome. A woman can be masculine or feminine. But you get a fem-boy? Watch out, the Peas would eat him alive for not being man enough. As much as they love to say they are open minded, they aren't. I wonder how many would send their sons off if they came out?
Jesus didn't exist, therefore couldn't have been killed by anybody.
IF Jesus did exist, and IF he was killed by Jews/Romans/the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it was many, many centuries ago. Nobody was alive then who could have killed him, if he existed. So cut the crap and stop blaming people who just so happen to practice a religion other than yours.
All of the harping, fighting and screeching just makes me feel more secure in my non-beliefs. I am in control of my own destiny, not some guy in the sky. ___
Belief in Jesus is so moronic. Right up there with the flying spaghetti monster and Santa Claus!
She's back posting about her poor dd, the child doesn't stand a chance. If she's still posting when the girl hit the teen years it will be interesting.
I don't have a spread sheet but it seems like she was upset about a desk situation when her dd started high school and ended up sounding like a helicopter mom. I'm guessing that has something to do with her dd not wanting her to chaperone.
Given BM's history with Lauren I'd say she's hinting that desertpea is Lauren. Personally I don't think desertpea is an alter. I think she's the Jewish skybar.
I think Beautiful Morning is an alter for someone, I just can't think of the pea's name that I think it is. I suppose that's what I get for not keeping a spreadsheet.
I hate the fucking my kid can't think of anything to put on their Christmas list threads. Ever think your kid has too much stuff? Put money in their college fund, sponsor a homeless child for Christmas, give to a charity. Teach your children to be giving instead of fucking greedy! ----------------------- Normally what these posts mean is my kids want things I don't want to buy them. Either it costs too much or they want something I decided I don't like it.
I hate the fucking my kid can't think of anything to put on their Christmas list threads. Ever think your kid has too much stuff? --------------------- They went to Walmart and the kids didn't want anything there so now what can they do?
So it looks like burning farts has mastered the hide behind the dogs for her pictures now (signature picture). I guess she had to come up with something since she can't hide behind AN anymore.
I don't care about gay or retarded comments. Most times it's OBVIOUS it's not directed at a person who is gay or retarded.
Burning farts hair looks retarded but not so much gay. See, referencing her hair is different than saying she is retarded for having her hair like that.
There's my free class to all of you on the usage of gay and retarded. :P
I think I was four when I realized Santa didn't exist. I feel sorry for twelve-year-olds who don't know and whose mothers want them to stay small forever.
Pea parents are such fools. Telling a sibling to shut up is a "bad word" and not allowed?
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My sister is this type of parent, butt was also a bad word in their house and her kids couldn't watch Shrek for some reason, something about Donkey and the word ass.
She told her ds his penis was "dirty" he's 17 now and I wonder what issues he has thanks to his mom.
I think I was four when I realized Santa didn't exist. I feel sorry for twelve-year-olds who don't know and whose mothers want them to stay small forever. ____________________________________________
I think they're all just playing their parents. I mean really aren't all peas kids like 9 grade levels ahead of the rest of the class? Surely they would have figured that out.
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In the rest of the interwebs, yeah, it's ancient news, on the bukkit? Don't know.
178Anonymous said... 178 I'm pretty sure she paid for her insurance. DUH
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AND FLUKE WAS A SLUT WHO JUST WANTED TO FUCK FOR FREE AND MAKE ME PAAAY FOR IT!!!!1!!!!!!!!!
Jesus. You poor, ignorant Faux bubble sheep. It's good, I guess, that you are so un-self aware. The embarassment would be crushing.
November 22, 2012 9:21 AM
The one thing I *AM* aware of is the fact that my head isn't up Laurens ass knowing (or remembering if I even bothered to read her drivel) her stance on sluts. LOL
I'm sorry I crushed you and embarrassed you.
ADD_Housewife
I rolled out of bed at 545. Hit rent a center lol we tried out a tv last year when we were deciding plasma vs LCD and ended up with a credit. So... I got a Xbox 360 with connect, 3 games and a 320 gig drive for $400.
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What the heck? WHO goes shopping at a rent-a-center?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205777
Rent-a-center are for those with bad credit.
What I can't picture is how to get milk, yogurt, things like that, in anything but plastic. Our Whole Foods has milk in glass, but it is prohibitively expensive.
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Love this.
Getting rid of plastic is really important to me. Unless it's going to cost me money.
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Well natch, because budget is never a concern when it comes to your principles, right?
How many threads about decluttering does there need to be? Throw shit out. Simple.
If you don't start a thread about it, or reply to somebody else's thread, you don't get credit for decluttering. Duh, 206.
Looking for suckers.....someone begging for a handout on the adopt a family thread that they bumped up.
A Pea's reason for decluttering is so she can go back out and buy more useless bullshit to try and fill a void left long ago.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205895
Do you want to talk about it or not? You can't have it both ways.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205517
To me, it looks like a mutt.
I would be livid if BuckeyeSandy was my mother and talking about my abusive relationhip to a fucking message board.
Why can't they just type out daughter, son, husband, etc. DD, DS et al just looks so stupid.
Have they ginned up their WAR ON XMAS yet?
Somebody has a "Larry Hagman died" thread. Nothing on MSN about it. How many more will there be?
I see a few news articles about his death.
There are now, yes. I checked MSN before I posted, and there wasn't anything. Anyway, want to make a bet on how many JR Died posts there will be?
He will always be the master from I dream of genie to me.
Ha me too 18.
I always think of him as Master from I Dream of Jeannie too. I never watched Dallas.
didn't someone here ask who killed jr the other day! you jinxed him into death! you bitch!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205724
I want to say "No, I'm the mother of quads". Thank you, Freebird. (not really that many identies labled fairyquadmother. Sarah and Beth at 14 could have easily been the "French teenager" escape LOL!!!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3200593
Yeah I'd get on to you too if I'd been working all day and you'd just been sitting on your arse peaing while the house is a disaster.
I'm sorry janetr is depressed and all but if:
"I have done a lot of cleaning this week, but you can't really tell it. I did some organizing that isn't obvious."
Then either your house is a hoarders house or you really didn't do shit.
Wonder if the peas would have this much compassion if we replaced "depression" with "alcoholism".
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206011
Okay, this is a good thread. Some of these bitches are just miserable and going to hang on to hurts for the rest of their miserable lives.
I opened it to see if they had any good ideas on letting go, should have known better. Nothing a Pea loves more than a good butt hurt to gnaw on.
I don't like cigs, but holy hell the vitriol and self-righteousness on that butt thread is insane.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205888
Well hergie, aren't you the perfect person of the day? Are you hoping for a cookie or a medal?
want to make a bet on how many JR Died posts there will be?
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the same number as stoopid posts here about them posting about his death. this place is an echo of the bukkit stoopid.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205953
WTF is up Mariah2's ass on this thread? Somebody's jealous I guess. Why else would this thread annoy her? It's only one of the 500 threads about Christmas shopping...that's what people talk about this time of year, jeesh! I'm no fan of DaniMani but it's a completely innocent thread where she's just excited about getting some good deals on her holiday shopping. Big whoop.
I'm always amazed by how many of the Peas are lazy stay at home wifes. They all have their excuses - fibro, depression, whatever, but to me, they're just excuses.
Lazy, lazy, lazy.
wifes = wives. Derp!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205888
Well hergie, aren't you the perfect person of the day? Are you hoping for a cookie or a medal?
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Seriously...with all the homeless people in this country you bought coffee for people silly enough to stand in a line for a good deal on a tv?
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I stopped at McDonalds at 4am and bought 8 small coffees. Then I stopped at a store with people waiting outside and gave away all the coffee.
You know what I appreciate? A person that volunteers, gives back or donates something without having to tell me about it.
I agree, 234. Or somebody who volunteers without the boss needing to ask (my former employer/corporation liked to volunteer at a food bank. Every time it was mentioned, the same slacker/asskissers volunteered, partly to kiss ass and partly to get out of work).
I have an inner eye roll every time somebody brags about volunteering.
(my former employer/corporation liked to volunteer at a food bank. Every time it was mentioned, the same slacker/asskissers volunteered, partly to kiss ass and partly to get out of work).
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OMG I'm working there now.
"You know what I appreciate? A person that volunteers, gives back or donates something without having to tell me about it."
That's what the Bible says to do as well, give and tell no one. Do you think those bible-thumping bitches know that?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205925
Violating 2P TOU: bad.
Violating 2P TOU if it benefits me: perfectly okay!
I opened it to see if they had any good ideas on letting go
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So, you are one of those bitter bitches? Seriously, you bag on them when you opened the post for ideas.
I liked Major Healy better.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3206017&pg=2
Damn. There are a whole lotta TVs in pealand.
I liked Major Healy better.
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Apparently you are not alone on this blog with that thought. So, who did like JR?
Damn. There are a whole lotta TVs in pealand.
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A heck of a lot of p*rn in them bedrooms too, which they will deny.
43-Bow Chica Wow Wow!!
Kendra watches porn in her bedroom.
what is the fucking point of not typing out the word "porn"?
what is the fucking point of not typing out the word "porn"?
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So the spam bots won't find it. Geez.
what is the fucking point of not typing out the word "porn"?
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work computer?
More TVs than people that live in the house? Christ. There's more to life folks!
No shit, 249. That explains the endless threads about TV shows. @@
Why would you put a tv in a bathroom? Gheeze!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206108
Anybody else think she's asking for herself and doesn't want to get smacked again?
52? I doubt she's a decorator LOL
I hate the fucking my kid can't think of anything to put on their Christmas list threads. Ever think your kid has too much stuff? Put money in their college fund, sponsor a homeless child for Christmas, give to a charity. Teach your children to be giving instead of fucking greedy!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206108
Anybody else think she's asking for herself and doesn't want to get smacked again?
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I don't think she's bright enough to realize what's being said about her.
I'm always amazed by how many of the Peas are lazy stay at home wifes. They all have their excuses - fibro, depression, whatever, but to me, they're just excuses. Lazy Lazy Lazy
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I agree! My coworker has a diagnosis of fibro and I'm certain that I too could get the same diagnosis if I went to the right doctors...but I don't. I work! EVERY DAY!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206151
Great cause ridiculous hair. I wouldn't go anywhere with my other half with that on his head.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205925
Anyone notice the asinine comment Typhus made on the Amazon shill lady thread?
She is such a cunt.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206179
Of course Gina likes SoCo...who the fuck calls it that besides a fucking flabby midwestern redneck in a trucker hat?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206153
Gheeze bitches, find something worthwhile to complain about. Who fucking cares what JB wore.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206087
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Can you figure out who the fatties are?
60, finding worthless things to complain about is the peas bread and butter. Don't take that away from them.
56 when you say coworker you sound like the fibro victim does exactly what you do every day.
61, a little more outrage over her "fun thread" and MergeLeft may hairflip again.
IIRC, her last hairflip was about overweight women being discriminated against.
Yet she ALWAYS posts digs about skinny women. For such a bitch, she has really thin skin. No pun intended.
That's what the Bible says to do as well, give and tell no one. Do you think those bible-thumping bitches know that?
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I find it reprehensible that, in beliefs of most of todays "christians", you can be as vile and disgusting and sinful as you want and still get into heaven because all is forgiven just because you say God says so. It's really quite convenient, no?
I much prefer a religion that values and promotes good works and sacrifice in the here and now as a path to heaven. Walk the walk.
That's exactly what I thought, 264. When she came back (five minutes after her hairflip), she even made an alter ID so the sheep wouldn't know who she was.
I wish the south would secede already. What a fucking embarassment. Will trade Donald Trump for Austin, though.
When she came back (five minutes after her hairflip), she even made an alter ID so the sheep wouldn't know who she was.
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Yes, the ironically named merrymaker alter.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3205275&pg=5
Time to ask Jane if she can make the epic Batya vs. Desertpea thread a keeper here.
I'm glad Batya finally Googled and found the same bizarre links regarding I did, I almost had to come out of my Pea-sabbatical to post them.
I knew that if desertpea was repeating a phrase that few people were familiar with, it had to lead to some offensive and extremist views.
Just like all her other extremist views.
The term Talmudic Judaism, seems to turn up diatribes from the likes of William Pierce, founder of the National Alliance and author of the Turner Diaries.
There is something very disturbing about desertpea.
So, is Merge a pig?
71 - Merge posted a pic of her family at thanksgiving. Now, she was kind of hiding behind the rest of them, but I was kind of surprised that she looked kind of 'normal'.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206183
I feel sorry for the child.
I had to go look at that thread, 272. Merge does look surprisingly normal (I had a different mental picture of her). Her husband, however, looks like an asshole.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206087
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Can you figure out who the fatties are?
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Yeah, everyone who isn't Giada, she looks like a Bratz doll, huge head, tiny body. Love her personality though.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206215
Of course busypea has the perfect periods, she probably uses a perfect Diva Cup and never dares to use any sort of pad or tampon that may leave trash behind.
75-I think Giada is over rated and homely. She has nose that looks like Captain Hook's hook and a smile like a creature from the movie Alien. She looks like a shark on the attach when she smiles. It is like her jaws disengage from her head and start moving forward towards their prey.
And those boobs...total pushup padded bra.
I wish busypea would post a photo of herself so we can see what "perfect" looks like. I think she's really 100 pounds overweight with frizzy hair, a mustache, and chin hairs.
I can't believe how many of them said that grooming was the worst. No, it isn't, because that's a choice.
FFS, EVERYthing on 2Peas turns out the same...a thread about giving blood turns into a whole lot of 'em saying they can't. it's about GIVING FFS.
One says, I love make-up - the next 50 posts say they can't. one says, I like cheese, the next 50 say they are not able to. One says they donate, the next 50 say they don't agree with the charity.
Signing of, in Batya style, KWIM??? no, really, KWIM? Come on you must KWIM.
Giada looks like a bobble head.
Well she's one gorgeous bobble head. I wish I looked like her.
#82 - Like a bobble head?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206248
I seriously want to punch ShitTzu Mommy's lights out and drag her by her hair through a cornfield.
The Jew vs Jew thread is giving me a headache.
It's just like Skybar vs.....well, everyone else.
Oddly enough, it is threads like that, that rather than confirm a belief in God, affirms my growing belief that I believe in.....nothing.
Does that make sense? All of this in-fighting within religions, further confirms what I believe. There is truly NO ONE that knows the truth about god or gods or the lack there of. It is, in fact, unknowable.
I wonder if people like Skybar, DesertPea, Mrs Tyler realize that all of their rantings and ravings do nothing to convince the non-believers. But instead, they illustrate why NOT to believe!
Sorry for the rambling post of a self professed agnostic.
Hopefully our blog hostess will return soon and start a new space so this post will disappear from sight soon.
I know how you feel, 285. All of the harping, fighting and screeching just makes me feel more secure in my non-beliefs. I am in control of my own destiny, not some guy in the sky.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206248
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I want to smack all of them for being so damn superficial. Make up? Diamonds? Being soft? Being protected? FFS, we are not in a 1950s TV sit com.
And then they wonder why their men folk don't take them seriously.
I am feminine and my husband still takes me seriously. I don't need to be wielding a wrench or have grease on my jeans to be taken seriously.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206239
Lowrent must be needing attention again. The story sounds like total bullshit, but she knows mentioning Jackie will get favorable attention.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206272
Great--the fractured penis freak is back. I swear it's a pea's twelve-year-old son trolling.
I am feminine and my husband still takes me seriously. I don't need to be wielding a wrench or have grease on my jeans to be taken seriously.
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Never said you did. But is that the best part of being female?
#285 - it doesn't have to be one or the other.
I meant #288, not #285.
Lowrent must be needing attention again. The story sounds like total bullshit, but she knows mentioning Jackie will get favorable attention.
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Yeah, my bullshit meter went off the chart with that one. The conversation sounds like one you'd have with an 8-10 year old, not a 5- year old.
I think Lauren was jealous of the attention Batya was getting on the "Jews" thread and decided to play her own Jew-card with a side order of cute grand kid to go just for attention.
Sounds to me like Jackie is playing both sides. She probably tells her mommy all kinds of things that 'grandma' says. Kids are cunning little buggers.
DesertPea is so idiotic, she makes my head hurt.
Being able to be feminine is pretty awesome. A woman can be masculine or feminine. But you get a fem-boy? Watch out, the Peas would eat him alive for not being man enough. As much as they love to say they are open minded, they aren't. I wonder how many would send their sons off if they came out?
Kendra has been beaten with a penis and pussy whipped in the same night.
Being able to be feminine is pretty awesome.
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Not being snarky, but why exactly?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206239
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I don't understand why she doesn't get along with her daughter in law, they sound like a perfect match.
Because you aren't judged for it unlike our male counterparts.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206286
someone needs to tell emanon she's not allowed to start a reading thread, only the high and mighty batya is allowed to do that.
ps one cool thing about being a woman is our ability to grow a new human.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206239
But the Jews DID kill Jesus.
Did the Jews kill Jesus?
The Romans killed Jesus, you Jesus freak. You give the rest of us Christians a bad name with your ignorance,
LOL @ 305!
Who will cry "uncle" first--Batya (I Am Always Right but Not a Bigot) or Desertpea (I Am Always Right but I'm A Bigot)? Stay tuned!
Jews killed Jesus.
Jesus didn't exist, therefore couldn't have been killed by anybody.
IF Jesus did exist, and IF he was killed by Jews/Romans/the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it was many, many centuries ago. Nobody was alive then who could have killed him, if he existed. So cut the crap and stop blaming people who just so happen to practice a religion other than yours.
He did fucking exist you stupid bitch.
Prove it, moron.
Well they didn't have birth certificates back then. Sorta like proving that your ancestors didn't come from the ass of a donkey.
Actually, my ancestors were Sephardi Jews. But there is no proof that JC ever existed. None.
Belief in Jesus is so moronic. Right up there with the flying spaghetti monster and Santa Claus! I love the idiocy here - it is so fucking hilarious.
I believe in Jesus.
I believe in Jesus too.
I believe in the tooth fairy. SHE'S REAL, JUST LIKE JESUS AND SANTA CLAUS AND THE EASTER BUNNY. Real, REAL, REAL!!!
I believe in Jesus.
All of the harping, fighting and screeching just makes me feel more secure in my non-beliefs. I am in control of my own destiny, not some guy in the sky.
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Belief in Jesus is so moronic. Right up there with the flying spaghetti monster and Santa Claus!
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Jesus was brown.
Jesus was brown.
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Post that little puppy on the next "I'm a better Christian than you are" thread and watch heads explode.
Who cares what color He was, certainly not any true Christian.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206336
She's back posting about her poor dd, the child doesn't stand a chance. If she's still posting when the girl hit the teen years it will be interesting.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206358
I hate thread titles like this, I want to say "Why yes I let them dry hump all over the couch", does the op really expect anyone to say yes?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206371
I don't have a spread sheet but it seems like she was upset about a desk situation when her dd started high school and ended up sounding like a helicopter mom. I'm guessing that has something to do with her dd not wanting her to chaperone.
Okay - I admit it. I am totally out of the information loop.
Just Who IS Desertpea?
BeautifulMorning brought it up on the Jew vs Jew thread.
I am guessing the blog posters here probably figured it out ages ago and it's old news.
Please enlighten me. Who the hell is that nut job?
Given BM's history with Lauren I'd say she's hinting that desertpea is Lauren. Personally I don't think desertpea is an alter. I think she's the Jewish skybar.
I think Beautiful Morning is an alter for someone, I just can't think of the pea's name that I think it is. I suppose that's what I get for not keeping a spreadsheet.
Clearly, I am not up to speed with the latest spreadsheet either. Or the 2P's board in general.
I could have sworn I've seen Beautiful Morning and Lauren "getting into it" on some posts. Was she arguing with herself?
Crap. It doesn't pay to have a life and not read 2Ps all day every day.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3206430&org_post_to_fb=&post_to_fb=
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FFS now we can't use the word spaz anymore? That's just retarded!
I agree 330 it's totally gay.
I hate the fucking my kid can't think of anything to put on their Christmas list threads. Ever think your kid has too much stuff? Put money in their college fund, sponsor a homeless child for Christmas, give to a charity. Teach your children to be giving instead of fucking greedy!
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Normally what these posts mean is my kids want things I don't want to buy them. Either it costs too much or they want something I decided I don't like it.
I hate the fucking my kid can't think of anything to put on their Christmas list threads. Ever think your kid has too much stuff?
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They went to Walmart and the kids didn't want anything there so now what can they do?
Totally retarded 131!
So it looks like burning farts has mastered the hide behind the dogs for her pictures now (signature picture). I guess she had to come up with something since she can't hide behind AN anymore.
Gray is bad! That.is.all
I don't care about gay or retarded comments. Most times it's OBVIOUS it's not directed at a person who is gay or retarded.
Burning farts hair looks retarded but not so much gay. See, referencing her hair is different than saying she is retarded for having her hair like that.
There's my free class to all of you on the usage of gay and retarded. :P
SharlaG might be 49 years and 5 months old, but that damn ticker in her sig makes her look like she's 5. Nuttier than a nutty nutcake that one.
Jane I know it was Thanksgiving and all but how about some space?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206486
The fuck?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206452
Pea parents are such fools. Telling a sibling to shut up is a "bad word" and not allowed?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206358
I hate thread titles like this, I want to say "Why yes I let them dry hump all over the couch", does the op really expect anyone to say yes?
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All these smothers are going to be so surprised when their pwecious widdle snowflayke turns up pregnant.
FFS, they were just kissing.
I'll admit, I wouldn't be all that thrilled if my 14 year old had a boyfriend but I'd rather it be out in the open than in secret.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206491
I think I was four when I realized Santa didn't exist. I feel sorry for twelve-year-olds who don't know and whose mothers want them to stay small forever.
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206452
Pea parents are such fools. Telling a sibling to shut up is a "bad word" and not allowed?
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My sister is this type of parent, butt was also a bad word in their house and her kids couldn't watch Shrek for some reason, something about Donkey and the word ass.
She told her ds his penis was "dirty" he's 17 now and I wonder what issues he has thanks to his mom.
New space is up!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206491
I think I was four when I realized Santa didn't exist. I feel sorry for twelve-year-olds who don't know and whose mothers want them to stay small forever.
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I think they're all just playing their parents. I mean really aren't all peas kids like 9 grade levels ahead of the rest of the class? Surely they would have figured that out.
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