Monday, June 25, 2012

space!

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Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177524

What don't these shit bags understand about the golf thread in this spinoff? The husband walked in with his friend as the woman and her child were sitting down to eat. There are people in here saying "Oh if I have time to run to the store I love to entertain!"

NO SHIT SHERLOCK! It isn't very spontaneous if you have time to run to the store on top of prep time and cook time for guests.

Anonymous said...

#2 do you have a stutter?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177549

WAIT WAIT WAIT

paigepea really discussed 5-fucking-dollars with her husband?

Her Jewish is showing

Anonymous said...

#4 I lol'ed at her Jewish was showing.

Sounds to me like Paige is the one that screwed up though. They(she) organized the first bday lunch, then Paige dropped the ball on the 2nd. Then it was Paige's bday, and really a pattern had not been established and nothing was done. Then another birthday rolls around and they start it. Her real life friends think she's as much as a twatwaffle as the interwebs to.

Anonymous said...

wooooooooooooooot

Anonymous said...

Ahhh, a new page for the Kendra fan club. How delightful. Did you see what she had on her locker today?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177334

So is this what went wrong with Lauren's son? The fact that she has the nerve to comment on anyone else's parenting is laughable.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177557

WTH does cyc feel the need to respond to a thread like this??? She basically said, " I've heard of people choosing special outfits and my mother brought my brother home wearing clothes"

Anonymous said...

Your post makes no sense 9.

Anonymous said...

#2 they can't help themselves. It's the subject they just can't move past.

Anonymous said...

Ahhh, a new page for the Kendra fan club. How delightful. Did you see what she had on her locker today?

Nope, do share.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177468

She's going to bother the doctor with THIS? It doesn't itch, it doesn't burn, she only noticed it because she saw it in the mirror. Oh bother. What a drama bitch. I can imagine the doctor's office staff rolling their eyes when she walks in.

Kendra said...

Kendra is kicking back with a 40 and paging her dr over and over to discuss the suspicious "rash" on her girlie bits.

Anonymous said...

ha-now ellapea is using the blog as an excuse to monger her drama.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177574

Anonymous said...

"Kendra is kicking back with a 40 and paging her dr over and over to discuss the suspicious "rash" on her girlie bits. "

LOL

Anonymous said...

Well normally I'd agree b/c I'm one to never run to the doctor over anything, but that rash is freaky, all in a grid like that. WTF?

Anonymous said...

She's going to bother the doctor with THIS? It doesn't itch, it doesn't burn, she only noticed it because she saw it in the mirror.

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Last year I had a red mark on the side of my nose. Didn't itch or burn or even really get seen by anyone except me. I ignored it. Then I was at the ob/gyn for my annual appt and she sent me right within a day to a dermatologist. It was skin cancer. Can't mess around with anything like that I guess. I never would've dreamed it was anything except a blemish.

Anonymous said...

Republicans are retarded.

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck. Paige is married to a doctor and has a job herself, but she's not going to forget that girl's $5, EVER, guaranteed. The girl surely just forgot. If this is the same group of girls Paige has spoken about before (which I assume it is b/c that other group included her closest friend, whom she also mentioned here), they are all doctor's wives. Jesus Christ. Grow up.

Anonymous said...

Democrats are dumb.

Anonymous said...

Every morning I wake up with terceS s'airotciV spelled into my tits in pink writing but it goes away after I take a shower. Should I call 9-1-1? Kendra?

Anonymous said...

Democrats eat panda barbecue with puppy sauce.

Anonymous said...

Republicans are retarded.
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That's why Kendra is a democrat.

Anonymous said...

From Last Page:

200Anonymous said... 200 187Anonymous said... 187 Kendra's here today!

June 25, 2012 10:55 AM

She should be hiding considering you stalk her constantly.

(guess what .no.one.cares.who.you.or.she.is)

June 25, 2012 12:13 PM

I guess you want people to ask who she is, to tell you to shut up about it and also tell you over and over that no one cares? You're bad at trolling.

Anonymous said...

Aveda Micki's latest update is a joke. She fucking loves the drama. She says she blocked her DH and friend and that facebook is blowing up.
She didn't block her DH on FB. She's just inviting the heartache in. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

I guess she didn't bother with all the good advice she was given re: changing locks, lawyering up, copying papers, blocking on FB and all over the internet.

Just proof that she's more interested in the salacious details and spreading them around than she is in removing the drama from her and the kids' lives as much as possible.

Being that fucking stupid ought to be a crime. She's pretty much asking for everything she gets at this point.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177581

Amazingly enough, crafterbeth posted on a running thread and didn't mention the H word.



Yet!

Anonymous said...

ha-now ellapea is using the blog as an excuse to monger her drama.
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Anonymous said...

ha-now ellapea is using the blog as an excuse to monger her drama.
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Which means she obviously reads it ;)

Anonymous said...

Yes, it's a given that ellapea is a blog bitch.

Anonymous said...

Hi ellapea! You need help girl!

Anonymous said...

Why does she call herself Ellanah when her name is Dawn? Am I seeing things, or does she sell sex toys? Gag me.

Anonymous said...

I refuse to post to the WW thread over at the pod, but I weighed in tonight and have surpassed my 5% goal by 4.8 pounds in only 5 weeks. I have dropped 2 sizes. I feel great!!

Anonymous said...

and why does she live with her parents when she's married? hmm? tell us dawnellanah

Anonymous said...

Oh, here we go. Nobody on the pod has an IQ under 140. NO. ONE.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177608

Anonymous said...

If you refuse to post your WW success on the bukkit I refuse to fake applaud you.

Anonymous said...

No kidding. I love these people who take the test "as a group" at work and end up with a score of 145. Peas are fuckin' retards.

Anonymous said...

27 why, she didn't mention herself or her marathons either!

Or Kendra!

Anonymous said...

WHy not #33? I've looked in at that group, and they seem pretty harmless...why not share your success???

Anonymous said...

Oh yea, biochemipea reads here. I am convinced that is her in 17 and 18. No, the Dr.'s visit is not a good idea. The doctor will tell you that he has no ideas how you have yourself the rash. My guess? Munchausen Syndrome. This is what she says on the thread:

The reason a dr visit seems like a good idea is because the area affected is a common spot for shingles and my mom has had shingles. I know it doesn't look like a typical shingles rash but why not be safe and get it checked out? And I don't believe in goin for the dr much at all.

Anonymous said...

EllaPea is another one of those attention whores who'd rather beg for attention from strangers than get actual, real help for her problems.

She said today was a bad day? HA! It doesn't sound like Ella's had a good day in....ever.

Ella, if you read here:

Get off of Two Peas and into a therapist's office. The bukkit is full of teh krazy and is no where to be seeking help or advice for anything.

Anonymous said...

WHy not #33? I've looked in at that group, and they seem pretty harmless...why not share your success???

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And become blog fodder and a fattie of record for all the spreadsheeters? I've been around too long for that.

Anonymous said...

Ella said before she drives her Mom to all her appointments (said she was her driver). Now how did her Dad and Mom get there? Does Dad drive?

Why didn't she go? Guess she's having happy time at home alone.

Anonymous said...

Nobody has posted an IQ of 104 yet. I keep waiting.

Anonymous said...

I think biochempea forgot she had allergy testing done yesterday.

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate Kendra. With the heat of a thousand burning suns. ☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀

Anonymous said...

Ella's mom and dad go to Costco by themselves to get her two bite cinnamon rolls. I'm sure they can get themselves to the doctor's office. She's just sponging off her parents.

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Anonymous said...

Hieroglyphics?

Anonymous said...

Nah, just L'Urine drunk typing. Again.

Anonymous said...

avedadiva is a tool.

Anonymous said...

"Want to play diagnose me"? No, I don't. Go to the effin' doctor.

Anonymous said...

I think biochempea forgot she had allergy testing done yesterday.
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Now she is claiming that it isn't *her* rash (eye roll), but she is asking for a "friend." Maybe she is beginning to realize just how stupid she sounds and what a terrible waste of time her little self-inflicted rash would be for the doc.

Anonymous said...

Just another speshul sneauxflaiyke .

Anonymous said...

Biochemipea is totally a blog reader, she justifies why her friend is going to the dr.
" still think it would be worth going, just to have it looked at. I doubt they will have a diagnosis but I do think unexplained rashes are worth being looked at."

Anonymous said...

Just another speshul sneauxflaiyke .

BWAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

58, thank you for helping me name my first born child!

I have been looking for a name as unique and uniquely spelled as she surely will be.

Wearing a pronunciation key around her head will just have to be part of her IEP plan when she goes to school.

Anonymous said...

Her name is Speshul Sneauxflaiyke but it's pronounced "Pamela".

Anonymous said...

99% of peas are blog readers and-or participants

duh

Anonymous said...

micki's FB is still wide open. She is posting back and forth to her MIL. Her husband is still her FB friend.

She is loving the attention and drama.

Sick and sad.

Anonymous said...

62, I think I less than three you :)

Anonymous said...

Be honest. What percentage of the crap that is posted on the NSBR do you actually believe is truthful, factual and without exaggeration?

I have to admit that I have come to the conclusion that even the most bland, non-drama, ordinary Peas embellish what they post 99% of the time.

Anonymous said...

Her name is Speshul Sneauxflaiyke but it's pronounced "Pamela".
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Funniest shit I've read here!

Anonymous said...

64, I think it shows that Micki is a nice person that she is still conversing with her MIL on FB.

She's being more than cordial, loving actually, to a woman who has treated her horribly for years.

I don't think she needs to be smacked for handling a terrible situation with class.

Anonymous said...

Hey Mik!

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=10&thread_id=3177449
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$30 for that? I don't think so. Maybe $10.

Anonymous said...

"Be honest. What percentage of the crap that is posted on the NSBR do you actually believe is truthful, factual and without exaggeration?

I have to admit that I have come to the conclusion that even the most bland, non-drama, ordinary Peas embellish what they post 99% of the time."

If there were a poll (LOL), I would pick the option of 5% is 100% true. But that's just me.

Anonymous said...

#70 I liked it better before she altered it. But, I have to say it looks ok for what she did. $10 sounds more like it to me as well, no way anyone in the right mind is going to pay $30.

Anonymous said...

#70 Just more junk that will end up in a Pea's church rummage sale.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Kendra?

Anonymous said...

#73..or good will

Anonymous said...

Kendra is just a bimbo some dumb troll keeps posting about. The troll thinks she's being hilarious, but her attempt at levity is actually pretty pathetic. And also super annoying.

Anonymous said...

Re: Micki- avedadiva
I predict future posts of...woe is me, my kids are spending christmas eve with the ex and the bff.

Anonymous said...

70Anonymous said... 70 https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=10&thread_id=3177449
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$30 for that? I don't think so. Maybe $10.

June 25, 2012 9:43 PM

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This is for the NSBR board no? What is this GS shit?

She's scary and her box looks like shit now.

Anonymous said...

64-You can block a person from seeing your FB page and they still show up as a friend. It's possible that she just blocked her husband instead of deleting him

Anonymous said...

re those boxes...looks very victorian/80"s pastel mauve lace-y to me. Goes well with the teddy bear ( @@ ) but who the fuck decorates like that in 2012?

Also, there are still craft malls with booths???

Anonymous said...

76Anonymous said... 76 Kendra is just a bimbo some dumb troll keeps posting about. The troll thinks she's being hilarious, but her attempt at levity is actually pretty pathetic. And also super annoying.

June 25, 2012 10:49 PM

Kendra = Scroll Past the BS

Anonymous said...

That whole bedroom is very granny. Reminds me of Yungmom's boner killing master bedroom.

Anonymous said...

Am I missing the posts between Micki and the MIL - I don't see them? Looks like she took a trip to Reno.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3177671&org_post_to_fb=&post_to_fb=

I popped my popcorn. Someone started a thread on having a declawed cat. The nutters are already out to play.

Anonymous said...

We have six cats, all indoor cats.

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wow

Anonymous said...

not wow...ewww

Anonymous said...

We home school little Spechul Sneauxflaiyke so she has plenty of time to scoop cat shit from all of those litter boxes.

Anonymous said...

A spaded cat. Is that when you whack the cat with a garden shovel?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177712

another special snowflake that talking on the phone or to adults is new to him at 12?!

Kendra said...

Her name is Speshul Sneauxflaiyke but it's pronounced "Pamela".

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A HA HAAAAA!

Kendra is amused.

Anonymous said...

This is for the NSBR board no? What is this GS shit?

She's scary and her box looks like shit now.


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Aw leave her alone. She has no neck and looks like Ursula from the Little Mermaid. The teddy bear is on HER bed cuz her hubs is sleeping in the basement to get away from her CPAP machine.

Pamela said...

another special snowflake that talking on the phone or to adults is new to him at 12?!

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I am 32 and calling county officials to interview them would make ME nervous, Jeezus.

Anonymous said...

"another special snowflake that talking on the phone or to adults is new to him at 12?!

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I am 32 and calling county officials to interview them would make ME nervous, Jeezus. "

I agree w/Pamela on this one.

Anonymous said...

Hey micki, you're a dumb twat if you think that making friends with your MIL now is going to help anything-any little thing-in your divorce.

You've brought the drama for years about what an evil twat your MIL is. Now that her nasty ass son is on to his next POA, do you honestly think she gives a rat's ass about being nice to you?

You're playing right into the drama and pain and making it extremely easy for your STBX to stick it to you. If it were just you, it wouldn't be so bad. But you have kids you need to look out for.

Woman up, quit wallowing and playing games, and start thinking of your kids.

Anonymous said...

^^ It quit being all about you the minute you spawned with this guy, FOUR TIMES OVER

Anonymous said...

83Anonymous said... 83 Am I missing the posts between Micki and the MIL - I don't see them? Looks like she took a trip to Reno.

June 26, 2012 3:05 AM

this

Anonymous said...

Her MIL is commenting on all the pics from her trip, and saying sweet things.

Why are you smacking that?

Maybe the MIL realized after all this time that her SON is the problem, not Micki. Maybe the MIL disapproves of her son leaving his marriage for some skank.

Anonymous said...

Obviously, micki likes trash and drama. She's right where she wants to be.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the MIL realized after all this time that her SON is the problem, not Micki. Maybe the MIL disapproves of her son leaving his marriage for some skank.
June 26, 2012 10:18 AM

so micki was just full of shit all along about her MIL? wow, I believed what she said in all those evil MIL posts.

Anonymous said...

Wait, so if the MIL realizes it's her son in the wrong and doesn't approve, why are she and Micki's mom arguing on FB?

??

Anonymous said...

They weren't arguing. I don't know where someone saw that. All I see are cordial posts on pics.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking avedadiva's BFF must be the greatest actress evah, or micki must be the stupidest, most naive bitch ever. She never once had an inkling that something hinky was going on? wow. just wow.

Anonymous said...

Micki said thta her mom and MIL were into on FB in one of her pod posts.

Anonymous said...

oops, into it

Anonymous said...

Have any of you asked yourselves why avdaMicki has her FB wall wide open? That right there speaks volumes.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177549

WAIT WAIT WAIT

paigepea really discussed 5-fucking-dollars with her husband?

Her Jewish is showing

You should check out the tipping at Starbuck's thread if you want to see a bunch of cheap bitches. Wonder why they even bother to go there if they can't even afford it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177725

Sharla's right. Maite's "eye candy" looks like a teenage boy. Creepy.

Anonymous said...

Oh pennyring is the gift that just keeps giving - on the IQ thread:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3177608&pg=2

someone might want to tell pennyring that people can't follow her train of thought because she's a fucking dumbass - not because her IQ is so high!

Anonymous said...

That whole bedroom is very granny. Reminds me of Yungmom's boner killing master bedroom.
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Oh yes, old country roses, wallpaper and ruffles. Blech.

And

"A spaded cat. Is that when you whack the cat with a garden shovel?"

LOL!

Anonymous said...

I don't own any fiestaware, haven't been to Disneyland in about a decade, I don't refer to my husband as "DH" (because let's get real, they aren't that darling all the time), and I think 50 Shades of Grey is stupid. Why do I even bother on the bukkit?

Anonymous said...

Oh pennyring is the gift that just keeps giving - on the IQ thread:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3177608&pg=2

someone might want to tell pennyring that people can't follow her train of thought because she's a fucking dumbass - not because her IQ is so high!
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Oh my fucking hell. She is the ultimate "speshul sneauxflaike".

Anonymous said...

Here's what Pennyring says:

I think a good reason to know you IQ (if it's above average) is that it answers questions. I get frustrated with people who don't have "quick" minds that can follow my train of thought. If I slow down and think about it, it just makes sense that they're not as smart/quick/bright, so I need to slow down for them. It gives me patience that I would otherwise lack.

What an idiot AND a bitch.

Anonymous said...

Wow, for someone with such a hi IQ she sure can't type a paragraph.....

Anonymous said...

Re: the high IQ thread

I think Pennyrung has confused being a smart ass with being smart.

Anonymous said...

Kendra likes granny smith apples. And mandarin oranges.

Anonymous said...

You should check out the tipping at Starbuck's thread if you want to see a bunch of cheap bitches. Wonder why they even bother to go there if they can't even afford it.

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The sheer number of flat-out NO!'s was eye-opening, for sure.

Anonymous said...

peas are notoriously stingy tippers. it's a given.

Anonymous said...

Can someone link to Micki's FB page?

Anonymous said...

www.facebook.com/micki.wrightslife

google micki and chris young and you could find it yourself in less than 10 seconds. She's a dumbass. It's hard to feel sorry for someone who is deliberately and willfully stupid

Anonymous said...

Haaha at all the peas *casually* dropping Mensa into their post.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177765

only the peas . . . only the peas. SMH

Anonymous said...

Meh. I have a hard time tipping anywhere where I have to stand in line to order and stand in line to pick up. I usually drop change into the tip box but unless you are bringing it to me at my table, you're not getting a tip. I don't tip at IKEA either. Does that make me a cheap bitch? Perhaps.

Kendra said...

Kendra always tips at S-bux.

Anonymous said...

Is there some special skill or service that they're providing above say a Wendy's?

do you all tip at Wendy's?

Anonymous said...

Those old bags are really creaming themselves over Magic Mike. @@

Anonymous said...

Lol #120, not buying the mensa bs either! Hilarious.

And:
A spaded cat. Is that when you whack the cat with a garden shovel?

#88 FTW!!!!!!! Simply awesome, Mensa member do we think?

Anonymous said...

country ham is one of THE most ignorant peas out there. Add in her religious craziness, and you have the perfect storm of stupid.

Anonymous said...

Micki has been warned that she needs to lock up her facebook page. Apparently she didn't listen.

And WHY would you take a trip out west? If I were her the first trip I'd have made would've been to the nearest divorce attorney!! Dumbass!

Anonymous said...

Hey, if your stupid enough to tip at star bucks have at it...if you feel that sorry for the workers there you can up your tip to 100% to cover the rest of us who won't. Cheap and proud of it.

Anonymous said...

Hey, if your stupid enough to tip at star bucks have at it...if you feel that sorry for the workers there you can up your tip to 100% to cover the rest of us who won't. Cheap and proud of it.
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Same here! I don't get tipped either for doing MY JOB from customers. Nor do I expect it and I wait on people much like a barista at Sbux

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177766

Things I wouldn't post at the bucket: I would be STRONGLY urging an abortion or adoption. Of all the teenage parents I've known, including those in my family, I've only seen one situation that turned out well. I don't see this being another one.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, a fifteen year old father is a recipe for success, isn't it? Sweet buttery jeebus.

Anonymous said...

The part that got me was when she said she and her DH agreed to help support the baby until the daddy was old enough to get a job. If you are too young to get a job, you are too young to be raising a baby!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3177668&pg=2

WTF is a "spank me, Daddy" book and why would you post that. Mensa?

Anonymous said...

You'd think *KiKiNichole* would have boatloads of advice since she was a teen mom.

Anonymous said...

"Hey, if your stupid enough to tip at star bucks have at it...if you feel that sorry for the workers there you can up your tip to 100% to cover the rest of us who won't. Cheap and proud of it.
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Same here! I don't get tipped either for doing MY JOB from customers. Nor do I expect it and I wait on people much like a barista at Sbux"


All of this^^^^^^^^

Anonymous said...

WTF is a "spank me, Daddy" book and why would you post that. Mensa?
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Erotica? A lot of erotica writers self-publish through Amazon and other methods. As for why she posted it... *shrugs* Some people don't care about random strangers online knowing things like that about them.

Anonymous said...

#135 I thought so to

Anonymous said...

Kendra's dog is really cute. She's thinking of breeding her so she can have cute puppies.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177717

I was married with a child at 20.

Anonymous said...

Hey, if your stupid enough to tip at star bucks have at it...if you feel that sorry for the workers there you can up your tip to 100% to cover the rest of us who won't. Cheap and proud of it.

Why do all the dumb ass peas like you think tips are given out of sympathy? It's for service and quality. The tasteless cheap asses are comparing Starbucks to McDonald's and fast food. Why in the fuk would anyone tip a fast food place? The service and food is shit! Hell, they should tip me for the times I got food poisoning and they fukd up my order! The peas are idiots.

Anonymous said...

WTF is a "spank me, Daddy" book and why would you post that. Mensa?
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Erotica? A lot of erotica writers self-publish through Amazon and other methods. As for why she posted it... *shrugs* Some people don't care about random strangers online knowing things like that about them.
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I'm all for erotica but when you're a 40 year old virgin it seems sort of sad.

Anonymous said...

"Why do all the dumb ass peas like you think tips are given out of sympathy? It's for service and quality. The tasteless cheap asses are comparing Starbucks to McDonald's and fast food. Why in the fuk would anyone tip a fast food place? The service and food is shit! Hell, they should tip me for the times I got food poisoning and they fukd up my order! The peas are idiots. "

Star bucks is FAST FOOD. You stand in line, get your coffee over a counter and most stand alone buildings have a drive though. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck. It is most likely, a duck.

Anonymous said...

The tasteless cheap asses are comparing Starbucks to McDonald's and fast food.
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yeah starbucks sure is some high falutin place. That's why there's one in every shopping mall, outlet mall, and airport, in every remote suburbia out there.

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Anonymous said...

"Why do all the dumb ass peas like you think tips are given out of sympathy? It's for service and quality. The tasteless cheap asses are comparing Starbucks to McDonald's and fast food. Why in the fuk would anyone tip a fast food place? The service and food is shit! Hell, they should tip me for the times I got food poisoning and they fukd up my order! The peas are idiots. "
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I will start tipping when they start:

1. Seating me at a table
2. Take my order at a table
3. Bring my order to my table
4. Cheak on me to see if I need a refill etc.
5. bring my bill to the table and pick up my payment.

If these things don't happen, guess what, NO TIP FOR YOU!!

Anonymous said...

1. Seating me at a table
2. Take my order at a table
3. Bring my order to my table
4. Cheak on me to see if I need a refill etc.
5. bring my bill to the table and pick up my payment.

6. stop acting like a little snot

Anonymous said...

Why do they write it G-d instead of God?

Anonymous said...

oh 146

"6. stop acting like a little snot"

what a come back!!! LMAO

You must be a starbux worker. You really told 145

(the was Sarcasm BTW...LMAO)

Anonymous said...

Why do they write it G-d instead of God?
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I wonder that myself

Anonymous said...

I also hate DD, DS, DH. Darling? Reall? Not so much.

Anonymous said...

Jewish people don't say or write God.

Anonymous said...

DD= Bra size
DS= hand held video Game
DH= Dead beat hubby?

lol

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177634

Every photo had the OP crying? Really? Crying? Sad.

Anonymous said...

micki's updates make it very plain that she's not interested in things like protecting her kids' interests and getting on with her life. she's interested in the drama, and self-absorbed whining.

she'd rather have the insipid drivel like writermom's "oh, honey, boo hoo and learn to be an actress" than the useful stuff like lawyer up, change your locks, lock down your internet footprints, and gather evidence to stick it to him in court.

her kids have got no one in their lives to act like an adult and actually parent them. sad.

Anonymous said...

micki's FB is still wide open. She is posting back and forth to her MIL. Her husband is still her FB friend.


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No he isn't.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177628

No mushroom head. You and Pineapple are the only ones that worship Prager.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177717

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TWENTY years old. TWENTY. And she's flabbergasted that his Mommy isn't kneeling vigil at his bedside after he got a little too much sun at the fucking beach.

God help our country with this generation of snowflakes coming up. I swear, their parents are going to take care of them (financially too but that's another story) until they die, and then what will we be left with. A generation of grown adults that don't have a clue how to be a grown adult.

Anonymous said...

Oh shut up about Micki. We all know that in the beginning we just want to know all the details - hence her asking questions. She's kept the drama off her facebook page.

Anonymous said...

Star bucks is FAST FOOD. You stand in line, get your coffee over a counter and most stand alone buildings have a drive though. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck. It is most likely, a duck.

There is a difference between Starbuck's and McDonald's coffee. If there wasn't all the penny pinchers wouldn't be going to Starbucks and spending $4.00 on a cup of coffee.

Anonymous said...

God forbid if the peas went into a bar and ordered a cocktail and had to tip the bartender. They're always bitching and whining about the chore of buying shower, wedding or birthday gifts. It's always something with those bitches.

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Anonymous said...

There is a difference between Starbuck's and McDonald's coffee. If there wasn't all the penny pinchers wouldn't be going to Starbucks and spending $4.00 on a cup of coffee.
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The difference is that McDonalds coffee isn't bitter, and costs less. So yes, it's smarter to not to buy an over priced bitter cup at starbucks.

Anonymous said...

143Anonymous said... 143 "Why do all the dumb ass peas like you think tips are given out of sympathy? It's for service and quality. The tasteless cheap asses are comparing Starbucks to McDonald's and fast food. Why in the fuk would anyone tip a fast food place? The service and food is shit! Hell, they should tip me for the times I got food poisoning and they fukd up my order! The peas are idiots. "

Star bucks is FAST FOOD. You stand in line, get your coffee over a counter and most stand alone buildings have a drive though. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck. It is most likely, a duck.

June 26, 2012 5:00 PM

Starducks!

Anonymous said...

147Anonymous said... 147 Why do they write it G-d instead of God?

June 26, 2012 5:18 PM

I think they consider it saying his name in vain.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177824

WTF? Has this OP always been a dumbass?

Anonymous said...

oh 146

"6. stop acting like a little snot"

what a come back!!! LMAO

You must be a starbux worker. You really told 145

(the was Sarcasm BTW...LMAO)
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actually you misread me.
it was the number 6 rule for getting a tip, which is not to act snotty. which most of them do...like they're doing you a favor getting you a damn cup of coffee.

Anonymous said...

He was when I made the post. Obviously, she reads here.

Too bad she's still a stupid twat.

Anonymous said...

oops, 167 was about this:


micki's FB is still wide open. She is posting back and forth to her MIL. Her husband is still her FB friend.


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No he isn't.
June 26, 2012 6:31 PM

Anonymous said...

Fill us in on the fight between her mother and mil. I didn't see any of it.

Anonymous said...

150Anonymous said... 150 I also hate DD, DS, DH. Darling? Reall? Not so much.

June 26, 2012 5:29 PM

I read those as Dear, not Darling.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/peadictionary.asp

Anonymous said...

Cracking on avedadiva is like kicking a retarded kitten. She's obviously an incompetent dumbass who can't handle life without a man-even if he's dumb white trash.

Have some pity on her. She needs it.

Anonymous said...

maybe she can hook up w/her singer friend :)

Anonymous said...

i guess the singer guy might be a slight upgrade in the trash dept :)

Anonymous said...

I think Dear whatever sounds stupid as well. I know my family members aren't always Dear/Darling whatever.

Anonymous said...

DH, DD, DS they all annoy me, but it gets even worse when someone is trying to tell a story about their niece, nephew, grandchild or other relative. I wish people would just make up names for their stories.

Anonymous said...

I don't tip at fast food places... including Starbucks, Panera, and Chipotle.

I do tip well at table service restaurants - and especially at places I'm going to return and want very good service in the future, like the salon and dog groomer.

Anonymous said...

big fucking deal.

Church Lady said...

174Anonymous said... 174 I think Dear whatever sounds stupid as well. I know my family members aren't always Dear/Darling whatever.

June 26, 2012 8:37 PM

Isn't that Special!

Anonymous said...

OMG...Ellapea is a piece of work...She doesn't like men but isn't gay..
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177834

Anonymous said...

Ellapea is in obvious denial of the gay. WTF is the pea she wants to live with? I often think she's a troll posting the crazy stuff just to bait us over here. Freaking nutter, that one.

Anonymous said...

I don't think even the gays want to claim Ellapea!! That woman is crazy.

Anonymous said...

OMG...Ellapea is a piece of work...She doesn't like men but isn't gay..
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Being in total denial about your sexuality your whole life would really scramble your brain. She is of an age where it is likely that she was raised to think being gay was a mental illness not just a sin.

Anonymous said...

Is Carolgscrapper getting married to the 30 second orgasm guy?

Anonymous said...

159 - Just because the coffee is expensive doesn't make any difference. You are tipping for service, not cost of product. And the level of service at Starbucks is the same as McDonald's.

Anonymous said...

http://www.facebook.com/dawn.truss.9

Ellanah is Dawn. Dawn is friends w/a million and a half peas. Those peas including Rena, Jill, Beadhound and a bunch of others. She's definitely trollish but who knows to what extent.

Anonymous said...

Who was the Pea with the daughter who was the light of her life and the son who was basically ignored? No, not L'Urine! This Pea's dd went to college and immediately got engaged to a ginger hambeast christian guy. Did they ever get married?

Anonymous said...

That was Chele and the hambeast dumped the daughter.

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Nightowl Scrapper is a cunt, that is all.

Anonymous said...

That was Chele and the hambeast dumped the daughter.

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...and Chele heaved a huge sigh of relief.

Anonymous said...

Whoa. I missed all that. Wasn't Chele bigtime into wedding planning?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3177895


"I think that most people who circumcise their sons for religious reasons are doing it primarily for religious reasons, not for health reasons."
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Jesus Christ Heartcat...NO SHIT. Can you ever make a post that isn't 8 paragraphs long?

Anonymous said...

Kendra was absent today. :(

Anonymous said...

That was Chele and the hambeast dumped the daughter.
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Whoa, I missed that one!

Anonymous said...

http://www.pawnation.com/2012/06/19/family-photos-are-more-awkward-with-animals/?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058&#photo=6

Anonymous said...

188Anonymous said... 188 jrenae, your kid is not that cute.

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None of her kids are that cute.

June 27, 2012 9:26 AM

Feel good to bash on kids? Fuckin' Psycho!
Jane? Really?

Anonymous said...

Chill the fuck out. Saying a cute isn't that cute is not bashing. Nobody said jrenae, your kid is fucking ugly! geez

Anonymous said...

Does Mitten Romney wear sacred underwear?

Anonymous said...

Christ, saying a kid isn't cute is hardly bashing. Try to done down all the butthurt. Or, just go the fuck away.

Jane Doe said...

I removed the comments about the kids, I just saw them. Thanks for alerting me.

Please remember that we don't talk about underage children here. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

If he's a good Mormon, then yes, he wears the magic underwear.

He'd better not be drinking coffee either

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