Princess Lasertron has some issues herself. She seems like a sweet kid but she is a hipster that prolly fell in love with a gay hipster. I guess he figured getting married was a good gig and voila!
I remember her saying that used to troll message boards. She probably doesn't have the time these days but I think she was a real weirdo back in the day.
Poor Kiki. I have never seen a woman with more self esteem issues. She tries to cover them up by thinking she is some hot 40something year old momma but the poor thing just tries way too damn hard.
All the wimpy ass butt sucker Peas are telling her how gorgeous she is. Damn, is their city full of humpbacks and gargoyles?
I think the Kikster reads this blog *every*single*day*
All the wimpy ass butt sucker Peas are telling her how gorgeous she is =========================== Which is exactly what she wanted and expected would happen the first time she posted the photo, but instead all she got was a lot of congratulations for her DD. That wasn't nearly enough for her, because she didn't actually post for her daughter, she posted for herself because she thought she looked good and wanted everyone else to say that.
When she read the posts here, she milked it for all it was worth and put the photo up again, so this time everyone would have to say she looked good. Hi Kiki, you do know it isn't a *real* compliment when people feel forced to say something... right?
As JBeans points out on the blog thread, we just can't string a coherent sentence together over here, unlike those super intelligent peas with their fopaux's and yourselfs'
Oh my God I think your 6th grader can struggle through until 1:30 to eat lunch. Jesus Christ. This is why kids today find themselves at age 25 not having a clue how to live on their own. Attention helicopter moms: you are not doing your kids any favors.
I really have no issue with anyone trying to make money but seriously everyone saying how gorgeous that thing is makes me want to vomit. The only way anyone would get me to put that on my head is if they removed it from my body first!!
I need threads like that. I don't think this is the end of times, personally I don't really care. If it's my time to go, it's my time to go. I don't know what happens after I die, but I don't want to spend my life worrying about it either.
So, I start to read those threads and start to freak out "what if this IS?" I read reasonalble comments and start to think about it. Then I see somebody like Skybar post and how she believes all the pieces to the puzzle are coming together. It's like jumping into a cold pool in winter - reading her crap slaps me hard back into reality. She's so full of crap I can't take anything she says seriously.
omg seriously vulchar, I usually find grammar and spelling Nazis annoying but damn if vulchar isn't one of the most ignorant spelling mistakes I've ever seen I don't know what would be.
I don't buy language barrier with Annabella. I think it's stupidity, plain and simple. She was raised to be someone's housewife or mistress. I hope she never have kids.
Yubon lunch is for wimps PeaNut 261669 - May 2006 Posts: 12017 Layouts: 0 Loc: Hotel for Cats Posted: 5/25/2011 9:46:19 AM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Some people are rude. Some people don't know how to spell vulture. 8888888888 Some people are just flat out stupid. Oh wait, I didn't say it under my real name. Signed, Mrs.Cocacola oh wait, I have to change 1 letter, that would be Mrs.Cocacula
L'Urines ears prick like satans when she hears the word racist no one will steal the cuntbeasts thunder no one
tossing on her hat she runs downstairs to her antiquated 1972 Buick LaSabre while trying to not trip over her sheet as she drags her door open she removes her pointy hat feverishly tossing it across the peeling Naugahyde seat The floorboard area is filled with the empty carcasses of mickyD cheeseburger wrappers greasy fry containers and empty Krispy Kreme boxes carcasses of last nights late bender wheezing and out of breath she plops her fatass down into the car which groans in tired defiance as its springs have little life left to give as it tries to carry its heavy load one last time as she turns the key a low shriek comes forth building in intensity guttural primitive and desperate ON TO THE POD as the Buick backfires in protest it's finally coaxed to life as her cankles quiver when her wide fat foot presses life into the beast seconds pass as she curls her swollen pasty sausage fingers around the gear shifter and throws it into reverse a noxious cloud of blue smoke spews out the tailpipe and curls around the open window L'Urine takes a deep breath and her nostrils flare the blue smoke is helplessly sucked inward
Whhhhyyyyy???? Your 16 year old is bragging about wearing drawers? You know that's the mom that shows the potty training pictures to anyone that stops by the house to visit.
WOW...a prom picture that is actually stunning! The dress fit well, no orange fake tan, not stripper-short...a beautiful girl in a very tasteful dress! I'm impressed!!
#49...I guess I haven't looked at all of them, but the few I did look at were terrible. I didn't link them here either (too mean for me), but I shook my head. Orange fake tans, boob spillage and way to much back fat (If it looked that bad posing for a pic, how would it look when moving around?), dresses that were way too short/skimpy/hooker looking. I was really impressed with this dress and girl.
#52...if she was banned, then Squillen should be as well. Squillen was warned, but basically laughed at STJ and just kept on pimping her crap lard filled cookies.
ummm, no #47. Ah, yes, you must be blog whore Andy posting this. Another to get another schmuck to your damn blog. I swear woman, get a life.
Sorry, I know we aren't supposed to smack kids but a high school senior is hardly a kid. I am not impressed by that dress. Looks like something a washed up up old soap opera star would wear to the daytime Emmys. Way too old an matronly for that girl.
52-I don't think she was banned. she hairflipped and had them delete her account. she wasn't gone very long. maybe she wouldn't be such a pain in the ass this time around.
#23 posted: I really have no issue with anyone trying to make money but seriously everyone saying how gorgeous that thing is makes me want to vomit. The only way anyone would get me to put that on my head is if they removed it from my body first!! ================================================ Unholy FUCK!
That thing is hideous, it looks like Minnie Pearl's hat mated with a chicken wire. I certainly don't find it at all FASCINATING and could someone tell me where one would wear that hideous oddity? Wal-Mart?
The fact that those monstrosities are now being co-opted by middle class women to wear is silly and they have to be the most UNFLATTERING accessories ever devised by a homosexual (the last time Alexander McQueen had taste was a dick in his mouth) to make women look ridiculous and sexually unappealing.
Hell, give me the colored turkey feathers in your hair, those things are just GROTESQUE.
I don't have a problem with PL, but I did have a problem with Squillen. What's the difference? PL wrote a short post linking to a legit business site (maybe still against TOU, but that's STJ's problem not mine). Squillen was using 2Peas as her business site b/c she was too lazy or cheap to set up a real business site. She was taking orders and payments directly on 2Peas! Not to mention the fact that her "not a business" business was illegal due to numerous health code violations, in addition to tax and licensing issues. Maybe I do think that PL hat is not so cute, but it looks a lot better than those cheap fugly cookies.
#62...I agree with you, but you missed the BIGGEST one...Squillen was ASKED to stop pimping out her crap, and she completely ignored STJ. I also think STJ was an idiot for not just deleting the thread and either banning squillen or something, but it really showed squillens true character and integrity when she has specifically been asked in a previous thread to NOT pimp out her shit, and she did it again anyway.
I posted about the prom dress pic I liked, and no, I am not andy. I didn't even click on the link to her blog to see more pics. I have no interest in looking at her blog, I was just admiring her DD's prom pics.
Posted: 5/25/2011 4:15:31 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't know about her gums, Lanus, and I don't remember what thread that referenced, but I know I read it...so I must say...
My gyno told me that my vagina was as fresh and sweet as a 21 year old virgin!
Gulfcoastgirl StuckOnPeas PeaNut 78019 - March 2003 Posts: 2035 Layouts: 10 Loc: At the bar of the Cheeca Lodge
Posted: 5/25/2011 3:39:01 PM
You want to put on a damn dress more power to your dumb ass. Me? I was staying warm.
Since clothing is now made in all weights and fabrics, I think I would have put my dumb ass in an appropriate garment that could have been.....oh, I don't know...warm?! You can't be warm and not tacky at the same time? I for one believe the two can live together.
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ITA with Gulgcoastgirl.
Would it have killed Kiki to wear a pair of knit slacks and a warmer top or sweater or something? Jeans are not the only type of pants in the world.
I swear sometimes I feel like 2Peas is a Repub shrub bucket? Is it? Have I made a wrong turn somewhere? Biggest bunch of BO haters. Dem haters. Anybody else but Chreeeestan haters. WTF?
Can we vote Kiki today's biggest idiot? Seriously, there are storms heading your way, so you load the kids up in the car to go to the mall? Then the *sirens* go off so you get back in the car and drive to your moms house? Then the *tornado* sirens continue to sound, so you drive with your *kids* back to your house? How hard is it to know tornado coming = stay in the damn house.
Lanus is so edgy!!!! She wore khaki shorts and hi top pink Chucks to graduation!!! If I had paid for my cap and gown and she walked up there like that it would irritate me.
Imagine if some popular pea posted that some loser at their kids college graduation showed up looking homeless.
The peas are being meaner to Kiki than the blog bitches! She just can't get a break...they are some mean bullies over there... --------------------------------------------
Naw, I figure it is blog bitches that grew some pink clanking balls and spoke up.
wait...is Maddy the one that had the wedding in vegas that the bridesmaides didn't want to ride together or share the cost of gas or something and Maddy didn't invite her kids to come, they were just going to watch the video? Is this the same girl?
Thank you #96. If she is the same wack-a-doo, then I feel very sorry for her kids. She already shows she puts her latest boy-toy ahead of her kids, now she is spending time reading two-peas and writing blog entries about it? Let me guess, she is also on welfare, WIC and any other government program she can get her fat fingers on. Nice. Maybe she should get off the computer and spend some time with her kids.
On second thought, they would probably turn out better without her 'guidance' as a mother.
scrapwench is an ass kissing cunt. what a fucking fat, ugly bitch. typical pea. 00000000000 did she call you on your bullshit and bend you widdle feelers?
Still waiting for the link on scrapwench...thinking the link has not been posted because #99 is right...it calls out a certain pea (that ran and posted here). Posting the link would out that pea as a blog bitch. So original...
Anonymous said... 70 I swear sometimes I feel like 2Peas is a Repub shrub bucket? Is it? Have I made a wrong turn somewhere? Biggest bunch of BO haters. Dem haters. Anybody else but Chreeeestan haters. WTF?
PeaNut 26836 - January 2002 Posts: 8656 Layouts: 81 Posted: 5/25/2011 7:01:01 PM ------- Someone defended me!!!! ------- It's really hard to take you seriously when you're practically wetting yourself over the attention.
Kiki. I have never seen a woman with more self esteem issues. She tries to cover them up by thinking she is some hot 40something year old momma but the poor thing just tries way too damn hard. ^^^^ That. It's pitiful how insecure she is.
it has been mentioned several times that megmc = beadhound. I think she has some reading comprhension problems. That, or she really is beadhound, and wants to get people off that subject...
Anonymous said... 109 Kiki. I have never seen a woman with more self esteem issues. She tries to cover them up by thinking she is some hot 40something year old momma but the poor thing just tries way too damn hard. ^^^^ That. It's pitiful how insecure she is.
May 25, 2011 5:14 PM
*That.* (oh, and *This.*) is a bucket thing. Please refrain from using that here. *WE* hate the stupid ass use of it.
Really Kiki?? isn't a UPS driver every bored housewife's dream? Order a package, then answer the door dressed all sexxy-like and then get the real 'package'?? Seems like something some of the bored peas would do...
I wonder how long before we hear about someone from Twopeas committing suicide because of the meanness and nastiness that goes on? We hear about this kind of stuff happening all the time to young people. Cyber bullying! It's really no different...well there is a difference, they're kids and these are so called adults. It's really shameful that grown ups would do something so petty and juvenile and deliberate. It's actually a little psychotic. This is a glorified slam book and you're all a bunch of high school mean girls! You talk crap about people all day long but I bet it's you all that have the sad pathetic lives.
Anonymous said... 114 I wonder how long before we hear about someone from Twopeas committing suicide because of the meanness and nastiness that goes on? We hear about this kind of stuff happening all the time to young people. Cyber bullying! It's really no different...well there is a difference, they're kids and these are so called adults. It's really shameful that grown ups would do something so petty and juvenile and deliberate. It's actually a little psychotic. This is a glorified slam book and you're all a bunch of high school mean girls! You talk crap about people all day long but I bet it's you all that have the sad pathetic lives.
May 25, 2011 6:11 PM
1. Welcome to the blog, bitch!
2. If someone over there committed suicide over something said here then they were probably already over the edge (like most of them now).
2a. Gina would have to call their house to make sure it was real.
2b. Scrapstench would have to confirm it before it's true on the webzez.
Thanks for proving my point, I figured I'd get that kind of reaction. I bet you anything that you are the same people that would be ENRAGED if this happened to one of your children. Would it be their fault if they committed suicide because someone was being cruel to them? I mean you yourself said that they must have had something wrong with them already. They deserve to pushed over the edge for your entertainment? I actually feel more sorry for the people that post here than I do your victims. You have no accountability, no remorse, no care in the world because what? Because it's fun? You get your shits and giggles from being a horrible person. And sadly you probably always be that way. Hell right now I'm no better than you are, but the difference is I know when to say when and you will always sit at your computer and take your loneliness and depression out on anonymous people you don't even know. Karma is a bitch!
Anonymous said... 118 Thanks for proving my point, I figured I'd get that kind of reaction. I bet you anything that you are the same people that would be ENRAGED if this happened to one of your children. Would it be their fault if they committed suicide because someone was being cruel to them? I mean you yourself said that they must have had something wrong with them already. They deserve to pushed over the edge for your entertainment? I actually feel more sorry for the people that post here than I do your victims. You have no accountability, no remorse, no care in the world because what? Because it's fun? You get your shits and giggles from being a horrible person. And sadly you probably always be that way. Hell right now I'm no better than you are, but the difference is I know when to say when and you will always sit at your computer and take your loneliness and depression out on anonymous people you don't even know. Karma is a bitch!
May 25, 2011 6:49 PM
Victims? LOL They put the shit out there and shouldn't.
You know there are some key differences, right? 1. Real names are not used. It's only pea names. Do peas use their pea names in real life? 2. This is one place. It is not 'viral', as in, it is not spread around on FB or any other place. It is contained here, and I can only remember it being linked once at the pod. 3. Other than a few people that are after Lauren, most of the comments are a one time thing regarding something someone has written on a post over at the pod. 4. No one is being harassed. No one is receiving e-mails or texts from the blog, and the blog is not spreading this information for all to see.
"Would it be their fault if they committed suicide..." has to be one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard. Taking this lack of personal responsibility bullshit to a whole new level, kinda like that Phoebe Prince case.
You've got a choice with suicide, unless someone is physically forcing you to kill yourself.
I don't have a problem with PL, but I did have a problem with Squillen. What's the difference? PL wrote a short post linking to a legit business site (maybe still against TOU, but that's STJ's problem not mine). Squillen was using 2Peas as her business site b/c she was too lazy or cheap to set up a real business site. She was taking orders and payments directly on 2Peas! Not to mention the fact that her "not a business" business was illegal due to numerous health code violations, in addition to tax and licensing issues. Maybe I do think that PL hat is not so cute, but it looks a lot better than those cheap fugly cookies.
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#62 you have no clue as to how or what her business was. what an idiot you are.
Please enlighten us squillen...I mean #123. What was her business? Was she actually licensed? If she was making $1200 per holiday, that's a pretty nice yearly paycheck (5 or 6 holidays x $1200). Do fill all of us idiots in on what an upstanding business woman you...I mean squillen really is.
I forgot that I was dealing with idiots. You really think I mean $7200 is a nice paycheck for someone with a 40 hour a week job? I'll amend my statement for the slow ones here:
If she was making $1200 per holiday, that's a pretty nice yearly paycheck (5 or 6 holidays x $1200) for a SAHM who only spends 12 or so days in the kitchen making cookies to get that paycheck.
There, does that explain things? Not bad for a cash-under-the table side income.
Nope, I'm #127, and I don't think it is funny at all. I was agreeing with the comments above mine about squillen and why I don't like her. I think she should be banned from two peas, as well as turned over to the IRS. Promoting her 'business' on a website, taking orders and receiving payment without paying tax on it is a crime.
132: you're obviously the mental illness expert heee. Please don't reproduce & pass your fucked up cray cray along to future generations.
Seriously, people, when does personal accountability come in to play? Someone who chooses suicide is a coward. Period. Many people are bullied or have bad shit happen to them; only weak & selfish idiots choose suicide, and only idiots absolve them of responsibility for their choices. Because suicide, by definition, is a choice. Otherwise, we call it murder.
Now go take one of the many meds I'm sure you need to survive the world. Some of us live life without drugs & excuses for everything that's wrong in our luves.
You clearly have no fucking clue what you're talking about. Sure there are people who just say the have anxiety/depression as an excuse when they don't have it. But there are many others who do actually suffer from it.
It's quite clear that you don't understand. Depression/anxiety can strike when you would least expect it, when everything is going fine and there's no reason or bad experience to explain it. How is that using a "crutch" of which you speak?
Didn't mean for this to get to heartcat length and I know and admit I didn't word the point I'm trying to make very clearly.
But seriously, STFU, you really don't know what you're talking about it and are just making yourself sound like a really stoopid moran!!!!!!!1one1!!!
OMG, there sure some slutty prom dresses this year. I would never let my dd out in some of those so called dresses and I'm hardly a pearl clutcher. I'm a heathen atheist with no morals according to Skybar.
i also thought burning feather's crockpot stuff sucked. here's a better one: put some beef butt in your crockpot and throw in some salt. it's delicious! aeroforce1's recipe
This blog is not the same as bullying, it's like people you know talking about you behind your back. Most of the time you are clueless about it and it does no harm at all. But if you choose to snoop and listen in to their conversations, then you might hear something you don't like. Don't want to risk reading about yourself here? Then don't read. Simple. Perhaps also resist the temptation to post every thought that enters your head over at the pod. If you don't do or post idiotic stuff, then that's less ammunition for us.
Bet she'll say emotional distress or slander...don't know how that'll pan out with fake internet names and all. Aren't most of the peas on the tort reform bandwagon anyway.
What am I missing here? What is so genius about a potholder folded in half? Can someone explain it to me? A sewing kit? Lipsticks? Flash drives? Why do we want to store those in a potholder...or is she being sarcastic? If not then that is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. Is someone seriously going to put their lipsticks in a folder potholder and carry it in their purse?
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FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
Welcome noobs!
vajazzle
Someone posted a link at the pod. They can't resist coming here. hahaha
1st timer posting.
Princess Lasertron has some issues herself. She seems like a sweet kid but she is a hipster that prolly fell in love with a gay hipster. I guess he figured getting married was a good gig and voila!
I remember her saying that used to troll message boards. She probably doesn't have the time these days but I think she was a real weirdo back in the day.
Hey NOOBS!
All Hail the Magikal Beouf!
Poor Kiki. I have never seen a woman with more self esteem issues. She tries to cover them up by thinking she is some hot 40something year old momma but the poor thing just tries way too damn hard.
All the wimpy ass butt sucker Peas are telling her how gorgeous she is. Damn, is their city full of humpbacks and gargoyles?
I think the Kikster reads this blog *every*single*day*
Anonymous said... 7 Hey NOOBS!
All Hail the Magikal Beouf!
May 24, 2011 11:06 PM
and porque?
All the wimpy ass butt sucker Peas are telling her how gorgeous she is
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Which is exactly what she wanted and expected would happen the first time she posted the photo, but instead all she got was a lot of congratulations for her DD. That wasn't nearly enough for her, because she didn't actually post for her daughter, she posted for herself because she thought she looked good and wanted everyone else to say that.
When she read the posts here, she milked it for all it was worth and put the photo up again, so this time everyone would have to say she looked good.
Hi Kiki, you do know it isn't a *real* compliment when people feel forced to say something... right?
Kiki is a milf, a mother I'd like to FORGET!
fuck me you lot are so up yourselfs you fucking losers
and I can pick who you are just by what you say. fuckers
Who am I then oh great psychotic one?
Yourselfs is a moran.
ugh boring....new ppl dish some dirt or go back to the pod
yourselfs?
I see the teachers have found the blog.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094038
from Silverdogbreath: "Our coven went & helped some of the victims & gave them bottled water"
Why oh why did we stop burning witches and is it too late to revise the practice?
#18 *LOL* Diet Coke out the nose owwwww
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093679
"fopaux"
Really?
As JBeans points out on the blog thread, we just can't string a coherent sentence together over here, unlike those super intelligent peas with their fopaux's and yourselfs'
Oh my God I think your 6th grader can struggle through until 1:30 to eat lunch. Jesus Christ. This is why kids today find themselves at age 25 not having a clue how to live on their own.
Attention helicopter moms: you are not doing your kids any favors.
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093936
OMG, 6hrs without food??
I wonder what they said at the hospital and if he is expected to pull through?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093947
I really have no issue with anyone trying to make money but seriously everyone saying how gorgeous that thing is makes me want to vomit. The only way anyone would get me to put that on my head is if they removed it from my body first!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094096
Had to click the ink to find out wtf a vulchar was smh
*link
Anonymous said... 12 fuck me you lot are so up yourselfs you fucking losers
May 25, 2011 4:25 AM
Anonymous said... 13 and I can pick who you are just by what you say. fuckers
May 25, 2011 4:27 AM
I'm pretty sure most of us know who you are but will be nice since you already have so much to deal with in life.
"Anyone else getting a bit scared?"
I need threads like that. I don't think this is the end of times, personally I don't really care. If it's my time to go, it's my time to go. I don't know what happens after I die, but I don't want to spend my life worrying about it either.
So, I start to read those threads and start to freak out "what if this IS?" I read reasonalble comments and start to think about it. Then I see somebody like Skybar post and how she believes all the pieces to the puzzle are coming together. It's like jumping into a cold pool in winter - reading her crap slaps me hard back into reality. She's so full of crap I can't take anything she says seriously.
omg seriously vulchar, I usually find grammar and spelling Nazis annoying but damn if vulchar isn't one of the most ignorant spelling mistakes I've ever seen I don't know what would be.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094087
Holy shit, Annabella posts some stupid stuff. Surely she is not that dense in real life!
Anonymous said... 29 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094087
Holy shit, Annabella posts some stupid stuff. Surely she is not that dense in real life!
May 25, 2011 8:28 AM
her friends don't know how stupid she is because they are *in da club* and can't hear her LOL
I think there's a language barrier, she's not really stupid. Now the vulchar lady many be on the dumb side.
Based on her post history, Annabella IS that stupid.
What was the meat blog? Was it just like this? I was a pea back then, but I never found the blog. Was it just like this or worst?
Annabella is retarded, but she likes to be referred to as special.
This is so fugly. Who would wear this? WHO?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3093947
And is she not breaking the TOU's?
Little late to the party aren't you 35?
No no no 34 you can't used retarded, it isn't PC, and since we've replaced retarded with special pretty soon you won't be able to say special either.
I don't buy language barrier with Annabella. I think it's stupidity, plain and simple. She was raised to be someone's housewife or mistress. I hope she never have kids.
Yubon
lunch is for wimps
PeaNut 261669 - May 2006
Posts: 12017 Layouts: 0
Loc: Hotel for Cats
Posted: 5/25/2011 9:46:19 AM
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Some people are rude. Some people don't know how to spell vulture.
8888888888
Some people are just flat out stupid.
Oh wait, I didn't say it under my real name.
Signed, Mrs.Cocacola oh wait, I have to change 1 letter, that would be Mrs.Cocacula
See how that works?
L'Urines ears prick like satans when she hears the word racist
no one will steal the cuntbeasts thunder
no one
tossing on her hat she runs downstairs to her antiquated 1972 Buick LaSabre
while trying to not trip over her sheet
as she drags her door open she removes her pointy hat feverishly tossing it across the peeling Naugahyde seat
The floorboard area is filled with the empty carcasses of mickyD cheeseburger wrappers greasy fry containers and empty Krispy Kreme boxes
carcasses of last nights late bender
wheezing and out of breath she plops her fatass down into the car which groans in tired defiance as its springs have little life left to give as it tries to carry its heavy load one last time
as she turns the key a low shriek comes forth building in intensity
guttural primitive and desperate
ON TO THE POD
as the Buick backfires in protest
it's finally coaxed to life as her cankles quiver when her wide fat foot presses life into the beast
seconds pass as she curls her swollen pasty sausage fingers around the gear shifter and throws it into reverse
a noxious cloud of blue smoke spews out the tailpipe and curls around the open window
L'Urine takes a deep breath and her nostrils flare
the blue smoke is helplessly sucked inward
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my gift to the noobs
part deux up soon
What is annabella's language barrier? What language does she speak?
She speaks stoopid - and well!
"Yesterday night " not a grammar Nazi but shouldn't that be last night.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094111
And she's in a book club, what do they read? Magic tree house books?
What is annabella's language barrier? What language does she speak?
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it's either teh stoopid or
ebonix
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094130
Whhhhyyyyy???? Your 16 year old is bragging about wearing drawers? You know that's the mom that shows the potty training pictures to anyone that stops by the house to visit.
hahaha 44 ebonics cuz she's black hahaha you're so funny!!! Did they like that one at your last KKK rally?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094098
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WOW...a prom picture that is actually stunning! The dress fit well, no orange fake tan, not stripper-short...a beautiful girl in a very tasteful dress! I'm impressed!!
Damn I could've been a millionaire if only I had been smart enough to create labia bleach.
I disagree 47, I'm not going to be insulting (no kid smack) but there have been some better prom pics posted.
#49...I guess I haven't looked at all of them, but the few I did look at were terrible. I didn't link them here either (too mean for me), but I shook my head. Orange fake tans, boob spillage and way to much back fat (If it looked that bad posing for a pic, how would it look when moving around?), dresses that were way too short/skimpy/hooker looking. I was really impressed with this dress and girl.
#49 Isn't it labia color...not bleach!!
So what's the deal with flstatenolefan2? She wasn't banned for the FB stuff was she? Why come back with a new ID?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3093883&pg=4
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What does SSDD stand for?? *Kristina* used it, and I don't get it...
same shit different day
Thank you #54.
51...you're right. Either way I see some embarrassing GYN appts coming up soon. Good thing the color is temporary so you can try them all.
#52...if she was banned, then Squillen should be as well. Squillen was warned, but basically laughed at STJ and just kept on pimping her crap lard filled cookies.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094091
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I'm really surprised this thread has stayed as civil as it has.
ummm, no #47. Ah, yes, you must be blog whore Andy posting this. Another to get another schmuck to your damn blog. I swear woman, get a life.
Sorry, I know we aren't supposed to smack kids but a high school senior is hardly a kid. I am not impressed by that dress. Looks like something a washed up up old soap opera star would wear to the daytime Emmys. Way too old an matronly for that girl.
52-I don't think she was banned. she hairflipped and had them delete her account. she wasn't gone very long. maybe she wouldn't be such a pain in the ass this time around.
#23 posted:
I really have no issue with anyone trying to make money but seriously everyone saying how gorgeous that thing is makes me want to vomit. The only way anyone would get me to put that on my head is if they removed it from my body first!!
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Unholy FUCK!
That thing is hideous, it looks like Minnie Pearl's hat mated with a chicken wire. I certainly don't find it at all FASCINATING and could someone tell me where one would wear that hideous oddity? Wal-Mart?
The fact that those monstrosities are now being co-opted by middle class women to wear is silly and they have to be the most UNFLATTERING accessories ever devised by a homosexual (the last time Alexander McQueen had taste was a dick in his mouth) to make women look ridiculous and sexually unappealing.
Hell, give me the colored turkey feathers in your hair, those things are just GROTESQUE.
I don't have a problem with PL, but I did have a problem with Squillen. What's the difference? PL wrote a short post linking to a legit business site (maybe still against TOU, but that's STJ's problem not mine). Squillen was using 2Peas as her business site b/c she was too lazy or cheap to set up a real business site. She was taking orders and payments directly on 2Peas! Not to mention the fact that her "not a business" business was illegal due to numerous health code violations, in addition to tax and licensing issues. Maybe I do think that PL hat is not so cute, but it looks a lot better than those cheap fugly cookies.
#62...I agree with you, but you missed the BIGGEST one...Squillen was ASKED to stop pimping out her crap, and she completely ignored STJ. I also think STJ was an idiot for not just deleting the thread and either banning squillen or something, but it really showed squillens true character and integrity when she has specifically been asked in a previous thread to NOT pimp out her shit, and she did it again anyway.
Gee #36, it's not like we can sit in front of our computers all day and hit the refresh button.
#64...I'm pretty sure that is what most of the peas do...
I posted about the prom dress pic I liked, and no, I am not andy. I didn't even click on the link to her blog to see more pics. I have no interest in looking at her blog, I was just admiring her DD's prom pics.
shannoninkc
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PeaNut 304038 - March 2007
Posts: 204 Layouts: 0
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I don't know about her gums, Lanus, and I don't remember what thread that referenced, but I know I read it...so I must say...
My gyno told me that my vagina was as fresh and sweet as a 21 year old virgin!
So take that bitches!
Gulfcoastgirl
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut 78019 - March 2003
Posts: 2035 Layouts: 10
Loc: At the bar of the Cheeca Lodge
Posted: 5/25/2011 3:39:01 PM
You want to put on a damn dress more power to your dumb ass. Me? I was staying warm.
Since clothing is now made in all weights and fabrics, I think I would have put my dumb ass in an appropriate garment that could have been.....oh, I don't know...warm?! You can't be warm and not tacky at the same time? I for one believe the two can live together.
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ITA with Gulgcoastgirl.
Would it have killed Kiki to wear a pair of knit slacks and a warmer top or sweater or something? Jeans are not the only type of pants in the world.
The peas are being meaner to Kiki than the blog bitches! She just can't get a break...they are some mean bullies over there...
I swear sometimes I feel like 2Peas is a Repub shrub bucket? Is it? Have I made a wrong turn somewhere? Biggest bunch of BO haters. Dem haters. Anybody else but Chreeeestan haters. WTF?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3094124&pg=2
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The update does not even make sense.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094198
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PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
73 dude that is not cool at all, hope your comment gets pulled.
NOT COOL AT ALL #73. JANE PLEASE DELETE!!!!!!!!!!
delete and block that IP address
The way anthacat's blog is written is really juvenile and irritating. The back and forth quotes for her daughters is strange.
It's gone. That was NOT OKAY.
Once again, we do not talk about pea kids here. The end. No exceptions. Any comments disparaging a pea's child will be deleted.
Thank you Jane
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094178
Can we vote Kiki today's biggest idiot? Seriously, there are storms heading your way, so you load the kids up in the car to go to the mall? Then the *sirens* go off so you get back in the car and drive to your moms house? Then the *tornado* sirens continue to sound, so you drive with your *kids* back to your house? How hard is it to know tornado coming = stay in the damn house.
KiKi is stoopid.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3093883&pg=4
Really MsMariah no one would give a flying fuck if you were THE BLOG. You are not half as important as you think you are.
Lanus is so edgy!!!! She wore khaki shorts and hi top pink Chucks to graduation!!! If I had paid for my cap and gown and she walked up there like that it would irritate me.
Imagine if some popular pea posted that some loser at their kids college graduation showed up looking homeless.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3093883&pg=4
My blog is better....
http://ihate2peas.blogspot.com/
or will be!
The peas are being meaner to Kiki than the blog bitches! She just can't get a break...they are some mean bullies over there...
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Naw, I figure it is blog bitches that grew some pink clanking balls and spoke up.
Oh, Annie, Maddy, whatever you are calling yourself today-take your meds and have a nap. No one wants to read your boring drivel.
Trying a bit too hard there Maddy?
Lanus, Lanus rhymes with anus. My butt puckers every time I see her post. She is a strange little creature.
Maddy, you are illiterate. Yikes.
Good luck with that. LOL
wait...is Maddy the one that had the wedding in vegas that the bridesmaides didn't want to ride together or share the cost of gas or something and Maddy didn't invite her kids to come, they were just going to watch the video? Is this the same girl?
No, that whole BM thing was AnnieSM who had several other pea names as well
So who is maddy and why does she have a beef with the peas??
scrapwench is an ass kissing cunt. what a fucking fat, ugly bitch. typical pea.
linky #93???????
yes, she certainly is #93
Actually, #91, she is the same person. Maddy, Annie, AnnieSM, et al. Same wacky chick that had the Vegas wedding all the bridesmaid drama.
Thank you #96. If she is the same wack-a-doo, then I feel very sorry for her kids. She already shows she puts her latest boy-toy ahead of her kids, now she is spending time reading two-peas and writing blog entries about it? Let me guess, she is also on welfare, WIC and any other government program she can get her fat fingers on. Nice. Maybe she should get off the computer and spend some time with her kids.
On second thought, they would probably turn out better without her 'guidance' as a mother.
Didn't take long for someone to throw Barack in as the antichrist, in fact, I'm quite surprised it took so many posts.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094148
scrapwench is an ass kissing cunt. what a fucking fat, ugly bitch. typical pea.
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did she call you on your bullshit and bend you widdle feelers?
Crap, 96, I didn't know she had THAT many names.
Still waiting for the link on scrapwench...thinking the link has not been posted because #99 is right...it calls out a certain pea (that ran and posted here). Posting the link would out that pea as a blog bitch. So original...
wenchie is right, that pepea has cleaned her gun and has her sights set on the wenchster.
Anonymous said... 70 I swear sometimes I feel like 2Peas is a Repub shrub bucket? Is it? Have I made a wrong turn somewhere? Biggest bunch of BO haters. Dem haters. Anybody else but Chreeeestan haters. WTF?
May 25, 2011 1:45 PM
Don't you have some guv'mnt cheese to go suck on?
link# 102? I enjoy reading a good showdown! FTR, I also believe 100% that pepea was or currently is the other woman.
megmc
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PeaNut 497090 - January 2011
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not to steal your thunder , but I did to....supposely I am 1sassypea?
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where the FUCK did she come up with that shit? I don't remember anyone saying that shit.
I think your guv'mnt cheese *done* slid off your cracker you twit!
megmc
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PeaNut 497090 - January 2011
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not to steal your thunder , but I did to....supposely I am 1sassypea?
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Post went to cyber hell, i'll try this again (apologies if it shows up double)
Who the FUCK said this shit to her? NO ONE.
Guess she likes to make shit up as she goes?
Anyone recall this load of smelly bull shit?
I think her guv'mnt cheese *done* slid off her cracker!!
so it shows up lol
meh ~ who cares :)
melanell
Ancient Ancestor of Pea
PeaNut 26836 - January 2002
Posts: 8656 Layouts: 81
Posted: 5/25/2011 7:01:01 PM
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Someone defended me!!!!
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It's really hard to take you seriously when you're practically wetting yourself over the attention.
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I'm fairly certain she wasn't looking to be taken seriously. It seems like a pretty low-key, poking fun at one's self type of thread.
Unless of course, *you* are also not being serious, in which case I apologize.
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Apparently smelanell (whatever) doesn't understand pure sarcasm.
Kiki. I have never seen a woman with more self esteem issues. She tries to cover them up by thinking she is some hot 40something year old momma but the poor thing just tries way too damn hard.
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That. It's pitiful how insecure she is.
it has been mentioned several times that megmc = beadhound. I think she has some reading comprhension problems. That, or she really is beadhound, and wants to get people off that subject...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094234
(Mary Kay/Death of Mother thread)
I feel bad for this lady. I think she should go through her Mom's clientelle list and call every single one and let them know what they did to her.
just.sayin'
Anonymous said... 109 Kiki. I have never seen a woman with more self esteem issues. She tries to cover them up by thinking she is some hot 40something year old momma but the poor thing just tries way too damn hard.
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That. It's pitiful how insecure she is.
May 25, 2011 5:14 PM
*That.* (oh, and *This.*) is a bucket thing. Please refrain from using that here. *WE* hate the stupid ass use of it.
Thanks lol :P
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Really Kiki?? isn't a UPS driver every bored housewife's dream? Order a package, then answer the door dressed all sexxy-like and then get the real 'package'?? Seems like something some of the bored peas would do...
PS - Did her husband cheat on her??
I wonder how long before we hear about someone from Twopeas committing suicide because of the meanness and nastiness that goes on? We hear about this kind of stuff happening all the time to young people. Cyber bullying! It's really no different...well there is a difference, they're kids and these are so called adults. It's really shameful that grown ups would do something so petty and juvenile and deliberate. It's actually a little psychotic. This is a glorified slam book and you're all a bunch of high school mean girls! You talk crap about people all day long but I bet it's you all that have the sad pathetic lives.
#114:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Anonymous said... 114 I wonder how long before we hear about someone from Twopeas committing suicide because of the meanness and nastiness that goes on? We hear about this kind of stuff happening all the time to young people. Cyber bullying! It's really no different...well there is a difference, they're kids and these are so called adults. It's really shameful that grown ups would do something so petty and juvenile and deliberate. It's actually a little psychotic. This is a glorified slam book and you're all a bunch of high school mean girls! You talk crap about people all day long but I bet it's you all that have the sad pathetic lives.
May 25, 2011 6:11 PM
1. Welcome to the blog, bitch!
2. If someone over there committed suicide over something said here then they were probably already over the edge (like most of them now).
2a. Gina would have to call their house to make sure it was real.
2b. Scrapstench would have to confirm it before it's true on the webzez.
Got it?
Ooh ooh, my mistake LOL
Stacy would have to call.
Those two fruitcakes look alike somewhat and I always mix them up.
Thanks for proving my point, I figured I'd get that kind of reaction. I bet you anything that you are the same people that would be ENRAGED if this happened to one of your children. Would it be their fault if they committed suicide because someone was being cruel to them? I mean you yourself said that they must have had something wrong with them already. They deserve to pushed over the edge for your entertainment? I actually feel more sorry for the people that post here than I do your victims. You have no accountability, no remorse, no care in the world because what? Because it's fun? You get your shits and giggles from being a horrible person. And sadly you probably always be that way. Hell right now I'm no better than you are, but the difference is I know when to say when and you will always sit at your computer and take your loneliness and depression out on anonymous people you don't even know. Karma is a bitch!
the noobs have invaded! go away if you don't like it
Anonymous said... 118 Thanks for proving my point, I figured I'd get that kind of reaction. I bet you anything that you are the same people that would be ENRAGED if this happened to one of your children. Would it be their fault if they committed suicide because someone was being cruel to them? I mean you yourself said that they must have had something wrong with them already. They deserve to pushed over the edge for your entertainment? I actually feel more sorry for the people that post here than I do your victims. You have no accountability, no remorse, no care in the world because what? Because it's fun? You get your shits and giggles from being a horrible person. And sadly you probably always be that way. Hell right now I'm no better than you are, but the difference is I know when to say when and you will always sit at your computer and take your loneliness and depression out on anonymous people you don't even know. Karma is a bitch!
May 25, 2011 6:49 PM
Victims? LOL They put the shit out there and shouldn't.
Go away heartcat!
You know there are some key differences, right?
1. Real names are not used. It's only pea names. Do peas use their pea names in real life?
2. This is one place. It is not 'viral', as in, it is not spread around on FB or any other place. It is contained here, and I can only remember it being linked once at the pod.
3. Other than a few people that are after Lauren, most of the comments are a one time thing regarding something someone has written on a post over at the pod.
4. No one is being harassed. No one is receiving e-mails or texts from the blog, and the blog is not spreading this information for all to see.
"Would it be their fault if they committed suicide..." has to be one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard. Taking this lack of personal responsibility bullshit to a whole new level, kinda like that Phoebe Prince case.
You've got a choice with suicide, unless someone is physically forcing you to kill yourself.
I don't have a problem with PL, but I did have a problem with Squillen. What's the difference? PL wrote a short post linking to a legit business site (maybe still against TOU, but that's STJ's problem not mine). Squillen was using 2Peas as her business site b/c she was too lazy or cheap to set up a real business site. She was taking orders and payments directly on 2Peas! Not to mention the fact that her "not a business" business was illegal due to numerous health code violations, in addition to tax and licensing issues. Maybe I do think that PL hat is not so cute, but it looks a lot better than those cheap fugly cookies.
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#62 you have no clue as to how or what her business was. what an idiot you are.
Please enlighten us squillen...I mean #123. What was her business? Was she actually licensed? If she was making $1200 per holiday, that's a pretty nice yearly paycheck (5 or 6 holidays x $1200). Do fill all of us idiots in on what an upstanding business woman you...I mean squillen really is.
hello my fellow demoncrats, gayys, meskins and beadhead
If she was making $1200 per holiday, that's a pretty nice yearly paycheck (5 or 6 holidays x $1200).
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You are one seriously broke mother if $7200 per year is a nice paycheck.
I forgot that I was dealing with idiots. You really think I mean $7200 is a nice paycheck for someone with a 40 hour a week job? I'll amend my statement for the slow ones here:
If she was making $1200 per holiday, that's a pretty nice yearly paycheck (5 or 6 holidays x $1200) for a SAHM who only spends 12 or so days in the kitchen making cookies to get that paycheck.
There, does that explain things? Not bad for a cash-under-the table side income.
aerofart, don't you have a sister to fuck? run along now you piece of shit.
what are you talking about #128?
LMAO 128!!
Hi Sass!
so 127 thinks stealing from Uncle Sam is funny..interesting.
[quote] You've got a choice with suicide, unless someone is physically forcing you to kill yourself. [/quote]
You have NO clue about depression and suicide.
Please stop reproducing.
Nope, I'm #127, and I don't think it is funny at all. I was agreeing with the comments above mine about squillen and why I don't like her. I think she should be banned from two peas, as well as turned over to the IRS. Promoting her 'business' on a website, taking orders and receiving payment without paying tax on it is a crime.
I am so sick and tired of people saying that is racist when the word they should be using is bigotry.
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD DIVERSITY TRAINING?
I can't stand TravelAgent.
I just can't stand her picture. Blecccch
You are ugly and your momma dresses you funny.
All Hail the Magikal Beouf!!
what are you talking about #128?
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private joke, noob.
I've been on the blog almost 6 months, and I don't know what you are talking about...please share your joke!
132: you're obviously the mental illness expert heee. Please don't reproduce & pass your fucked up cray cray along to future generations.
Seriously, people, when does personal accountability come in to play? Someone who chooses suicide is a coward. Period. Many people are bullied or have bad shit happen to them; only weak & selfish idiots choose suicide, and only idiots absolve them of responsibility for their choices. Because suicide, by definition, is a choice. Otherwise, we call it murder.
Now go take one of the many meds I'm sure you need to survive the world. Some of us live life without drugs & excuses for everything that's wrong in our luves.
Schwarzeniegger's demoncrat wife turned him into a freak. he should have stuck with his people
You're seriously misinformed 140. Shut your trap when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Arnuld probably has the clap, herpes and crabs. That fucker was a whore.
Sweet buttery Jesus #140. Shut the fuck up. You are verging on nutter status. NO ONE CARES
You bitches most obviously do care...so tell me: how many of you (and your kids) require pharmaceuticals to make it through the day?
How many of you use the anxiety/depression crutch that is so fashionable today?
Not me! No pills here, not even BC (DH has the V).
sis uses tigerbaum. gives it that little something
one of these days some meskin will break into skybar's tent and tear her a new one
i'd get the hell outta there
STFU #140
You clearly have no fucking clue what you're talking about. Sure there are people who just say the have anxiety/depression as an excuse when they don't have it. But there are many others who do actually suffer from it.
It's quite clear that you don't understand. Depression/anxiety can strike when you would least expect it, when everything is going fine and there's no reason or bad experience to explain it. How is that using a "crutch" of which you speak?
Didn't mean for this to get to heartcat length and I know and admit I didn't word the point I'm trying to make very clearly.
But seriously, STFU, you really don't know what you're talking about it and are just making yourself sound like a really stoopid moran!!!!!!!1one1!!!
Where would she go? Maybe she can move in with Lowrent. An atheist jew and a 357 packing Jesus freak, that's what my kind of USA.
OMG, there sure some slutty prom dresses this year. I would never let my dd out in some of those so called dresses and I'm hardly a pearl clutcher. I'm a heathen atheist with no morals according to Skybar.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3094211
Reading comprehension. OMG. Stop fucking asking who the guest was and read the actual thread.
i also thought burning feather's crockpot stuff sucked.
here's a better one: put some beef butt in your crockpot and throw in some salt. it's delicious!
aeroforce1's recipe
145 (the lady who bitches about someone who *might* commit suicide turned into the ugly bully! LOL Welcome home!
Anonymous said... 139 I've been on the blog almost 6 months, and I don't know what you are talking about...please share your joke!
May 25, 2011 10:00 PM
the joke is like 6 years old
it's not worth knowing; just go with the flow
go away fake-aero
It never was a joke, Einstein.
aeroforce1 said... 156 It never was a joke, Einstein.
May 25, 2011 11:29 PM
*YOU* are the joke! Go play with your sissy.
This blog is not the same as bullying, it's like people you know talking about you behind your back. Most of the time you are clueless about it and it does no harm at all. But if you choose to snoop and listen in to their conversations, then you might hear something you don't like.
Don't want to risk reading about yourself here? Then don't read. Simple.
Perhaps also resist the temptation to post every thought that enters your head over at the pod. If you don't do or post idiotic stuff, then that's less ammunition for us.
I went to my attorney today and we are planning on suing you fucked up bitches.
Excellent! I'll see you in court then.
Just out of interest what would the charges be?
Totally believe that, especially since the thought to post your exclamation didn't occur until 2am
Bet she'll say emotional distress or slander...don't know how that'll pan out with fake internet names and all. Aren't most of the peas on the tort reform bandwagon anyway.
The defense to libel and slander is truth.
The peas just can't handle the truth.
What am I missing here? What is so genius about a potholder folded in half? Can someone explain it to me? A sewing kit? Lipsticks? Flash drives? Why do we want to store those in a potholder...or is she being sarcastic?
If not then that is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen.
Is someone seriously going to put their lipsticks in a folder potholder and carry it in their purse?
There is new space. :)
it also doubles as a vibrator holder when you're going through TSA
So...I'm just not getting the layouts at Two Peas. You know, the ones that have a little 2x3 picture on a 12x12 sheet of paper. Why bother?
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